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1410271781 | 1410314576 | t3_2fwoxl | t5_2to41 | 35 | hectron: TIFU by deleting ALL my company's git branches
Be weary of what you find on the internet, even within accepted answers in StackOverflow.
Luckily, we are pretty good when it comes to merging branches. There were about 1200 branches, of which about 20 were active.
**Tl;dr**
I renamed a local branch, then used... | 5 | 7 | |
1410272157 | 1410360067 | t3_2fwpje | t5_2to41 | 188 | [deleted]: TIFU by absolutely wrecking a girl's cupboard... [NSFW].
This has been the worst week of my life... So on Saturday afternoon I'm chilling over at my friends flat near Georgia Tech, eating pizzas, drinking beers, playing Xbox and shooting darts. By the evening we were feeling in the mood for dancing and hopef... | 6 | 31.333333 | |
1410272644 | 1410410549 | t3_2fwqc5 | t5_2to41 | 534 | DadGameFail: TIFU by buying my son Destiny...
A while back my son had asked me to pre-order a game called 'Destiny' for him (son is 18 years old btw), so being the polite man I am, I did. Fast forward a week before release and all of my sons friends have decided not to buy the game, so naturally my son asked me to canc... | 8 | 66.75 | |
1410271400 | 1410285406 | t3_2fwoco | t5_2to41 | 23 | linziwen: TIFU, locked myself out in my apartment balcony and had to climb down half naked.
Washed my shoes, was taking it out to dry on the balcony. It was raining outside. The balcony was a little bit untidy and dusty, so I though maybe I could wash it up. Without thinking, closed the door. Suddenly realized, oh dear... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1410273153 | 1410274459 | t3_2fwr8w | t5_2to41 | -3 | KurzWebber: TIFU by calling my FWB, my other FWB's pet name.
FWB = Friend with benefit.
So, this happened literally a few days ago and I'm still trying to dig myself out of the clusterfuck I've gotten myself into..
So anyway. It's late, I'm texting both girls and I'm really sleepy. I've had a long day at work and I'... | 3 | -1 | |
1410273867 | 1410278373 | t3_2fwseu | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having two job interviews for separate companies inside the same office space.
I recently graduated from University and gave myself the summer to chill out. When I finally got around to applying for jobs I was (un)lucky enough to get two job interviews on the same day. One was early in the morning wh... | 4 | 3 | |
1410273850 | 1411156318 | t3_2fwse6 | t5_2to41 | 927 | ProfessorAwesome1: TIFU by being a smart ass and assuming that my professor can't speak a second language
I'm a smart ass little shit from the Czech Republic who is studying at a college in the US. My Czech friend and I decided to take Professor Awesome's psychology class over the summer. All month we got to class earl... | 14 | 66.214286 | |
1410275297 | 1410375621 | t3_2fwuws | t5_2to41 | 417 | zissoum: TIFU by pretending I heard what my friend said on a noisy bus
It happened a few years ago and I still cringe when I think about it.
I was on a bus when an old friend got on. I said hi and I asked "what's up". She replied but I couldn't hear her. Asked her to repeat, so she did. Didn't understand her yet again... | 8 | 52.125 | |
1410275116 | 1410282962 | t3_2fwul1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | I-Made-A-Mistake: TIFU by masturbating at work and accidentally cumming all over my desk.
sonofstjames: This is a near repeat of one last week... Lame!
[deleted]: Nope...this is an EXACT repost of the one last week.
Eyevoree: Link?
[deleted]: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2f0tft/tifu_by_cumming_all_over_the... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410276893 | 1410315916 | t3_2fwxss | t5_2to41 | 6 | monkey_dg1: TIFU by breaking the single most important unspoken rule of humanity.
Five days have passed. 15 hours with a psychology therapist. Countless hours trying to my justify actions. 200$ spent in alcohol to drown out the voices pressing in on me, constantly reminding me of the horrors I've done. I've decided to ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1410276937 | 1410285148 | t3_2fwxvk | t5_2to41 | 7 | GlorkFarb: TIFU by making a mockery of somebody who was having a bowel movement in a restroom.
Ever since I was a kid I have had this habit of making mock at people who are having a bowel movement in a public restroom. Generally what I do is wait until I hear a "noise", you know...a fart-type sound, a plop-splash sound... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410276508 | 1410313195 | t3_2fwx49 | t5_2to41 | 24 | a300zx4pak: TIFU by telling a co-worker I didn't know she was pregnant
This happened at my previous job. First of all, I'm a guy. I work with this nice lady who is my age (early 30s). She's a great co-worker and we help each other a lot when it comes to work. We get along well and are very friendly to each other. Since... | 4 | 6 | |
1410278472 | 1410285310 | t3_2fx0jt | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ificouldslaynoise: TIFU by standing up for an autistic guy.
First of all some background info:I'm a 15 year old male i have autism and live in Belgium and go to a school for 'autistic people' so everyone there has a form of autism some worse than others.
My story starts in late june on the playground of our school,ther... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410279238 | 1410281149 | t3_2fx1yd | t5_2to41 | 9 | Taazokaan: TIFU by pulling out a pack of gum in front of a friend
So this FU happened around 10 minutes ago (scary right?)
So my friend and I are chit-chatting in class when I pull out a pack of 5 gum because I'm craving for a piece, and then my friend asks "does my breath stink or something?" I completely froze. She... | 3 | 3 | |
1410271543 | 1410444074 | t3_2fwokd | t5_2to41 | 7 | The_Automator22: TIFU By Reading An Email About A Coworker Regarding His Employment
Yesterday, actually, I went to grab something from his bosses desk(a normal thing to do). Noticed she was gone and glanced at her computer screen. There was a email up that started with our plant manager, then went to HR and then her ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1410281109 | 1410320902 | t3_2fx5gi | t5_2to41 | 8 | Just_some_n00b: TIFU by not being good at lying.
**Not as shocking or cringey as a lot of TIFUs, but it was actually today.. and I actually fucked up. So here goes:**
I woke up this morning thinking, "Why does my alarm sound so weird today?"
After rubbing my eyes, scratching my nuts and coaxing myself out of bed as ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410281903 | 1423909201 | t3_2fx6xc | t5_2to41 | 140 | arktosmormont: TIFU by queefing in my boyfriend's face
TIFU by going along with a very dumb idea. My boyfriend and I were fooling around and post-orgasm giddiness had settled in for both of us. Somehow we got on the topic of queefing and he asked me what it was like. After explaining that it's like farting out of yo... | 4 | 35 | |
1410281294 | 1410320942 | t3_2fx5s0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a co-worker a question at work
Back when I was in high school, I used to work at a fancy grocery store. It's an southern chain that focuses on "customer service" and that gives them the right to tack on a 25% surcharge on every item.
On the day in question I was working as a cashier and one... | 4 | 2 | |
1410282391 | 1410392924 | t3_2fx7t9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway90914: [TIFU] By stealing some things from my (ex?) neighbour.
This happened last night and wasn't me, it my was brother and some fri ends. Having a few bevvies around a fire on a nice evening.
We found out that our neighbours had moved out. They were a strange bunch with about 9 or 10 of them living in a 3 b... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1410280139 | 1410284527 | t3_2fx3of | t5_2to41 | 5 | Eyevoree: TIFU by printing out my extensive letter to my coworker and forgetting it at work.
Like most posts, this happened a couple weeks ago.
I'm in the military and work with a couple medics and one civilian nurse. Over the past (almost) year, she's become like a crazy aunt to me. Not quite a mother, but she's amaz... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410284338 | 1410286768 | t3_2fxbj7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | PM_ME_MY_PIC: TIFU by pretending to know to what I agreed last saturday while beeing drunk. (TIFUinProgress)
First off, I think Iam slightly before the major fuck up takes place... next Saturday
Last saturday I went to a party and got drunk..
There was a friend a mine(Alice) with her bestfriend(Clara) I saw the first ... | 4 | 3 | |
1410284154 | 1410352504 | t3_2fxb6s | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally having leaked celebrity nudes projected on large screen at baby shower
This actually happened over the weekend - I'm DJing my sister's baby shower, and we're having some technical difficulties with the projector, the screen going on and off for no reason. Suddenly, the projector decides ... | 3 | 21 | |
1410284482 | 1410381475 | t3_2fxbt0 | t5_2to41 | 408 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on an OKCupid date... that lasted 3 days
Quick background: I'm new to Texas from the east coast, I moved here less than a year ago for a girl who broke my heart the first week I moved here. She cheated, I caught her, it sucked. It took me several months to get my life back together, that sucked... | 6 | 68 | |
1410278458 | 1410516013 | t3_2fx0j0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | revelationsperminute: TIFU by unknowingly laughing at an amputee
I work extra as a cashier during the weekends at the local gas station.
Im turned away from the entrance and didn't notice this guy enter. I turn around to see him limping with a crutch in front of the counter (didn't see his legs). He dressed like someo... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1410275537 | 1410297084 | t3_2fwvbh | t5_2to41 | 11 | BunsOhSteel: TIFU by being a dumbass drunk American abroad
Spring break 2010 - I'm studying abroad in Florence and go to Barcelona / Valenica for 10 days with my best friend. Pretty fucking awesome. Fast forward to an incredibly wasted night where my friend had already gone back to the hostel. I'm wandering the streets... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410284871 | 1410298499 | t3_2fxchr | t5_2to41 | 5 | jennihopeless: TIFU by joking around with a stranger about poor education choices
This has happened to me twice. And somehow I do not learn.
The first time, I was at a launch party hosted by a wedding planner. As I was mingling with a group of people, the host mentioned that she was looking into switching her professi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410284899 | 1410321040 | t3_2fxcjn | t5_2to41 | 19 | PM_ME_A_KNEECAP: TIFU by vomiting on an officer in the United States Navy.
To provide a little backstory, I am in an NROTC unit. This basically means that I joined the Navy as something technically in between an enlisted person and an officer, and the government pays for my college. In return, I become a commissioned o... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1410286404 | 1410298936 | t3_2fxfa6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking an aqua-dump
sdneidich: Please refer to sidebar rule 10.
TRWN: Wow, they have rules for everything.
But this is centered around hydrodynamics.
Ok, I will remove. Sorry.
sdneidich: No worries dude-- save it and repost on Saturday!
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1410287800 | 1410315078 | t3_2fxhxi | t5_2to41 | 4 | OfficialRcade: TIFU by eating very, very greasy food. [NSFW]
This happened on sunday.
So, every Sunday morning I will meet my dad (it's the only time every week I get to see him) at McDonalds, where he will buy me lunch. I usually only get a Double Cheeseburger since they are godly and small. So, I get there, gobble d... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410288015 | 1410302829 | t3_2fxiae | t5_2to41 | 20 | damnpaperclips: TIFU by lighting a fire in class an electrocuting myself
Sitting through one of my business classes today in college, I was bored and started poking the object in front of me with a paper clip... Needless to say the object was a power outlet and I had the misfortune of actually stabbing it into the outl... | 5 | 4 | |
1410287399 | 1410313528 | t3_2fxh5o | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking an iced coffee
Well let me start off by saying I'm an aspiring Music Producer that's addicted to iced coffee (Iced because I live in Florida, the capital of broken A/C's when it's 100 degrees fahrenheit out). Needless to say the desk I work at is covered in old moldy starbucks cups. I went o... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1410289042 | 1410303983 | t3_2fxk7x | t5_2to41 | 5 | NCSU_Tree_Whisperer: TIFU by eating Chipotle for dinner
So like many of these TIFUs, my story didn't actually happen today. It happened Sunday.
I was waiting for my boy who works at Chipotle to get off work so I could take him back to his house and we were gonna smoke some bowls and watch Attack on Titan as well as a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410289068 | 1410292448 | t3_2fxk9s | t5_2to41 | 9 | bobieses: TIFU By saying my friend's roommate looked like she was hit by a bus.
We went to visit my friend at her new University apartment and her roommate was sitting eating dinner.
When she left the room my friends commented on how good looking she was (she was a solid 9/10 - 10/10) but me being an arsehole I though... | 3 | 3 | |
1410290052 | 1410296374 | t3_2fxm3m | t5_2to41 | 16 | JimCe-_-: TIFU by making small talk with an old guy
OK so I've been going to the gym for a couple of weeks now and still getting to know people.
I'd just finished a workout and was about to get in the shower (totaly naked except for the towel around my waist).
An old guy has come in (he looked about 70) and started ge... | 4 | 4 | |
1410290094 | 1410290813 | t3_2fxm6i | t5_2to41 | 56 | Why_ohWhy: TIFU by not listening to age old advice.
TIFU - Tried to turn a hoe into a house wife. Fucking cheating bitch.
BigBobsBootyBarn: You can lead a horse to water but it'll suck every dick along the way
*...or something like that*
Teotwawki69: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
| 3 | 18.666667 | |
1410290696 | 1411073161 | t3_2fxnfc | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fargu: TIFU by getting high and playing Destiny
Not much to say. Got High. Played Destiny. Ate most of this weeks groceries. Gf mad. Sitting in the corner about to cry
Zippy1776: This is why you shouldn't smoke that stuff. I just quit a couple months ago and have pulled off impressive things since clearing my head and ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410291955 | 1410446502 | t3_2fxpsy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tbrahn: TIFU by attempting to buy Destiny...
So I'm a college student and I work a part time job for a little extra money. I get paid on Tuesdays. I didn't have the money to buy destiny but I typically receive payment at midnight so I headed off to the midnight release expecting to have $140 delivered to my account jus... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1410272131 | 1410350404 | t3_2fwphs | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bill_Casbay: TIFU by using a wet Ove Glove...
Your hands will burn. I saw this on a comment but still ignored it. ouch
mr_indigo: I once thought "hey, if I moisten this tea towel it will be cooler when I pick up this hot baking tray with it.
I remembered my science degree less than a second after I grabbed that tray.
... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410294041 | 1410379408 | t3_2fxtvd | t5_2to41 | 6 | Reclusiarh: TIFU By being a nice guy
Hi guys, new user here, not a native speaker so please excuse me for any mistakes, hope this is the correct subreddit for this story.
So first a little context. In my country prom is a big deal and we need to get a date at the start of senior year and we have dance lessons together... | 6 | 1 | |
1410295243 | 1410717380 | t3_2fxw8u | t5_2to41 | 21 | noramacsbitch: TIFU by gifting 150 lbs of alpaca feed to squirrels
So my husband and I recently came into possession of four alpacas. We're breeding them and trying to make some money, etc, and we bought all these 50 pound bags of feed to store, because we know funds are going to be tight down the line.
We kept three... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1410295358 | 1410420023 | t3_2fxwfy | t5_2to41 | 1,366 | Medicalproffesional: TIFU by sexting my loan manager. (Nsfw)
So this actually happend today. Busy day working at the hospital and I get some very sexy pics of my girlfriend. So I start talking dirty to her, getting her all riled up and whatnot and then continue my work. About 5 minutes later i get a text from my loan m... | 9 | 151.777778 | |
1410295821 | 1410296416 | t3_2fxxcu | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a male customer, who bought a female customer a drink, that she wasn't interested because she was married.
Not today, but recently. When I brought the drink over to her and her girlfriends, she didn't look impressed. Usually they let me know to say thank you, or to buy a round back, but she j... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1410294621 | 1410355284 | t3_2fxuzx | t5_2to41 | 120 | 24islife: TIFU by browsing "porn" at school
So it's third period and I'm surfing Reddit. I click on a post of the weirdest pictures people have on their computer. I click on this not knowing what it was.. http://i.imgur.com/e9CzoMQ.jpg so basically the teacher see's it on her computer while watching me and tells me to ... | 6 | 20 | |
1410289385 | 1410298210 | t3_2fxktq | t5_2to41 | 7 | JamRel: TIFU by Failing 4 exams and telling my mum i only had 1 to do.
So to start i need to explain the Irish College system. I got a grant paying for my tuition for 2 out of 6 semesters. I needed to pass all 6 classes to go into my 3rd semester and 2nd year but long story sort i partied too hard the first semester an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410296313 | 1410336242 | t3_2fxy97 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU By having sex with my lesbian friend (nsfw)
Today I Fucked Up. My friend is a lesbian (18f and butch) and me (18m and moderately masculine) had sex. Like really good sex.
We were at my house just watching some tv when she broke out some whiskey, which being very smart teenagers trained by years of sch... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1410296924 | 1410337079 | t3_2fxzgv | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping a blanket off of a couple having sex, thinking it was a dead body, and then running away screaming.
I was going for a run at around 11:00PM, and on my normal loop I pass by the high school. There's a section at the end of the parking lot where the streetlights don't reach, and just as I run ... | 5 | 23.2 | |
1410297503 | 1410324116 | t3_2fy0is | t5_2to41 | 43 | YesItIsMaybeMe: TIFU by Rudely Shooting Down a Creeper (NSFW)
I was walking to third period today. Of course some random creeper I have never met before walks up to me and says, "Mmmm, that's a nice ass you got there." I probably have a WTF face on, and in all my brilliance replied, "If you think that's impressive, you... | 23 | 1.869565 | |
1410297834 | 1410384825 | t3_2fy16z | t5_2to41 | 40 | rowingisatrap: TIFU by teaching AP Chemistry students about midget porn
So I go to a pretty nice private school in a sorta small town, and most people in the school know each other by name because it's so small (like 200 per grade with grades 9-12, which is pretty small compared to other schools). Tuition is pretty hi... | 5 | 8 | |
1410298434 | 1410299178 | t3_2fy28e | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway1212135: TIFU by being retarded in front of a hot girl I like
[deleted]: First of all, have you even started packing your bags? A sane individual would be half way around the world by now with a brand new identity.
Throwaway1212135: Yeah I have my passport ready as well as my clothing. I was thinking of head... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410297970 | 1410345956 | t3_2fy1fp | t5_2to41 | 57 | Death-Cab: TIFU finding out that i destroyed 2 iMacs during the summer holidays
So basically i'm in a Media class, in which we all use iMacs daily. My school year (UK) finishes in late July and starts again at the beginning of Septmber.
The last project that we were tasked was to create an animation. My friend decide... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1410298883 | 1410300952 | t3_2fy2zh | t5_2to41 | 62 | Dassssit: TIFU, by returning an iPad.
Today, I fucked up. This just happened. It goes to show that no good deed goes unpunished ... literally.
So just a few moments ago, I was at my school's computer lab. I noticed somebody left their iPad by the computer I was sitting at. Obviously, I did nothing. I figured I'd look ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1410295870 | 1410316091 | t3_2fxxgk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Holy70sBatman: TIFU... By watching porn in class, NSFW...
So I am 26 year old male and am still trying to finish a degree in history. And being that I live alone and all my girlfriends end up being lesbians at some point, I get to spends loads of time by myself. And because of all of these things, I have fallen into a ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1410298827 | 1410441329 | t3_2fy2wa | t5_2to41 | 153 | TheRealCharAznable: TIFU by skipping my heart meds. NSFW
This is my first post on Reddit, so I'm sorry if I do anything wrong.
Due to a heart condition I'm required to take medication to slow my heart down and lower my blood pressure, due to this it acts as an unintentional depressant. So when I miss my meds I am high... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1410299201 | 1410299733 | t3_2fy3ht | t5_2to41 | 2 | Muscular_jerkoff: TIFU by jerking off in the gym.
bthefreeman: Man, you really did fuck up on a minor scale. Look on the bright side, at least they refunded the September fees and didn't tie you into a year long contract that you'd have had to otherwise pay. Also, you didn't shit yourself in front of the nice lady. Th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410301474 | 1410365311 | t3_2fy7pa | t5_2to41 | 5,952 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting a war with my neighbor.
We have the antichrist as a neighbor. She has called child services on this perfectly nice family multiple times. She complains to my cousin about letting his mentally handicapped child play outside. Any toy that the neighborhood kids loose in her yard is gone forever... | 11 | 541.090909 | |
1410302363 | 1410403123 | t3_2fy964 | t5_2to41 | 7 | chickenfuk: TIFU by peeing in a stairway
Like many stories here, this happened years ago.
Back in the day when I attended summer school for SAT's I'd usually hold my piss for until class ended. But for some odd reason, the fucktard of an instructor held us in until the school itself closed, and I was left with what fe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410302266 | 1410534108 | t3_2fy90l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being attracted to my so's friend
Long story shorter but not as short as it was before I reread it. We've been friends for a few years through my boyfriend and other mutual friends. I've had a crush on him for some time and have successfully told myself otherwise until....
This weekend we went on q... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410304013 | 1413344166 | t3_2fyc64 | t5_2to41 | 11 | writeintherain: TIFU by browsing Craigslist Casual Encounters at work
So, I get sent all over the place for work, and whenever I go someplace new, I like to get a feel for how crazy folks are where I'm going. Trust me, it's a good guide. My phone is connected to the office's wi-fi because I was downloading app updates.... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1410304160 | 1410473470 | t3_2fycdr | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ryanjarrad: TIFU by urinating in my girlfriends parents bedroom and not knowing a thing about it
rhgla: Time for AA. seriously, only alcoholics black out.
Ryanjarrad: It was the magic cigar that made me black out.
rhgla: Not likely, honestly. Stop into an AA meeting. I don't drink but I did go with a family member f... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1410305293 | 1410385541 | t3_2fyeg4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Snazzlo: TIFU by attempting to enjoy a jawbreaker.
Today, I took my little cousins to a theme park about construction equipment. After a few hours, they had been on all of the rides and so we decided it was time to head back home. Now, because the park is geared toward little kids, to exit the park you are forced to wa... | 8 | 2 | |
1410304931 | 1410307293 | t3_2fyds0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally being rude
I go to college on the East Coast. I was hanging out with some other students on my floor that I was meeting for the first time. We were in my friends dorm room, but I hardly knew anyone there. There were about 10-15 people, most of whom were Korean and already good friends. W... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1410304623 | 1410353710 | t3_2fyd9e | t5_2to41 | 5 | chickenchinese: TIFU by not waking my friend up for work
So long story short, we were drinking last night and I remember asking my friend if he had to be up early for work tomorrow and he said yes. Fast forward to this morning when I wake up before my friend & for some reason I didn't think to wake him since he usu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410306807 | 1410327590 | t3_2fygxu | t5_2to41 | 218 | PM_ME_UR_BREASTS_NOW: TIFU by leaving my bedroom door open
This was actually last night and is also my first reddit post! Hooray for glorious fuck-ups!
Last night I (26M) had just gotten home from work and decided to take a shower. My sister's (22F) friend (Ari 23F) has been sleeping over the house for two weeks since... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1410305756 | 1410309118 | t3_2fyf7u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Almost Misplacing My Friend at a Water Park
I was at Aquatica some months ago and took my friend and my mom forced me to bring my brother. After we get off a slide, we go to get something to eat. And my brother starts talking to me and my friend is to the left of me, my brother to the right. We get t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410307584 | 1410310577 | t3_2fyi9x | t5_2to41 | 48 | KosmoCramer: TIFU By Swallowing Gum
Sunday evening before "relations" with my SO, I decided to chew a piece of 5 Gum. Nobody wants to be kissing up on a stanky-breath mouth.
Things got hot and heavy pretty quickly. Being the gentleman that I am, I didn't want to interrupt the flow of events by getting out of the bed ... | 3 | 16 | |
1410308325 | 1410309572 | t3_2fyjip | t5_2to41 | 23 | Jackswagga11: TIFU by not knowing how to reply
So this was actually a few years ago while I was in high school. I was always socially awkward as a kid, so you can imagine my surprise when a girl I had always kinda liked started being my friend. It just kinda happened, I never made any moves and we just hung out a lot. ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1410308241 | 1410336222 | t3_2fyjdq | t5_2to41 | 108 | A1caligirl: TIFU by letting my kid borrow my ipad
This just happened. My kid is super into Minecraft and I dropped him off at Nana's house to have some quality time, they live close by. Nana doesn't know what Minecraft is and was curious and my boy was excited to show her all about it.....no biggie. The thing is tha... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1410308919 | 1410372449 | t3_2fykh1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MegaDuckDodgers: TIFU by having a fling with my ex
So a little backstory here, I'm 20 and my ex is 22. We dated on and off in highschool but she moved to out of state a while ago (a year or two). Anyways we've been flirting with each other (dirty pics) via text on and off since we graduated, I've seen her at parties an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410309597 | 1410381263 | t3_2fylkk | t5_2to41 | 46 | dave51541: TIFU by making fun of my co-workers dead baby.
I won't make this too long but basically at my job we all like to fuck with each other a lot. I have two co workers named Chris and Jeff who have pregnant girlfriends.
We were on the conversation of sex and I said to Chris "Ha you can't fuck your girl cause sh... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1410311752 | 1410397011 | t3_2fypah | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nytim: TIFU by thinking it would be funny to start the blind date of with a joke
Maybe too early.
The waiter comes to ask for my date's order while she was deciding on her side dish and it was taking well over 5 minutes, so I blurted out," Hey, if you don't decide soon the waiters going to get you the Ray Rice with ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1410313261 | 1410317677 | t3_2fyru4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a nice guy?
Ok so I've been dating this girl for about a month now. I thought everything was going great. We saw each other once every other weekend and I just took the next three weekends off to hangout with her. However, today she called me and said that she lost the 'spark' and that she alwa... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1410311849 | 1410314633 | t3_2fypgm | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by running from the woman I love.
In her bed, just a nap. Suddenly I get the shakes again. I get up. I grab my stuff. I'm gone.
I met her maybe three months ago. Me, the kind of dude, who hits on everything that doesn't run and doesn't look like a flap of ballsack, but in the end's extremely picky and ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1410313525 | 1410381865 | t3_2fys8t | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing my gf to suck on my tongue (slightly nsfw)
This happened early today at a local college we attend. I was waiting in one of the building's staircases waiting for her to get out of class when she messages me that she's coming to where I was. Didn't expect that to happen. She arrives at the sta... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1410311370 | 1410315440 | t3_2fyoof | t5_2to41 | 4 | gingerkid1234: TIFU by trying to build a PC
So, this fuckup did happen today, but it began a few weeks ago.
This summer, I graduated college and moved to a new city for a new job. My college laptop was reaching the end of its useful life--even simple tasks, like streaming movies or playing a game (even an old one) pr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410314235 | 1410379232 | t3_2fythi | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my opinion on a controversial topic.
So I've been flipping threw the channels today and I've been seeing analysts talk about Ray Rice's domestic abuse charge. They've been doing something that in my personal opinion is bothersome. They're trying to tell us all what his wife is thinking even t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410314409 | 1410325211 | t3_2fytrr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying a social experiment
to start off and give context I work got a seasonal job at a big amusement park chain of which I wont name for privacy purposes. as an employee we get free tickets and passes. one of the rules that come along with them are that we are only allowed to give them away and not ... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1410314339 | 1410343741 | t3_2fytns | t5_2to41 | 9 | heorhe: TIFU by sneaking out to my friends house last night
So today was the start of second week at college so in order to relative stress and have a good time before work piled up, I decided to go over to my friends house to a small party at 1 in the morning. I knew my parents would say no so I snuck out of the house... | 3 | 3 | |
1410315131 | 1410352342 | t3_2fyuzp | t5_2to41 | 11 | flynnzarkade: TIFU by giving a coworker a pep talk
Like most things on this sub it STARTED weeks ago, but the consequences have since slapped me in the face the last two days. Weeks ago several coworkers came into my office to vent about how we don't get paid enough for the work we do. This isn't uncommon, apparently I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410314228 | 1410413949 | t3_2fyth1 | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU and now my bed smells like milk
So this FU happened 12 hours ago on this fateful day. I had a break between work and class and decided to treat myself to a nap. But what better way to go into a nap then after a yummy bowl of cereal? And smart me last night bought some milk!
There were no bowls clean bu... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1410316589 | 1410318549 | t3_2fyxak | t5_2to41 | 70 | almack9: TIFU by accidently fucking my wife in the ass
We were going at it, normal missionary style, it started to get a little rough. Found my way into the wrong hole, she cried, I sighed and neither of us got to finish.
ShartsofEndeerment: In limerick form:
I was with my wife humping in bed,
By mistake slipped into ... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1410316886 | 1410798855 | t3_2fyxrx | t5_2to41 | 14 | codesimmian: TIFU friend found an old video.
A friend found a video on the internet of a guy that looks like me but younger. It's porn. He showed it to me on his phone and asked if it was me. I said no and it's a lie. Our spouses are friends and I don't know if I can trust him enough to admit how I paid for college... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1410279135 | 1410383304 | t3_2fx1s3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | bobthebutler: TIFU by telling a parent I couldn't care less about his kids after a Tennis lesson.
I taught tennis once a week throughout the summer to a group of kids in which we ran 3 different classes over a 3 hour period.
Each week, a father came with his two daughters and patiently sat and watched for two hours, o... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410314659 | 1410357969 | t3_2fyu6b | t5_2to41 | 16 | OACyberiad: TIFU: When i confessed my love for a metrosexual friend.
So this happened today, over the past few weeks one of the seniors who had stayed back had been in most of my classes and i had made friends with him. up until today i was pretty convinced he was gay... well i found out i was pretty wrong when i confe... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1410319297 | 1410344156 | t3_2fz1jo | t5_2to41 | 10 | applegun: TIFU by calling out my professor on facebook for being a dickhead
So today I had a new professor do something to exceptionally piss me off, and me being the fool that I am decided to post a facebook rant about my anger. This is dumb by itself, but I brought it to an even moronic level by doing two things: fir... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1410319911 | 1410326345 | t3_2fz2j3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | PM_ME_TITS_FOR_HUGS: TIFU by petting my cat
So today I was home alone just petting my cat, feeling lonely my natural instinct is to pull up some porn so I did that. After about 5 minutes I feel a burning feeling in my urethra. This is when I had my "oh shit" moment and realized what I had done. After 10 minutes I was i... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1410317325 | 1410350566 | t3_2fyyhb | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in the Bath Tub.
So I decided to have sex in the bath tub, and in my tub there is a Shallow Section, and Deep Section.
I Decide to Fill it up enough So that way my chest is underwater while she holds my head above water.
Due to me being bald, my head can be quite Slippery when Wet, So ... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1410322139 | 1410356553 | t3_2fz5j3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | jojolar98: TIFU by wiping my mouth with the boxers I use as a cum rag.
I was having a vape (shout out to /r/electronic_cigarette) and got e juice in my mouth. Reached for the nearest thing to wipe it out of my lip and grabbed my cum boxers.
jburr008: So you wiped E Juice, with D Juice. Interesting trade off. Bold move ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410322425 | 1410326615 | t3_2fz5w0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | jsolowa: TIFU by telling TIFU that they FU but not T
Seriously? TIFU ... Today I Fucked Up. Not Y(esterday)IFU, not T(his) O(ne) T(ime) F(ive) Y(ears) A(go) IFU.
advocate_devils: Rule number 1 from the sidebar:
>All titles must start with "TIFU". However, your fuck-up doesn't need to be from today.
So, I think... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410313713 | 1410371070 | t3_2fyskz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by Riding the School Bus that Hit a Truck
This isn't really my fuck up, but it must be posted. So here it is.I left for the bus stop on the first day of school. Totally normal: did my make up, ate breakfast, etc. I got to the stop and waited. Eventually everyone at my stop was there. No bus. We waited. ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410322514 | 1410330529 | t3_2fz60l | t5_2to41 | 14 | i_am_a_dumbass_ama: TIFUpdate- Fighting my friend's dad...in court
The first part is here. Read it befroe reading this. http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2fj1vn/tifu_by_fighting_my_friends_dad/
First I'd like to clear up some things. There were a few misconceptions about the first part. First, some people (sorry c... | 11 | 1.272727 | |
1410322819 | 1410359904 | t3_2fz6fl | t5_2to41 | 7 | leduardo: TIFU by telling a Army recruiter I didn't want to join the reserves after going through some paperwork.
A little background
I got +20 credit hours in my college transcripts, I'm not a US citizen yet for what I thought it would be a good idea to serve in the military to get my citizenship and some college mon... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410326732 | 1410331151 | t3_2fzbnl | t5_2to41 | 10 | leduardo: TIFU by telling a Army recruiter I didn't want to join the reserves after going through some paperwork.
A little background
I got +20 credit hours in my college transcripts, I'm not a US citizen yet for what I thought it would be a good idea to serve in the military to get my citizenship and some college mon... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1410327278 | 1410349151 | t3_2fzc9z | t5_2to41 | 7 | mikenikepro: TIFU by dropping my phone
Today started out as a great day. I got out of school, drove over and picked up destiny, and drove home swiftly to play. I'm getting ready to play for hours, so I grab a drink which I have in my right hand and destiny in my left. I place my phone on the destiny case and make my wa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410327717 | 1410377666 | t3_2fzcs2 | t5_2to41 | 173 | EvilBrennan: TIFU by telling my boss my family cannibalized little girls
I can joke around with my boss. She's great! This time I went a bit too far me thinks.
So, I get to work and we start talking about what sort of illnesses run in out family. She doesn't have a lot, but I tell her that my family have a history of h... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1410326648 | 1410350335 | t3_2fzbjs | t5_2to41 | 16 | Rantte: TIFU By Grabbing My Bra Instead of a Weapon
So this probably isn't all that funny, but here goes..
About a month ago, my husband and I moved into a new apartment -- nearly twice the size for the same price and a good part of town. We'd lived in the building before, so when we found the opening we were thrille... | 4 | 4 | |
1410325128 | 1410352808 | t3_2fz9pe | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jack_Pepper: TIFU by insulting the the president of the company I work for
This happened several weeks ago, but I just discovered this subreddit and thought it would be a good TIFU.
I work at a pizza place that is part of a corporate restaurant group in my city. I'm a delivery driver but I also answer phones to tak... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410331452 | 1410363652 | t3_2fzgox | t5_2to41 | 49 | pnrlover: TIFU by trying to get my mother to like my boyfriend.
catsnstuffz: "without giving away too many deets" what is her mom on reddit too? 100 golds to whoever can find ops mom
EvilAbedsBeard: Im the mom, gimme gold
BAM5: Fuck the comment. You get an upvote for that username!
EvilAbedsBeard: Cool, cool cool cool... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1410332863 | 1410337513 | t3_2fzi44 | t5_2to41 | 8 | kmarens: TIFU by accidentally finding boyfriend watched porn
So as the title states.
I was messing around on the PS4 today and made my way to the web browser, low and behold it shows you "recently viewed websites ".
My boyfriend and I have been together 5-6 months. When we first met he told me he was active with NoFa... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1410333029 | 1410336100 | t3_2fzi97 | t5_2to41 | 20 | hornyassshorthairedc: tifu by calling my ex a "horny ass short haired fuck bag"
this literally just happened, but heres some backstory
so i broke up with my ex today, it was bad. real bad. we had been together for 13 months, and a series of shitty things made today happen. I've been taking it super badly, she was one... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1410338298 | 1410366729 | t3_2fzmts | t5_2to41 | 165 | Kroenen97: Tifu by meeting my girlfriends parents
My gf of two months decides it's time for me to meet her parents for the first time. Naturally I agree and on the day am very nervous. We meet and I drive her to her parents house for lunch, on the way we have an argument and she is silent the whole way there. I asked h... | 5 | 33 |
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