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1412107430 | 1412108608 | t3_2hx6uh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking Mountain Dew and playing Slender in study hall.
This happened today, BTW, and I'd like to share with you. I had brought my laptop to school for a geometry thing, and I was using it in my study hall. I have study hall right after lunch, where I had consumed a Mountain Dew Code Red with my sam... | 5 | 1 | |
1409716611 | 1409753400 | t3_2fbrdl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a car from a friend
So my fuck up began about 3 months ago when a good friend of mine propositioned me to buy a car of his he was trying to sell for $1k less than his asking price. He asked me to buy it because I had sold a car previously and had the cash available and he was too lazy to take ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409720355 | 1409746236 | t3_2fbwl9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Tevroc: TIFU by swishing with NyQuil instead of mouthwash
I've had a cold for the last few days, and just now I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. I was about to brush my teeth and decided to take some NyQuil first. My bottle of mouthwash was right in front of me as I poured out the NyQuil into the little medic... | 3 | 2 | |
1409722368 | 1409747446 | t3_2fbz60 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a PS4
Happened earlier today. Ive been wanting Destiny so I think about buying a PS4, so i go to the gamestore set on buying the PS4 and I trade my 360 and some games in for it. Buy it, and went to preorder Destiny. But no one told me that Destiny is a ONLINE game. So, since I have no connecti... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409721957 | 1409760109 | t3_2fbyoj | t5_2to41 | 6 | DeleteAfterPost: TIFU by eating yogurt before Father's Day
reneefk: Isn't Activia just a probiotic? It isn't really the same as a laxative, unless I'm wrong?
MikeRabsitch: It is. I'm pretty sure OP's 'rhea was caused by something from the steakhouse.
reneefk: Ok that's what I thought
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1409721706 | 1409743406 | t3_2fbye4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my GF's 8yr old brother Jlaw nudes
This is how the The Fappening may have ruined my life. (Happened earlier tonight.)
I think some context may be necessary first. After the whole leak picture stuff from yesterday a fellow redditor friend of mine was informing me of the nuclear s... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409718164 | 1409774052 | t3_2fbtou | t5_2to41 | 4 | 2chainz4lyfe: TIFU by wearing a winter jacket as my pants
Sorry guys I don't have a penis story :(
This was back when I was in High School during senior year (senioritis is in full swing). So we had this design class, where we had to build something magnificent/save the world, all that shit that teenagers set out to d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409714650 | 1409765706 | t3_2fbogw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to keep up with my Friends
This happened 2012.
I moved out of town and began working to save money for school. anyways I meet people at work and all that jazz of making friends at work. so one night they invite me out to go drinking with them.
(I never drank before this, mostly played games o... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409718679 | 1409735893 | t3_2fbuf0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | thekarmapoliceman96: TIFU by failing to notice that my sister was choking on a creamsaver
Ok, first off, this didn't happen today. This happened a good 10 or 11 years ago, when creamsavers actually still existed. I was around 7 at the time.
Me and a buddy of mine were playing Tekken 3, minding our own business. My sis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409720191 | 1409777301 | t3_2fbwe7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | nenster: TIFU and broke a toy machine.
I've never seen a toy machine with toys stuck to the wall of the game, but I figured it would be easy as hell to get one. All I had to do was snag the rubber band with the claw and pull, right?
Wrong. I put the damn thing out of commission.
And I didn't even get my toy.
[The ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409728150 | 1409774980 | t3_2fc5d5 | t5_2to41 | 587 | 69ish: TIFU By Bringing Home A Crazy Fat Girl
This was one of the most collossal mistakes of my life. I went out to a bar, with a friend. Afterwards we went to where a party. The party didn't exist. We then went to another, smaller party. My friend left and I figured I would find a ride home another way later on that n... | 8 | 73.375 | |
1409714594 | 1409731272 | t3_2fbodt | t5_2to41 | 4 | alfsdungeons: TIFU By giving my passport to the Chinese Visa Office the day before I flew to the US
Title explains it all. I live in Australia. I'm visiting China in October so i submitted my visa application WITH PASSPORT today. Several hours later i realised i am flying to Vegas tomorrow. Holy shit, Maestro Moron rig... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1412109340 | 1412115306 | t3_2hxafl | t5_2to41 | 44 | PrettyBox: TIFU by emptying the toner waste cartridge into the bathroom sink
I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but the printer in our office flashed "Replace Toner Waste Cartridge Soon", and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to just dump it out instead.
So I went to the bathroom to wash it d... | 4 | 11 | |
1412110450 | 1412111586 | t3_2hxcln | t5_2to41 | 5 | self-cockblocker: TIFU By jacking off the night before
Set the scene: it's Saturday, my bros are throwing a rager house party and the girls are in force. Tale as old as time: find hot girl, start making out, get hot and heavy, head for private space.
It's good. Oh shit yeah its good. But for some reason, there's a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409734309 | 1409739598 | t3_2fcapa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking decaf coffee
Every Tuesday morning I attend a Bible study. We have some of those giant coffee drum things, 2 with regular coffee, 1 with decaf, and 1 with hot water (for those who prefer tea.) I usually have 2 cups of caffeinated coffee, but today I decided to have 1 cup regular and 1 cup de... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409724017 | 1409737112 | t3_2fc13y | t5_2to41 | 44 | LoppyCross: TIFU by having a wank
So this is a story from 10 years ago. I stumbled across this sub today so thought I'd post some thing.
So I was 16 and naturally horny as hell. I thought I was home alone and wasn't expecting any one for a few hours so I thought I would whip it out and let miss palmer and her 5 daught... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1409733447 | 1409736462 | t3_2fc9zz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing up and spoiling my friends birthday present
This double fuckup happend yesterday, but I thought it was worth posting because in the end I think it was pretty funny.
So my friends birthday was last saturday. Me and my brother (who is also friends with the birthday man) were looking for a pres... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409735198 | 1409938524 | t3_2fcbhr | t5_2to41 | 148 | TaKKuN1123: TIFU by taking my GF to California
**Key People:** Me, GF, Rick, and Aaron
**Backstory:** About 2 years ago I made a lot of friends online. People from all over the world, It was amazing! We played games together and it was pretty chill. Rick's sister got on skype with us and told us his birthday was comin... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1409736815 | 1409738442 | t3_2fccw1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | EroKintama: TIFU by eating a chicken bake from Costco
So, day starts out like any other day. Wake up, shower, get dressed etc. Nothing out of the ordinary. It was my day off from work and I needed to run some errands for my wife. I decide to hit up Costco since its close to lunch time as well. After waiting in line and... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1409738672 | 1409827559 | t3_2fcegt | t5_2to41 | 2,838 | OptsDan: TIFU By going HAM on a girl
Drinks were flowing,
As the night drew late,
Pissed as a fart,
My quest, to mate.
A young lady I found,
Tall cute and blonde,
Her looks and charm,
I was fond.
We laughed we smiled,
Drank and flirted,
"Come home we me"
Were the words I blurted.
... | 13 | 218.307692 | |
1412114368 | 1412117608 | t3_2hxk66 | t5_2to41 | 31 | sucksatkaratehelp: TIFU, and my friend karate'd the shit out of my privates
I went to a friend's house today, and ended up helping her do karate training. I just had to put on headgear and hold the pad while she kicked it. That was it. That's all I had to fucking do. It was simple, so of course I fucked up. My brain to... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1412114151 | 1412148419 | t3_2hxjsr | t5_2to41 | 67 | allstarlamar: TIFU by getting drunk at my girlfriend's birthday
I am a student at the rival university of my (now) ex-girlfriend's university. She naturally invited my friends and I to her apartment to celebrate her birthday with a calm night at her place.
The night started off well and my buddies and I were having a... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1412115377 | 1412176128 | t3_2hxlzp | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost seriously damaging my penis with a tape measure.
So I'm a 17 year old male and I was curious about whether I meet certain "man standards". Everyone's measured their penis at some point right? Well yesterday I took the tape measure from my garage and decided to measure mine. It was a cheap old ... | 6 | 15 | |
1409743581 | 1409755350 | t3_2fcj3t | t5_2to41 | 78 | Ianrathbone: TIFU by going for an eye test
I'm generally useless when it comes to going for routine checkups. I've not been to the dentist for around 6 years and not had a eye test for 3.
Seeing as the company (UK) I work for have a good medical plan and we're also all getting made redundant I figured I'd try and max... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1409744220 | 1409757517 | t3_2fcjsg | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU having sex on my moms bed
it was a weekend night and I happened to buy I a lot of cocaine. I just moved back to the town I went to high school in. I don't have a bedroom at my moms place and my buddies was out of the question at the time. so I got the bright idea to invite this girl over and long story ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1412113717 | 1412157147 | t3_2hxixj | t5_2to41 | 307 | Pr0v3nD1sc1pl3: TIFU by farting at work.
I work at Tip Top Bakeries (Bread, Muffins, Crumpets, Pancakes/Pikelets), I'm 21 years old, so new to the labor force.
I work long, late nights, and need fuel for said nights so I drink a lot of coffee.
Coffee makes your breath unbearable to be around, so every night before my... | 8 | 38.375 | |
1412115270 | 1412192211 | t3_2hxltb | t5_2to41 | 871 | Daysian: TIFU buy going on a Tinder Date.....with a girl from the HOOD!
Alright this fuck up happened last Saturday. Its a pretty in depth story so bear with me.
I connected with this girl on Tinder and we went back and Forth for a few days. We communicated strictly through text and my first opinion was quite god. ... | 16 | 54.4375 | |
1412114717 | 1412132901 | t3_2hxku8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | periperiprick: TIFU by not washing my hands
I was browsing reddit as I do and got an unexpected, though not unwelcome, boner as my frontpage seemed particularly saucy this evening.
I'm already lying in bed, keen to get my head down so I waste no time in grabbing some tissue and going to town. I was surprisingly effici... | 3 | 3 | |
1412117276 | 1412117932 | t3_2hxpez | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the bass boost switch activated on my monitoring speakers
the_dinks: Hi D00p3r, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by leaving the bass boost switch activated on my monitoring speakers* has been removed because it violates RULE 2: "Posts without context ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409746053 | 1409758968 | t3_2fclrd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by wetting my bed.
I'm 20. In college, in a dorm, with a roommate. The roommate sleeps less than 6 feet away from me.
I woke up with this wetness around my crotch, which I thought "hey, that's weird."
At first I thought it was sweat (I do sweat a lot down there) but then I checked my bed, and there it... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410199880 | 1410207048 | t3_2fttut | t5_2to41 | 418 | myredass: TIFU by fucking the hell out of my husband's face with my ass
I am one of those rare women who have anal orgasms in addition to clitoral orgasms. (I almost never have vaginal orgasms, so yay for anal.)
Anyway, he was tongue fucking my ass and I was enjoying it sooo much. Too much. I fucked his face with my a... | 6 | 69.666667 | |
1409745742 | 1409797783 | t3_2fclfc | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my fiancée that I am not sure about the marriage, four days before the day
This happened yesterday. We got into an argument, and I told her that I'm not 100% sure because she is passive aggressive sometimes, and that of course hurt her a lot. Now she questions the whole thing, while I am more... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1412119371 | 1412215643 | t3_2hxt4g | t5_2to41 | 5 | MasterSt1CkY: TIFU By Peeing On The Carpet In My Bedroom
So this happened early Sunday morning. Well I've been in the field since September 11th. Well last weekend we were allowed to go on liberty for 24hrs. Well I get dropped off at the barracks Saturday at 1620 and my wife picks me up. We get home and we do our thin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409747450 | 1409754860 | t3_2fcnfh | t5_2to41 | 5 | ControI: TIFU by Eating at WhiteCastle
So early this morning my Mother and I decided to go shopping in Michigan as we are from Ontario, Canada and we usually hear about the good prices and clothes in the States so we decided to make a day of it.
After the early morning and afternoon of shopping we got hungry and decid... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1412119343 | 1412157712 | t3_2hxt2y | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the bass boost switch activated on my monitoring speakers
I am a music tech student/small time producer. I do work for myself, small bands, and whatever I can get for experience.
On the back of my monitors (speakers) there is a Bass Boost switch and as any producer will tell you, you shouldn... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1412120191 | 1412143554 | t3_2hxui0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | JustAMomentofYerTime: TIFU by having a threesome with my friend's sister and roommate [NSFW]
My first TIFU, so here-goes.
Up until Saturday night, My university homecoming was a pretty sober weekend for me. My housemates decided to host a party, and hosting a party usually keeps me sober and on-edge. That evening, how... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1411884327 | 1411900651 | t3_2hofuo | t5_2to41 | 22 | reibekuchen: TIFU by storing a bottle beneath my car's driver seat
So, this just happened.
I went to the store to buy some water, back at my car I stored the bottle beneath my driver seat (well, rather between my feet and my seat).
After a short 5-min drive I arrived at my rather long driveway which is downhill...so a... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1409749718 | 1409894806 | t3_2fcqb2 | t5_2to41 | 124 | Dallinaway_throw: TIFU By having phone sex on the house phone... [NSFW]
This is technically an older story, but I just found this subreddit, and haven't had a proper opportunity to tell about this horrifying experience.
So, I'm sure you can see where this is going, but I'll tell it anyways.
I wasn't allowed to... | 17 | 7.294118 | |
1409749613 | 1409830414 | t3_2fcq6a | t5_2to41 | 451 | MythTestament: TIFU by asking my 3 year old daughter to go to the store by herself.
Before the insanity of "What kind of parent are you?" floods my inbox, first I had been awake all of 10 minutes. My daughter comes running into the living room where I am counting change. In my sleep induced coma like state I ask her if... | 7 | 64.428571 | |
1409751690 | 1409783827 | t3_2fct6e | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking eight cans of RedBull
A few years back I had to travel for London for business reasons and to be on time for the coach we had to be up at 5am. This isn't something I was accustomed to but it was promising to be a great trip, so I was looking forward to it nonetheless.
By the time the after... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1409750930 | 1409783967 | t3_2fcs00 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Trust_No_1_: TIFU by drinking too much alcohol
This happened on Boxing Day. I was at my ex-girlfriend's sister's house for a Christmas party and the guys there all got together as they do and start drinking. I'm naturally the shy type so I reluctantly hang out with them drinking to make my ex-gf happy, trying to be par... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1409772685 | 1409777486 | t3_2fcve6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: > It may be in the right sub*...
FTFY
[deleted]: Info on your controller...
FTFY
http://www.xboxachievements.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353074
[deleted]: LOL, jokes on you. I've already contacted Xbox and I'm now using a spare and if you would have looked through the thread, you would know what the cause... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1409754510 | 1409802589 | t3_2fcxht | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally committing a hate crime
OK so here we go. I go to school and just started Y11 so I'm 16. I know too young for reddit. Anyway, today was our first lesson of Performing Arts with a new teacher. He was Australian.
One point in the lesson we had to go in groups and act out small skits. The... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1409754719 | 1409813852 | t3_2fcxtd | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my coach
So since summer is still here, the swim team is doing some dry land training outside. I had forgotten we were doing this today so I ended up having to do our dry land training in jeans and a t shirt. It fucking sucked, and it was hot. But that's not the real fuck up.
So the coach t... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1409756880 | 1409771530 | t3_2fd1hi | t5_2to41 | 284 | freshboyardee: TIFU by also letting my boyfriend finger me.
Recently, I was at my boyfriend's house. He was telling me about these hot ghost pepper wings he had earlier and wanted me to try them. I'm kind of a wimp and told him to shove off. I hopped in the shower and he was eating his leftover wings (only one had the ... | 7 | 40.571429 | |
1409755912 | 1409878760 | t3_2fczs2 | t5_2to41 | 299 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting a teacher with a deadly fart
First, please note that I am a female and that the mere admittance that I pass gas is an unbelievable and extremely embarrassing notion to me. Sometimes I'd rather just pretend it doesn't ever happen. It's almost like a gas-related mental illness, I do not want t... | 8 | 37.375 | |
1409755680 | 1409792754 | t3_2fczd3 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Michael_Garry_Scott: TIFU by buying some sex toys
So yesterday I had handcuffs on me, all because I wanted to masturbate.
Let me start with this. I never tried any sex toys in my life, until yesterday. I felt especially horny, and remembered all the stories of guys here on reddit saying how magical a prostate orgasm ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1409759894 | 1409851406 | t3_2fd6ul | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by forgetting I was looking at porn
So I was sitting at home, rubbing one out per usual. I finally finish and I start getting ready for work. My baby cousin runs in and asks if he could use my phone. I say yes because I love his little ass. Next thing I hear is "Uh, what's this?" Fuuuuuck. Forgot to log... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1409760710 | 1409762969 | t3_2fd8ai | t5_2to41 | 5 | bloodedcat: TIFU by not finding out about the fappening an hour earlier
So this past Sunday a friend with benefits and I agree to a "no fap" pact until we see each other on Friday...
TL;DR Stop! Can't touch this. \**Cries*\*
LsDIsMyHoMeGuRL: itll be a quick engagement, thats forsure
bloodedcat: So fast that iCloud er... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409761702 | 1409786348 | t3_2fda1c | t5_2to41 | 3 | ThatHcDude: TIFU, by laughing of an handicap
I'm currently in my 3rd year of a design program. We have our own Facebook group for everyone of all years to post their artwork. A frist year had posted something really bad, worthy of a 4ear old drawing on a fridge.
I commented
"The sarcasm in this one is strong"
He is... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409761876 | 1409767447 | t3_2fdad5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | CREEP_CITY: TIFU by texting the girl I met at a bar.
This happened about a month ago. So my buddies and I decided to go out for some midweek drinks as we do every so often. Nothing really ever comes from it, but this time we met some girls and started chatting. I ended up getting one of the girls numbers and felt on to... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1409765053 | 1409783767 | t3_2fdg67 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my supervisor my laptop. NSFW
So I was working with the photography department of my university on a sort of study abroad advertising project. I had met with several people from the department last year, and, after being abroad all summer, finally returned to transfer the photos and videos fr... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1409764233 | 1409781054 | t3_2fdemh | t5_2to41 | 80 | germybarner: TIFU by petting my cat
About three weeks ago I was laying in bed about to go to sleep with my girlfriend. It was about 2 AM so needless to say I was a little tired.
We have two cats, one is a black domestic short hair and the other is a seal point Siamese and its not unusual that the cats sleep in bed wit... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1409768989 | 1409773446 | t3_2fdnfz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally flashing someone.
This actually happened a few weeks ago. I was on the train on my way home, Whatsapping with my girlfriend, when all of a sudden a man sat down across from me. He looked... well.. a little.. different. He wore extremely baggy, black clothing decorated with big silver cha... | 3 | 2 | |
1409768860 | 1409869499 | t3_2fdn6u | t5_2to41 | 119 | Predatorftfw: TIFU By Fucking My (Married) Boss. Sticking It In Crazy.
This happened a year+ ago, but this is the first time I've told the story, so bear with me.
I worked at a restaurant, a locally owned/operated place. They hired a new manager in July. Like any other girl I've ever dated, I knew the MOMENT I first t... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1409770157 | 1409780265 | t3_2fdpmd | t5_2to41 | 7 | ta1920: TIFU by punching a tailgater...
So I was on the highway today, from behind came somebody that was in a hurry and I wasn't driving fast enough, he was tailgating... so I hit the brakes *first mistake*
Then he drove off and I was pursuing my way, until I see him in front of me in my town taking the same road I n... | 7 | 1 | |
1409771142 | 1409813385 | t3_2fdrf7 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Buseysrevenge: TIFU Sleepwalking
This actually happened over the weekend, but here goes. I wake up very early on Saturday morning in the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump. I'm not much of a morning person, so I just figured I was too groggy to recall getting out of bed and going to the washroom. I go back upstair... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1409768337 | 1409773081 | t3_2fdm8f | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying Dynamite in Chinatown and blowing up a log
I posted a TIFU yesterday about my first trip to Vegas and it seems like everybody liked it, so I figured I'd post another one as I am bored at work... again
This story takes place about 17 years ago, when I was 13 going on 14 years of age. It was af... | 3 | 12 | |
1409773784 | 1409779023 | t3_2fdwet | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by ALSO letting my boyfriend finger me
My boyfriend and I were having sex, and he came before I did. So he pulls out and starts fingering me while I'm rubbing my clit, and just when I'm about to come, he says "what is this?", and pulls out a soggy condom. Now, he and I never use condoms, since we are ... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1409773488 | 1409775992 | t3_2fdvtm | t5_2to41 | 116 | Dayowulf: TIFU by taking ecstasy while in the military.
Not actually today, but I think I decided to finally tell the story today.
Back in 2010 I enlisted in the military and thought that I would have a pretty promising career with it. Anything that was put in front of me I was able to conquer, and I was very popular... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1409772921 | 1409774667 | t3_2fduqw | t5_2to41 | 5 | lostbreeze: TIFU by making tacos
We had all of the supplies for tacos, but no cooked taco meat, and I figured I could do that myself. I enjoy cooking and didn't think it would be that big of a deal. The meat was coming out well, making all kinds of progress, I decided to lightly season it.
I dig through the cabinet f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409778673 | 1409783676 | t3_2fe5nx | t5_2to41 | 16 | Kensin: TIFU by taking 12 hour allergy medicine to relieve my runny nose only to notice too late that it was a decongestant.
My supply of Kleenex is rapidly depleting. :(
Sorry this wasn't about sex or boobs.
kwyjiboner: >Sorry this wasn't about sex or boobs.
If you have boobs, could you post a pic of your s... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409779138 | 1409779438 | t3_2fe6ha | t5_2to41 | 4 | Drewdoggg: TIFU by helping my mom
happened a few minutes ago.
Si i was trying to help my mother cook dinner. (being a good son) well i go to find some spices our cabinet is full of different spices. well i find the spice i want and well taking it out i knock over a glass container full of garlic pepper SALT blend an... | 4 | 1 | |
1409778689 | 1409858531 | t3_2fe5p6 | t5_2to41 | 6,016 | ClassyChameleon: TIFU by leaving my Poptart unattended
Someone stole my wildberry Poptart when I went to the bathroom. What kind of asshole steals another mans Poptart?!
EDIT: I just noticed that cool gold thing. Thanks kind stranger!
cherylannmarie: Wtf is the world coming to when you can't put your poptart down for ... | 13 | 462.769231 | |
1409780288 | 1409805590 | t3_2fe8ny | t5_2to41 | 40 | JonJonDuhPhenomenon: TIFU by telling my wife to continue spraying the giant black bug with water
Background: I live in S. California and I'd like to think I seen my share of ugly bugs through the interwebs, hikes and common strolls. I'm not necessarily scared of any spiders nor any kind of bugs. I'm definitely not sayi... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1409780607 | 1409787847 | t3_2fe98m | t5_2to41 | 6 | thatcrazyfucker: TIFU by making my girlfriends pussy bleed while fingering her...
this fuck up happened sunday evening I was staying at my girlfriends house for the first time and we'd been planning this night for a while anyways we'd hung out for friends earlier that day and after they'd gone she forced me into watchi... | 3 | 2 | |
1409783194 | 1409783689 | t3_2fedxq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants at work.
[deleted]: All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday. These grew extremely tiresome and there was great clamor for their removal. So kindly post them on saturday only.
NoMoreMrShyGuy: Ill remove it, but that's kinda funny because it actually... | 3 | 1 | |
1409783741 | 1409797394 | t3_2feew8 | t5_2to41 | 36 | HashtagWorth: TIFU by ignoring my girlfriend's advice
A couple years ago I met this cute girl at camp counselor training. Now I'm not exactly a shy guy, but I'm terrible at taking to girls I don't know. When I won movie tickets on the last night of training, I decide to ask her out. To my surprise she's up for staying ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1409784554 | 1409841525 | t3_2feg7m | t5_2to41 | 14 | casuallyconfused: TIFU by writing in code
So, over the summer, my school wasted thousands of dollars on an "innovation lab." This lab consists of some cardboard boxes, a 3D printer, and blank walls **that the students are allowed to paint whatever they want on.** So of course, me being the sneaky sneak that I am, I dec... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409785455 | 1409878948 | t3_2fehti | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating something with dairy for breakfast..
So today I went to take my new car to get this protector stuff on it so I had to leave it. As I waited I decided to go get something for breakfast. I didn't want some Mcds or any fast food, but rather some original shit. So I am lactose intolerant, or how m... | 4 | 2 | |
1409786609 | 1409787467 | t3_2fejsj | t5_2to41 | 4 | hugo9u76: TIFU by accidentally touching a girl's butt
Soulpaw: Is this serious? I can honestly say you are going to be fine (unless you full out grasped her ass cheek)
hugo9u76: Actually,we are fine.
I just feel weird.
mahlihsah: you must be new. everything will be ok.
hugo9u76: Thanks.
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1409787768 | 1409789226 | t3_2felmi | t5_2to41 | 74 | DoubleThink1990: TIFU by not muting my office phone on a project conference call
I am a recent college graduate to a very large corporation. I've only been there about a year now but I've done very well and as such I've been given more responsibility. This does not change the fact that I'm still a college kid at heart.... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1409788261 | 1409899139 | t3_2femf0 | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend detail my car while I was at work.
So last week, my girlfriend was staying at her friends house and his grandparents found weed in the house. He blamed it on her and she had to move out with nowhere to go. So I suggest she stay with me until she gets one her feet. And it was ama... | 7 | 22.857143 | |
1409789490 | 1409953501 | t3_2feoep | t5_2to41 | 721 | uteruinestench: TIFUpdate: TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me.
[Here is my previous post.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2fc62m/tifu_by_letting_my_boyfriend_finger_me/)
Don't continue reading if you want to keep the menstrual magic alive.
I have been cackling at the responses to my earlier thread for mo... | 13 | 55.461538 | |
1409788550 | 1409846601 | t3_2femun | t5_2to41 | 5 | sekathon: Tifu by eating
Sometimes at night i sneaks downstairs when mum doesnt know and I grab myself an apple. And then i make toast. Then chocolate. It is a nevereding feeling of the NEED TO CONSUME. I CAN'T PURGE MY HUNGER AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I NEED TO CONSUME. WE HAVE NO FOOD AND MUM THINKS WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. ... | 5 | 1 | |
1409790053 | 1409794677 | t3_2fepci | t5_2to41 | 9 | Deathiaz: TIFU by being obnoxious at night, when everyone in my class is probably sleeping.
Nope not today, 6th grade actually.
My school in 6th grade it used to go on field trips a lot. like 7th grade there was a detroit science museum visit, and 8th grade Cedar Point, but for 6th grade it is the best, go from Michi... | 9 | 1 | |
1409789192 | 1410126703 | t3_2fenxc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing from a friend
I'm seriously crying right now...
I met a really nice lady last month. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I ended up needing a place to stay. She let me stay on her couch for a week. Then I stayed a hotel for a week, then she asked me to cat sit for a couple days.
She asked ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1409792921 | 1409793387 | t3_2feu50 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking too much weed and passing out at my local mall
So a couple of years ago a friend and I from my high school lacrosse team were chilling on the roof of a mall parking garage. We were planning on smoking a couple bowls and then going to watch a movie. We hot boxed his car for around an hour and ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409790287 | 1409811575 | t3_2feps8 | t5_2to41 | 117 | tifubusboy: TIFU by driving home from school [NSFWish]
This happened about 15 mins ago, and it was such a terrible experience I feel the need to share it. Throwaway because real life.
So I was driving home from school on one of the busy streets in my city when I noticed my balls were stuck to the inside of my leg. Dri... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1409793952 | 1409889183 | t3_2fevw7 | t5_2to41 | 221 | Throwaway_Cock_Up: TIFU By hitting a girl in the face with my erect penis
Okay so first things first, I'm Sixteen and like most 16 year old boys, I have raging hormones. The story starts in my English class where we are studying the works of Shakespeare. I happen to sit next to an extremely hot girl and we get on well.... | 10 | 22.1 | |
1409794981 | 1409796422 | t3_2fexkz | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I liked it rough
After reading this [post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2fc62m/tifu_by_letting_my_boyfriend_finger_me/), and the many people saying that they turned gay because a dick could never be this gross, I thought I'd share my story.
So sex with my boyfriend was ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1409794517 | 1409885287 | t3_2fewuh | t5_2to41 | 9 | iwrkatsbux: TIFU by telling a customer I was working like a slave.
This was actually on Monday.
Labor day rolls around, my manager scheduled me to work. Ugh, whatever, at least its time and a half. It starts to get really busy during the middle of the day, and a customer rolls up to the drive thru window. She ask me ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1409796978 | 1409846954 | t3_2ff0w6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Braindeadgenius: TIFU by trying to use reddit at school.
As almost always it was not today but rather Friday and I was at school trying to use reddit and I found they put a web filter up so I cant use it well I tried to get around and I was successful briefly and only briefly because the tech guy was there and noticed ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409798348 | 1409838014 | t3_2ff38v | t5_2to41 | 15 | mrethridge: TIFU by redditting too much at the office
Because when I went to refresh the front page, it was blocked by the corporate firewall.
kirigherkins: A warning for those of us redditing at the office right now.
edthomson92: and at school
HanLeonSolo: I use my schools wifi on our student account. If they block i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409795162 | 1409802683 | t3_2fexvx | t5_2to41 | 14 | K-Hour: TIFU by pissing with earbuds in
At about 1:30 AM (it's 6:30 PMish where I am) I was listening to a [podcast](http://roosterteeth.com/podcast/) and had to take a piss. In a state of somewhat consciousness, I hobbled to the bathroom, phone in pocket, earbud in ear, and dropped trou. When that was through with, I ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1409792891 | 1409823027 | t3_2feu2t | t5_2to41 | 3 | A_favorite_rug: TIFU I thought that a dude was a woman. (The other side of the story)
I was minding my own, while scrolling TIFU, never did I suspect I will be a victim on the thread itself.
I gone to this thread
I look at this pic of the woman.
I posted during moment saying I almost thought it was a boy.
I was wro... | 3 | 1 | |
1409793195 | 1409834542 | t3_2feum1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | who-let-it-rip: TIFU by drinking my coffee
I just got home from my first day of high school and stayed up pretty late for my summer homework yesterday, so I went to the kitchen to make some coffee because I need some caffeine.
Usually I drink my coffee black with two teaspoon-full of brown sugar, but instead I just fe... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1409800352 | 1409854581 | t3_2ff6k7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by...I don't even know
Setting: Tuesday morning. 8 am.
As I awoke from my slumber, I felt the grumbling of my tummy. The grumble of the hunger for the meal known as the breakfast.
I popped two toaster strudels in my toaster and headed to my garage to get a drink from the refrigerator insid... | 4 | 1 | |
1409798406 | 1409824191 | t3_2ff3co | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to Swim Practice and showing off my bare ass.
Okay... unlike most TIFU's this actually happened today...
After a rough week, going back to school and all, I (16M) was looking forward to going to my swim team practice and blow off some steam in healthy exercise, it's not like this is going... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409801811 | 1409806237 | t3_2ff8tq | t5_2to41 | 4 | NarcissisticBrownie: TIFU by going on a road trip
I FUCKING MISSED IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING MISSED IT! I thought a nice 5 day road trip down the pacific coast on labor day weekend with the girlfriend would be nice, and it was, until I got home today. I have searched throughout the internet since than only to find ... | 4 | 1 | |
1409800203 | 1409901382 | t3_2ff6b4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | JJ0992: TIFU by smelling a beautiful pink panty [NSFW maybe]
So this happened couple of years ago when I was a horny 13 year old teenager. My older brother would bring his girlfriend home to do whatever they wanted while I would play Gears of War online the whole day.
One of those days they left the house and I stayed... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1409802424 | 1409855512 | t3_2ff9pg | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU By spending $1500 of my father's money on internet strippers.
So, I'm going to assume that most of you people out there on reddit are familiar with the adult site "MyFreeCams". For those of you who dont, it's a place where you can go and pay mostly college students to do lewd things on a webcam in simil... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1409802448 | 1416267099 | t3_2ff9qi | t5_2to41 | 39 | rby623: TIFU by waiting for someone with 'Face Blindness' to come find me. Also, TIL that 'Face Blindness' exists.
I'm a tennis pro, and at my club there is a bubble with six courts, three on each side of basically a dark hallway (easy to see into the courts, difficult to see out). A few weeks ago I had a lesson ending... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1409800724 | 1409844935 | t3_2ff76e | t5_2to41 | 110 | Radgasm: TIFU by going in for a routine physical. [NSFW]
So I've already told this story a couple times on Reddit, but it was always a bit too late in the comment section, so I figured I would tell it again.
Anyway, this happened six years years ago during my painfully awkward first year in high school. Up until thi... | 4 | 27.5 | |
1409802313 | 1409806939 | t3_2ff9jj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with knives.
I like to make little clay figures, but since i only have one square (of white), i dont make them permanent for long. a few minutes ago I was trying to cut a piece off of a small circle i made while texting (holding clay steady with left hand and texting and cutting with my right... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1409798759 | 1409828458 | t3_2ff3y4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jawnyan: TIFU by having a phobia
So today I really fucked up. Or more tonight. It is currently 3:30 am. In the last half hour I have set off a fire alarm, met my new housemates by doing so, and killed my phobia in a 1 hour battle. Let me explain.
I have a phobia of wasps. I don't know why, I just do, I've always been ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409803903 | 1409822786 | t3_2ffbtu | t5_2to41 | 22 | Throwaway1142069: TIFU by getting high. (double TFIU)
Let me start this off by saying I've only been smoking weed for about 2 months so I'm not the most experienced.
My best friend (let's call him bill) was spending the night and I had a couple of grams on me so might as well smoke right?
Wrong.
I don't have a lot... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1409804500 | 1410028203 | t3_2ffclg | t5_2to41 | 8 | TopEchelonEDM: TIFU by installing Linux.
Hi guys. This just happened, and I thought I'd share this story.
TL;DR I want Linux. I get Linux. I lose Windows. Oops.
So, I'm no genius when it comes to technology, but I am very familiar with computers and how they work. To the point where I am the go-to guy for computer he... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1409806598 | 1409819427 | t3_2fffbo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing a spider.
Not only did this happen today, but like 10 minutes ago (I'm still pumped with adrenaline).
I had just got home from work and sat down at the computer to do some redditing and drink a beer or two when my wife came in to tell me she was running to the gas station for something to dr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409798097 | 1409821147 | t3_2ff2tb | t5_2to41 | 3 | dicaparly: TIFU with a $10,000 typo
I work for a nonprofit that relies on sponsors to fund our organization, and we have a few major sponsors that provide the majority of our income. One in particular is a large international bank that donates enough to cover about 1/3 of the expenses of our main yearly event.
With th... | 3 | 1 |
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