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1409907126 | 1409908236 | t3_2fjahs | t5_2to41 | 62 | Weewillywhitebits: TIFU Not flushing the toilet before I lifted the seat lid
TIFU. So I work in construction and usually I always flush before I lift the lid as I have seen too many surprises left . So I started work today and got that familiar rumbling in stomach of needed a shit quick style . So I proceeded the 5 m... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1409910140 | 1409931789 | t3_2fjcvl | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by Confessing my feelings to a coworker
I had put in my my two week notice at the job. Starting grad school across the country in 10 days. We've been best friends for a year now, and things have always been "platonish". She had a boyfriend, but she was never shutting me down either. (Everyone at work a... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1409911405 | 1409934502 | t3_2fjdxd | t5_2to41 | 191 | roulettedares428: TIFU by applying the five second rule
Last night after I had just finished cooking some grilled tuna and had cut my tuna steak into pieces about the size of chicken nuggets, I decided to dine in the living room. On the way there I dropped a piece on the ground. Mind you it is dimly lit. I quickly pick... | 5 | 38.2 | |
1409900526 | 1409927811 | t3_2fj4tw | t5_2to41 | 4 | computerfluff: TIFU by turning my blinds the wrong way, giving my roommate(s) full view of my bedroom.
I moved into this basement suite last month. There are six roommates in total. My room is the only room that has a window next to the entrance where the rest of the roommates come and go.
Outside my window is where ... | 4 | 1 | |
1409916487 | 1409916764 | t3_2fjil6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading /r/tifu
emilskoda: TIFU by reading this post.
[deleted]: I feel you bro
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1409915864 | 1409925475 | t3_2fjhyc | t5_2to41 | 64 | MitchellFarted: TIFU by sticking a Marker into my urethra
I've lurked here occasionally, but after a pretty bad fuck up today, I think I've got a good enough story to post. Probably should put a warning for the squeamish, I'm not exactly going to spare any details, so be prepared for that or whatever.
I suppose the on... | 9 | 7.111111 | |
1409916160 | 1409929591 | t3_2fji9j | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU so much.
For the past few days I've been hanging out with this girl, lets call her Alexia. So Alexia and I are getting to the point, and pretty quickly she wants to go for it. I find out mid penetration that she's a virgin. A way too tight virgin. Finding this out, I think "hey, I can't let her down. Ne... | 5 | 3 | |
1409921407 | 1409925117 | t3_2fjnvu | t5_2to41 | 53 | ki77erb: TIFU by chromecasting the Fappening leaks on my livingroom TV in front of several family members.
I was trying to pull up some recent vacation photos from a trip my wife and I took. With my Wife, her Aunt and my Mother-in-law in the room, I preceded to open up the Android photo app while I was screen casting. ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1409922816 | 1409923505 | t3_2fjpl7 | t5_2to41 | 97 | Don_chingon: TIFU by popping my girlfriend’s mucus plug.
Happened a year and a half ago
I wake up at 5am to get ready for work, and my girl could not sleep well and well you know, she’s awake I am getting ready for work, why not a little sexy time before work. She is 8-1/2 months pregnant and forplay is somewhat ... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1409925371 | 1410273900 | t3_2fjt5x | t5_2to41 | 297 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost having sex with my girlfriend at a handicap restroom
It was 2 years ago, I was 16 and very horny. My parents were out at the time, so I called my girlfriend to come over so we could make out and play some video games. She was virgin at the time, she said she was keeping herself and blah blah b... | 4 | 74.25 | |
1409926545 | 1409935739 | t3_2fjuvz | t5_2to41 | 12 | imar0ckstar: TIFU by wearing a sleeveless blouse
Ever wear a sleeveless blouse to work only to realize a few hours later that you forgot to shave under your arms? Yeah…that happened.
redbluehue: Some people like that, though.
imar0ckstar: Not in America...
Blackflag421: It's sort of like not shaving your face (as ... | 6 | 2 | |
1409926986 | 1409933466 | t3_2fjvle | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my father's death
Dad was some miraculous combination of the best and worst luck bestowed upon a man. The bastard was fucking invincible.
When he was a child, he was run over by a car, giving him a head injury that led to epilepsy through his entire life. Over the decades, he was hit/r... | 3 | 12 | |
1409928009 | 1409954933 | t3_2fjx7w | t5_2to41 | 8,406 | LeftNut66: TIFU by going on a date with a girl I met on tinder
So I met a girl on tinder and she seemed really nice and pretty, so after a week or so of talking we decided to meet up, before I even met her at the bar I get a text that says you better not be in this for the sex... I didn't even bother answering, I get t... | 13 | 646.615385 | |
1409929046 | 1409940912 | t3_2fjywi | t5_2to41 | 69 | frankfurtur: TIFU by eating breakfast
Hi reddit, first time poster/ regular lurker on here unlike a lot of the submissions in this sub this acutally happined to me today. So i woke up and felt my somach agrowling. I went to the freezer took out a hotpocket, threw it in, and did my happy dance as the last 10 seconds cou... | 3 | 23 | |
1409929409 | 1409977218 | t3_2fjzhm | t5_2to41 | 121 | mart4606: TIFU: A Story of Eating Weird Smelling Chicken with Unexpected Consequences
I like chicken. Few people don't, I suppose, except for those that think it's bland, or vegetarians.
If you like chicken, or any meat, really, and you've cooked it, you'll know if you've been in my spot. It's an important decision: ... | 8 | 15.125 | |
1409932439 | 1410012416 | t3_2fk4nb | t5_2to41 | 440 | JoeLatics: TIFU by locking myself out... (Advised to repost from r/facepalm)
About a month ago I'd just moved in to my new flat and was sat in my room when my girlfriend buzzed to be let in. I went out to the hall to let her in without realising that my room had one of those self locking Yale locks on the door! So obvi... | 3 | 146.666667 | |
1409931837 | 1409948425 | t3_2fk3m2 | t5_2to41 | 184 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the house when my Mom told me she had given up on life PART 2 - The Funeral
Here is a link to the first part if anybody hasn't read it and wants to after reading this. http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2fgyic/tifu_by_leaving_the_house_when_my_mom_told_me_she/
So a bunch of people have as... | 5 | 36.8 | |
1409929928 | 1409950594 | t3_2fk0dj | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by not reading the street signs, getting my car towed, and getting kicked out of my house.
So last night I went to a show to see a guy I was really digging. We get there and everything's great. He's standing super close, laughing at all of my jokes, and introducing me to everyone. I think things are goi... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1409934871 | 1410059447 | t3_2fk8sp | t5_2to41 | 309 | [deleted]: TIFU by signing into Gmail at work...
So today, Friday, I came into work to prepare for my Friday workload, happy as hell that it was the end of the week. I'm the IT guy, so life is pretty peachy, because my Boss is pretty computer illiterate, which allows me to essentially dictate my job.
My boss pulls me ... | 19 | 16.263158 | |
1409933697 | 1409941694 | t3_2fk6sm | t5_2to41 | 9 | elkarcher87: TIFU by bringing brats to a camping trip
This happened a few weeks ago so fuck you.
I was camping for work and we were in charge of our own meals. Being the meal loving American that I am, decided to bring some Johnsonville brats. I put them on the grate above the fire and cook them perfectly. The skin w... | 3 | 3 | |
1409935964 | 1409946129 | t3_2fkam6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | heyheyhey007: TIFU by getting caught in a public washroom with my GF
This happened about a year ago, but the shame still remains.
Me and my gf were in need of some sexy times, but both our parents were home. That's when she thought, "oh why not use the public washroom? It's mostly unused anyway."
There's a public pa... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409933786 | 1409941993 | t3_2fk6xr | t5_2to41 | 15 | Sendu: TIFU by remembering a quote from South Park
First of all, sry for my english. I'm someone who lives in Germany.
Like the most of the posts here, this didnt happen today, the fuck up took place three weeks ago.
So we have vacation in Germany and me and my family + one cousin, went this time to Canada, Ontario. T... | 3 | 5 | |
1409937967 | 1410031344 | t3_2fke6z | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating two Fiber One bars in a single day.
Every morning along with the rest of my breakfast I eat a Fiber One bar, for the health reasons, but also because they taste so dang good. Because they taste so dang good, I thought that eating two this morning would be a fabulous idea.
Right now I'm curre... | 7 | 15.142857 | |
1409939521 | 1410002105 | t3_2fkgzt | t5_2to41 | 24 | rager32: TIFU by minding my own business
I was happily minding my own business in a back seat of a bus, until a rather obese man gets in a bus. I've made a chronological list of events that happened shortly after:
Holds a taco in his hand.
Gets in a bus.
Bus starts moving suddenly.
Smashes taco in woman's head.... | 4 | 6 | |
1409939468 | 1409943686 | t3_2fkgw0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Love_and_Beer: TIFU by fingering my date with Jalapeño fingers.
It started off innocent enough. I really liked this girl and wanted to do something I never tried before and decided to make fish tacos. So through a quick google search I found a recipe for a batch I can cook up in about 35 minutes. Part of the ingredient... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1409936845 | 1409943699 | t3_2fkc5m | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by googling bed bug bites while I was eating.
I've been noticing red spots on my legs the last couple days and I was concerned about bed bugs because my boyfriend had bed bugs last year, so I'm still a little paranoid. I looked up pictures on my lunch break so I could see if they looked anywhere near th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1409939784 | 1409941867 | t3_2fkhhf | t5_2to41 | 10 | NeverForgetrne: TIFU by stealing a fry.
My friends all went to dairy queen. I went to subway and was gonna meet up with them when they got back to the high school. Two girls I know notice me sitting by myself, and come over to talk to me. I talk to them, and leave once my friends get back. I immediately steal a fry fro... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409941381 | 1410279559 | t3_2fkkcv | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a Rotisserie Chicken.
My girlfriend left out of town for a week and by the fourth day she was gone, I was sick and tired of the handfap. So I stood there in silence and thought to myself... "There has got to be something around the house I could fuck." The search was on. After about 1... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1409938998 | 1409954921 | t3_2fkg1p | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking to long in the bathroom
Well I was in the bathroom for at least an hour taking a shit. So now my mom thinks I masturbate. Which is true. But I know she thinks I was in there spanking my meat stick. So now It's really awkward for the rest of the day.
therealteej: Tomorrow, keep your bathroom ti... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409942227 | 1409947950 | t3_2fklup | t5_2to41 | 22 | bucksman2415: TIFU by breaking my girlfriend's nose
This one actually happened this morning... I'm in college, so I decided to sleep over at my girlfriend's house last night after we got done doing some homework. After doing our work I set my alarm for 8 am, put it on the charger, which is behind the bed, and went to s... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1409942460 | 1412385486 | t3_2fkm9k | t5_2to41 | 111 | FuckHerRiteInDaPussy: TIFU by killing my neighbor's cat to have sex
So last night I got a text from this girl inviting me to go bar hopping with her friends. We met a couple weeks ago at a club and she had been sending me horny drunk texts every weekend so I figured I'd get my ass over there and see if I could get laid... | 11 | 10.090909 | |
1409942047 | 1409946112 | t3_2fklhp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming inside right after her period
My life has been a huge fuck up so far, but this one could haunt me for long time (20-25 years to be more precise)
I contacted her on Badoo (a dating website popular among Hispanics) in early September 2013. I told her that I was not interested on a relationship,... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409942288 | 1409948412 | t3_2fkly8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Syn_Claire: TIFU by trying to quit smoking
I haven't smoked in a while, and dealing with cravings can be pretty challenging. Different people have different reactions from nicotine withdrawal, and for me sometimes that's anger and frustration.
Not anger directed by anyone or anything in particular, except from this no... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1409855037 | 1409945179 | t3_2fh5nw | t5_2to41 | 4 | iamsocool123toaseat: TIFU by being afraid of moths
This happened about 4 years ago.
I was laying on my bed and reading a book, when suddenly a moth flies out from wherever it is moths come from. It flies over to the lamp, one of those lamps were the shade is pointed upward and you have to screw the bulb in to hold the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409945230 | 1410105228 | t3_2fkr35 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ThisLaptopSucks: TIFU by buying a $600 laptop brand new and being forced to spend $120 to fix it. And it is still broken.
**NOTE: Long Story, TLDR available at the bottom**
Back in May of this year, I bought a laptop from a store in the USA, brand new for about US$600. It is a Toshiba Satellite as my laptop of severa... | 3 | 3 | |
1409943829 | 1409947668 | t3_2fkoo4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | tifu_throwaway42: TIFU by giving my lady-friend oral sex last night...(NSFW)
In an effort to keep up, I strained the ligament in the underside of my tongue and am having difficulty speaking clearly today.
Athena_Nikephoros: I'm sure she appreciated it.
tifu_throwaway42: She did. Many times.
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1409946125 | 1409946714 | t3_2fkso8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | phukingfacebook: TIFU by accidentally leaving facebook up while wanking.
This happend yesterday and everything is OK now, but good God I thought I had brought hell down on me.
I have dual screens, that's important to know. And obviously this is a throwaway.
So I have facebook up on the right one and reddit up on my m... | 3 | 5 | |
1409947901 | 1410015790 | t3_2fkvp0 | t5_2to41 | 3,385 | SibcyRoad: TIFU by putting in a tampon
My cat was sitting in front of me. The tampon had a string. Cats like string.
TL;DR: My pussy attacked my pussy.
sellmeyourusedtampon: See username.
Ohyeskatie: Why would you want a used tampon...
thelieswetell: There's a subreddit I could link you that would ruin your day.
O... | 14 | 241.785714 | |
1409946949 | 1409957214 | t3_2fku34 | t5_2to41 | 10 | witch-hunted-doe: TIFU by causing a witch-hunt in class
This happened a week ago. An alternative title would be: "TIFU and nearly got my head lopped off in class"
I recently re-started school (I was home schooled for a while) in this international school, that's supposedly one of the finest in the country.
I typical... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1409949838 | 1410066763 | t3_2fkz2u | t5_2to41 | 564 | pantherasolutions: TIFU by slapping my cousins ass.
This just happened like 5 minutes ago, and I am still in shock.
So me, my mom, aunt, and cousin are sitting outside on the deck.
Keep in mind, that our pool connects right to our deck.
I am 17, and my cousin is 25.
Here's when the moment of terror begins...
So were... | 6 | 94 | |
1409949792 | 1409961059 | t3_2fkz03 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hithrow4way: TIFU by leaving my receipt out on the table
I'm a stay at home mother while my husband works. We have a son. He recently just started got back to school and we signed him up for the after-school program. (Yay, for free baby sitting.) My son doesn't arrive home until later in the day around 6:30 pm , and my... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1409950992 | 1409951939 | t3_2fl0x6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with with a girl from OKcupid.
So I just moved to a new town and I've been looking for companionship. I turned to the internet to help me. I invited a girl over to my place to hang out. Anyways I've never met this girl in person before. She comes over and is big but has a cute face I guess... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1409948505 | 1409954934 | t3_2fkwrk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to take my permit out of my pocket.
I came back home after some driving, and it was time to do the laundry. So I put my pants in the washing machine, completely forgetting to check the pockets.
The next day, I couldn't find my permit. As I thought hard, trying to remember where they were ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409951280 | 1409951994 | t3_2fl1gz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Thunder21: TIFU by spilling boiling hot nicotine on my dick.
Well this morning (Yes. It actually happened today.) I woke up. Being the new college student I am coupled with a couple bad decisions last night, my hangover felt like I've had a huge erection the last 3 days and had been starving my brain of blood. It was b... | 3 | 2 | |
1409950627 | 1410012081 | t3_2fl0d1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pat_Magroin89: TIFU by forgetting how to "ninja-pee"
The year was 1994. I was a 5 year old kindergartner living in Cornelius, OR going to Echo Shaw Elementary School. I lived with my mother, father, and little brother. All my life my parents taught me the value of the little things in life, one of my favorite "little ... | 3 | 2 | |
1409949981 | 1409961205 | t3_2fkzat | t5_2to41 | 15 | wally_gockit: TIFU by telling a 3 year old his dad didn't love him
So this happened to me about a year ago when I was teaching preschool. As many of you may know it is not uncommon for kids to cry when they get dropped off. So I have this little boy crying and crying on my lap and a couple of other kids sitting on the ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1409952394 | 1409985025 | t3_2fl3ex | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting mad at my cat
I want to start by saying that my mother can be a fairly emotional woman. Even though she can be frustrating to deal with at times, I will always love and respect her. I would never denounce or attack her in any way, emotionally or physically. This background is helpful to the s... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1409953020 | 1410037426 | t3_2fl4iq | t5_2to41 | 152 | RobinHoodSniper: TIFU by ditching a girl on a "date"/meetup.
Inspired by the recent "TIFU by going on a date with a girl I met on Tinder." Saw that post and decided to share my story. Sorry in advance for the terrible formatting. Warning this is a bit of a long read but I promise it is worth it!
Recently I've had a ro... | 5 | 30.4 | |
1409954752 | 1410357690 | t3_2fl7fn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU and made my neighbor think I have a dogshit fetish
This happened a couple months ago. I'm noticing that people in my apartment complex aren't picking up after their dogs. There are maintenance landscaper guys, but really the lawn and even the sidewalk are getting nasty between cleanings. I get my shoe ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409954244 | 1409955882 | t3_2fl6k6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tad4828: TIFU by letting my sense of humor dictate my actions ...
Today, I'm in a weird mood and not really thinking things through. I'm standing in my bedroom, trying to find something on TV for background noise while I work. My wife, I knew, had just gone outside to take laundry off of the clothesline because the s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1409955079 | 1409964856 | t3_2fl7y5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Annibal: TIFU by giving my number to a friend I used to know 25 years ago.
So after more or less 25 years I see this guy at a local bar. We start talking briefly recapping our past lifes. I'm going through a difficult and busy period and I share with him some of my current issues. He start saying that I should pray sin... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1409955379 | 1409963112 | t3_2fl8gc | t5_2to41 | 26 | rainbowfuckedme: TIFU by wearing the wrong shirt, and learning my best friend was gay.
TIFU by wearing a Rainbow shirt.
(Throwaway for obvious reasons)
Background : I'm in a big school that takes students from 5 to 20 years old (sort of complex with multiple schools) and because of the number of people there, every ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1409955860 | 1409957213 | t3_2fl987 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ohgodtheitchthrowawa: TIFU by trying to shave my nether regions
Backstory: I'm an average 15 year old guy, who happens to be developing a healthy patch of hair down south. Or should I said, "who had a healthy patch of hair". I tried shaving it today. I have an electric razor I normally use for my face, and while I was ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1409956657 | 1410271294 | t3_2flaiu | t5_2to41 | 13 | PMinisterOfMalaysia: TIFU by wearing my hemp Toms onto a military base.
So to start things off I'm in the Air Force and I own a pair of these hemp toms that absolutely reek like weed. Anyways, I was scheduled for a dentist appointment on my day off so I wake up, shower, throw some clothes on and walk out the door. I ge... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1409957227 | 1409977477 | t3_2flbdv | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by positioning my penis wrong when taking a shit at my girlfriends house.
I was at my girlfriends house for dinner, about an hour ago. I was excused to go use the washroom, i was holding this in for about 2 hours. It had to come out. Now. So, i sat down on the toilet and began feeling the sweet release,... | 3 | 8 | |
1409956636 | 1409960563 | t3_2flahq | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drim498: TIFU (almost) by almost talking about Reddit in a job interview
**TL;DR - I almost mentioned spending a lot of time on Reddit as part of how I keep up with the latest in tech news.**
The organization I work for is dissolving at the end of the month, so I've been looking for a new job. Tuesday I sent a resume ... | 3 | 1 | |
1409956326 | 1410031721 | t3_2fl9y5 | t5_2to41 | 167 | QuesoTaco: TIFU by getting blue toilet water in my asshole
Today, I bought $16 worth of Taco Bell, relishing every bite. It was the perfect food to my high. I went home, took a long sobering nap, and woke up to a rumbling in my stomach that was the fury of cheap fast food. I made my way to the bath room, lifted the lid... | 5 | 33.4 | |
1409959170 | 1409992896 | t3_2flefk | t5_2to41 | 1,688 | exus666: TIFU by ripping my coworkers heart out.
Hello Reddit.
This is my first ever post so please forgive me if I am somewhat out of form.
This TIFU happened today at work. In fact I just got home and felt I needed to share it while the agony and pain is still searing.
First a little background:
So I work in an ... | 8 | 211 | |
1409959415 | 1409962603 | t3_2fless | t5_2to41 | 8 | riograndekingtrude: TIFU by shaving my index finger [pics] [slightly gross]
http://imgur.com/a/tE3HZ
Today I started to clean out some moving boxes. I have put it off for nearly six months now. I dug into one that was bathroom toiletries and with little care as most of it was just dumped in by the movers. Right away I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1409960313 | 1409981490 | t3_2flg6j | t5_2to41 | 666 | CommandoInClass: TIFU by going commando in P.E.
This is my first real TIFU, so excuse me if I say it wrong, I also linger here on my main.
It all started in the morning, I'd just woken up by my alarm, and took a shower. I got back to my room and got clothing on. To some minor annoyance, I realized all my underwear was... | 9 | 74 | |
1409961452 | 1409970154 | t3_2flhuu | t5_2to41 | 3 | Edthebig: TIFU by going out with a girl that saw my penis hanging from my shorts.
DeathAndRebirth: shoulda gave her [a buck fiddy](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buck-fifty%20(also%20buck-fiddy)
autourbanbot: *Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of* [***buck-fifty (also buck-fiddy)***](http://www.ur... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409961776 | 1409996956 | t3_2flic6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | nailartthrowaway: TIFU by making my womb festive
I like nail art. It's like having a little picture that you can look at whenever you want! I know that there are some "professional" methods, but I really just like to draw on/stick stuff to my nails and see what happens.
Today, I had a day off of work, so I painted my ... | 3 | 6 | |
1409961173 | 1409971487 | t3_2flhg8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get a woman i trust to give me sex toy pointers for use on my girlfriend...she came home and caught us together. NOTHING HAPPENED
(i traveled cross country with this woman for three months, and there is NOTHING sexual between us...we just dont hold back, and i have always enjoyed her perspe... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1409962687 | 1409967341 | t3_2fljnl | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk dialing my boss
So I have been drinking pretty hard in the last few months because I have been sinking in debt and wasn't handling it very well. I have been at my current job for over 2 years and have never been given a raise. It's very low paying, so all of my savings and credit have completel... | 4 | 5 | |
1409962678 | 1410155702 | t3_2fljmz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Swag walk
I was at the bar last week and hung out with a few buddies i knew and some new people. We were outside the bar just hanging out just talking. This new person i met offer me a cigarette for a smoke out. So I took the offer and we were just hanging out having a weed sesh outside the bar. Later t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409964141 | 1409993118 | t3_2fllrr | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheKrazyR: TIFU by getting a text
GattsUnfinished: Shame on you. He really, really thought you were a wizard.
No doubt he looked disappointed.
TheKrazyR: Hahahaa. Too right! I wish i was a wizard.
Teotwawki69: You have to know how to spell it before you can become one.
TheKrazyR: Well, hopefully Hogwarts teaches Engl... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1409964737 | 1409975008 | t3_2flmnj | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my nose before speech
I'm currently a senior in high school. Every year in the beginning of school, we have an assembly for the new students. I'm a good student, always involved in extra curricular activities so the principal actually had a talk with me and asked me if I can give an encouragi... | 4 | 5 | |
1409966830 | 1410016018 | t3_2flpma | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drfool: TIFU by going on a blind date...
So this actually happened yesterday, which is rare for a TIFU I know, but none the less it was kind of a shocking story...
So I have been chatting, texting, snapchatting with this girl, let's call her E, for the past few weeks. She is a friend of a friend, and a regular at o... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1409966529 | 1409967477 | t3_2flp7k | t5_2to41 | 18 | alissaeileennn: TIFU by letting my dog hump me and now he has blue balls.
My boyfriend and I recently adopted a puppy who is about 8-9 months and isn't neutered. So naturally this dog is going to hump everything in front of him. Well the past week he's been trying to hump me and it's just like humping the air so I thou... | 3 | 6 | |
1409968213 | 1409969459 | t3_2flrik | t5_2to41 | 11 | demoniccircle: TIFU by sneezing while peeing
sophicyogastudent: hahaha did you really need a TL;DR?
TL;DR: was TL;DR necessary?
Powermant: Tl;dr: unnecessary tl;dr
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1409969422 | 1410366904 | t3_2flt70 | t5_2to41 | 3 | thebigswole: TIFU by painting myself with house paint
Long story short my favorite team had a football game tonight and in the spur of the moment combined with alcohol I ended up painting my entire chest with house paint instead of some kind of designed for human use body paint. Behr to be exact. The paint dried and cr... | 3 | 1 | |
1409970327 | 1409973445 | t3_2flt5a | t5_2to41 | 7 | tybacore: Some hate being around people but also don't like loneliness. It's a quirk of humanity and I've never been able to get a solid answer as to why it is or how to solve it.
iwishiknewme: it doesn't make any sense, I just want to love and be loved. Whatever happened to that? Now people need everything to themselv... | 7 | 1 | |
1409967271 | 1409997889 | t3_2flq7s | t5_2to41 | 10 | LittleHummingbirdy: TIFU by getting flustered and putting my foot in my mouth.
I'm a hairstylist, and I've never noticed that when I enter what style/haircut I give someone, apparently I say "we did a nice___" (whatever it may be).
Anyways, I was cutting this guys hair that was about my age. He had come in with his g... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1409969537 | 1409972094 | t3_2fltcn | t5_2to41 | 3 | WisconsinBBO: TIFU because I used spray foam to fix a few cracks.
I'm on my way to bear hunt with my 5 year old daughter. We are headed to a big enclosed shooting house, complete with stairs, Marvin windows, cedar siding, and a shingled roof. I have only had a small bear coming in to the bait, so I had no intentions ... | 3 | 1 | |
1409971437 | 1409982639 | t3_2flvqb | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend know my throwaway gay username
So I was on reddit mobile at school with a good mate (in a circle of friends) and he suggested a funny comment to write on a post. Okay, not that bad, just posted it from whatever account I was on. He then goes "okay i'll find it and upvote it so you c... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1409972410 | 1409987048 | t3_2flx0r | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwawayaccount156: TIFU by snapchatting my crush
So this night I had a major fuck up. I have pretty close friends where snapchatting each other while shitting is no big deal. I decide to be funny and snapchat my friend a picture that was obvious I was pooping with the caption "when the shit big and ur butthole small"... | 5 | 5 | |
1409973248 | 1410036738 | t3_2fly4n | t5_2to41 | 136 | welp-: TIFU by learning Tagalog to surprise my in-laws but not telling them about it.
So recently I got married. My wife is Filipino and I'm White.
I thought it would be really cool if maybe I could learn more about Filipino culture and maybe even learn to speak a dialect or two.
So I did. I took night classes for 2-... | 8 | 17 | |
1409974415 | 1409975254 | t3_2flzlp | t5_2to41 | 20 | CuddlyMango: TIFU by swallowing when I should've spat
This actually happened about 2 years ago.
It was a school morning and I woke up late. About 30 minutes late. With my mouth open and drool on my pillow. Yeah, not a great start to my morning. So I went to the washroom to quickly shower and get ready, and in my hurr... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1409975038 | 1409979029 | t3_2fm0di | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend or whatever that I didn't like the way she was treating me last night.
God fucking dammnit this is fuckin' fucked. She told me a week ago that if my relationship with her causes me so much distress maybe I should consider what it is worth. Last night she was being extremely flip... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1409975316 | 1409978066 | t3_2fm0q5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Habanero Tabasco Sauce
Now let me just let ya'll know that I like to eat spicy stuff (mostly Frank's Red Hot Sauce). I would usually get used to the heat, and I started to move on to eating Tabasco Hot Sauce.
So last night, I had chicken nuggets with habanero flavored Tabasco Sauce; it was my... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409976207 | 1409978207 | t3_2fm1u5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | SMASH917: TIFU by helping a drunk get home
So tonight I was on a train and a young guy got really sick from drinking. Most people moved away but I've been there so I wanted to help and make sure this kid got home safe. Unfortunate this kid's destination was a train stop past mine. Soooooo I had to get a taxi back to my... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1409976964 | 1409978204 | t3_2fm2rx | t5_2to41 | 2 | Foolishdogs: TIFU by forgetting I was in a League of Legends game.
I feel so bad haha... The game started, and during the load screen I went and got some water. Ended up talking with family, and forgot about the game. Came back twenty minutes later and face palmed.
Oh well if I get banned I deserve it. Sure showed tha... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1409976261 | 1410029459 | t3_2fm1w7 | t5_2to41 | 184 | DreamTherapy: TIFU by walking in on my mom's naked friend (PART 2)
Part 1 Here: http://redd.it/2f25qb
This is still a fuck up on my part, however I do not consider it as bad as the one in part one
So fast forward roughly a year or more into the future of part 1. I was out with some friends at a movie (I believe it wa... | 4 | 46 | |
1409979962 | 1409990385 | t3_2fm66r | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting cancer
MonarchGod: I'm going to get a lot of negatives for this but I've got to say it. You kinda seem like a prick from what I read here. I hate you got cancer and all but I think that maybe you should stop and think that the world doesn't revolve around you even if you're diagnosed with ca... | 3 | 2 | |
1409980755 | 1409985286 | t3_2fm733 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my ex-gf too many questions and separately derped hard in front of my family, but as I was opening my laptop to post this I had an epiphany regarding a headcannon philosophy. I'm at a [6] and falling. NSFW?
^(let's call her)Monique and I have been officially exes for two years, ex-fwb's for a ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1409980215 | 1410021135 | t3_2fm6h7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | rpnewton: TIFU by watching porn at the airport
My computer has this annoying habit. In the event the laptop is closed while a video is playing, upon opening once again, the same video will play for a few seconds regardless of keyboard actions. This was particularly annoying last Wednesday. I was sitting in front of Gat... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1409981506 | 1410000783 | t3_2fm7wj | t5_2to41 | 4 | anhyzerguy: TIFU by bailing out my junkie nephew who promptly disappeared.
He managed to slip away before we were able to pick him up at the remand centre, in spite of promises to go to detox, etc. Goodbye $500. Last bridge burned, more warrants to come. Good luck pal, we tried...
anhyzerguy: I just feel bad that I've ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409978097 | 1410011044 | t3_2fm46m | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to my crotch (NSFW? Idk)
This is literally the most embarrassing story of my life, but nobody knows me here so I totally feel like I can do this.
Story:
Had a huge final exam in a hall about a half-mile from my dormitory. Stressed out, in the middle of so many exams everythin... | 3 | 7 | |
1409983569 | 1409991349 | t3_2fm9zx | t5_2to41 | 17 | Varriable: TIFU by defecating behind a 7/11...
So I've always had a sensitive stomach. Theres things I avoid such as heavy butter, a lot of chocolate, subway meatball marinara, (specific things ive learned to avoid) and so on. Well one of those things is garlic covered hot pockets. Well, working late as my usual night ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1409986116 | 1410058906 | t3_2fmcb2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking over my water bottle
Onto my bed which had my laptop.
And water got in it and it won't turn on. It won't charge, and it keeps trying to use the fan.
What makes it worse is this is my life line. I need it for school, games and work. My job isn't enough hours to get a decent computer.
T... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1409986212 | 1410010533 | t3_2fmce3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by appearing to jack off into my cereal
So this actually happened to a good friend of mine a few hours ago. He told it to me and I thought you guys may enjoy it. (This is what he sent me. I edited it because he can't spell.) "So I have this Cinnamon Toast Crunch right? And I haven't showered in a two da... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1409986854 | 1409987643 | t3_2fmcyh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting how to have a period.
Today I went to the bathroom in the afternoon after getting home and noticed that I had started my period. Luckily I was home so I could quickly swap my gross blood-soaked panties for my first fresh pair of period undies. I put in a tampon and called it a day. A co... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410017120 | 1410131420 | t3_2fm00h | t5_2to41 | 5 | Volatilize: Oh yes. We're all idiots. Out of curiosity, how do you not have to pay for it?
lord_sherlock_holmes: OPs car insurance pays for the repair...
Volatilize: Assuming OP has collision coverage. That's pretty expensive.
And wouldn't OP still have to cover the deductible?
lord_sherlock_holmes: No...deductable o... | 5 | 1 | |
1409988291 | 1410021617 | t3_2fmee6 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by flatulating during an Magnetic Resonance Imaging appointment.
For the past three years I have been experiencing low levels of chronic pain in my hand/wrist area. With my current work in finishing carpentry this pain has steadily and increasingly got more and more excessive to a point that I have had ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1409988836 | 1410120507 | t3_2fmew5 | t5_2to41 | 285 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving oral sex to my girlfriend.
Was my girlfriend's birthday..took her to her favorite place to get some spicy Indian food. Started to take care of her lady bits with my mouth only to realize that some of the spicy was still on my tongue.
Never again.
KafkaTamura90: Had a similar post-Indian din... | 11 | 25.909091 | |
1409990354 | 1409991714 | t3_2fmg52 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By bringing a girl over and letting her fall off my roof.
TL;DR Brought a girl over, she falls off my roof and breaks her wrist. Also burnt dinner.
SO earlier this week I met a girl in class who was super cool, so I asked her to hang out. This was our first time hanging out outside of class. So we go ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1409991271 | 1409993535 | t3_2fmguf | t5_2to41 | 0 | throwawayHERO151: TIFU by asking my girlfriend's best friend out on a date with intentions to fuck her
so i been w/ my gf (who is a 9/10) for 6 years and hit a major opening with one of her (8/10) best friends this summer. hot tub. mixed drinks , etc. we never closed but i always thought there was an opening to be expl... | 4 | 0 | |
1409988249 | 1410020476 | t3_2fmecn | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being intensely stupid
As with most posts, this did not happen today, but in fact a year ago.
It was a cold winter day in late December. Snow was everywhere and I did what I usually do in that weather- go to a friend's house for some vidya gaem. I'm going to call him Matt. Matt and I had been friend... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1409991554 | 1410001377 | t3_2fmh3e | t5_2to41 | 3 | DarknessRain: TIFU by trying to wash a pillow.
Background: I'm renting a room from this nice older couple in a city away from home for uni. I have my own room and bathroom, and access to the kitchen, wherein there is a washer and a dryer.
There was a bed already in my room with pillows and blankets, but I brought a p... | 3 | 1 | |
1409999510 | 1410000927 | t3_2fmn32 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my insecure roomate a lesbian TWICE!
Hello Reddit!
So a bit of background:
I am currently on erasmus in The Netherlands and I share a house with two random girls I met back home but that were going to go on the same erasmus. One, lets call her Dany, is great, she's 25, nerdy and sweet, the ... | 4 | 1.5 |
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