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1410135050 | 1412027844 | t3_2frh4i | t5_2to41 | 75 | joshwazhere7: TIFU by starting a cult of computer playing gamers at my school
This has been in the building for some time now, but it has finally escalated to the point where I can no longer control it. It all began before the release of the new consoles. I threw out the idea that I, along with the rest of my friends, ... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1412027726 | 1412109049 | t3_2htvcl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally cumming on my sleeping wife's face!
This actually happened on Thursday! We got married on Thursday we were getting frisky on our wedding night foreplay went well then we started getting more intimate and I could tell my new wife was tired we slowed down abit and continued with some forep... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411521701 | 1411580192 | t3_2habxa | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a condom I found in the bottom of my book bag
Before you judge, hear me out.
I'm always prepared for any situation that my arise. Every single man should be, it goes without saying. (remember this for later)
Anyway, I went out with my buddies to a party because I needed to get the fuck out ... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1409619755 | 1409696219 | t3_2f7tcm | t5_2to41 | 29 | applecare69: TIFU by going to the apple store
This actually happened this weekend, but it was a pretty big fuck up.
I play tiny tower on my iPhone religiously, and my friend told me that there was a new Las Vegas version so I immediately downloaded it. As any minor OCD person would do I put them in a folder and didn't... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1411328297 | 1412045723 | t3_2h24fx | t5_2to41 | 14 | BigDaddyDASHI3: TIFU by making out with a Catholic girl
This happened today at around 2 AM...
It was the first party I managed to actually party at this year, being that I am usually a designated driver.
I met this cute Catholic girl, let's call her Hillary.
Things start off okay, I finally built up the courage to ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1409618517 | 1409633697 | t3_2f7rfx | t5_2to41 | 14 | NOT_ah_BOT: TIFU By having to0 much free time on my hands
As you all know, today is the second day of the Fappening. I could not believe my eyes yesterday with the Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton pics that were released.
Spending about two hours scouring the internet finding all of the real pictures that were release... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409619760 | 1409622678 | t3_2f7tcy | t5_2to41 | 107 | the-sand-maker: Tifu practicing poor hygene.
The summer before my sophomore year, I decided to grow my hair out for the first time. It was tight curly afro and I heard the girls found it 'super hot.' I had never heard anyone describe anything about me like that before. So, of course I assumed: the more hair, the more ... | 3 | 35.666667 | |
1409615747 | 1409689356 | t3_2f7n3l | t5_2to41 | 2 | SpaceArcader: TIFU by playing a drinking game at a birthday party
This actually happened early this year but whatever.
I was at a 20/21st joint birthday party and as parties go we play a drinking game called Never have I ever. For those who aren't familiar with the game you go round in a group and state something you ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409620408 | 1409621484 | t3_2f7uf4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | surdulitis: TIFU by choosing a place on a crowded train.
Today, I took a crowded train. As i entered the train 2 minutes prior to its departure from the starting station, there were no seats left. Therefore I choose the area near the doors where I could sit on the floor. Two toilets are located in the same area, both h... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1412009910 | 1412044952 | t3_2hsvy6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | fxfanboy: TIFU by forgetting the underwear (NSFW?)
So some months ago I was grocery shopping a busy Friday afternoon. The store was filled with people, and I decided to treat myself with some potato chips (as a average Swede does). I guess that wasn't really the best idea.
I decided that I'd treat myself with a can of ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1409621465 | 1409650116 | t3_2f7w2i | t5_2to41 | 8 | gigahut: TIFU By leaving my window cracked.
Yesterday I woke up to a phone call from a church security guard we will call Jim. He told me I needed to come outside ASAP because he thinks someone is stealing my tools. I throw on gym shorts and flip flops and go outside. The church is an adjacent lot to mine and when I ru... | 4 | 2 | |
1409621790 | 1409638850 | t3_2f7wl0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | K3NN3Y: TIFU by buying Starbucks "coffee".
Short and sweet, this happened just now.
Today I went to Starbucks because I always wanted to taste their coffee. I got a "Carmel Mocciato" for $5.
It tastes like foamy hot water.
TL;DR Bought Starbucks coffee. They gave me foamy shit-water.
pobody: tl;dr: If your t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411849436 | 1411920498 | t3_2hn4w5 | t5_2to41 | 3,002 | Killerjaner: TIFU by wearing pants
So this happened last night, in one of my drunken brazilian backpacking stupors.
A little backstory, I have been travelling in brazil and I am staying at a hostel somewhere.
My buddy and I got to this small colonial town, that also happens to be a pretty bumping uni party town. A... | 8 | 375.25 | |
1409604999 | 1409644054 | t3_2f75js | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends
A few years ago this really cool guy transferred to our school (we'll call him Tim) and we became the best of friends. We hung out after school and played video games together (I'm a guy too). We even tried making a YouTube channel with our other friend Bill, but it soon disbanded.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409620676 | 1409706932 | t3_2f7uue | t5_2to41 | 1 | sgtmudkipz: TIFU by owning nice things (in this case a GTR).
**TL,DR:** My GTR got keyed right under my nose, and I did nothing to stop it.
So I am a young 20 something year old engineer with a passion for, amongst other things, cars, Dota, and the occasional toke. Unfortunately for me a lot of my passions are expens... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1412030734 | 1412034241 | t3_2hu0zr | t5_2to41 | 9 | PM-ME-UR-FAVORIT-PIC: TIFU By underestimating a hill
Earlier today my father asked for help moving trees we were cutting down to make more room for our field. When we got to the section of trees that were to be cut down I was asked if I would like to run the lull. Fuck ya I want to run heavy machinery! So I go about... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1409622946 | 1409652505 | t3_2f7yd4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | babyvamp: TIFU by bringing my friend to tennis
So for the last couple of days my bf and our friend have been playing tennis at a park nearby. Tonight I decided to bring my friend who has been wanting to meet bf's friend for a while, telling her that we're playing tennis, not just hanging out. I was a little nervous abo... | 3 | 1 | |
1409624374 | 1409933499 | t3_2f80la | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my own birthday
Well, the title pretty much says it all. First off, I'm not too sure how this post will compare to the other TIFU's but I felt like it was kind of share-worthy.
I'll let you in on some background knowledge about my self first. I am a senior in high school and I just hit the ... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1409625662 | 1409626691 | t3_2f82la | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my teacher blow me NSFW
SirJudasIscariot: http://i.imgur.com/NQHKSVE.gif
murderouspanda00: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/op_liar_the_walking_dead.gif
SirJudasIscariot: GODDAMMIT! NOT HERSHEL!
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1412030670 | 1412140116 | t3_2hu0uu | t5_2to41 | 7 | penguin_cheezus: TIFU trying to be comfortable.
So after I finished opening at my work today, I quickly drove over to my community college for my first class of the week. Not wanting to wear khaki's all day, I park and take off my pants in the car. Now for me, this is the easier part since everyone loves taking pants o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1412029373 | 1412110415 | t3_2htygh | t5_2to41 | 18 | fuckthrowa: [TIFU] By loving my Mom
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
Post is long. Cannot style right now, my mind is somewhere else. Apologize making such a long and shitty post. But oh well. I have to do it
Today I learned one thing, which hit the nail on coffin. But before I get to it, a prologue.
You know what t... | 3 | 6 | |
1412032829 | 1412086312 | t3_2hu4pr | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by Shatsterbating
So I have a really bad stomach bug, so I called out of work today and stayed home. Of course with a stomach bug diarrhea follows, well I wasn't thinking quite right as I had just woken up from a nap and I felt a raging boner down stairs, so I figured why not go ahead and take care of i... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1412031619 | 1412035105 | t3_2hu2j4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Technosnake: TIFU by browsing reddit in class
So there I am, sitting in math, browsing reddit on my iPod. Im just casually looking through r/trashy and completely forget Im in a classroom full of people. So, as I would do with no one around, I click an NSFW link and begin to giggle. The person next to me (who just happ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1411781104 | 1411784334 | t3_2hkx9x | t5_2to41 | 34 | sverdavbjorn: TIFU by telling a girl her first name is 'morning' in German.
This little incident begins in my first period class, Fantasy/Sci-fi. My lit. circle and I were discussing a book that we're currently reading and answering questions given to us by the teacher.
Near the end, this girl in our group whose name i... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1409627867 | 1409668488 | t3_2f864n | t5_2to41 | 3 | truckdriva99: TIFU by telling my kids I'd take them to see Marvel Universe Live
http://imgur.com/40bm8dL
Holy fucking shitballs! You have got to be kidding me! It's this price for even the worst seats. How do they expect average people to be able to afford this shit
Teotwawki69: WTF? Those prices are ridiculous. Of... | 3 | 1 | |
1412032525 | 1412146044 | t3_2hu44r | t5_2to41 | 178 | throughaway_: TIFU by waking up early. [UPDATE] (you guys were right)
Original post [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/21sn7d/today_i_fucked_up_by_waking_up_early/).
That was six months ago. Multiple people made comments about how crazy it would be if we ended up together. I laughed it off, because even thou... | 8 | 22.25 | |
1409629215 | 1409640018 | t3_2f883s | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ember_Index: TIFU By taking my bestfriend out to eat and hangout
Alright so this happened about 4 years ago or so, back when me and my bestfriend first met. She is 25 now and I am 24, anyway I had picked her up that day because we had made arrangements before hand that we were going to hangout. We go to one of her favo... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1412034856 | 1412283780 | t3_2hu89e | t5_2to41 | 42 | ReptarsRevenge: TIFU by meeting a girl for coffee.
Over a month ago I met a very nice girl who shared a lot of my interests. Not only was I surprised to have found someone so similar, but I also managed to get her number before I left where she worked. I felt exhilarated all day and could not wait to call her to go... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1409629170 | 1409652288 | t3_2f881j | t5_2to41 | 36 | The_Nighthawkx: TIFU by releasing Satan
At the beginning of summer I decided I was going to get in shape. This lead to the acquisition of multiple supplements. Commonly, whey protein, creatine, etc.
About a week into it I fell off the wagon and stopped for no real reason. On my desk remained a BlenderBottle with a ti... | 3 | 12 | |
1411845742 | 1411915555 | t3_2hmz1t | t5_2to41 | 32 | Ponlover6: TIFU by being a teenage boy during the fappening
As many of you know in the past few weeks many nudes of high level celebrities such as Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton have surfaced and been hosted on reddit. Now, being a teenager with Internet access and a smart phone I tend to use this privilege for the, ... | 11 | 2.909091 | |
1409341320 | 1409654707 | t3_2ey2js | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bitcoinplug: TIFU while writing 2 TIFU today.
Right, so I wrote 2 different TIFU, I don't post often but today apparently I am. I wrote 2 of them about my girlfriend, and I was waiting for her to come over. Turns out my mobile is on silent, my landline is dead and I can't hear her over the sound of family guy.
She was... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409631565 | 1409633935 | t3_2f8bg3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | patient_wolf: TIFU by asking two adopted sisters who was adopted
sorry for the bad english. this was a while back, i was at a party with all of my friends, it was a very big party. So i run into a friend(who is a cousin of one of my best friends) who i had not seen in a while, so of course we started talking, my best f... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412036583 | 1412680899 | t3_2hub9w | t5_2to41 | 543 | Almost_Always_Never: TIFU by masturbating in the tub
This just happened to me about an hour ago and I am still ashamed. I hope you guys can laugh at my misfortune while also learning a valuable lesson.
After a gruelling day I decide it would be a great idea to take a long, relaxing bath. As I'm laying there in thought... | 8 | 67.875 | |
1409632660 | 1409705076 | t3_2f8cyg | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by showering after the psych ward
Last week, I completely freaked out and was admitted to a psychiatric facility. The details of the overall context are relevant in why the end of the story is such a big deal to me.
I was there for a mandatory 72-hour stay following an untrigged manic-like episode wher... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1411707925 | 1411750286 | t3_2hi36q | t5_2to41 | 385 | ignitionnight: TIFU by turning down birthday sex.
This didn't happen today but the realization landed today.
So about a month and a half ago it was my birthday and I was sitting around watching football trying to get over a massive hangover from the previous night's party. The wife came over and let me know her period... | 11 | 35 | |
1409634031 | 1409720279 | t3_2f8epb | t5_2to41 | 3,948 | TIFUFAPPENING: TIFU by letting my family find out about "The Fappening"
Surprisingly, my fuck up actually happened today.
Here's some backstory first:
My father, mother, and younger sister all got Macbook laptops a few years ago. I was the one that helped them set up their laptops and what not. I did the usual: sign ... | 20 | 197.4 | |
1412038173 | 1412039082 | t3_2hue0b | t5_2to41 | 28 | tmama1: TIFU by turning down a dream job
I got call offering me everything I wanted. A full time job working in the Hotel Industry as Management, accommodation provided and working on a beautiful resort.
The catch was the accommodation was only for 1 and I have a fiancee and a dog. Even if I could find a way to hide t... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1411938493 | 1411940454 | t3_2hq91b | t5_2to41 | 15 | obv1throwaw: TIFU by helping my coworker send my boss's BDSM micro-dick pics to the whole company
Well this actually happened a while ago, but I just realized my fuck up today. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
Im the it guy at a medium sized company. I clean spilled coke from keyboards, remove 'smiley' viruses f... | 3 | 5 | |
1412036396 | 1412039273 | t3_2huaye | t5_2to41 | 10 | Andre3wowzand: TIFU by leaving $700 cash at Ralphs.
This just happened to me no less than 10 minutes ago. I'm still sick. Also I'm no good with the grammar so fuck it.
I work for a TV show as a PA. We're given a petty cash 3 ring pencil pouch
http://www.lowvilleacademy.org/webpages/DSweredoski/photos/144937/largest... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1412039271 | 1412040604 | t3_2hufvo | t5_2to41 | 38 | misterrogerss: TIFU by using the phrase "costs an arm and a leg" when talking to an amputee.
I work at an office supply chain, and today while talking to a woman in a wheelchair missing a limb I managed to use the phrase "costs an arm and a leg.
Here is what happened - I had about 5 minutes left on my shift and had a... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1409635551 | 1409714162 | t3_2f8gig | t5_2to41 | 91 | McCluen: NSFW TIFU by recording my girlfriend giving me a blowjob on my cell phone.
I was recording my girlfriend performing fantastic fellatio and then thought, "hey I should flip this camera around and make a weird face."
*why ?*
Because I fucked up!!
So I decide to record my face by twisting my wrist. I brought it ... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1409634215 | 1409678231 | t3_2f8exm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by upvoting another teen "I missed a chance to hook up with this super hot girl" post.
EnigmaticAmarok: Well played stranger....well played
*I upvoted*
[deleted]: Gratzi sire. Now I'm going to resume my lurking.
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1410107736 | 1410229551 | t3_2fq8hr | t5_2to41 | 500 | xstillcold: TIFU by slapping my teacher's ass
This occurred about a year ago but all well.
Sidenote: my teacher was in around her late 20's so as far as slapping someones ass goes it wasn't the worst person for it to happen to.
I can't exactly remember the details of what we were doing in class that day but we were w... | 8 | 62.5 | |
1409631821 | 1409683184 | t3_2f8btd | t5_2to41 | 59 | fyfttv: TIFU on account of a language barrier NSFW
Throwaway, but I needed to get this off my chest somehow. I'll try to make it concise:
This event took place during my study abroad trip last year in Europe. I was thoroughly enjoying my time in this land, particularly the bar/club scene.
One night, about 2 months ... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1412039985 | 1412051079 | t3_2huh6m | t5_2to41 | 56 | kneelatmyheel: TIFU when I ordered a vibrator online and accidentally shipped it to my parent's house instead of my college address [NSFW I guess]
I placed the order on Thursday. I was pretty pumped to get it, so I started to worry that I wasn't getting any emails about a delivery arriving for me in the college mailroo... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1412039999 | 1412109384 | t3_2huh7k | t5_2to41 | 37 | Braveduck: TIFU by having my phone stolen by an asian prositute (NSFW maybe)
So my old iPhone 3GS was stolen 2 weeks ago while I was watching my 1 year old daughter in the play area of a local plaza. I left it on a table, turned around for 30 seconds and it was gone. I was pretty amazed since it's so old and has a crac... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1412040782 | 1412141424 | t3_2huikg | t5_2to41 | 61 | Ijustloveherbutt: TIFU by sending my Mom an audio clip of the GF cleaning off her "birthday facial"
This happened 20 minutes ago.
So it's the Girlfriends birthday today. We had a few hours before heading out to the bar after work. She was tired so I suggested taking a quick nap (with an ulterior motive). See, she is a... | 12 | 5.083333 | |
1409636857 | 1409639341 | t3_2f8i04 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU: clearing my cache and cookies on chrome on my android phone
OctoSniper: FUCK YOU
[deleted]: You must be the shitty dev that did this...
OctoSniper: HAIL HYDRA
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1409639743 | 1409641370 | t3_2f8l5g | t5_2to41 | 23 | BabyBaby86: TIFU by accidentally busting a load in class
This happened during my freshman year of HS.
So, this story begins when i was in 8th grade, i was always curious about what fapping was like, so i gave it a try. Strangely, i became really scared when i finally cam, thinking that for some reason id get somebody ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1412042668 | 1412104874 | t3_2hulu0 | t5_2to41 | 270 | Crow486: TIFU by having sex with a dead body in the house.
Little background, I live in a house that's been turned into three apartments. I live on the top floor, and the bottom is split into two small apartments. A couple lives on one side, and an elderly man on the other side. My mother came over and thought one of t... | 5 | 54 | |
1409640496 | 1409718952 | t3_2f8lwj | t5_2to41 | 1,432 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to perform a semen analysis on two of my friends/coworkers.
Backstory:
I work in a lab. I'm good friends with two of my male coworkers and they often try to impress me by proving how much manlier they are than the other one. Last week, I tried to put an end to it by suggesting that we test... | 9 | 159.111111 | |
1412042966 | 1412043419 | t3_2humcr | t5_2to41 | 3 | idapoopypants: TIFU by trying to fart
moosobay: You created a new reddit account just for the purpose of telling people that you're still actually shitting yourself?
Wowza.
ravage790: Sounds like a shitty time
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1412042968 | 1412206864 | t3_2humcy | t5_2to41 | 44 | jambawilly: TIFU by sleeping extremely hard...
This happened a few years ago and I just happened to think about it today!
I had brought a girl to my barracks room, and after we were done making sweet sweet sweaty passionate sexy time, we fell asleep. She obviously put it down, because I was knocked the hell out. But ... | 13 | 3.384615 | |
1412043525 | 1412051453 | t3_2hundk | t5_2to41 | 35 | 8upsoupsandwich: TIFU by taking cock sauce to the face (SFW)
This happened last night:
Having traveled over 3000 miles across country, my wife and I decided to order some take out to be first meal in our new home because at this point we do not have any furniture or kitchenware that isn't trapped inside a cardboard sar... | 7 | 5 | |
1409642966 | 1409648517 | t3_2f8o89 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not putting my toys up
This happened a few hours ago. I was horny so I called my bf, he didn't answer. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do so I took care of it. Got off, shoved everything under my pillow and passed out. Couple hours later he's calling talking about open the door. He sits in my bed... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1412042825 | 1412080998 | t3_2hum3y | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally friending a very hot guy from work on Facebook... No, we have never spoken
So I've been at this job for a little over 2 months, and I've pretty much had a giant crush on this dude since day 1. The first time he walked into my team's morning meeting, I did a double take. He looks exactly ... | 4 | 17 | |
1409640701 | 1409679843 | t3_2f8m34 | t5_2to41 | 41 | TIFU-boy: TIFU by jerking it with hand soap.
Hey everyone,
This incident happened a while ago; back in high school, I believe.
It was just a regular day off. I was chilling at home and decided to jerk it before taking my shower. I usually use conditioner as lube to get the deed done, but on that particular day, we we... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1412045987 | 1412058320 | t3_2huro6 | t5_2to41 | 100 | sbdb: TIFU by spanking my girlfriend in front of my professor
Backstory: I go to a small private christian university of which my girlfriends dad is the vice president.
This happened an hour ago..
Walking into class tonight i said good bye to my girlfriend and gave her an aggressive love tap and a kiss after which we ... | 5 | 20 | |
1409646234 | 1409648507 | t3_2f8r1j | t5_2to41 | 31 | ProjectOrigin: TIFU - by punching a one armed man in the face
So tonight I was at a local wing place with my friends just grabbing a bite, when this guy is getting really rowdy by yelling at the staff and other customers. We were minding our own business for most of it and we saw that the guy went into the washroom for... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1409647078 | 1409662227 | t3_2f8rox | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU, by seeing multiple escorts during the summer.
[deleted]: dude you are fine. STDs don't reside in saliva. if you received oral, it can only be transmitted from you to her, not the other way around.
thebadgerDGAF: Actually some of them do, its just not enough to transfer from one carrier to the next
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1412045085 | 1412047153 | t3_2huq51 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Wumaduce: TIFU by accidently calling my girlfriend fat.
This just happened.
I was hanging out at my girlfriends house watching movies with her. She asked if there were any chips in the kitchen, so I got her the bag and she started eating them. After a few minutes I was getting really tired and wanted to get going hom... | 3 | 3 | |
1412045001 | 1412103769 | t3_2huq09 | t5_2to41 | 491 | Cynical-C: TIFU by saying that I would Google something.
This happened today actually.
A few weeks ago Microsoft came to my university for a recruiting event. They told us about all the wonders of moving to Seattle and how nice it is to work for them. I was sold. I've always wanted to move to Seattle. This was perfect... | 10 | 49.1 | |
1412044197 | 1412097976 | t3_2huokq | t5_2to41 | 11 | CherreBell: TIFU by accidentally going into the men's (occupied) shower room at my Gym.
I joined my local gym a month ago and had yet to use the locker rooms. Today I decided I wanted to swim, so I put my stuff into my duffel bag and everything was going just fine.
When I was done swimming, you leave and enter this j... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409638520 | 1409649582 | t3_2f8jti | t5_2to41 | 11 | OctoSniper: TIFU by trading a watch for a highlighter
This happened when I was in 1st grade, but it still haunts me to this day. Okay, so at school during that time every kid had these mini highlighters that I thought were pretty cool. I had a pretty expensive watch that my dad bought me at Macy's it had a laser pointe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409648403 | 1409794917 | t3_2f8sth | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my load all over my face
Forgive me for my English as French is my mother tongue
So, like my last post this also happened a few months ago with SO. A little bit of back-story is that it had been a while since I had seen my SO let alone stick my meat thermometer in her meat wallet. She was ha... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1412046567 | 1412048252 | t3_2husoe | t5_2to41 | 16 | fozzarz: TIFU by laughing at the wrong time
This happened about 3 years ago.
I was in my english class, sitting next to one of my good friends and as usual we were playing video games on our ipods because we'd finished the assignment and the class was super easy. Our teacher was nice, but somewhat absent minded and l... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412047202 | 1412120683 | t3_2hutqu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating without taking percautions
A little backstory. I have NEVER been caught doing "it," and lately I have let my guard down and have just been doing it whenever I feel like it. So earlier today, I started doing it, and it did not even come to mind that I would get caught, so I just put my he... | 3 | 2 | |
1412045909 | 1412132731 | t3_2hurjp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Blanco_Caballero: TIFU Inadvertently proving that I'm not racist
Using a throwaway because not sure if classmates use Reddit. So this happened about two weeks into the new semester. It was the second week of classes and though my class sizes are small, I still wasn't familiar with everyone. The class I'm in is 95% wome... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1412045086 | 1412132674 | t3_2huq53 | t5_2to41 | 11 | YelledAtGuy: TIFU by Yelling at a Person With Down Syndrome
Done on a throwaway. I'm kinda new to reddit, and honestly don't want this to be my, what, third post on my account?
Not today, was actually about 2 years ago now. I was reading some of the "top" TIFU and was reminded of this incident.
I go to a high school ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412046767 | 1412051170 | t3_2hut00 | t5_2to41 | 36 | shiftcommathree: TIFU by thinking my teeth were a good substitute for a knife
I made myself a smoothie for the first time today and decided to add some ginger. For context, I've been eating a lot of ginger in random things--even oatmeal--because it allegedly helps my shitty joints, and I've gotten to the point where I ... | 3 | 12 | |
1412048614 | 1412085643 | t3_2huw1j | t5_2to41 | 2,989 | MicrowavedMyFeces: TIFU by accidentally microwaving my stool sample in the office kitchen.
The following is going to be gross, and I apologize: For the past weeks, every few bowel movements I have noticed some weird blood mixed in with the feces. Obviously I took this as a bad sign, and made an appointment with a docto... | 21 | 142.333333 | |
1412048521 | 1412134254 | t3_2huvx0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | oblivion5683: TIFU by following my crush home
so im still in high school and i really like this girl. and we do a bunch of school stuff together and have been getting really close, so today when we left at the same time i thought "hey, i should take the same bus as her even though it quite obviously goes away from my h... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1409649268 | 1409653970 | t3_2f8tij | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sexgodcallme: Tifu by stealing a cat and losing a few friends in the process
May be long warning for people with short attention spans like me. Well anyways here is some backstory. I'm a male who moved from my home in Michigan to Florida on an adventure to start my life, was 19 btw. I moved in with my aunt to have a pl... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1412048536 | 1412085794 | t3_2huvxy | t5_2to41 | 33 | khfrank97: TIFU by being too open about my late-night activities
So this actually happened like two years ago, but at my school, I'm the guy who openly talks about his masturbation and the porn he watches, etc.
So in like October of 2012, someone at my school decided to start a confessions page where kids could anony... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1409654008 | 1409664555 | t3_2f8xnu | t5_2to41 | 16 | andurilmat: TIFU by looking at a crazy Guy
Yesterday morning i got off the bus in to the city centre on my way to work. after i crossed the road i walk past a small tesco where this guy (about 45 yo and looking like he is high on more than life) is pacing backwards and forwards outside. Muttering in the creepiest voice... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411757646 | 1411803267 | t3_2hjvl3 | t5_2to41 | 379 | TinkleLittleStar: TIFU by peeing in a cup
I go to college is a small college town. They have the most wonderful service ever invented. Drive through convenience stores. Drive up and get your cigarettes and 32 oz sodas. Being as it was so easy, I ended up going there quite a bit and having quite a few of these cups ... | 6 | 63.166667 | |
1412050377 | 1412119556 | t3_2huyvp | t5_2to41 | 1,307 | lambokid: TIFU when I ordered pizza.
This is short fudge up.
For lunch at work we only get a 30 minute break. I forgot my lunch today so 30 minutes before lunch starts, I order a pizza online. This way it would get to my job when lunch started. Well lunch time comes around and the pizza is still not here. Right abou... | 7 | 186.714286 | |
1409656912 | 1409657102 | t3_2f90bs | t5_2to41 | 4 | jon_the_glory: TIFU by treating my only son poorly
jon_the_glory: sorry i think i rambled
cheeper123: I was going in my batman mode to solve this story 0_o
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412052522 | 1412077263 | t3_2hv1w6 | t5_2to41 | 86 | ThisIsMeInANutshell: TIFU by showing my boss' wife my phone while I pulled up pictures of my paintings. The most recent picture popped up first. It was not one of my paintings.
Backstory: my friend "Kelsey" works for an electronic vape pen company and sold me my pen. My heating coil broke, so I texted her to buy a new ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1409658743 | 1409681015 | t3_2f927d | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by revealing to my girlfriend I knew about the Jennifer Lawrence nudes.
Well, basically, last night I was browsing Reddit while my girlfriend slept next to me, it's about 11 at night, and who do I stumble across, Jennifer Lawrence, beef curtains on show and baboon blazing.
Sweet, I thought, no censor t... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1409660782 | 1410009445 | t3_2f94jm | t5_2to41 | 234 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with my boss while wasted at work. NSFW
Okay, so my supervisor (lets call him Bob) and I finish a normal Sunday shift in the bar where we work. We lock up, sit down and have a few beers in the closed down bar, which we do quite often when we work the close together. He offers me a couple o... | 12 | 19.5 | |
1409658426 | 1409667382 | t3_2f91w6 | t5_2to41 | 117 | DeathAndRebirth: TIFU by cumming on my sweatshirt and then my friend wore it in public
Well this story is from a little while ago but im new to reddit so i thought there's no better time to post it than now, but first a little back story...
I was going to college and recently my roommate had just dropped out, leaving ... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1409661638 | 1409662168 | t3_2f95je | t5_2to41 | 47 | cynic_male: TIFU while at a doctors/clinic
TIFU badly!
Back story,
I'm on a clinical trial for a medical treatment which involves the taking of blood every month, receiving a couple of injections every month and having a through medical including an ECG every 3 months. Today was my 3mth medical which includes fastin... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1409660118 | 1410260067 | t3_2f93qf | t5_2to41 | 23 | Car-troubles: TIFU by coasting out of my driveway, in reverse, without having the engine started
Well, this "TIFU" DID happen just today - not-so-bright, but early at 4 am. I attempted to sneak out.
I'm seated in the SUV in the closed garage. With a push of a button the garage door freaking ROARS open.
So I turned t... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1409708411 | 1409796259 | t3_2fbeph | t5_2to41 | 63 | becks-hatten: TIFU by trying to hit on the hot Jimmy John's delivery guy
So, I have this undying crush on this Jimmy John's delivery guy. Today, I thought it was the day that I actually talk to him. Yeah.. I've never actually talked to him because every time I see him, he has a glorious bag of delicious sandwich's in h... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1409663904 | 1409748939 | t3_2f98gh | t5_2to41 | -6 | ShambolicAlcoholic: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend's father (NSFW)
[deleted]: You fucking homos are so mentally ill, it's not even funny.
rafaelslam: You fucking homophobic are so totally ill... Its not even funny.
[deleted]: Wrong word. The term "homophobic" is a made up word to disparage people who know gays ... | 6 | -1 | |
1412042656 | 1412070623 | t3_2hult7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | zub74: TIFU by cooking Ramen without any water...
Oh, dear reddit... Today I got home from school, went to my dad's house and played a bit of Destiny until about 7:30, then came home to my mom's house. Normal day in the Zub74 family. Anyway, my stomach being the finnicky thing it is decided it wanted food at 8:30, so I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409658284 | 1409664921 | t3_2f91qt | t5_2to41 | 40 | LeChuck999: TIFU by describing a banana
When I was 17, I transferred to a new high school (Or secondry school, as we call them here in Ireland).
It was a pretty well to do place, but I didn't know anyone there. I've always been socially akward, but this time, I was determined to make friends right off the bat!
So I d... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1411631952 | 1411642572 | t3_2hev5g | t5_2to41 | 6 | breast_molester: TIFU by touching my girlfriend's breast instead of her shoulder
I should point out first that my girlfriend has anxiety issues and also has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. She was late to wake up today and had been moaning slightly and gnashing her teeth in her dreams - not sure what she was... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1412031587 | 1412064558 | t3_2hu2gi | t5_2to41 | 11 | Adamster: TIFU by ruining my Summer holiday by getting a migraine.
So allow me to give you some context. My brother, my dad and I wanted to have a boy's vacation and so we decided to go visit one of the wonders of the world - Machuu Pichuu. Think Indiana Jones Kingdom of the crystal skull Mayan sort of ruins on mountai... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409664786 | 1409667396 | t3_2f99py | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gurgumul: TIFU by driving into my garage's doorframe.
DrSteveChipperson: so what? how are we suppose to discuss this?
Gurgumul: Say something like "It happens to everyone" and I'll say that I feel better about myself.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412060973 | 1412070943 | t3_2hvbj7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BatmanOfficial: TIFU by not braking on my pushbike
Its not exactly today but rather 2 days ago, a rather embarrassing and painful story.
I love riding my pushbike so i was riding down a hill which is right next to my home, and as i was coming down the hill i thought..fuck yolo this shit, no brakerino needed.. (the hi... | 5 | 2 | |
1412063521 | 1412102575 | t3_2hvdv2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by researching male sex toys NSFW
Admittedly this was a couple months ago.
So the savvy shopper I am, I (a girl) was browsing groupon for some deals. Recently I noticed they started selling some ladies and men's sex toys. Knowing that alot of things on these sites are things the company makes little mo... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1412057859 | 1412068249 | t3_2hv8bw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be cool with my car
molndane: Always remember to turn your wheels in the opposite direction and down shift to come out of a drift.
17sjs: Bad advice.
Depends on if it's front wheel drive or rear. If rear, sure but if fwd you're often better off applying power into the skid direction rath... | 4 | 1 | |
1412062869 | 1412113031 | t3_2hvdci | t5_2to41 | 6 | baconisgood1: TIFU by trying to kill a fly
This just happened a few minutes ago. All night a fly has been flying around the room and annoying the shit out of me. I have been trying to kill it all night, but to no success. As i was sitting at my chair redditing the fly decides to land in my cup. I quickly grab a magazin... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409667668 | 1409770163 | t3_2f9dzc | t5_2to41 | 4,165 | throwawaymilkman: TIFU by sucking my girlfriends tits
During sexy times the other night I was suckling at my ladies bosom, as I do at every opportunity. Suddenly I got a funny taste in my mouth and when I pulled my head back and looked she was leaking milk! I gave her boob a squeeze and even more came out! She started... | 12 | 347.083333 | |
1411856047 | 1412066509 | t3_2hnf3d | t5_2to41 | 5 | quickfeet14: TIFU by getting a burrito
So its a Saturday on campus and I'm in my dorm doing nothing, and I get the feeling that I'm going to want something to eat soon. There is a Qdoba at the student union and i figured it would be a good idea to take my board over there and satiate my hunger. As I was leaving, I noti... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409668564 | 1409672278 | t3_2f9fg2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | jewstino: TIFU by pranking myself trying to prank a coworker
soxordie: That's a terrible prank. Ha-ha, you can't do your job!
jewstino: Really?
I had fun all time i was pretending it was power supply fault!
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1412066254 | 1412075655 | t3_2hvg50 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my girlfriend
Cyrano_De_BIRDATTACK: Play it off like you were making a Peppermint Party and Marcie joke.
wizbizz: I see what you did there
| 3 | 1 | |
1409669432 | 1409671249 | t3_2f9guu | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting stuck up a mountain and having to be airlifted to hospital
Brace yourselves, Wall of Text is coming! ( a somewhat relevant joke considering the original line and what this is about. )
So this actually happened last night from about 8PM UK time, I had just met up with some friends i'd met on... | 6 | 4.833333 |
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