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1409431828 | 1409536309 | t3_2f16v9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | The-Mental-Patient: TIFU by holding in my poop for 5 days
Alright so this actually happened when I was in second or third grade. I used to have a bad habit when I was a kid of not going to the bathroom when I felt that I needed to go. The reasoning behind this (Freud logic aside) is that I would always be involved in s... | 4 | 5 | |
1409368000 | 1409522126 | t3_2ez6me | t5_2to41 | 2 | SolKool: TIFU by raging after getting a wrong ebay order.
So I was looking for a film protection for my iPad and realized that it would be cheaper to order them online, since I live in the middle of nowhere and electronics and such are really overpriced. I looked at ebay at an awesome offer from China and since I have ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409433292 | 1409967991 | t3_2f18wl | t5_2to41 | 6 | parker2020: TIFU by asking a girl for a second chance....
Sorry I've been busy all week but things have been going down hill fast with her...
So last sunday I decided to finally talk to a girl that I've liked for a while on the phone. I thought she licked me too so my plan was to ask her out on the phone rather than ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1409434886 | 1409466022 | t3_2f1b81 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: tifu by thinking my aunt's sister was her dead mom
A few months ago, my family went to Texas, to my cousin's wedding. I spent all morning with my aunt Kim, helping set everything up and so by the time we got to the wedding, I was exhausted. Anyway, I walk in and the first person I see is a woman that I can o... | 3 | 5 | |
1409435792 | 1409466467 | t3_2f1cgg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally telling my father that I drink
I think this must be the most stereotypical TIFU post ever posted on this sub, but I'm gonna post it anyway.
This weekend my near and extended family have been staying at a hotel to go hiking and to climb some mountains. This includes my father and his br... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409439220 | 1409442564 | t3_2f1hbe | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cracklicker: Tifu by licking a carpet rock
Today I was enjoying my lazy Saturday afternoon when I spied a small reddish crystal in my carpet, for some stupid fucking reason I decided to lick it.
The spot on my tongue where I licked it went slightly numb, so I took a bigger lick. Yup, it's crack. So I threw it off my ... | 3 | 3 | |
1409439753 | 1409457431 | t3_2f1i29 | t5_2to41 | 49 | ChEbrewdog: TIFU by shaving my balls with a cheap razor
I'll keep try to keep this short.
I am in Austin, Texas for some business the past few days and packed my normal toiletries. Toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, shampoo/bodywash, deodorant, and my trusty trimmer. I opted to not pack my razor because I wouldn't need to... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1409439820 | 1409442116 | t3_2f1i54 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ba1anc3: TIFU By having sex on the living room floor with my gf while her daughter slept upstairs. (NSFW)
So I didn't know where to post this and it is somewhat of a fuck up but quite honestly I feel like I took one for the team.
So today I fucked up by having sex with my gf on the living room floor while her daughte... | 3 | 1 | |
1409440681 | 1409441703 | t3_2f1jak | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the microwave on
So let me just start off by saying, this did indeed happen about 20 minutes ago.
After a few days of lingering arguments with the Ms., I decided to be a good partner. I had a perfect night planned out for her when she got home from work. I bought some flowers, chocolate, an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409440621 | 1409466326 | t3_2f1j74 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating before I lost my virginity
Bear with me as this is my first story I'm sharing with you guys.
So this happened last night and I feel awful.
I've been dating my girlfriend for about 6 months and we're both virgins, so we were both obviously nervous about doing the deed. We both decided ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1409440282 | 1409513328 | t3_2f1irh | t5_2to41 | 6 | _cuntbossthrowaway: TIFU: By walking out of work
Today (well, friday) I fucked up because I walked out of work in a rage. For context I work in a restaurant. Basically, I was working a 12-12 shift with an hour break whenever my boss decided. I was gradually feeling more and more poorly as my shift went on. I told one b... | 3 | 2 | |
1409442434 | 1409541597 | t3_2f1lok | t5_2to41 | 790 | VirginNightThrowaway: TIFU - My Virgin Night Story - Haven't heard one to beat it yet. Happened more than a decade ago, but someone said this belonged here. (Posted first in /r/gonewildstories - not that NSFW)
###My Virgin Night Story
Throwaway because I've told this story to a few folks. I trust them not to identify... | 12 | 65.833333 | |
1409442332 | 1409444273 | t3_2f1liz | t5_2to41 | 12 | helloivecoveredwars1: TIFU by lying to a girl over something ridiculous
To be fair, this actually wasn't today but more like half a year ago. Oh well.
This past school year I met a girl on the first day, I won't say her real name so let's just call her Brittany. Now Brittany and I hit it off pretty quickly, and became... | 3 | 4 | |
1409442092 | 1409495855 | t3_2f1l7t | t5_2to41 | 4 | AcceleratorMan: TIFU by accelerating instead of stopping the car
Today my dad and I went grocery shopping and after
we placed the groceries in the car my dad told me I should drive the car to the house (apartment complex). I still have my driver permit but driving in traffic was not the problem. I reach the apartment a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409445715 | 1409446965 | t3_2f1q3c | t5_2to41 | 16 | not_lewis: TIFU: driving for the first time
So two days ago I spent 4 hours at the D.M.V. getting my permit. My mom said I could go driving Saturday, the first day of labor day weekend. Its Saturday, and I ask to go driving. We go, my Mom goes over all the parts of the car and how to use them, and we drive around awh... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1409446242 | 1409487363 | t3_2f1qsc | t5_2to41 | 949 | daedriKARMAr: TIFU by letting a dog lick my period blood.
Just got out of the shower to wash the blood and shame off of me and decided to post this.
I have been running errands all day and taking care of a relative, so my mind has been a bit preoccupied. And, you guessed it, I am on my period. So right before I take ... | 7 | 135.571429 | |
1409447713 | 1409510004 | t3_2f1soq | t5_2to41 | 3,258 | jsefff: TIFU by making the right choice
A couple nights ago I went to a party, and since I don't have my driver's license yet, my mom had to drive me there. The whole car ride to my friend's house she lectured me about not drinking and not doing drugs and whatnot. I patiently waited silently through the whole speech, a... | 19 | 171.473684 | |
1409447713 | 1409502289 | t3_2f1sor | t5_2to41 | 22 | Iamfuckinstupid: Tifu by accidentally slicing my cousin
So today I really fucked up. I fucked up so bad that I made this account just to tell this crazy shit. God I don't know what I was thinking. So I was cooking some steak in the kitchen. By cooking I mean I microwaved leftovers. Anyway with steak obviously you have ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1409449785 | 1409467687 | t3_2f1vc4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Sasslefrassy: TIFU by letting my mother look at the stuff on my shelf....NSFW
So, I was getting ready for going out to dinner with my boyfriend and his family, and my mother barged into my room to look at my outfit and look at the various objects on my shelf... earlier in the day I had left my glass buttplug out after ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1409449323 | 1409503937 | t3_2f1uqh | t5_2to41 | 1,944 | TheRealDynamoScotch: TIFU By explaining how penises work to my date instead of picking up on her innuendo. (NSFW)
Flash-back seven years ago to when I was but a sophomore in college, a sexually-uninitiated virgin who had kissed only three other girls, each time being confused as to what to do with my hands during make-... | 15 | 129.6 | |
1409443434 | 1409501751 | t3_2f1n20 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Roman_Statuesque: TIFU playing airsoft in the woods.
So a bit over a year ago in May of 2013 I was invited by one of my friends to go play airsoft. Another friend and I had shot at each other before but this was my first time going to a more serious event. After we got there we joined the several dozen other people at ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1409452676 | 1409484105 | t3_2f1yzv | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by shitting my pants
So I work at a golf course, on the weekends we have a grill on the 9th tee. And the nearest bathrooms are the Club house's bathroom which is around 150 yards away. The only possible way to get there is if you call someone on the walkie talkie, and ask them to come for you. But thi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1409450683 | 1409498325 | t3_2f1wfc | t5_2to41 | 136 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a pool party and blowing my cover
Like many TIFU posts, this happened a while ago, during my first year of college. A few weeks into the semester, I met a cute guy who mentioned he was minoring in Russian, my first language. I offered to tutor him and gave him my number. A few days later, he... | 3 | 45.333333 | |
1409440299 | 1409465137 | t3_2f1is7 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Dfenct: TIFU by Not Properly Saying Hello to My Grandpa
Alright, so I wanna start this whole thing off by saying that this isn't the average sex-filled FU or anything sex-related in the first place, but an emotional trip I've been taking for a few years and have only told two people about before posting this. So let's... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1409452329 | 1409483066 | t3_2f1yk6 | t5_2to41 | 97 | Baggyballs: TIFU By ordering a textbook on Amazon (kinda NSFW)
Happened about 20 minutes ago...
So I need a textbook for an online college course, and the cheapest option I found was to rent it on my Kindle. My dad offers to pay for it, so I pull up Amazon and have him enter his credit card info on my laptop.
After o... | 10 | 9.7 | |
1409454545 | 1409460430 | t3_2f21hd | t5_2to41 | 4 | Maestrust: TIFU by signing into my brother's iPad
Back in March / April, my MacBook Pro was undergoing maintenance for the second time in two years, and I logged into my brother's iPad thinking it'd be a convenient way to not only check iMessage but also email and keep up with some online school work.
Some quick backg... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1409453182 | 1409528138 | t3_2f1zod | t5_2to41 | 44 | OStateDeadHead: TIFU by not looking where I was going while riding my bike.
Today I Fucked Up
So my university has a really big college football program. Today being gameday, there were thousands of people in and around campus. All of friends were out of town so I decided to skip the game and go to the gym. I only liv... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1409454427 | 1409559970 | t3_2f21bv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mookieyomu: TIFU by being caught by mom when masturbing
First of all sorry for my bad English , I only learn it since June...
It happen like 4 months ago. I was In my parent's home for five days and I was lonely , my mom was at the swimming pool and my dad is a farmer so he work a lot.
Then , after playing some music... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1409443621 | 1409496586 | t3_2f1nb5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | wcrisler: TIFU by using an artificial gas mask...
This happened today...and it's Saturday, so yeah I guess this is legal as it involves poop, but not mine.
So it was 5:00 today and I wanted to go grab some dinner before the big game (Clemson Vs. UGA) started at 5:30, so I went and grabbed a meal from, let's call it X... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409458028 | 1409502605 | t3_2f25qb | t5_2to41 | 281 | DreamTherapy: TIFU by walking in on my mom's naked friend
Bit of background, I have known this woman since I was a tot, and she has been my mom's friend since before that. This TIFU happened a few years ago at a Summer Resort me and my family go to every summer. This particular time, mom's friend (lets call her patty) ... | 4 | 70.25 | |
1409459062 | 1409501088 | t3_2f26ya | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not answering my phone.
I applied to a bunch of jobs today. And so at about 9:50, I get a call from a number I don't recognize. However, at the worst possible time, I don't hear it.
It was probably an employer. I didn't notice they called until about half an hour later. I call back an no one answers... | 4 | 1 | |
1409462880 | 1409467703 | t3_2f2b11 | t5_2to41 | 15 | McBritish: TIFU by yelling at a shopping cart (NSFW for language)
After a long day two friends and I were heading to WinCo (A local supermarket) as our final chore because we were beginning to eat healthier.
We had just pulled into the parking lot, and as 3 younger guys usually are, we were pretty loud and random yell... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409463711 | 1409517549 | t3_2f2bvm | t5_2to41 | 490 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity with my mother's best friend.
Now let me preface this by saying that I feel like shit because of this. I come from a VERY conservative family; we are expected to meet certain standards, all family members are extremely religious, no sex before marriage, etc. etc.
Oh, and I basic... | 5 | 98 | |
1409463736 | 1409503513 | t3_2f2bwo | t5_2to41 | 13 | LakesideHerbology: TIFU by leaving my side door unlocked.
I didn't specifically fuck up today...but today is when I noticed...
My girlfriend and I share a lovely house. The logistics of locking every door, every day, every time that we leave has made us inconsistent concerning security. We just left shit open to ensur... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1409464678 | 1409542830 | t3_2f2ctm | t5_2to41 | 27 | jbh007: TIFU by being honest about my breakup
A few weeks ago, I went to a party I got invited to via a mutual friend of both me and my ex. I knew my ex was going, and I was initially hesitant when I saw the guy he cheated on me with was going to, but decided not to prove to my ex that I was making decisions based on h... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1409467326 | 1409511356 | t3_2f2f7z | t5_2to41 | 56 | ifuckedup6: TIFU by Donating my Weed to Lifeline
This fuck up first kicked off two weeks ago. After a good weekend of smoking bud with my friends, I returned home in search of the perfect hiding place for my leftover goods. With my parents visiting my room often, I had to make sure my stash would never be found. I was ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1409470188 | 1409473679 | t3_2f2hih | t5_2to41 | 4 | Electriranger: TIFU by staying up and reading things I shouldn't read XD
CraiGT70: See the problem with this post is that everyone does that and therefore it lacks the shock value that produces the laughs. It's also so jumbled and half-assed that people who relate to it won't give a shit.
Also XD (o_O) hahaha so funy... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409472053 | 1409510749 | t3_2f2iy9 | t5_2to41 | 301 | OnlyMySofaPullsOut: TIFU: The story of when I took Old Dirty bastard to buy crack in Boston.
Here's the story about the night I fucked up by agreeing to take Old Dirty Bastard to buy crack in Boston. All of my friends/former co-workers bust the fuck up every time I tell it to someone new. So here you folks go:
I used... | 5 | 60.2 | |
1409460513 | 1409504087 | t3_2f28hw | t5_2to41 | 1 | dafozz: TIFU not pooing when I had the urge.
Last night I decided to go for a run, so I donned the running shoes and headed on out the door. As I was locking up I had to make the vital decision wether to please my urge to take a crap or to just go after my jog. Well I decided to go for the latter. I was about a kilomet... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1409475949 | 1409591658 | t3_2f2lmz | t5_2to41 | 3,813 | Tinytimsthrowawaytit: TIFU by sleeping with a girl on the first date and stealing her panties
A few years back I'd hooked up with a girl at a party but didn't manage to seal the deal. A few weeks later she invites me up to her place to go on a 'proper date'. It's a little distance away, so it takes me a couple hours to... | 16 | 238.3125 | |
1409478957 | 1409504516 | t3_2f2nnj | t5_2to41 | 56 | Nakohago: TIFU by choosing Pokemon over pussy [Slightly NSFW - Themes]
This happened back around the release date of pokemon X/Y (October 25, 2013). There was this girl who had been trying repeatedly to pass hints that she was interested in me. At the time, I was interested in another girl, so I ignored them.
I was po... | 4 | 14 | |
1409477960 | 1409497751 | t3_2f2mzs | t5_2to41 | 9 | oreycookies: TIFU by talking trash about a taxi drivers playlist
Hi r/tifu!
First time poster so be gentle :)
Okay here goes. Today, my SO and I were heading to my grandfather's place for some Sunday lunch and we decide to take a taxi instead of the car since gas is pretty expensive here.
Most cabs usually play o... | 3 | 3 | |
1409481299 | 1409504910 | t3_2f2p83 | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my penis in a fan
Just got off a late night at work, figured I'd grab a pint of vodka to end the night right. About 2:00am after getting sufficiently buzzed, I decided to have a fap.
My fan in my room wasn't blowing as well as it should since the cover was full of dust. So I removed it about ... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1409484388 | 1409528679 | t3_2f2rhj | t5_2to41 | 21 | secret__tunnel: TIFU by leaving my bedroom door open.
So I've been sleeping on my sofa for the past week as my room was quite messy and I've been ill. I was planning on clearing up said messy room once I was better, then sleeping in there again.
For the past few days my mum has been commenting on the fact that she can ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1409487476 | 1409488310 | t3_2f2tz5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating top Ramon inebriated and putting the ripped flavoring packet in my pocket....
It was the year of our lord, 2014. This story happen last Friday, so about a week ago. Just a heads up to all my friendly reddittors, I am drunk. Thus will 'cause many and I mean many grammar and spelling mi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1409489173 | 1409507045 | t3_2f2via | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my dick out with my mom in the room
So, not too long ago, I was sleeping in my room watching Liar Liar. Well, actually, I wasn't watching it at all. It was background noise to ward off my parents (who are down the other side of my house), while I jerked off to some porno. My pants were down at... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1409489683 | 1409532708 | t3_2f2vx8 | t5_2to41 | 193 | Mrdrunkenbatman: TIFU by watching Natalie Portman audition the finger puppets 3 times.
Thor the dark world is on tv and reminded me of something that happened.
A while ago I was watching black* swan for the first time, the room was pretty dark and I was watching it with the sound turned up.
In one scene Natalie Portma... | 5 | 38.6 | |
1409490493 | 1409492914 | t3_2f2wn0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | sallymayblues: [TIFU] and let my husband do the paperwork and name our first son <Megatron>.
This is not happening. It's not real and I refuse to believe that our boy is a Transormer. My husband has always been a gambler and has a spontaneous personality. Over the years I got used to his quirks and now know what ... | 3 | 7 | |
1409497120 | 1409498171 | t3_2f33sp | t5_2to41 | 16 | female_redditor_pmme: TIFU by making a terrible joke about a classmate coming out.
I'll keep it short and sweet.
So a kid in my senior class came out via English paper to his class a few days ago. So it spurred a huge commotion because obviously it's a big deal. When I first heard about it, I was with 5 or 6 friends, ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409492990 | 1409520201 | t3_2f2z3k | t5_2to41 | 465 | dede37: TIFU with Minty Fresh Breasts
A couple months back I was fighting a bad sinus infection. Being unable to take decongestants, I was trying all kinds of natural remedies to open my head up so I could breathe. Several friends had suggested I try peppermint oil in some fashion or another. Since I was at the end of ... | 10 | 46.5 | |
1409496440 | 1409693500 | t3_2f32xn | t5_2to41 | 3 | SurfaceThrower: TIFU by bidding too early on eBay
So, this is a pretty normal fuck up, but a fuck up none the less.
I've been looking into the Microsoft Surface Pro 3 for a while, living where I live the prices are jacked up quite a bit compared to the American counterparts. Thinking I was smart and could get it for a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409498236 | 1409506810 | t3_2f358i | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my coworkers I'm going to be homeless.
This actually happened yesterday. I had my last day at work at a restaurant I'd be working at for around a month or two. I was really liking it and everyone there seemed really nice and a made friends fast. I was really looking forward to working there f... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1409500741 | 1409622090 | t3_2f38sz | t5_2to41 | 13 | jpstudly: TIFU by sitting down at work to take a water break
So I work on board a ship, particularly on firefighting system maintenance. I was on a ship working on an extremely corroded valve on a weather deck in 109 degree weather wearing a pair of dark blue coveralls. I was getting a little light headed so I decided ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1409502370 | 1409504192 | t3_2f3bam | t5_2to41 | 15 | Powercutters: TIFU by driving my sister's car
So I'm at my sisters house for the weekend, taking time off school so I can visit a chain of university open days that are close to each other and around about the same date.
For a couple of months now I had been learning to drive and my sister had been funding me for les... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1409502893 | 1409627871 | t3_2f3c2f | t5_2to41 | 72 | wiilwaal: Tifu by telling my female crush that I loved her
So I have known this girl let's call her Jessica, for a long time. She is beginning university in a another city. Sadly for me it is known as a party school full of jocks and a whole lot of hooking up. For me, I have always liked her as a friend but gradually I... | 6 | 12 | |
1409504906 | 1652765486 | t3_2f3f5f | t5_2to41 | 24 | throwaway921334: TIFU by tripping on DXM
So I tried DXM (for those who don't know, its taking a bunch of Robitussin) last night for the second time. I've done my research regarding the dosage and legality (its legal where I live). So I took 600mg which was slated to give me a nice 3rd Plateau experience. The last time ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1409502211 | 1409585240 | t3_2f3b2i | t5_2to41 | 168 | colehole5: TIFU by running my girlfriend's dad over with a tractor
The year was 2010, placing this fuck up nearly 5 years in the past. I was a stringy adolescent -roughly 17 - and on this pleasant March day in Colorado, I was playing the role of the good boyfriend driving to my girlfriends house, flowers in tow, to con... | 4 | 42 | |
1409509574 | 1409560350 | t3_2f3ml7 | t5_2to41 | 5,030 | trippinbawlls: TIFU by sucking my own dick. NSFW
After watching a episode of Workaholics.. there was an episode when one of their co-workers would do weird stuff when he was off from work, and they wanted to get dirt on him. They decided to stalk him, and they saw him in his house sucking his own dick. I was alone at m... | 12 | 419.166667 | |
1409508193 | 1409576869 | t3_2f3kcf | t5_2to41 | 612 | a_null_situation: TIFU by getting a staircase rail stuck in my ass in front of my GF's family
Fuck me. I am dead today.
Girlfriend lives with her family still, but I've come to know her family and really love them. I hang out there all the time and periodically help her parents with their side business, so I was given... | 7 | 87.428571 | |
1409510604 | 1409524003 | t3_2f3obr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off and sharting myself.
So today, I was jerking off with headphones on so I couldn't hear anything, and my sister knocked on the door saying, “Hey I heard some moaning noises in here so I wanted to make sure you were okay” and she screamed when she saw me playing knuckleball with my meat wea... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409512550 | 1409518384 | t3_2f3ri1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by speeding up the death of my Best Friend
SA45678: One of my favorite games. Loved seeing it in a tifu spelled out from her point of view.
sfitznott: What game is it?
SA45678: The Walking Dead episode 1
sfitznott: So it is. Thanks.
TWDCLEM: ;)
sfitznott: Your post was removed a while ago anyway :P, I ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1409514241 | 1409584601 | t3_2f3u7n | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl what cuts on her arms were from
This happened yesterday at a bar and after I asked there was an awkward silence. Then her friend said "Isn't that from the pizza oven at your job" to which she replied "Oh yeah". I didn't think anything of it but said something along the lines of "What ar... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1409513171 | 1409589794 | t3_2f3sii | t5_2to41 | 754 | skullyD: TIFU by trying to shave with a 4 month old kitten nearby
My girlfriend and I adopted a little kitten about 2 1/2 months ago, his name is Simba and he is a little shitbag sometimes. He is a cute little devil demon who is willing to draw blood at any given time.
Fast forward this bitch to today.
Fresh out of t... | 4 | 188.5 | |
1409516643 | 1409524700 | t3_2f3y2v | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By making my art teacher think I'm masterminding her death
This wasn't today, but the rules say it doesn't have to be so yeah...
This was several years ago. Just a bunch of weird coincidences led to the situation. Plus I didn't really get into trouble/there wasn't a climaxed explosion at the end.
So o... | 3 | 2 | |
1409519700 | 1409539326 | t3_2f432m | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my ex's sister
So, this is my first time posting on reddit. Been lurking TIFU for quite sometime. Not quite sure if its a fuck up, but first, let me explain. I dated this girl for two years, we broke up, and now its a year later and she's got herself a new man and everything is chill for t... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1409520352 | 1409552056 | t3_2f445v | t5_2to41 | 10 | Imbicilious: TIFU by searching for leaked nudes on 4CHAN
TheSaurfangDogma: Oh please, I've been on /b/ for yearsss, its not that bad.
Also, DUDE RULES 1 AND 2 WTF.
Sataris: This... I'm not trying to be edgy but nothing on /b/ is that terrible.
273748490102838374: I used to be on 4chan and damn I used to see fetus pic... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1409426045 | 1409612114 | t3_2f0y9v | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By forgetting what to call handy-capped parking spots.
So Today me and my mom decided to go out for lunch. Her favorite restaurant is generally really crowded during lunch hour. I saw how full the parking lot was, and how empty the handy-cap parking was. I then exclaimed "wow, thats a lot of old people... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409523393 | 1409547712 | t3_2f48za | t5_2to41 | 1,028 | Put-Vodka-On-MyLiver: TIFU by agreeing to watch my overweight boss get a blowjob from the male intern.
imhereforthevotes: C'mon, you know it drips down after. He might not have been crapping.
anonagent: Uh, what? do you have a micropenis?
imhereforthevotes: Um, what? You've never gotten a sloppy blowjob?
anonagent: Uh... | 8 | 128.5 | |
1409529650 | 1409627163 | t3_2f47bz | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: She's not going to kill herself. She's just being an attention-seeking bitch.
Edit: Don't downvote the guy, sheesh.
SpectacularVernacula: But... bonus if she does go through with it. Seems like a win win from a cynical bastard like me's point of view.
[deleted]: God, that's a morbid thought x)
Dinosoarman:... | 5 | 3 | |
1411954244 | 1411975857 | t3_2hqybr | t5_2to41 | 8,935 | sloanesteel: TIFU by trying to wax my own vagina
In an effort to be sexy and save money I decided to wax my own vagina. I researched it online and watched videos and I've had them done professionally since I was 15. I figured if my Puerto Rican high school dropout bikini waxer can do it, then so can I. I took a Xanax a... | 15 | 595.666667 | |
1409525980 | 1409536187 | t3_2f4d1l | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my younger brother's piss
I have two younger brothers Joe and Tim, both have just recently taken control of the bladder-mobile and are now enjoying the luxury of pissing independently. Joe and Tim also share a room together located right next to the washroom, in spite of their recent promoti... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411964103 | 1411974581 | t3_2hrdy3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ShamedSurgery: TIFU by cutting off my penis and sewing it to my nose so I could be "Elephant Dude" as a prank.
_VisualEffects: Let the downvoting begin!
ShamedSurgery: Why?
_VisualEffects: Because we are all sick of people just posting fictional stories to TIFU.
ShamedSurgery: You've posted on my topic like 4 times, a... | 10 | 1 | |
1411943889 | 1412003874 | t3_2hqhsd | t5_2to41 | 19 | sir_bronod: TIFU by getting caught in the bedroom by my dad.
My family is pretty conservative and religious. Me and my girlfriend just came home to help my younger brother get ready for his homecoming date. When we arrived, I got a text from my mom saying that they were shopping and that they would be home in about an ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1411882912 | 1411929729 | t3_2hobpu | t5_2to41 | 156 | Anime741991: Yes my dog is basically my child. All my animals are family members
Sivalion: idk whats with the downvotes but I feel the same way..
Anime741991: Yeah Im getting down voted for my dog theoretically calling me dad. She was the runt when I got her and I had to get her early because she wasn't getting fed due... | 8 | 19.5 | |
1411940312 | 1411965176 | t3_2hqc3f | t5_2to41 | 814 | edwardsBL: TIFU by eating a ghost pepper chili
First of all, some background of the pepper. It is known as the Bhut Jolokia, it is grown in India and is known as hottest pepper in the world. People rank how hot things are on the scoville scale(AKA The how badly does your anus blaze afterwards scale) A Jalapeno is aroun... | 7 | 116.285714 | |
1411808746 | 1411870931 | t3_2hlqp4 | t5_2to41 | 5,266 | nemmalie: TIFU by snooping through my mom's cell phone
Let it be known that when I was in seventh grade, I had no idea of what personal space was, in any form. Back then, I was always very picky about maintaining my own privacy, but had no care in the world for the people's around me. I was a nosy little pest, and I ... | 12 | 438.833333 | |
1411899793 | 1411946157 | t3_2hos2j | t5_2to41 | 7,105 | m4nu: TIFU by telling a hooker I was gay
This is long but worth it, I promise. Like most TIFU, this didn't happen today. This happened three days ago.
So, I'm a 23 year old male, living in Phnom Penh, speak very little Khmer but learning. I'm very straight.
Having recently arrived in Phnom Penh, I still live at a h... | 14 | 507.5 | |
1411928355 | 1412011285 | t3_2hprix | t5_2to41 | 388 | HSBrendan: TIFU by pretending to be drunk
Like most TIFUs, this did not happen today. Unlike most TIFUs, this happened when I was in 6th grade.
A little backstory:
4 times a year, my middle school threw a sort of party for all of the students called Cougar Night, named after our mascot. It was about as lame as it g... | 9 | 43.111111 | |
1409530427 | 1409683333 | t3_2f4jgy | t5_2to41 | 558 | Slow_WhiteGuy: TIFU by sending this to my ex
That was the day I stopped drinking liquor, it just made me too smooth..
tl;dr http://imgur.com/Qgh3oCp
edit: I am a guy and I don't have any cleavage, picture is just taken from a weird angle
CocoLeFleur: How do you have cleavage while not being overweight? I'm 300lbs an... | 13 | 42.923077 | |
1411947357 | 1412003021 | t3_2hqn9r | t5_2to41 | 117 | Jaricius: TIFU by flushing an airport toilet
Like a lot of the posts on this subreddit, this didn't happen yesterday, but about 6 months ago, but I finally decided to post it now.
So a while back I was travelling by myself to for a thing my teacher had nominated me for (I was and still am in high school at this time).... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1411958331 | 1411976115 | t3_2hr4s8 | t5_2to41 | 250 | Mattifact: TIFU: by snooping in my 13 year old's room
And I found my wife's vibrator. They are having 'a talk' about it now.
Update:
tl;dr version - personal boundaries were violated for both parties. Everyone agrees (mother and daughter, as I was not involved in the talk) to respect privacy moving forward. There wa... | 8 | 31.25 | |
1409519011 | 1409579689 | t3_2f41yn | t5_2to41 | 12 | lancer820: TIFU: By pressing the silent alarm accidentally on purpose.
Working at my Fast food job bored as hell because we have been dead all day, which is really strange, I've been working here for about 6 months and to see something in plain sight you've never noticed is fairly interesting especially on a boring day... | 3 | 4 | |
1411950678 | 1411971143 | t3_2hqsk1 | t5_2to41 | 177 | AuralSplooge: TIFU by Cumming in my GF's Ear [NSFW]
OK, so about 10 minutes ago, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky, and I thought "Hey, I've never cum on your tits before." So, with that in mind, we proceeded. As I am climaxing, I take aim, and fire what turned out to be a small dog's worth of semen (i.e. the vol... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1411866999 | 1412135856 | t3_2hnuhw | t5_2to41 | 426 | thismynewacc: TIFU by breaking up with my girlfriend. Not sure if NSFW but [NSFW]
DISCLAIMER: If you don't feel like reading this massive text, just skip to the **PART 4**. I would suggest to read the whole thing to get the whole story, but the core parts are **PART 4** and **PART 5**. The ending might seem a bit chopp... | 15 | 28.4 | |
1411811839 | 1411820363 | t3_2hlt25 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by making pancakes [NSFW]
It was about 3am and I was feeling a little peckish I remembered that I still had a pack of frozen blueberry waffles in the freezer. SCORE. Why was I hungry? Well that's simple my wife happened to go to bed a little early even though it was Friday, and Friday is our "will for s... | 16 | 0 | |
1411934513 | 1412154903 | t3_2hq20c | t5_2to41 | 104 | Gr8NeSsIsEaSy: Tifu by keeping a gun from my ex military days.
So this Tifu isn't actually mine, but my friend who doesn't have reddit, but wants people to know his story.
I am using made up names and places in this to keep privacy but this isn't a throwaway account.
(I will be using first person for ease)
Context: I ... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1411924291 | 1411950395 | t3_2hpkqz | t5_2to41 | -35 | ksunontherun: TIFU: I destroyed my iPhone 6+
I was cleaning my grill in the backyard and took a step back only to realize that one step was into the pool. iPhone 6+ won't turn on and my leather wallet done.
Edit: I forgot I posted in here... But I had 3rd party insurance $200 for another iPhone 6+ and AppleCare doesn... | 12 | -2.916667 | |
1411965252 | 1411997055 | t3_2hrfii | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking in a hot girl's lap.
This happened several years ago, but I'm new to Reddit and thought I would share this.
My very single self decided to go to a friend's party on a Friday night. A lot of beer and liqour was stashed on the kitchen counter, so I knew I was in for a good night, more than ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409524459 | 1409623897 | t3_2f4amj | t5_2to41 | 17 | idamnedit: TIFU by cupping a boob
One night I was going to sleep with my SO. Just goofing around I cupped her boob as I fell asleep. She was fine with this. The next morning she work up really pissed at me. I had no idea why. Finally when she calmed down she told me that in the middle of the night, without any warning ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1411919925 | 1411944171 | t3_2hpdon | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by masterbating 4 feet away from my Dad
So this happened last night (about 8 hours ago). My dad and I are currently half way through a cross country road trip and we decided to stop at a hotel for the night. We ordered Pizza and watched TV and talked about the shitty green color they painted the rooms e... | 4 | 29 | |
1409532562 | 1409578464 | t3_2f4mow | t5_2to41 | 23 | NullPointerAMA: TIFU by accidentally viewing the leaked celeb pics at a coffee shop
So this just happened a few minutes ago. I was casually viewing reddit while waiting in line at a coffee shop. Then I see the news of these celeb pics being leaked, and I decided to view threads on it to see the comments. As I was scrol... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1411948508 | 1411998142 | t3_2hqp35 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Copypastetifu: TIFU by texting my girlfriend about how I use her for rides and sex
First off I'm typing this on mobile so the formatting might be weird.
My relationship with my girlfriend has been rocky and there have big some big fights. Well about 2 weeks ago we had one of these fights. I was pissed off at her so I... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1411941244 | 1411967783 | t3_2hqdmj | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk hours before my oral talk at the largest European astrophysics meeting.
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uzpurnis: Well, then you didn't really fuck up. At least you didn't give an anal talk or something.
discounteggroll: [reference...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U)
eanox: Risky click...
| 4 | 23.75 | |
1411879349 | 1411966334 | t3_2hoal2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | badtastetifu: TIFU at the blood diagnostic place
So today I went to get my blood tested for food allergies. I went to the blood diagnostic place kind of late and was really hungry and thirsty. After they were done taking my blood I immediately went to the water cooler to get a drink. Got a plastic cup, filled it up wit... | 4 | 2 | |
1409532599 | 1409551832 | t3_2f4mr7 | t5_2to41 | 138 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my crush
This actually happened two days ago, but I am still reeling. Anyway, some background: I grew up in a household with 3 much older brothers, and we have brotherly fights (an understatement) all the time. Naturally, I have been one the defensive my whole life.
I was in my English clas... | 3 | 46 | |
1411939298 | 1411948344 | t3_2hqadz | t5_2to41 | 60 | PalaceBoy: TIFU by locking myself outside my house half-naked
I'm a bit of an idiot at times, and a few weeks ago my stupidity decided to shine bright right after I finished going for a shower.
During this shower the postman had knocked on my door, and as I was singing and thinking to myself deeply I didn't hear the d... | 4 | 15 | |
1411965967 | 1411968332 | t3_2hrgey | t5_2to41 | 55 | Vesper_Martini: TIFU by forgetting about my period
This happened when i was in fifth grade at my graduation. I was wearing white dress and a pair of heels, no tights. I failed to notice that it was the seventh, and wearing white was quite possibly the worst thing i could've done. So around the time the principal is giv... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1411885405 | 1411888180 | t3_2hogws | t5_2to41 | 238 | siisiiam: TIFU: I answered a group call naked (facetime)
To start off I'm female, and I'm a 34D. (kind of chesty?) I was fully undressed, about to hop in the shower when my phone started to ring. I didn't bother to pay close attention to the screen. Just blindly tried to place the phone on speaker. (holding phone about... | 6 | 39.666667 | |
1411933161 | 1411969728 | t3_2hpzqi | t5_2to41 | 62 | Drkhazix: TIFU by falling asleep in the library
i was volunteering at the library yesterday and after my hours were done, i decided to take a quick nap... Well while i was taking that nap i had a dream that i was in a haunted house and was running countless of stairs and getting chased by my mother... So in that proces... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1411940638 | 1411945375 | t3_2hqcmv | t5_2to41 | 0 | GrowliXE: TIFU by sending a picture of my friend's boyfriend sucking dick, to her. NSFW
While browsing reddit i came across a snapchat of a guy giving another guy a blowjob, the guy giving the blow job looked similar to me best friend's boyfriend, but it was obvious that it wasn't actually him.
My friend saw the pictu... | 4 | 0 |
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