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1409319931 | 1409320141 | t3_2ex1q5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not double checking containers
Short and sweet. Took an ibuprofen. Grabbed a handful of Pringles and paced while I chewed once or twice then swallowed. Grabbed a second handful and bit down. Heard a crack rather than a crunch. Froze mid bite. Ran to the sink and spit everything out as this foul... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409321505 | 1409332278 | t3_2ex41d | t5_2to41 | 56 | truthdust: TIFU by not wearing panties on date night with my husband.
So last night while putting our daughter to sleep I got a text from my husband. "Put on something sexy when your done." To me this means a tiny little dress that barely covers my bum, thigh high stiletto boots and no panties. I come down stairs where... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1409320266 | 1409324218 | t3_2ex26w | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an awkward move at the end of a first date with a woman that invited me up to watch the Twilight Zone.
Going through a divorce and I recently started going on dates from a website. This incredibly awesome and beautiful woman invited me out (which is very new to me), things were going well, an... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1409323574 | 1409428600 | t3_2ex7aq | t5_2to41 | 22 | Bitcoinplug: TIFU by asking an awesome friend to join a threesome
I will keep this short. This is my second post today on TIFU. This was a few weeks ago.
Anyway, so basically I have a gf, and I met this girl. She is awesome. By that I mean, she is the only person that shares my interests, and that I can talk too about... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1409322395 | 1409333190 | t3_2ex5eu | t5_2to41 | 16 | Bitcoinplug: TIFU By getting kicked out of my GFs house by her strict russian mother [NSFW]
This is actually a TIFU anniversary, happened 1 year ago. I just broke up with a long term gf and was dating a russian model/actress (Not the super hot kind, but was a solid 8/10).
Anyway, I just started dating her and she kin... | 4 | 4 | |
1409325730 | 1409346046 | t3_2exb3i | t5_2to41 | 88 | Dewstain: TIFU by wondering what kind of car that was...
Driving home from work the other day (I guess technically it's TODIFU), I come to a spot where I yield while turning right, while traffic going straight and to the left has a red-light.
I start to gradually make my turn, when I noticed an odd looking sort of v... | 4 | 22 | |
1409326040 | 1409344386 | t3_2exbnf | t5_2to41 | -5 | lechat_noir: TIFU by trying to be a good cat-mommy
This week I started back at college for the fall semester; I also work full-time as soon as I'm out of class. This is my first time doing both and I couldn't help but feel as if I had been neglectful of my 2 year old cat. So last night I decided to stay in and play ... | 3 | -1.666667 | |
1409328417 | 1409537821 | t3_2exfqx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu: Sexual harassment
~ 2 months ago, I got drunk. Was just reminded of this because of a party I was just invited to.
I was horny drunk. Texted my girlfriend something along the lines of her sitting on my face....or so i thought. The next morning i realized I sent it to my friends mom accidentally. She ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409328052 | 1409331178 | t3_2exf3f | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on Twitter
Everybody is probably aware that every decision you make directly effects upcoming events in your life. You don't know how, you generally don't think about them, and you can rarely look back at one specific moment that changed your life and point it out. We all think about the import... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1409327473 | 1409372974 | t3_2exe4q | t5_2to41 | 6,081 | period-fucker: TIFU by having sex in the dark. [NSFW]
This occurred a couple years ago when I was a senior in high school. I started dating this girl from another school. She was my first girlfriend, really nice, very pretty, and I couldn't be happier.
One night, after we had been dating for a couple months, I was han... | 12 | 506.75 | |
1409328595 | 1409338204 | t3_2exg29 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU ny shredding my debit card.
Recently I ordered a new card, assuming the other one had been lost. I then found the old one a day later, which was irritating; but my new one was going to be cool and contactless! Which excited me, because I get excited easily
Having been sent it this morning and cancellin... | 3 | 19 | |
1409329293 | 1409358548 | t3_2exhap | t5_2to41 | 25 | Trompwn: TIFU by leaving a hamster alone with three small children.
Today my two cousins came over my house. One is barely three and the other is 8 or 9. They seemed content playing with my little brother, also 3, until they noticed the quiet hamster cage in my bedroom.
Naturally, these two young girls were entrance... | 5 | 5 | |
1409330913 | 1409392825 | t3_2exk7z | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: TIFU by dancing naked while making lunch.
This fuck up is probably the most embarrassing moment of my life so far and happened earlier today so I thought what better than to share with you lovely people!
Some back story of my situation: I just moved into a house which I'm sharing with 5 other people but I'm... | 4 | 24 | |
1409328571 | 1409358796 | t3_2exg0z | t5_2to41 | 131 | Not-Kim-Il-Sung: TIFU by looking like a sadistic fuck
Quick one guys but I can't remember the last time I facepalmed this hard.
Our little story starts with myself going to the gym, Packed my bags and jumped in my car. I drove to the bottom of my street which emerges onto a main road. Now I absolutely love horses and ... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1409332072 | 1409339805 | t3_2exm9e | t5_2to41 | 123 | gbpotato: TIFU By lending my GF a book.
So as many fuck ups this one happened in the past.
Anyway, after a peaceful break up with my ex I started dating a new girl a few months after. She and I studied the same major but while I'm already in the last year of college she is at around the middle meaning she is taking co... | 8 | 15.375 | |
1409329989 | 1409546936 | t3_2exik1 | t5_2to41 | 128 | J0rO79: TIFU by ruining a wedding
So today we had a wedding at work (quite a posh hotel), there was an accident on the motorway and the singer they had booked for their wedding ceremony was stuck in traffic and not going to be able to make it. My work asked me to download the songs they wanted, I grabbed the three song... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1409335190 | 1409343520 | t3_2exrwu | t5_2to41 | 6 | Xayus: TIFU by falling for an office scam.
So I got a phone call today from someone named "Dave". They asked who they were speaking with and I gave them my name. They asked if I was able to make purchasing decisions and I said yes. They said they wanted to update me on toner prices. I didn't think anything of it, b... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409335682 | 1409337474 | t3_2exst4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Greiko: TIFU by trying to Join a free style rap battle
I walked down the street to 711 to get a coffee, and muffin. On my way out I passed five guys freestyle rapping while one of them was beat boxing. Me and the one of the guys locked eyes, and thought I won’t claim to have a lot of street credibility I figured was c... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409334711 | 1409359201 | t3_2exr1s | t5_2to41 | 53 | MobofGlitch: TIFU by seeing Book of Mormon
So last weekend I saw Book of Mormon. And all week I've had the songs stuck in my head non stop. They're all so damn catchy.
In an ironic twist of TIFU fate, For the last few hours I've been making obnoxious "hasa diga eebowai" comments in various TIFU posts. For example "W... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1409336838 | 1409338800 | t3_2exuyv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my friend's personal information.
Today I fucked up. Big time. Main account because throwaways are for pussies.
So, I'm 16. Let's get that out of the way. I'm in high school, so pretty dumb. Last year, I had this thing with a girl. We both "loved" each other, but she stopped us from dating ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409338067 | 1409353988 | t3_2exx3r | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by: Getting caught going to work on my itchy nuts.
I work in a building that has a showroom on the lower level. This show room has "shades" on the window in the back right corner. Normally there is only 1 person in that room 90% of the time but when buyers come in to pick certain things they go into t... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1409342418 | 1409388212 | t3_2ey4e6 | t5_2to41 | 157 | HowAboutSomeScarySex: TIFU by pissing all over the back of my jeans at work ... like just now
Well, I knew I'd have something for this sub eventually, and my day has finally come.
So about 30 minutes or so ago I wandered into the bathroom for a nice, lazy, sit down and browse reddit bathroom break. Something has gone... | 9 | 17.444444 | |
1409341804 | 1409347608 | t3_2ey3f2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Slimjawb: TIFU by trimming my nose hairs too short.
I was shaving after a shower and noticed that I had a nose hair which was sticking out of my nostril. No problem, I took out the wee little scissors that came with my nail care kit and got down to business. After cutting the offending hair I started examining my nose... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1409343103 | 1409343319 | t3_2ey5jc | t5_2to41 | 5 | BigAlbinoRhino: TIFU by scratching my armpits.
Randombyt3s: You mean... you don't use it for that anyways?
BigAlbinoRhino: Not at the time no
EDIT: I probably shouldn't talk about this on my school computer...
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1409342408 | 1409344203 | t3_2ey4dk | t5_2to41 | 4 | ItchLikeABitch: Tifu by peeing outside
Ok so I've been on reddit a while now but never actually had an account, this is a throwaway.
It all began yesterday when I went to cut some old pine trees into firewood with my dad, all being well for an hour until I had to pee. Being the farmer type I am I walked a short di... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409343291 | 1409403951 | t3_2ey5vd | t5_2to41 | 66 | Ruggiez: TIFU at work.
My fuck up wasn't today, but about 6 months ago. During the winter, I work on the phones at a ski resort in Colorado. My job is to book reservations for everything from rentals and lessons to condos, car rentals, and even restaurant reservations. It's a great job, but it requires a lot of first h... | 3 | 22 | |
1409343097 | 1409348268 | t3_2ey5iw | t5_2to41 | 3 | dontknowhatoputhere: TIFU by doing homework at class.
So there I am, in the chemistry class, doing my math homework, cuz math was the next subject (we have this big homework over the weekend that everybody always talks at Mondays (it was Monday obviously)). Since I sit at the front of the class and don't get much atten... | 3 | 1 | |
1409343994 | 1409345907 | t3_2ey741 | t5_2to41 | 14 | kellellelly: TIFU by taking a shower.
No throwaway because I've run out of fucks to give these past couple days. I'll keep this short and sweet. Last night I had a panic attack set on by almost getting hit by a car, being told I should be dead by my brother and the same person who almost hit me proceeded to almost kill... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409336662 | 1409352129 | t3_2exumr | t5_2to41 | 5 | RavingGeurilla: TIFU by embarassing myself
My friend and I were home alone and I thought we were still alone so I started moaning sexually and yelled "put it right in my pussy" and his dad was right behind me (I'm a guy)
tehdinozorz: Yes. Can relate.
Asian friend, parents speak pretty good english. In my friends room ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409346669 | 1409350129 | t3_2eybo5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | gvgator128: TIFU By letting a pet run loose during my first bj(NSFW)
First of all this did not happen today but 3 years ago when i was still in high school.
I had been dating a girl for a year and a half. Her parents literally never left her alone at the house though which made "progressing" the relationship quite d... | 4 | 5 | |
1409347497 | 1409353914 | t3_2eyd10 | t5_2to41 | 12 | fragnet: TIFU by trying to bury a dead cat
I was watering some plants in the back yard when I noticed something underneath some big plants. It appeared to be a dead mummified dried up yellowish cat!!! I Saw it with the corner of my eyes and did not want to look at it directly. I was totally grossed out and traumatized.... | 3 | 4 | |
1409346794 | 1409456540 | t3_2eybv4 | t5_2to41 | 86 | Lazaek: TIFU by finding cute baby bunies! With my lawnmower.
Let the grass in my backyard get too high without a mowing (It's a large lot) and saw some cute baby bunnies hopping through the grass! I looked down by my mower and see a small nest, so I get a strainer & some plant pot to try and catch them, and by now ... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1409348926 | 1409365388 | t3_2eyfbs | t5_2to41 | 437 | throwaway_in_may: TIFU by both assuming, and missing
I am 18. So I'm home alone, and I decided I'm horny. My parents have a computer that they use for work and stuff that is in the middle of the living room. You see, I assumed that neither of them would be home for at least another hour, and that I had enough time to b... | 7 | 62.428571 | |
1409347102 | 1409471697 | t3_2eycdf | t5_2to41 | -2 | NeckbeardSan: TIFU try to impress girl with lobsters
So first things first, understand I am a terrible cook. I can use the oven (kind of) and microwave things. That's it. Now I've been interested in this girl in my class for awhile and she said she likes guys who can cook. Me being a complete idiot and seeing this as a... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1409350280 | 1409353120 | t3_2eyhhq | t5_2to41 | 60 | AdamtheGrim: TIFU by mocking my super awesome math teacher right in front of him
This just happened today. I was walking with two of my friends back to class, and we were talking about what quirks we should put into some freaky, insane asylum cartoon character. One of my math teacher's little habits came up, we got car... | 5 | 12 | |
1409352948 | 1409626148 | t3_2eylo9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Fat_Flashings: TIFU by being accidentally racist
So I bought my first pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks this morning. I was really excited about it and talking about how good it was at work. I am a 23 year old white female, and the coworker I was talking to is a black female in her early twenties.
She laughed and shook... | 4 | 2 | |
1409351285 | 1409388483 | t3_2eyj4e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting a cougar's number
So today I was at work and a customer comes in to buy some cat food. She appears to be in her very late 20's or mid 30's.
At first it's all normal and nothing's awkward, then she starts LAYERING compliment after compliment all over me. She tells me how smart I am and h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409353732 | 1409361503 | t3_2eymxu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my cousin's boyfriend.
Happened a few hours ago.
So my cousin was visiting and we were sitting around the dining room when she mentioned that her boyfriend hadn't texted her today. Me (being someone who usually knows how to do stupid things in a controlled way) thought it would be a great id... | 3 | 1 | |
1409354406 | 1409356125 | t3_2eynzt | t5_2to41 | 4 | RoyalLlama: TIFU by trying to be a decent fucking sister
This is sort of an ongoing clusterfuck that started a few days back, but I'm posting it now because so many other shitty things are going on that I'm starting to feel borderline homicidal. Now to the story.
So, I have a good laptop right now. I have an older, sh... | 4 | 1 | |
1409353729 | 1409355474 | t3_2eymxn | t5_2to41 | 11 | paledave: TIFU After a 2 hour train ride, a 1 hour bus ride and a 2 hour hike, I realised that I had left my ticket for Electric Picnic at home...
So it was same back home and it will be the same again tomorrow mourning. I did not realise that I had left it behind until the exact moment that the ticket guy asked me and... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409354031 | 1409357169 | t3_2eynez | t5_2to41 | 15 | goliegirl2012: TIFU by opening my mouth
I'll keep this short and sweet. My mom gets home from work and says okay I'm going to take a shower. I open my dumbass mouth and say "okay have fun, don't drop the soap". I say this to all my friends when they say they're taking a shower, and I forgot I was talking to my mom. She... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1409358224 | 1409415256 | t3_2eyti3 | t5_2to41 | 181 | tifuactress: TIFU by forgetting I'm an actress and kicking the director in the nuts.
Throwaway because NDA's and privacy and stuff.
So I'm an actress. You could argue that's my first fuck-up -- not exactly a lucrative career for 99% of us. However, I recently got cast in a decently high-profile supporting role that ha... | 6 | 30.166667 | |
1409359159 | 1409453258 | t3_2eyut9 | t5_2to41 | 9,262 | enolja: TIFU: By Smiling at a Girl on the Bus
This happened yesterday, so if you're out there bus girl, I want you to know. It's not what you think.
Yesterday after working a grueling shift at the old internet mines (I'm a network engineer). I got on the bus to go home just like always. Ahead of me in line is a young... | 16 | 578.875 | |
1409360740 | 1409584881 | t3_2eywxf | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a creepy 5th grader
As the title suggests, this happened years ago when I was a mere 10 years old, but it gives people a good laugh so I tell it, despite the cringe I do each time.
So, backstory: I was a relatively weird child. I kept to myself for the most part, and style was lost on me. An e... | 9 | 14 | |
1409362391 | 1409363090 | t3_2eyz7r | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU.. by not knowing my friend's mom was in the hospital
I'm an avid reader of reddit, however, this is my first time posting, and I just made this account a few hours ago.
The typical way of starting this off would be mentioning the fact this didn't exactly happen today, which in my case like many others,... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1409362599 | 1409365659 | t3_2eyzis | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by second guessing myself on the train.
So there I was, on the subway in Washington, D.C. about noonish or one in the afternoon and here comes this extremely handsome, white guy. He looked about 30ish, short, pretty, black hair and was shuffling through some papers in a manila folder - seemed to be memo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409365368 | 1409406687 | t3_2ez39n | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally peeing off a condom while ejaculating in a prostitute NSFW
yeah..this happened 3 years ago
so im in south america on business. left the office on time, so i do what i always do.. proceed to get drunk in the hotel bar.. after about 4 hours, i see a co-worker ( on a separate work trip)
we ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1409365622 | 1409440620 | t3_2ez3ke | t5_2to41 | 18 | fastestPig: TIFU by letter my step-daughter use my "porn-browser". [NSFW]
I get home, my back hurts and I'm about to lay down. Step-daughter, age 21, figuring I will fall asleep watching tv asks if she can order her text books right now. I log in to my laptop and hand it to her while I go do something else. I come ... | 3 | 6 | |
1409367027 | 1409517223 | t3_2ez5e2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | silly_daniel: TIFU by messaging my roommate on OkCupid
Be me an awkward nerdy 18 year old male.
My roommate "Sarah" is a grad student.
We really don't do anything together. But, I feel that we've been on pretty good terms.
On the day she moved in, which was about a month ago, we went with one of her friends "Jill" t... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1409368642 | 1409368944 | t3_2ez7fa | t5_2to41 | 28 | comcast-fa-throwaway: TIFU by making a false advertising claim against Comcast
Throwaway just in case.
A couple of weeks ago I made a false advertising claim to the FCC against Comcast for their "fastest in-home WiFi" bullshit. Fast forward to today. A representative from Comcast calls and leaves a message on my paren... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1409372167 | 1409431175 | t3_2ezbqb | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping a bag of coke in front of a coworker.
Not sure what else to say.
Was at the bar, with other coworkers (who partake) when one of the engineers stopped in. I pull my phone out of my pocket, and he says "arn, you dropped something" pointing at a little ziplock bag with white powder, at my f... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1409372087 | 1409410866 | t3_2ezbm6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by fingering a girl at lunch [NSFW]
TIFU- This happened 5 years ago when i was a freashmen in high school. It all started in an AIM chatroom with my best friend which he will be called “S", and our friend female friend which i will call “L”. We were all really close friends, and this was a group or horn... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1409372896 | 1409618865 | t3_2ezcln | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught smelling my finger
Today I made up my mind that I was gonna go down on my girlfriend for the first time. I finger her for a good while then decide its time, but first I decide to participate in the finger stink check (the first time I ever fingered her I fucked up by telling her that v... | 5 | 9 | |
1409373782 | 1409400953 | t3_2ezdl8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | underground_pilot: TIFU by calling out a girls boob job *cringe warning*
Over a decade ago when I was in my sexual and irresponsible prime.. Dated a girl for a few months, she was really sweet but I crashed and burned early on and never made a full recovery.
Friends introduce us. My friend tells me upfront that she's ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1409373447 | 1409453526 | t3_2ezd8b | t5_2to41 | 88 | 409IsTheBestDessert: TIFU by agreeing to a bunny play date
My friend and I both have male bunnies and she brought hers over for a play date today. Simply put, her bunny analy raped my bunny and its forever unclean.
alidra47: maybe yours is actually a girl bunny and now you are going to have baby bunnies.
409IsTheBestD... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1409379124 | 1409495521 | t3_2ezj8t | t5_2to41 | 726 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to the girls restroom
For background, I'm a guy who's 16 and I have PE with a girl who's been flirting with me. She's the cheerleader captain and is in my grade (junior). We'll call her Zoey. In our PE class we have units and switch every month. This month we have physical fitness (stair cl... | 11 | 66 | |
1409380263 | 1409746457 | t3_2ezkay | t5_2to41 | 35 | icecadavers: TIFU by forgetting I was in public [NSFW]
Let me preface this by saying that I am a naturally loud person. Pair that with the fact that I work in a loud environment and also lose control of my volume when I get excited about something and ultimately I can land myself in some embarrassing situations. Today,... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1409380901 | 1409422873 | t3_2ezkvd | t5_2to41 | 228 | Whatd-I-Miss: TIFU by sending my gf a hot picture of herself.
I am staying with my girlfriend at her apartment. It is kinda late, so we are just lounging around on her bed with the tv on. We are drinking, and are dressed comfortably. I am wearing pajama pants and a t-shirt, while she is wearing athletic shorts and a sp... | 6 | 38 | |
1409380224 | 1409384479 | t3_2ezk9m | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thatmicrothrowaway: TIFU by spending my parents bank account on microtransactions
So let me start off with while english is my primary language im a bit shaken at the moment and english is my worst subject. To set a little back story on this i have a bit of depression and i am/had an awful time in high school i am 18 y... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1409380717 | 1409384974 | t3_2ezkp1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | iAmBobbus: TIFU by not tightening my friends lugnuts
Tl;Dr : TIFU by forgetting to tighten my friends lug nuts after I changed his cars' brakes while he drove for 20 miles.
Today I got a call from a friend asking if I could change his brakes on his car for him. So he rolls over to my house and his brake pads are diggi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409384402 | 1409384938 | t3_2eznu6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | carrote: TIFU trying to give my girlfriend over facetime
It was late at night while my girlfriend and I were studying together on facetime. She was stressing out about her work that was due so I thought it'd cute and comforting if I sent her a kiss over facetime. As I leaned in closer towards the camera to give her a s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409384420 | 1409388721 | t3_2eznuu | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kitsune_San: TIFU by trying to be honest (little league of legends context)
So, fuck up was from yesterday, but all of this started like 3 or 4 days ago. I'm League of Legends player who wants to have fun playing games (mostly ranked games) with normal people. I thought i had managed to find a normal person. Until yest... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1409385388 | 1409401150 | t3_2ezoly | t5_2to41 | 13 | MarathonCon: TIFU By talking about reddit at school
So everybody was normal, the three involved I shall call Burns, Eales and Taylor. So we were using the iPad to see the geography of countries we want to live in. Burns says "I want to live in the porn house", I say "Well look at some houses on HousePorn" and as I was ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1409380838 | 1409477385 | t3_2ezkt0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get a Ke$ha song out of my head.
I'm a merchandiser so I look after 50 - 70 different stores that carry my companys products. I have quite a bit of freedom when it comes to my displays.
A fortnight ago I had a Ke$ha song stuck in my head, the one where the [music video](http://www.youtube... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1409387576 | 1409388924 | t3_2ezq7x | t5_2to41 | 9 | babynecro: TIFU by wanting to go to Ireland
Much like a lot of these, this didn't actually happen today, but a year ago.
I used to frequent this hookah lounge in my town pretty regularly, enough to know all the waitresses, then I left for a job. On one of the occasions of my monthly returns one of the waitresses, part... | 3 | 3 | |
1409385754 | 1409389637 | t3_2ezowh | t5_2to41 | 18 | f0rscienceyoumonster: TIFU by almost beating my parents' friend with a broom
this happened last year, but nonetheless, it's probably my favorite fuck up to this day.
it was the day before thanksgiving 2013, and my parents thought it would be a good time to go get some last minute foodstuffs for dinner the next da... | 3 | 6 | |
1409377758 | 1409433862 | t3_2ezhv1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheTrueJudgeDredd: TIFU by answering a call at work.
So this actually did not happen to me today, but my fiancee just told me this about her day @ 10:20 8/29/2014.
She works at a fabric store here in the Portland area, and she is a customer service rep.
Ok Reddit, here we go.
So, she was returning from break this e... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409388943 | 1409474009 | t3_2ezrbi | t5_2to41 | 69 | Music_Saves: TIFU by ripping out my pubic hair with my bare hands
This I think should be here, but could be more aptly named Today I realized I AM FUCKED UP. I was sitting on my bed after a shower and noticed my scrotum sitting where it usually is covered with a bunch of inch long hairs. I, for whatever reason, decided... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1409390002 | 1409450513 | t3_2ezs3a | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU: By trying to scare my girlfriend
TIFU just a couple of hours ago. Me and my girlfriend were walking around at a mall waiting for a movie showtime. Before the movie started, we decided we would use the bathroom, so we went walking from the part of the mall that we were at to the theater's restrooms. As ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1409400905 | 1409440925 | t3_2f00lw | t5_2to41 | 21 | AppleCherryWater: TIFU by taking a screenshot in public
So I was browsing reddit while on the bus. A girl sat across from me. I saw a cool post on reddit and wanted to read it later so i took a screenshot. Unfortunately i didn't turn of the sound so my phone made a loud "Snap"-Sound. I was holding my camera in the dire... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1409403552 | 1409428123 | t3_2f02yk | t5_2to41 | 30 | vocom: TIFU by peeing on the beach at night.
Lightning struck. It didn't strike me but it lit up the sky and a couple of crab hunters witnessed my exposed area.
BDCanuck: So did they find any... crabs?
yliu1021: Asking the important questions
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1409387363 | 1409444618 | t3_2ezq1b | t5_2to41 | 38 | XxJefferyxX: TIFU and my reactions failed me
TIFU. So I have just returned home from university for a few weeks. While back home I have been helping out on my parents dairy farm with milking and what have you. During milking this afternoon I fucked up. We were about half way through the milking and all was going well. ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1409405491 | 1417741641 | t3_2f04z2 | t5_2to41 | 7,522 | DroppersShrugMart: TIFU by telling my girlfriend to leave the vegetables at home.
I was visiting So. Cal with my girlfriend of two years and we decided to make a trip to Disneyland for the day. That morning, she had packed us a nice lunch with lots of veggies and healthy shit. I had no objection to eating healthy for o... | 13 | 578.615385 | |
1409406274 | 1409408748 | t3_2f05vl | t5_2to41 | 26 | Pyronato: TIFU by Grabbing my Binder with One Hand and Dropping a Worksheet
I fucked up yesterday, big time.
My High school is a total Non-cheating Nazi, if they find out a student cheats on a quiz, exam, or homework. There will be harsh consequences for anyone caught cheating or giving information about tests/quizzes... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1409406131 | 1409446943 | t3_2f05p4 | t5_2to41 | 118 | JediShark: TIFU by forgetting about a bra in a duffle bag.
TIFU by forgetting about a bra in a duffle bag.
My fiance and I are getting married tomorrow at her parents house in Maine. She's the most amazing woman I have ever met, and I truly feel like the luckiest guy in the world. So on Sunday, my fiance was packing... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1409408152 | 1409465824 | t3_2f083r | t5_2to41 | 290 | Jrmikulec: Tifu by Kentucky Bobsleding
I had some friends over last night and we, being 17, got to the point at 11 o'clock where anything stupid is fun. So we settled on wagoning. I have this huge offroad wagon with air filled tires and a handle in the front to steer it. My neighborhood is hilly, so we spent the night ... | 6 | 48.333333 | |
1409407310 | 1409445941 | t3_2f072t | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sadpriest12321: TIFU by offering church services for the needy and ruining a neighbourhood.
Hello! I run a small church in a Canadian town of about 100,000 people. My church has about 500 members so we are a medium sized church. Our town has a large homeless population that is commonly brutalised by the police and the ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409409875 | 1409510241 | t3_2f0aec | t5_2to41 | 17 | roodpart: TIFU: I drove into a secure prison by accident.
Went to March train station road was closed... so mum said oh turn down this road and follow... drive past a under cover police car and then into HM Whitemoor Prison... turn around then pulled over then another car turns up and blocks us in searches the outside ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1409411240 | 1409417314 | t3_2f0ceq | t5_2to41 | 4 | wont_give_no_kreddit: TIFU by not being cautious at work
This happened a week ago. So I work at this job on the academic institution where I study. This is the easiest job ever, a dream job for the people who like to browse the web all day. At work, I only have to do little to no activity at all, the remainder of the t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409408519 | 1409508684 | t3_2f08l0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | FARTBOX_DESTROYER: TIFU by inadvertently convincing my very conservative father that I was gay.
Not actually today but probably 10 years ago.
So when I was about 15ish, my friends convinced me to sneak out of the house for some teenage shenanigans. It went well. Only, when I came home I had forgotten to put the bug sc... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1409413277 | 1409413683 | t3_2f0fd0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | MyPenisBurnsBad: TIFU by pouring Frank's Red Hot sauce down my urethra in an attempt to prank my girlfriend by making "spicy semen".
TheBigNate416: This is either made up or you are a complete idiot
MyPenisBurnsBad: Complete idiot is the one. Oh god.
But what, you never had a prank backfire?
TheBigNate416: I've nev... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1409413348 | 1409569658 | t3_2f0fgz | t5_2to41 | 21 | sore_vagina: TIFU by getting my first Brazilian wax done on the cheap
Throwaway because fuck my life.
I'm going travelling for a month, and thought it'd save me a lot of hassle if i just go and get everything waxed. I've had my legs and eyebrows waxed before - fine. Underarms and vagina waxing are new to me though.
I... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1409414601 | 1409424150 | t3_2f0h9m | t5_2to41 | 9 | DracoRiff: TIFU by confronting my mum regarding her bias against me
So, being the eldest daughter alongside 3 sons in an Asian family is no good at all. I'm typically treated like an extra, an experiment where my parents test methods to properly raise their kids.
When my brothers were born, my mum left me in the care... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1409414214 | 1409443684 | t3_2f0gpm | t5_2to41 | 136 | rap_mein: TIFU thanks to Rosetta Stone
So, English is my first language, and I'm also fairly proficient in French, since I took a French course in school from 5th through 11th grade. But I never learned Spanish, unless you count the absolute joke that is elementary school Spanish. If you're talking about colors or clot... | 6 | 22.666667 | |
1409413751 | 1409426584 | t3_2f0g17 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling to a solicitor
I heard someone knock on the door, and thought it was my family. I yelled "It's unlocked!" , No answer. Upon opening the door, I see a door-to-door salesman, asking about the homeowner. So now some creep knows that our door was unlocked, and I'm terrified of being robbed now.
a... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409413921 | 1409463763 | t3_2f0gad | t5_2to41 | 142 | violettes: TIFU by letting my mother tie our dog to the propane tank.
Unlike many TIFUs, this occurred today, on this lovely summer morning. After returning from the dog park with two incredibly muddy dogs, I proceeded to bathe our 80 lb Golden Retriever puppy, whilst my mother bathed our 8 lb Maltese. Needless to sa... | 4 | 35.5 | |
1409420188 | 1409432536 | t3_2f0pd9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling girls douche-bags
Apologies in advance for any dodgy formatting, I'm a lurker and this is my first account, also worth noting I failed English in high school.
Now technically this happened several years ago but it wasn't until today that I realised my screw up. It doesn't really matter much ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409419553 | 1409452865 | t3_2f0oe1 | t5_2to41 | 38 | throwaway3point1: TIFU by referring to "Anchorman" at the wrong time.
So my girlfriend and I were staying at a campsite that, due to geography, is mostly used by white people. This campground also had a cool old wooden shipwreck. Naturally, being Ron Burgundy fans, we started referring to the ship as [“Diversity.”](h... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1409422871 | 1409464643 | t3_2f0tft | t5_2to41 | 198 | Muxtor: TIFU by cumming all over the place at work.
In my office I work a shift that ends at 10:00 PM. (It's a 24 hour call center. I'm not in the call center but my department stays until 10:00 PM). Two nights a week I am the only one who works after 8:00 PM, and I am the only one in this part of the office. Nobody ev... | 7 | 28.285714 | |
1409419410 | 1409485632 | t3_2f0o6p | t5_2to41 | 40 | firstdayfuckup: TIFU: by showing my new lab mate Windows 8 live tiles
Some new friends and I were out for drinks last night. The evening was going great and we had all been talking and laughing for a couple of hours at this point.
Now, the girl sitting across from me is my soon-to-be mentor for a research project I'm... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1409425684 | 1409592781 | t3_2f0xqj | t5_2to41 | 11 | I-Am-Ashamed-Of-It: TIFU by showing my friend my home-made sex doll (in the likeness of a co-worker).
There is a female co-worker of mine who I find to be very attractive and charming.
I bought a mannequin from ebay. What I do every month or so is buy up a bunch of deli meat in bulk, and I line the mannequin with the... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1409425023 | 1409443328 | t3_2f0wpp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom I was high.
This fuck up was actually yesterday.
A couple of friends and I wanted to go to the Swapmeet to try and find some stuff we needed. We smoke a joint before we get there, then we smoke another in the parking lot of the place. We get down and one of my friends asked if we kn... | 3 | 3 | |
1409418512 | 1409444179 | t3_2f0mvx | t5_2to41 | 11 | PinkPrep: TIFU:by not taking the bed restraints off the bed...
Me and my boyfriend live just us and our pets.We are a young couple, that do what young people do. We don't have many people over or at least people that would go into our room. But the other day I had my sister (18) over to spend the night with me while my... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1409427256 | 1409428867 | t3_2f104m | t5_2to41 | 158 | jbrown1477: NSFWish. TIFU by playing with a pig.
I work at an animal center and two days ago we got a pig impounded. I decided to go play with it for a little bit. I sat down with the little guy and he started playing by pushing his nose into me. No big deal. I sat down to get on his level and that was where I fucked u... | 3 | 52.666667 | |
1409428748 | 1409452780 | t3_2f12c7 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Adamantium_JEB: TIFU by not locking up my stuff at the campsite at the Dave Mathews Band concert
Sooo my bud had an extra ticket for DMB camping trip this Labor Day weekend at the Gorge Amphitheater. Got roped into last minute. Figured it would be fun.
Got in last night, set up camp about 12 of us total, all buddie... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1409424927 | 1409447176 | t3_2f0wka | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheBull585: TIFU by drinking 1.5L of apple juice!
This actually happened yesterday, but due to rule 10, I've posted it today.
Anyway...
I work at a supermarket, who shall remain nameless. I was meant to be working an 8 hour shift from 12 noon to 8pm. It got to 5pm and I was pretty shattered and ready for my break. I ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409428868 | 1409435997 | t3_2f12jd | t5_2to41 | 45 | Nokinokia: TIFU by trying to be like my friend.
It wasn't today, more when I was in grade six.
So when I was younger I had a friend who was two years older than I was and I always sort of looked up to her. She was actually really immature and kind of a bad influence but you don't know that when you're 12. One day she... | 3 | 15 | |
1409430522 | 1409549588 | t3_2f14z7 | t5_2to41 | 147 | Jetting: TIFU By Edging for too long
In case you're unfamiliar, "edging" is the term used to describe masturbating to a certain point and then stopping right before climax, only to resume again to near climax, then stopping for another break. It teaches discipline in terms of making it easier to not blow your load too... | 9 | 16.333333 | |
1409430043 | 1409508409 | t3_2f14a7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | HopelessSemantic: TIFU by procrastinating about my birth control.
No, I'm not pregnant. Well, actually, it's possible, but that's not related to this particular fuckup. Moving on.
So, I've had Mirena for the past five years. It was due to get taken out in late July. So I called shortly before it was supposed to be tak... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1409429982 | 1409464971 | t3_2f146h | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to steal bugspray from WalMart
Alright so i go over to my friends house couple days ago he lives by a walmart. Walking distance. So after we plan on buying some pot later that night, we go and buy some cigarrillos from the local liquer shop. After that we (me and 3 others) go get a bite to eat... | 3 | -0.666667 |
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