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1412000309 | 1412133927 | t3_2hsg02 | t5_2to41 | 88 | thrwawayacnt12: Tifu by trying to help a women passed out in the middle of the street
This happened a few months back. Found this subreddit so I though I should share my fuck up. English isn't my first language so apologies for grammar.
It 2 am in the morning and I am walking home, after spending my Saturday night a... | 11 | 8 | |
1412001545 | 1412060983 | t3_2hshxw | t5_2to41 | 43 | LadyGrizabella: TIFU by answering when Rachel from Card Services called
This actually happened awhile back, before my husband got fed up after getting 14 calls in one day from different numbers, all claiming to be "Rachel" from "Card Services".
We'd been getting these calls for awhile and since I'm a SAHM, I was heart... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1411999077 | 1412006709 | t3_2hsdz8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | defenitelynotfake818: TIFU by dickpic [NSFW]
Elisimato: OP, why don't you spell well?
defenitelynotfake818: English is not my 1st language :/
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411999141 | 1412024747 | t3_2hse3e | t5_2to41 | 7 | Cyndaquil707: tifu by hacking my school
Alright so first let me say im typing on mobile and there may be some errors. Also I didn't exactly hack the school but I was there first hand with my friends when they did it.
It all started in 8th grade not too long ago. We had a keyboarding teacher that my friends Jack and T... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1409583986 | 1409589617 | t3_2f69bp | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking my GF's asshole
So, earlier my girlfriend and I had some alone time to ourselves and naturally our pants came off. She was bending over as I was eating out her crotch and I decided to give her a little surprise by munching on her asshole a little bit. It tasted like shit, that much I expected... | 3 | 12 | |
1412004231 | 1412005025 | t3_2hsm62 | t5_2to41 | 58 | blackbackpackjack: TIFU by hitting someone with my car.
This happened this morning. I was stopped on the edge of the driveway going into the street. I was adjusting my radio to connect with my phone. When I was done I pulled out a little, but I was still looking at my radio. Then that's when I looked up and saw a jogge... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1411867371 | 1412004523 | t3_2hnv1x | t5_2to41 | 6 | ZanderDogz: TIFU by letting the Orthodontist use my picture for "Educational" purpose only.
When I was at the Orthodontist, they took pictures of me with some mirrors in my mouth to see the back of my teeth and then asked me if they could send my pictures to a college somewhere for educational purposes. Seeing nothing ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411530917 | 1412004529 | t3_2har6l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By bringing back old memories
For you to understand what happened I have to go a little back. So, recently got kicked out of my mom's house and so I've been living with my dad and his family. Through that transition I went through alot of stuff like a little jail time and getting in some violence. After... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1409518455 | 1409612655 | t3_2f412p | t5_2to41 | 6 | I1TheInternet: TIFU by helping people out
Yesterday evening, me and my brother were taking a stroll. We were walking by a gas station when two pretty girls drive up in a BMW 535i and ask us to pump up their tire real quick. They said that they just got their tires changed and for some reason one wasn't pumped up. Being... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409585372 | 1409626743 | t3_2f6b9w | t5_2to41 | 41 | squeezy_bob: TIFU by having sex
I won't make this long:
I had sex, started to get kinky, little bondage etc. Girlfriend on her tummy and me inside of her, when i wanted to go deeper, so i kind of put my weight behind it, and then i felt "SNAP!", i thought "oh shieeeeet" and pulled out, to my horror my dick was bleedi... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1411733356 | 1411766873 | t3_2hirmb | t5_2to41 | 803 | EhBatman: TIFU by trying to speak to a pretty girl
I'm a social retard. I don't really know how to talk to people so I kind of avoid them all together.
Leaving the gym one day, the pretty girl behind the desk said "Hey you have really nice hair, you should do shampoo commercials or something!". (I have shoulder lengt... | 9 | 89.222222 | |
1409585144 | 1409591081 | t3_2f6axt | t5_2to41 | 8 | Froot_Fly: TIFU by trying to squeeze more power out of my CPU.
Today (Yesterday now) I thought it would be a good idea to try and overclock my CPU. I was aware that there would be challenges with it in terms of life span but nothing like this.
I was bored on this 3 day weekend Sunday so I decided "hey, why don't I try... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1412004634 | 1412055296 | t3_2hsmuh | t5_2to41 | 183 | thegamesurvivor: TIFU and lost one of my balls.
This is another story that happened several years ago, I was about 16 at the time.
Beach trip with my family, I wake up in the morning with my right nut hurting like you wouldn't believe. Absolute agony. I manage to get through part to about lunchtime before I decide to ... | 9 | 20.333333 | |
1412005528 | 1412006734 | t3_2hsodg | t5_2to41 | 37 | WinedMyRectum: TIFU by taking a wine enema with my co-workers at an office party.
This was actually a few weeks ago. There was a big office party here, and for a few days prior the rumor had been going around that some people were going to be doing wine enemas. Apparently it's become something of a tradition and manage... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1412005874 | 1412006270 | t3_2hsoz8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | lickmyeczema: TIFU by oversleeping and missing an important chemistry test
Welp that's the gist of it. I'm feeling completely worthless right now, I'm probably going to fail the course. I'm a college freshman and I have no idea if I should be this terrified.
BlGBLUE: most teachers do make ups but they take automaticall... | 3 | 4 | |
1409589820 | 1409590132 | t3_2f6hvy | t5_2to41 | 19 | roadblock1997: TIFU by being a gentleman.
So this happened about an hour ago while I was returning home from coaching via the metro.
So I listening to some legendary Dream Theater and thus was wearing my ear phones. I really can't hear much through them, which is a good thing most of the time. I also tend to speak loud... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411877640 | 1411943976 | t3_2ho8im | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting hugged by my little cousin [NSFW]
This just happened. My cousin's been having her festivities for her twelfth birthday downstairs at my place, and since almost everyone had left I grabbed the big bag of cheetos and took it up to my room. She comes up a couple minutes later wanting it back and... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1409587941 | 1409603331 | t3_2f6ezn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to fuck a dog in the ass
So me and my girlfriend are trying anal for the first time, just as I'm about to enter this song starts playing. (all my music was on shuffle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY
Needless to say I started laughing. That's when she realised the song was on.
T... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409590283 | 1409607745 | t3_2f6ik6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking my own asshole
Well, not *litterally*. You see I've been recently struck with a case of "sticky shits" where nomatter how hard I wipe, there's still plenty of residue on the insides of my buttcheeks. So I'm sitting there wiping and my finger breaks the sheet of TP and goes right up my butt. N... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412009527 | 1412019372 | t3_2hsrix | t5_2to41 | -56 | MuffDiving: Thanks for bringing sooo much clarity to my life
[deleted]: You are an idiot
spiegro: Did you forget which sub you're commenting in? You tool.
[deleted]: Hey idiot, OP claimed his FU was due to being on camera that his dad would be able to see, however if you read his post you'll note that he thinks his fa... | 9 | -6.222222 | |
1412005177 | 1412091425 | t3_2hsnq2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Omicron34: TIFU by hooking up at Homecoming
Tl;Dr: hooked up with a girl, avoided me the rest of the night.
We had our Homecoming dance over this past weekend, and I attended this dance with a group friends, including a date. Fast forward to the actual dance, one of my buddies tells me I should go dance with my date. ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1412006961 | 1412194584 | t3_2hsqta | t5_2to41 | 2 | squaredoo: TIFU by letting USPS ship my iPhone 6
... and they lost it.
To make it clear, I received it (VA) then send it again to my friend (NY) on 9/19. Still in transit since 9/22. After many calls, emails, and store visits, today I received an email that they lost it, and I can start asking for the insurance amount... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409591062 | 1409611064 | t3_2f6jpz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by saving leaked celebrity nudes
I’m pretty sure most of you know what I'm talking about when I say that, so I’ll just jump right into the story. After I heard about the leaked celebrity nudes being taken down from lots of websites, I decided I should save them to my phone for... *later use.* So I saved... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1409592055 | 1409611327 | t3_2f6l0u | t5_2to41 | 292 | Slow_WhiteGuy: TIFU by posting a selfie where I (m) seem to have cleavage
This might be the first time that some posts a TIFU about posting a TIFU?
So yesterday I posted a snapchat that my exgirlfriend had screenshoted, where drunken me asked her to get back together while making a duckface. Apparently, it looks like ... | 9 | 32.444444 | |
1411391487 | 1411437537 | t3_2h4g18 | t5_2to41 | 6,383 | jpstudly: TIFU by letting a feminist parent bring in snacks to my 2nd grade class. NSFW
DISCLAIMER: **This is a friend's story** and she isn't a redditor but I begged her to let me post it from the perspective that she told the story in. Also I apologize, I'm not a writer.
I am currently a second grade teacher at a pu... | 20 | 319.15 | |
1409592836 | 1409594934 | t3_2f6mas | t5_2to41 | 136 | allyjayrey: TIFU by drinking am entire pot of coffee right before giving a two hour deep tissue massage. (I am a Licensed Massage Therapist)
It all started because I could not sleep last night, I have periodic bouts of insomnia, and last night was the beginning of one such battle. In either case, I had to be up at 5 am... | 4 | 34 | |
1411714006 | 1411758224 | t3_2hi9w4 | t5_2to41 | 7,486 | Red-Rise: TIFU- By Giving a Homeless Man about $500
So I am inspired by someone else's TIFU about giving a homeless man money. I too have a story from a couple years back where I FU'd.
I was in college and it was my junior year. I owned this really cool car that I had purchased in cash but in order to get the cash, I ... | 13 | 575.846154 | |
1411130512 | 1411154005 | t3_2gutt9 | t5_2to41 | 3,364 | MommyL: TIFU by offering to share porn with my 14 year old son
This morning at the gas station a cute guy got out the car in front of us and I said 'ohhhh', my daughter looked up from her book and had the same reaction. I asked her if she could tell that he is gay and my son said that it was obvious. Jokingly I remarke... | 19 | 177.052632 | |
1411774648 | 1411925034 | t3_2hko65 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By loaning my friends porn filled psp then loaning it to my crush
This happened a few years ago back in my sophomore year of high school. My psp had recently broke and my generous friend, having two leant me his. Around the time I finally started talking to my crush, her and I challenged each other on ... | 3 | 2 | |
1411560081 | 1412010432 | t3_2hbm49 | t5_2to41 | 7 | coldshowerwank: TIFU by having a sank while taking a cold shower
Today I fucked up because of a series of small things which all lined up to fuck me over. You could say the universe aligned today to fuck me over.
I used to be a serial wanker but lately I have controlled myself to one wank a week and today just so ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411608574 | 1411680124 | t3_2he07j | t5_2to41 | 738 | -justifiedthrowaway-: TIFU: and I may never masturbate, let alone have sex ever again. [NSFW]
So, I have a reputation of being a bad luck brian. A few weeks ago, i had a fruit fly problem in the apartment. I made vinegar traps and took care of it. Now Today, my roommate left for the night and I decided to have some ... | 8 | 92.25 | |
1411714337 | 1411756411 | t3_2hiaa5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | retardedxdinosaur: TIFU by falling for a girl.
This happened about 6 years ago, but today is her birthday and I can't sleep... I have never told this story to anyone before. I hope you fellow redditors can be sympathetic.
I'm a girl. In high school, I met a girl, we'll call her 'P,' in class and became good friends w... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1412010952 | 1412107016 | t3_2hsy1e | t5_2to41 | 480 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping in the same room as my parents.
Well, this didn't happen today, but over 7 years ago...
A bit of a background: I've been living in UK for over 7 years now (I'm 19 now). So this happened when I was 12. I came to visit my dad (as he was working here for two years), so we had to stay in the... | 11 | 43.636364 | |
1412010641 | 1412119215 | t3_2hsxet | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwfowshow: TIFU by giving myself a facial.
Fapping away to porn, and the moment approaches. I gasp as I orgasm and get a load of my own cum in my mouth and in my eye... So unclean... Cannot wash away the shame...
[deleted]: *Cannot wash away the shame...*
What the hell is there to be ashamed of? Having that kind of... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411699651 | 1411802067 | t3_2hhrim | t5_2to41 | 63 | rakishscarf: TIFU by going to the washroom commando
It's 10pm at night and I'm using the washroom before I go to bed. Once I flush the toilet I realize my manhood is poking up, and is undeniably visible in my loose pjs. Great, I thought I'd just wait until it went down before I went outside, but then my wife starts kno... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1409728899 | 1409745975 | t3_2fc62m | t5_2to41 | 13,296 | uteruinestench: TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me
EDIT: [Update here.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2feoep/tifupdate_tifu_by_letting_my_boyfriend_finger_me/)
It was supposed to be romantic. It was our last night together before he left on a plane, not to see me for months, and we were about to get groov... | 13 | 1,022.769231 | |
1411761865 | 1412012756 | t3_2hk36v | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having break-up sex
I know a lot of the FUs are about sex nowadays, but this has to be here. Not using a throwaway, because most my friends don't now my account name.
So, on to the story. For the past week and a half I've been dating a rather interesting girl. By interesting, I mean she's a bit wac... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409596761 | 1409623310 | t3_2f6s8o | t5_2to41 | 26 | SquibCake: TIFU by watching Game of Thrones with my girlfriend on our 6 month anniversary. (SPOILERS)
A day before our anniversary, which was supposed to be a super cuddly event, me and my girlfriend were watching season three of game of thrones and episode 9 (you know which one that is) was coming up. I've seen the se... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1409597425 | 1409718522 | t3_2f6t7p | t5_2to41 | 2,415 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at a girls butt at the gym
So this morning I am at my local gym on the treadmill getting my cardio on. Suddenly this attractive girl around my age gets on the treadmill directly in front of me and starts walking. I, like any other college aged guy, can not stop staring at her butt. I mean, th... | 11 | 219.545455 | |
1412012458 | 1412103714 | t3_2ht103 | t5_2to41 | 585 | scottyKG: TIFU by telling a woman that I love her face
over the weekend, I went to an anime convention. For those of you who have never attended one, it's a huge nerd convention where all these nerds gather and they dress up as their favorite anime characters, makeup, wigs, weapons, masks, all of that shit.
Anyway, I... | 9 | 65 | |
1412013956 | 1412070209 | t3_2ht44h | t5_2to41 | 22 | x52495: TIFU by returning a dog to it's owner.
I found the little guy Friday afternoon while I was walking my German Shepherd. We were almost home so after they did their obligatory butt smelling, I picked him and carried him to my house. My German Shepherd was cool with him; my little Shih-tzus, not so much.
I call... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1409598909 | 1409600697 | t3_2f6vg1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by not leaving before the cops showed up
Love this subreddit the main thing that got me into reddit. So this fu happened the winter of 014. So to start I work for a conservative modeling school as a recruiter. It's a pretty chill job for a college student and during this time I was one of their few work... | 3 | 2 | |
1412014649 | 1412019959 | t3_2ht5gy | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my head
So originally I wanted to cut my hair to 16mm length, but whilst doing the finishing touches without the 16mm razor guard I cut all off my hair off leaving a large patch of nothing. I needed to make it equal so I just shaved my head. My hair is at about 1-2 mm at this point and everyo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412030314 | 1412091986 | t3_2hsz7e | t5_2to41 | 420 | neeee1: K9 Stein
AnoK760: Jon Steinbark?
HodorsWhore: Chuck Pawahnuik
RandomG1rl: Doglas Adams?
kungfu_jesus: Pawlo Coehlo
sparrow5: Nathaniel Pawthorne.
MsNerevarine: Joyce Howl Oates
Blue_Lime_Mix: P.G. Doghouse
chetway: Alf Waldo Emerson
WhereAreTheBears: Pawscar Wilde.
[deleted]: Barkowski
Waifu_Warrior: J.RDog.R... | 13 | 32.307692 | |
1412015315 | 1412037884 | t3_2ht6qj | t5_2to41 | 23 | cbatower: TIFU by incriminating myself in arson
Back Story:
A year or so ago, I went on a family vacation to Arizona.
Yesterday:
It's 2 AM. I ride down a country road trying to find my way back to civilization. I see smoke. I come across a trailer engulfed in flames. I call the fire department. The first responders... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1412015001 | 1412027461 | t3_2ht64m | t5_2to41 | 141 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in my first car...
As is the case with many TIFU's, this one happened some years ago...
I was your typical (recently)16 year old guy trying, desperately, to find a way to have sex with my girlfriend. She was willing, but she wasn't comfortable doing it at either of our homes because she w... | 5 | 28.2 | |
1411672381 | 1411697567 | t3_2hggo3 | t5_2to41 | 3,275 | failed_doctor: TIFU by letting my friend sit on my lap [NSFW]
This happened maybe five or so years ago. No throwaway because who cares.
Alright, so I was in maybe 11th grade, so I would be 16 at the time. I think I was in my chemistry class, and there waa this girl. We will call her Jenny. So Jenny is a very, ve... | 17 | 192.647059 | |
1412015502 | 1412044450 | t3_2ht730 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Throwawaym1097: TIFU almost sleeping with my best friend.
Tifu
well actually yesterday
So me & one of my really good friends have always been pretty flirty with each other. Saturday night/Sunday morning he came over to hang out. We watched tfios & talked while he played with my hair.
Then we starting kissin... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411801142 | 1411808855 | t3_2hlkma | t5_2to41 | 28 | OhnowhydidI: TIFU By letting my best friend have sex with my girlfriend
We had talked about it, I didn't really like the idea but she told me she got off on it. I decided that if we would, I could pick who it was with and be in control of the situation for our safety etc.
This is where my best friend Jake comes in. ... | 7 | 4 | |
1409600991 | 1409656804 | t3_2f6ysv | t5_2to41 | 280 | randomfactgirl: TIFU by letting a one night stand bite my boobs.
OK so recently I have been going through a dry spell sexually, and was really on the prowl, ready to jump the next guy that looked at me. I went to a club with my friends and spotted a hottie looking at me across the bar. Eventually we met each other and ... | 10 | 28 | |
1411797205 | 1411800204 | t3_2hlgwp | t5_2to41 | 2 | zarktorp: TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that my annual 1-week vacation with my bro's was actually a gaycation. (Now she erroneously believes I am GAY...)
So, for the past 6 years or so me and my 3 other best bro's have gone an annual 1 week gaycation.
Although gaycations are becoming more accepted and common, a ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1411795406 | 1411836772 | t3_2hlf2b | t5_2to41 | 76 | tifuhome: TIFU by coming home BEFORE curfew
So I am notoriously pushing my curfew envelope, I am 17 and that's what teenagers do. so typically my curfew is 1:30 but nothing was happening and my girlfriend fell asleep at her house so I just headed home and arrived around 11:30. Now let it be known that my house is almos... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1411792517 | 1411959048 | t3_2hlbu7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Raspberryian: TIFU and got caught by my girlfriend's mom while we were having sex. [Nsfw]
This happened like 15 minutes ago. I was at my girlfriend's house and we were on her laptop. We were talking and browsing Tumblr and a couple of "other" sites. Well it started to get kind of heated I'll spare the details. In short... | 7 | 4 | |
1409603803 | 1409625697 | t3_2f73jg | t5_2to41 | 86 | OwlMcHoots: TIFU and my nipple paid the price.
Okay, I'm a girl.
23 years old.
I do enjoy dying my hair, of course! And today I was preparing to put some highlights in myself. If you've ever dyed your hair before, you know about having to cut the tip off of the little dye bottle.. and how much of a pain in the ass t... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1409603994 | 1409627148 | t3_2f73v8 | t5_2to41 | 30 | strangetitss: TIFU by passing gas in a guys face (nsfw)
My fuck up was last night.
So I recently started putting sulfur crystals in my water twice a day to help remove toxins and such, which has been making me really gassy lately. Last night after getting home from a night out with my male friend we started fooling a... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1412018775 | 1412026990 | t3_2htdhn | t5_2to41 | 139 | TIFU_throaway: TIFU by vomiting on a girl while fingering her.
Well, on Saturday night actually.
I went to a party at a friend's house, seemed pretty chill, a lot of nice guys and girls. Anyway, I started drinking pretty early in the night and hadn't eaten much that day so I was feeling a bit nauseous, so I went to th... | 4 | 34.75 | |
1409602979 | 1409620682 | t3_2f7230 | t5_2to41 | 107 | kirlysue: TIFU by feeding my boyfriend chocolate
My boss just bought a huge bag of mini Reese's peanut butter cups, and knowing my boyfriend loves them, I took a few home with me for him. I walked into the barn where he was cleaning the mangers. His hands were full and dirty, so I just fed them to him myself. He seemed... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1412018686 | 1412020226 | t3_2htdbg | t5_2to41 | 13 | KoD123455: TIFU by going for a piss
Ok, so this didn't happen today, it actually happened a few years ago. Also, my first language is not English so bare with me.
We used to go to a friend's parent's cabin in the mountains, or rather at the foot of the mountains, to have a weekend of heavy drinking every few months an... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1412012580 | 1412027040 | t3_2ht19s | t5_2to41 | -6 | battering-ram: TIFU: By bringing my 4 year old into the bathroom at Walmart
The entire ride to Walmart he is in the back of the car yelling he has to go Pee Pee. I am upset naturally thinking why didn't he go before we left. Well of course he tells me "he didn't have to go then"..so we enter Walmart and pass the parad... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1409605182 | 1409700450 | t3_2f75tq | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwawaytissue5: TIFU by trying to multi-task 'The Fappening' and Facebook [NSFW]
I'd just found out about 'The Fappening' aka celeb picture leaks on Facebook, so obviously started having a look for pictures while not ignoring my mate on there.
Found the pictures, took my tablet to my room and started whacking off to... | 5 | 3 | |
1409599218 | 1409610334 | t3_2f6vx8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DrHelminto: TIFU by offending an evangelical christian on twitter by calling him a pejorative word that describes and belittles his culture (and all other participants of his religion)
So here's the story:
The host of a sports talk show in the TV said something wrong. He was technically mistaken when he tried to inter... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409605297 | 1409700538 | t3_2f7610 | t5_2to41 | 41 | ThrownAway1012223: TIFU by meeting an escort- NSFW
So, being the curious lad I was- I thought it would be fun to meet up with an escort and see how that would go. I was missing the comfort and support of my current gf of 3 months so bad, I thought I could do this one thing and be fine with it. So I went on back-pages i... | 11 | 3.727273 | |
1412019677 | 1412024837 | t3_2htfb1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | crazydrew: Tifu by using my roommate's razor.
My roommate's name is Brennan, and we both have the same type of razor. This morning, after I finished shaving, I noticed a "b" written on the razor in sharpie. "Shit!" I thought, "This 'b' must mean that this is Brennan's razor."Later, I apologized to Brennan for accidenta... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1409602195 | 1409700129 | t3_2f70s4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | N0tEnuffMana: TIFU by hitting up Backpage
I hired an escort off of backpage hearing nothing but good things about it. TIFU'd by bringing her to my house, which I share. As soon as she arrives it's like she swallowed a balloon full of speed she was trying to smuggle across the border. She started going crazy! I still g... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1412016512 | 1412084328 | t3_2ht8zk | t5_2to41 | 12 | riverrat0341: TIFU by letting my neighbors watch my dog.
The reason I let my neighbors watch my dog is that my other neighbor's dog were getting out of his fence and into the neighbors yard behind us. (typical neighborhood) This brought the Tuscaloosa, Al animal control out to our neighborhood in an attempt to catch hi... | 6 | 2 | |
1412019200 | 1412055098 | t3_2htebm | t5_2to41 | 1,275 | bipolardiabetic: TIFU - by telling my wife she should Google how to give.... NSFW
a blowjob.
We were having a somewhat playful conversation, and it somehow turned into telling the other how to do something better.
And I decided to go all out. Google baby.
Wasn't well thought out, and she has now said "my mouth wil... | 10 | 127.5 | |
1409606458 | 1409648210 | t3_2f77sv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by stopping my cat getting out
Today my girlfriend and I decided to do to do the dirty. Since we were alone we decided we'd do it somewhere other than the bed, so we ended up deciding to do it on the dining room table!
I, being me, was very anxious about this decision since I was worried someone... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1411778429 | 1411779394 | t3_2hkto2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Lalala1234567891011: TIFU by seeing one of my friends on a gay webcam website....
So basically earlier on today I was bored and horny so I decided to go onto a popular gay webcam website. So I was browsing for about 10 minutes when a very familiar looking face pops up... I stopped and looked for a second and instantly ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1409605392 | 1409634909 | t3_2f7660 | t5_2to41 | 10 | nothayha: TIFU by not saying "no"
It has been almost exactly 4 years to the day that my FU has happened, so it seems fitting for me to post now. The embarrassment and shame has completely disappeared, but the people involved will probably never talk to me, ever again, but it's no loss on my part. So here is the gist of... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411748827 | 1411832752 | t3_2hjfyf | t5_2to41 | 80 | TheHooDooer: UPDATE: Tifu by letting a girl take selfies on my phone
Tl;dr from the last post: a cool new girl at work took selfies on my phone and saw pictures of naked celebrities.
Also, a preface. I always leave my phone around while working because I usually work alone, like I did after she left. Also, I didn't mi... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1409608637 | 1409643728 | t3_2f7boh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by complaining to my wife that I wanted to have sex with Kate Upton, while I was making love to my wife.
That's pretty much it. She's not happy. I'm an idiot. Learn from my mistake, people.
soalone34: maintain your dominance and ask her to recite lines from Tower Heist
duckmuffins: She was in Tower Heis... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409608414 | 1409616850 | t3_2f7bcc | t5_2to41 | 80 | euler3142: TIFU by choosing maths over my girlfriend
This was a few months ago now but can't resist sharing this now I've found somewhere suitable.
At the time, I was in the final year of my undergrad maths degree and I had my girlfriend round to have a night off from studying and watch a film. We started to get a bit... | 4 | 20 | |
1412021648 | 1412022376 | t3_2htj57 | t5_2to41 | 4 | PalaceBoy: TIFU by drinking the wrong bottle
In my recent TIFU I said I was an extremely idiotic person, and after seeing the TIFU of me locking myself out of my own house go pretty well I thought I'd tell you redditors another of my most stupid TIFU's (I have a couple of them stored for some other time).
So this TIFU... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409608535 | 1409611159 | t3_2f7bir | t5_2to41 | 9 | JediCreed94: TIFU by being responsible
**TL;DR:**
* Helped SO's sister move to college; we all get accused of taking things from the crazy mother's house. Cops called, family broken
* Decided to use my own funds to pay for 1 rather cheap book and school supplies; got fucked over by a surprise textbook
* Re-planned m... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1411744911 | 1412343660 | t3_2hj8v1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ganwoka: TIFU by using the office mayo to masturbate in the restroom.
For a few years now I have been masturbating in a bathroom stall at work. No big deal, harmless, plus helps me get through the day.
Very recently at home I have been experimenting with using a variety of condiments as a lubricant for masturbating. I... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1411060207 | 1424530583 | t3_2gs02n | t5_2to41 | 9,422 | redqueenswrath: TIFU by accepting a Fed-Ex package in a towel
Do I get bonus points? This happened less than an hour ago and I'm still laughing.
I had been expecting a delivery all day, but I had to get ready for work. "I'll grab a fast shower, what can go wrong?" Ha. Hahaha. I was shaving my legs when I heard the do... | 16 | 588.875 | |
1411601174 | 1411663572 | t3_2hdnzn | t5_2to41 | 4,266 | sinkdestroyer: TIFU by ejaculating in my sink. (NSFW/L)
This is a throwaway account for obvious reasons, but this is something that just happened a couple of hours ago (or I guess over the course of the past couple of months)
A little background information: I just moved in to a new studio in LA. It's pretty small and... | 15 | 284.4 | |
1409609005 | 1410014770 | t3_2f7cay | t5_2to41 | 15 | john1249: TIFU by getting caught staring at the tattoo on my female friend's chest.
While waiting for the female friend's parents to come and pick her up with 2 other friends, I noticed a tattoo with roman numbers right above her right boob. Since we knew each other for 4 years but haven't met up for almost a year, thi... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409603233 | 1409621520 | t3_2f72kj | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by performing gentlemanly hygiene
A cautionary tale, which many have said before, and many after me will tell as well, however today is my day to give the warning.
While contemplating the recent events of this past weekend, I noticed a certain section of my werewolf-like hair growth had been neglected.... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1412022908 | 1412030044 | t3_2htlq4 | t5_2to41 | 56 | CumStealer: TIFU by getting a criminal record via photoshop
Basically i 'CumStealer' took banter to a whole new level.
Let me lay some back story down, i'm a year 11 student (16 years old) this happened last year.
On a Tuesday afternoon, I 'The CumStealer' thought it would be funny to pull a prank on a unsuspecting v... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1412020838 | 1412365708 | t3_2hthka | t5_2to41 | 18 | laichejl: TIFU by leaving my number on a check
This happened this past weekend. The evening begins at a cookout at my university with roommate, his gf and her roommates. The cookout began kinda lamely, boring and most everyone was sitting around doing a lot of nothing. Being young, studious and respectful college stude... | 9 | 2 | |
1409607889 | 1409614348 | t3_2f7acb | t5_2to41 | 16 | HaydenTheFox: TIFU by spontaneously doing drunken pushups.
This little anecdote happened last night at my friend's house during his birthday party. Long story short, his actual birthday is a couple days away but he's leaving town, so we threw a surprise party for him after he got off work at midnight.
We had a small c... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1409611102 | 1409612153 | t3_2f7fp4 | t5_2to41 | 56 | broskiu: TIFU by reading too much TIFU
Today i realized I have been reading too much TIFU while sitting on the toilet. Since all of the wonderful redditors of this subreddit seem to have stories of bad pooping experiences, I have developed an irrational fear. Now every time i go poop I'm scared that my bowels will come... | 4 | 14 | |
1412022461 | 1412094689 | t3_2htksn | t5_2to41 | 2,259 | markyminkk: TIFU by not knowing butt dial and booty call were different things
Told friend his sister booty-called me last night.
Couldn't understand why he had that look on his face.
Now I do.
Navett: Tell him you'll make it up to him by steam cleaning his house with your new Cleavland Steamer, then come back and le... | 7 | 322.714286 | |
1412021363 | 1412113965 | t3_2htim3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my control with ex girlfriend in public
since we "were" working in same company, we both attended to a wedding of our colleagues. Bad thing, there are lots of my (and her) colleagues in wedding, managers included. Good thing, she comes wedding with a new guy and BAM I lost control and started ... | 5 | 2 | |
1409612303 | 1409767324 | t3_2f7hjz | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to get raunchy with my wife
Today I was horny and decided to be really sexy by bending my wife over and spanking her. Lets just say she didn't enjoy it and I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
Edit I regret nothing. I thoroughly enjoyed some fine ass assault ;)
SakaraJoe: www.russiancupid.c... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411293335 | 1411358221 | t3_2h0v4b | t5_2to41 | 17 | mdb1800: TIFU by trusting PirateBay
So yesterday my family where at my aunties house for dinner, there was me, my sister, mum, dad, aunty, uncle and importantly my 9 year old and 7 year old cousins.
We decided to watch a movie and settle on Sex Tape with Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. I failed to find a torrent because ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412023530 | 1412043300 | t3_2htmyb | t5_2to41 | 4 | alcoholic-: TIFU by eating strong cheese
So a little background, I'm on my lunch break right now and don't have a lot of food in my house. I could go out to eat but don't really feel like stopping any where. Plus if I stay home I can keep watching Parks and Rec. ***SPOILER ALERT*** I'm on the episode right now where th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411342974 | 1412373222 | t3_2h2tfx | t5_2to41 | -5 | timbucktoobad: TIFU by posting this observation and got banned from the divorce sub
Why is it American men get thrown in jail for non payment of child support when women thanks to affirmative action have preferential treatment in hiring and promotion? (self.Showerthoughts)
Shouldn't men who can't find work be ordered ... | 7 | -0.714286 | |
1412019676 | 1412029412 | t3_2htfat | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By stretching while taking a leak. [NSFW]
Actually happened just a few hours ago.
Walked into the public bathroom, every other urinal was taken. (Using a urinal when the one next to it in use is a no-no, as most guys will affirm)
Not wanting to wait, I step into an unoccupied stall, unzip, and start doi... | 3 | 6 | |
1412024407 | 1412110459 | t3_2htorz | t5_2to41 | 5 | squateveryday: TIFU by farting on my girlfriend
Last night, I was visiting my girlfriend at her college. We decided to go to Chipotle for dinner to stuff our bodies full of spicy ricy goodness. No sooner had I finished my monstrous burrito than I realized the magnitude of my mistake: it had been a long time since I'd h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1412024724 | 1412025800 | t3_2htpfg | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_AMLYINGRIGHTNOW: TIFU by leaving a surgical instrument inside of someone.
Hi Reddit. This is probably the last post I'll ever make because after this I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die.
I am a surgeon. Every since I was really little I've wanted to be a doctor and I busted my ass off and blah blah blah I'm jus... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409614936 | 1409623873 | t3_2f7lsn | t5_2to41 | 52 | eetf141: TIFU by hurting a girl's vagina when being to rough with her in bed my first time. [NSFW]
This story happened today. So me and this girl, we'll call her L, were flirting and planning on the sexy times for a few days for when she got back from a trip to a different town. L got back yesterday, and kept saying sh... | 4 | 13 | |
1412025785 | 1412074988 | t3_2htrlu | t5_2to41 | 76 | Slamscaped: TIFU; By showing my babysitter Hentai by accident.
This particular fuck up happened when I was 8 (18 now) and she was a family friend who was about 13 at the time. My parents were out and it was just me and her, I decided to show her 'Ebaums World' which my brother's friend who was 16 had introduced me to a... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1409612214 | 1409706152 | t3_2f7hf8 | t5_2to41 | 82 | EarthPron: TIFU by attempting to eat sandwhich.
This was last summer, i had just turned 16 and decided to go for a nice walk with my dog, and i thought a sandwhich would accompany us well too. Well, im walking along having a great time and then suddenly i cant breath in, first i thought i was just mildly choking so i t... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1412026785 | 1412030106 | t3_2httju | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU my asshole by eating questionable chinese food.
Originally posted here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2hs6mv/serious_what_is_the_most_pain_that_youve_ever/ckvo0ri
Thought it sounded like a pretty good TIFU, and hey, it isn't about shitting my pants or sex! So I reworded a bit to make it m... | 4 | 4 | |
1412025914 | 1412090209 | t3_2htrvr | t5_2to41 | 23 | DeathByBooks: TIFU by spending $200 on apples
It was a gorgeous autumn Sunday yesterday and I'd gotten together with some friends to talk homebrewing. The conversation turns to cider, one of us finds a u-pick orchard, and apparently they're advertising $15/bushel! Perfect! We get there, it's an apple wonderland swarmin... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1412026311 | 1412034594 | t3_2htsm8 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Jmcwilli89: TIFU because I learned if I got demoted I would get a raise.
Okay so I work at the most convenient bank as an Assistant Head Teller(I capitalize because I'm a pretty big deal). I have about five people who report to me. One of them tells me one day while looking at his paycheck that he got a huge increase(t... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1411396958 | 1411465859 | t3_2h4oib | t5_2to41 | 227 | crisothetank: TIFU by agreeing to help a girl gamer
Ok so this literally just happened, I got home 10 mins ago and I'm not using a throwaway because I've nothing to be ashamed of.
A bit of back story:
I play League of Legends, a popular and competitive online game. In LoL, players are ranked in order of skill on a la... | 13 | 17.461538 | |
1412026755 | 1412201692 | t3_2htthe | t5_2to41 | 21 | TotallyNotChrisFloyd: TIFU by trying to get laid and just embarrassing myself(I did get laid afterwards)
TIFU, ok so this wasn't today, it was about a week ago, but I've only just made a reddit account, and I feel you should all laugh at my embarrassment because that shits funny. Right, well I'd been talking to this gi... | 11 | 1.909091 |
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