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1410562743 | 1410564587 | t3_2g8t4z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Earl_Grey_Esquire: TIFU by getting piss on my computer
Background: My college semester started a couple of weeks ago. I haven’t been able to find an affordable place to live, so I’ve been living out of my car.
I always park in unobtrusive places; I don’t want to draw too much attention to myself. So last night I pa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410563390 | 1410583491 | t3_2g8u59 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheCokeBandit: TIFU by buying an air soft gun
This happened yesterday. I have a full metal 1:1 scale Colt 1911 air soft gun and it's cool as hell. Naturally, as dumb and cocky teenager, I'm going to try to spin it like in the cowboy movies. (Not loaded, mag nor CO2, safety on) So I'm lying on my couch with the pistol, ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410554104 | 1412348006 | t3_2g8eh4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Hokil: TIFU by frying my graphics card and proceeding to torture my neighbors this morning for 2 hours.
So the story starts with me buying an HDMI cord to play some vidya games on a pretty dated HD TV I have in my living room. I have a Dell Inspiron, with its stock graphics card, nothing fancy however it had an HDMI p... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1410564387 | 1410627062 | t3_2g8vmx | t5_2to41 | 258 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a cop with a fake gun
So I have this job and ive been in some trouble lately. Basically im on thin ice. Lately ive been trying really hard to get into work on time because one more day late will likely result in my termination. So I am on my way to work well ahead of schedule and im blasting... | 7 | 36.857143 | |
1410566490 | 1410578504 | t3_2g8yry | t5_2to41 | 9 | shitmyselfgapingass: TIFU by firing a shitball out my ass cannon
I was home alone letting a bandaid on my ass heal so I was on my bed with my ass up in the air. I can do this thing where i make myself gape super easy and my butthole goes FLAFF FWAH FLAFF FWAH. So anyway im on my bed youtubing and i start doing it. In a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410564867 | 1410575752 | t3_2g8we4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by small talking with a cashier
I was fixing my bike all day and aftewards I went to the store. In the checkout the cashier mentions I have a grease stain on my cheek and I thank her for telling me and say "I wouldnt want to be walking down the street with something black on my face". The customer behin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410567836 | 1410587077 | t3_2g90oq | t5_2to41 | 24 | volkachu2: TIFU by rejecting a guys homecoming invite
So today started out like any normal day: tired, cold, and lots of me not wanting to be there, and considering I had three tests coming my way there wasn't much to be happy about. So first period went smoothly,well as smoothly as math class can go. But then second p... | 4 | 6 | |
1410566796 | 1410596076 | t3_2g8z8r | t5_2to41 | 11 | interestingsoup: TIFU by falling asleep
First post ever. Be gentle.
EDIT: Sorry for the wall of text.
This happened a couple months ago, but still makes me cringe daily.
My buddy, we'll call him Ryan, and I went out to Las Vegas for a few days for a conference and to do all of those other Vegas things. When planning ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1410567591 | 1410572766 | t3_2g90cz | t5_2to41 | 6 | dangfuckup: TIFU by jokingly calling my brother's girlfriend a prostitute
First you have to know that I make mean jokes about pretty much everyone who knows me good enough, including my friends, my family and so on. I try to make sure that everyone whom I make these jokes about knows that I am not trying to be mean; I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410570358 | 1410616465 | t3_2g946b | t5_2to41 | 41 | YeahTifu: TIFU by meeting my gf's dad!
Ok, so I'm really shy and so is the girl I (unsure at this point what we are) am seeing. We have been going out and chit chatting for the last 2 months we have established we are dating although we have not done anything in bed.
She invites me to meet her parents she hasn't told... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1410568174 | 1410618757 | t3_2g915l | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ithswo: TIFU by.....
TIFU by realizing for the first time in 3 years that the room I wack it in (bathroom) is directly above my usually heavily populated family room and that everyday for the past 3 years anyone who is in the bathroom can hear a very noticeable thumping when I'm doing my business....
Ferl74: That's why... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1410570544 | 1410573667 | t3_2g94fm | t5_2to41 | 8 | silentdragoon: TIFU by convincing my roommate to buy a PS4 and a copy of Destiny so we could play together
Destiny looked awesome in the previews - a future sci-fi world, Borderlands-style loot to find and character upgrades... and it's made by Bungie, who made the Halo series and just recently bought back their indepe... | 4 | 2 | |
1410570087 | 1410593319 | t3_2g93sd | t5_2to41 | 62 | fractionofasecond: TIFU by falling asleep after masturbating.
Okay, so this happened like an hour ago. I'm fucking embarrassed. It's almost 5 am.
My mom is out of town on a business trip, so my brother and I are alone. We always go out when she's away, but I wasn't in the mood to go out tonight, so he went alone.
A... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1410798223 | 1410979842 | t3_2g95r3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TruthNukes: > Sure, but I have standards that none of them have met.
Dude, I'm sure that there are at least a few attractive women who live in your general vicinity.
> Implying that this person couldn't have fully represented herself honestly, then disappeared anyway, is a failure of imagination on your part.
... | 12 | 0.666667 | |
1410569326 | 1410576231 | t3_2g92q8 | t5_2to41 | 186 | TheMapesHotel: TIFU by misplacing my post surgery, heavily drugged up husband and making his mom think he was dead.
Note: This actually happened today and does not include sex or excessive amounts of poop.
Yesterday my husband had surgery (three different sinus procedures and had his tonsils and adenoids removed) duri... | 5 | 37.2 | |
1410573032 | 1410587631 | t3_2g97r2 | t5_2to41 | 465 | hugs_and_drugz: TIFU by showing my lecture hall my nudes. (19F)
This happened last September when I was a freshman. Seeing all the new froshies made me reminiscent of when I was entering the brand new world of university and fucked up on my first day of class.
So I was sitting in my first lecture of the year with a ... | 6 | 77.5 | |
1410575614 | 1410577051 | t3_2g9b5y | t5_2to41 | 8 | imamsobeast: tifu by getting clothes to take a shower
So I'm typing this on an iPad so ignore shortens like u instead of you.
Back to topic so I'm 14 and my mom is 42 dad like 46. So I come home from me and my dad dropping off my mom at work. I get clothes to change in after taking a shower. Kind of a routine for me. I... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1410575823 | 1410581518 | t3_2g9bg1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | imabeerye: TIFU: By losing my I.D.
Today was supposed to be a glorious day. On Tuesday I got a text from a girl who I met last weekend at a city drinking tent. She was single, three years younger than me, and pretty good looking. She also wanted to know if I would take her to a 21 plus show this weekend to see her frie... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410661148 | 1410665523 | t3_2g9bqb | t5_2to41 | 12 | DORAKKINGOFFISH: Well sir, is it accurate?
the_human_oreo: On mobile, link plz
DORAKKINGOFFISH: The only problem is im not sure if the same images will appear in the mobile version of imgur. Sorry, bud, you'll have to wait for a computer.
the_human_oreo: But we have to try, for science!
DORAKKINGOFFISH: Theres a link ... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1410578868 | 1410579105 | t3_2g9ffz | t5_2to41 | 7 | lof7: TIFU by jumping on a couch and cracking a bone in my foot.
not sure if this is the right sub but still a fuck up.
Did not happen today but when i was a kid. 15yrs old i ran jumped on a couch after the door bell rang and landed feet first on the cushion that just happened to have a toothpick stuck inside. long st... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410580585 | 1410581525 | t3_2g9hmh | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the big bathroom stall
This happened last week, but whatever. So, since there is a significant population of special needs children and teenagers at my high school this year, the school decided to renovate all the bathrooms in the school so that they have a HUGE stall with a bigger toilet with ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1410581176 | 1410651378 | t3_2g9idq | t5_2to41 | 7 | fuzzytigerturtle: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend - (NSFW)
After a long week at school I was stoked it was Friday. Not only was it a long week but my girl was on her period but was clear for the D today since she is a "Saturday morning starter". All day I think about all the dirty things were going to do since we... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410579736 | 1410604410 | t3_2g9gjm | t5_2to41 | 14 | slippery_floor: TIFU by ejaculating on my bedroom floor
A little background info: I'm a 24 year old single male. This happened about a month ago
I had recently moved into a new apartment about a week before this story takes place, and hadn't had anyone over to visit yet. I had been living about 3 hours away for two ye... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410574466 | 1410584195 | t3_2g99mo | t5_2to41 | 8 | cool12y: TIFU by accidentally shoving someone into chair who is now getting stiches
I'm not sure if the title is explaining, so ;
It was Short Break and I was writing something on the board (usual teenage crap). He started tapping with the duster on my back, and I sort of pushed him. And he fell back and started blee... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410581536 | 1410587736 | t3_2g9it6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing issues out of nothing leading to no sex, a lot of hurt and a possible ex-friend
So I've been sleeping with my best mate (which in itself is a massive fuck up) and everything was going ok. Then today I end up being a dick and causing problems for no reason (in the heat of the moment obviously ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410582258 | 1410648178 | t3_2g9jnp | t5_2to41 | 20 | meepham: TIFU by spraying Tinactin on my lady bits
To start my room mate knows my username and if you read this and make fun of me I will pee on your bed!
Anyhow Last week I had a yeast infection. As the ladies will understand it creates a burning maddening itch that if you scratch only tears the skin and makes it a ... | 5 | 4 | |
1410583788 | 1410586712 | t3_2g9lfe | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU when driving home from a water polo game
I_kill_humour: Water polo seems highly relevant to this story. I'm so glad you brought it up.
IMYmittens: OP should just rename the post "I play water polo"
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1410584242 | 1410588570 | t3_2g9lwm | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rowdycock: TIFU by messing with a homeless guy
Today I fucked up by screwing with this crazy homeless guy. I'll go ahead and say that this guy was an asshole and initiated it.
Anyways, I was working for my dad in DC. I had to show up at 4am every morning. As you can imagine, this is less than ideal. To make matters w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410585020 | 1410632014 | t3_2g9ms1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | 1BlueWahoo: TIFU by getting in the wrong car
Few friends and I decided we didn't want to risk getting rained on while walking to the on campus cafeteria so we decided to hop in my friend's car and enjoy some delectable $5 subs. (I didn't say we were smart) Right as we paid for our food, it starts pouring outside. We de... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410582189 | 1410604725 | t3_2g9jl7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | n00name: TIFU by peeing in a McDonalds cup
As I was leaving work today and heading up the elevator to the parking garage, my bladder decided to be a scumbag. I jump in my car and couldn't hold it so I search for anything in my car that I could pee in. I find a McDonalds cup, unzip and let it go. Feeling relieved I dr... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410587389 | 1410588501 | t3_2g9p7g | t5_2to41 | 7 | WizCatchAnon: TIFU by masturbating with noise-cancelling headphones.
I awoke this morning with a screaming erection that needed to be dealt with. It was roughly 9:40 am, and I didn't have class today so my parents wouldn't expect me up by roughly 10:00am, so I thought I had enough time to jack off.
So I set it all up.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410586915 | 1410592960 | t3_2g9opx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a dump in a dirty toilet
LyricalMURDER: No need to go to the doctor just for getting pee on your butt. If you're ever curious about whether you should go to the doctor, think about what they'd actually be able to do for you. What do you think that doctor would say when you told him this story... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410588544 | 1410706266 | t3_2g9qch | t5_2to41 | 288 | cCheaterPumpkinEater: TIFU by having Skype sexy time with my husband who is away for work, now his family think I'm cheating on him..
First off: throw away because too many friends/family on reddit. And this all started last weekend...
Now a little background:
My new husband and I are currently 26 and have been dating... | 6 | 48 | |
1410590390 | 1410591273 | t3_2g9s3l | t5_2to41 | 1 | I_will_have_revenge: TIFU by taking too long to get to her house
[deleted]: more like today you fucked up by wasting your two days on a cocktease...
I_will_have_revenge: Also, I am no good at talking to chicks. Nor, do I have this so called "game." I'm just an honest dude and I'll take what I can get. Honestly, I didn... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1410587631 | 1410624700 | t3_2g9pfl | t5_2to41 | 18 | gbinasia: TIFU by ordering with my roommate, who proceeded to kill 3 koi fishes in the night by feeding the pizza leftovers to them
And they died. All 10 pounds of dead stinky dead fish rotting in a pond of them
misformalin: Are you in Kolkata? Something of this sort happened yesterday near my friend's house
gbinasia: ... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1410591023 | 1410634939 | t3_2g9spa | t5_2to41 | 93 | Jadefox123: TIFU by telling a girl I find her attractive and asking to kiss.....in Thailand
So we are this group of friends , two guys and a girl and we end up doing every thing together..even Thailand. It should be understood that this was all platonic and there was no funny business here. Now throughout the whole tri... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1410593402 | 1410624367 | t3_2g9urb | t5_2to41 | 68 | ReCat: TIFU by using the handicapped bathroom in Walmart
So, One time I went to the bathroom in a walmart and I took the handicapped bathroom out of habit. I'm not handicapped, I just figured it would be OK because I have never seen a handicapped person use the bathrooms in walmart. The regular ones are absolutely tiny... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1410593758 | 1410623797 | t3_2g9v0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | Halo2Pee: TIFU by peeing all over myself while beating off and playing Halo 2.
To set the stage for this TIFU, I was 14 years old (a guy) playing Halo 2 in my room. My parents were gone, and it was some Saturday before a baseball game.
I'd been choking the chicken for a year or so at this point and, of course, took e... | 3 | 2 | |
1410600338 | 1410639760 | t3_2ga003 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Swagwise: TIFU by not having a big enough SD card.
Today Nintendo released demo codes for 'Super Smash Bros' to select 3DS owners. I want Smash Codes. Of course I do. Who doesn't? They are a hot commodity these days. I have been searching the deep dark of the internet for what feels like an eternity to find some codes.... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1410591666 | 1410689492 | t3_2g9t8y | t5_2to41 | 1,560 | GeordiePie: TIFU - My American Pie shower
So here's my most embarrassing story that I thought I'd share.
A couple of months ago, I got out of bed early Sunday morning to go for a run as I was training for the Great North Run (2hrs16mins). However I'd tweaked my right knee earlier so thought it best just to go on the e... | 11 | 141.818182 | |
1410602547 | 1410637485 | t3_2ga1kp | t5_2to41 | 2,274 | Iheartcoookies: TIFU by putting my hand in an unknown liquid.
OK while my parents where away, I decided to play :)
Their place is awesome for parties so last night I invited all my friends round. We all got shitfaced as you generally do at parties and passed out.
One of my female friends took the sofa.
She woke u... | 12 | 189.5 | |
1410604643 | 1410728043 | t3_2ga33h | t5_2to41 | 9 | supah: TIFU by delaying the decision to buy airline tickets for trip of a lifetime!
For few months me and my wife were looking for a way to spend our vacation, we decided to go to a beautiful place this time, as we have never went anywhere outside our Eastern European country beside our honeymoon trip to Croatia 4 year... | 3 | 3 | |
1410605044 | 1410609202 | t3_2ga3fz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking my finger up my bum.
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cherylannmarie: Ok I gotta ask the obvious question, why would you stick your finger up your ass?
prayformojo22: Well, now we know who's boring in bed!
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1410609495 | 1410613632 | t3_2ga6u8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Throwawayyy702: TIFU by sticking my dick in crazy.
Superamazingname: Real quick, take my advice with a grain of salt. I no nothing about being in this situation and have no experience in psychology or anything else.
Either she's doing it for attention or she needs help. In the latter case, ask about the cuts. Stuff ... | 5 | 1 | |
1410609560 | 1410777572 | t3_2ga6w2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriends best friend I thought we had a connection
Me and my boyfriend have a couple we hang arround with a lot. I considered her to be one of my best friends and my boyfriend thinks the same about the guy. 2 weeks ago we where at a party and getting a little drunk when my boyfriend deci... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1410612339 | 1410615558 | t3_2ga9eu | t5_2to41 | 18 | Boomkin1337: TIFU by sharing a bed wit my dad.
Like many TIFUs, this happened a few years ago, when I wasn't a redditor. Before we start, I will give you a bit of info about me. I am a male, I got my own room when I was 12, and since it was literally in the attic, I was afraid to sleep there alone (because of all the h... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1410612394 | 1410735620 | t3_2ga9gw | t5_2to41 | 535 | Pribprib: TIFU by letting my dog eat anything he gets his paws on.
Today, I fucked up by not caring when my dog was eating random crap around the house.
It was a nice day, just walking the dog with my friend on the way to buy chips (fries for you non-British people) at the local chip shop. Well, we walk through one fi... | 6 | 89.166667 | |
1410614138 | 1410680062 | t3_2gab8v | t5_2to41 | 3 | exortelemental: TIFU By sticking a lit branch up my cousins ass
BTW this happened 2 hours b4 I post this
So, a lil' backstory.. Every year I come to Japan to visit my grandparents, this year was a bit special because we were celebrating my grandparent's anniversary. So, my aunt thought it would be a good idea to play... | 3 | 1 | |
1410615489 | 1410616487 | t3_2gacpf | t5_2to41 | 7 | sfxblade: TIFU by taking vodka with my medicine.
Two days ago me and my girlfriend got invited to a small party at a friend's apartment, im not a big drinker, but when i do, i usually drink pure vodka, since it makes me drunk, and i am never sick on it, and often i can leave the place without a problem if i drink water... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410616155 | 1410631165 | t3_2gaden | t5_2to41 | 8 | zAstonish: TIFU by using an iPhone.
So my friend introduced me to this really hot guy on Whatsapp. We were hitting it off and I was going to send him my picture. I kept using the retake function because none of the pictures turned out correct. When I pressed done, every single fucking picture got sent. Like what the fu... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1410617458 | 1410622783 | t3_2gaew8 | t5_2to41 | 182 | 2Writes1wrong: TIFU by sneezing while taking a dump
Fair warning: this is going to get gross and intimate.
So I am currently on a Eurotrip and a week ago I was in Spain. I made the mistake of drinking the local tap water (which isnt bad for you but as an australian apparently im not 'used' to it) anyway as a result I ... | 6 | 30.333333 | |
1410618590 | 1410620000 | t3_2gaga6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my friends dead dog stolen
So the story starts of with my friend who went on holiday and asked me to dog sit. The dog was on its last legs but I wasn't expecting it to drop dead. Any way the story continues with this dog passing away, I immediately phone my friend who asked my to get it to th... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1410619286 | 1410648894 | t3_2gah5k | t5_2to41 | 137 | Tissuespleasezzz: TIFU by blowing my load on a stranger
So I've had a really nasty cold for the past week. Had to run some errands this morning so, although still feeling crappy, got myself showered and dressed, and drove to the mall.
Was at the post office when I realised I didn't put any tissues in my handbag. I wa... | 6 | 22.833333 | |
1410618981 | 1410664637 | t3_2gagra | t5_2to41 | 40 | Colin151: TIFU by having a girl as my life-guarding class partner.
So, backstory.
I wanted to be a lifeguard this year at the school pool. It suddenly dawned on me that I could make 12 bucks an hour and meet chicks.
Sweet, sweet chicks.
Anyway, I put a priority list for classes I want, and Life-guarding is at the top... | 4 | 10 | |
1410620818 | 1410709061 | t3_2gaj29 | t5_2to41 | 237 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching a kid the Nazi salute.
This happened this morning.
Background: I'm Asian. I'm about to board the train heading to work, and there is this kid (8-9yo) on at the door (He's white). He clasped his hands together and bow (like TV monks do). Anyways, I took offense to that. Anyways, without thi... | 5 | 47.4 | |
1410622151 | 1410634047 | t3_2gal0l | t5_2to41 | 1 | tishstars: TIFU by trying to help convert this subreddit from sextifu to normal TIFU's
A few weeks ago I posted a meta thread on here with regards to the over saturation of mainly sex related tifu's on this subreddit. Not surprisingly I was met with vitriol and downvotes for pointing this out and asking for them to be ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1410623078 | 1410624246 | t3_2gamdx | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by stoping to help an injured bird
On my way home from work I had a minor collision with a large turkey vulture. I was just driving along and in front of me was a large pile of road kill with many of these vultures enjoying their afternoon snack. I was a bit bored and I thought "Hey, I wonder if these... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410623211 | 1410625126 | t3_2gamk1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something sexist on accident.
Last night I met a friend at a bar for a quick drink. When I arrived he was talking to a girl friend of his. He introduced us and we began with the pleasantries.
I asked her where she worked and she told me "Nordstrom". Since we live in Seattle the common follow ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1410624592 | 1410627111 | t3_2gaokc | t5_2to41 | 29 | ShartsofEndeerment: TIFU being drunk and stupid.........and playing with swords.
A couple months after the September eleventh attacks, I was in Transitory Personnel Unit(TPU) at Naval Base Norfolk, processing my paperwork to come home as a civilian. A couple of us from the unit went out drinking that night, as sailors... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1410616189 | 1410655515 | t3_2gadg4 | t5_2to41 | 182 | carsandgrammar: TIFU by telling the bus driver I accidentally signaled for a stop
This was probably five years ago. I was on a bus on my hilly university campus, and thought mine was the next stop so I pulled the wire to request a stop. The bus stopped at the top of a hill and I realized I'd messed up. Noone seemed to ... | 4 | 45.5 | |
1410625945 | 1410650725 | t3_2gaqku | t5_2to41 | 8 | MikeHockherts: TIFU by having ingenuity
Ok, so my parents are away for the day.
So I woke up this morning thinking "Sweet I have the whole day to myself alone". So what do I decide to do? Of course I'm getting high as shit.
Fast forward to when I'm setting everything up. Shit. Lighter didn't work. So me being ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410626183 | 1410762319 | t3_2gaqyr | t5_2to41 | 61 | FriendsWithAPopstar: TIFU by not skipping leg day.
This royal fuck up really did happen today.
I'd just begun to exercise once again after a year long break because of a collapsed lung. Even after just one week, I was already feeling great and excited about my results.
The one regret I had about my previous experie... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1410626672 | 1410671173 | t3_2garse | t5_2to41 | 12 | Awkwardpandas: Tifu by masturbating in the morning
So I usually stay the weekends with my mom, my parents are divorced, we have a split time schedule, etc. so when my mom remarried, she married this guy who has no sense of personal space and kind of just does what he wants. Also, my moms house is very small, and with 4... | 6 | 2 | |
1410627658 | 1410629600 | t3_2gatb6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mcfuddlebutt: TIFU by swearing in front of corporate executives.
This was several years back but I just remembered it. Quick story.
I used to work at Best Buy, I started there when I was 16 and worked there until I was damn near 30. I was a really good salesman and had a really great relationship with all of the manag... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410627065 | 1410712531 | t3_2gasey | t5_2to41 | 30 | Siestasam: Tifu by quoting salad fingers
I met a girl recently from ok cupid. She told me about her love of salad fingers, so I checked it out to have something to talk about.
Fast forward to the end of a successful date. We're in my car in an empty park and things are getting hot and heavy. Suddenly, she stops me a... | 3 | 10 | |
1410627515 | 1410644251 | t3_2gat2p | t5_2to41 | 16 | INUNisNOTHING: TIFU by not getting this girl's number.
I was at work and there was a customer that needed help, long story short, I've never been in love before but I've always had the idea of a dream girl and this was her! I talked to her for about 40 minutes before realizing that I didn't get her name or number. Now ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1410627092 | 1410763913 | t3_2gasgi | t5_2to41 | 53 | MeatloafWiz: TIFU by helping old people
TIFU by helping an old couple. A cold and rainy Minnesota day, typical. I was leaving work and noticed an old couple trying to start their car and having troubles. So I walk to my car hop in and pull into the spot next to them. I roll down my window and the old man in the drivers... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1410629806 | 1410670641 | t3_2gawug | t5_2to41 | 92 | GrimMind: TIFU by not watching my fucking mouth.
First of all, I feel like the worst piece of shit ever and here's why.
I go to this track that's near my home, it's very convenient. I jog there every day.
About six weeks ago, this rather large group (about 30) started showing up on saturdays. They all wear the same ... | 13 | 7.076923 | |
1410626242 | 1410639562 | t3_2gar1g | t5_2to41 | 38 | mcfuddlebutt: TIFU by sneezing while peeing.
I've had a rough week. I've been working 80 hour weeks for a month and it finally caught up to me when I got sick earlier in the week. I was taking a piss this morning and I had the uncontrollable urge to sneeze. I tried to fight it but all that ended up happening was I took... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1410631306 | 1410663509 | t3_2gaz5t | t5_2to41 | 27 | Jerrchi: TIFU by watching Bojack Horseman all night.
mitch_h_30: Out of curiosity, how much is Netflix paying you to write about the *Netflix Original Series Bojack Horseman*?
Jerrchi: They don't pay me shit!
ScalemateHime: They're clearly paying you bucks, asshole. It's not even a good show, imo. Netflix should spen... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1410631647 | 1410641030 | t3_2gazq4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | michaelwang33: TIFU by not investing in dogecoin.
DeltaPlayMusic: ..ok?
monochrome83: I agree, that seemed a bit over-critical....
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410633253 | 1410647476 | t3_2gb29n | t5_2to41 | 14 | driesdries: TIFU Trying to connect my old HDDs to my laptop
I wanted to find out if I could connect my old HDDs from high school to my laptop but I forgot for a minute that I can do nothing right.
Touched my motherboard with a screwdriver.
While it was on.
Spark.
Fucking unbelievable. How could I not think of this... | 7 | 2 | |
1410635887 | 1410637058 | t3_2gb6ig | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bluerinho: TIFU by getting into a fight with a big shot's son.
This happened a few days ago, when i went to play football along with my friends. We were supposed to face another team and the match was supposed to kick off by 8 am. I'd reached there early and none of my team mates had made it yet. But our opponents were... | 3 | 4 | |
1410637733 | 1410638588 | t3_2gb9db | t5_2to41 | 9 | Thathiphopvideo: TIFU by cleaning the garage
Well I TIFU'ed when I was about 8 or 9 for context.
So my half sister who was about 28 at the time, moved back in with our mom and I because she was having a baby and needed the extra help. This took place after the baby was born.
We decided to set up the garage as an ex... | 3 | 3 | |
1410636998 | 1410659206 | t3_2gb88z | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by restoring an iPhone
About a year ago, I was desperate for a smartphone (Back then I was a freshman in HS, snapchats and instagram and fb, oh my) so asked my parents if I could have one. Being raised in the Soviet Union, they dropped an Iron Curtain between me and any kind of smartphone declaring that... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1410638301 | 1410707155 | t3_2gbaae | t5_2to41 | 49 | craigdowning95: TIFU by trying to kill a wasp.
I recently trained for a job at the local park. It is really laid back, and easy money.
Today I was working mini-golf. At the time only about 3 groups had shown up so far so I started browsing reddit to pass the time.
When I got to about the eighth page of TIL, I wasp th... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1410636038 | 1410734222 | t3_2gb6qk | t5_2to41 | 5 | RADDJGUY: TIFU by admitting I J/O at work
My co-worker said that it was "disgusting!"
Me:"But I do it in the bathroom..."
Co:"that's so unsanitary"
Me:"We shit in the bathroom, how is this any worse?"
pentag0: Many males that, it's a normal thing, your can't choose where it's going to happen same way as you can't de... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1410641998 | 1410721909 | t3_2gbfwo | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not following my family's advice; I am a survivor.
I am a skinny Asian male who goes to college around a... ghetto. 5 days a week, I take the bus going to college and walk home to save some cash (I'm very frugal). My family dislikes me for trying to save money by walking through a ghetto and urged ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1410630777 | 1410652929 | t3_2gayby | t5_2to41 | 7 | GroundedKush: TIFU By Grabbing a classmates bosom accidentally on the log ride at DisneyLand
Sorry if this was a bit long to read, but I hope you enjoy my FU ;] :
This actually happened years ago while I was in high school. During my junior year of high school, I was signed up for a tutoring program by my parents just... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1410631316 | 1410652653 | t3_2gaz6f | t5_2to41 | 3 | sekathon: My TIFU in video form
Maker01: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2g3zul/tifu_by_not_reading_the_instructions_on_an_exam/
You already posted this.
sekathon: I am aware of this.
| 3 | 1 | |
1410635893 | 1410648228 | t3_2gb6in | t5_2to41 | 1 | lapogo: TIFU by leaving my stuff outside.
Last night a friend and I (Both 18 and living with our parents) got really high and i left my bowl, grinder, & weed in a DS Case outside next to my pool. My very religious dad found and it and called the cops. When i found out he did that i proceeded to walk up into my room... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410646941 | 1410653761 | t3_2gbnex | t5_2to41 | 177 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dying grandpa to "fuck off"
Here's a little backstory:
My grandpa got a new phone about 3 month's ago. He lives quite far away from me, and i have my grandma's number on my phone, so i didin't feel the need to save his phone number since he never called me.
Now , my grandpa had a brain ... | 7 | 25.285714 | |
1410638192 | 1410842502 | t3_2gba4k | t5_2to41 | 31 | Ninmir: TIFU by letting my SO pack up the living room
Flash back to a week before the fuck up. we're moving out of a horrible apartment complex. It's unfortunate because it's such a great place and the landlord bends over backwards for you (so long as you pay rent on time), but the building is in such a bad area, he ca... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1410643834 | 1410652327 | t3_2gbiqz | t5_2to41 | 19 | FrankNB3anz: TIFU by turning my oven into Mousechwitz
So my GF and I were shopping for groceries, while out I got the urge to bake. I wanted cookies and figured it'd be nice for the rest of the family to come home to fresh baked cookies.
So I get a box of mix, come home to put groceries away and immediately start mixi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1410649280 | 1410651854 | t3_2gbr2u | t5_2to41 | 92 | vonJetpacks: TIFU by my six year old finding my dick pic
Mrs vonJetpack has on a number of occasions jokingly complained that she has never received a dick pic. "No! Not even on Snapchat!"
So one night when she wasn't home, I missed her, got horny, and snapped one. It wasn't bad, but not great either. The angle made i... | 8 | 11.5 | |
1410650293 | 1410656992 | t3_2gbsj3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MaskedSociopath: TIFU by having to poop.
This morning started off rough. I woke up to knocking on my bedroom door. I looked around to see laundry hanging off everything because the dryer decided to die last night.
I jumped out of bed and opened the door. My roommate was standing there dressed with his backpack on. "Do... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410650316 | 1410712526 | t3_2gbske | t5_2to41 | 195 | stache13: TIFU by snapchatting the wrong person
About twenty minutes ago, I was browsing good ol' Tinder when I found a super pretty girl and swiped right. To my surprise, we matched seconds after. So, I send the chick a message and we start talking. Things are going awesome (common interests, similar stories, all that... | 4 | 48.75 | |
1410651319 | 1410658068 | t3_2gbtww | t5_2to41 | 8 | r0b0torg: TIFU messed around with my best friends wife
r0b0torg: We agreed not to mess around anymore ..seperate couches
lildansonman: Yeeeaaahhhh I'm gonna go ahead and say that's not gonna keep your bodies from wanting to make human spaghetti with one another.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410651355 | 1410710846 | t3_2gbtyw | t5_2to41 | 90 | Gravytowns: TIFU literally by missing a close friend's wedding (NSFW)
Since I had the day off, my live-in GF and I decided to take it easy today, and spent the morning playing some SSB. We tend to get a little competitive, and this was no exception. We ended up moving to the bedroom for some very messy sex.
Afterward,... | 6 | 15 | |
1410650281 | 1410653089 | t3_2gbsij | t5_2to41 | 9 | Richmass1: TIFU by going to a club..
PIRATEghost85: But... your jacket?
Kfitz21: It's all I want to know about really.
| 3 | 3 | |
1410650267 | 1410733077 | t3_2gbsho | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to catch a spider.
This happened just now.
I know that being scared of spiders is a very common thing and that many people are scared of them, but my fear for the fuckers is on a whole new level. If I see a tiny one a few meters away on a wall or something, I run out of the room squeaking lik... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410653696 | 1410688035 | t3_2gbx8g | t5_2to41 | 219 | zayetz: TIFU by getting herpes from my mom..
Earlier this week, I was visiting my mom and noticed that she had a pimple or two on her lip. Thought nothing of it. She kissed me on the cheek, maybe close to my own lips, I didn't really notice.
Today I woke up and discovered a huge, red bump on my own lip. When I called... | 7 | 31.285714 | |
1410629221 | 1410655634 | t3_2gavuu | t5_2to41 | 14 | serberis8: TIFU by falling asleep.
Alright, so this happened I think exactly a year ago.
My girlfriend at the time (Lets call her Liz) was going to school and working at Cracker Barrel at night. I was a full time employee.
So, one Friday night, I got off work around 8PM. Liz was working til about 12 that night, had ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1410653550 | 1410668615 | t3_2gbx1l | t5_2to41 | 5 | dukey01: TIFU by telling a cab driver he needed a piece of my pizza
MuffinPuff: How is this a fuck up?
CharacterMilk: I think OP means he told an Ethiopian man that he looks like he needs something to eat and its "offensive" because there is a lot of starvation in Ethiopia
MuffinPuff: I suppose so, but it's quite a st... | 5 | 1 | |
1410655122 | 1410696255 | t3_2gbzag | t5_2to41 | 152 | Slowpre: TIFU by forgetting to tie my athletic shorts
Let me start off by saying that this happened a few years ago when I was in high school. Sorry in advance for the length, but the full story is definitely worth a read if you have the time.
When I was in the 11th grade a couple of friends and I decided to sign up ... | 5 | 30.4 | |
1410656094 | 1410656339 | t3_2gc0oj | t5_2to41 | 14 | stungdick: TIFU by getting my dick stung by a bee!!!
how you might ask? well i was running down this trail near my house with headphones on and I really fked up by not going to the bathroom before i went running, 2-3 miles in on this run i couldnt take it anymore so i went off the trail to go take a piss, got my dick o... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410654681 | 1410684546 | t3_2gbyml | t5_2to41 | 315 | GallagherJohn: TIFU BY leading 300 people the wrong way
So i have been running cross country at high school for four years and i would classify myself as the best of the rest. Where i'm good enough to be respected on the team but not good enough to run the races that actually matter. So last year i'm put into the open ... | 4 | 78.75 | |
1410656667 | 1410661766 | t3_2gc1go | t5_2to41 | 5 | fritodelay: TIFU By being not taking my shirt off
So basically my mum walks into my room while i was browing and proceeds to bitch about the huge mess my room is. , Granted i am messy as fuck but she was talking about a pair of jeans next to my bed. My mom has a shitty job , 4 AM to 4 PM cafeteria , She usually comes ... | 5 | 1 | |
1410657459 | 1410742509 | t3_2gc2i7 | t5_2to41 | 107 | metagorngg: TIFU by getting horny during a cycling race (slightly NSFW)
Throwaway account because you know.
TLDR; I got a boner during a cycling race, still had the boner while on the podium
So I live in a small town; we do a small charity bike race once a year. There are ~100 people in the race, to show how small it... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1410657774 | 1410726869 | t3_2gc2ye | t5_2to41 | 5,471 | poopstorythrowaway__: TIFU by (not) asking my girlfriend if she has been pooping in the shower
So as the story goes, my girlfriend and I have been dating for almost 5 years, but just moved in together about 6 months ago. She is very smart, clean, fun, and generally just an all-around good person to live with. Until abo... | 12 | 455.916667 |
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