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1409999601 | 1410022022 | t3_2fmn5y | t5_2to41 | 374 | n0t_a_Bot: TIFU I decided it was a good idea to continue programming on my hobby project whilst drunk and tired...
and now I am faced with various nonsensical scripts full of code without comments and variables like "abcabc" and methods like "dostuff".I think I might have also changed a ton of stuff which was working p... | 9 | 41.555556 | |
1410000274 | 1410002864 | t3_2fmnod | t5_2to41 | 9 | theNICEguyagain: TIFU By complementing my girlfriend after receiving oral.
So the story begins with me and my SO laying on my bed. Like most couples you have probably seen the first 20 minutes of a half dozen movies before fun time. Well 20 minutes goes by and she starts to slowly go down on me. After another 5-10 minu... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410001171 | 1410005705 | t3_2fmod3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | HK_GwaiLou: TIFU by snipping my tip
Was at my girlfriends house today, randomly took out my member for her to take a gander at. I worked hard all week and I wanted to have some fun. She disapproved of it saying the pubes have grown too long. I walked away feeling dissapointed and went into the bathroom. I then saw a go... | 4 | 3 | |
1410000617 | 1410073565 | t3_2fmny2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not saving my friend's phone number.
Alright so before I start this story we will need a little bit of backstory. When I was 13-17 I was in the boy scouts program where I made a lot of friends. The way it works in the program is boys from the age of 12-17 all do activities as a part of a troop.
Anyw... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1410004548 | 1410084181 | t3_2fmr1v | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at the bedroom with a black light.
First of all, the building I live in is a nuthouse. Most people just wouldn't believe the shit that's happened to me since I moved in here. I haven't moved away in part because I didn't know how long I'd be in here in DC and getting a lease under a year is d... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1410004762 | 1410017083 | t3_2fmr7r | t5_2to41 | 14 | marco_cz: TIFU by getting drunk & high with our German teacher.
First, you have to understand, Czech republic is a place where 13yo girls get drunk and high, and nobody actually gives a shit. I understood this right after I got to this school.
I came to this school, and I thought, damn, it is said to be one of the... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1410007972 | 1410039064 | t3_2fmu8b | t5_2to41 | 1,432 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking an ex
This happened about a year ago
I was away for business and got hit up by an ex of mine from college. We'd ended things on good terms and remained friends, although we hadn't seen each-other in years.
Fast forward to dinner and I get a txt from her, saying she saw is was in town from m... | 19 | 75.368421 | |
1410008500 | 1410101841 | t3_2fmupr | t5_2to41 | 679 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning up litter that was not litter
I was walking my dogs in vast field by my house, in heavy winds. In the middle of the field is a copse of trees. When I got there I noticed a red cord fluttering in the wind. There was a huge length of red knitting wool that had wound its way around the copse of... | 8 | 84.875 | |
1410013198 | 1410019377 | t3_2fmzzt | t5_2to41 | 17 | KurzWebber: TIFU by checking my facebook messages
This is literally my first post, could possibly be a throwaway account but seen as though I use this username for practically everything... Maybe thats not such a bright idea? Anyway, fuck it.
This happened last weekend and I've only realised how much of a fuck up thi... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1410014368 | 1410026590 | t3_2fn1iq | t5_2to41 | 18 | goofballl: TIFU [Meta] Can we have a day where we take the T in the acronym literally?
I enjoy reading this sub as much as anyone, but there's a difference between stories that happened weeks or years ago and recent ones. With fuck ups that are current, everyone gets the chance to experience the situation as it unfolds... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1410015228 | 1410090377 | t3_2fn2mz | t5_2to41 | 46 | mvpnick11: TIFU by calling my Girlfriend by my Ex-Girlfriends name.
After a long day of fooling around multiple time and living off of about 4 hours asleep at 4 in the morning, my girlfriend decided she wanted to horseplay around. Well i was in zombie mode fading in and out of sleep and she did something to where i sa... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1410015033 | 1410039050 | t3_2fn2dr | t5_2to41 | 6 | fattyboombaladdy: TIFU by having sex in the living room NSFW
First post so bear with me. Visiting gf, who I haven't seen in a while. We go out to grab some food. First.. details.
To set up the scenario, my gf's apartment is a three room apartment where all the rooms lie parallel to each other. The first room where ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410015719 | 1410122123 | t3_2fn3ar | t5_2to41 | 249 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending dirty texts to my ex.
I was sending a dirty text to my ex I had been sleeping with for the last year since we broke up. He was going on his first date since we broke up and I wanted to seduce him. I told him that he does kinky things to me in my fantasies. His reply was, "Oh yea?" My reply w... | 22 | 11.318182 | |
1410012285 | 1410019676 | t3_2fmyw5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | cats_and_vibrators: TIFU by sleeping bottom-naked
Last night it felt warm, so I took off my pants and underpants. It was storming out. I am on my period. These things are important. Normally in my life, when I sleep, there is no flow. I never understood those extra-long and huge nighttime pads because that didn't happe... | 3 | 4 | |
1410016354 | 1410084076 | t3_2fn484 | t5_2to41 | 43 | the_rolypoly_shitter: TIFU by going to Roly Poly after class
This happened yesterday not today but I could not bring myself to type this up after it had happened. I have never had a TIFU worthy of a story but yesterday changed all of that.
So a little background of myself to put this story into perspective onto why i... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1410018842 | 1410052388 | t3_2fn7ib | t5_2to41 | 10,231 | SporadicGenius: TIFU by underestimating the power of my anus
This happened about 30 minutes ago.
I've been living in Asia for about two years now and during this time I've avoided doing "number two" in public restrooms that don't have sit down toilets.
For those of you unfamiliar with the alternative, it's basically ... | 14 | 730.785714 | |
1410018100 | 1410020960 | t3_2fn6jn | t5_2to41 | 11 | readanddream: TIFU by microwaving my sushi
Well, instead of defrosting it, I must have pushed the wrong button and I microwaved it... I don't know how the fucking defrosing works....
nerdmob: Your first mistake was buying frozen sushi.
readanddream: I love sushi, and sometimes I don't have other choices. I love sushi.
... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1410017479 | 1410063990 | t3_2fn5qe | t5_2to41 | 75 | wow_such_dog: TIFU by making people laugh.
Yesterday, I went on a date with my girlfriend. We got Taco Del Mar, played Frisbee in the park, went and walked around the mall and then went to the movies. It was awesome and because we hadn't seen each other for a while, we were getting really handsy. Anyway, we went and sa... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1410018662 | 1410242017 | t3_2fn7ae | t5_2to41 | 109 | omgfuckedupbyturtle: TIFU and got beaten up by a turtle I thought was my friend.
Yesterday evening, I was taking a walk with my friend and we decided to stop at our neighborhood playground. It's dumb because we're both college-aged girls, but we mostly just sat on the swings and talked about shit.
She decided to see i... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1410021562 | 1410022183 | t3_2fnbj9 | t5_2to41 | 1 | brows141: TIFU by letting my wife use my tablet.
I had been perusing the newest posts on /r/gonewild last night and decided to get to bed early for once. Forgot to close the explorer window I was using and left a picture of a lovely lady's ass, hand between the legs fingering herself. My wife decided to use my tablet ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410015501 | 1410030327 | t3_2fn30m | t5_2to41 | 7 | Figjewtons_: TIFU by running out of post-it notes.
A few days ago, I decided to start making a triforce on the wall of my dorm out of post-it notes. I messed up by misjudging the amount of post-its I had, so I ran out. At this time, my roommate left to go grab food. I also had my boyfriend over, and we wanted to have s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410021743 | 1410526362 | t3_2fnbt7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | drifter15: TIFU by making a stupid bet with a friend
I made a bet with a good friend yesterday on who would win on Thursday between the Green Bay Packers and Seattle Seahawks on Thursday 4 September. He is a diehard Seahawks fan and I have little interest in football, I was bored and slightly drunk. The bet was the los... | 14 | 3 | |
1410022186 | 1410055226 | t3_2fncho | t5_2to41 | 179 | [deleted]: TIFU ripping my anus with a killer poop
This happened few years ago when I liked testing all kinds of diets. For a time I've been on keto diet. For those who don't know it's a diet where you can eat everything except carbs. That mean lots of proteins and fats.
For a while it was going well, but after some t... | 5 | 35.8 | |
1410023579 | 1410034210 | t3_2fnemw | t5_2to41 | 4 | The_Babby: TIFU by buying a headset for my computer.
So I bought a gaming headset for my Mac today (I have windows on it so I can still play games). I don't know much about headsets, so I just grabbed a Turtle Beach X12 gaming headset, which claimed to have PC compatibility. I get home, tear open the box, and start set... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410025132 | 1410028918 | t3_2fnh2l | t5_2to41 | 8 | iWhisky: TIFU by fucking up a neighbor's car
This happened to me back in 2008, I was 11 years old and didn't have anything to do as we were in summer in our apartment (back from vacations for one night my parents had something to do) so I was bored like hell and my older sister was using the computer. I was chilling, r... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410025388 | 1410027144 | t3_2fnhgv | t5_2to41 | 39 | Dereavy: TIFU by saying two words.
I am now banned from my computer for a week. My sister was working on a presentation, and apparently was doing a lot of important stuff on the internet, I didn't know any of this, so when my sister asked me how to take a screenshot, I naturally replied "Alt F4". All was calm for a bit... | 3 | 13 | |
1410026201 | 1410141885 | t3_2fnipx | t5_2to41 | 77 | johnforner21: TIFU by going to my dead cousins birthday party
okay I'm still hungover at this moment so if there's some misspellings or anything like that please forget me this happened last night.
now let me give you a little bit of background first my cousin committed suicide on April 17th of this year I was unable ... | 8 | 9.625 | |
1410027043 | 1413024984 | t3_2fnk2o | t5_2to41 | 3 | strapiton1: TIFU by fucking my bf in the ass.
I'm a female. I met my (now ex) bf online. He lived about 5 hours away. The very first day we met, he drove the 5 hours to my place just to catch a movie with me and then drove back home. He was gorgeous and I was instantly attracted.
Fast forward 6 months, we decide to mo... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1410025655 | 1410126635 | t3_2fnhvc | t5_2to41 | 2,361 | ASlimShadyLurkin: TIFU by turning on my old phone and sending a picture of my penis to a girl
So this started way back on my birthday in 2012. I decided to treat myself for it and bought a new phone. On my way home a girl I had been going out with sent me a sexy pic wishing me a happy birthday. Great, as soon as I got ... | 7 | 337.285714 | |
1410028427 | 1410029699 | t3_2fnm7v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a strip club
So I was bored and wandering around my town and I was approached to go to a strip club and said yeah why not, anyway as I get there a woman approaches me flirts with me and asks if I want to use my dance card with her she looked amazing so why not, like an idiot she says we can ... | 4 | 1 | |
1410030191 | 1410041711 | t3_2fnovw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a video of fishermen using kittens as bait
I used to have actual emotions but now I just feel some sort of weird John Travolta nothingness..
Abergoon: You have become desensitised. Watching LiveLeak (and other, much worse sites) did that to me years ago.
[deleted]: Same here. But I can't be... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410030981 | 1410048810 | t3_2fnq3t | t5_2to41 | 101 | kill-me-pls: TIFU by having diarrhea and a boner during a meeting.
This happened yesterday in a meeting at work. I'm still utterly reeling from it.
The back story is that I've been sick the past couple of days, but nothing that I couldn't go to work on. My stomach was giving me problems and I had a head cold, but it w... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1410032273 | 1410126606 | t3_2fns3u | t5_2to41 | 34 | Megas_Matthaios: TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend's brother.
This was actually a few years ago. I didn't have Reddit at that time. We've broken up since then, but not because of this. So, to get to the story. It was my girlfriend her brother and me in her car. She was driving, I was in the passenger seat, and her brot... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1410032658 | 1410034433 | t3_2fnspk | t5_2to41 | 7 | DeWittness: TIFU by Shitting My Shirt.
I just started working for a multimillion dollar fashion company. It was my first day in the office of their headquarters. I was wearing a brand-new, button-up shirt, all business-like. I'm nervous, but have myself disguised as a young professional.
One too many coffees (whi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410030401 | 1410118997 | t3_2fnp8a | t5_2to41 | 202 | thewrongword: TIFU by being a horny college student in a nasty dry spell.
My TIFU, like many, did not actually happen today.
**Some background:** I was an engineering student who was going on a bit of yearlong dry spell. I had transferred schools and blah blah blah [insert engineer time excuse here]. I was living wi... | 5 | 40.4 | |
1410034847 | 1410119887 | t3_2fnw4t | t5_2to41 | 8 | meepmeep723: TIFU Feel like crap. Ran over a dog.
Was leaving an acquaintances house, was backing out of a dead end street (culdesac) and had a car waiting to get past me, I went forward felt two thumps and when I looked back I see a small black dog and blood. Fuck. Owner was outside, I got down to check guy charges at... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410024430 | 1410043892 | t3_2fnfzf | t5_2to41 | 2 | Chem_chem: TIFU by almost drowning at Dongfest 2010
As with many of the submitted TIFU's, this did not happen today. Back in high school I lived in a 'normal' suburban neighborhood, but attended a public school in an extremely affluent town. I hung out with most of the normal, but one of my friend's parents did excepti... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410035335 | 1410035728 | t3_2fnwuu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting up with a transvestite on craigslist.
I woke up this morning with a penis the size of about 3 inches. Which means I am horny as fuck. Whats better then craigslist when you want to release your "man"naise? Type in your city, go to personals, and then casual encounters... boom. You're getting l... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410035717 | 1410040934 | t3_2fnxgx | t5_2to41 | 145 | _Hennessy_: TIFU and read a text message my mom recieved
It was not today that I f'd up, it was a few weeks ago. I was stopping by my rents place to do some laundry, per the usual Saturday thing. It was just my mother and I in the house. I hear her phone go off and derp my way over to it. I see that my mother has r... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1410037887 | 1410043777 | t3_2fo0su | t5_2to41 | 5 | dopadelic: TIFU by zapping my brain for an exam
For my neural implant engineering class, my TA told us that the exam would mostly be regurgitation of the papers. I should've known better that it was an engineering class that it would be more about problem solving.
Needless to say, I thought it would be nice to use tDCS... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410037607 | 1410203709 | t3_2fo0cn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Pritulas: TIFU by not training the girl I'm seeing
I am a certified personal trainer, so is the girl I'm seeing. Her family is in town, and so she is busy with them for the weekend.
She just finishes up with her last client and gets ready to train herself. I come to say hi, and she asks me to train her for the 20 mi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410038922 | 1410042302 | t3_2fo2bn | t5_2to41 | 22 | 50poundsofwater: TIFU by drinking too much water.
tl;dr I drank about 50 pounds of water in 4 days, and acted extraordinarily high.
(Alt account because I'd rather not have this connected to me.)
So, I had always heard that you feel fuller if you drink water. I have the problem that I always get hungry during scho... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1410039999 | 1410063194 | t3_2fo3we | t5_2to41 | 112 | Searacine: TIFU by demolishing a Starbucks restroom
TIFU... This is something that happened nearly three weeks ago, but I can still see the look on their faces as I exited the restroom.
I took a trip to El Paso to cover a story and had driven from Dallas to there, straight through. I first stopped at my hotel but my ... | 6 | 18.666667 | |
1410040380 | 1410056294 | t3_2fo4ig | t5_2to41 | 7 | AvengerGeni: TIFU by not drinking enough water. (NSFW)
This happened at around 1:30 AM, so technically today. My boyfriend had been gone on a work trip for 4 days. We were both really excited for him to come home so we could get some sexy times going.
He woke me up around 1 or so and just immediately jumped me. I was... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410036188 | 1410043225 | t3_2fny6h | t5_2to41 | 7 | taxlike: TIFU by climbing a tree in kindergarten
Basically this story follows me for my whole life and I used it to introduce myself in my new courses in school this year.
So back in kindergarten there was like a v-formed tree you could climb up by pressing yourself against it.
I'm not the most talented person in this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410041111 | 1410046249 | t3_2fo5lm | t5_2to41 | -5 | TheDaycreeper: TIFU By taking signals wrong
Sophomore here, the fuck up ended today. I am by no means the best looking, but I also don't look bad. She is a Freshman on the Cheer leading team, good looking, smart etc. So in lunch I was sitting alone, Don't like eating with people, I know I'm weird. I walk over sit at th... | 7 | -0.714286 | |
1410042933 | 1410077470 | t3_2fo8aj | t5_2to41 | 22 | MiloisLyfe: TIFU by showing my mum the wonder that is meatspin.
This happened about an hour ago.
So little bit of information first, my mate has recently put a program onto my laptop which opens meatspin and blasts it full volume randomly between 5 minutes and 2 hours which then repeats if closed, he has also hidden i... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1410043168 | 1410045805 | t3_2fo8mi | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend to cut her lesbian act.
This happened a couple months ago.
A little backstory. I'm 21 year old guy and my friend is 20 year old girl let's call her Jane. We've been friends since high school and both ended up moving to same city for university so we've managed to stay good friends.... | 3 | 0 | |
1410043865 | 1410112015 | t3_2fo9mp | t5_2to41 | 26 | Kate96320: TIFU by teaching my aunt how to use skype (NSFW)
So my aunt lives right around the corner and two days ago she got the old tablet from her grandson (he has a new one apparently). They explained how it worked and stuff like that so she could skype with them.
So, yesterday came to our house because my aunt ha... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1410041516 | 1410205220 | t3_2fo67m | t5_2to41 | 31 | givemesomefood: TIFU by giving a girl my number
So today i went to a fairly large mall and I accidentally bumped into a very attractive woman. After that fateful encounter we began talking and realized we had a lot in common. So when I was about to leave, I decide to give her my number. But to my stupidity, I gave her... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1410045920 | 1410047947 | t3_2focnz | t5_2to41 | 27 | Qomolangma: TIFU by confusing the 'password' box for the 'username' box.
This actually did happen today.
My boss was showing me how to do something on the computer, so she had me login. Unfortunately, I somehow managed to type my password where my username is supposed to go.
So she saw my password. No big deal, rig... | 3 | 9 | |
1410045813 | 1410046418 | t3_2focig | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a public toilet
Sofly_sky: I always wondered how shit spattered hits the wall behind the toilet. ... I thought it was always done on purpose!
redditorrandom: Hahahaha! In this case it was completely unintentional. I would rather not be a filthy scumbag like that, but that place was NASTY. My s... | 3 | 2 | |
1410046275 | 1410080430 | t3_2fod3g | t5_2to41 | 6 | DarkoTheGreat: TIFU by blundering miserably and running from the field in tears
When I was sixth grade, I was a goalkeeper for my (local) football club. We had this tournament every year in december, when teams from other cities and states would come to my town to play (I am from Serbia), including the best ones. Two m... | 3 | 2 | |
1410047011 | 1410076767 | t3_2foe58 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Losing My First Kiss to a Stranger (mildly NSFW)
For context, I am already in university but I'd never dated anyone seriously or done, well, anything. I'd been on a few dates, but there were never sparks, and definitely never any action. I'm also really awkward about physical contact, which comes up ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410047289 | 1410188761 | t3_2foel9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | soulruler: TIFU by showing my daughter "E.T"
Here's my self nomination for father of the year...
So recently my 4 year old girl wants me to tell her stories to help go to sleep, as opposed to reading a story from books. When I do this I usually think of a story I already know and then shorten it and modify it to have ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1410046795 | 1410049451 | t3_2fodue | t5_2to41 | 10 | huntercrow22: TIFU by using a scented lotion on a fresh tattoo.
It fucking burnt but I didnt rinse it off right away cause it was the only lotion on hand, A couple hours later I got a hold of some fragrance free shit. Hope I didnt damage my new piece.
lickastick: Ouch, the tattoo should be ok. As long as you don't make... | 5 | 2 | |
1410045974 | 1410059549 | t3_2focq0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | goddamnitpandora: TIFU by using Pandora while having sex (NSFW)
I'm starting a new job this week and my girlfriend (appropriately) thought a day of having sex and eating pizza/watching movies would be a great way to prepare for the oncoming week.
We wanted to spice things up, so we bought shitty clothes from a local ... | 4 | 16 | |
1410047618 | 1410065806 | t3_2fof1w | t5_2to41 | 6 | killzmylandlord: TIFU by letting my foot slip off the brake
Many years ago.
Worked a job where I had to wear a shirt and tie. on the way home one day I decided to pull into a stop-n-cop spot for some weed, reefer, maryjane.
I pulled my sedan type vehicle into the apts. and rolled to a stop in a parking spot that was... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1410049700 | 1410097218 | t3_2fohyz | t5_2to41 | 14 | kikme_KittyGunsGoMew: TIFU by drinking some of my dad's piss. (NSFW)
This happened a while back (2008 to be precise) and here is a little backstory to get you set up.
I used to be an active drug user in my late teens (25 years old & sober now) and I did A LOT of drugs with my parents. My folks would come home wit... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1410061348 | 1410098191 | t3_2foiu9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kodiak_Marmoset: Have you read the books? There's only a single character he *could* be talking about in ADwD.
AbsentmindedAsshole: I have no idea which one either. Please inform
Kodiak_Marmoset: If you seriously want spoiler, just let me know and I'll PM you; I'm not going to run my mouth where the unspoiled can see.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410049467 | 1410104784 | t3_2fohmn | t5_2to41 | 147 | soffo26: TIFU by helping a man in a nightclub bathroom.
I was enjoying a night out with some friends in a nightclub. Now just to set the scene be aware that this is a grimy sort of place, actually once voted as the second worst club in Europe, before the supposed worst burned down, and punters go there well aware they'... | 12 | 12.25 | |
1410050527 | 1410057032 | t3_2foj38 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Dickdestroyer96: TIFU by sending a picture of my dick to a girl
Like most TIFU's, mine wasn't today. It was about 4 years ago in 8th grade.
I was at a friends house during a sleep over with my other friends when one guy, let's call him Kevin, got a random facebook message from this girl no one knew. We, being 14 year ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410050678 | 1410073766 | t3_2foja3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ISortaFuckedUp: TIFU by offering to buy a stranger Sims 4
I know this isn't the best story/usual fuck up and sorry for grammar mistakes I'm currently sick but here goes nothing. I offered to buy a fellow redditor Sims 4 because it was his birthday recently and he didn't have any money to buy it. Long story short the ga... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410051848 | 1410115702 | t3_2fokwy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling off a ladder 3 days ago and they fired me today for it.
I was a temp for a winery in the Northern California Central Valley. I love my job as a cellar worker. I thought I got along with everyone. But the other day I had to put a ladder inside a metal wine tank to hang up oak sticks. As I cli... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1410039973 | 1410065426 | t3_2fo3ut | t5_2to41 | 4 | Laststand12: TIFU by letting my husband finger me.
So this happened a few years ago when said husband was boyfriend. We love cooking together and use the time for bonding. One day we decided to make a dish involving jalepenos (can't recall what we made). Fast forward a couple of hours later and we are in bed fooling ar... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410046626 | 1410066025 | t3_2fodls | t5_2to41 | 6 | svanis: TIFU by doing unsanitary multitasking
Brushing your teeth on the toilet is old news, I dare say it is one of the first efficient combinations we learn as human beings. However, TIFU.
So there I was, getting ready for bed. I had just started brushing my teeth when I feel the sudden urge to make a sacrifice to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410051694 | 1410054068 | t3_2fokp3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by telling my besties bro she had a fetish
Well I'm drunk right now and I basically admitted to my friends brother she had this fetish of being tied up by my best mate, he then told his parents about his sisters fetish...I'm really distressed right now because i think they hate me
Ripper_Bravo_Six: Ah y... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1410053980 | 1410089300 | t3_2fonup | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: [TIFU] By showering without a change of clothes [NSFW]
I love TIFU and I finally have a worthy post! Unlike the rest of the stuff on here, this just happened an hour ago. Also, no throwaway cause I am a NSFW kinda gal anyways.
I decided to have a routine shower in the bathroom. I normally never bring a cha... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1410037298 | 1410122149 | t3_2fnzuk | t5_2to41 | 12 | DropTheGrace: TIFU by trying to use imbalanced muscles on a girl
Ok so like many TIFUs, my story involves me embarrassing myself in such a way that the girl in question refuses to deal with me. If TIFU was a film genre, this would probably be its cliche, but alas.
Anyway this happened about a year ago now. I'd just co... | 3 | 4 | |
1410054666 | 1410063224 | t3_2fooq5 | t5_2to41 | 867 | [deleted]: TIFU at work. I accidentally said a penis joke and it got me written up.
This happened a few hours ago. I work at a restaurant with a really funny African American colleague. Any time someone says something negative even if not directed at him, he says "It's because I'm black isn't it?" Just to laugh and mak... | 10 | 86.7 | |
1410050909 | 1410058991 | t3_2fojkw | t5_2to41 | 17 | Robobb: TIFU by giving my dog a bath.
Gave my male bullboxer a bath today and from the minute he got out of the tub my other little dog, a male Dachshund had been trying to hump the shit out of him. He wouldn't stopped and growled at me when I try to intervene so I had separated them. I went out for a bit and somehow w... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1410056314 | 1410073587 | t3_2for1o | t5_2to41 | 7 | itscommingout: TIFU by farting in anal
justa-bloke: Seriously I read about so much sharting on TIFU. Is there something added to your food over in the states?
Deathiaz: Nope I guess you could say its It's the air :)
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410056463 | 1410056835 | t3_2for7w | t5_2to41 | 14 | wittaz_dittaz: TIFU by denying a girl to bring her friend along to our first "date"
Yesterday I (20/M) mentored at an event that teaches girls doing programming.
There was a girl who is short, cute and wear glasses. When I saw her my heart skipped a beat, I chose to mentor her and her friends and at the end of the eve... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1410057791 | 1410126019 | t3_2fosvr | t5_2to41 | 45 | bbbIIIbbb: TIFU by leaving a used condom + wrapper in my bathroom
So today I invited my girlfriend over for the first time. At the time, my parents weren't home so I thought we would do the dirty in the shower.
Fast forward a couple hours later after we're done and she's gone, my parents come home, my mom goes to tak... | 5 | 9 | |
1410058439 | 1410061527 | t3_2fotqp | t5_2to41 | 8 | elfliner: TIFU by giving my friends my phone (and i need advice lol)
I saw a similar post to this a couple weeks ago but here is my story:
So I am at a buddies house and they wanted to joke around and fuck with some prostitute on craiglist. Whatever, I give them my phone. What could go wrong? Well they end up texti... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410059061 | 1410060902 | t3_2foum4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | inflatablegoo: TIFU by giving my friend's phone a milkshake surprise.
This happened a couple of hours ago. A group of friends and I had gone out to eat and we started messing around with one of group. We'll call him R. We had taken R's credit card and his phone and started passing them around underneath the table to sc... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1410058443 | 1410087345 | t3_2fotr0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking my little brother for a leprechaun
This happened 12 years ago when I was 14 years old. My 2 years younger brother was having some trouble with his stomach and stayed home from school.
I did what any good brother would do, trying to cheer him up a bit. So I quickly as fuck ran into his room... | 3 | 2 | |
1410060450 | 1410068486 | t3_2fowd1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | oorahduc: TIFU by singing to my wife
I've always been fairly self-conscious about singing around people, but in an impromptu situation I sang SoMo's "I do it all for you" to her. A song I'd been practicing in my helmet on the ride to work for weeks so that I could sing it to her by heart at some point when I mustered t... | 3 | 4 | |
1410060354 | 1410065328 | t3_2fow97 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too many jalapenos
So this actually happened a few weeks ago, but you know about TIFU.
I went to the movies with my brother and enjoyed some delicious popcorn and, as I always do, gorged myself with containers of jalapenos until I had such terrible stomach pains that I couldn't eat anymore.
... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410063008 | 1410064350 | t3_2fozm4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TickleMeGio: TIFU by turning a bus into tool of torture
**NOTE:** this is indeed a real fuck up. And it happened today and since it's Saturday its allowed. This however is not my fuck up but my friends. I insisted he post it but he said I should do it for him. Here are his exact words...
"Minutes turned to hours as my... | 3 | 3 | |
1410063250 | 1410063493 | t3_2fozw3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my mom's warming face wash.
TIFU. Bad.
I work for my dad (he owns a construction company) and had a really long day today. I got home at about 8:30 and was just dirty as fuck. I was tired and needed to take a shower badly because I had forgotten to put deodorant on that morning and smelled lik... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1410055623 | 1410065147 | t3_2foq5c | t5_2to41 | 9 | farts_n_darts: TIFU by having a drink with the guys
The guys in this situation are my dad and one of my besties. I was in town picking my dog up from the vet and let him chill at dad's place while we go to our usual spot for a beer.
I remembered that my pal was getting off work from a place right up the road, so I cal... | 3 | 3 | |
1410064693 | 1410105565 | t3_2fp1vj | t5_2to41 | 51 | BeanieBooty: TIFU by having sexytime with my boyfriend
My boyfriend and I haven't been able to have alone time at all for about... A month. So, we finally get to hang out and things go as expected- we put on a really bad movie on netflix, watch it for about .3 seconds, then proceed to try and consume each others' faces... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1410063681 | 1410104657 | t3_2fp0ha | t5_2to41 | 41 | joshhdan: TIFU by bleaching my dick
This happened about 5 months ago. I went out to dinner with my girlfriend at the time on a friday night. We drank a lot with dinner, so when we got home we were pretty tipsy. On top of the alcohol, we also smoked a joint . Needless to say, we were both smashed and very horny.
Fast ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1410065597 | 1410233623 | t3_2fp314 | t5_2to41 | 59 | gredgex: TIFU by not checking my pants for foreign objects.
A few months ago I was walking around a store, minding my own business when I felt something tickle my leg. I brushed it off as being my leg hair against my pants. I took a few more steps when I realized that it wasn't the case.
I took my shoe off, opened my ... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1410067256 | 1410126034 | t3_2fp4zh | t5_2to41 | 34 | Firearm2112: TIFU by going to Starbucks
So I was at the mall, alone. Just there to buy some pants. Anyways, I was quite thirsty, so I decided to visit the Starbucks in my mall. I just got off line, and with my cup in hand I was ready to go to my car. Then all of a sudden out of no where I see someone call my name. I tu... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1410059061 | 1410073381 | t3_2foum3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | kreest0pher: TIFU by mishandling my girlfriend's used tampon [NSFW]
Today, my girlfriend and I took a break from moving and packing our things to have some sexy time. She's on her period so she was wearing a tampon, but we've been too busy cleaning and packing the past few days to be intimate so I may have been a bit o... | 3 | 4 | |
1410068016 | 1410076724 | t3_2fp5tl | t5_2to41 | 8 | RektbyDealer: TIFU By paying too much for a new car :(
Today I fucked up by paying far too much for a new car. The sticker price was $26993 which was a little high but an OK deal on the car. I thought I could talk the dealer down to about 23K. He brings my a financing offer of $400 a month. So I jumped... not reali... | 4 | 2 | |
1410068768 | 1410069722 | t3_2fp6ms | t5_2to41 | 12 | doublepoly123: TIFU by applying Vaginal lotion all over my body.
Ok so this happened when I was about 10 or 11 years old. It was summer and for some reason my house was full of mosquitos. Of course being a sweaty kid I attracted all of the mosquitos. I woke up one day full of little itchy bited. I went to the bathroom ... | 3 | 4 | |
1410071289 | 1410110624 | t3_2fp92p | t5_2to41 | 14 | Historical_Elf: TIFU by giving my friend a pot lollipop
So, earlier tonight, was out with a good friend. The night before, another friend had given me a bunch of leftover pop lollipops that they were taking. So tonight, I offered my good friend one who I've smoked with before.
About an hour after ingestion, she start... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1410072338 | 1410075530 | t3_2fpa11 | t5_2to41 | 18 | P00PJAR: TIFU by holding my pee
So this fuck up happened when I was fifteen. I didn't have my driver's license yet so after school one day I found myself being carted around, this way and that, by my older sister, in her Buick Riviera. After about three hours of driving around to random places, I informed my sister ... | 3 | 6 | |
1410072839 | 1410116460 | t3_2fpahg | t5_2to41 | 31 | QuirkyCorki: TIFU by eating buffalo wings
This actually just happened tonight, and it's a double fuck up, so stay with me! A group of friends and I (3 guys, and 3 girls whom we had just met last weekend) went out to a sports bar to watch college football. We ordered some Caribbean jerk buffalo wings and they were absol... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1410071141 | 1410095240 | t3_2fp8ww | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a $1000 payment on PayPal as a "Gift".
I havent heard anything from the seller in a couple hours, I'm starting to feel like he realized I sent it as a gift and is trying to scam me. My payment was for $1030.00 for some car parts, I paid using my bank account not a credit card so... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410073885 | 1410075647 | t3_2fpbf5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | PlazmaPlatypus: TIFU by wanking with anti bacterial soap..?
This happened about 3 hours ago,
Before i head off on the bus I decide to have a shower, and like any guy you just have the urge to wank.
Since I wash before I do that stuff, I had some soap (antibacterial) still on my hand, after the deeds done I need to pis... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410074174 | 1410106564 | t3_2fpbn4 | t5_2to41 | 5,764 | Enteraze: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend at my grandparents
So first post ever, I thought i would share this with you guys, here it goes.
This didn't happen today but i figured that would be okay. I'm in a branch of military service and it had been some time since i'd been home and for those of you who don't kn... | 10 | 576.4 | |
1410077554 | 1410204590 | t3_2fpebj | t5_2to41 | 8 | badwolfdexter: TIFU by letting my guy friend go through my photos on my laptop.
Edit: I'm a girl.
So this happened today. So I was chilling at home with one of my best guy mates, we'll call him Jack. We were just watching movies and eating food. We decided to take a break from watching movies and Jack decided to look ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1410078406 | 1413599073 | t3_2fpeyf | t5_2to41 | 3,082 | IMA_CAVE_MAN: TIFU by walking in on my brother doing it and said something super awkward out of seemingly nowhere
So It's late, almost 1am and I'm still up because my sleeping schedule is all messed up right now. I step out to grab a late night snack when i decided to pop into my brothers room because i heard his music... | 20 | 154.1 | |
1410078917 | 1410123031 | t3_2fpfbx | t5_2to41 | 103 | TIFUSKYPE: TIFU by Accidentally Having Skype Sex with my Mother
This just happened 1 hours ago. For a little background, I am a recently married female in her mid-20s. I left my family in my home country to start a new life with my husband. The difference in timezones between cities is about 15 hours so if it's midnigh... | 13 | 7.923077 | |
1410083582 | 1410094887 | t3_2fpij5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my cleanse at work.
sfitznott: Hi fakenametotellyousuk, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by doing my cleanse at work.* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please feel... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410086377 | 1410094486 | t3_2fpkjr | t5_2to41 | 21 | gotsomegainz: TIFU by peeing on my sister's cupboard.
It is always this thing with alcohol. You start boozing and you're getting comfortable with boozing HARD. Tonight I hit the birthday party of a friend and was kind of motivated to drink all the fucktons of alcohol stored at his place. Party was boring, so we decided... | 4 | 5.25 |
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