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1409042004 | 1409089921 | t3_2elzxh | t5_2to41 | 28 | Scarity: Guys, I'm in the middle of a tifu
I'm working with a few colleagues on a quite 'large' framework for a travel agency... now last night I pulled a semi all nighter to fix an important part involving media files and images.
Now, working from home I used my gaming desktop, it beat working on a smaller notebook e... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1409053598 | 1409069965 | t3_2ema79 | t5_2to41 | 14 | GiraffaTron: TIFU by getting caught stealing
Eclectrical: TIFU by ~~getting caught~~ stealing
Fixed your title for you, OP.
doctorish: Worth looking at OP's post history.
Neverknowho: What's wrong with OPs history? Besides the fact that they obviously struggle with depression and maybe we should all give him/her a br... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1409054653 | 1409054950 | t3_2embc7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | caring_gentleman: TIFU by going to a party and now gfs family think I beat her
As always, not today but this happened Saturday just gone. So, I head to a BBQ party round my gf's uncles with all of her family and co-workers (her uncles is also her boss) attending for some food and drinks. Her uncle goes all out for his ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409055054 | 1409068589 | t3_2embsz | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally wiping jizz on my stepmom
Okay so i'm a 16 year old boy with an absolutely amazing girlfriend (18), so as you can imagine 90% of our time together is spent fucking; which is fine at my house with my mom because she's always at work etc, etc, which gives us time.
Anyway last week i'm aro... | 4 | 5 | |
1409056256 | 1409056871 | t3_2emd9j | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ghostexx: TIFU by not having my phone on silent
Saturnalia93: That's fucking hilarious, I'm not gonna lie. I assume you got your phone back at the end of the day, or something to that effect.
Ghostexx: Yes, I retrieved my phone at the end of the day. But he still had that same look on his face!
Saturnalia93: Worth it... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409056228 | 1409099939 | t3_2emd8b | t5_2to41 | 1,043 | joleme: TIFU by trying a new position during sex, possibly NSFW
This may be slightly graphic to some.
So let me preface the story with the fact that I'm a lucky guy for the fact that my wife is one of the (supposedly few?) women that gets off fairly easily. It's nothing for her to have 30-50 orgasms during any form of... | 10 | 104.3 | |
1409052775 | 1409096688 | t3_2em9dh | t5_2to41 | 523 | [deleted]: TIFU By punching my GF in the boob and cockblocking myself.
#
Spinetablet: Or...
She's been having an affair for a few years now. It wasn't anything serious until last year. Her new man starting to take over her affection. He knows about your millions and plans of rubbing you out, taking the cash and your g... | 17 | 30.764706 | |
1409056558 | 1409061347 | t3_2emdmq | t5_2to41 | 14 | evilalmia: TIFU by getting vomit on my hooha
I had just finished enjoying a nice enchilada dinner which was stupid on my part because I had not been feeling particularly well that evening.
I got up to go to the bathroom and while I was sitting on the toilet I started coughing pretty hard, next thing I know I puked a TI... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1409057300 | 1409103731 | t3_2emek7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend... in front of her mother.
Disclaimer: I'm in a top/bottom relationship. My girlfriend and I practice consentual "punishment," I don't advocate abuse in relationships at all. Just want everyone to know this.
I went to lunch yesterday with my girlfriend and her mother. When we'... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409057137 | 1409063365 | t3_2emec5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | plzbreakmylegs: TIFU by telling my current employer I need leave to go for an interview
SDGrave: Depending on where you work and what you do, telling your employer that you have an interview coming up is **sometimes** a good thing.
Last place I worked offered me a raise to stay and not go to the interview. (I hated ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409060201 | 1409062537 | t3_2emipr | t5_2to41 | 8 | Awkwardasfuk: TIFU by messaging a girl from my university on a dating website
So I was looking around on okcupid and decided to get a specific search on and found a pretty attractive girl who goes to my school. We talked and she gave me her number (I never texted) her but the conversation got pretty sexual we eventuall... | 4 | 2 | |
1409058527 | 1409072354 | t3_2emg9t | t5_2to41 | 24 | arudnoh: TIFU by unleashing my rage at the wrong person.
Date of incident: today at approx 2:30 pm
About the author: 21-year-old
Prologue:
So here's the thing. I'm tired as shit today (the day I did fuck up). The only reason I am is because I was super anxious about starting classes at the local community college w... | 4 | 6 | |
1409060721 | 1409106101 | t3_2emjhw | t5_2to41 | 1,412 | throwawayacctforsure: TIFU by having sex with my GF in the "On Call" Room
So my Gf and I are 4th year medical students on the East Coast, and for the first time we happen to have the same schedule at work, and have always wanted to try to hook up at the hospital.
Naturally the best time to do this was late at night w... | 13 | 108.615385 | |
1409058457 | 1409071942 | t3_2emg6h | t5_2to41 | 20 | Mike_The_Bear: TIFU by not deleting my browser history before a meeting
So this happened several weeks ago, but since i'm new to reddit, i am only posting it now.
I'm a really cautious guy, i always watch porn on private mode, i've never been caught since i was 15 ( last time my dad found a stach of playboy under my b... | 4 | 5 | |
1409062186 | 1409068207 | t3_2emlv1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a picture of my boobs to my crush...
MakeFlowers: Maybe they're not really that nice?
imnoreallyhere: I don't think I've seen boobs that weren't "really that nice". EVER
MakeFlowers: ehhh, they're out there. There are some national geographic ones that you definitely wouldn't want t... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1409060890 | 1410181709 | t3_2emjrw | t5_2to41 | 17 | onestawpshawp: TIFU by having sex in my sleep
So.. I recently moved out of the states, to South Korea. I have met a few woman here, plenty of joe jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Anyway, I started dating a girl very recently, first in over 3 years. Things have been going well till the weekend.
We were late into day 2... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1409064217 | 1409109407 | t3_2emp8t | t5_2to41 | 108 | UWbadger23: TIFU by personalizing my friend's ringtone
Short and sweet TIFU that happened a few years ago.
My best friend and I spent Friday nights playing Halo and listening to tons of Youtube music videos. Besides Rebecca Black's 'Friday', we frequently visited Epic Rap Battles of History to listen to while we play... | 10 | 10.8 | |
1409064615 | 1409066841 | t3_2empzy | t5_2to41 | 17 | simondavis92: TIFU by fracturing my pelvis and damaging my balls.
In the land of England, Bicycles are stopped by pulling the brakes in front of the handle bars and gradually coming to a nice controlled stop.
In the land of America, Bicycles are stopped by pushing the pedals backwards. This was my first fuck up.
Livin... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1409064946 | 1409119431 | t3_2emqkk | t5_2to41 | 5,051 | hank_moo_d: TIFU by inviting my horny friend to a house party.
Before anything, sorry for my english.
So, friday night, a friend of mine called to tell me that he's alone in the house, and we should invite some people for a house party. Alright, nice! I call some of my friends, including this horny one. Let's call hi... | 13 | 388.538462 | |
1409067545 | 1409070072 | t3_2emveo | t5_2to41 | 11 | Garwald: TIFU by grabbing the wrong pen
Woohoo! First day of Tuesday classes! Jump out of bed, take a shower, grab my shit, almost forget something to write with; go back and grab a pen. I head off to my hour and a half computer science class.
So I stroll into class early cause I already missed my Monday class in th... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409067254 | 1409092323 | t3_2emuwm | t5_2to41 | 58 | seraph77: TIFU by sharting on my girlfriend's shirt
So me preface this by saying my stomach wasn't in the best condition for the last couple days.
Anyway, I go over to the gf's last night, and she's putting away laundry as I walk in. She leaves a nice white shirt on the dresser though to wear to work that night.
Fast... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1409068201 | 1409162133 | t3_2emwjz | t5_2to41 | 232 | Bjtoss: TIFU by injuring my hubby with a morning bj NSFW
I'm on mobile so please excuse formatting errors.
First of some background. My husband is a contractor and our sex life tanks in the summer due to him working 12-14 hour days. We're not in our 20s anymore and it takes a toll... So needless to say, it had been ab... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1409068786 | 1409109443 | t3_2emxnd | t5_2to41 | 35 | lonelynights: TIFU by having my kitten chase my hand under the sheets, and then scratching my nuts
... kitten decided to pounce there too.
midnyght219: Welcome to having a cat. My fiance does this weekly.
[deleted]: >My fiance does this weekly.
You should train him better. Use a squirt bottle.
midnyght219: Since... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1409068674 | 1409069910 | t3_2emxfx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep on the train and missing my city.
When I first joined the Army, I got stationed in Germany. Awesome country for a young single American soldier. I had more one night stands than I could count on my fingers and toes in my first year there. I even had a couple of girlfriends. Hardly any ... | 3 | 2 | |
1409069793 | 1409082429 | t3_2emzhw | t5_2to41 | 42 | Neverknowho: TIFU by sending my nude pics to my co worker
My girlfriend is spending the week out of town and last night we were texting each other before bed and things started to heat up. She asked me to send her a pic of my dong so I take one via snapchat. I clicked her name(or so I thought) and got send. Turns out I... | 6 | 7 | |
1409068834 | 1409161889 | t3_2emxqv | t5_2to41 | 313 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly sending out signals in gay morse code
With school starting up soon, my college swim thread has been getting more active and my teammates recently reminded me of this gem. Just to be clear, this is one of those TIFU that actually happened a few years ago and its pretty long but has a good ... | 5 | 62.6 | |
1409070385 | 1409074677 | t3_2en0m1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | g3jentSnake: TIFU by telling a girl she is beautiful when i take off my glasses
Ok first some things to get you up to speed. I wear glasses (but i think you guessed that already) caz i am shortsighted ( -4.00 in both eyes) and when i take them off everything is blurry including human faces. And because of this effect ... | 3 | 6 | |
1409071371 | 1409076477 | t3_2en2dn | t5_2to41 | 19 | massacre167: TIFU by wearing a white shirt
Okay just felt like this story belonged here.
So I have a fuck ton of shirts and I just usually pick one out at wear it the whole day. So I took a nice white shirt and wore that since it was hot outside. So the shirt is a little tight and a bit old, but I thought nothing of ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1409071457 | 1409078694 | t3_2en2j8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by harassing Amish people.
I get angry easily. Today, I drove past an Amish village, and I was so offended. I mean, they're indoctrinating little kids by saying technology is evil! They also think vaccines cause autism. So I got out of my car and pointed and laughed at all of them.
"Ha ha! You guys ... | 4 | 1 | |
1409069821 | 1409096817 | t3_2emzjn | t5_2to41 | 6 | rob_var: TIFU by pissing off my boss by turning down his offer
This TIFU just happened 30 minutes ago but starts off in June. It's not your typical post either as I will not be defecating, getting lucky, or puking my lungs out.
Back to the story, I started an internship this summer, its the last thing I need to gradu... | 3 | 2 | |
1409071632 | 1409078294 | t3_2en2v1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not enrolling in college.
I'm 18 years old, fresh out of high school, graduated a valedictorian, and I have been putting off enrolling for college all summer now. I have not done so for many reasons, the primary one being that I am a lazy coward. I did not get accepted into any of the ivy league un... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409065511 | 1409087534 | t3_2emrn2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | muxtaiter: TIFU by drinking bird poo
So I'm sitting in the patio of our summer resort house redditting away on my laptop with a cup of cappuccino in my hand. Halfway through the cup, I could've sworn I noticed something fly down out of the corner of my eye, but I figure it might just be my eye playing tricks on me or a... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1409073931 | 1409117700 | t3_2en7cv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk.
patronous77: thats a great idea to free myself :P thanks bud !
aegir55: I wouldn't recommend it, but if you do it please share the story.
patronous77: :P yeah bro !
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1409075475 | 1409077583 | t3_2enaar | t5_2to41 | 9 | FerretFarm: TIFU by getting physical with a cop, in Egypt…. and then some
878lettuces: So much suspense...
surragat: I've waited 10 minutes, my suspense is wearing away.
FerretFarm: @ work, typing as fast as I can, bear with me!
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1409076254 | 1409082241 | t3_2enbtq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my teacher about her sex life...
This happened to me two years ago. I was a senior in high school and I was a blunt son of a bitch.
My senior year I was taking A.P. and D.C. classes and I had a very good looking environmental science teacher who recently got married. She was always in a good... | 3 | 1 | |
1409078038 | 1409112996 | t3_2enf7t | t5_2to41 | 138 | SalmonFisherman: TIFU by not calling the local police station before I fired shots at my high school.
Actually, it wasn't today. But 3 years ago. But I'll make this short and to the point.
Ok so I was a student at an agriculture and forestry high scool in Norway and we have horses, which we train. As a part of the hor... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1409077690 | 1409167243 | t3_2enekl | t5_2to41 | 3 | TForestR: TIFU by telling my stalker off...
thatryanguy82: You never met her in person, but you were texting with her and had her as a friend on facebook?
TForestR: No, I've met her. The extent of our only conversation was: "Hi", with my "Hi" in response. So she requested me on FB and I thought: "Why not?", asked for ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409079250 | 1409921701 | t3_2enhhx | t5_2to41 | 1,610 | mysteryboob: TIFU by having huge boobs
TIFU by having huge boobs.
I have some big ol' titties.
I definitely consider them more of a curse than a blessing. It's a total pain in the backside to find bras that fit me right, let alone shirts and dresses: everything else about my body is a UK size 10; my boobs refus... | 13 | 123.846154 | |
1409079656 | 1409081607 | t3_2eniac | t5_2to41 | 4 | vegasno: tifu- i'm innocent!!! true story
[deleted]: Wall Of Text. Could you reformat to make it a little more readable? Difficult to read after a long night in the ER
Kasianic: Difficult to read after a long day of sitting on the couch too.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409078964 | 1409080378 | t3_2engzm | t5_2to41 | 2 | FerretFarm: TIFU by getting physical with a cop -- part 2
SteveO3755: When does part 3 come? I'm interested.
FerretFarm: Great, thanks! I'm going as fast as I can, but work keeps interrupting, haha
part 3 .... http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2eniel/tifu_by_getting_physical_with_a_cop_part_3/
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409038238 | 1409158709 | t3_2elwmq | t5_2to41 | 2 | Colonelk420: TIFU: by punching out my boss indirectly over an episode of Star Trek: TNG.
Groove-Champion: Was this in Dundas, ON perhaps?
Colonelk420: Nah man
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409081668 | 1409158171 | t3_2enm4p | t5_2to41 | 35 | etizolame: TIFU by showing my family the ropes
Both my boyfriend and I recently admitted to each other that we were into some kinky shit. It's always nice to find out you have shared interests.
It turned out he was already pretty proficient with shibari and rope work. He hadn't told me this yet, and decided instead ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1409081767 | 1409103235 | t3_2enmc0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | A_Mediocre_Time: [Meta]TIFU by subscribing to this subreddit
LordBlackmore: > If we can't prove the legitimacy of these ridiculous stories,
Exactly how does that work on a sub where people want to remain anonymous?
A_Mediocre_Time: Like I said multiple times, since we **CAN'T** prove the legitimacy of the post... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409081942 | 1409096633 | t3_2enmnl | t5_2to41 | 19 | kingeryck: TIFU by fingering my blinker
I got a new (used) car last week. Five years old, in great condition. Besides the following, it's very clean. I'm driving and mindlessly rubbing the end of the turn signal with my finger, as it has a texture on the end of it. Then I stop and think.. hmm.. it's odd that it's textu... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1409082709 | 1409093797 | t3_2eno4a | t5_2to41 | 3 | FerretFarm: TIFU by betting physical with a cop ... part 4
frescosush: That sucks that they make you go through security when you haven't left the country.
Also, why not just sell the weed to someone to get some money? :P
FerretFarm: Oh, it wasn't the Egyptians, it was the Israelis as I was getting in.
| 3 | 1 | |
1409083867 | 1409084003 | t3_2enqdo | t5_2to41 | 6 | lTauntMidgets: TIFU By being nice to my cat
So i usually hate my cat being in my room. She sheds all the time and sits on my keyboard when i play games. SO today i saw her (shes really old, i suspect not much time left :( ) So seeing her sad eyes cause i didnt let her into my room today i did. I then went to make some... | 3 | 2 | |
1409084181 | 1409181100 | t3_2enqyj | t5_2to41 | 5 | ShotsFired__: TIFU (apparently) by being female and posting a picture that my face was in on reddit
New account I'm using here, created it in order to post a cool picture of this shirt I bought recently, but instead of taking a picture of just the shirt I made the mistake of being lazy and thinking it was OKAY to just ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409084812 | 1409204747 | t3_2ens7g | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by incorrectly identifying someone's gender.
I work as a bank teller, and a customer came up today to get some cash, but didn't have ID. She was speaking through an electrolarynx (one of those electronic vocal cord vibrator things that people who had throat cancer use)
She did not have ID, so I asked a... | 3 | 0 | |
1409084206 | 1409099803 | t3_2enqzx | t5_2to41 | 71 | rightinthepussay: [NSFW] TIFU by asserting my dominance over my mom
It all started on one fine day at school. A few of my friends were discussing porn and I joined in. At that time, I used to watch only the typical vanilla kinds of porn. The typical pizza delivery guy plot, the passer-by who makes it a threesome plot a... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1409085335 | 1409093620 | t3_2ent6m | t5_2to41 | 3 | FerretFarm: TIFU by getting physical with a cop, in Egypt…. Part 5
400HPMustang: I hope you ditched the reefer as soon as you could.
FerretFarm: Once I'd passed through customs it was no longer a worry.
| 3 | 1 | |
1409087322 | 1409166140 | t3_2enwy8 | t5_2to41 | 29 | icamhaswim: TIFU by going down on my girlfriend for the first time
So I got to college totally socially inept, like completely no idea what I was doing with girls, and never really even been to any parties. Went to a private boarding school where curfew was strict, and social interaction was scarce to non-existent(for ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1409087318 | 1409097175 | t3_2enwy1 | t5_2to41 | -3 | FerretFarm: TIFU by getting physical with a cop, in Egypt…. Part 6 - FINAL!
AnonySeeb: Down vote for no reddiquette and mistaking Palestine for this place you made up called "Israel"
Chukwuuzi: Oh shut up
| 3 | -1 | |
1409088317 | 1409092210 | t3_2enytd | t5_2to41 | 16 | 061109: TIFU by literally stabbing myself in the back.
This happened in or around 2007.
Back in 2007, I was in Secondary school (High school in the UK). Anywho, about once a year we would be taken on educational trips. I think on this occasion it was for geography and we were checking out some caves somewhere in the ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409085274 | 1409093519 | t3_2ent20 | t5_2to41 | 3 | LivingSaladDays: TIFU By smoking a cigarette on my porch.
PamShelan: Don't worry about it, you don't know them, you'll never see them again
LivingSaladDays: they're my neighbors, at least the driver
PamShelan: Ahh in which case you must embrace the dance and laugh it off if they mention it, chances are that either the... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409089998 | 1409157410 | t3_2eo1u0 | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my brother having sex with his girlfriend, not realizing it, and then making them have sex harder.
So it all started sophomore year of college when my brother got a new girlfriend which he had been dating for a couple of months. My brother and her were in his room having "sexy-time" whe... | 3 | 23 | |
1409090058 | 1409094355 | t3_2eo1xd | t5_2to41 | 11 | Taargboy: TIFU by sleeping with my cousins crush
Buckle in this is kinda a long one but I certainly think this is the darkest point of me life. This happened about 6 years ago and it was the summer in between High-school and College and I was 19. I had recently had a very bad streak of behavior getting arrested and get... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409089435 | 1409095595 | t3_2eo0u6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a co-worker jump start her car.
My co worker recently left her headlights on while she worked. Around lunch time she noticed it and her battery was drained and the car wouldn't start. She asked if I knew how to jump start a car (I don't have a car but I have done it before). I help her out, i... | 3 | 1 | |
1409090391 | 1409095734 | t3_2eo2h8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwTIFUaway: TIFU by watching Shemale Porn... [NSFW]
I ll do it quick...
I was at home while my parents were at a "vacation" (we have a little cottage) since a week. So i had the home for myself.
Today was my first lonely evening (girlfriend went home cause she needed to study). So, kinky like i am, i went into the... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409091249 | 1409177539 | t3_2eo41l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with my bestfriend
Disclaimer: This happened almost two weeks ago now and I've had sex with the girl multiple times
So, my best friend, we'll call him Chad, and I had been trying, unsuccessfully, to convince this girl, we'll call her Mary, we had been hanging out with for the pas... | 4 | 2 | |
1409089775 | 1409096129 | t3_2eo1fk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking dirty to my high school girlfriend
TLDR I wasn't supposed to be dating , parents found out , no privledges , secretly messaged her , dirty talk , parents find that out , I run away, cops threatened to be called
So , this was a little while back...
Anyways , I'll set the scene , my parents ... | 4 | 1 | |
1409092474 | 1409155022 | t3_2eo634 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching a Jehova Elder. Actually not much of a TIFU
So long story short. I simply have stopped going to the their meetings because I realized they are bullshit. I'm gay but they don't know. So the elders have been standing outside my door and constantly knocking and sliding the watchtower under my ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1409092793 | 1409116264 | t3_2eo6jy | t5_2to41 | 26 | neS-: TIFU by not masturbating for a couple days and then having sex with my gf
I haven't seen my girlfriend in awhile and we have been looking forward to seeing eachother for the past month and by seeing eachother I mean fucking. Well the past couple days I have been around her but we just haven't had the privacy to d... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1409093379 | 1409159664 | t3_2eo7hx | t5_2to41 | 17 | the_girly_gamer_: TIFU by leaving my job for a chance at another one
I worked at a preschool as a lead three year old teacher. I've been struggling since last may because I wasn't able to pay my tuition, and a week before graduation I found out I wasn't graduating. I did all the work and have nothing to show for it. So... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1409093470 | 1409110444 | t3_2eo7o0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | creamsiclepop: TIFU by accepting a package
Happened a year ish ago. 11am on a Saturday morning I hear a knock at my door. I try to ignore the annoyance but it just keeps assaulting my ear drums. "Fucking Derick"... I walk to the door pissed, wrapped in a blanket because I wasn't putting on clothes to yell at the little... | 4 | 1 | |
1409088699 | 1409110089 | t3_2enziz | t5_2to41 | 8 | Absoluteidiot: TIFU by having road rage and wrecking my car
We've had some pretty rainy weather where I am (Yorkshire) lately. Every time it rains the main road I need to go down to get to my boyfriends floods and every single time I forget about the flood.
So last week on a particularly rainy day I was on my way to... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409080962 | 1409095988 | t3_2enku9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | internetvillain: TIFU by opening a loot-crate
PIRATEghost85: Explain this "lootcrate" situation... the nerd in me is intrigued...
acun1994: Monthly subscription. Each month you get a box with stuff following a theme. This month's theme was Heroes
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409094796 | 1409095894 | t3_2eo9w6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | FrankfurterSinatra: TIFU by manscaping with tweezers
I am young, and inexperienced with STDs (thank god), but one morning I saw a large red dot above my dick. I thought it was herpes (even though out of the very few people I've been with, they were all clean). I ask the Doctor if thats what it was. Turns out it was an ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409086059 | 1409148851 | t3_2enujx | t5_2to41 | 8 | tonymcd: TIFU by cleaning my aquarium
In our living room, we have a 29 gallon goldfish aquarium. We also have a very cute kitten who we shall call Max. One of Max's favorite hobbies is sitting on the glass cover of the aquarium trying to figure out a way to get the fish.
So today (about an hour ago) I decided to do th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409095808 | 1409096621 | t3_2eobkp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Freeqt: TIFU by dating the white girl instead of the black one.
Kermit64: This post again? i swear you've posted this like 4 times already.
Kill_All_Trolls: Check this dudes overview all his posts are total prick posts.
| 3 | 2 | |
1409096358 | 1409137214 | t3_2eocjh | t5_2to41 | 4 | atomic_bubblegum: TIFU By trying to get groceries.
So I'm currently sitting in Kroger, waiting for my Mom to pick me up and bring me $50 to pay for the damn groceries I was getting. My card got declined. Mind you that there's more than enough in the bank to pay for it, but since my bank decided to be a dick and change ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1409096490 | 1409159220 | t3_2eocry | t5_2to41 | 1,719 | mtnl4dy: TIFU by flashing the entire store I work at while blasting my boss with a deadly fart
Texas summers are brutally hot, even inside. Our store places little fans around the room, including a small one on the floor that points up near the cash register. Today, I was getting very hot, and while speaking on the pho... | 24 | 71.625 | |
1409096191 | 1409105305 | t3_2eoc8d | t5_2to41 | 37 | TIFUthrowawayacct: NSFW TIFU by blasting my house with the smell of rotten moldy cum 30 seconds before my in-laws walked in
So about a week ago I was watching porn and turned around and noticed the vacuum cleaner standing up behind me and I wondered "I wonder what would happen if I stuck my dick in the hose with it run... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1409098753 | 1409117359 | t3_2eogio | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By buying a cheap bottle of rum
So, a bit of back story. I'm a borderline alcoholic that has been struggling with drinking for about 2 years now. My wife, growing up with alcoholic parents, is understandably against drinking.
I have an amazing wife of 6 years (been together 12) and an almost 5 year ol... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409098702 | 1409100124 | t3_2eogg3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU I was the jerk who asked a not gay man if he was gay..
Background: I am female. I support LGBT rights, would never sober-ly ask someone if they were gay or not because 1. Why does it matter to me? 2. It's basically none of my business 3. it's REALLY none of my business 4. It's a total asshole move &... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409098363 | 1410127549 | t3_2eofwn | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching anime with my mom
This actually happened several years ago, but it only made sense to me a couple of weeks ago.
My mom is a really cool lady. She's in her late 60s now. She loves (and plays) video games, is a big anime fan, rides roller coasters like a boss, and is a generally awesome and a... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1409100521 | 1409189367 | t3_2eojfb | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThisIsFunIGuess: TIFU by smashing my girlfriends ipod into her vagina
Az-chan: Nearly shellshocked just cause you hit her in the vajayjay with your ipod....what is she 16?
ThisIsFunIGuess: Nah man, she's 19. She just got really scared and upset because I looked like I was mad or some shit and doing it to maliciously h... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409102032 | 1409102998 | t3_2eolw7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | throWay33333: TIFU by being a prankster husband horndog
Woke up this morning. Hear the shower is on... I'm not usually a morning sex kinda guy, but hey, its Tuesday. I open the door trying not to laugh. Consider stripping down, but figure I'd go with the classic peak my head in and stare til she notices I'm there. CLAS... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409102206 | 1409150912 | t3_2eom5v | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU By moving my bed NSFW
This is my first post and I know my grammar sucks, so please feel free to correct me.
Here is some back story: I'm an 18 year old boy and I just started my first year of college. I still live at home with my parents and today I decided to purchase a desk for my room.
So my dad and... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1409101152 | 1409111944 | t3_2eokgu | t5_2to41 | 6 | NoHorseShitWang: TIFU by trying to scratch my left ball while pissing, losing control of my stream and soaking the leg of a co-worker.
I was standing there doing my thing when a guy walks in. I had a crazy itch on my ball that needed attending. I figured I could try and scratch discretely. I was wrong. I was trying not... | 3 | 2 | |
1409101764 | 1409103952 | t3_2eolh4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TIFUthrowitout: TIFU by telling a very easy to verify blacked out lie.
so i live in a house with a bunch of awesome people, and we have a few new mutual friends who ive grown close with, one shall be named girl1. My girlfriend decided a while ago that we would have to try an open relationship and i didnt really have a ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409100663 | 1409144859 | t3_2eojo7 | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a bomb on a bus in my childhood
I moved to Florida when I was about 11, I lived with my mom, I had been making friends for a while now, 2 years later, I was 13 and video games were a huge thing, mainly GTA: San Andreas. Everyone played it, shared rumors.
Well, the school had some budget cut... | 13 | -0.384615 | |
1409103288 | 1409171149 | t3_2eonvw | t5_2to41 | 74 | McpxPhantom: TIFU: By inviting a girl over for sex before school.
Now like many post on here, this happened in the past.
Way back one year ago for me, so my junior year I invite a girl to come over for sex at 6am till 7am. I would use the rest of the time to get ready to go to school, so I had it all planned... Well ... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1409103722 | 1409104963 | t3_2eoom7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | anman789: TIFU By Letting My Friend Use My IPad (NSFW)
So this just happened about 10 minutes ago and I'm laughing my ass off about it. I don't think he uses Reddit, if he does who cares, and Nick if you see this - this is 100% legit.
So my friend, we'll call him C decides to come over. We hang out for a bit, I order ... | 4 | 5 | |
1409107240 | 1409157641 | t3_2eou7q | t5_2to41 | 1 | setheryjones32: Tifu by procrastinating
You can tell by the title that I procrastinated a little to much, which led to the fuckup you came to read.
Basically I was playing this game, hearthstone, and not doing my homework. My dad comes in and tells me to do it, I say to give me a minute, but in a rather ducking way.
... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1409107645 | 1409129637 | t3_2eouwk | t5_2to41 | 43 | chanpooka: TIFU by leaving my wallet out...
So I was in my room in a Skype call with my buddies and my mom walks in. She picks up my wallet and sees the cheap glow in the dark condom I bought at the Lion's Den. Rather than receiving a scolding, she replied with "Why are you using this cheap shit??"
Later, her and my ... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1409107844 | 1409108925 | t3_2eov82 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Iyoten: TIFU by accidentally uninstalling Microsoft Office.
Khromix: what the fuck
CokeZeroThrowaway: You said it best.
I have had a day wasted because I accidentally installed the wrong visual studio, but office is a home comparatively!
| 3 | 1 | |
1409108904 | 1409109955 | t3_2eowu4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MilkCum: TIFU by accidentally eating my own cum
BluePois01n: how'd it taste
Silentintentions: The one thing every man wants to know, but never wants to find out for themselves
wylin247: agreed
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1409110212 | 1409110832 | t3_2eoysa | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a dead baby joke to my pregnant girlfriend
Now I'm sitting at Applebee's as she cries. I am not a smart man.
TooFewSecrets: What was the joke?
MarkovManiac: Asking the important questions. I like it.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409111306 | 1409114127 | t3_2ep0ea | t5_2to41 | 12 | weiner_cleaner: TIFU by miscommunicating with my grandma
This is a fresh TIFU. Happened about 15 minutes ago. Me and my friend were going up to my grandma's cottage tomorrow. I called her saying that were where going to take the 7:44 train to Toronto and the 9:10 train to Barrie. My grandma said she'd pick us up at Bar... | 3 | 4 | |
1409111476 | 1409149575 | t3_2ep0mr | t5_2to41 | 19 | kleptoisamaniac: TIFU by giving someone directions
Earlier this morning I went to my high school for my cross country practice like I do everyday. But this morning I forget my watch at home. Not a problem, I'll just time myself with my phone. My knees had been hurting so my coach told me to just run around the school f... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1409095488 | 1409144527 | t3_2eob1k | t5_2to41 | 6 | I_Miss_Claire: TIFU by going into class a little early.
Well, today is Tuesday and the first day for 3 of the 4 classes I'm taking at my college, the first two classes went without incident and didn't have any problems. At the end of my 2nd class for the day, he let us out a little early, so I got to my 3rd and final c... | 3 | 2 | |
1409114268 | 1409160018 | t3_2ep4j5 | t5_2to41 | 805 | BeepBeepGuy: TIFU by showing off my erect penis to my female teacher (multiple times) (on purpose) [NSFW]
Well it happened many years ago when I was in the fifth grade. Like many other fifth grade boys I was at the beginning of the wild ride that is puberty, and had begun getting something I didn't really understand: b... | 9 | 89.444444 | |
1409113249 | 1409151739 | t3_2ep367 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Null_Nill: TIFU by relieving myself without checking behind me.
Reddit, today I fucked up. Oh, and don't mind the possible poor English.
/u/Null_Nill is 16, the bright age of sexuality and being horny. I woke up with my morning (rather afternoon_ wood, early sprout, mornin' borner, however you want to call it, and d... | 3 | 15 | |
1409115138 | 1409117844 | t3_2ep5o9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | FrontPageKarmaTrain: TIFU by spilling an iced tea on a kid
So I work as a 2nd waiter/bar runner at a fairly high end restaurant. My job is to help the waiters and bartenders. A drink order comes in, bartender makes it, I throw a fruit, stir, straw, whatever is needed. Then I have 2 options, 1. Bring it to the waiter or... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409113219 | 1409120017 | t3_2ep34o | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by tripping on LSD
Britches_and_Hose: Sounds like everyone here just overreacted a bit. But yeah gotta keep your phone charged, you never know if someone needs to call you for an emergency, not that you would've been able to do anything.
> forces me to choose her or friends, I choose friends
That ... | 3 | 2 | |
1409120265 | 1409124972 | t3_2epbpx | t5_2to41 | 10 | nobonermesad: TIFU by being unable to goku charge my dick
TIFUthetruestory: OP is actually 11 years old and has not had sex with anyone. He and his 8 year old brother wrote this piece of speculative fiction to practice using all the dirty words they knew.
nobonermesad: http://puu.sh/b9KMC/399710e4c8.JPG
yuss I am 11 y... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409120656 | 1409126987 | t3_2epc39 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DD225: TIFU By Not Completely Closing the Refrigerator Door
iandw: Wait until you get your electricity bill. :(
Teotwawki69: Which will actually be lower...
| 3 | 1 | |
1409121031 | 1409190095 | t3_2epch1 | t5_2to41 | 606 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming best friends with a prostitute. Likely-NSFW
I'm going to try to include as much detail as I can, but not all. My "bestie" is a little embarrassed and feels bad about the story.
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So couple years back a long-ter... | 12 | 50.5 | |
1409121531 | 1409123060 | t3_2epcxl | t5_2to41 | 66 | burgerlover69: TIFU by trying to flirt with a cute girl, and then getting punched by her.
it's pretty straight forward but i feel like shit about it. at the risk of sounding like a douche, i find that poking fun at girls with a mild insult when i first meet them tends to work in my favour and i can usually get a laugh.... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1409120423 | 1409576609 | t3_2epbvt | t5_2to41 | 16 | OffTheGridAndy: TIFU by taking a bath
So first, some backstory: I am 62 years old, have four children, and twelve grand kids. I live with my ex-wife (long story), my second oldest son, and my teenage grandson.
This story happened a few years ago. I was home alone, and everyone in the house was guaranteed to be gone a... | 6 | 2.666667 |
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