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1410088611 | 1410098489 | t3_2fpm85 | t5_2to41 | 14 | I_Hate_Starbucks1: TIFU by throwing out 3 shots worth $30
So this all started last night. Now normally I don't drink but I have found that Gin & Tonic is worth an exception occasionally, so of course when my friend came over with all the cocktail stuff i couldn't say no. About 16 shots in, it's about 3 O-clock and ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1410085443 | 1410105889 | t3_2fpjvd | t5_2to41 | 49 | mwba: TIFU by sucking a marshmallow too hard
Today I decided it would be a good idea to buy a hot chocolate. I head down to my local cafe, and order a large takeaway hot chocolate. Finally it comes and I leave. A few minutes pass but it is still too hot to hold, let alone drink! Anyway I was getting desperate and I cou... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1410096264 | 1410097822 | t3_2fpsxj | t5_2to41 | 9 | agile_wigger: TIFU by painting my little brother brown
turtlesarerad14: holy shit! what did your parents do?
agile_wigger: At first they were really shocked and wondered why I would do such a thing. They realized quite fast that it was a stupid accident and they laughed a lot. They forced me to clean and paper the roo... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410101081 | 1410188828 | t3_2fpyng | t5_2to41 | 2,068 | Vish76: Tifu by cumming in my wife's pants
I am a musician with four kids and a great wife. I work at night and am with the kids all day. One Friday a few weeks back, I had bought my wife a new pair of yoga pants. That night I had a gig so after dinner I got all dressed up and ready to go. I had about a half an hour le... | 10 | 206.8 | |
1410102453 | 1410155531 | t3_2fq0kf | t5_2to41 | 26 | sagull: TIFU by attempting to trim my anus hair
So a little backstory to this, I'm 16 and a late developer. I didn't really start puberty until I was 14, and even now, at 16, I'm still pretty far behind everyone else. I can't grow any facial or chest hair, but of course I can grow a nice bushel of hair inside my asshol... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1410103735 | 1410306475 | t3_2fq2c2 | t5_2to41 | 84 | SnipingLeprechaun: TIFU by opening a NSFW post in the middle of church.
This happened about 30 minutes ago. I was sitting in church, and the sermon portion of the service was about to start. Well, I have been on Reddit for about 2 months, and I have formed this habit of going on Reddit whenever I open my iPad. As I'm ... | 23 | 3.652174 | |
1410102514 | 1410143873 | t3_2fq0ms | t5_2to41 | 103 | Lexi8745: TIFU by making my team name ''Schlong Brothers''
So in our math class, we got to play a game. We had to create teams.
But before this, we had sex ed where we also had to create names. Because it was sex ed, we made funny dick jokes and one of them ended up becoming our team name. Our motto was to ''Keep our s... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1410103992 | 1410105889 | t3_2fq2pd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being disrespectful to my dad
Dinosoarman: Sooo, not a fuckup
[deleted]: no, more of a, did I fuck up?
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1410104495 | 1410121321 | t3_2fq3gi | t5_2to41 | 13 | SinisterEcho: TIFU by commenting on Facebook.
So this happened about a month ago, haven't posted been busy (I broke my femur recently).
So this emo/scene girl posts on Facebook, screenshots of messages between her and an ex-boyfriend all lovey dovey and shit. With the caption "I told you we loved each other..." So I ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1410105016 | 1410106514 | t3_2fq474 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Random_Expletive: TIFU by not going to the doctor.
This has actually been this month I fucked up, due to the course of action I took over the last month leading to this ultimate crescendo of pain. Ok.....
So. About 4 weeks ago, i got a UTI. For those of you who don't know that is a urinary tract infection. Basically m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410106049 | 1410177734 | t3_2fq5ug | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking my girlfriends icloud account!
I usually just check it to see where she is and to know when she will be home. Not a big deal, but she does not know about it. Anyways, with all that has been Fappening, apple now sends notifications to users cell when a login has been make. Now she thinks some... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410106151 | 1410128011 | t3_2fq5zv | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a strip club and getting a lap dance with my fiancee (Wall of Text - NSFW?)
So let me preface this with the fact that my fiancee is not a wild person. She is normally reserved, doesn't drink much, never partied hard, no drugs, serial monogamist, etc. It's part of the reason I am marrying h... | 4 | 5 | |
1410101108 | 1410128866 | t3_2fpyos | t5_2to41 | 26 | MikeHuntIsHuge: TIFU by eating lasagna
This all began a little over a week ago when I was at my sisters birthday party at my parents house. Our family was sitting around the dinner table as my grandma did the last minute preparations before it was time to eat. She then brought out the lasagna to the table. I was hungry... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1410106639 | 1410113121 | t3_2fq6q3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | darthjammer224: Tifu by forgetting. And possibly ruining a semester.
So this happened last night or this morning however you look at it.
Let's start off with the basics. I'm a junior in high school taking a dual credit college algebra class. The homework is not for a grade. Bit the quizzes are. The catch is the quizze... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1410106870 | 1410127748 | t3_2fq72t | t5_2to41 | 63 | DMFthrowaway: Tifu by assuming the door was closed.
Throwaway because reasons.
So I was at my girlfriend's house a few days ago. We went out to dinner, came back, walked her dog (a small fluffy lapdog), and watched Netflix. After a while we went up to her room and started messing around. We make out then I go down on ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1410109141 | 1410118111 | t3_2fqar0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | lvandril: TIFU by joyriding w/out license while parents are out.
I've observed this subreddit for about a month and my heart has gone out to you all. Now as of this morning I have my own story to share. I'm 15 years old and my 16th birthday is tomorrow. I have a driving permit and I don't get my license for another 3 m... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1410108799 | 1410371645 | t3_2fqa73 | t5_2to41 | 127 | KingR10: TIFU by giving a strip club access to my debit card
Hey guys, first post here and it's a pretty big fuck-up on my end. You see, I'm just an average U.S. college student at your average U.S. university, and naturally I go to parties, get drunk etc. Friday night rolls around, I go to hang out with friends, get... | 8 | 15.875 | |
1410107930 | 1410219382 | t3_2fq8td | t5_2to41 | 34 | rgb003: TIFU by telling my best friend's girl I don't like her.
Literally 5 minutes ago...
My buddy has been dating this girl for over a year now. When he first introduced us I told him i didn't approve, but he kept seeing her anyway. After a few weeks she sorta grew on me and I was able to look past nearly all the re... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1410110864 | 1410719713 | t3_2fqdis | t5_2to41 | 4,678 | antlife69: TIFU by fucking my aunt for months.
ElbowStrike: I recommend you keep seeing her and act like nothing happened.
antlife69: The sick part is when I weigh the pros and cons and think of her BJs I actually consider this.
UrsaPater: OK I'm going to be serious, although I'm enjoying the jokes. First, you MUST t... | 21 | 222.761905 | |
1410110923 | 1410136281 | t3_2fqdm7 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Shotgun10ga: TIFU by pissing my self in class
So its 10:30 am. I am in high school and at 10:30 i have science class. Half way through i fell asleep for about 30 minutes. our classes are 1hour and 15min long so i woke up in time to jot down some notes. About 5 minutes before class ends, i notice my shoes are squeaky an... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1410108050 | 1410158898 | t3_2fq8zy | t5_2to41 | 18 | MyAlteredEG0: TIFU by having an "accident" in the middle of sex.
OK. It’s my time to shine or more precisely, to be humiliated. Therefore throwaway. Also this happened many years.
I (male) chatted with Paul (not his real name) for a few weeks before we finally decided to meet for our first date. Since he was nice ... | 3 | 6 | |
1410113553 | 1410114604 | t3_2fqhw0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FancySandvich: TIFU by leaving my headlights on.
So me and my girlfriend and both in high school. She is a boarding student and I am a day student. So we had just spend an evening together: swimming, picnic, movie all good stuff. Then comes time for me to drive her back to the dorm. We are both feeling desire an decide... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410112811 | 1410185870 | t3_2fqgof | t5_2to41 | 65 | zoricabrunclik: TIFU by taking my gf to my favourite classy restaurant
Basically we had clams and decided to go for a dessert. They bring out finger bowls for each of us as we wait for it (you know, bowl of water and lemon to rinse your fingers as you've just eaten with them) and she asks why they brought it out and I,... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1410110019 | 1410217846 | t3_2fqc63 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tellor52: TIFU by getting caught pirating the kim kardashian sex tape.
so my mom got a cease and desist letter from Comcast saying I downloaded the video. so my mom wasn't even mad about the video but mad about the letter. still, extremely terrifying and embarrassing
IDonthaveMeningitis: Holy shit, this sort of stuff a... | 5 | 1 | |
1410115300 | 1410150406 | t3_2fqktg | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by being terrible at flirting when a girl i'm into sent me a super sexy pic.
Background:
This girl ive started seeing (both in our late 20s) has been pretty hard to read, which has turned my (usually more forward) approach into one thats a bit slower. We met online and had a few dates but nothing physi... | 3 | 14 | |
1410116713 | 1410180464 | t3_2fqn5t | t5_2to41 | 4 | t_claudiu: TIFU by instinctively pushing my girlfriend in front of a car
My girlfriend and I were walking from one part of our city towards home (it's our small daily routine). The only thing that was different about today, was the fact that I was super-stressed and panicked due to my exams. My brain didn't work proper... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410117756 | 1410137577 | t3_2fqozc | t5_2to41 | 136 | slickrick24: TIFU by showing my coworker the leaked nudes
I deliver at a pizzaria where me and my coworker were talking about the recently leaked celebrity nudes. He asked if I had any of the pictures on my phone which I replyed "Yes." He looks at the nudes then turns of my phone screen and hands me my phone. I then ha... | 10 | 13.6 | |
1410119572 | 1410172562 | t3_2fqrz6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Seeing the Window.
This is my first TIFU post so here goes. I recently bought a new house and it has a feature with the sprinklers that makes them turn on and turn off during a time that you set. Well, that would be really convenient and helpful but, the second part is broken so I have to manuall... | 5 | 12 | |
1410120123 | 1410275576 | t3_2fqsup | t5_2to41 | 4 | WomboYourCombo: TIFU by almost ripping my dick off [NSFW]
This was last night, but whatever. Something you should know about me is that I'm a pretty jumpy and clumsy person, I'll flinch at the sight of a fly buzzing by my hand. Anyway, to add some context to the scene, I was home alone last night, sitting in my room an... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1410121655 | 1410158408 | t3_2fqvhu | t5_2to41 | 51 | DownLowsANoGo: TIFU by leaving a pregnancy test out
Throwaway account for obvious reasons, this happened about a month ago.
I'm 17 in high school and have been going out with my bf for about seven months at the time, and have been sexually active for a little over one month. We use condoms, but I was three weeks late... | 8 | 6.375 | |
1410121718 | 1410210239 | t3_2fqvmu | t5_2to41 | 2 | sederts: TIFU [Meta]
Should we start posts that didn't happen today with IFU?
[deleted]: Perhaps in the future suggest your meta questions and ideas to a moderator instead.
PM_me_yourkittens: Yusssssssssssss :D
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1410122773 | 1410137854 | t3_2fqxgz | t5_2to41 | 4 | puppiesr4pussies: TIFU by letting my friend use my phone in front of her bf.
Ok, so we were at my house and talking when suddenly friends gf wants to use my phone. I say ok no problem. The girl takes like 8 selfies with her bf next to her while I talk to him. He looks a little irritated but I think nothing of it becaus... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410121160 | 1410136675 | t3_2fqumc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Imsofnstupid: TIFU by jacking off....
...when I didn't know my door was slightly open.....and guess what!? My sister walked in, then told my mom... I'm so fucking stupid
evanthepanther: Here's what you should say if it gets brought up: "yeah I masterbate, everyone does, im just not afraid to admit it" and then go back ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410121344 | 1410173231 | t3_2fquyz | t5_2to41 | 75 | zeinshver: TIFU by tricking a blind woman into walking into a pole.
This was way back in High School. My English class from Southern Long Island went on a trip to Salem Mass. We had just finished reading The Crucible and it made sense to take a trip to the sight of the Salem Witch Trials. This is only tangentially rela... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1410123971 | 1410127879 | t3_2fqzjc | t5_2to41 | 14 | kabbage123: TIFU by swatting a fly
It was 3AM and a fly was flying around, keeping me awake. I turned on my light to see where he was, went in for the kill, then...
[...this happened](http://i.imgur.com/Sbk2LeI.jpg)
[At least I got him!](http://i.imgur.com/6OXsFPA.jpg)
So I was too tired to go back to sleep, so I la... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410118820 | 1410191384 | t3_2fqqrf | t5_2to41 | 3,153 | TheBagelGuy: TIFU It's ok, I'm wearing pants.
So this is an old story, happened in my freshman year of college about a decade ago.
I had a Monday evening statistics class that ran from about 6:30 to 9 o'clock that I went to once a week. It was fall and had just gotten to that point where its cool enough to switch from... | 13 | 242.538462 | |
1410125865 | 1410127323 | t3_2fr2ts | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going back in time for a month.
dz-porkchop: Pics or didn't happen!
Rayof2k: http://i.imgur.com/RoowebC.jpg
That's me with the balloon hat. Our mysterious friend took the picture while my wife was staying at the hotel room.
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1410125844 | 1410152376 | t3_2fr2so | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching porn with Bluetooth enabled
I was sitting in my room on a Saturday afternoon and I noticed that my family was all leaving to go shopping, so I thought to myself "Hey, this would be a stellar time to get my fapping on." So I said goodbye to my family and wished them well on their endeavors, a... | 7 | 16 | |
1410126067 | 1410127163 | t3_2fr35n | t5_2to41 | 3 | LolaFrisbeePirate: TIFU by going on Reddit
So today has been shitty anyway. We were having a delayed birthday party for my sister and the immediate family (me and my parents) were berated by my grandad for turning up late. So everyone has been in a shitty mood.
Fast forward a few hours to being back home and I'm brows... | 3 | 1 | |
1410128465 | 1410197106 | t3_2fr72j | t5_2to41 | 2 | Buts1999: TIFU by killing a frog
Tifu by killing a frog in science class. Well the other day we were in science class learning about the food chain. Near the end of class our teacher asks us to go find primary consumers,secondary consumers and so on. So the class heads out (without the teacher). the class is outside th... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1410129475 | 1410129906 | t3_2fr8mu | t5_2to41 | 5 | Antofuzz: TIFU by losing a contact lens
I actually fucked up about 2 weeks ago but I only found out about it today.
About two weeks ago I had just broken my glasses and so I had switched to contact lenses while I waited on a new pair. One morning I was putting a contact lens in and accidentally blinked when I was pla... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410126496 | 1410164004 | t3_2fr3ug | t5_2to41 | 136 | pissgirl12213: TIFU by peeing on my friend's floor.
This happened in the late 90s, when I was in 5th grade.
My parents were pretty average people, but they decided to have me apply to an extremely exclusive private school. To give you an idea, this is where Robin Williams' kids went and most of the silicon valley b... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1410130053 | 1410136040 | t3_2fr9j4 | t5_2to41 | 62 | nudecart: TIFU by ridin' white n' dirty.
So about a week ago, Sunday, I woke up and decided to test drive my go-kart. However, this hot summer morning severely affected my genitalia. If you've ever had a cool breeze up your shorts you know what it means to be truly free. Now bear with me I usually do this at night. But... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1410128068 | 1410135119 | t3_2fr6g8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not kissing my date
Well this happened a couple months ago.
I had a major crush on this girl from my class since I started high school (we were on the last year), but I never got the nerve to ask her out, until the last two months of the school year. I said "well, screw it" and asked her to go... | 3 | 3 | |
1410130516 | 1410198086 | t3_2fra8f | t5_2to41 | 62 | ukrain3: TIFU by having sex with a hooker
So this had happen about an hour ago one of my buddies has been wanting to go to those "special services" massage... So went to go pick him up told him in good I'll just wait for you cause I'm broke... Then he was just like here's 300 use it it's on me... Met with one of the or... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1410127825 | 1410136568 | t3_2fr62d | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going hiking with my friends
There's this great place about an hour and a half away from where I live called Whiteoak Canyon. There's a natural waterslide that goes into a deep pool of freezing water from snow at the top of the mountains, with cliffs you can jump off from 20-40 feet high into the wat... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410134548 | 1410147035 | t3_2frgc7 | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my girlfriend a soda
So, here's a bit of information about me, and a bit of background to my story.
I am a female, and I am bisexual. I have a girlfriend whom I've been dating for a few months. She absolutely loves Coca-Cola. And she's also very jealous of my female friends.
So today I had wen... | 10 | 8.1 | |
1410130531 | 1410135533 | t3_2fra9c | t5_2to41 | 10 | DogWHOspeaks: TIFU by putting my dog in a hotel bathroom.
I'm staying at a hotel and have my pitbull mix Lana with me. We've been here almost a week now and house keeping has only bothered me once until today. This literally just got resolved 30mins ago.
So the lady knocks, Lana charges the door and I scoot her into ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410136422 | 1410136547 | t3_2frj95 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ShrekTheJellyRoll: TIFU by writing this story
magicdeathtaco: Absolutely tear jerking. Can't wait for the movie!
ShrekTheJellyRoll: I made 4 of them.
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1410130958 | 1411770208 | t3_2fraxn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwawayawaworht333: TIFU By shouting an inappropriate word on a cruise ship
So, yeah i'm definitely using a throwaway for this one. Btw, and this is important, I was only 7 when this happened.
So during the summer of 2007 ( I was seven at the time) My family and I went on a cruise ship with some family friends and t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410140221 | 1410180511 | t3_2frp3x | t5_2to41 | 8 | CakeIsALieCakeIsALie: TIFU by pretending to be crazy.
This is a throwaway account. I shouldn't need to explain why.
So I'm a college student. I live in a residence hall with tons of guys, so for a prank I thought it would be funny to leave some creepy messages on the bathroom stalls. I took a marker into the bathroom ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1410141177 | 1410157787 | t3_2frqlz | t5_2to41 | 14 | volnix: TIFU by exposing myself to a bunch of kids
So, I mountain bike, and today I had a race. I was pre-riding the course a bit and had to take a leak. If you're unfamiliar with bike bibs (the spandex shorts), you have to pull the front down, exposing err'thing to pee. So as I'm mid-stream I'm startled by a noise com... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1410141412 | 1410144711 | t3_2frqym | t5_2to41 | 7 | kimberdaly: TIFU by insulting my fed-ex guy
I work in a hospital and while on a particularly important round to the ICU I ran into my Fed-ex guy. Clearly I'm used to seeing him in a completely different setting (and we have a pretty good rapport) so jokingly I said to him "Hey! You're in the wrong place!" all smiles... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410141157 | 1410226571 | t3_2frqkl | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting up with a chick on Tinder
Like many f-ups, this one began by swiping right on Tinder. (~12 weeks ago) She was, shall we say, "well endowed," and posing seductively in a bikini. It was immediately apparent that she had "bad idea" written all over her. Between the "simba" tattoo and metal stud... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1410130086 | 1410143910 | t3_2fr9ko | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU By Almost Drowning In Rotten Umbilical Cord Mud
I'd bet the title got you, didn't it?
Anyway, this happened a few years ago:
I was visiting the big island of Hawaii with family, and we spent a day at Mauna Kea, one of the large mountains on the island. You can drive to the top of the mountain (~14k fe... | 3 | 11 | |
1410142262 | 1410144241 | t3_2frs9p | t5_2to41 | 8 | en0rt: TIFU by wearing pyjama pants with holes in the crotch
This didn't happen today, but the chick who got her vagina attacked by a cat reminded me of something that happened to me a little while back.
I was sitting on my couch playing xbox 360 in my favourite PJ pants. I had them for a good 5 years and they were s... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1410141618 | 1410142975 | t3_2frral | t5_2to41 | 3 | 214-2315126: TIFU by trying to clean my fishes tank
Today I was cleaning my room up and thought it was about time to give my beta's bowl a good deep cleaning as I hadn't in over a month. (I usually just change out about 3/4 of the water weekly)
So I take the bowl into my bathroom and grab my secondary bowl where I wou... | 3 | 1 | |
1410144958 | 1410172717 | t3_2frwfu | t5_2to41 | 27 | 41FLOW: TIFU by accidentally texting my boss
Today I fucked up by sending a text about my boss to my boss.
Backstory: My girlfriend is leaving for a semester in London tomorrow, and since I've been busy with school was only able to see her today before her flight. I have a work meeting tomorrow (I work retail) and was... | 3 | 9 | |
1410144654 | 1410145780 | t3_2frvyx | t5_2to41 | 10 | caboosecrimson: TIFU by having my wiener out and my sister walked in on me
TIFU: So im new to reddit and i love the TIFUs so far so i decided to share one of my own. (This was about a year ago)
I live with my dad, and my sister lives with my mom. (Obviously theyre divorced) Now every week or so, my sister will come sta... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410144078 | 1410145894 | t3_2frv3r | t5_2to41 | 12 | kokokovacs: TIFU by pissing on my best friend's face
So it was my birthday and the last Thursday of the semester, and my best friends and I are getting ready to go to the bar. I make the mistake of saying, "Damn, I haven't blacked out in a while". This is the moment when I realized the night would be getting out hand ... | 3 | 4 | |
1410145497 | 1410154951 | t3_2frx8o | t5_2to41 | 8 | FartStorms: TIFU by farting in front of my girlfriend
So today, me and my girlfriend went to the movies. We were talking outside, I was sitting down, and she was standing. I had actually had the urge to let out the biggest fart mankind has ever witnessed, like the whole day. Everything was going fine, up until the mome... | 4 | 2 | |
1410146256 | 1410212734 | t3_2fryaz | t5_2to41 | 296 | Brenvol: TIFU by taping Armageddon
Alright, the back story. I have Dish Network and about once a month they have free previews of the movie channels. Since I don't normally have these, I take advantage if it. I usually go through the guide setting my DVR to tape any movies that are coming on during the preview so I can... | 5 | 59.2 | |
1410146225 | 1410197006 | t3_2fry8x | t5_2to41 | 1,997 | whyismyipadsticky: TIFU by letting my sister discover I lezzed out with my dormmate [nsfw?]
I'm back home after summer semester study abroad. Parents saw the opportunity to take off to their property in Mexico, leaving me to look after my little sister while they were gone.
My sister is quite a bit younger than me. ... | 11 | 181.545455 | |
1410117271 | 1410207345 | t3_2fqo3y | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking out of my downstairs faucet.
I was downstairs in the unfinished bathroom and decided to get a drink directly out of the sink. Little did I know there was a spider on the bottom of the faucet. Before I realized it I had swallowed the spider and part of its web along with a bunch of water.
I... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410147304 | 1410179732 | t3_2frzs0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SusqueHanah: TIFU emailing my professor
So I was in the computer lab real late at night all by my lonesome trying to complete a project that I LITERALLY was doing at the last minute. I was clearly on the struggle bus, and there was no one around to help me. So instead of continuing to freak out, I decided in a despera... | 3 | 1 | |
1410148696 | 1410149824 | t3_2fs1q0 | t5_2to41 | 32 | DanjerBob: TIFU by getting wasted and disappointing the girl of my dreams
This won't seem as bad as a lot of the posts on here but to me it was one of the worst things I've ever done. I have to get it off my chest.
I'm just starting dental school and I really like one of the girls in my class (let's call her "S"). We'... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1410149032 | 1410162460 | t3_2fs277 | t5_2to41 | 14 | LifeOnTheAwkwardList: TIFU by wearing cheap perfume.
So I'm getting ready for work. Normally I don't add any fragrances to my wash cycle, but THAT day, I wanted nice flower scented clothes. I poured in some super cheap Wal-Mart body spray, thinking that'll do the trick since I don't have any fabric softener.
Fast forw... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410149769 | 1410150418 | t3_2fs36d | t5_2to41 | 6 | Greasy_bacon25: TIFU by signing up for zoosk.
So I have been single for about 3 months now and I thought "Hey! I'll try zoosk out...seems popular and haven't heard anything bad about it!" this was a bad idea. Upon signing up for free I set my profile up and derped around liking profiles and trying to message women when... | 3 | 2 | |
1410138276 | 1410150905 | t3_2frm2s | t5_2to41 | 19 | reddvl5: TIFU by accidentally party-crashing a NASCAR luxury suite
This happened back in 2000 or 2001 a little bit before Dale Earnhardt passed away. I'm not into racing but one of my best friends was a true NASCAR fan and visiting from the midwest. My cousin was the gas man for a driver, #43, and so he hooked us u... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1410151094 | 1410173081 | t3_2fs4w3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by blindly grabbing a towel.
Today, I was getting ready to go to bed, so I washed my face. My bathroom has a hamper for used towels, and at the top was one that I used yesterday after a shower. I, assuming it was still clean, dried my face while I was still blind from the soap.
I thought to myself, "Wo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1410151516 | 1410154299 | t3_2fs5dj | t5_2to41 | 5 | YepYepThatHappened: TIFU by getting caught jerking it while I'm high.
This is a fuck-up on multiple levels; not to mention that I'm still pretty high and typing is ultra surreal. Like this just happened ~15 minutes ago.
Anyway, to set the scene, I'm laying in bed, listening to The Strokes while browsing random shit on... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410151971 | 1421038547 | t3_2fs5wm | t5_2to41 | 42 | thelegendhimselfJUKE: TIFU my first blowjob
So me and this girl were talking and I asked her if she would blow me and she said yes. A couple weeks later I ask her to come over and you know start to get into it. So we do the easy stuff, making out and stuff, and then she goes down and starts sucking me up. The thing is,... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1410152394 | 1410198074 | t3_2fs6fn | t5_2to41 | 1,024 | coffeeonsunday: TIFU by being a doctor at the wrong time [NSFW]
This just happened.
She just left.
I have been talking to a lady on an off for a few weeks. I have a busy life which includes medicine, so I have trouble finding time for some encounters with potential for passion and intimacy. I just drove back 10 hours... | 10 | 102.4 | |
1410144647 | 1410262251 | t3_2frvyg | t5_2to41 | 16 | positiviti: TIFU by giving my chest eyes
Silly shirt!
Medic_guy: While I do think the shirt is awesome, the only flaw I can see is you being nice and accepting of others, if that is a flaw. No other flaws noted from what I'm seeing.
positiviti: That makes me kinda sad. But thank you, the back of the shirt is pretty k... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1410153918 | 1410154445 | t3_2fs88u | t5_2to41 | 156 | Aiof: TIFU by accidentally showing children my ass
I was home alone, just got out of the shower and what i usually do when I'm home alone is that i go butt nekkid with only socks. Went into my room to dry off and I noticed a loud ass sound screaming "WTF IS THAT," I look out the window (still butt nekkid) and i see chi... | 3 | 52 | |
1410151050 | 1410229854 | t3_2fs4ua | t5_2to41 | 12 | natos20: TIFU by not looking both ways and getting hit by a car
This happened 2 and a half months ago. I was walking, and I didn't look when crossing a street. I walked into the street and BANG a car hit me. It was going slowly, and I went on top of the car before continuing in forward motion and landing on my right el... | 3 | 4 | |
1410147001 | 1410184764 | t3_2frzcg | t5_2to41 | 10 | PukerAnon: TIFU by choosing the wrong option. (NSFW possibly)
This literally happened 2 hours ago, unlike most other posts here.
So some background context to clear things up and set some things straight. Sorry if this post is ridiculously long. [WARNING: if you don't enjoy graphic descriptions of flu-like symptoms th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410155815 | 1410189966 | t3_2fsae2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming in my face
I've had a long distance girlfriend for about 4 months now and we have just started getting into camming. She really gets off and seeing me cum so I try to put a close up when I do. I normally don't come too hard so I didn't think it was a big dealing If I leaned forward a bit. And... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1410156273 | 1410236160 | t3_2fsavy | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in the women's locker room
I recently started a membership at a local gym, and I had only been there one time before. I got there and went into the locker room to change into my workout clothes. There was no one else in the locker room when I walked in. I had just took off all my clothes... | 13 | 1.846154 | |
1410157153 | 1410188506 | t3_2fsbse | t5_2to41 | 344 | [deleted]: TIFU by dry humping my cousin (NSFW)
BirdofPrey343: NOICE
Blazed_Bit: NOICE
Ryaed: NOICE
TheIronGolemMech: NOICE?
Blazed_Bit: NOICE.
Bananaboatsunshine: NOICE.
Ges_Who: NOICE.
TrippyToast0: NOICE
Ru93: NOICE.
| 10 | 34.4 | |
1410157290 | 1410784249 | t3_2fsby4 | t5_2to41 | 878 | mythical_cam: TIFU by punching a mentally handicapped girl in the face.
I was in my high school's gym today and during P.E, my friends and I were playing basketball (we were in the team, and this was our only practice for the week because our coach was very sick). The rest of the class was doing normal P.E routine. Any... | 10 | 87.8 | |
1410157960 | 1410207588 | t3_2fsck2 | t5_2to41 | 113 | blackmaple: TIFU - I forgot lube was used for regular sex too.
Me and a now ex-girlfriend were having sex, which quite frankly happened often in this relationship (gotta love college). Things were getting pretty rough (in a good way) when she pulled a bottle of lube out while I was doing her from behind. In the past wh... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1410158194 | 1410161403 | t3_2fsct8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | I_Will_Try_More: TIFU by assuming it was just my hair.
I work on a dairy farm in Australia and I have long hair. I always put my hair up into a hat so it doesn't get in my way when I am milking. Running hands all over my hair when I have poo hands is not something I want to do.
Between milkings I keep all my poo clo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410159058 | 1410159745 | t3_2fsdni | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing the girl I'm dating a close up a pussy pic I had just received from another girl
This happened earlier tonight. I was on a date with Sarah. It was our fifth date and we have been hitting it off pretty well at this point. She wanted to take me out for my birthday, so of course I gladly acce... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1410161038 | 1410258942 | t3_2fsfhr | t5_2to41 | 9 | throway69420: TIFU by finding my mothers " toys "
This happened about 30 minutes ago ( I know a story that happened today SHOCKING )
I was looking for something in my mothers room.
I found a small bag.
Guess what was inside?
A heavily used vibrator and dildo
Never going in there ever again scarred for life
TL;DR ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410163571 | 1410174772 | t3_2fshlm | t5_2to41 | 11 | EroKintama: TIFU It's all farts and giggles....
So this one happened years ago when I was in high school.
I was in math class and met a girl that I thought was really cute. To my delight we became friends. Hurray. To further my delight, the next time seat assignments were changed, we happened to sit next to each othe... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410163076 | 1410187833 | t3_2fsh74 | t5_2to41 | 7 | DrFunPolice: TIFU by baking and eating mint chocolate chip cookies [nsfw?]
I have been craving chocolate chip cookies lately and I made the mistake of mentioning this to spouse. As a result, I got elected to make said cookies.
Yesterday, while at the store, dazzled by the vast array of chocolate (and non-chocolate)... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410164520 | 1410211520 | t3_2fsie4 | t5_2to41 | 162 | LeoLiam: TIFU I dont even know how to title this fuck up....but its bad....and I ended up in the paddy wagon to the police station.
TIFU Well...not really today but a few weeks ago. I went into Melbourne for a night out and got completely fuck eyed drunk. I was with my best mates and one guy new to our friendship group... | 10 | 16.2 | |
1410164561 | 1410187400 | t3_2fsifa | t5_2to41 | 5 | Booman246: TIFU by mocking a Paraplegic
So I'm staying in campus residence this year and there are all sorts of people in our building. On top of that, there's a whiteboard on everyone's door.
A few nights ago, I went around with a few friends and we left an interesting message on everyone's door. For example, "A$AP ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410168857 | 1410173237 | t3_2fslwq | t5_2to41 | 3 | Cleric-Lifa: TIFU by kissing my boyfriend
This happened only happened a few hours ago and my aunt is still mad.
This all started with a call from my aunt in the morning, apparently my little cousin wanted me at her birthday party. I declined because I just got recently returned home from a long visit to another state ... | 3 | 1 | |
1410168221 | 1410219008 | t3_2fsld0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By giving a girl the wrong number.
Okay, so this actually happened Saturday night, but I've been working all weekend and just got chance to go on Reddit.
So for the weekend I've been working on a stall/bar at a festival. Very long hours, but you get to meet a lot of new people so it's a good laugh.
An... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1410170295 | 1410175420 | t3_2fsn3r | t5_2to41 | 15 | eddiescissorshandjob: TIFU by getting blackout drunk on a date
An alright looking guy who goes to my college hit me up on Grindr and asked me if I wanted to go out for drinks. I just worked out so I was feeling cocky and with a few hours to kill, I figured why not? It was 6:30 p.m. and I was meeting friends at a clu... | 5 | 3 | |
1410171275 | 1410236531 | t3_2fsnxg | t5_2to41 | 124 | thurg: TIFU by talking to my secret crush and my friend on FB at the same time.
So I was chatting to this girl I have a secret crush on and my friend on FB.
My friend and I have are very close, so we talk about just about everything.
In this particular conversation, we were talking about relationships and the importa... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1410176337 | 1410193128 | t3_2fssj8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly impregnating the girl I've been dating for 3 weeks.
She doesn't use birth control and despite using a condom it somehow flew off my dick mid sex without either of us noticing right before I was about to cum. The dynamics of this honestly escape me. It magically jumped off my dick where I had... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410176829 | 1410213830 | t3_2fst0y | t5_2to41 | 395 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently becoming a sex offender.
Thebubumc: I feel so sorry for you. Nobody should have their child taken away because of stupid laws like this.
[deleted]: ~~I agree, but you don't need to feel sorry.~~
Thebubumc: I have 2 feelings; sadness and anger. Anger at these stupid laws that allow this ki... | 14 | 28.214286 | |
1410178454 | 1410314553 | t3_2fsuvt | t5_2to41 | 423 | [deleted]: TIFU by having unprotected sex.
About 3-4 weeks ago me and this broad hooked up, I didn't wrap my willy. Then all of a sudden my peen started to itch and burn *uh oh* so I got it checked out, turns out, not only did I get Penile Yeast infection but also Gonorrhea as well as Chlamydia, maybe next week she'll ... | 6 | 70.5 | |
1410178987 | 1410376612 | t3_2fsvhm | t5_2to41 | 393 | obsidianConquistador: TIFU by not considering changing my battery of my laptop.
Today I done fucked up good ma, however for this fuck up to make sense a context is required.
I am in my final year of high school.
I am a teenage boy.
I have a laptop, and i call it's charger, the cha cha.
I like to relax my mind via the m... | 12 | 32.75 | |
1410179117 | 1410188713 | t3_2fsvn7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tifu_hard: TIFU by letting it get to me.
##Background of me.
Im a 18 year old guy who has had rough times.Few years ago my mother went to hospital after she drove into deer, she had concussion and some internal bleeding...
On the same day when she got into hospital i caught my dad cheating on her, and decided to wait t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410170082 | 1410218984 | t3_2fsmx9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 5unbr0: TIFU by walking on poo
All happened a couple of hours ago.
As I tried to follow my newly planned morning routine, which involves waking up, 1min shower (to wake up *wake up*), do some stretches, praise the sun, run 5 miles, shower properly and get started on the day.
On my morning run however I inadvertently ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410182606 | 1410188642 | t3_2ft005 | t5_2to41 | 4 | notgayinathreeway: TIFU by subscribing to /r/TIFU
And as a result I had to sit through asinine posts that were made up, not even remotely believable, and 90% of them are just pandering to horny little boys.
Plus, half of the frontpage right now breaks rule 7, and nobody even cares any more.
This place has become /r/i... | 4 | 1 |
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