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1408830125 | 1408859426 | t3_2ee9yt | t5_2to41 | 4 | amretardcanconfirm: TIFU by relying on SlickDeals to do my laptop shopping for me
I don't know what to look for when considering laptops and I don't know what's a good price for any particular model. I wanted to score in on an awesome deal this time around so I have been relying on SlickDeals for over a year long lapto... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408834925 | 1415133272 | t3_2eegnd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a bottle in my pants.
Note: This happened when I was in 4th grade and is not recent, I have never put a bottle in my pants ever since.
So in 4th grade, I had a buddy named, let's say Miles, and we sat across from each other at 3 tables combined. There were two classmates of mine that were b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408835216 | 1415133275 | t3_2eeh24 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating shrooms for the first time
demhandz81: Alright
MindOverManter: FEED ME SEYMOUR
| 3 | 1 | |
1408835411 | 1409195028 | t3_2eehca | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting jesus into my heart.
time to bust my reddit cherry.
This all took place one week ago in Minneapolis, Minnesota. To kick off this story you need to know a few things about me. I'm loud, with a dark sense of humor, and tend to take things way too far. My attributes will become more noticeable ... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1408830927 | 1408836529 | t3_2eeb1y | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU because I love Dragonball Z
Okay so,
This actually happened several months ago, just thought I should say that...anyway...
I was, at work, chilling at my desk...since you know I get paid to chill. I got bored and decided I wanted to walk and stare at people's computers to look at their backgrounds. ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408835697 | 1408870762 | t3_2eehqf | t5_2to41 | 14 | Winepolish: TIFU by asking for a divorce?
I don't know where else to turn...
I have been married for nearly 6 years to a man who is becoming a stranger. Today I lost it. I started screaming and shouting and did not recognize myself. I need to know if I am the crazy one.
It all started a little over a year ago wit... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1408839328 | 1408841162 | t3_2eempf | t5_2to41 | 8 | TIFUandPooped: TIFU by mixing preworkout with liquor
This happened last night.
My best friend was driving two hours to come down for a night of indulgence. We began drinking around nine o'clock, starting out with some fireball. We finished the pint fairly quickly, and began downing some Jager that someone had left at ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408838734 | 1408938456 | t3_2eelwu | t5_2to41 | 18 | babykittennoodle: TIFU by basically sexting my mom
A little back story first.I am visiting my home town right now getting ready to visit an old friend with benefits. I'm staying at my mom's house and she just knows I am visiting a friend tonight. I'm also borrowing my brother's car as he is on vacation. So this is what... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1408839888 | 1408869712 | t3_2eenfp | t5_2to41 | 107 | Jezio: TIFU by getting too high on the first day back at Uni. [xpost /r/trees]
>be me
>haven't smoked in 2 weeks
>tolerance be low
>smoke a joint and two bowls of purp out of a kick ass bong
>become high
>become higher
>become too high
>think, "shower, yes.."
>walk out door
>door ... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1408841745 | 1408842038 | t3_2eepre | t5_2to41 | 5 | kramtastic: TIFU by leaving my door unlocked.
Today I fucked up Reddit. I have just gotten back to college, and it's about a week before classes started. I recently moved into a new apartment complex, and the rules are pretty lax. One thing notable about this apartment complex is that it is **brand new** and is quite e... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408841962 | 1415133267 | t3_2eeq1e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my wife to write what about her one night stand...here are some quotes. [NSFW]
"...just wanting his cock inside me is driving me crazy!"
"...as he pounded me like there was no tomorrow with his long cock."
"...he held my legs back, thrusting hard and fast, sweat dripping off his face."
"He... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408842309 | 1408979879 | t3_2eeqh2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | symune: Tifu by leaving my Google account logged on at a friends house.
This happened today...but it all occurred due to an incident at the beginning of the month. Around July 31st I was at a friends house and had logged into chrome to show him my theme and I left it logged in by accident.
Now fast forward to today. I... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1408845851 | 1409072344 | t3_2eev4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ranger_Aragorn: TIFU by using a towel
I was just done with my little brother's birthday party. Being as how I was bored, I decided to [insert witty euphemism about masturbation] because I was pent up and bored. Hiding out in the bathroom, I was halfway through when my sister knocked on the door. Foolish me, unwanting t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408846671 | 1408928296 | t3_2eew8e | t5_2to41 | 126 | usernamegold1: TIFU by watching an anime called "Boku"
Unlike some fuck-ups on this sub-reddit, this fuck up happened today.
I was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and playing on my phone to fight boredom, and I suddenly decided to find out what Boku no Pico was like (it was disgusting).
See, I hadn't taken a d... | 7 | 18 | |
1408846329 | 1408848588 | t3_2eevrq | t5_2to41 | 13 | VITALY_CHERN0BYL: TIFU by using a motorcycle helmet as a basket.
I was on my way to a buddy's house, and my fuel light popped on. I swung into the first station I saw and parked my bike next to the pump. I was a little hungry because I skipped lunch so I grabbed a Red Bull from the fridge and then made my way to the ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408848297 | 1408849136 | t3_2eeyb9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | non523: TIFU at work, on my first day.
This happened about a month and a half ago where i had just started working for a company as a contract Sys Admin.
Did this to the CEO's office on my way in to meet him.
http://i.imgur.com/jg2DWIr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QKs7UBB.jpg
Edit: forgot pics.
ImTheReal_TuongLuKim: did ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1408847620 | 1408920188 | t3_2eexhe | t5_2to41 | 52 | Zadchiel: TIFU by listening Anacona by Nicky Minaj with my new headphones. [NSFW]
So a couple of months ago I went to Rome, and brought back a new cool pair of headphones with me among other stuff. I started using them 3 days ago to play L4D2, but damn they were very uncomfortable, I tried and tried but they kept hurti... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1408848503 | 1408902594 | t3_2eeykw | t5_2to41 | 366 | gfparents: TIFU by screaming "WE BANGED LAST NIGHT" to my girlfriend's parents.
My girlfriend and I are inheriting a bunch of fish from her parents. So last night they came over with a five gallon bucket filled with various fish tank supplies so we can get this project started.
Several drinks later we are all feeling ... | 4 | 91.5 | |
1408849376 | 1408851399 | t3_2eezpi | t5_2to41 | 10 | tishstars: TIFU Request: please relegate all sex-related TIFU's to one or two days
This subreddit has slowly devolved into being rife with fake sex/genitalia-related threads. I feel like we need good ol' fashioned fuckups most days like this subreddit used to have.
BladedFalcon: The sex TIFU equivalent of Shaturdays, s... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408850910 | 1408993325 | t3_2ef1p4 | t5_2to41 | 521 | aymama: TIFU by dislocating the wifey's shoulder via doggy-style
This happened last night. Doing this on my phone because too afraid to ask the wife for the computer. Please excuse spelling, punctuation, format, etc. you bastards.
After a night out drinking that was full of aggressive come ons, we get back to the hou... | 5 | 104.2 | |
1408848490 | 1408896759 | t3_2eeyk3 | t5_2to41 | 44 | ladylei: TIFU when motorboating and gave my SO a black eye
So this really did happen TODAY, which is rare for this sub.
***Please note I'm not making light of Domestic Violence and don't condone Domestic Abuse. No one deserves to be hurt especially by your SO. I've been through it and domestic abuse can happen to a... | 4 | 11 | |
1408852100 | 1408944675 | t3_2ef37e | t5_2to41 | 45 | Jilloffthrowaway: TIFU by giving my niece my phone
We were at my sister in law's house to celebrate her birthday. Her daughter who is four loves my five year old nephew. I have some videos of him on my phone that she likes to watch, so I gave her my phone to play it over and over. A couple of minute go by and she walks... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1408852997 | 1408885711 | t3_2ef4ca | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheBanger: TIFU by going kayaking in rough water with my new iPhone
My last iPhone was really shitty and had a host of problems. So I got a used 4S last week for $200 right before going on vacation.
My family went to the beach today, where my dad and I went kayaking. We have a tandem non-ocean kayak, and we don't go... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1408855558 | 1408858070 | t3_2ef7nr | t5_2to41 | 21 | contramand: TIFU by getting drunk and deciding to shave
So last night I was alone with a liter of vodka, a jug of orange juice and myself. I had consumed 8 or 9 drinks when I started thinking about how much I dislike being hairy. I'm so hairy that my chest hair pokes my shirt out about an inch and a flea could travel c... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1408855016 | 1408903091 | t3_2ef70m | t5_2to41 | 10 | RiotGirlll: TIFU by not wearing gloves when cutting scotch bonnet peppers
My fuck up was not today, it was a few months ago. I am not very experienced at cooking and this past year I have been having to learn how to cook, using recipes and sometimes just by buying ingredients and figuring out something to do with them.... | 5 | 2 | |
1408856096 | 1408894645 | t3_2ef8af | t5_2to41 | 25 | Theawkwardhapa: TIFU by basically getting kicked out of University
I won't deny it, I haven't been the best of students, but I've never gone below the GPA requirements. I struggle with depression and high levels of anxiety, so I will admit that there were times where I've had to retake some classes.
During the e... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1408856732 | 1408888555 | t3_2ef8yt | t5_2to41 | 44 | 878lettuces: TIFU By buying a lettuce
Well really by being an idiot.
A couple of days ago I bought a lettuce and took it to the automatic checkout machine. I put the lettuce on the machine and it gives me the weight of the lettuce (0.878 kg) and I tell it it's a lettuce. Then the machine asks for the "quantity". So, b... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1408859469 | 1408892415 | t3_2efbwu | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU By Bragging That I'm Gonna Jerk Off In My New Room
Okay, so my family is looking for a new place, somewhere a bit larger, as me and my brother have to share a room, and have our whole lives. So of course with this process comes going to see the houses. So my mom comes in one day and tells me that she's ... | 4 | 19 | |
1408853859 | 1408888205 | t3_2ef5gm | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping an iPad on my dick
I store my iPad inside my pillowcase (Don't ask me why I just do it). I was laying down and the pillow was down by my feet. Being too lazy to sit up and grab it I stick my leg into the pillowcase and lift it up to slide the iPad out. It comes out like a chopping blade righ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408861175 | 1409064779 | t3_2efdjq | t5_2to41 | 13 | blzy79: TIFU by having sex without a condom
I lost my virginity today and didn't use a condom but I cummed in her mouth I'm very worried that possibly if I had precum on my dick I could have gotten her pregnant if I did get her pregnant I'm moving and changing my name.
antony1197: " if I did get her pregnant I'm movin... | 16 | 0.8125 | |
1408858839 | 1408926492 | t3_2efb9q | t5_2to41 | 12 | lifetimelead: TIFU by letting the girl of my dreams go.
Me and this girl had been bestfriends for the longest time and I started to like her, well me being stupid and young decided to rush things and jump into things without thinking. It ended up making things awkward and made things not how they should have went and I... | 4 | 3 | |
1408863347 | 1408865545 | t3_2effib | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk texting a fling
I am too old to be doing this shit but my overly tipsy brain thought it would be a good idea to drunk text a fling. About 45 minutes later the tipsy wore off enough for me to realize how fucking desperate I must seem now to this dude. I really despise my inner crazy sometimes.... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1408862217 | 1408864317 | t3_2efehv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a greedy jerk
Today i fucked up by being greedy. like most stories this did not happen today, it happened about 11 years ago when i was in kindergarten.
In kindergarten we had a restroom in the classroom with a restroom monitor. The teacher always reminded us to not put our hand inbeetween the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408863588 | 1408866934 | t3_2effp6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying a ticket.
Ok... I'm scared. I'm so scared and I would appreciate any input. I have a $50 ticket for driving with an expired lisence and I was supposed to pay it on the 9th. I still haven't because I totally forgot about it till today and the police department isn't open till Monday. (I liv... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1408861309 | 1408941441 | t3_2efdoh | t5_2to41 | 36 | FirearmConcierge: TIFU by getting drunk in New York City
Today I fucked up, I sold a friend of mine a gun. He used it to end his own life. When I found out the news, I was devastated. I drank heavily that night and the next evening I found out my brother would be in NYC for a few days with his fiance. He invited me. I ... | 3 | 12 | |
1408864921 | 1408931614 | t3_2efgsj | t5_2to41 | 647 | throwaway420blazit: TIFU by jerking it in the shower while my family was home
The title is somewhat self explanatory, but let me begin with a bit of background information. I am, as many of these posts go, a stupid teenager. I am a recent college dropout, and many other things have been going wrong in my life that ha... | 7 | 92.428571 | |
1408865878 | 1408867044 | t3_2efhnd | t5_2to41 | 13 | wubwubDJ: TIFU by eating a pepper NSFW
So I was doing the ALS ice bucket challenge and felt it needed more
spice (pun intended). So after the challenge I did the cinnamon challenge
and beat it. Then i proceeded to eat a jalapeno, it was all fine and dandy
until 20 minutes later when I went to the bathroom came o... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408863787 | 1408877174 | t3_2effv5 | t5_2to41 | 77 | Lord_Beardsteak: TIFU by buying porn while high
Over the past year, while jerking it to a specific category of fetish videos, I discovered a website that produced excellent content that enthused me greatly. Unfortunately, this website was excellent at removing pirated videos from torrent and tube sites, making it diffi... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1408865732 | 1408944536 | t3_2efhiz | t5_2to41 | 54 | bobfromsanluis: TIFU by giving one of the worst "thank you" possible
I was loading up some lumber at the home improvement store today and noticed the vehicle two spaces over from me where a father and daughter were loading up their vehicle. At one point I really noticed the daughter, about 12 years old or so, a very c... | 10 | 5.4 | |
1408866682 | 1408889006 | t3_2efi8l | t5_2to41 | 27 | rikk789: TIFU by putting the wrong name on my flight tickets
So today has been a mare. I was scheduled on the 0605 flight from Newcastle airport UK to fly to London then on to Reno for Burning Man. On the booking site for first name i wrote "Rick". My passport says "Richard", making my ticket invalid. The ESTA says Ri... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1408870085 | 1409163832 | t3_2efkt2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on /r/Spacedicks
It's 2 am. I can't sleep. I can't get what I saw out of my head. I have tried everything. Oh God, help me.
windowlicked: I was there my friend, it's okay.
[deleted]: What I want to know is who has the fucked up mind to post on that or actually look at it for more than ten seco... | 11 | 4 | |
1408872747 | 1408970731 | t3_2efmod | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling "Excalibur!" at the worst possible time.
**Storytime!**
Last month me and the girlfriend spent the day together we watched a movie, we got lunch and we talked and talked etc. etc.
Later that night we made it back to the bedroom and we were making out. Now when it comes to sex I'm not the m... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1408873118 | 1408905277 | t3_2efmy8 | t5_2to41 | 411 | NormanJaydenFBI: TIFU by "shopping" at Target
(note: I can think of a better title for this post, but I thought it might spoil the story. Hopefully some people still read this despite its mundane title)
So, I stopped by Target on the way home from work to pick up a few things. Frozen dinners, chips, toothpaste - less... | 5 | 82.2 | |
1408874302 | 1408902134 | t3_2efnqw | t5_2to41 | 29 | throwawayN123: TIFU by self harming and subsequently lost the opportunity to lose my virginity.
So I've been depressed for a good many years. I'm a 24 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend or any real interaction with women. I blame a lot of it on my anxiety and depression. On Friday night I was in a pretty dark plac... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1408874292 | 1408903848 | t3_2efnqo | t5_2to41 | 7 | KCagle91: TIFU Real-Time from the ER
Punched the floor and dislocated my pinky because I was mad. Currently waiting on X-ray results.
Update: definitely broken. Doctor straightened it out the best he could, gotta see an orthopedic surgeon on Monday. In a splint in the meantime. :(
Learned my lesson.
Update 2: Going t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408878514 | 1408891852 | t3_2efqt5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with hair gel (NSFW)
I've been staying with friends for the past week, and I had the house to myself after my friends left for work. I was feeling pretty horny, and decided to rub one out in the bathroom. I found a tube of what I thought was lotion, and used it to wank to completion. It ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1408877621 | 1408927671 | t3_2efq3y | t5_2to41 | 8 | TossTime: TIFU by leaving a customer's phone in the open
I work in a print and copy section and help people print documents and a regular customer comes in to do her photo round. This time she hasn't sorted it out and put them onto a USB so she trusts me with her iPhone to copy her pics to a USB because she didn't want... | 4 | 2 | |
1408885121 | 1408944570 | t3_2efw2v | t5_2to41 | 769 | hoseherdown: TIFU by accepting a birthday gift from my girlfriend
Well maybe "accepted" is the wrong word. She came to me and told me to clear my schedule for this weekend because she was "taking me to the beach". As we travelled on the train she admitted she may not have planned it well and the hotel would be too expe... | 8 | 96.125 | |
1408886662 | 1408906523 | t3_2efxi1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | browingman: TIFU by e-stalking someone who i fell in love with.
Happened yesterday. I am young and stupid, As most people my age do, I fell in love with a crush of mine, got too attached to her (She sees me only as a friend but she claimed to not have a boyfriend either). Now i cant stand seeing her with someone else. ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1408882193 | 1408917254 | t3_2efton | t5_2to41 | 38 | ChickenGravyRoll: TIFU by sending my girlfriends mum a picture of myself on the toilet
Usually when I go to the toilet and I have to drop off some timber I'll take my phone in too keep me company. Sometimes I'll take pictures of my poop's, or a picture of me crapping and send to mates for shits and gigs. While I was on... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1408858516 | 1408888529 | t3_2efaxh | t5_2to41 | 6 | AndPOPGoesHerCherry: TIFU by cutting my finger.
Well I cut my finger a little a couple of hours ago. Nothing major. But after a few hours, blood has hardened under the skin and it looks like a blood blister. So I decided I'm gonna pop it. I get a couple paper towels for blood, and now all I need is a band aid for when ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408888700 | 1408890105 | t3_2efzm8 | t5_2to41 | 135 | thecoconuthustler: TIFU by rescuing two puppies off the beach
This happened yesterday, and I was too damn tired to write about last night.
My corner of Puerto Rico (ex-pat) had some good waves this weekend thanks the now-TS Cristobal. The spot I like to surf is about 45mins to 1 hr from my home. I surfed this spot Fr... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1408889221 | 1408892860 | t3_2eg06p | t5_2to41 | 8 | tifuexperiences: TIFU By forgetting how to wipe my ass
So this morning i wake up feeling like i gotta take a dump, So i get up, Go into the bathroom drop my draws and sit my ass on the toilet, As i am shitting i notice the poop is a very liquidy almost pre-diherea consistency, I guess i didn't pay it much attention, I ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408890950 | 1408916274 | t3_2eg28p | t5_2to41 | 13 | insane_canine: TIFU by not heeding my own warning
First, a bit of background. I work in a casual dining restaurant, and the small size and high volume of patrons that the restaurant receives means that each staff member wears many hats, so to speak. So on a daily basis, I will not only be responsible for cooking food a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1408894311 | 1409026171 | t3_2eg6me | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU I pushed a customer at work, who him and his friends have been bullying me for months
I have no idea who these guys are but they have been giving me shit for months. I hate going into work because of them and they make me feel like shit. At one point I almost broke down crying and I'm in my 20s now.
To... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1408894285 | 1408897648 | t3_2eg6ks | t5_2to41 | 11 | sorrythrowaway42: TIFU by meeting an incredible server, whilst already inebriated.
TIFU by drinking away a new friendship, or potential relationship.
A bit of a backstory: the girl I was with for a year and a half left me about two months ago, and I'm just now getting over her and so on.
So, me and a friend are running... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408895709 | 1408985160 | t3_2eg8ii | t5_2to41 | 491 | bleepbooper: TIFU by playing with handcuffs.
So this happened about month ago. I had recently started dating my boyfriend, who is in law enforcement. I had expressed an interest in being handcuffed, both out of curiosity and in terms of sexy times. So after some messing around we decide to introduce the fateful item.... | 6 | 81.833333 | |
1408897448 | 1408897691 | t3_2egb2c | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shark_Caller: TIFU by while trying not to pee himself had an accident.
Well, this happened to my friend (let's call him Tom), but I was with him. We were third graders and we were hanging out around playground after school. We were both far away from home. We were drinking soda and eating a lot of junk food, when we bo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408865822 | 1409025428 | t3_2efhlr | t5_2to41 | 8 | Candroth: TIFU making dinner for my visiting mom
My dad died in November and I've had a hell of a rough time (severe depression, general anxiety, social anxiety, the works). Mom decided she wanted to come visit, and today she flew in. We ran around town, chatted, it was nice.
Dinnertime loomed and I decided to make ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1408898336 | 1408953172 | t3_2egcby | t5_2to41 | 53 | ryancalibur: TIFU by making my friend slap me
So, first things first, I'm the realest. As in, I tend towards honesty over tact, which I thought was fine, but am now re-evaluating.
Last night/early hours of this morning I was at a party, and one of my friends, we'll call her Sally, was feeling a bit down about her weig... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1408902233 | 1408922714 | t3_2egi4m | t5_2to41 | 2,931 | IdenticalEarl: TIFU by getting a BJ from somone I meet the same day (NSFW)
First off; I am sorry for not articulating myself too well, English is not my first language.
Well, when I read all this TIFU posts I find myself thinking: "Done that" to a scary amount of the posts, but then it hit me, I havent seen anything li... | 16 | 183.1875 | |
1408904412 | 1409186253 | t3_2egll7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ApacheThunder: TIFU by trying to make friends
Okay so this wasn't today but last week at school. I am usually anti-social but wanted to make new friends this year since there would be new people. I thought it would be difficult just talk to them. There was this one pretty cool guy I met (not giving his name) and I trie... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1408904329 | 1408912153 | t3_2eglh4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Inquesince89: TIFU by being drunk in a small town
Okey.. So.. This is my first tifu-post (please be gentle..) English is not my first language, so once again, be gentle. This tifu happened about 5 years ago. I had been working as a maniac on some tough shifts (I am a registered nurse) and all of a sudden I got a text a... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1408906038 | 1408992384 | t3_2ego24 | t5_2to41 | 631 | Syn_Claire: TIFU by allowing my girlfriend to meet my Nazi ex-boyfriend.
I'm posting this on a new account, I don't know if this will be a throwaway, but I thought this requires a fresh start.
**This is going to be quite a long one, so grab your virtual popcorn!**
*A little backstory*
A couple of years ago I befri... | 14 | 45.071429 | |
1408906943 | 1408968930 | t3_2egpfp | t5_2to41 | 6 | jony_bobo: TIFU by getting greedy
Guitarknowitall: TIFU by trying to sell used computer parts and not understanding how resale works.
jony_bobo: Heh, believe me, I've had my fare share of selling used PC parts :)
TheWin420: Not since 3 weeks ago eh?
jony_bobo: Actually I have :p
Been trying to sell my my PC parts to g... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1408902362 | 1408922432 | t3_2egibl | t5_2to41 | 7 | thelonescone: TIFU by getting stuck at the bottom of a hill
So I suppose this did happened today in the wee hours of the morn. My buddy got dumped the other day by his gf so a bunch of us decide to go out last night to help him forget. We end up at a party and are having a good time, I about at my limit and have wisel... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1408909528 | 1408959666 | t3_2egtco | t5_2to41 | 32 | Fs316: TIFU by taking a walk
So today I decided to take a walk im my neighborhood in the blazing Florida sun with some of my music. And about a hour in to the walk im sweating like a condensing water bottle. Sweat dripping from my chin, ears, everywhere, and i was craving some cold water. So I decided to go back home ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1408909020 | 1409000531 | t3_2egslf | t5_2to41 | 2,044 | nionix: TIFU by giving my WiFi password to the neighbor.
6 months ago, I fucked up by giving out my WiFi password. Think about how many people have your WiFi password. 98% of the friends that come over have it on their phone, maybe you've lent it out to a neighbor in need, or maybe you're a brave soul with an open netw... | 11 | 185.818182 | |
1408910842 | 1408986122 | t3_2egvez | t5_2to41 | 147 | throwthetifuaway: TIFU by peeing in a man's mangina
Right so six months ago I was browsing CL, looking for hookups, and as anyone who does this probably knows you get very few girls responding but lots of guys. Anyway this one older man responds and says he has a very odd fetish but will pay me $100 to do it to him. i ... | 7 | 21 | |
1408911245 | 1408911989 | t3_2egw0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a free drink with a laxative in it
evelynsmee: Post poop, worst ride ever?
ThatGuySmoking: Yes Worst ride I'll ever have
evelynsmee: My face is doing this thinking of you having to clean your leathers: 😦 😨 😲 😰
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1408911834 | 1409180208 | t3_2egwwl | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sally-Rouge: TIFU by trying to make a GIANT batch of cannabutter
Stupidass666: What is AVB?
Sally-Rouge: Already Vaped Bud - it's the stuff left over from using a vaporizer.
Stupidass666: Ahh... I used to throw mine out. Never considered making butter with it!
Sally-Rouge: It works really well, you just need more of ... | 5 | 1 | |
1408915052 | 1408929568 | t3_2eh1va | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a friend.
So this happened Friday night but dealt with it last night/this morning. Recently I was made aware one of my good friends has taken a liking to me. It also happens to be one of my best friends ex girlfriend.. I met her through him and she is also my roommates bestfriend. We've... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1408914600 | 1408966514 | t3_2eh16y | t5_2to41 | 536 | ZeusZorn: TIFU by being in a good mood and deciding to text my fav girl...
>Me: Mew :33
>Her: I'm not in the right mood, my cat died today.
Edit: Guys, I don't care about being "manly" at all. She's a cat fanatic and usually loves stuff like this. Unless her cat died.
Actual_Lady_Killer: "Don't you mean yo... | 11 | 48.727273 | |
1408917366 | 1408978318 | t3_2eh5hs | t5_2to41 | 2 | Zirzvensk: TIFU by checking my old facebook account
Oh god the cringe, really ruined my day
:(
xwarrr: Whenever you think whatever you've done in the past is cringe worthy, just look at Miley Cyrus' recent pictures
sennzz: she looks way hotter now than before (maybe the sluttiness has smth to do with it)
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408916918 | 1408992271 | t3_2eh4sa | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by moaning my ex's name during oral with my new guy (nsfw)
This happened just a couple hours ago and I feel awful and super embarrassed.
So, my ex and I broke up about 2 months ago. I had lost my virginity to him and he was the only guy I had done anything sexual with (oral, fingering, etc). I started... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1408912653 | 1409015094 | t3_2egy6a | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how the E-brake on a manual car works
This happened about 13 years ago, almost to the day. My friend who is involved called me today and brought it up, which has given life to this post.
In suburban northern New Jersey, when you need a quick snack, smokes, a drink, etc. you go to 7-11. T... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1408879522 | 1408937119 | t3_2efrl8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | AceBobcat: TIFU by jerkin' one in the shower. NSFW
This was actually a year or so ago.
So, a little back story. I'm a 23 year old bi dude with a history of seizures. I haven't had one since I was 14 after my 2nd brain surgery.
There was a time in my life where I once masturbated in the shower often. I don't anymore f... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1408920398 | 1408921892 | t3_2eha64 | t5_2to41 | 23 | imathrowawayofc: TIFU by telling my girlfriend to fuck off and slapping her
Honestly I couldn't think of a better title because my head is clouded up with shit.
For the past, like, year (almost 2 years) i've been depressed. I have had no energy to do anything, i've lost a bunch of friends and I often feel like my dog ... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1408919092 | 1409092432 | t3_2eh890 | t5_2to41 | 223 | Bermuda_Jim: TIFU by taking too much magnesium
So I do this low carb diet thing (sup /r/keto ). Sometimes you get a bit low on magnesium and require supplements, and sometimes you get a bit constipated. Yesterday I took a laxative (phillips?) because I hadn't had good shits in about a week. I figured hey, if I were abl... | 7 | 31.857143 | |
1408921895 | 1408995035 | t3_2ehcj4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | _marshmellon_: TIFU By getting wasted on the first date
Alright so this fuck up was a couple of days ago but I've been busy so here it is.
So I went on a date with this guy that I knew from high school, acquaintances shall we say, never really talked much. He picked me up from my apartment and we went to a bar so see... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408921074 | 1408955506 | t3_2ehb7j | t5_2to41 | 162 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to a seedy porn booth to fuck [Nsfw]
This happened about 8 months ago.
First time posting on TIFU
First a bit of background. My girlfriend is a bit of a country girl who has not been exposed to too much. She tends to think everything is innocent, even when it is so clearly not... | 4 | 40.5 | |
1408922182 | 1408924076 | t3_2ehd07 | t5_2to41 | 7 | tourbillon18: TIFU by using Amazon's 1-Click Ordering Option
So, I broke up with my ex-boyfriend about a year ago. We lived together for three years, and it ended quite badly. In short, he had anger issues and it was hard to deal with…and he had been heartset on getting married, so he took the whole breakup quite badly... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1408923164 | 1408934488 | t3_2ehegw | t5_2to41 | 110 | FoulBachelorFrogIRL: TIFU by accidentally exposing myself to a hotel maid and a family of four
Context: I'm a full-time business traveler. For the short duration of my career, I've been booking directly through Hilton for a variety of reasons.
Anyways, about a month ago, a coworker turned me on to a third-party serv... | 5 | 22 | |
1408924908 | 1408949390 | t3_2ehh28 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dancingmrt: TIFU and lost the opportunity for a threesome.
[deleted]: Draw mouths on both ur fists
TheWin420: Or... Or.. Just hear me out on this, but, 2 mouths Per fist, oh yeah.
DanHero91: You're living in the past man. One mouth per finger.
TheWin420: Man, you changed my sex life, orgys for days!
| 5 | 1.4 | |
1408925924 | 1408927955 | t3_2ehilk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking XTC at boarding school
Hello, I am a 19 year old male who got my highschool degree in June. After failing last year of highschool two years ago my parents decided to send me to boarding school to redo my year. English is not my first language so I don't know if I'm using the right word but it'... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408928187 | 1408929310 | t3_2ehlxw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my heat lamp on the floor
My heat lamp for my hedgehog was off when I put it on the floor, I must have forgotten to shut off the switch that day, and it turns on at night time. I smelled something weird in my room but passed it off. The next day I picked up my heat lamp and it burned a 3x3 in... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1408928965 | 1408930673 | t3_2ehn4a | t5_2to41 | 3 | mypoopsmellsbad: TIFU by getting social anxiety in front of the bosses
I know this isn't a huge deal but Im sort of venting so….I get social anxiety in crowds of people when I have to speak up about something important. I also get anxiety just being around a boss figure. I actually thought that I would never pass colle... | 3 | 1 | |
1408927512 | 1408935013 | t3_2ehkxi | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister use my camera
If by today I actually mean 5 years ago, then yes, this happened today.
Once upon a time during my college years I decided to sell stuff on ebay in order to help out with tuition payments. My family caught wind of this, and for my birthday I received a pretty nice di... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1408928537 | 1408981619 | t3_2ehmgr | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an asshole to a shy girl
This story actually happened a few months ago but anywho, here it goes:
So I was at my table, in the biology classroom before the beginning of ghe lesson, installing my microscope and minding my own business. At that time I had a lanyard for my keys with a starcraf... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1408929930 | 1412290821 | t3_2ehokn | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheGamer9371: TIFU by falling for a girl I'm friends with
I always told myself not to fall so easily for women since all the ones I've encountered didn't like me the way I liked them. Either way I fucked myself up, me and her have been friends for a while couple years and lately she's been kinda flirty so I went with i... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1408923905 | 1408943345 | t3_2ehfki | t5_2to41 | 18 | Monksflat: TIFU While walking my dog.
So there I was; not even twenty minutes ago. I was walking my dog on a beautiful summer evening, my fiancée at my side. We were talking about how perfect the weather was and how we were so glad that we had decided to take a nice long walk. Then, at the point farthest from home, ... | 3 | 6 | |
1408930049 | 1408983328 | t3_2ehoqx | t5_2to41 | 217 | TIFU_Daily: TIFU: My Mom Thinks I'm A Serial Killer
Okay so today I was scrolling through reddit today and I heard someone mention about a subreddit /r/watchpeopledie. It peaked my curiosity so I decided to start browsing around it watching video after video of people dying. Well anyway my father asks for help to tape ... | 4 | 54.25 | |
1408930654 | 1408944074 | t3_2ehppq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my best friends girl
Ok so the title sounds worse than it actually is, but here goes.
So last night a group of my friends went out to celebrate my friends girls birthday because my friend was out of town for her birthday. Anyway we go bar hopping and get really drunk ect. So we end up ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1408931156 | 1408939009 | t3_2ehqj0 | t5_2to41 | 79 | Has_No_Gimmick: TIFU by getting a papercut on my dick.
The title says it all, really. I recently graduated and I'm moving out of state to start a new job, so I've been going through my things, packing, cleaning, etc.
Today I went through several boxes of old papers from college, selecting what to keep and what to toss... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1408931679 | 1408933178 | t3_2ehrbn | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ferrett1996: TIFU By talking to my best friends Ex GF
shotglasss: WTF is up with the formatting?
Ferrett1996: Sorry I'm a bit tired. And it has been a while since I've wrote anything.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408929766 | 1408947099 | t3_2ehob7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | I_Am_Day_Man: TIFU by unintentionally making my girlfriend watch a squirrel get run over
So short back story, my girlfriend loves animals, but hates squirrels. She thinks they are annoying and dumb creatures. Anyways, we are driving back from playin some frisbee golf, and we see this squirrel in the middle of the road.... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1408932197 | 1409112939 | t3_2ehs34 | t5_2to41 | 148 | gymcrushthrowaway: TIFU by learning my crush's name
Every Facebook creeper's worst nightmare. Hear me out though before judging me too much. I hope this can be a lesson to anyone creeping Facebook or Instagram pages. We've all done it.
The set-up: I have a gym crush on this girl. She's super cute and I noticed her abo... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1408933792 | 1408992113 | t3_2ehuf4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | NittlesEUW: TIFU by being cheap and taking a bus instead of a plane
Short backstory.
Over the past 11 months, I've visited Eastern Europe, Australia, Japan, Hawaii, Colorado, Maine, various other states in New England, Massachusets, New York, and my final destination (in which I am currently travelling to), shall be F... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1408935583 | 1408972302 | t3_2ehx0j | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a white puddle. (NSFW)
It was that time again. Every man knows this time, maybe even some ladies. You haven't bust a nut in a few days and you are ready for your dick to cry you a river. So, I whipped out the iPorn and find something good to tenderize my meat to. I hear my mother enter the roo... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1408937100 | 1409060462 | t3_2ehz6y | t5_2to41 | 9 | 2dab: TIFU By drafting Tony Gonzalez in the 3rd round of our Fantasy football league..
Fml
super_sayanything: Like most TIFU's. This is not real. No one can be this stupid.
But seriously TE late is fine, but judging by the fact that you did this I'd venture to say your team already sucks. Good luck!
2dab: Fuck would i... | 5 | 1.8 |
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