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1352330379 | 1352399425 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | stenglish92: TIFU by sleeping.
I was up until 2 AM studying for a test. I overslept and missed my first class for the day. Normally this wouldn't have been a problem, however, the test I was studying for was that class.
TL/DR: Fucked up by oversleeping due to studying and missed the test I studied for.
UPDATE: Can... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1352337485 | 1352975748 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | UndercoverThetan: TIFU by almost exploding, then dropping the results of my chem lab. Lab partner seemed unhappy.
Let me start out by saying that I typed up a version with some of the relevant specifics, but there were oh so many links and it looked even more incredibly boring, so [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1352339363 | 1352391678 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU: I decided to venture outside of my "shell" and hit up the bar....
Here is a play by play of my night thus far.
3:30 Get off work, not happy about it because I am Forever Alone.
4:00 Reddit
5:00 It would be nice to finally meet someone! So I shaved my bald head clean.
5:30 Arrive at local bar, sit alon... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1352345963 | 1352354364 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my ass crack.
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1352350220 | 1352385497 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a friend of mine in my computer science class use my code.
We had an out of class lab and I had been working on it for several hours already. My friend had just gotten off work around 9:30pm and it had to be submitted by 11pm. We got together to work on it after he got off, and I let him bo... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1352355838 | 1352442959 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | marrockon: TIFU by getting jizz all over my clean bed.
Getting the daily dose of sex when i pull out and my GF happens to rip my condom off me at the exact minute. In my mind, "wooo thank god i have the condom." I was wrong, I splooge all over my barely washed sheets and blanket. I can just get new ones, but not aft... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1352326683 | 1352641468 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | Violentanalgrinder: TIFU by reading TIFU stories aloud on the bus
So, I was on the bus going home from school, and I saw a hilarious post entitled "TIFU by walking around my apartment naked while my new kitten was in attack mode" and couldn't stop laughing. I had to read it to my friend. I also had my headphones in, th... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1352373030 | 1352475073 | null | t5_2to41 | 256 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping my Banjo String
Ok, I know there have been a few genital mutilation stories on here and rather than bring something fresh to the subreddit I though "hey, why not share mine?"
This actually happened a little while ago - I got horrendously drunk and came back to my uni dorm with a girl I'd bee... | 10 | 25.6 | |
1352370727 | 1352516350 | null | t5_2to41 | 98 | TheDutchTreat: TIFU by not locking my car
Yes I fucked up... My car has a key-less entry system that opens and closes when the key in my pocket is in proximity to the car.
Yesterday I came home and walked away from the car which locked automatically (it beeps to signal it's locked) about 5 minutes later I realized I... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1352401759 | 1352436324 | null | t5_2to41 | 174 | Fameless: TIFU by going to a meeting
I had an important meeting at my campus this morning, so I was prepping for it last night and today. I completely overlooked the fact that I had work today and ended up missing an entire shift for a 40 minute meeting. I'm an idiot.
rAxxt: Google calendar is the shit.
uiguilg: htt... | 9 | 19.333333 | |
1352416725 | 1352432890 | null | t5_2to41 | 158 | alexandra1992: TIFU by accidentally calling a coworker while gushing about him...
I accidentally called someone from work...left a 5 minute voice mail and I am pretty sure I said how much I loved him within that 5 minute period..I am sure his wife would love to hear that.
fragglet: How did this "accident" happen?
alex... | 4 | 39.5 | |
1352427223 | 1352487276 | null | t5_2to41 | 658 | shopping_cart_whoops: TIFU by crashing a shopping cart, cracking some ribs, and nearly killing my children in the process.
Was doing some grocery shopping with my 2 kids (both under 4.) They were loaded into a 2-seater race-car-styled shopping cart, little steering wheels, they love it and it makes shopping a bit easie... | 5 | 131.6 | |
1352432932 | 1353373216 | null | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a pot text to my super religious teacher.
I was talking with a friend and it started with us making fun of religious people, saying gay marriage and pot got legalized in some states because the bible says to stone gay people (paraphrased.) Anyway, a couple texts later, I replied "I wonder if ... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1352412627 | 1352460126 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | rmm45177: TIFU by not understanding my calculator and almost failing my algebra/trigonometry class.
I was required to buy a graphing calculator for my college class and I've been slowly learning how to use it for a few months now.
Soon after getting it, my mom accidentally threw away the instruction booklet, as well... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1352441812 | 1352813345 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | seevic: TIFU: I made an entire bus think I was a creep
I was on packed-full bus on the way to campus this morning with a couple friends and was pressed up to the back of one of them who is quite a bit taller than me. I decided that it was a perfect time for a quote from "The Ringer" so I got on my tippy-toes and snuck ... | 3 | 10 | |
1352496097 | 1352617358 | null | t5_2to41 | 220 | elbenji: TIFU by melting plastic.
So I was ironing a shirt I needed to be a part of a crew for a show tonight. I put the iron down on a plastic drawer thing I have for no more than five seconds as I smoothed out the shirt. I take it off and then notice the goo coming up.
I panic and try to clean it. Its hard, some of... | 11 | 20 | |
1352498339 | 1352576136 | null | t5_2to41 | 205 | gettinghonestjohn: TIFU by having a major tantrum
I'd had four pints and nothing to eat but I didn't feel in a bad mood. Got off the train, down the stairs and damn, forgotten my bag hadn't I. Laptop, iPad, enough that I panicked a bit.
The first guy I spoke to was fine, told me to speak to his friend behind the glas... | 6 | 34.166667 | |
1352526122 | 1352682096 | t3_12y10r | t5_2to41 | 83 | FluorescentShadow: Haha maybe I should have done that :)
Fambida: Wasn't your fault, so wasn't your mess. Step-pops can clean his own shit up.
FluorescentShadow: Too much of a dickwad for that nonsense lol.
He also made me bake a new batch.
Fambida: That shit means war. Time to visit /r/pettyrevenge and find some in... | 13 | 6.384615 | |
1352514597 | 1352561554 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | Hammer_of_Antares: TIFU by backing into my buddy's motorcycle...
....and knocking the goddamned thing over. He just bought it this summer as a "yay I'm finally divorced" present, too. He's also a very long-time co-worker and one of the better friends I have in my life so I'm gonna feel really fucking awkward at work ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1352540044 | 1352695938 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | stidf: TIFU forgot to wear a belt and ate it in the middle of the crosswalk.
Hanging out with my college roommate and his girlfriend in SF. We were rushing to get the bus. I didn't realize that I needed to cross the street to get to the bus stop. I realized that I needed to run to get there before the light turned. I w... | 5 | 9 | |
1352570295 | 1352577468 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tenth_Doctor: TIFU By Giving Away A Kitten
Yes, I fucked up royally. We had a gray kitten named Penny. She is spunky and playful, the perfect cat. I talked with my mom and she told me to get rid of her as we were unsure if we could have two cats. This was one of those times when the person says one thing you are meant... | 4 | 4 | |
1352577068 | 1352606824 | null | t5_2to41 | 546 | ElPsyC: TIFU by scaring a kitten
Well, I fucked up and may have killed a kitten. I was walking home from the park and saw a cute little cat. I tried calling it to get it to come closer but it just looked at me. So I walked towards it and it get up. I keep going and the cuter fucker runs away, jumping into a storm drain... | 7 | 78 | |
1352600568 | 1352731908 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | vasharpshooter: TIFU By walking
Over the past year I have had over 8 surgeries on my feet. As a result it has been a year since I have walked. They were not even sure they could save my right leg/foot, but we did. Any way the end of last month my feet were finally healed and ordered orthopedic shoes which I got yest... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1352600637 | 1352638474 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | periodotot: TIFU by eating very salty popcorn when I have a cut on the tip of my tongue.
Title says it all. It burnt like an eternal hell-fire.
FaKeShAdOw: In times like these, try some ice cream :)
periodotot: I was actually eating the popcorn whilst typing the post. ;_;
| 3 | 4 | |
1352617256 | 1352799412 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | mythofsissyphus: TIFU by telling my GF it was impossible for me to find her attractive instead of the opposite
She's sensitive about her weight, so she asked me "do you think I'm fat?" And I said no, of course not. I told her this exactly (quoted from a text):
>I really cannot stress enough how much it's impossible... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1352610173 | 1352774008 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | pokeblack: TIFU by putting the groceries in the oven
I had just got home at 5:00 pm from work and the grocery store.I was tired out of my mind. so, without thinking, I put the groceries on the oven. about 5 minutes later, I hear my son screaming about a fire. so, being the mature adult that I am, I freak the fuck out. ... | 5 | 4 | |
1352628768 | 1352694844 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | Quwerkygirl: TIFU: By dropping red cordial on a white carpet then covering that up with another little rug.
Ok, the title explains most of the story but here is the WHOLE story.
So I got thirsty whilst browsing Reddit and decided to get something to drink so I trudged into the kitchen to quench my thirst by grabbing ... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1352624096 | 1352658671 | null | t5_2to41 | 358 | wanabeswordsman: TIFU by peeing in complete darkness.
It's the middle of the night and I wake up having to pee. I hate turning on a light so I can aim so I usually just kneel down in front of the toilet, flop my dick over the side of the seat, and do what I must without worrying about missing. Well, as I finished up, I... | 9 | 39.777778 | |
1352619947 | 1352675664 | null | t5_2to41 | 122 | YouHaveSuperAIDS: TIFU by leaving my paraphernalia out.
Me and my roommate both partake in some trees from time to time. Neither of us have unexpected guests ever come over, so we just leave our pieces out in the living room for convenience. The heater went out at the house we rent and I contacted the landlord (my uncl... | 7 | 17.428571 | |
1352511295 | 1353094278 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | Waker1: TIFU Poorly ended e-mail
I wrote a pretty lengthy email to my boss, updating her on everything we will be starting next week. When the dick in my office comes by saying cliche crap like he always does.
"Go Home. Who you trying to impress"
I'm finishing the email and sign it like this
.......let me know if y... | 3 | 4 | |
1352639439 | 1352673736 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling down my stairs and spilling the last of my cereal everywhere
Title says it all. It was an average groggy morning for me, I went upstairs to get some cereal and as I was bringing down my sugary breakfast to my room I managed to slip. Bam. I fell on my back , I didn't really fall "down" the sta... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1352674191 | 1352727442 | null | t5_2to41 | 313 | Aldairion: TIFU by chemically burning my left nipple.
Technically yesterday, but today is when I actually noticed the issue.
I don't like having chest hair. I really don't. I think it looks ugly and unhygenic on me, plus I'm Indian so it comes in thick and dark. I'm not barrel-chested and broad-shouldered enough to m... | 4 | 78.25 | |
1352686661 | 1352692070 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying yes when a good guy friend asked me on a date.
It was so sudden and out of no where and I've always had a problem with so sudden and out of no where things. Plus I am 100% sure I ill never develop feelings for him. I feel bad.
jamaces: umm thanks.
Erikster: No way.
| 3 | 15 | |
1352686635 | 1352763635 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | UnclaimedUnderpants: TIFU by accidentally giving myself an enema.
I got home from camping this afternoon and proceeded to take a nice hot shower. After lathering up and scrubbing away the residue of the great outdoors, I began rinsing off with the handheld shower head as I always do. So, when I rinsed my ass crack I q... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1352686043 | 1352694017 | null | t5_2to41 | 141 | student_nurse: TIFU by leaving a porno in my dvd player, then telling my roommate's 10yo she could stay in my room while I was gone.
Okay, this did not happen today but it has haunted me for 7 years! I used to rent a room from a family and I babysat their 10yo daughter all the time. I was going out of town and they ask... | 3 | 47 | |
1352703616 | 1352997274 | null | t5_2to41 | 333 | lawnicus18: TIFU: I kissed a girl and embarrassed the shit out of myself
Today, well, actually on Nov. 8, when in phys Ed class, my class was playing dodgeball and when this girl got hit, she fell over laying face up. No big deal right? WRONG. I was walking over close to where she fell over, tripped, and fell over and ... | 7 | 47.571429 | |
1352716266 | 1352724471 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: Told somebody I loved them just so I could cheat on my girlfriend for the second time.
I have no idea why I do these things - I'm a terrible person.
Girl thinks I'm going to dump my current for her even though I know there's no way it could ever work.
Edit: If it's worth saying - feel terrible and do... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1352722211 | 1352760254 | null | t5_2to41 | 427 | xhable: TIFU: Brought a cabbage to work instead of lettuce - my sandwich tastes weird
Must pay attention more 0.o.
Ham and raw cabbage sandwiches taste freaky.
Hammer_of_Antares: Raw cabbage does taste different, and it's tough as hell. Eek.
[deleted]: Raw cabbage is quite good for you especially vs cancer. I eat a t... | 6 | 71.166667 | |
1352725491 | 1352776230 | null | t5_2to41 | 79 | kittensnomittens: TIFU by setting my hair on fire.
I couldn't find a lighter to light a cigarette and got the bright idea to use my gas stove burner. Turned on the burner, bent over to light the cigarette and my forehead got really hot. I smelled something burning, it was my bangs. I accidentally set fire to my hair. T... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1352721460 | 1353707749 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU My School Laptop.
Ordinary Shitty Monday With A Twist.
At our school we all get provided laptops to use in class, and they are super fragile.
So today i was taking my school laptop out of my backpack and dropped it about half a meter to the floor.
I then open it up and it's all cracked and broken.
So no... | 5 | 5 | |
1352752531 | 1352762133 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | xkcd1253: TIFU by talking to my ex's best friend
It's actually not what it sounds like, but her best friend is my very good friend as well. We were talking about my ex, and the friend basically sympathized with me saying that my ex is not acting the right way.
Now I think my ex might know my password and is ignoring h... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1352771242 | 1353020085 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | Voiceless: TIFU by being a grown ass adult and pissing myself
So I had just finished my work out routine at home. Ran for about 1000 miles and then went downstairs to cool off. I drank about 3 glasses of water in less than one minute. After drinking and relaxing a bit, I decide to take a nap.
So as I lay in bed, s... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1352776706 | 1352908366 | null | t5_2to41 | 594 | tifuagain: TIFU by trying to deep throat a guy
So, TIFU by trying to deep throat a guy. A guy who, not going to complain or anything, is hung like a freaking race horse. I was already gagging a bit, so we decided to move the fun into the bathroom just in case I couldn't resist the urge to puke. So there we are, butt as... | 11 | 54 | |
1352790074 | 1352989851 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my boyfriend's best friend
Sorry if there are mistakes, I am typing this on a phone. This happened Saturday night and Sunday morning. There was me, my boyfriend, my girl cousin, and my boyfriend's best friend of over 10 years. We stayed in but we all got pretty drunk off of some 99 proof liqu... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1352788835 | 1352919397 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | bootsiekitty: TIFU by deciding to dress cute on the coldest day of this month.
The weather had been relatively nice lately, so I decided to put on a cute dress and sweater. Then the temperature dropped from 50 to 40, 40 to 35...all the way down to an eventual 20-something, all while I was stuck on campus without warmer... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1352811348 | 1352827423 | null | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk texting the girl I've had feelings for since high school.
~~I got dumped last week by my girlfriend of a year, and my friends took me out tonight trying to make me feel better. I initially didn't feel like going because I felt miserable as hell still, but there was promise of alcohol and cigar... | 7 | 18.428571 | |
1352824193 | 1352941866 | null | t5_2to41 | 931 | twitchyw: TIFU by using the worst line ever
I was at a bar with my buddy last night. I somewhat know the bartender from previous friends and hobbies that I've been into, but never really talked to her much other than small talk. She has a great sense of humor and can be pretty vulgar at times.
So I've grown a fancy t... | 11 | 84.636364 | |
1352836167 | 1352945607 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | VeryHandy: TIFU by telling my GF the truth about a white lie.
About nine months ago - three months into the relationship - my GF and I were on a date. On that date we talked about my dating history. The gist of that conversation was that she feels insecure because she has only dated one other guy besides myself, and I'... | 3 | 11 | |
1352841741 | 1352970363 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my grundle hair.
Actually did this last night, but paying huge consequences as of this moment. Second, I did it for the joking request of a girl that I am currently chasing (I thought she was serious).
As a man well into puberty (I'm 28) I have learned very quickly that the grundle serves as... | 8 | 8 | |
1352846898 | 1352926825 | null | t5_2to41 | 25 | TenTypesofBread: Last night I peed on my girlfriend's kitten [xpost r/funny]
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/134tyv/reddit_last_night_i_peed_on_my_girlfriends_kitten/
self-post so I get no karma.
Enjoy, please.
thegreenmachine435: shit me to man!
TheSmokingGNU: what? Shit you to man? Which man, and how? I can... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1352863585 | 1352993005 | null | t5_2to41 | 183 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my dad's advice
Hunting in the woods. Needed to poop. Had pooped in the woods many times before without issue. Dad says "There's a toilet built out in the woods over there," so I went.
4' wooden cube, essentially, with a hole cut out of the top. I set my flashlight down (it was dark,) then j... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1352876333 | 1352911053 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwawaycatanger: TIFU, I hit my cat. For some reason he makes me a madman.
My cat was laying on my chest, where he normally falls asleep every night since I got him about 3 months ago. I went to get something to munch on and put him down, he began to growl and hiss at me. I figured I may have startled him, so I trie... | 3 | 1 | |
1352886441 | 1353464737 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | student_nurse: TIFU by realizing I formatted my entire 35pg term paper incorrectly...6hrs before it's due.
Seriously. FML.
Cyberyukon: 35 pages? What's it on?
goblan: paper
vulchiegoodness: bahahahaah :D
| 4 | 5.25 | |
1352904336 | 1352954759 | null | t5_2to41 | 821 | mueslimonster: TIFU talking to a girl in the club
The local club had been handing out free t-shirts at the beginning of the night, and a cute girl that I'd struck up a chat with was wearing one of them. We're literally one minute into conversation, and she mentions liking the shirt. I agree, and I also want to keep the... | 7 | 117.285714 | |
1352908388 | 1352934951 | null | t5_2to41 | 356 | thezamboniguy: TIFU by grabbing the wrong Tim Hortons cup
For all those unaware of what Tim Hortons is, its the equivalent of a country wide crack dealer (that serves coffee in Canada)
So this morning I go get myself a coffee, come home and sit down to browse some reddit. Now over the last week or so I have had a pre... | 7 | 50.857143 | |
1352913247 | 1353090834 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | segalflock: TIFU by groping my coworkers boob.
So I was at work, putting up Christmas decorations (what the fuck it's not even Thanksgiving yet) and hung some mistletoe in our customer service area. We both are pretty flirty with each other but she has a boy friend and I don't mess with that. We were talking and I told... | 7 | 10 | |
1352919038 | 1353464599 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | shutupkait: TIFU by burning the back of my throat
I was smoking a bowl and there was no screen in the pipe. I guess I sucked back an ember and it hit the back of my throat. My throat hurts and my ear is itchy. I fucked up.
chelzabo: *Fuck ouch* I have done this myself.
shutupkait: *It's just the worst*
vulchiegoodn... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1352916264 | 1353208014 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU my trig test that I studied all day and night for
So I had a trig test today. I procrastinated studying for this test all weekend by watching community and TWD. Since this Monday was a holiday I thought to myself, "I'll just study then". Monday came and I didn't do my homework for a minute. Yesterday I ... | 11 | 2.454545 | |
1352914562 | 1353094218 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | IAmAQuantumMechanic: Today I fucked up my car
Well, it was actually not today, but a few weeks ago.
But today I was informed by the guys doing the service on my car that I have fucked up all my rims, and need to buy new ones. Apparently, with steel rims there are two ways to insert the lug nuts. Guess which one I chos... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1352931354 | 1353078851 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | Nath_O: TIFU by accidentally drinking soap.
Ok so I was washing my hands to take my contact lenses out. As anyone with contacts with tell you, you wash with soap prior to prevent infection.
Anyway, I press down on the soap and liquid cleanliness pours onto my hands. I do my thing and dispose of the lenses. Next I fill... | 5 | 6 | |
1352937951 | 1353120348 | null | t5_2to41 | 612 | floppycat: TIFU By gambling on a fart, at work.
Gambled and lost. Here's a little backstory. For the last few days I've been battling a cold/flu, and taking a bunch of cough syrup and vitamin c and stuff that generally loosens your ass up haha. My girlfriend picked it up from me too, although today she woke up and had ... | 9 | 68 | |
1352951457 | 1352952046 | null | t5_2to41 | 5 | chatttheleaper: TIFU my friend and my chances with a girl in class
My friend and I both have a crush on a girl. Difference is, he knows her and has more classes with her. I was lucky enough to have her seated with me in class, but I haven't managed to find a good way open up a conversation. So, we both have said enough... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1353012185 | 1353131453 | null | t5_2to41 | 181 | [deleted]: TIFU saying something inappropriate in French to the French teacher
Ok, it technically wasn't today, but bear with me. I kept hearing people exchange the phrase along the class, "voulez vous-couchez avec moi, ce soir?" So what happened was that people were pronouncing it very badly, so it didn't sound bad. I... | 7 | 25.857143 | |
1353017861 | 1368825902 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,804 | ta7894: TIFU having sex the first time after my wife gave birth and accidentally insulting her.
My wife and I had a baby three months ago. We love our baby more than anything, but it's been tough. She had a difficult pregnancy and an even worse delivery. She's had hardcore body issues and was diagnosed with post partum... | 14 | 128.857143 | |
1353015617 | 1353087122 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best pal what a douche he is towards women.
I (female) told my best pal and partner in crime that he was a misogynistic prick because he goes through women like toilet paper and that I was tired of cleaning up after him. This was after he helped me through a divorce and emotional breakdown... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1353022374 | 1353209866 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | MoorbBork: TIFU: by cutting all my hair off
Basically the lady is now not attracted to me now that I've cut my hair off. Wee been arguing a lot lately and this didn't help. Now because I made an ini lave decision without her consent I'm gonna cheat and do wrong. I have no plans to do any such thing. So now I have to su... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1353020406 | 1353025513 | null | t5_2to41 | 96 | worriedaboutroommate: TIFUpdate 3 I almost kissed my roommate
I was asked for an update on what's happening with [this situation](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1237zz/tifupdate_2_i_almost_kissed_my_roommate/) by a few people. I don't know how much there is to update. It's been a while, almost a month, and so fa... | 3 | 32 | |
1353022973 | 1353083984 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | Helloandwelcome: TIFU whilst shaving in No Shave November
Just letting you all know I cut my balls with the electric hair trimmer whilst prepping for a date just now. That is all. I'm sharing with you Reddit because I am far too embarrassed to tell anyone else. I feel ashamed with myself haha.
On the plus side, betwee... | 4 | 2 | |
1353026218 | 1353123955 | null | t5_2to41 | 118 | McMaxwell: TIFU by eating naked.
This happened about 15 minutes ago, I've just got out of the shower after cleaning myself up.
So There I was, lying in bed, redditing,thinking of winding down and getting some sleep, when all of a sudden I feel hungry. Like many of you will too, I sleep naked, and I can't go to sleep o... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1353025989 | 1353031922 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention
So, I work at a small grocery store in my home town. It's owned by my relatives and has been a local business for over 100 years. A big thing that we have going for us is our meat department, and our service. We have bag-boys who will carry out your groceries for you and do in-to... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1353032233 | 1353056463 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By breaking up with my girlfriend
Instead of talking about my problems and other things going on in my life to her so she would understand what was going on instead i decided to turn tail and walk away like a coward. There's no turning back or trying to talk to her i have tried my best. She has her min... | 3 | 4 | |
1353034570 | 1353230349 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | ThrowAwayCigar: TIFU by accidentally sucking my own period blood off of my boyfriend's dick.
Well, it's pretty self-explanatory, but here goes.
The lights are down. The mood is up. Things are getting hot. We commence sexy-time and after many, many wonderful minutes of glorious thrusting and several of my orgasms, h... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1353043927 | 1353840576 | null | t5_2to41 | 64 | KyleneJudith: TIFU by watching A Clockwork Orange with my grandmother.
No one ever told me how disturbing that movie is, and it was on Netflix. What better way to entertain an 87 year old woman?
AnnieIWillKnow: This is like the time I watched 'Shame' with my mum without knowing what it's about...
diosmuerteborracho: I ... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1353066260 | 1353067147 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | ArtVandeley: TIFU while going through my gf's phone messages, by accidentally calling her best friend
While she was in the bathroom I did that jealous stupid thing, then I started a call to the guy, and then I minimized the call, so it took me long enough to end the call that his phone probably rang 2 or 3 times...
He... | 3 | 1 | |
1353088423 | 1353099409 | t3_13ans4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | koala7: condoms you know
AlphaQRough: There's always a risk of them breaking, plus not all STDs are blocked
jacqueofalltrades: So just never have sex is what you're saying?
AlphaQRough: No, what I'm saying is, be prepared to face the consequences of any action you're doing. Sex is no different. If you're engaging in ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1353070681 | 1353118428 | null | t5_2to41 | 401 | im_tw1g: TIFU. Fucking No Fap.
Well, Nofap November caught my eye. I had read about the supposed benefits of it so I though I would give it a try.
I personally did not see the benefits, and so on my 17th night (from Halloween) I ended my streak. A little too enthusiastically.
I didn't really anticipate that 17 nights... | 8 | 50.125 | |
1353089560 | 1353118013 | t3_13alo1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | austex_mike: If your fetish is jerking it where everyone can see, yes it is childish.
Falathras: Yes, children masturbate in public all the time.
Furthermore, certainly being a child is objectively bad and any traits that might be accused of being "childish" should be quickly destroyed.
mjfikes: being an adult and act... | 10 | 2.3 | |
1353057529 | 1353085121 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | lurkernomore93: TIFU by making my crush feel like shit.
I was studying in a cafe, immersed in my poli sci notes. My crush asked if he could join me. I said yes, maybe a little too eagerly, and moved my stuff aside. I asked him about his Thanksgiving plans. He started to ramble and I was still looking at my notes.
"It'... | 3 | 16 | |
1353080881 | 1353899098 | null | t5_2to41 | 972 | facetious_journalist: TIFU by taking a date to see Skyfall
Right, I'd been waiting to see this movie for what seemed like a fucking age. Mention this fact many times at work and once again at a dinner party on the eve of the debut here. I know that this might seem sad but fuck you - I wasn't going to be getting much sl... | 22 | 44.181818 | |
1353081794 | 1353093011 | null | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally opening a google chrome window with My Little Pony porn taking up the entire screen, with my roommate standing right behind me.
Judge me if you will, I'm just exceptionally grateful he's moving out in the next week - I don't think I could bare the awkwardness. I definitely deserved it fo... | 4 | 27 | |
1353092472 | 1353142902 | t3_13aywo | t5_2to41 | 10 | AnnieIWillKnow: Looks like we've got a rogue one from /r/atheism guys - move along, nothing to see here.
Daydreamer99: That wasn't very nice you sacred him away.
TheOriginalGalatea: >sacred him away.
* church?
* sacred?
Why is no one else as amused by this as I am?
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1353100924 | 1353229917 | null | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by flying thousands of miles to visit a girl i fell in love with then after 4 days managing to completely kill mutual attraction and now Im in an expensive hotel by myself in a country whose attractions dont particularly interest me. For two more weeks.
So in septembre this Taiwanese girl visited my hom... | 5 | 9 | |
1353111114 | 1353220303 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | CapitalCforCoby: TIFU by shutting my school's entire network down for a whole hour.
I am a Junior in a technologically revered high school. Rewind to the last period of the day... Free period, which means I can do whatever I want really, so I decided to head down to the computer labs. I am widely accepted in presenc... | 14 | 5.071429 | |
1353113571 | 1353159835 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by running over a squirrel.
I feel terrible. I am 31 years old and I have never hit or run over a living thing.
I barely saw a flash of brown dart under my car, like a leaf blown by the wind. But it didn't feel like a leaf. And it twitched in my rear view mirror. It's little tail flapping in the wind. ... | 3 | 4 | |
1353135363 | 1353217403 | null | t5_2to41 | 377 | Ratay151: TIFU by laughing in the face of a guy who asked me for my number.
A little back story. It all started on Wednesday when an African American male (this is important) was asking me a question. I work in a factory so it's very hard to hear what someone is telling you without asking them to repeat it several time... | 9 | 41.888889 | |
1353173571 | 1353363574 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming the girl I liked was pissed at me.
Never thought I'd get to submit one of these.
I went to a local band's show last night and there was the girl I fancied there. She had told me she was going to be there and I should come. When I got there I briefly spoke to her but then after that whenever... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1353183861 | 1353195142 | null | t5_2to41 | 242 | humiliatedd: TIFU - my roommate and her family heard me having sex.
It wouldn't be a big deal really, but a few things make it horrible. Her family has done an insane amount of nice things for me. I just moved 700 miles away from my family with her (she's my best friend), and they have taken me in as another daughter.... | 11 | 22 | |
1353191994 | 1353245300 | null | t5_2to41 | 576 | shiggles3692: TIFU by sending a dick picture to my father..
So, Reddit. I really fucked up today. I was texting this beautifully hot blonde girl and things started to get heated. I eventually send her some pictures. Then when i got to a picture of my dick, i accidentally sent it to my dad. Usually these pictures take f... | 11 | 52.363636 | |
1353189508 | 1353215715 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | littlewonder16: TIFU I accidently hit a toddler with a motorcycle helmet
So today, I rode on the back on my boyfriend's motorcycle and had to carry the helmet with me.
I don't have work for another couple hours so I thought I would take a walk down town. Anyways, I'm keeping to myslef when I hear a big smashing noise.... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1353205306 | 1353373492 | null | t5_2to41 | 41 | earthtroll569: TIFU by touching my roomates dick by accident
we have a bunk bed and he fell off of it and his dick was on my hand
EDIT: this is the most comments ive ever gotten on well anything soo...thanks
[deleted]: are you male or female ?
earthtroll569: to be honest, i dont really want to answer that...
Anothe... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1353218660 | 1353380836 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | thecreator666: TIFU by getting a boner while I was getting a haircut
Today while I was having my hair washed before a haircut, my haircut lady who is very hot was wearing a very low cut shirt. While she was leaning over me and rubbing in the shampoo, I got a little bit..... exited. When she pulled back to get my towel... | 9 | 7 | |
1353219772 | 1353277873 | null | t5_2to41 | 22 | A_plural_singularity: TIFU by picking up one of my best friend's daughter
I apologize in advance for format and grammar.
So today started off as a typical Saturday (now Sunday) work then the bar. Late in the evening one of my best friends showed up and all was well. Until....... Well i have been seeing his daughter ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1353228258 | 1353288065 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | TrippKing3: TIFU by headbutting a girl and bleeding all over her in my bed.
So it was my friends birthday today and we went out to the bars with her out of town friends. One of them was quite cute and all over me, and we ended up trashily making out in the bars quite a bit. So we get back to my place and start hooking ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1353231352 | 1353232522 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at the absurdity that 3 inches = 7 inches
Amongst the men I have slept with, my ex easily has the smallest dick amongst them. I'd say he was three inches erect... We were both drinking heavily in a bar when the ex and some random start talking about penis size. My ex proceeds to announce t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1353234620 | 1353378895 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | ch00f: TIFU by texting my ex by accident
Okay, so this actually happened a while ago, but I think it fits the category.
Out of the many girls I've dated, three of them have actually had the same name. I started numbering them... Point is, I broke up with the first and started dating the second a few months later. I ... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1353239704 | 1353381681 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,381 | throwaway-7913: TIFU - Found a box full of old videocasettes of my parents that I shouldn't have found
Greetings, Reddit. Sadly, I fucked up today, like, a lot.
I was searching for some old videocasettes from when I was a kid, because my younger sister wanted to watch them. These are usually placed in a box in our liv... | 24 | 57.541667 | |
1353243232 | 1353265625 | null | t5_2to41 | 241 | dhf510: TIFU by eating soap waffles
So my I was staying at my cousin's house in the rural part of northern California, and we're out exploring the wilderness and such while his mom (my aunt) makes breakfast. When we got back, there were waffles all ready and nice, and we were hungry as hell from hiking around in the mo... | 5 | 48.2 | |
1353258071 | 1353334475 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | Nappa93: TIFU Drunk nettle bush peeing.
I have started a new course at uni. Its a policing course (this is important to the story) Anyway this week we are on camp to Wales with the whole rock climbing etc, Last night, went into town and got drunk.
Me being a little socially awkward I wanted to be liked by my course p... | 5 | 12 | |
1353258121 | 1353358802 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | Jblackbelt: TIFU by making out with a friend
Not technically today seeing as it was last night, but I'll count it anyway. I've known my friend since the beginning of this year at college, and we are pretty much best friends (smoking buddies, drinking buddies, etc...). So we go back to my room after getting a water bo... | 9 | 6.333333 | |
1353272082 | 1353274937 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to protect my fiancee's modesty
We were somewhere where there were two toilets- one was occupied, the other was empty, but had a broken lock. A passer-by told us that the lock was broken. She smiled and said "My boyfriend's my lock!" and closed the door behind her. I started twiddling with my... | 3 | 3.333333 |
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