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1409120860 | 1409158628 | t3_2epcb0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a brownie before my Investment Banking interview.
I didn't get too much sleep the night before because of anxiety. I saw some brownies on the counter in the morning. Thought I'd eat it so that my stomach doesn't growl in one of my 5 back to back interviews that day.
I was on the subway ther... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1409122951 | 1409177934 | t3_2eped6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU having a one night stand with a MILF, without a condom
First of all, please excuse my english, it's not my firs language and this is my first post.
So i went on a trip for the weekend, one of my friends who is much older than me invites a friend of his who lives in the city i was visiting. We go out fo... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1409126697 | 1409246124 | t3_2ephx3 | t5_2to41 | 976 | PooDiePie: TIFU By Not Washing My Penis
This is more of an entire life fuckup, that all became apparent in one day.
I remember when I was younger, my Dad always told me to wash underneath my foreskin, which was all well and good, but when I actually tried, the head of my penis was so sensitive that even the slightest ... | 20 | 48.8 | |
1409126723 | 1409173451 | t3_2ephxv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Gravity and throwing up on a flight attendant
DarkSparky123: What teammates?
ZeroSumHappiness: Coworkers, I'm guessing.
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1409129055 | 1409159000 | t3_2epjum | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accusing my SO of infidelity
TL;DR TIFU by texting my SO and when I didn't get a response for 5-1/2 hours, had a thought he was cheating and told him of my thoughts, thereby accusing an innocent man of infidelity.
Before I explain the exact instance that happened, I will explain our relationship to... | 4 | 1 | |
1409128707 | 1409244259 | t3_2epjkh | t5_2to41 | 35 | MotorHodor: TIFU by having a good time in my mom's car
First of all, before that event I haven't had some good ole' sexy time in weeks even though I've been with my girlfriend for a long time. So this happened 6 months ago, because my gf's sister had her birthday we went out to a big club.
I don't like drinking so I... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1409131488 | 1409138912 | t3_2epm2w | t5_2to41 | 296 | heaser: TIFU by trying to help someone reclaim their iPhone.
I work in retail, a small shop that sells phones,
One day a a guy entered the shop saying his iPhone was iCloud was locked, So he couldn't use it, And asked one of us if we could help him delete the iCloud account, (The phone was usable, But the enter passw... | 7 | 42.285714 | |
1409133959 | 1409184036 | t3_2epo6p | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by twisting my bike handlebats.
the_yarb: Dammit all the comments are about my typing error lol
Shameless_Spellcheck: >handlebats
handlebars*
the_yarb: Yup...
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1409142273 | 1409229310 | t3_2epwiw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by replacing my dad's gun with a water pistol
SammyConnor: More like 'TIFU by leaving my loaded gun and holster where my kid could get at it'
Still, kinda funny, but horrifying too.
Guinness2702: Yeah, could have been worse. I'm sure we've all seen today's story of the guy who's not able to write a T... | 5 | 2 | |
1409145304 | 1409146745 | t3_2eq0f9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by crashing my dad's car.
I was just heading home from my piano lesson and I was leaving my teacher's driveway. As I turned I had a Coke open next to me and it spilled. Since it was 10:35 at night I needed something to keep me awake. I went to pick it up but by the time I had, I slammed into a telephone... | 3 | 2 | |
1409145823 | 1409194636 | t3_2eq16k | t5_2to41 | 221 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking me out after playing League of Legends
Hi, this is how I fucked up today:
I played my 'beloved' game League of Legends and after beeing stuck in gold 3 and losing 3 Promotion series already, I kinda got excited when I hit the Promotion again.
Note: I already helped a few friends climb to ... | 6 | 36.833333 | |
1409161013 | 1409231352 | t3_2eq4c7 | t5_2to41 | -5 | unsanctimommy: Dick.
fletch420man: realist- spending money you don't have on things that are pure luxuries is how people end up in bankruptcy, it causes money fights- too many bad things happen.
a_link_to_the_passed: You're not wrong, going overboard wasn't great thinking, but you're an asshole. OP is emotionally unst... | 8 | -0.625 | |
1409148787 | 1409163959 | t3_2eq5pj | t5_2to41 | 23 | No-Forethought: TIFU by not going to the doctors and looking like a racist
This actually happened yesterday but I'm still not over how ridiculously bad of a situation I was put in. I started a new job a couple of weeks ago and that in itself has gone great, the only issue is the commute to work. Basically it involves w... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1409150984 | 1409167372 | t3_2eq9cu | t5_2to41 | 2,224 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making my sister hold my dick.
Temporary because I don't want to embarrass myself any further.
Today as I woke up with a raging boner, I decided to relieve myself under the sheets. As I'm climaxing, my 6 year old sister comes into the room to wake me up, jumps on the bed. At this point... | 15 | 148.266667 | |
1409144989 | 1409172211 | t3_2eq00y | t5_2to41 | 45 | Perfect_BlackPearl: TIFU by leaving my sims game running on my iPad...
So today I was playing the sims on my iPad and left it open on my husband side of the bed. He has never been a fan of how they talk gibberish.. Anyways hours later we're in bed and it's all quiet and we hear this 'asszzuurs' noise and he jumps 10 fe... | 5 | 9 | |
1409149245 | 1409155758 | t3_2eq6g9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | infernotongue: TIFU by unintentionally tricking the law
Many would consider this story a win, I don't.
Anyways, today was a usual mundane Wednesday with me taking the train back home from school and sitting next to a couple of my friends until something rare happened - ticket control. Unfortunately, some of my pals n... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409121317 | 1409159735 | t3_2epcqu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting an escort to come to my house
After a night of having a good amount of drinks with some friends and having multiple conversations about strip clubs, I decide to hit up the local back pages to get an escort. I find an attractive woman that I'm interested in and give her a call. She'll be at my... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1409154568 | 1409156271 | t3_2eqfq6 | t5_2to41 | 1 | the_winter_storm: TIFU when ordering my pizza.
ZombieNinjaJudo: Cool story.
the_winter_storm: I know, right?
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1409155631 | 1409239937 | t3_2eqhlv | t5_2to41 | 255 | MothHugger: TIFU by showing pictures of small dicks during a product presentation
Like so many posts this happened a few years back.
A Little background info:
I had just gotten together with my GF and we liked sexting alot. One thing i would find immensely funny was to send random pictures of really small dicks to her... | 6 | 42.5 | |
1409157219 | 1409187122 | t3_2eqkl4 | t5_2to41 | 600 | son_of_opulence: TIFU by browsing a site advertising escorts and finding my last girlfriend on there.
I'm obviously no better, as I was browsing the site. But, man, she is pulling 400 bucks an hour with rave reviews. Not sure if I should be happy with the savings or go vomit.
At least it wasn't backpage or the stre... | 13 | 46.153846 | |
1409158810 | 1409164560 | t3_2eqnev | t5_2to41 | 37 | massivepeni5: TIFU by punching my girlfriend in the face, giving her a nosebleed... and then I had sex with her.
So much like every other TIFU on this site, this happened not today, but last year.
I was 19 years old, and had been going out with my (then) girlfriend for about 2 months. We had originally met up at medic... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1409159435 | 1409163552 | t3_2eqom7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a co-worker to get pregnant.
I bought a pregnant lady at work a bar of chocolate as I lost a bet to her sometime ago, and another co-worker, a 23-year old unmarried girl(Whom I have a crush on), playfully asked when she gets a candy bar and I, having nothing else to say, blurted out "When *you... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409159009 | 1409163699 | t3_2eqnst | t5_2to41 | 9 | kender00: TIFU By commenting on a girl's facial hair
A little back story. I always had this major crush on a friend of a friend. I first met her when I was just getting out of highschool and we would socialize quite abit within that circle of friends but I the few times I would work up the courage to ask her out I wo... | 3 | 3 | |
1409154261 | 1409169559 | t3_2eqf6i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving while on mushrooms and having a moment of clairvoyance
Writing this post the other day, reminded of me when my friendship with "Joe" went wrong.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2egy6a/tifu_by_not_knowing_how_the_ebrake_on_a_manual/
That's the other story for anybody interested.
So.
Ab... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409160612 | 1409162830 | t3_2eqqtl | t5_2to41 | 18 | voodeux_thatyoudo: TIFU By asking my VP if it was that time of the Month.
I work in warranty management for a HVAC warehouse. As I'm sure in warehouses across the world every so often cycle counts come up where we have to go through and do a spot inventory on our in stock equipment. We do ours once a month.
Today the ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1409159167 | 1409164433 | t3_2eqo2t | t5_2to41 | 19 | ShamelessAlternate3: TIFU By reading Reddit at work
I feel like this is a regular TIFU, but fuck it.
So earlier, at work, I was reading this thread, about a kid meeting a Victoria Secret model(http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2eptf8/my_cousin_met_a_victorias_secret_model_at_the/), and everything was normal, readi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1409160779 | 1409172389 | t3_2eqr50 | t5_2to41 | 30 | serluketanner: TIFU by leaving my truck running, with a Corgi inside
The tire pressure monitor went off while me and Peaches (my corgi) where going to the store. Stopped at the nearest parking lot, Got out walked around to the passenger side, check the tire. Its good. Must be the sensor. Come back to the driver door. I... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1409162943 | 1409268186 | t3_2eqv9q | t5_2to41 | 137 | Three2Many: TIFU: By thinking I could handle LSD
This happened a few days ago on Friday. I purchased 3 licks for $10, took my first one and headed home. Since I thought it was great how my dealer gave me 3 licks, I thought it would be an awesome idea to take all 3 for my first time. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
Fast forward an... | 12 | 11.416667 | |
1409162208 | 1409176641 | t3_2eqtw4 | t5_2to41 | 152 | mhoke023: TIFU by answering my ex gf's text to come over
first time submitting anything on here so bare with me A little bit of a back story my now ex gf dumped me about 2 month ago because she was quote "tired of my shit" because my phone broke and I over slept on a day we were suppose to go to the beach so she decide... | 10 | 15.2 | |
1409163793 | 1409166866 | t3_2eqwwq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by spanking my sister's ass
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anonymousguy69: Translation: Drunk OP wants to fuck sister...
[deleted]: Who doesn't want to fuck OP's sister?
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1409163927 | 1409165040 | t3_2eqx6l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Katnipkitty: TIFU by trying to cuddle with my boyfriend.
My boyfriend came over to my apartment after his class was cancelled. He was really hot so he stripped down to his boxers to try and cool down. I asked him to look over my homework, so he sat down in a chair next to me and started looking it over. I wanted to cud... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409163402 | 1409246296 | t3_2eqw5l | t5_2to41 | 5 | ZAPH0Dbeeblebrox: TIFU by sending a colleague an email detailing my fetishes and love life. NSFW
At work to avoid people looking over my shoulder noticing that I’m messaging friends, I often open up a reply email, type what I want to say, cut, and paste it into facebook, groupme, gchat, etc. Today, for the first time ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409164064 | 1409169364 | t3_2eqxey | t5_2to41 | 5 | DeadPrez1: TIFU by forgetting to pull my ebrake up
This was almost a year ago, *BUT WHATEVER*.
I was running into the gas station deli to grab something and saw someone I know outside of my car. I started saying how much I hate him to my friend as I left my car...this is where I fucked up and let my anger distract me.... | 5 | 1 | |
1409162184 | 1409237745 | t3_2eqtty | t5_2to41 | 12 | LordTiny: TIFU By Murdering My Fish
So this is how it went down: after my friend left last night, I was really bored and full of caffeine. I do some chores and shit and end up deciding to take the fish out of the tank and clean it really well (the water was fugly and brown because of some really cheap and malfunctioni... | 6 | 2 | |
1409163397 | 1409167457 | t3_2eqw53 | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_was_a_sheep: TIFU by being a sheep
Well, this happened years ago(by my estimate, I was 14 or 15), and I'd like to state that I am not the most clear headed of people, and as a child I was so starved of friends that I'd go along with most things if I thought it would improve on that aspect of my life.
For clarity, wh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409165240 | 1409338205 | t3_2eqzkm | t5_2to41 | 11 | cheesyburgercheese: TIFU by finally getting gold on an account I don't have the password to.
So I've had this account for over a year. Always just accessed it from my home PC's browser and left it logged in. Never thought twice about it.
Yesterday the internet gods smiled on me and I had a popular comment where I ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1409167141 | 1409170630 | t3_2er34v | t5_2to41 | 9 | maanu123: TIFU by helping a woman out in a grocery store.
I'm not really special in any way, I'm just your normal everyday redditor. A few weeks ago I was going grocery shopping, when my eye was struck by the most GORGEOUS woman. Now, I'm not a creep, but trust me you'd be looking too. A beautiful bubble butt latina in... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1409167700 | 1409188329 | t3_2er44j | t5_2to41 | 31 | Benlron: TIFU by using my grandmother's anal cream as toothpaste
Ok, full disclaimer: This was on vacation when I was about 10 years old. My grandparents also stayed in our vacation rental, which was incredibly awesome. Well, up until I had to brush my teeth.
One night, before I went to bed I followed my normal r... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1409169322 | 1409188634 | t3_2er76x | t5_2to41 | 33 | damnyoubluetooth: TIFU by forgetting to turn Bluetooth off on my iPod before watching porn
I'm shaking as I write this right now...this happened less than 5 minutes ago.
Anyway, the story. So this morning I woke up feeling super horny, for lack of a better term. That being said, I did what I had to do while my family ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1409168463 | 1409180027 | t3_2er5ku | t5_2to41 | 55 | SkyKitty: TIFU by having a seizure while painting my nails.
So, this happened last week but I thought I would share. So that you understand why this happened, I am starting a new medication for my epilepsy and it hasn't really started to completely control things. I have seizures that cause me to go completely limp for... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1409169741 | 1409171060 | t3_2er7zv | t5_2to41 | 15 | xXSpyderKingXx: TIFU by sending a link to a sub-reddit to my workgroup.
TankOMFG: Can confirm OP is a fucking idiot.
xXSpyderKingXx: Fuck you Alex
reallybad_detective: hahahahaha
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1409169500 | 1409175571 | t3_2er7jn | t5_2to41 | 6 | RandomJuices: TIFU by confusing/enraging a group of Asians at my work
So this happened yesterday, and it still cracks me up and makes me feel guilty. I work at a well known coffee and donut type restaurant in Canada. I also live in a touristy type area, that also isn't very multicultural AT ALL. Anyway, this group of A... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1409168286 | 1409815935 | t3_2er59w | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my girlfriends bedsheets as toilet paper
This happened a few years ago, and is one of my fondest/funniest memories of my relationship with my ex.
During my first serious relationship, I made many hilarious fuck ups I'll never forget but this one is the best IMO. I was 17 and she was 16, we ha... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1409169977 | 1409170955 | t3_2er8fx | t5_2to41 | 3 | SawJong: TIFU by spicing up my life
So this happened about 4 hours ago and I can still smell the fuck up on me.
I hadn't eaten anything the whole day and felt incredibly hungry. There's a special dish for times like this : pasta carbonara. A wonderful mixture of fatty meat and carb-filled pasta. If that doesn't cure y... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409169359 | 1409170841 | t3_2er79a | t5_2to41 | 4 | doublepoly123: TIFU by swearing at my teacher on the phone.
This happened last school year, sophomore year of HS. Ok so it was finals week and I was gonna go on a field trip with my math teacher. The same day of the field trip I had a history final whick I thought I would take after the field trip.
Ok so the same ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409170217 | 1409171127 | t3_2er8wt | t5_2to41 | 34 | whiskeydreamkathleen: TIFU by asking my friend if she died
i opened facebook and saw a bunch of people comment on my best friend's (seemingly random) status saying they loved her. i texted her jokingly saying i saw it and had to assume she died and would say nice things at her funeral, she told me her cousin killed her... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1409169839 | 1409170951 | t3_2er875 | t5_2to41 | 4 | reallybad_detective: TIFU by putting hot sauce in my nose
Im not good and intro so I'm gonna cut to the chase
Last night i had an incurably stuffy nose so i decide to sniff some hot sauce i got tired of holding it on my finger so i decided to just stick some in my nose. Oh My God was that a bad idea it started off bur... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409170309 | 1409180648 | t3_2er92h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the keys in the car
I am 20 years old and just recently started driving. The car my boyfriend and I have is a 1991 Cadillac Deville. Her name's Lucille and she is a beast.
I got to drive the other night for our little ice cream date, I was getting out of the car and remembered to roll the wi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409171154 | 1409186038 | t3_2eramg | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my grandparents would knock before entering...
Reddit, Fuck me. This happened less than 10 minutes ago, and I'm afraid to go upstairs. No throwaway, because what the fuck.
Anyway, I was feeling in the mood, and decided to go have a shower and post some pics to R/GoneWildPlus.
Let me set t... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1409171389 | 1409215630 | t3_2erb0n | t5_2to41 | 19 | wakinuptothesky: TIFU and drove the wrong direction ... for almost 50 miles.
If you're familiar with the roads and freeway system in the CA bay area, you know that it can be confusing for even a seasoned driver. So many freeways, highways, etc. I've been driving for two months, and exclusively in the milder northern pa... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1409169435 | 1409215391 | t3_2er7f1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | HeroesLoveRedheads: TIFU by having my first kiss
Dearest reddit, this is yet another fuck up that happened years ago. I am going to tell the story of how one kiss lead to a year of unpleasantness, but first, some backstory. But if you want the short version:
TL;DR: I kissed a girl and it caused a year of angsty drama.... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409171786 | 1409173785 | t3_2erbro | t5_2to41 | 3 | pusspunter: TIFU by copping a feel.
TIFUthetruestory: OP misses the most obvious of obvious signals.
pusspunter: I was 13. I dont think that was a signal. If it was then I REALLY fucked up
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1409172952 | 1409401466 | t3_2ere15 | t5_2to41 | 950 | Reddit_Executive: TIFU by saying Hello to a lonely looking girl.
As with most stories on here, this is from my teen years. Long story, but that's what you're here for, right?
*Some preface to get you up to speed.*
I was 18, just graduated from high school. I had a fairly nice "office job" for the summer. My friend's ... | 15 | 63.333333 | |
1409173488 | 1409176348 | t3_2erf1r | t5_2to41 | 5 | houstontx87: TIFU by going to the doctor
Thatoneguywhofailed: This doesn't seem like a fuck up though.
hydad: Well, not going to the doctor for many years, in that case, is a fuck up.
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1409174187 | 1409248387 | t3_2ergc0 | t5_2to41 | 179 | catsrdumb: TIFU by sending my friends and family snapchats of my penis.
Throwaway account here.
I went on 4chan and saw dirty Snapchat request threads and decided to make one myself just for fun. I exchanged snapchats with some of the girls on the thread and then sent out a picture of my dick to everybody on my list.... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1409176353 | 1409187005 | t3_2erk95 | t5_2to41 | 3 | 6yearoldgurl: TIFU by grabbing my brothers dick while trying to wake him up
at0mheart: Sad thing is I heard he tries to play the same *grab my foot* game every morning.
OliStabilize: Dirty bastard loves giving foot rubs.
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1409173692 | 1409189090 | t3_2erff7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | 69brofist: TIFU by joking in class
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was a bitch. He said no and her friend said "wow what did you pay him?" And Of course I couldn't refuse the opportunity to say "her virginity" in a joking way. After class her and her group of friends confronted me about It and made it seem like I ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1409177217 | 1409227478 | t3_2erlwa | t5_2to41 | 53 | PaleoclassicalPants: TIFU by showing my sister a hole a broken piece of candy cane had poked in my foot.
This happened a long while back when I was 12 years old.
Growing up, we lived across the street from a retired Veteran, a Combat Medic who served during the Vietnam War. The man had been through some of the worst... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1409176405 | 1409180379 | t3_2erkd4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Oneeyedwily: TIFU by infecting my own eye with my cum.
Using a throaway for this one since i'm not sure i could handle my friends finding out just yet!
So last week i went a music festival in the UK called Leeds Festival. I was there for the full weekend, had an amazing time and managed to get lucky while i was there... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1409176576 | 1409180364 | t3_2erko9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to post in TIFU while at work and failing to close the browser.
Earlier today at work, I decided to post in TIFU about how I jizzed in a water bottle after a good wank and forgot to throw it out and how my mother re-used it to drink water. She thought our water filter was dirty. Anyways, t... | 3 | 7 | |
1409168268 | 1409185082 | t3_2er588 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bonanza86: Tifu by trying to open a pack of frozen hotdogs.
I was around 8 years old at the time. It was mid-afternoon, and my stomach was itching for a frank to nuke in our Panasonic microwave. Unfortunately, the only hotdogs we had were frozen solid. 8-year old me didn't want to wait several minutes for the franks to... | 3 | 1 | |
1409179015 | 1409186560 | t3_2erp21 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by using thinking putty as a flesh-light.
So this happened a few days ago, when i found a tin like container of [thinking putty](http://media.firebox.com/pic/p439_column_grid_12.jpg) in a box while unpacking in my new dorm. I vaguely remember getting it for Christmas a few years back, and I guess one of... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1409180324 | 1409258285 | t3_2err83 | t5_2to41 | 544 | biotoxin388: TIFU by sending 95,000 txts in three days (proof and updates in the pudding)
PLEASE STOP ASKING ME FOR ONE PLUS INVITES. I HAVE NONE TO GIVE. I'm happy to pm ama about the One tho, and if there is interest will be posting in r/Android.
UPDATE #2 AT BOTTOM
First off im on mobile so sorry I can't hyperlin... | 16 | 34 | |
1409180284 | 1409213515 | t3_2err66 | t5_2to41 | 141 | ScrotumShot: TIFU by making the term "scrotum-shot" appear all over my country's news...
Obviously a throwaway. I am only sharing this so that, perhaps, our tradition could reach beyond our humble borders.
In Norway, we have this thing that we call "julebord", or, directly translated, "Christmas table". This is a gath... | 4 | 35.25 | |
1409181879 | 1409196465 | t3_2ertt0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Haess: TIFU by posting my topless girlfriend..
So on Monday night, my girlfriend decided to shave her head completely.. I thought it was awesome and was completely supportive, as winter is coming and short hair is easier to manage what with winter coming and everything..
So we finished shaving it all in the early mor... | 11 | 2.636364 | |
1409176562 | 1409215418 | t3_2erkmz | t5_2to41 | 176 | PM_ME_SHOEPICS: TIFU by not emptying my backpack on the first day of school
So I recently found this sub and I have been itching to tell my story ever since.
It was a few years ago on the night before the first day of 8th grade. I had just moved, so it was going to be an entirely new school. I find my sisters nice No... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1409182875 | 1409278454 | t3_2ervf7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TIFUThrowaway11: TIFU By telling a co-worker, friend I was physically attracted to him because I couldn't stand up to my sister.
Yep. This happened months ago.
I don't make friends easily, especially male friends. I'm a fat chick and I know that means the average white male will think that I am desperate for affecti... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1409184567 | 1409185355 | t3_2ery6n | t5_2to41 | 13 | apeman3289: TIFU by getting freshly cut jalapeño juice on my dick (NSFW)
So today was my coworker's last day so we went out to get some Mexican and beers after work. After slamming a few and trying various hot sauces, the owner of the restaurant brought us a jalapeño that he had grown in his yard. I smelled it and want... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1409184856 | 1409186506 | t3_2erylt | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to spoon my wife
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My_Empty_Wallet: I've been married for 7 years with no children and I haven had sex in twice as long...
virusvoid: I would make a pamflit on why sex is good and present it to your wife..
Or take a trip to the sex store that's always fun
My_Empty_Wallet: been there. done tha... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1409185101 | 1409196263 | t3_2erz11 | t5_2to41 | 50 | zuckerberg23: TIFU by getting in a car
Short and sweet one from the golden years.
Once when I was getting picked up from school (reasonably young) I opened the car door, threw in my bag, sat in the front seat and proceeded to give my mum a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. The thing is, it wasn't my mum. It was a middle a... | 5 | 10 | |
1409185647 | 1409189955 | t3_2erzwo | t5_2to41 | 3 | LiterallyATurkey: TIFU by not knowing "hooking up" apparently means "having sex" now
sweeptheleg1981: Damn, i'm 33 and "hooking up" meant sex when I was in High School. Of course it depends on the context, but when in written form I would construe your post as meaning you had sex.
domesticadventures: Same here, and I... | 3 | 1 | |
1409188596 | 1409192552 | t3_2es4j2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | BaliCoffee: TIFU By Saving My Cat From An Acid Bath
I live in a pretty cool apartment. It's close by the beach, it's in a cool secluded neighborhood, it's surrounded by huge trees that form serene tunnels over the roads. There's just one thing about it that sucks... the plumbing.
Apparently this apartment has plumbing... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1409189159 | 1409241485 | t3_2es5ez | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at pictures on my phone
This actually happened about half an hour ago. So a bit of background to start off. I have a lot of cousins most of whom live in America. Some of my cousins have just moved to America from Pakistan about two weeks ago. They are currently living with my family as they... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409190226 | 1409244746 | t3_2es6n5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | knopper91: TIFU by being alive.
I had to put my laptop up for loan that I was renting through a rental company, they found out some how. And are now giving me 2 days to get it out or they are pressing theft charges. I have 2 days to come up with close to $700 and no way to do it. On top of all this the girl that I fina... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409189902 | 1409386947 | t3_2es62k | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to dress properly.
So I was nominated to perform the ALS IceBucketChallenge.
As I had completed it this morning, I got changed into my school uniform and headed off to school on foot. As i was walking past a primary school a woman and her child were walking towards me, at which point for... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1409191205 | 1409193907 | t3_2es89c | t5_2to41 | 4 | GardenTheAstronaut: TIFU by marrying a woman (opportunistic bitch, most of them are)
I love women because they're great. I've been married to one for 21 years, and a proud father of three. We need women to keep men in line. However, women must be treated like women. The main problem with women is that they rely on men ... | 4 | 1 | |
1409192218 | 1409194028 | t3_2es9w6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | themadness1994: TIFU by having my sister wait on me
So basically, I was got off of work a little bit late. I called my mom (because she was my ride) to have her tell me that my sis was waiting outside for me. Ok cool.
I then go do a little bit of shopping without telling her (big mistake). After I'm done shopping and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409192745 | 1409196084 | t3_2esass | t5_2to41 | 6 | PresAnk: TIFU by purchasing Greek Yogurt for the first time.
Seriously man, wth. This is just disappointment with Godiva chocolate sprinkled into it.
meccanexus: Whenever wife brings this crap home I mix it about 66/33 yogurt/honey then it's all good
PresAnk: That's actually my game plan. I bought honey flavored sadne... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1409192634 | 1409322067 | t3_2esam8 | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with my girlfriend
So I'm a college student and have been going out with this girl for about two weeks now but have known her for much longer. Now her parents are really protective of her, so we've been at my place most of the time. She we were hanging out at my house earlier today when we... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1409190390 | 1409203990 | t3_2es6x9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Gamefart101: TIFU by being overly paranoid
I apologize in advance for any typos as I am on mobile
This is sort of one fuck up that caused another one
About a year ago I posted a story about my almost first time having sex but I can't find it so I will explain
So i was at the time 16 and had been going out with my ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409194011 | 1409201255 | t3_2escwe | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By causing a couple to fight and getting the husband arrested
Obligatory "This is actually from a few years back"
In my youth I was not the most popular kid, I had a few friends but most of the guys hated my guts because several of the "hot" girls (this started in middle school) were friends and/or ver... | 4 | 4 | |
1409193505 | 1409255862 | t3_2esc32 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Lending a Guy a Condom
This did not happen today. It happened a few months ago like most TIFUs.
My school has a training seminar where they act out scenarios where a person could be in danger, whether it's an abusive relationship, fight, sexual assault, etc. and discuss how to deal with them and how... | 3 | 2 | |
1409194898 | 1409354701 | t3_2ese8v | t5_2to41 | 13 | phantomhello: TIFU: Don't trust a fart
kinda_alone: Hi phantomhello, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU: Don't trust a fart* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please feel free to resubmit you... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1409197078 | 1409261301 | t3_2eshib | t5_2to41 | 7 | gabowhunter38: TIFU by realizing just how bad I fucked up
Okay, this TIFU is today but it starts back in March. I was dating this beautiful girl, amazing, smart, funny, everything a southern guy could ask for. All of a sudden she lost interest and dumps me for another guy. Well two months pass by, it's May, and she cal... | 7 | 1 | |
1409198023 | 1409289946 | t3_2esixx | t5_2to41 | 2,334 | im_too_dumb: TIFU by wearing white underwear and a suit to a party [nsfw warning, feces]
I've lurked on this sub for a while and I think it's time that I tell my story of how I massively fucked up and made an idiot of myself in front of my entire graduating class.
I graduated from high school last May. During my 4 yea... | 11 | 212.181818 | |
1409196654 | 1409223624 | t3_2esgwr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going straight at a green light.
I am such an idiot.
I drive to a green light while running errands today, and the road perpendicular to me, coming from the left, still has cars turning left into the lane I am supposed to be driving in. I thought it was just a few people trying to catch a yellow so... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409199498 | 1409202188 | t3_2esl4k | t5_2to41 | 19 | Khal_Pilkington: TIFU by hiring a crazy babysitter
I hired a highly recommended babysitter today. She's a 25 year old college student, very respectable and polite.
When I come home I notice my computer had been turned on. I asked her why she was on my computer.
"Oh, I was just checking for child porn. I do it at ever... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1409199495 | 1409341325 | t3_2esl4h | t5_2to41 | 958 | SoShamed: TIFU by masturbating at my friends house with a toilet paper cardboard tube and bologna.
My friend has been out of town for a few days and I agreed to visit her apartment to make sure her cat is fed and what not.
While I was there I decided to watch some porn on my Kindle. My favored way to masturbate for t... | 12 | 79.833333 | |
1409201131 | 1655859048 | t3_2esn8r | t5_2to41 | 6 | skullyD: TIFU by driving while hungover as shit
This happened about 2 years ago, sorry it's not recent. I was just thinking of this today and it gave me a good laugh so I thought I'd share.
It was the last Thursday night of the year of my freshman year of college. I had been working my ass off to keep a 4.0 all year a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409201319 | 1409203158 | t3_2esnhn | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing change to school
This didnt happen today..
Woke up hungry. Looked in the fridge, but didnt see any goodies. I get paid on thursdays. It was monday, and i had nothing in my bank account as usual.
AHA! How could i forget, i have a nice shiny glass jar full of sparkly coins that i can exchange ... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1409197962 | 1409227805 | t3_2esiut | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling to my parents that I’m gay.
This happened a few years ago, and still is the story that my mom tells to everyone when she’s drunk. Thanks mom.
I don’t really like going to party, I’m the kinda of guy who prefers to stay home and binge-watch something. So, I was in this party, when I saw t... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1409204307 | 1409205005 | t3_2esr7d | t5_2to41 | 31 | condomwallet123: TIFU by getting my semen on a stranger.
So, yeah. Bare with me.
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Earlier this morning, drove to my girlfriends house. No parents, we're 18, sexy times were had.
Now, there's no way in hell I would throw out a condom in her house. Her parents are strict, and even if they know we're having sex it ju... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1409207109 | 1409232401 | t3_2esu79 | t5_2to41 | 30 | NotBradPitt90: TIFU By Accepting Free Entry To A Strip Club
So my interstate friend was staying at a hotel in the city and just by chance I got called in to work for a few hours in one of the stores in the city. I didn't mind as I was going heading in later that day anyway so I figured I might as well earn a quick $100... | 6 | 5 | |
1409205677 | 1409271885 | t3_2essns | t5_2to41 | 2,303 | TheDragHit: TIFU by getting a girls number and giving it back.
Here's the scenerio: I'm sitting in math class with a very attractive girl sitting next to me. My friend is sitting in front of her. The teacher dismisses us, and the girl starts making small talk with me. A little flirting from both parties, nothing too sp... | 16 | 143.9375 | |
1409208122 | 1409209789 | t3_2esv94 | t5_2to41 | 7 | DarkeysWorld: TIFU making a awkward pervert voicemail. stoned.
First of all i need to say, that my english is rly bad, since im a lazy idiot from Germany. (maybe someone could remove all the misspelling. might be a lot work i guess)
Well a few days ago I fcked up with like everyone of my friends.
Well im actually in a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1409207491 | 1409304058 | t3_2esulv | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off to 4chan on a lunch break at work
So I got a new job recently, really nice, mostly analysis done on the computer (occasional interaction with coworkers/supervisors/clients/whatever). It was on the 14th floor of a building, and since I was new I hadn't received an access key for our floor ... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1409214546 | 1409233816 | t3_2et13k | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lolsternater: TIFU by finishing my crushes sentence with testicles.
Just a short TIFU that's minor compared to most.
Today at High School, my Outdoor Ed class was having a day in the sun with some poorly thrown together soccer. In my team was my crush who I got along with rather well, but am probably friend-zoned. Dur... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409215194 | 1409267767 | t3_2et1na | t5_2to41 | 201 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring someone so hard that they begged for their lives
So this happened four years ago, I live in the same building as my cousin. I was late for school and was rushing out of my house to catch the elevator, I'm pressing the button madly in hopes for the elevator to come sooner, as the elevator come... | 8 | 25.125 | |
1409216530 | 1409247677 | t3_2et2pu | t5_2to41 | 24 | mynameisedd: TIFU by sending my girfriend a goodmorning message.
I have an amazing galaxy s4 with amazing technology and the ease of use is just amazing. Maybe too amazing...
So after a night alone at home, just enjoying myself and falling asleep, I wake up to a new wonderful day. I grab my phone on the side of my b... | 4 | 6 | |
1409219946 | 1409220568 | t3_2et5o7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | tifuthrowaway111: TIFU by showing my moving crew my sex toys. [NSFW]
I'm moving to a new area to start a job. Exciting, but stressful. Fortunately, my company helped alleviate some of the stress by sending a moving crew to take my things to the new location for me.
Moving is still a stressful time in one's life, thoug... | 3 | 5.333333 |
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