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1408936963 | 1408954548 | t3_2ehz02 | t5_2to41 | 74 | Packersrule123: Tifu by accidentally being a Nazi
Tifu bad guys. Like almost killing an old man bad. First off I would like to say that I identify myself as an agnostic and that I really don't care much about religion. And also, I'm not a Nazi. And although I am Russian I'm not a communist either. So about 5 month's ag... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1408937349 | 1408966276 | t3_2ehzij | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a dildo in the shower
My wife's parents came to visit this weekend. No big deal. We always keep our room off limits, and our bathroom as well.
My dog recently destroyed his crate, so when ever we leave we put him in our bathroom to keep him from getting into things he shouldn't.
This parti... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1408938268 | 1408944764 | t3_2ei0sv | t5_2to41 | 30 | SadSonOfMeanDad: TIFU by upsetting my tech-savvy dad.
So this happened an hour or so ago, and I type this from my phone. So if the formatting is bad I apologize.
To start out, my dad is pretty good with computers and stuff and always stores everything he has on backup flash drives. Earlier today I upset him because I ... | 6 | 5 | |
1408925819 | 1409213872 | t3_2ehifw | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [TIFU] Knocked up my ex and the past still haunts me
A little note on the situation:
My friend's mom has this business where she would help kids from China move over here LEGALLY to study in college. She would also provide a room and food and any transportation necessary. This implies that only the rich kids... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1408942373 | 1409001370 | t3_2ei676 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU I accidentally friend-zoned a guy I really like by misinterpreting him
Let's call my friend "Pat." Pat and I have been friends for around 4 years now. Things were totally platonic until about a year ago when I realized that I had feelings for Pat.
Luckily for me, I only wallowed in that misery for abo... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1408942565 | 1408974215 | t3_2ei6fr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Azhain: TIFU by trying to help out a bunny rabbit.
So this was last week, I've been telling the story to my friends since then and I've decided to share it here.
So I have a meeting at my grad school, and I'm walking back to my car afterward. I step off of the side walk to cross the road and almost step on a litt... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408943833 | 1408953242 | t3_2ei80p | t5_2to41 | 9 | Anxious_Alice: TIFU by visiting my boyfriend (possibly NSFW)
This fuck up happened this past Saturday. I do apologize for formatting if it's bad I'm on my mobile. Also warning a wall of text is ahead.
So you will need some background for this. My boyfriend (who has been divorced for about a year and a half) and I used... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1408943542 | 1408954226 | t3_2ei7mn | t5_2to41 | 18 | sillyserval: TIFU by putting a hardboiled egg in the microwave
I put it in for 30 seconds and then, with only 2 seconds left, it completely exploded. Like, REALLY exploded. It made a really loud boom and splattered all over the entire microwave. It took me twenty minutes to clean up. And I ate one of the exploded piece... | 6 | 3 | |
1408946107 | 1409004903 | t3_2eiajp | t5_2to41 | 119 | DicklessforChickless: TIFU by trying to have a peaceful nap [NFSW]
I was in my language arts class last Thursday and we had to do an essay, but i finished early so i decided to take a nap, unfortunately that peaceful nap turned into a rape filled nightmare. The dream started with me walking down a road and a man follow... | 8 | 14.875 | |
1408947126 | 1409036441 | t3_2eibna | t5_2to41 | 63 | laceblood: Tifu by having anal sex. (NSFW)
So tonight, just now, me and my bf had awesome sex. Decided to switch to anal, lubed up, everything is fine. But, not even thinking my boy friend slipped his dick out of my ass and into my vagina without washing. I was too into it to care really until I smelled it. Poop, reddi... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1408946593 | 1408963195 | t3_2eib2v | t5_2to41 | 14 | waterceiling: TIFU by watching porn at the airport with noise cancelling headphones.
I was coming back from Hobart today and my flight was delayed by about 45 minutes. I had had about three coffees in the space of an hour and was jumping out of my skin, and I thought there's no better way to simultaneously kill time AN... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1408948076 | 1409126555 | t3_2eiclw | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a stranger home from the bar...
A typical beginning that sees a pretty bizarre end. Hope you all bare with me to witness the layers unfold in this peculiar recollection.
I live in a Southern California beach town, where I suppose the ways of life are a bit more lax than usual. About four mont... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1408941684 | 1408986011 | t3_2ei5db | t5_2to41 | 3 | soiguessthisisit: TIFU by going on Leviathan Roller Coaster In Canada's Wonderland
This happened a few days ago. This is also my First TIFU and am Bad in explaining.
So my cousins came to visit me here in Toronto and decided to go to Wonderland since they love roller coasters, unlike them I hate roller coasters. This ... | 3 | 1 | |
1408949311 | 1409006062 | t3_2eidpx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Htb132: TIFU by losing my steam dollars...
So I have this stupid habit of making multiple email accounts.
For example, I have dummy email accounts to sign up for things like Steam or Facebook so I don't have to receive the spam emails and notifications.
I've also changed computers almost every year for the past few y... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408952493 | 1408958657 | t3_2eigk9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | person66: TIFU by supergluing a fan to my bed
Well, the title pretty much says it all. I superglued a fan to my bed. Oops.
So, I work in the warehouse at Canadian Tire. One of my jobs is destroying returned items and throwing them out. (Obviously this is only for the items that we write off, a lot of stuff gets shippe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1408952649 | 1409008365 | t3_2eigoy | t5_2to41 | 129 | PM_ME_UR_LATINA_TITS: TIFU by creating this username
Well, TIFU whenever I created this username. My girlfriend, who is latina, sent me her 10/10 breasts.
When I confronted her about it, she told me she didn't realize it was me.
TIL what it feels like to be single in the year 2014.
theeace:
>TIL what it f... | 10 | 12.9 | |
1408953729 | 1408984976 | t3_2eihl8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | PMmefatherhoodadvice: TIFU by taking her word for it...
Slaugh: abort!
PMmefatherhoodadvice: Nah man. I'm not cool with abortions.
TheGwolo: abort!
PMmefatherhoodadvice: Haha
| 5 | 1.8 | |
1408954320 | 1408956905 | t3_2eii2s | t5_2to41 | 0 | tifuthroway69: TIFU by listening to my penis, and being a total idiot.
Rudas_Iskariot: Fucking Southerners
tifuthroway69: I'm from the west coast actually. We moved out when I was 16 for reasons I don't comprehend.
| 3 | 0 | |
1408957142 | 1408992198 | t3_2eikac | t5_2to41 | 17 | Brintyboo: TIFU by saving a kitten
So I go to bed just after midnight, but find myself unable to sleep due to the cries of a seriously distressed kitten coming from outside. I decide to check it out and I find a kitten, maybe 6 weeks old, stuck in a bush, in the rain, screaming it's little heart out. I kept my distance... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1408953239 | 1408966532 | t3_2eih7p | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hard_Avid_Sir: TIFU by walking home way too drunk
I decided to bring some beers down to my friends house and get a little silly. Once everything was said and done for the night, I figured I could just walk back 3-4 miles through the middle of nowhere back home. Done it plenty of times. Blacked out a bit part way throug... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1408952343 | 1408962433 | t3_2eiggi | t5_2to41 | 0 | colourmebread: TIFU by upsetting a stripper at a bachelor party
hazardousduke: Dude! How fucking rude! She is trying to do her job as an honorable member of society by using her body to gain money and the drunken hornyness of men. Why ask such a filthy thing to a STRIPPER?!
colourmebread: I know! Maybe she was one of ... | 3 | 0 | |
1408957449 | 1408977232 | t3_2eikjs | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ruby_she_funny: TIFU by letting a guy I met on the internet drive me to work.
I've been doing online dating for 5 months. My 25th first date was Thursday. We had chatted on the phone and texted for about a week and a half before we met. He invited me to a bar 2 blocks from my house, saying that he was going to be there... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1408960776 | 1408961829 | t3_2ein66 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu first badoo meet up!
Assfister: Yeah. That totally happened.
Italianguy1337: Lived it bro.
Assfister: Which movie did you see this happening in?
Italianguy1337: U mad bro?
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1408954626 | 1409048376 | t3_2eiibi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a telephone.
This happened quite a while ago and technically it was me and my mate that both fucked up. This was back in the day when we still had landline phones and my mate had one of those answering machines with the tiny cassette tape.
So anyway I rang my mate (let's call him Dudeguy) and ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1408965723 | 1409062204 | t3_2eirlx | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching "gay asian porn" during class (kinda NSFW I guess)
This happened a couple years ago when I was still in highschool.
Some during my freshman year of highschool I had suffered a rather bad break in my left arm which required a full arm cast for quite a period of time. This proved problematic... | 9 | 5.555556 | |
1408969418 | 1408971533 | t3_2eivfv | t5_2to41 | 6 | tennopi11: TIFU by lying on my CV
The_Fiddler1979: One option available to you, IF you've been performing well in your current role, is to front up to your manager and tell them you lied and it was to get the position.
IF you've been performing well, manager will maybe turn a blind eye.
Also, as /u/ecclectic stated:... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1408969932 | 1408998236 | t3_2eiw2i | t5_2to41 | 166 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a picture of myself nude with a snail covering my junk on the investor presentation draft
Well i never thought i'd be posting here, but today i really fucked up, the other night i was joking around with a friend after i found out she was scared of snails, i took a nude and pasted terribly a ... | 8 | 20.75 | |
1408985921 | 1408999074 | t3_2eiwad | t5_2to41 | 7 | okbye9: I would.
rivermandan: you would watch your cousin/son/grandson/brother/etc. get a blowjob?
okbye9: I don't have children. At a large wedding chances that it's an immediate relative are slim.
rivermandan: allright then, you would watch your friend get a bj on live stream and not bother letting him know that a... | 10 | 0.7 | |
1408970610 | 1409029019 | t3_2eiwwl | t5_2to41 | 63 | Gloopiegloo: TIFU by masterbating at work
Okay so I'm a typical teen male 19 going onto 20 and I work at a construction company and sometimes go to the office to update daily reports, so before I was called to update them a friend texts me a link to a vid on pornhub and I begin watching and well the obvious thing happe... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1408970033 | 1409034498 | t3_2eiw71 | t5_2to41 | 250 | throwaway16487: Tifu by masturbating and getting caught twice. (Nsfw )
So just moved into my dorm. Met my roommate, seems pretty cool. We get along pretty well, that is until the last couple of days.
So I'm a heavy masturbator, I'll admit. Usually three times a day, if not more. So the odds of someone catching me alre... | 8 | 31.25 | |
1408971711 | 1408979801 | t3_2eiy8i | t5_2to41 | 6 | Seekandinspire: Tifu by letting my ferrets roam my room
My girlfriend lived with her grandparents since she was little, and recently her grandfather had passed. With the empty space in the house, she asked if I wanted to move in, which I accepted. So, it's just me her and her grandmother. We also got a pair of ferrets ... | 3 | 2 | |
1408974711 | 1409035762 | t3_2ej2hz | t5_2to41 | 88 | BelleBall: TIFU by putting my underwear in the wash
TL;DR: weird guy steals my collection of lingerie for crossdressing, fallout might rip my life apart.
A bit of background first I guess. I'm a young professional guy at a fairly conservative company. My base is a small town but I travel for work. I am also an occasio... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1408975868 | 1408976946 | t3_2ej47x | t5_2to41 | -5 | question100: TIFU by giving my bf a blowjob in a photobooth
Voyager5555: ["So my bf and I are Indian"](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2eiwad/tifu_by_giving_my_bf_a_blowjob_in_a_photobooth/)
Yeah, I hate when I can't remember what race I am.
question100: gf on bf's account here: had autocorrect set wrong in th... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1408976131 | 1408994836 | t3_2ej4mr | t5_2to41 | 119 | maidenlush: TIFU by taking a whole Ambien
I have Ambien prescribed to me for insomnia and am normally supposed to take half a pill as needed. Two nights ago I took half a pill and it wasn't helping me get to sleep as usual. It was a restless night with intermittent sleeping and waking. I ended up having about 3 hour... | 7 | 17 | |
1408977731 | 1408997328 | t3_2ej76s | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my phone for porn [NSFW]
Sometimes we all gotta let abit of steam off,right? Well I truely did fuck up by using my phone. We have a good computer at home but my older brother( lets call him 'jack') always uses it and of course never lets his little bro use it.
So I had my phone, all ready to ... | 4 | 18 | |
1408977999 | 1408987047 | t3_2ej7le | t5_2to41 | 11 | McShalepants: TIFU by giving my toilet an abortion.
So the other day I used too much toilet paper and clogged the toilet. Bad enough, but then I realized I didn't have a plunger, and neither did my roommates. I decided to try something an old friend had tried once that worked for him: I broke an old coat hanger and use... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1408979809 | 1408990600 | t3_2ejajh | t5_2to41 | 18 | Leehblanc: TIFU by passing gas in the office
Backstory: I'm lactose intolerant. Last night my GF and I ordered a white pizza. Yeah, I'm not a smart man.
This morning, I passed gas in the office. It was BAD. From the next cubicle over, I heard my coworker start to cough and gag. I thought I was caught! He immedi... | 3 | 6 | |
1408979971 | 1409068173 | t3_2ejauc | t5_2to41 | 330 | 100thusername: TIFU by crying in my MBA class
MBA class just started, first year, second day, we had to say a few lines about ourselves. I was up last after a long line of students, and I decided to spice things up by saying Invinctus (my fav poem). as i started, i started tearing up, and then bawling uncontrollably. i... | 7 | 47.142857 | |
1408981974 | 1409014824 | t3_2eje4f | t5_2to41 | 310 | nononono_: TIFU by drying myself with a towel covered in my brother's semen (nsfw)
Fuck this was horrible and traumatic.
I'm a girl, just got back from a vacation with my family. We were staying in a nice hotel room, one bathroom. At night its the time we all have showers, parents go first, then my big brother, then... | 8 | 38.75 | |
1408981739 | 1408987234 | t3_2ejdq5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by whipping my balls
My bedroom was a little messy today, so I picked up the clothes on the floor and put them into the laundry basket. Under all the clothes was my belt. I grabbed the belt by the end with my right hand and started swinging it around like a ninja. I lifted my left leg into the air and s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408982058 | 1409034846 | t3_2eje8u | t5_2to41 | 11 | Quaz450: TIFU by wondering what somebody would say if they knew I called them a bitch
This happened the other night. I went out with friends and got drunk and all that stuff. I have a friend who is mutual friends with somebody I don't exactly get along with anymore (not even going into detail on that, its a whole other... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1408983995 | 1409041246 | t3_2ejhp5 | t5_2to41 | 5,919 | chapstickbomber: TIFU by thinking that today was Labor Day
I wake up, look around, and think "fuck yeah, labor day". It's maybe 8am. My gf had already left for work.
Alarm goes off. Swipe. Bitch, it's labor day.
Second alarm goes off. Swipe. Uhh, still labor day, shitty phone alarm. Gtfo
Third alarm goes off. Slep... | 11 | 538.090909 | |
1408983926 | 1409038323 | t3_2ejhku | t5_2to41 | 28 | keinengutennamen: TIFU by sending porn to my parents (NSFW)
This actually happened when VHS tapes were the norm but it is one of my classic FUs so I thought you would enjoy.
When I was fresh out of college I was relatively new to the whole porn thing. The internet had some available but downloading a grainy picture a... | 4 | 7 | |
1408980722 | 1408989940 | t3_2ejc0s | t5_2to41 | 3 | EMT_Anna: TIFU by mistake
TIFU (last week) by mistaking a possum for a cat. It came to me when I called it....
PM_ME_YOUR_AREOLAS__: Something like this?
http://youtu.be/YztgblSaQB8
EMT_Anna: Almost exactly!
| 3 | 1 | |
1408984985 | 1409030186 | t3_2ejjhq | t5_2to41 | 77 | vipez: TIFU by trying to complement an artist doodling on her sketchbook on the subway.
This happened on the subway in toronto on my way back from downtown (STONED TO THE GILLS as joey diaz would say ) heading towards the east end. On the subway I see a pretty asian girl doodling.I do a little doodling myself so it was... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1408986023 | 1409277309 | t3_2ejlbq | t5_2to41 | 27 | Umgh52: TIFU by putting my hands in my pants.
I had to make a throwaway account for this. Enjoy my shame Reddit.
So, a little background. I, like many men out there, am circumcised. Why is this important? Because I have started a process called foreskin restoration. I’m not going to go into the science and shit b... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1408986932 | 1408992729 | t3_2ejn1u | t5_2to41 | 17 | adderallpee: TIFU by not taking my adderall regularly.
I am prescribed adderall, and I normally don't actually take it. I used to, but I try to save it for when I know I will really need it. And I also give some to a friend occasionally (I do not sell them, I give him maybe 3 or 4 pills a month for free, because he is ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1408987499 | 1409031639 | t3_2ejo5u | t5_2to41 | 2 | PsychMarketing: TIFU by playing Pandora at work
I work in a cubical with 3 monitors, 1 monitor usually has casual/personal stuff up - like email, facebook, reddit, or in today's case - Pandora...
Someone came to my desk to ask me a question, when I turned around I could see her looking past me with a slightly horrifi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408986679 | 1409085297 | t3_2ejmk6 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU and spent a night in the streets on downtown Chicago
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savingprivatebrian15: Wow, I would never have thought anyone could sleep in downtown Chicago on the street. Any kind of valuables would be gone, as far as I know. Side story, my friend's 24 year old brother got chased by a homeless man with crutche... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1408987275 | 1409006372 | t3_2ejnpf | t5_2to41 | 428 | blondieknowsbest: TIFU by not using a clean knife
Today is my day off work so I have spent it casually browsing reddit. Then I realize I've got a case of the munchies, so off to the kitchen to find something to snack on. Rummage around the fridge, grab some grapes and a block of cheddar. I see the cutting board and kni... | 11 | 38.909091 | |
1408988297 | 1408994821 | t3_2ejppf | t5_2to41 | 28 | jerbaws: TIFU by being too curious...learned I am no Sherlock Holmes.
Ditisnoah: Why would you want to know what it was?
jerbaws: to know if I could just brush it off with my hand and carry-on, lest I need to figure out a clean way to remove the shit if it turned out to be shit (such as go buy some water and get a clo... | 4 | 7 | |
1408993597 | 1419521327 | t3_2ejzpo | t5_2to41 | 15 | matt_9994: TIFU by making my password too easy.
Well folks today I fucked up.
Only a few days ago my friend (lets call him Dave) Dave showed me the many wonders of Reddit and the wild assortment of subreddit too, the good the bad and the ugly. One day me and Dave were playing on the vast planes of minecraftia when I d... | 3 | 5 | |
1408993322 | 1408995907 | t3_2ejz6o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by sneezing mid fart
basher99: Used to work with a guy who did this. It was a construction company, and he had recently been promoted from being out on the construction site. Every day, wore boots and jeans, and would put his feet up on his desk while working on spreadsheets, etc.. Basically, he was... | 3 | 1 | |
1408993797 | 1408996864 | t3_2ek02s | t5_2to41 | 1 | raandds: TIFU by trying an antidepressant for anxiety
You know those warnings on antidepressants that say may cause thoughts of suicide? Well I learned those are there for a reason.
I never had any history of depression or any mental health problem except some mild anxiety. I decided to go to a doctor and see if I c... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1408995786 | 1409001585 | t3_2ek3ow | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a nude pic to a girl I met online.
So, I'll get straight to it. Met this gorgeous girl from Europe on ChatRoullete. Got her Skype. Been talking for over 2 weeks.
We always tease each other on Skype and I eventually gave in into the idea of sending her a nude with my SUPER HUGE MONSTER DONG.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1408997615 | 1409171277 | t3_2ek72m | t5_2to41 | 4 | IronicDuck: TIFU by telling a girl her pants were showing.
This happened about a couple of months ago, but it caused a massive chain reaction of events still affecting everything today.
It was a normal day at school and whatnot, in science, and we're doing experiments which require climbing on tables. So frankly all t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1408997668 | 1409123125 | t3_2ek75v | t5_2to41 | 363 | mcfuddlebutt: TIFU by sleeping through an event I spent an entire year planning and might get canned for it.
My main focus at work is one of our largest events that raises about $1.1 Million for the year. The weeks before this event require all staff to work an insane number of hours. I'm talking 7 days a week for 3 we... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1408999230 | 1409052228 | t3_2eka3u | t5_2to41 | 348 | [deleted]: TIFU by texted a picture of my boobs to a client
I'll start off by saying I just got a new phone. I was trying to send a nice friendly boobie pic to the BF when bam! Message sent to client, or more specifically, the super Christian, anti-porn mother of one of my clients (I work with children). I haven't gott... | 10 | 34.8 | |
1408998051 | 1409001732 | t3_2ek7wp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Jon-Osterman: TIFU by screwing up my group's play in school.
Back in high school, a group of my classmates, along with me were assigned to do a play as part of a project in history class.
We prepared a lot for the project, script, costumes and all, and a few weeks later the day had finally come.
A lot of people were... | 4 | 3 | |
1409000366 | 1409044272 | t3_2ekc5l | t5_2to41 | 26 | Fall1ble: TIFU by trying to help a young co-ed with a wardrobe malfunction.
TIFU by trying to help a young co-ed with a wardrobe malfunction.
College started today in my neck of the woods. I am returning after... oh so many years.
As I left my last class today I saw a young female with some really flimsy shorts walk... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1409001305 | 1409012445 | t3_2ekdwk | t5_2to41 | 134 | Nakedcoworker: TIFU by accidentally sending a nude picture of myself to ALL of my coworkers. Someone please kill me?
Okay, so this didn't happen today. But I still haven't been to work since it happened so it might as well have been. On mobile so sorry for any errors.
There isn't much to this story, but let me preface... | 4 | 33.5 | |
1409002310 | 1409005693 | t3_2ekfu0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | The_Man_in_Black_: TIFU by letting myself into a strangers house
I was going to see a friend of mine so we could smoke a bit and enjoy ourselves before school started up. I haven't been to his place all summer, but I knew his house had been on the market for a while, but I assumed he was still in the same place. As my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409002933 | 1409090723 | t3_2ekgyn | t5_2to41 | 165 | abiators: TIFU by kneeing my girlfriend in the face.
So this actually happened a couple years back. Me and my girlfriend had recently just moved in together and had sat down to watch a movie one night. A little ways into the movie she decided it would fun to start tickling me, I'm extremely ticklish so it didn't take l... | 10 | 16.5 | |
1409000994 | 1409011993 | t3_2ekdbd | t5_2to41 | 12 | CynicBound: TIFU by going to the wrong community center with to swim with some friends
So my friend posted a facebook group event for swimming the day before, and I got really excited so I didn't really check where we were going. I automatically thought we were going to this one community center because I went there ... | 4 | 3 | |
1409006428 | 1409081543 | t3_2ekmuo | t5_2to41 | 65 | bongleaver: TIFU by keeping weed in a pokeball
Well reddit, life has presented me another opportunity to use this throwaway..
So I'm at my house right now for summer until college starts again and needed to come up with a clever hiding spot for my trees. I saw an old toy pokeball in my room that opens if you press th... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1409007366 | 1409056856 | t3_2ekoe6 | t5_2to41 | 127 | _bncc: TIFU by taking a picture of my friend getting a BJ
Tonight I fucked up. I'm on holidays meeting a friend, so I was sleeping at his place, in a couch in his bedroom, where he lives with a girl. Another noteworthy detail is that they sleep with a dull light on the whole night.
I had some issue falling asleep, but... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1409004039 | 1409030115 | t3_2ekitu | t5_2to41 | 126 | Awkwardtimes20: TIFU by risking morning sex
This fuck up actually happened about 3 years ago when I was still at college. At the time my friends and I would go out every Wednesday night to a student night at a local club. We would meet up most night with a friend from school who we will call M. It's worth pointing out ... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1409009814 | 1409014590 | t3_2ekskt | t5_2to41 | 24 | ThrowawayTIFUB: TIFU by streaming pornography to my little brother and grandmother.
Well, I was about to jerk off to some porn. I right clicked on the video because its default is windows media player and fuck windows media player, I prefer VLC. Anyways, when I right click on stuff there is a button that says "Play to ... | 6 | 4 | |
1409008714 | 1409011895 | t3_2ekqrr | t5_2to41 | 10 | NoBeatingAroundBushe: TIFU by removing a skin tag, at home.
For a little background, I had a skin tag under my armpit that had been there for "years" (I don't remember when it showed up) and was hanging on by a thread about 2 months ago. It was finally being bothersome, so I iced it to numb, cut it off with some steri... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409011313 | 1409044484 | t3_2ekv1d | t5_2to41 | 12,468 | Redditscott: TIFU by ignoring the no fraternizing at work rule and had a SWAT team called on me.
This is a long story with a lot of details. So strap in, there's a nice payoff at the end.
Like most TIFU, I was younger at the time, about 19 years old and was working at an Italian restaurant in the town that I live in.... | 13 | 959.076923 | |
1409013169 | 1409041595 | t3_2eky3d | t5_2to41 | 11 | MartyMcFat: TIFU aren't you sick of all the same "TIFU by masturbating" "TIFU I sent nude pic to wrong person" "TIFU by sleeping in" etc
Not only are half the stories fake but come on these same old stories are boring as shit
TonytheGemmer: And then there are people who make ultra long ass TIFUs and dont bother making ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409014063 | 1409031732 | t3_2ekzok | t5_2to41 | 11 | BlastKitty: TIFU by going on a water slide...
Please excuse my english, I am not the best!
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Today, my family went to the water park and I went with them. In the water park, there is a large slide which you take a ski lift up to it. My family was busy going on smaller slides, so I deci... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409015521 | 1409015980 | t3_2el250 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting in between my friends relationship
I am friends with "Zack". I am also friends with his girlfriend, "Kate". (Fake names).
Zack has cheated on Kate several times and given Kate an STD.
Kate texts me today and asks if Zack has been doing anything sketchy lately, such as flirting with girls/ s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409016631 | 1409026784 | t3_2el3yx | t5_2to41 | 16 | Fraise49: TIFU by flipping off the wrong pissed off redneck.
Today I fucked up when I was driving casually on the highway. Now to put this into perspective, I'm a young man, well mannered and calm the large majority of the time, but once I get on the road I become this judgemental douchebag. I am a good driver, don't g... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1409017049 | 1409090486 | t3_2el4n1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | a_drunk_man_appeared: TIFU by sending this picture to a girl after I left her door from our first date with a text that said "Had a great time tonight but..."
http://rs1img.memecdn.com/i-wanna-fart-so-hard_o_1463577.jpg
She did not find it so funny.
Her Reply ".....oh"
Me: Yahp
Her:
2 hours in.
steezyvape:... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409017330 | 1409020613 | t3_2el52h | t5_2to41 | 4 | TurtleExpert: TIFU by getting out of my friends car
Today, I fucked up. While i was with my friend (Lets call him E) in his car, and we were on our way to pick up our other friend (Lets call him K). While we drove by K, he was walking down the street, we just stared at him as we walked by. Being the idiot 19 year old I... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409018832 | 1409020049 | t3_2el7kl | t5_2to41 | 2 | treeofhealing: TIFU by yelling "I'm so high" in my house after my dad came home
mclitch: OP you done fucked up. Im guessing your father had a chuckle and i think he knows exactly what you ment (he would have to be naive not to).
OP best way to fix problem is to know your fathers stance on smoking weed in the first pl... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409018885 | 1409064929 | t3_2el7nr | t5_2to41 | 10 | KittenReddit: TIFU by having a fish tank.
LennyTheCrazyInmate: Are you being serious? That is not how you create a saltwater tank. And yes, clownfish are saltwater fish.
KittenReddit: Not the ones I bought... Also, what 13 shots of beer can do to you! XD
reireikouyama: I think you're retarded
ProbablyNotADuck: Peop... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1409019878 | 1409021845 | t3_2el98k | t5_2to41 | 3 | MartyMcFat: TIFU by accidentally texting a picture of my asshole to my girlfriend's mom
So my girlfriend's mom has the same name as my secret fuck buddy but different spelling. Well I snapped a picture of my asshole because she likes pics of it right after I got done pooping but before I wipe. I sent it to my girlfrien... | 3 | 1 | |
1409020222 | 1409020635 | t3_2el9qp | t5_2to41 | 4 | iRZerk: TIFU by drowning my phone 1 month after i bought it.
So basically i had a Galaxy s5, it says its waterproof and i went to the pool and swim with it, also on the sea with the waves and the sand, and it worked perfectly, and then 1 day i decide to clean it with the water faucet (underneat it) and somehow it died.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409019513 | 1409087575 | t3_2el8mi | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by snapping my dick string (kinda NSFW)
So recently I decided to stop fapping, but as the night draws on I get more and more tempted to start masturbating. I begin to pull back on my foreskin with quite a lot of force to simulate the feelings of masturbating properly, I guess that is my way of cheating ... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1409023602 | 1409056640 | t3_2elf0z | t5_2to41 | 44 | yelleknave: TIFU by shaking my bosses hand.
Yesterday, I was cooking some food and I burned the side of my hand relatively badly. I received the burn right on the fatty part of your hand between your thumb and index finger. It is a pretty small burn but I burned it bad enough for it to blister. Today I woke up and it w... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1409028195 | 1409032641 | t3_2ellpm | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ruth_Gordon: TIFU By being afraid of the dark
This actually happened yesterday. Well, not yesterday, but last night, as it was entirely dark in my house at the time of my FU.
Preface: I'm a mom of two young children--6-year-old boy, 3-year-old girl. We live in a 2-story house with all of the bedrooms upstairs. My dau... | 4 | 4 | |
1409021425 | 1409083464 | t3_2elbnp | t5_2to41 | 14 | obsoleteplastic: TIFU by quoting Rick and Morty at my new job.
Alright, so I started a new job a couple of weeks ago. Get instant benefits, paid time off, the whole shibang. I'm working with a fellow I've never worked with before and we're chatting. We get into talking about books, shows, music, ect. I ask him if h... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1409030495 | 1409046853 | t3_2elolo | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my boner right before sex.(maybe nsfw?)
I totally fucked up about an hour and a half ago. I just got home and might as well share the story with reddit while I cry my eyes out... I'll try to keep it short.
So I'm an 18 virgin and I recently got my 1st girlfriend. Last Friday I drank a bit an... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1409031162 | 1409061848 | t3_2elpe4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | spruzo: TIFU by impersonating my father to make my girl friend believe I was dead.
This literally happened 10 minutes ago. A little back story. I play pranks like this ALL the time on my SO. Though that doesn't make what I did any less douchey. Usually I say things like, "I won't be home tonight, going over to my other... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409030175 | 1409223866 | t3_2elo8d | t5_2to41 | 48 | gag_mewithaspoon: TIFU by forgetting the name of the baggy skin on my elbow.
Quick back story: My fiance has lately been playfully grabbing/tickling the baggy skin at my elbow and saying in a high pitched voice "I got your wenis!" - that is what it is called. Any way, fast forward to this evening, we are at my parents ... | 4 | 12 | |
1409032317 | 1409059096 | t3_2elqq2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Jay_Lenos_Socks: TIFU by faking an allergic reaction to get out of school.
So like many TIFUs, this happened a bit ago, when I was in fifth grade at the awkward age of ten.
It was 2011, and I was pudgy, awkward, and pre-pubescent. I didn't have any friends, and going to school was a nightmare, i fucking dreaded going ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409032943 | 1409044961 | t3_2elrf9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | dudere: TIFU by not deleting my texts, and tipping my mom off about weekend plans.
Let me begin with something simple, I am a 17 year old girl. An atheist in a god fearing family, I find it hard to relate sometimes. "So brave," I know.
My mom recently, has been pushing me to get a job. I find that reasonable, I don't... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1409035815 | 1409096955 | t3_2eluch | t5_2to41 | 57 | uniSean: TIFU by getting chloroformed the night before my final exam
I'm a physics major, and I'm taking some difficult courses. Last semester (spring 2014), I decided to take scuba so I'd have something fun to do in between the endless studying. We had to do a group presentation for the scuba final, and I got grouped ... | 10 | 5.7 | |
1409036729 | 1409152109 | t3_2elv9j | t5_2to41 | 841 | sdjfsdlsdkfj: TIFU by being a nazi
This happened about 5 years ago on my first schoolday in an American highschool.
I am a German with a thick German accent. And because I am an immigrant German (brown) I always enjoyed an extra leeway to tell racist jokes and make funny racist remarks.
In my first period I had a phy... | 12 | 70.083333 | |
1409039605 | 1409045566 | t3_2elxwe | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwmeaway999991: TIFU by possibly entering a D/s dynamic with my landlord/bestfriend's gf.
Let me start off by saying that I'm feeling not super great about who I am at the moment and fully recognize that I have screwed up in a massive way.
A short time ago I moved to a new state, I somehow managed to completely ou... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409040165 | 1409080023 | t3_2elydl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being arrested, smelling like weed and searched nice and thoroughly.
JustNilt: Nice cop! Personally, I'm pleased I live in Washington where smelling weed wouldn't be probable cause for a search. :)
Edit: Not that I actually smoke weed, oddly enough.
ltfuzzknuckles: I'd love to live in Washingto... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1409031373 | 1409068661 | t3_2elpnt | t5_2to41 | 1 | AnnyBananneee: TIFU by Accidentally Flipping off My Uncle
rexxination: How is 70 freaking old? Both my parents are late 60's I'm 21 and my Grandmother is 95 and my Grandfather passed at 98.
AnnyBananneee: No, this has been happening since she was 70. She's mid 80's now.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1409041505 | 1409041925 | t3_2elzi9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Katana0: TIFU by getting tunnel vision
Several things must be understood about me before the story starts. First, I'm about 5'10"-11" tall. Second, although I'm probably what is considered an extrovert, I get pretty nervous when meeting a certain kind of new people: women that I consider attractive. Bear in mind I'm... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409043606 | 1409077712 | t3_2em191 | t5_2to41 | 395 | DavidTheGSM: TIFU I fucked up when I introduced my wife...to my hooker
Before I tell the story, lets me honest here. We are all human and we have all done things that we regret. In my early 20s I rotten son of a fucking bitch, I already know that. It took 3 marriages to figure that one out.
We all have done things in ... | 5 | 79 | |
1409044820 | 1409060971 | t3_2em29k | t5_2to41 | 159 | DavidTheGSM: TIFU my employee fucked...and used his company ipad to take pictures of his wife
grinreaper07: I believe Reddit needs tofu.
Today Others Fucked Up.
Posts like these would go there.
poopar: /r/tofu already exists... what about /r/ttfu? Today they fucked up.
n0rs: Could just preface posts with TOFU.
>... | 5 | 31.8 | |
1409044436 | 1409047462 | t3_2em1xe | t5_2to41 | 3 | quagzlor: TIFU by fully deleting an important personal spreadsheet from Google Drive
I watch a lot of anime in my free time.
all kinds of series, with different characters, etc. as a result, i made a spreadsheet to carefully document my progress on each anime, along with whether or not i would keep it saved, ratings, s... | 3 | 1 | |
1409046561 | 1409084541 | t3_2em3o8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | PM_ME_ASIAN_TITS: TIFU By Going to Work
This happened a couple of years ago and it changed everything for me. I was medicated with SSRIs and that would have impaired my judgement quite a bit.
I just got up and it was around 6:00. That would make me late for work. What do people usually do when they are late for work?... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1409047203 | 1409053605 | t3_2em47t | t5_2to41 | 19 | Jon-Osterman: TIFU by sleeping through a final.
This happened a couple of months ago. I stayed up for 48 hours preparing for my final, and I had two finals that day. The one I was preparing for was at 8 AM. Besides I've been studying pretty hard for the course all quarter.
So I'm done preparing and at 7:15AM I close t... | 3 | 6.333333 |
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