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1410174958 | 1410529490 | t3_2fsr75 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Rinderfiletsteak: TIFU by not controlling my body in sleep
Hello guys!
This is my first post in reddit and I hope I do this right. I'm no native english speaker, so with the power of my dictionary I hope I can serve you well. The story itself happened about a week ago, but now I found time to write it down here, since... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1410184316 | 1410283862 | t3_2ft2fk | t5_2to41 | 7 | nosexytimesforme22: TIFU by sexting my boyfriend
I sent him a snapchat of me playing with my boobs and a text saying
"I'm feeling naughty. What are you up to tonight?"
He responded "I might crawl in to bed and watch a movie."
PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_LEGS: Relevant username.
In all serious though if any straight male intere... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410185185 | 1410193909 | t3_2ft3q4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwerfa: TIFU by flirting
Background story: we used to be best friends (still in high school) and I thought she liked me. We used to live on the same street. Then I and her moved to different towns.
So we were talking back and forth for maybe an hour then I said I didn't want to got to school. She asked why and I s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410182572 | 1410282806 | t3_2fszxz | t5_2to41 | 23 | ThrowawayDABBLE: TIFU by mistaking back fat for a vagina
last night i was at a party, I got wasted and ended up going to bed with a rather large girl. She was layed on the left facing the wall and i was on the right facing the roof, i was flicking through some dirty photos on my phone when i got a boner. This girl sudd... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1410185057 | 1410294890 | t3_2ft3is | t5_2to41 | 1,415 | wilburnicus: TIFU by asking my French professor about her genetalia
This happened during my junior year of college two years ago. It was French 102 and we were practicing asking questions. Our exercise for that class was to pretend we were offering a room for rent. We had to ask nearby classmates three questions then ... | 10 | 141.5 | |
1410188607 | 1410191250 | t3_2ft94z | t5_2to41 | 42 | joecooool418: TIFU By sharing my Amazon Prime account with my wife
My wife needed to order something off of Amazon and used my account because I pay for Prime and get the free two day shipping. A few days after she placed the order, she went into the account settings to track the shipping.
A couple of months ago I wen... | 6 | 7 | |
1410190696 | 1410237868 | t3_2ftcvr | t5_2to41 | 123 | jschu2: TIFU by being 6"1 in asia and giving window seat to a lady in her 50's
It's been a long day. Woke up at 4 am to catch the earliest plane to Hong Kong. Ran loads of errands there under 90 degrees (32 C) weather. After a long day, I was finally on the bus to go home.
As the title suggests, I took the aisle seat... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1410190696 | 1410207114 | t3_2ftcvu | t5_2to41 | 3 | all_teh_sandwiches: TIFU by describing Raiders jerseys
So this happened a couple of weeks ago.
So I'm from Seattle, but I go to college in the Bay Area. I've been a fan of the Seattle Seahawks for my entire life, and they were coming down to Oakland for a preseason game against the Raiders! I found tickets online for ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410191063 | 1410385326 | t3_2ftdiv | t5_2to41 | 5,671 | OverzealousCop: TIFU by trying to shave off a full beard with a bar of Dove and my gf's Venus razor 5 minutes before I leave for a new job.
I finally succeeded by basically pressing the razor as hard as I could and vigorously rubbing it back and forth as fast as possible, but I'm so, so raw, and incredibly late.
http:... | 13 | 436.230769 | |
1410191331 | 1410202417 | t3_2ftdy1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | darnuworld: TIFU by letting my daughter appear in my car commercials.
I let my 12 year old daughter appear in my car commercials. Where she says you should give Cox a try. Now the boys in school keep telling her they have a cox she can try .
r3solv: Really. Really? This cant be real. You had to know this would happen.... | 5 | 6 | |
1410191973 | 1410222788 | t3_2ftf38 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the cops called on me for wanting to borrow a phone.
Went to a party last night and drank way too much to the point where I was kicked out of the party (due to a fight). My phone was dead so I knocked on several doors to ask if I can borrow a phone so I can get a ride. Unfortunately, the perso... | 4 | 1 | |
1410193141 | 1410246103 | t3_2fth7m | t5_2to41 | 115 | CalvinTheCat: TIFU by letting my christian host parents catch me having sex
This happened yesterday and i still can't look into my parents eyes.
I am a highschool student from Germany and I am doing an exchange year in Costa Rica to learn spanish. I came to a very nice and religious family (catholic), they go to churc... | 8 | 14.375 | |
1410194032 | 1410253735 | t3_2ftis1 | t5_2to41 | 142 | TactfulGrandpa: TIFU by walking across campus while my D said "hi" to everyone. [NSFWish]
Let me set the scene: It's a cold, dreary day on a community college campus. The birds aren't chirping, the sun isn't shining, and it's not even snowing (fuck the cold when there's no snow). The fall semester was wrapping up, and ... | 10 | 14.2 | |
1410193382 | 1410208944 | t3_2fthm6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | blzy79: TIFU by calling my girlfriend another girls name.
I called her Alexis and now she said she's not sure if she wants to keep dating we love each other but she won't understand it was a simple mistake what can I do?
BigBobsBootyBarn: I do it all the time on accident. I have a lot of friends both male and female a... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1410192991 | 1410372693 | t3_2ftgy2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | mikerowphallice: TIFU by golden showering the owner of the Gentleman's club.
As is customary, this story happened a couple years ago.
Me and a group of chums were gearing up for a night on the town at an old apartment of a friends. Drinking, smoking and all that jazz and we end up getting pretty lit. So when it comes... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1410193875 | 1410198277 | t3_2ftiht | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting My Little Sister Play my 3DS
So we had gone on a family trip to the other side of the state i live in, me and my sister were riding with some family friends. I was board and wanted to play the new game i had bought on my laptop, it was pretty graphic game and i didn't want my 9 year old siste... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410194068 | 1410205605 | t3_2ftiut | t5_2to41 | 27 | MrPoopnoodles: TIFU by passing up on the bombshell girl everyone wanted at work...while she laid in my bed.
So there I am, laying in bed next to this bombshell of a girl....
I know, I know....This wasn't today, but please try and enjoy my fuck up.
We were 17 or so. Maybe 18? We worked together at a restaurant. Very ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1410195994 | 1410265910 | t3_2ftmfk | t5_2to41 | 51 | World_Needs_More_Sex: TIFU by giving my fiancee an orgasm [NSFW]
This happened a couple of hours back. I’m a 27 year old guy and getting married in a few weeks. My fiancee and I are usually very active and like getting into each other’s hooha. However, we’ve fallen behind quite a bit because of wedding preparations and... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1410191100 | 1410198246 | t3_2ftdkt | t5_2to41 | 52 | nombre_kj: TIFU Talking to the wrong girl in another language
So I live in a pretty small beach town in Costa Rica. +/- 1,200 residents and population doubles on the weekends with tourists. I've been living here about three months and have gotten a pretty good grasp of Spanish.
Last night I was out at the bar, there a... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1410196843 | 1410206511 | t3_2fto42 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my ex-girlfriend.
A little backstory, I broke up with my girlfriend about a month and a half ago. We had that "known each other for a long time" relationship and we were super comfortable with each other. We did everything together and it got to the point where we were over-comfortabl... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1410187084 | 1410204549 | t3_2ft6oq | t5_2to41 | 28 | Mazer_I_Am: Tifu by taking a shower.
I have been away from home on a long business trip. After staying in a hotel for nigh 3 weeks, I was glad to get back home. So I could use my desktop, play some vidja and importantly take a proper shower. While the hotel shower was fine and all I left my luffa behind [\[this kind\]]... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1410200346 | 1410202718 | t3_2fturd | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU with an at-home bikini waxing kit
(Technically, yesterday I fucked up.)
I've never tried waxing, because I know how much it hurts to rip things like athletic tape off of skin. I've been intrigued and on the fence about trying it for some time because of an impending trip to Costa Rica we were planning.... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410202753 | 1410210148 | t3_2ftzha | t5_2to41 | 4 | TouchyJoFeely: TIFU By making it to second base... (semi NSFW)
So today started like any other day.. Woke up, had my coffee, ate a little breakfast and decided to mow the lawn.. I've been living with my new roommate for about a month now and had never used the lawnmower he own's before. It's one of the "Lazy bastard" m... | 4 | 1 | |
1410201045 | 1410292670 | t3_2ftw5w | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not plugging it in
At some point in the past, I got a new wifi router. Around that time I realised my xbox could no longer connect to the internet. I didn't really get why and passed it off as the credit card for gold expiring or something, but I didn't mind since I didn't play it that much anyway.
... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410204832 | 1410205980 | t3_2fu3fo | t5_2to41 | 26 | nehcylime: TIFU by putting on pants
This actually happened to my boyfriend but he was too embarrassed to put it on reddit, so I'm doing it for him :3.
So he has to wake up at 6am for his internship and he was really tired when he was putting on his clothes in the morning. He ends up pulling up his zipper super fast an... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1410205678 | 1410209913 | t3_2fu519 | t5_2to41 | 11 | flamingfaps: TIFU By fapping after eating a 7 Pot Jonah
Throwaway for obvious reasons. So my fuck up happened about 30 minutes ago. My friend came over to try a piece of a pepper I was growing: the 7 Pot Jonah. It is rated at several thousand SHU over the Ghost chili for comparison. Anyway, my friend and I ate chunks t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410205092 | 1410286185 | t3_2fu3y1 | t5_2to41 | 80 | PM_UR_TIT: TIFU By accidentally instigating a fight between a special needs kid and my teacher
School recently started and I've been taking a foods class. My class was pretty small and there was only about 6 kids. We go into groups when we cook and I voluntarily paired with a special needs kid. So we're cooking and we ... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1410206265 | 1410206629 | t3_2fu65z | t5_2to41 | 22 | nowimblushing: TIFU by sending a female co-worker very graphic porn.
I'm a late-20's male working at an ad agency. We don't have web content filters at my job, and everyone gchats all day because it's easier than calling each other or constantly walking around the office. Anyway, I was reading a non-porn yet NSFW subre... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1410206638 | 1410284796 | t3_2fu6uf | t5_2to41 | 52 | FertileLionfish: TIFU by holding a fart in too long
So this happened just a few minutes ago and I'm able to write this out before class starts.
I'm currently in college and halfway through my schedule I have a three hour long break where I usually chill in the library and try to study/do homework and instead sit on r... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1410205416 | 1410373337 | t3_2fu4ka | t5_2to41 | 10 | LadyInRedIt: TIFU: By taking a piss in my Boyfriends Mother's Oven and then trying to piss in her Reading Chair
Okay- This is a little long but worth it so bare with me. This is not a recent story (a little over two years) but the Saga is forever continuing when I'm involved in Black-Out drinking...
A little backgroun... | 5 | 2 | |
1410207559 | 1410209149 | t3_2fu8n4 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by choking on water during anniversary dinner
This happened just a few months ago. My boyfriend and I just celebrated our 3 years together. He knew that I love jazz so to celebrate be booked a table at a fairly expensive jazz club for us, table right in the front of the stage. He'd planned to take me th... | 4 | 0 | |
1410198305 | 1410208392 | t3_2ftqu8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | joker231: TIFU by trying to break into my own apartment while heavily intoxicated.
So this happened about 2-3 months ago but I just finished up everything last week. I went to the bars one night with a couple friends and a girl I was interested in. My friend was going to drive us home in my car and I was going to sle... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410207964 | 1410379398 | t3_2fu9em | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating
So my girlfriend was just recently put on the shot for birth control and one of the side effects is that she can have a prolonged period.
this particular one lasted 11 days. 11 hell raised days.
anyways, she had given me head for several days straight and i know she must be getting tir... | 4 | 1 | |
1410208959 | 1410210653 | t3_2fub9u | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by hugging people at a party and breaking my boob
This actually happened on Saturday, but the effects of that Saturday continue until today. I was at a party when I remembered a fun prank to play on people. You ask them for a hug, and when they're hugging you, stab them in the shoulder with your chin as... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1410211115 | 1410260353 | t3_2fufba | t5_2to41 | 255 | Just-me123: TIFU by having butt sex.
Sorry in advance for the wall of text.
The wife and I were partaking in little post snooze hanky panky this morning, as you do. I decided I was a little too sensitive so I got a little kinky.
I placed a sleep mask over her eyes and prepared her nice big floppy dildo for service... | 4 | 63.75 | |
1410212018 | 1410214612 | t3_2fuh0h | t5_2to41 | 2 | ray_rice: TIFU by beating my girlfriend.
So a few months ago, I was at a hotel in Atlantic City. We were at this party and she started getting real uppity so I decided that it was best to just leave. This bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up the entire time we were walking to the elevator. So i tried to keep my cool, but yo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410212054 | 1410229756 | t3_2fuh3h | t5_2to41 | 15 | TenebrasNoctem: TIFU by accidentally saying no to a threesome.
This tifu didn't actually happen today but quite a few years ago.
The night started when my girlfriend and I decided to get high. She invited her two friends so we would have more company and more fun all together. We hot high as soon as we all met and as ... | 5 | 3 | |
1410212420 | 1410293015 | t3_2fuhqz | t5_2to41 | 17 | cuntfucker123: TIFU by telling my mom i found my math teacher on a porn sight
TIFU: So this happened a few years ago but i will share it. One day i was home alone and just trying to jack it like all guys do. I go on to the home computer used by everyone in my house.(I just didn't want to use my phone) so I start to do ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1410203374 | 1410238550 | t3_2fu0oj | t5_2to41 | 6 | Not_Invited: TIFU by kissing a co-worker
Got very drunk on a work night out, my boyfriend left, so I was just drinking myself into oblivion. Next thing I realise is myself and a coworker being seperated by another coworker, asking what the fuck was going on. Then I cried a lot, almost pissed myself, and woke up knowing... | 3 | 2 | |
1410213334 | 1410228903 | t3_2fujeo | t5_2to41 | 7 | -CassaNova-: TIFU by having a dirty room.
Yesterday was Sunday, I forgot that little tidbit and decided to go for a run to the bank to drop off my latest pay check. After 45 minutes I get there and its closed, no big deal I'll come back tomorrow. Get home after an hour drop my shorts with my check still in the pocket a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410213447 | 1410216498 | t3_2fujlk | t5_2to41 | 9 | networthinwallet: TIFU by spending all of my money.
Welp, I've pretty much reached the line between being 'debt free' and 'in the red'. The last few months have been a bit shitty, but more-so the last few weeks. Today i guess is like the start of a new beginning, a shitty one, but a new one. *Ahhh*... where should I st... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410214478 | 1410266034 | t3_2fuldi | t5_2to41 | 4,485 | tifuteacher: TIFU by asking my class how their weekend was
I still feel like a huge jerk
I'm 34 years old and I teach Grade 10/11 History. School here started last week and obviously the first weekend just finished. I was in last period with my Grade 10 advanced class, and I asked them how their first weekend of the n... | 13 | 345 | |
1410214654 | 1410215701 | t3_2fulor | t5_2to41 | 6 | Viperdream: TIFU by telling my most embarrassing moment this holiday on national radio
This fuck up only came out today, so it kind of counts.
So I'll have to start at the beginning:
This vacation I was into a girl and even though we didn't get a relationship. So we went more like the best friends forever route (even ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410214882 | 1410295058 | t3_2fum4n | t5_2to41 | 13 | le_wild_troll: TIFU by eating too much carnitas.
This happened less than 4 hours ago. And advanced apology for any grammar mistakes as I am typing from my phone.
So today after school, I went to get a sports physical and all day I was holding gas in from the carnitas I had eaten yesterday.
The doctor was a lady in ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410213110 | 1410215848 | t3_2fuj06 | t5_2to41 | 17 | falconpunch1995: TIFU by buying a college textbook.
[Light] Well I bought a Psychology textbook that was like 100 dollars the other day. Found it online after the fact and can't return it now. Feel like a giant dunce and feel pretty guilty because my grandparents bought it for me. Sorry grandma and grandpa for being a ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1410215287 | 1410260731 | t3_2fumuz | t5_2to41 | 51 | uploadking: TIFU by telling my girlfriend to get off my back.
So, my girlfriend and I are both 17 and we were at an Ingles today. Now, before I go any further its important to know that my girlfriend has the biggest fear of turning into an old couple that always argues; anyways we were looking at cereal when she kept c... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1410215952 | 1410217126 | t3_2fuo2s | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking back over my shoulder just in time to see the gyno with a disgusted look on her face while i was bent over the exam table, pulling my ass cheeks apart, showing her the sore near my asshole.
maybe i should have shaved my asshole before going
:(
barryk013: Oh God... Was it at least clean? Or d... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410216346 | 1410303346 | t3_2fuoqt | t5_2to41 | 42 | stlknowswhy: TIFU Before my job interview
I woke up with great expectations! I sang in the shower excited to be having the opportunity to be employed again. I got out of the shower and grabbed a fresh Bic razor! Great deal of a 10 pack for $2! One stroke of the razor and my face started pouring! [Imgur](http://i.imgur.... | 7 | 6 | |
1410217155 | 1410291513 | t3_2fuq6e | t5_2to41 | 20 | 42069911: TIFU By Saying "OH BABY A TRIPLE"
So this happened to my friend.
So he and I are absolutely in love with Montageparodies and whenever someone mentions something to do with 3 we always scream out "OH BABY A TRIPLE"
Anyway he was at a father's day gathering with his family and he was talking to some girl that... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1410217684 | 1410218626 | t3_2fur2i | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU with that Tinder Pussy NSFW
FLGulf: Just go back and try again. Show up unannounced and to help your confidence, try wearing a ski mask.
jacketsarekindacool: they say guns build confidence, maybe I'll bring one of those too
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1410219292 | 1410219586 | t3_2futur | t5_2to41 | 5 | MissKensington: TIFU by trying not to hit another car.
So two hours ago, IFU. It's dark, and I'm walking the walk of shame to the trash can, when I see my car and am like "Ooooh, I could gas up a tad cheaper now and surprise my parents with breakfast tomorrow!" since I planned on going home for a few days. Anyway, I th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410217955 | 1410221988 | t3_2furj9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | PM_YOUR_TITAYS: TIFU by going to the wrong house
This happened last week.
My girlfriend and I got into a dumb argument. She was at work for the whole night and I had just got off work but we were angry at each other for stupid shit.
Anyways I decide to go to my buddies house a few minutes away. I don't get to see hi... | 3 | 1 | |
1410220049 | 1410236915 | t3_2fuv4n | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity [NSFW]
Hey. So I'm 18, I'm a freshmen at a community college.
I met some girl and she was really flirty. She was making it clear she wanted to sleep with me, and me being a virgin still while I'm starting college, I really wanted to change that. The problem is she's really ugly. A... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1410220744 | 1410286267 | t3_2fuwa2 | t5_2to41 | 99 | butifkupeveryday: TIFU by having anal sex with my boyfriend.
Apologies for bad grammar, a bit gluggy at the moment.
My boyfriend and I have been going steady for around 2 1/2 years now. He has begged me for anal throughout that time, but I was never interested. Anyway, one of our favourite DJ's was in town playing at ... | 10 | 9.9 | |
1410219924 | 1410252935 | t3_2fuuw2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | elma3allem: TIFU by walking to the restroom at work while staring at my phone
Unlike most stories I've read on TIFU, this one actually happened today. It happened FEW MIN AGO!
I just started this new job two weeks ago. I like it and I was hoping I could spend many years here. This just changed.
I got up from my de... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1410220885 | 1410511764 | t3_2fuwih | t5_2to41 | 1,621 | newtothegym: TIFU by Fucking the bride
I was out last week at one my friends parties. Everyone was having a great time and getting a little drunk. I was watching a pretty intense game of beer pong and started talking to some girl who was watching too.
I didn't know her and she said she had come to party as a friend of... | 14 | 115.785714 | |
1410221808 | 1410239618 | t3_2fuy6l | t5_2to41 | 189 | labcoat2: TIFU by letting my brother wander around at a home hardware store
Today I fucked up.
I was walking around a home hardware store with my little brother by my side. I was taking measurements of some wood when I noticed my little brother (age 6) began to wander around. I've always done this as a kid every time... | 4 | 47.25 | |
1410223148 | 1410223810 | t3_2fv0mi | t5_2to41 | 4 | Tifusnap: TIFU by sending a snap to the wrong person
So I was having fun sending not so fully clothed pictures to my girl on snapchat. I took one picture showing all of me when i clicked on the wrong person, a friend of mine instead. I tought no big deal, just press the back button, but back and send are a little too c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410225191 | 1410541106 | t3_2fv4a5 | t5_2to41 | 95 | innogenchia: TIFU by checking the sex offender registry
I was checking the sex offender registry in my area with some friends for shits and giggles. Everything was dandy until my coworker's face pops up. It's definitely him- same name, face, and address. This guy is someone I consider a friend. I really wish I didn't k... | 12 | 7.916667 | |
1410227517 | 1410315199 | t3_2fv87l | t5_2to41 | 108 | 20slash200: TIFU by "helping" a hot girl with her homework
This happened almost a decade ago, but I'm still treated to this night when my idle mind treats me to a highlight reel of my greatest fuck ups (Now That's What I Call Fuck Ups! Vol 3).
I was a few weeks into my first semester as a freshman in college. I was h... | 7 | 15.428571 | |
1410227789 | 1410237659 | t3_2fv8o0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | iGouger: TIFU trying to get gum off my shoe
Not the most dramatic story, but a screwup on my part nonetheless.
Stepped in gum on my way to class today (around 3 PM), in my new shoes nonetheless. Sat through class (mostly forgot about the gum because of funny professor and cute girl sitting next to me, but I digress), ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410228009 | 1410275944 | t3_2fv8zl | t5_2to41 | 86 | kswift1991: TIFU by going to outback steak house to watch a football game
Well this is my first post here. Not a huge fuck up, but enough to affect my life.
I was at work today at a call center, and a co worker and I decided to go to outback to watch the Lions vs Giants game, and get a free bloomin onion and a beer.... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1410227422 | 1410237888 | t3_2fv823 | t5_2to41 | 22 | beardyzve: TIFU by reading TIFU
So after a long day at work i wanted to unwind by browsing TIFU and having a solid chuckle reading about others screwups. Once i start getting a few pages in i start to get hungry, and being the man that i am, i go to the kitchen and start cooking some meat and potatoes. Mind you, this i... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1410229298 | 1410262286 | t3_2fvb61 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 01zer0ne: TIFU wasted around 1200 euro's
TIFU Instead of upgrading my old phone plan online I accidentally took a new one 2.5 years ago and did not cancel the old one because DERP I thought the phone company would do this. So basically I have been paying 40 euro's a month for 2.5 years for nothing. And the guys at cust... | 3 | 2 | |
1410229369 | 1410239999 | t3_2fvba2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU but accidentally snorting molly
So today I came home from school and noticed a blue pill on the ground just laying in my driveway. I have no idea how it got there, but my brother had recently gone to a party so I suspected he dropped it. Very intrigued I picked it up and pocketed it and immediately went... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410228863 | 1410234378 | t3_2fvaf3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | __rachelkitten: TIFU by giving my roommate's dog cum breath.
Last night I was fooling around with my ex-boyfriend, and one thing led to another, and I decided to give him a blow job. Well I decided to spit out his spunk into a tissue, and use another tissue to clean up everything that didn't make it into my mouth. I th... | 3 | 7 | |
1410230389 | 1410288325 | t3_2fvcya | t5_2to41 | 15 | Shinerhead: TIFU by answering the door while watching Reservoir Dogs
This happened 20 minutes ago. Reservoir Dogs shows up on IFC (unedited but with commercials) and I haven't seen it ages. I start recording so I can blast through the ads. I get hungry watching inane BS so I order a pizza because there is no decent foo... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410232039 | 1410291548 | t3_2fvfkv | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking my grandmother if she ever went to the glory hole.
I live near a place that has a tourist attraction called "the glory hole", it's a giant mine that got flooded over the years, and people swim there a lot, take pictures and all that stuff. Today, we were eating out all together as a family. Th... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1410232298 | 1410257903 | t3_2fvg0l | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a wet dream in class
In the past weeks, I been having constant/random wet dreams. I believe this is due to my attempt for no fap.
On with the story... I am a freshman in collage taking calculus. And the day before I happen to buy a new pair of gray adidas sweat pants aswell as a matching shir... | 4 | 20 | |
1410232703 | 1410270013 | t3_2fvgml | t5_2to41 | 8 | Gumpyyy: TIFU by trying to talk to a Girl about baseball
I live in Nashville, TN which is Atlanta Braves country. I went to take out the trash in my apartment complex, right as it was getting dark. A young, skinny blonde girl was walking her dog right next to the dumpster, and she was wearing a Braves "#2 Upton" jersey... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410233433 | 1410465642 | t3_2fvhoy | t5_2to41 | 9 | HisFaithRestored: TIFU by letting my girlfriend shave me
So I had wanted to shave off my pubes, thus my girlfriend said she was willing to do it as she could probably do it better. Everything was going well, all the hair was off, then we had the brilliant idea of getting the hair off my balls too...Note this was with o... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1410231973 | 1410271156 | t3_2fvfhj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Saboteure: TIFU by trying foreskin stretches NSFW
This actually happened today, but I'm gonna start with some context.I've been reading TIFU from the front page for a while, and all this starts when I read the post about TIFU by not washing my penis for 17 years or whatever it was called. Besides being funny, it actual... | 4 | 2 | |
1410234260 | 1410252990 | t3_2fvj0h | t5_2to41 | 19 | Nanookthefallen: TIFU BY SPEAKING MY MIND... AT A FAMILIY REUNION.
First time post, here we go!
Over the weekend I went back to my home town to see family that I have not seen since I left home at 16. The majority of the family members there are, lets say, religious and don't like that I left my family and home in orde... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1410221598 | 1410264558 | t3_2fuxtd | t5_2to41 | 23 | ThEuNkNoWnxX: TIFU by calling my father while watching porn (NSFW)
As are most TIFU posts, this one is from a while ago.
So I was sitting at home sick one day, and I got really bored. I decided to get out of bed and sit at my computer to check my email. I was scrolling through the meaningless messages when I came acro... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1410237013 | 1410240653 | t3_2fvn3c | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU into the future by developing a humiliation fetish
So, I'm not exactly sure why, but I've been getting more and more turned on by being "dominated" by a girl. Well, a certain girl ( who is married) and I have kept a relationship of this type online through e-mail, and I've sent her a multitude of pics o... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1410238555 | 1410240466 | t3_2fvp5b | t5_2to41 | 17 | Manzo21: TIFU by telling a girl I'd take her on a trip.
So here's my story. It was last Saturday and I was enjoying my alcoholic beverages while watching the virginia tech v. ohio state game. So far so good right? During this time I'm texting this girl I know. Cute girl and we tried to start something before, but I jus... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1410235604 | 1410296379 | t3_2fvl3f | t5_2to41 | 38 | Idunpunchedup: TIFU by punching a vulnerable adult
I work in adult foster care, and I came into work about an hour ago. I was talking to my coworker, and she asked me to grab the med count book. I said sure not thinking anything of it. Well, I was in the middle of telling her how I broke our work cats water bowl last n... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1410238996 | 1410295157 | t3_2fvppn | t5_2to41 | 293 | boros_charm: TIFU by fucking my best friend one time too many
This actually just happened this weekend. So I(F) was at the home of one of my best friends who I also regularly have sex with. He works nights so his schedule has him waking up in the afternoon. This day he was off though and I went and woke him up with s... | 17 | 17.235294 | |
1410238362 | 1410245042 | t3_2fvovc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, by trying to help a friend
Today or should I say tonight I fucked up by trying to help my friend sell his car before he goes back to his home country. We went to the location to do the meet up and everything went well the buyers wanted to buy it for 2000 we wanted 2200 so we wanted to think it over. My... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410217631 | 1410320619 | t3_2fuqyj | t5_2to41 | 5 | NeverHadChikFilA: TIFU by playing League of Legends
Alright, I was playing League of Legends at my aunts house, get all queued up, champ select is over, loading screen starts, and then I notice that someone is taking awhile. I seize the opportunity and go to grab a Gatorade. To get to the kitchen in that house, you wal... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410240244 | 1410241209 | t3_2fvrc8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Eastcoastpal: TIFU by "over connecting" with the job interviewer
I was told that the key to having a good and successful interview is to connect/relate with the job interviewer. So today, after I did some research on the company and I looked up the profile of my interviewer, I went into the job interview. Towards the... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410240739 | 1410283919 | t3_2fvrx6 | t5_2to41 | 556 | kit_carlisle: TIFU by reading my girlfriend's texts while on our vacation.
TODAY I fucked up. This all went down this weekend/this morning. Pardon the longevity of the post, but I think background is important. I'm now 30. Met a girl at a conference a while back and we started being exclusive in April. It's a long dist... | 6 | 92.666667 | |
1410239728 | 1410271617 | t3_2fvqno | t5_2to41 | 11 | justtoventimadethis: TIFU By getting a surprise
This girl and I have been talking for a few weeks, texting throughout the day, she sent me some nudes, you get it. Problem is, she always had a boyfriend and didn't want to cheat. She knew she was going to end it before she met me, but she didn't, yet. Yesterday, she text... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410230616 | 1410257220 | t3_2fvdb4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ajsriracha: TIFU by getting head on Labor Day
Context:
I live in sunny southern California and on Labor day most people are grilling, hanging out at the beach, or out on a date with their significant other. The point is everyone is outside. (trust me this is important)
I was on okcupid a couple weeks before and came a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410242610 | 1410467243 | t3_2fvu1p | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a girl gave me a fake number and how I woke up in a pink waterbed [NSFW?]
This FU happened my senior year in high school, and being your run-of-the-mill 17 year old, I was on the hunt for a mate from the opposite sex.
This takes us to my Spanish Native Speaker class, which out of all 5 of m... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1410243278 | 1410266802 | t3_2fvuqp | t5_2to41 | 6 | CUNTASAURUS_REX: TIFU by trying to hit on a pharmacist
A few days ago I was doing errands before driving out to an overnight party. I was pretty confident as I already had a date to hang out with at the party a though she lives out of state so it was really just hanging out
So I pick up paper plates, some fire wood, g... | 6 | 1 | |
1410246469 | 1410393692 | t3_2fvy22 | t5_2to41 | 9 | serpentwhistler: TIFU by asking for help in identifying a snake
Had my wife not seen it she might have stepped on it. Five out of six people identified it as a rattlesnake, including me. One of our friends identified it as a gophersnake. I asked /r/snakes, members of which berated me for trying to kill the snake.
The ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1410251514 | 1410316985 | t3_2fw2ot | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally ejaculating on a stranger in college.
Hey guys.
A couple of weeks ago I decided to try this Nofap thing. In case you don't know what it is, check out r/nofap. You basically stop watching porn and jacking off in order to improve your life.
Anyways, yesterday I couldn't resist the urges.... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1410251581 | 1410263659 | t3_2fw2qr | t5_2to41 | 5 | DoctorBlueBox5: TIFU by dousing my mom's garden
mist_opportunity: And this is what's called "a shitpost"
Skylord_Aaron: Indeed
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410122647 | 1410292038 | t3_2fqx93 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Quietjedai: TIFU by forgetting my debit card.
Rolled a monday.
This morning I woke up and stumbled through my morning routine and ordered a taxi to pick me up for work.
Taxi shows up 6:10am in the wrong driveway...trip goes fine until we reach my work and I realise my card is still in my shirt at home. Curse and ask h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410254595 | 1410302190 | t3_2fw5b7 | t5_2to41 | 237 | Chuckaluffagus: TIFU by losing my home, job, wife, and car.
My wife left me for my friend, took my son with her. Won't let me see him. Due to the shit that went down, I was late to work and lost my job. My wife usually balances the bills, so when I get home, eviction notice on my door.
Worst day ever.
How did this h... | 8 | 29.625 | |
1410248588 | 1410312054 | t3_2fw06a | t5_2to41 | 21 | madeyouangry: TIFU by scratching my dog
Ok, not a biggie but this just happened.
So I'm redditing as usual and I feel my small dog come next to me and I absent-mindedly reach down and start scratching her chest as I often do.
Except it wasn't her chest. I look down and realise I'm giving her butthole and vag a nice t... | 3 | 7 | |
1410254518 | 1410279337 | t3_2fw595 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by maybe implying that a girl I really, really wanted to bone had family ties to Mengele...
Backstory: Gorgeous Teutonic-in-the-best-way blonde girl, totally Americanized as far as accent and everything goes, reveals that she's from Argentina, starts talking about how different it is growing up there an... | 4 | 1 | |
1410263602 | 1410309293 | t3_2fwdqo | t5_2to41 | 10 | nsfwgonewildwarning: Please read if you like posting "pictures" because TIFU!!
TIFU.... OKso several months ago I did.
Ok... so I just started a new screen name. Gonewild is fun ad long as all the other subreddits, but if you don't want your pictures literally EVERYWHERE, DO NOT POST! I WAS ONLY POSTING TO REDDIT AND N... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1410263156 | 1410296538 | t3_2fwd8z | t5_2to41 | 54 | Dont_overthink_it: TIFU by destroying lifes on the doorstep.
Dear Reddit, last week I fucked up terribly. I'm in college and work as delivery guy for and Italian restaurant on the side. I was making a pizza delivery at an apartment wednesday night. A man opens the door in a pink bathrobe. 'Nice robe' I say. He grins an... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1410267288 | 1410405233 | t3_2fwibj | t5_2to41 | 44 | todayireallyfu: TIFU by making my boyfriend puke after sex.
I was on my period and has a weak stomach. I thought he could handle it, but when he saw blood on his hand/penis he freaked out and threw up. I don't think we'll be doing that again.
BartyB: It doesn't bother me when my girl is on her period.. Would I go down ... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1410267505 | 1410342923 | t3_2fwilu | t5_2to41 | 45 | castawayhanks: TIFU by telling two of my best friends something that happened when I was a kid
So I've always had very shaky hands and get very anxious very easily. People always ask but I don't talk about the story much because it tends to change how people think of me.
Today, I decided to tell two of my best friends ... | 5 | 9 | |
1410269885 | 1410273264 | t3_2fwm2v | t5_2to41 | 80 | TheJizzMeister: TIFU by entering a contest with an e-mail address that I barely use.
This is literally few minutes ago. Wow, fuck my life, I'm gonna cry.
So, the story, yes. I am a multimedia major, and there is this agency that makes banners and advertisements for road safety that made a deal with Renault the car com... | 4 | 20 | |
1410268085 | 1410399089 | t3_2fwjfs | t5_2to41 | 113 | KvotheArcane: TIFU by making a your-mom-joke to the wrong person
This happened a few weeks ago. Like every monday, I had judo lessons that afternoon. Our group is fairly small, so we know each other well enough to be casual and confident. One of our inside jokes is the your-mom reference, which we make at every opportu... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1410271620 | 1410289867 | t3_2fwoor | t5_2to41 | 6,003 | today-i-effed: TIFU by joking with a customer
I'm a cashier at a grocery store. One of my friends is a regular and we joke around a lot, usually it starts by me refusing to ring up her groceries and we have a few laughs from there.
Yesterday was a fairly busy day. I see her get in my line behind the customer I was ri... | 21 | 285.857143 |
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