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1410658985 | 1410660089 | t3_2gc4lv | t5_2to41 | 21 | ijustsitinsilence: TIFU by shitting in a ditch to avoid fapping (X-Post from /r/NoFap)
So after I got home from my long work day today and was feeling the urge and began edging. To beat that I decided to go for a six mile run around a nearby uni right after dusk in the rain. I was feeling great doing a maybe 8min/mile ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1410647617 | 1410664318 | t3_2gboh6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | JakeGT: TIFU by Drinking a protein shake
I get home from the gym and decide to make a protein shake. Grab my cup in the sink, rinse it out and make my shake. I figure I'll throw some dishes in the dishwasher while I'm at it. I state rinsing things out and start the dishwasher. I take a break to go piss and there's an i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410659162 | 1410660546 | t3_2gc4ut | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the fappening on my computer
I downloaded a zip of some of those pictures and accidentally left them. She found them. I get home from work and she was gone but the pictures were up on the screen and the clay frog I got her from my trip to Colorado was broken all over my computer desk. On top ... | 3 | 6 | |
1410658572 | 1410688162 | t3_2gc420 | t5_2to41 | 9 | whatifitriedthisname: TIFU by making a tasteless joke about down syndrome to a girl with a sister who has down syndrome
Okay so we were in class and divided into groups and given an exercise. There is 10 people on a boat that's sinking and we decide to save 6 and kill 4. But the catch is each person has some sort of va... | 9 | 1 | |
1410658574 | 1410726467 | t3_2gc425 | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to pawn a stolen item
This is the biggest fuck up in my life so far, and the worst thing was it wasn't really my fault. So I'm a 35 year old guy from Illinois. I've never been in trouble with the law in my life, and live a regular, normal existence. I unfortunately, however, have a brother who... | 10 | 8.3 | |
1410659891 | 1410676066 | t3_2gc5t4 | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheIXPredator69: TIFU By playing Fallout 3
Before I start this I have to say that I am in no way racist at all, now that's cleared up lets begin.
So I just brought Fallout 3 GOTY for PC and I had never played any of the DLCs that were on offer so I decided to have a crack at Operation Anchorage. So I start shouting th... | 4 | 7 | |
1410657197 | 1410699022 | t3_2gc26k | t5_2to41 | 3 | zengoblin: TIFU by Overdosing on Inulin, the fart fiber.
Darth_Rick_Grimes: Ahh the infamous gummi bear diarrhea syndrome.
zengoblin: That would be lycasine, ive heard about it.
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1410659972 | 1410749789 | t3_2gc5xa | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThrowawayIdiot4: TIFU by forgetting something in my pocket.
My dad was driving me home from work when he turned down the radio and said "Your sister found a used condom in the bathroom, don't let that happen again". It must have fell out of my pocket during a laundry load. I'm going to apologize by leaving [this](http... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1410661047 | 1411340238 | t3_2gc7d6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | secudrone: TIFU by accidentally turning down a BJ.
I work security for a mall and was doing mobile patrols (ride around in a truck) just before closing time tonight. This is the second busiest time of the week (after closing time Friday), and I was pulling up to do a scan at a location which is very much covered by 2 ... | 4 | 2 | |
1410660777 | 1410680710 | t3_2gc70r | t5_2to41 | 70 | Obtuse-harp: TIFU by flashing everyone
This was yesterday.
I was in the city with my best friend and got an overwhelming urge to pick her up and spin her around. Unfortunately, in my state of supreme happiness, I overlooked the fact that the skirt she was wearing was probably too short for that kind of thing. We were ... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1410660570 | 1410674905 | t3_2gc6rr | t5_2to41 | 519 | Riddly_Diddly: TIFU by selling weed to an old lady.
For this story to make any sense, I probably have to give you a little background. I am a senior in high school and a major ent. I have strict parents who really don't like that I smoke weed and have caught me multiple times. After getting caught the 2nd time, I decid... | 5 | 103.8 | |
1410661429 | 1410720440 | t3_2gc7v6 | t5_2to41 | 67 | pabloporkbutt: TIFU by making faces at a baby
I was walking out of an appointment in midtown when I see this pretty woman, with a stroller, approaching. Now, I like both babies and ladies, so when she strolled past I made sure to make a funny face for the little guy. ...It all happened so fast. We crossed paths and she... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1410660797 | 1410663354 | t3_2gc71r | t5_2to41 | -19 | kristjkm: TIFU when I spit my gum out the car window
Not today, but yesterday on my commute home from work, I opened the window and spit my gum out. I did not think to look for the guy in my blind spot who was speed past, catching the gum I spit out on his windshield.
Side note: something that I do when I spit out my... | 3 | -6.333333 | |
1410662927 | 1410667129 | t3_2gc9t8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | SHUMAGORATH7: Tifu by almost helping someone commit suicide
I'm on mobile forgive any grammatical errors.
So I'm driving today through my old neighborhood, a block away from my old high school for nostalgia. Pick up fried rice from the Mexican restaurant all the kids used to fight at on lunch break and head back towar... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410662387 | 1410697166 | t3_2gc948 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By throwing money at a homeless dude
It happened in mid summer this year in Oakland CA. i'm visiting some family in california. Me and my older cousin had this video shooting and audio recording at a club where my cousins older brother (my other cousin) was DJ'ing. We arrive and park right across the st... | 3 | 1 | |
1410665067 | 1410842113 | t3_2gccj0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | twinsahoy: TIFU by taking my offspring shopping by myself
Long-time lurker, first-time poster.
I have three-month-old twin boys. They are eating and pooping machines. Since they were born I have been combined breast and formula feeding them due to the fact they are hungry little f*ckers and gives me some reprieve with... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410665238 | 1410712279 | t3_2gccr1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By having a coughing fit before bed.
Last night actually. I'm laying in bed, and I got some phlegm caught in the back of my throat, so I try and cough it up. This sends me into a coughing fit, I'm coughing really hard and loud, and I can't control it. Then, as I'm pushing out one big cough, I fart reall... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410665721 | 1410669296 | t3_2gcdd2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | wutinwong: TIFU by not paying attention in class
This happened during Friday, but I didn't get the chance to post this since I was lazy and whatever. Anyways, I'm a senior in High School but in my Portuguese class it's filled with Sophomores. If you want to know why, it's because I went to a middle school in a differen... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1410666162 | 1410719968 | t3_2gcdwa | t5_2to41 | 5 | AngryJawa: TIFU by having my ex GF over and what she saw
jfb3: It's only a FU if *you* wanted her back.
AngryJawa: Well its a FU because I care about her... I dont want her back.... but I also dont like seeing her sad....
IronMochi: The mythical friend zone from a boy to a girl....
AngryJawa: Ya strage eh..... karma w... | 5 | 1 | |
1410664440 | 1410702036 | t3_2gcbpz | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling out my penis before I got into the restroom.
So I've done this for as long as I can remember, just seems more convenient for whatever reason! Never had any incidents until now!
So I came home from college for the weekend to spend some time with my parents because it was my dad's birthday! Si... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1410668309 | 1410669400 | t3_2gcgl8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | fancypants7777: Tifu by getting my 3rd ticket as a wreck
I am male 17 years old had license for almost a year. So I got a ticket a while ago for running a stop sign. I am going to court for that one tomorrow. And then I got ticketed going 25 over 8 days ago.
And today I got in a "wreck". I was lost and was being stupi... | 3 | 1 | |
1410671409 | 1410912275 | t3_2gcjxj | t5_2to41 | 593 | Throwaway4Prez2016: TIFU By making a 13 year old girl think I'm into her
Unlike most other TIFUs, this actually happened today. Hooray for accuracy!~ This will be a long post, so I'll try and give a Tl;Dr
So sort of a backstory for this that kind of ties in but kind of doesn't, I work as an usher for some theater, an... | 11 | 53.909091 | |
1410673180 | 1410700465 | t3_2gclk6 | t5_2to41 | 129 | pardon_the_mess: TIFU by not realizing a girl was asking me out.
I worked for a certain store in my city for a month. When I started, I met this really cute girl there.
Today was my last day, and I knew I had to ask her out now or never. She had mentioned she was planning on walking home, and I suggested I drive her, ... | 5 | 25.8 | |
1410676144 | 1410705603 | t3_2gcmhd | t5_2to41 | 7 | nharding92: Not slutty, just... rude.
redditration: She's been in a relationship, and engaged for a long time. Still fucks another guy on a regular basis...she's a slut.
nharding92: No, sluts sleep with a lot of people. She is just a normal girl who happens to have an ongoing affair. If it were a guy cheating on his f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410675415 | 1410699982 | t3_2gcnhn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Today I Fucked Up.
Teotwawki69: I think people might get the joke if you'd typed Today I fucked "Up".
lord_sherlock_holmes: what's more, OP should have said DVD, not CD...
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1410658424 | 1410754526 | t3_2gc3we | t5_2to41 | 29 | ZaercoN: TIFU by throwing away months of work in one fell swoop of stupid.
Today was my last ACT test. I didn't get favorable results on the last attempts so I studied my ass off for months over the summer. Today was the big day. I took the English and Math sections. Then we had a break.
And I took out my phone to go o... | 12 | 2.416667 | |
1410675932 | 1410682700 | t3_2gcnvu | t5_2to41 | 69 | hoodled: TIFU by smelling my friend
So I'm in class learning, I sniff the air and smell this body spray that's very familiar. I realize that it's my friend sitting right next to me. I remember it's the same body spray that my deceased grandfather used almost every day. He recently passed away, and he was my favorite re... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1410676481 | 1410678893 | t3_2gcoar | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing up my relationship
Seeucme: At least you're not in limbo wondering if you are in the friendzone. Because , "fuck that". You're college my friend enjoy the shit out of it. I'm pretty sure she's not the only girl there.
mrmellowfellow: I dropped from highschool, i met her the week before it.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410677623 | 1410706768 | t3_2gcp71 | t5_2to41 | 70 | britfaic: TIFU by being honest with a girl.
Background: I'm a fairly lonely guy, and I wanted to make a few friends, so I joined a social media group, and started talking to this random girl. And we hit it off, we have a lot in common, but shes seeing someone. Fast forward to today, I ask her If I can be honest. She sa... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1410664239 | 1410713404 | t3_2gcbhp | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by clogging the toilet
This is a recent story, happened a few months back in March.
So I went with my mom to visit my mother's aunt, she is in her 80's and she was going to be alone for a whole week, so we decided to go help her out during that week. She lives in a very small apartment with only one roo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1410683838 | 1410840312 | t3_2gctky | t5_2to41 | 13 | buprenorFiend_: TIFU by kissing my best friend's girlfriend
I never in a million years thought I would be in this predicament but here I am. So my best friend's girlfriend is really attractive and we've always gotten along really well. He's been with her a year but today she found out he cheated on her a few months ago... | 12 | 1.083333 | |
1410684020 | 1410802174 | t3_2gctpv | t5_2to41 | 97 | Sinom: TIFU travelling 10 hours to surprise my girlfriend
My partner and I live in different countries, approximately 800km away from each other and we decided to give the long distance relationship a go.
We haven't seen each other for about 2 months but we spoke most days via phone call or messaging each other. We bo... | 19 | 5.105263 | |
1410684677 | 1410685413 | t3_2gcu6v | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pizzafacecunt: TIFU by buying a stranger subway
So I was at subway, making my sub and all, carefully concentrating on what I wanted to put in it (shits hard to decide sometimes). I get the end, pay and this is where I fucked up, I wasn't really paying attention as I was paying (eftpos), was looking over at my mate seei... | 5 | 1 | |
1410685153 | 1410687954 | t3_2gcui3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ima-ginger16: TIFU by asking the girl I like about her life
[deleted]: What the fuck is hardcore cuddling?
Anyway, that sucks bro but it is not a TIFU.
ima-ginger16: so my real fuck up is posting to this subredit? can that count as a TIFU????
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1410687173 | 1410729978 | t3_2gcw7k | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my porn archive
pentag0: I never understood stockpiling porn. I mean, theres quick selfhelp like redtube, youporn, whatever.. wtf dude?
Sivalion: For when the internet goes down.
Also it's just easier to access..
pentag0: Easier than hiting a bookmark?
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1410684574 | 1410716558 | t3_2gcu3s | t5_2to41 | 13 | ArtOfTheKnight: TIFU By Fucking Up More Than Once With Puerto Rican Sisters
With Halloween fastly approaching, I figured I would share with you all my biggest fuck up to date.
Last year I went to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights with a large group of about 20 people. The group I was with had more guys than it did... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410687164 | 1410895241 | t3_2gcw77 | t5_2to41 | 11 | hilly_wa: TIFU by getting my nipple ring caught in my loofah. possibly NSFL
Surprise surprise, this actually happened years ago. Seven years ago.
A little back story, when I was 14 my cousin made me get my nipple pierced as a birthday present for herself. My cousin loves making me do things I don't really want to beca... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1410688968 | 1410720033 | t3_2gcxjw | t5_2to41 | 4 | jelmund: TIFU by taking a shit in my friend's fridge
So this happened a few months ago.
I was staying at a friends(lets say Jason) house for the night(he is living there with his girlfriend, an important not since I took a shit in their fridge).
So all is well as we eat some dinner, have a drink and talk.
As we had mad... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410689310 | 1410693545 | t3_2gcxsg | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to outsmart some girl on the train
I live in the suburbs of Melbourne and I was in the CBD on Friday. I was at Flagstaff Station, waiting for my train to arrive to go home. I don't go into the city often, but I was there on a school excursion. When I do go into the city, I like to take photos ... | 3 | 7 | |
1410689688 | 1410789719 | t3_2gcy1z | t5_2to41 | 98 | imacyber: TIFU by showing a stranger my you-know-what
A few months ago; at the girlfriends house, Valentines day. GF lives with her Dad, who is out for the night.
We put a movie on, things get exciting, we give it a go in the living room.
Things are going well, and then there's a knock at the door. (forgot we ordered... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1410691346 | 1410766901 | t3_2gcz8c | t5_2to41 | 11 | DeliciousGrapes: TIFU By walking into my parents room.
Okay, so Background story to set the scene:
I am a teenager girl and this literally happened 30 minutes ago.
My parents room is RIGHT next to the lounge also coincidentally right next to the television and couch (it's a pretty small house). The door to my parents... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1410693447 | 1410694911 | t3_2gd0ss | t5_2to41 | 121 | BREAKFASTmaster: TIFU by thinking that Zion was a country in Africa
I was having a conversation with my boyfriend about our favorite places we've been. I say the south of France. He says Zion.
I say "WHOA THAT'S AWESOME, tell me about it!" Of course, me thinking that Zion is a country somewhere in Africa, I start ask... | 3 | 40.333333 | |
1410694560 | 1410716341 | t3_2gd1pu | t5_2to41 | 651 | BisFitty: TIFU by getting in a fight with my dad.
So, this actually happened over 10 years ago, and it happened to my little sister, not me, but it haunts even me, and I felt it needed to be here.
My little sister fucked up about a dozen years ago when we were kids. She got in a huge fight with our father and stormed... | 5 | 130.2 | |
1410697537 | 1410751082 | t3_2gd49g | t5_2to41 | 73 | holsandbike: TIFU by not recharging my phone. Now stuck on the toilet.
Down to 3% battery.
Lactose intolerant and I had a lot of dairy today because #yolo!
... shit.
sluttingcunt: Hey guys lets laugh at OP while he cant see us!
HAHAHAHAHA you idiot
holsandbike: *she. Laugh all you want. I made it out alive!
slutti... | 9 | 8.111111 | |
1410702004 | 1410741978 | t3_2gd8ps | t5_2to41 | 12 | teeopolus: TIFU by ordering a coffee on a plane
So on Monday this week I went on holiday to Berlin with some friends for an end of summer blowout sorta thing and stayed til Friday. After having two hours sleep on Thursday night and a week of having ze party, I was über tired when I got on the plane at around 6pm on Fri... | 4 | 3 | |
1410701530 | 1410806461 | t3_2gd87t | t5_2to41 | 1,029 | KnightOfSunlight: TIFU by bringing orange juice to bed
I brought a cup of orange juice to bed and put it on my nightstand. I went to sleep and woke up in the middle of the night. It was dark but I took a big drink of my orange juice. It seemed kind of thick like it had a lot of pulp. When I set down the glass I noticed... | 8 | 128.625 | |
1410702632 | 1410718782 | t3_2gd9fl | t5_2to41 | 7 | le_super_genius: TIFU by getting caught peeing on the floor
MisterDiablo: This story should be in /r/talesfromatard
jasonh300: Disappointed that this is not a real subreddit.
MisterDiablo: Maybe /r/tardtales will cheer you up a bit. Enjoy!
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1410701375 | 1410715823 | t3_2gd82r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my friend's house
Today I fucked up. This morning, I took a walk to my friend's house so we could play video games or look up stupid youtube videos like we always do.
Anyway, I got to his house at about 9:00 am, and noticed that only his father's car was there, and his mom's car(which the... | 3 | 1 | |
1410701978 | 1410873859 | t3_2gd8os | t5_2to41 | 5 | theoriginalpugmuffin: TIFU by drinking too much coffee
This was probably a developing problem as I used to work in construction and to get through a 12-14 hour day, I drank 4-5 mugs of NesCafe 45 (Satan's personal brew) a day. Fast forward a year...
The time I fucked up by drinking 2-3 large cappuccinos religiously ev... | 5 | 1 | |
1410706403 | 1410706837 | t3_2gde6h | t5_2to41 | 1 | michaelwang33: TIFU by going on 7cupsoftea
imacyber: I dont get it?
michaelwang33: You arent supposed to get it.
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1410706820 | 1410707380 | t3_2gdeqc | t5_2to41 | 37 | throwaway693127: TIFU by not talking to someone who killed herself
glitcher21: Perhaps this can be a learning experience for you. I'm sure that next time you're in the same situation you'll talk to the person.
throwaway693127: Of course, it has definitely been a learning experience. I feel so terrible. Just knowing th... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1410709612 | 1411883620 | t3_2gdis9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | tafutrell: TIFU by forgetting an online exam
I remembered around 3am that I had an exam due three hours ago. It's not a good feeling
VegMan20: I know that feel all to well OP, I've missed 2 out of the last three online tests in one of my classes and it's only week 4.
tafutrell: It's nice to know we're not alone
GoingF... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410709631 | 1410725778 | t3_2gdit6 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my ex girlfriend I wanted her on my face.
So, this literally just happend a few minutes ago.
I broke off a 20 month relationship two months ago, and this specific ex girlfriend I owe a bit of money to which I plan to pay back at the end of this month. She had texted me asking if it was the 1... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1410710096 | 1410711087 | t3_2gdjij | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering pizza with pepperoni
So, a bit of background, as per the norm:
I'm an only child, currently living with my parents. Both my parents are religious (Muslims) so no pepperoni or anything of the sort, but I identify as agnostic, so I'm fine with most things (granted, with restriction) but my pa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410709649 | 1410725674 | t3_2gdity | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Dropping my phone into the sink on purpose
To start thing's off. I have been texting a girl I have a crush of recently, things were going well until recently when she didn't reply my text for days. (4 days)
So as my desperate genius brain instinctively tells me to text her back. I was worried that I m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410711672 | 1410928979 | t3_2gdlxj | t5_2to41 | 56 | Throwaway_fordayss: TIFU by having sex with a freshman
I really did fuck up today because it was about two in the morning when the shit hit the fan. Now just a little background info I'm a sophomore at college in the US and I'm actually not much of a ladies man but I've had my fair share of experience.
Anyway the stor... | 11 | 5.090909 | |
1410712267 | 1410718186 | t3_2gdmvj | t5_2to41 | 4 | serenesloths: TIFU By rsvping for a party
Last year, I was just casually scrolling through Facebook, and it was being more laggy than usual. There apparently was some party/ event that people were rsvping for, and I wasn't invited so I didn't think anything of it and scrolled by. Right when I was scrolling by, the scre... | 4 | 1 | |
1410713322 | 1410725384 | t3_2gdoi9 | t5_2to41 | 45 | darth_noob: TIFU by cutting chillis then scratching my balls.
I had some rice on the boil and I like mine spicy, so I cut some chillis up all the while thinking, reminding myself to wash my hands after. I didn't. I sat down at my computer from where I'm typing this up, then about 5 mins later I just grabbed a hold of m... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1410715234 | 1410773344 | t3_2gdrnt | t5_2to41 | 10,501 | Wambulance_Driver: TIFU by running over a bald eagle with an ambulance.
Came around a bend and there he was, just sitting there in all his majestic glory. Then all his majestic glory was all over the road.
I'm sorry, America.
Edit:
A few notes:
Yes he was splattered, no chance for feathers.
Not going to jail, I didn... | 16 | 656.3125 | |
1410834635 | 1411337993 | t3_2gdrqb | t5_2to41 | 4 | 25yearsofidiocy: You are also thinking you know how others feel. You said yourself you don't know this girl. And you also think you know anything about me. I'm painfully aware of what it's like to be alone and desperate for someone. I'm also painfully aware of what it's like to have my SO cheat.
So, I'll say it again... | 4 | 1 | |
1410716946 | 1412764475 | t3_2gduh3 | t5_2to41 | 108 | FetusChrist: TIFU by Zangief body slamming my wife
So we got a little tipsy last night and brought the party into the bedroom. Mid doggy style I thought cowgirl would be fun and she enjoys it when I just kind of pick her up and move into new positions. So I grabbed around her waist and pulled back to place her in the t... | 6 | 18 | |
1410715894 | 1410720287 | t3_2gdsr2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | iwozza: TIFU by making myself some cereal
So I am a uni student, first year. New to the moving in. I got the essentials before hand and I feel I'm all sorted out. When I arrived I unpacked everything got started and set myself up for the first few weeks of uni!
On of the things i bought was a combo lock for my food cu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410717647 | 1411222268 | t3_2gdvn2 | t5_2to41 | 100 | shower_pooper: TIFU by pooping in the shower, and claiming it was coffee grounds.
A few months ago I accidentally relieved my bowels in the shower, and much to my surprise, it was quite liberating. It washed down the drain, and I felt so alive, from that day forth I planned my mornings accordingly. I did have one iss... | 5 | 20 | |
1410717709 | 1410743358 | t3_2gdvqq | t5_2to41 | -1 | blackyezzuz: Tifu by telling a girl I just met to suck di*k nfsw
This just happened like 2hours ago I feel like shit..
This girl was a keeper I could tell ..she was roughly a nine in scale .
Lemme just tell the story
Okay so I was at home watching the inbetweeners..just Google it readers ..
Okay so I'm this show its b... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1410717037 | 1410718546 | t3_2gdumy | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a sex toy on Amazon [NSFW]
So at the recommendation of a friend, I decided to buy a sex toy to use with a friend with benefits of mine. I look on amazon and find the perfect toy, toss it in my cart with a hoodie and a CD, and complete the checkout without thinking twice.
Today I was reviewi... | 4 | 1 | |
1410714891 | 1410748959 | t3_2gdr3r | t5_2to41 | 7 | tophatmaggoo: TIFU by giving my coworker a blowjob under a hidden camera at work. [NSFW]
Let's start by laying the foundation of this story. My coworker is a 38 year old, verified sex-addicted, very homophobic black man, and I am a 22 year old, white, liberal gay man. For some reason we hit it off the day i started wor... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1410719579 | 1410749578 | t3_2gdytj | t5_2to41 | 569 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my boyfriends Facebook messages. He has been cheating on me while on business in India. We were supposed to get engaged when he came back.
24[F] here. First of all I am absolutely devastated that this has happened. We have dated and lived together for over a year. We picked a place together a... | 10 | 56.9 | |
1410719782 | 1410761190 | t3_2gdz6k | t5_2to41 | 78 | jiimmyp: TIFU by trusting a vasectomy...
Back in June I had the ol' boys snipped. My SO already has a child and doesn't want more and my ex-wife is getting enough money for the child we share to ensure I never wanted to have kids again.
Last weekend I got back from a short trip and my girl was acting moody as shit. We... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1410720568 | 1410739158 | t3_2ge0ih | t5_2to41 | 13 | justpeachy13: TIFU by generously insulting and ripping off a boy scout.
I walk out of store and gasp! Chocolate popcorn! Yum! I shall be a nice person and go buy the expensive popcorn. I pay five dollars for a tiny box of cookies so eight buck popcorn will be worth it.
F-up #1: I was behind a couple of people and coul... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1410722604 | 1410751551 | t3_2ge3wm | t5_2to41 | 126 | ncshooter426: TIFU by letting my 7 year old daughter watch the Never Ending Story
So we're cruising Netflix on a rainy Sunday, and I see the Never Ending Story is available. I say "Hey! I haven't seen that since *I* was a kid..." and started telling the kiddo about Falcor the flying dragon and stuff. So, we put it on.
... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1410722389 | 1410752009 | t3_2ge3kl | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for answers to a homework problem while having le Reddit username be my real name.
So I posted in my major's subreddit two questions that were on our 20 question homework that I could not seem to get.
This class I have has the notorious strict teacher who is known for his constant hard qui... | 3 | 0 | |
1410724158 | 1410730267 | t3_2ge6ia | t5_2to41 | 13 | stained-ipad: TIFU by staining my iPad with jizz
TIFU by using my iPad to consume certain media. Since I got myself a MacBook and an iPhone, my iPad has mostly been relegated to a fapmachine. It really is the perfect size for consuming that kind of media, it's handy and light. So, for about a year, I always managed to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410726098 | 1410779974 | t3_2ge9to | t5_2to41 | 306 | FlagrantLieBelow: TIFU by showing an entire church a picture of someone's cock and balls.
I made this a throwaway account because I post a lot about my church on my real account and I don't want anybody making any connections.
This morning, like most other Sunday mornings, I found myself at church. We're a modest chur... | 5 | 61.2 | |
1410727731 | 1410831526 | t3_2gecog | t5_2to41 | 9 | somanywtfs: TIFU - Dropping shit in the wall
Our house has baseboard heating. With the cold coming, and a small daughter, her and I decided to get the heat going for the year. My last day off before back to the cube, and her mom is at work all day leaving us with a 'daddy daughter day', always fun just us home alone.
... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1410725039 | 1410744355 | t3_2ge7zn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Catcityusa: TIFU by helping my neighbor break into her house
Today I fucked up by helping my neighbor break into her own house. The night started with my neighbor, my girlfriend, and I going out to some bars for a few drinks. We go out to two or three and then my neighbor realizes that she may have left her keys to her... | 4 | 3 | |
1410728580 | 1410744787 | t3_2gee3y | t5_2to41 | 17 | elitedragon4: TIFU by showing my parents my math test from Friday.
So I'm the average high school Asian kid, and I made an unintended slip up on my math test. It was a measly 0.5 mark off out of 40, but that itself is not a perfect mark, and therefore, was unacceptable. I had forgotten about my mistake until the test w... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1410728953 | 1410777841 | t3_2geepd | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my fiance a fake fetish.
So me and my fiance are open sexually. I have told her my kinks and she has told me hers. Keep in mind we're virgins due to waiting until we are married, or so I thought.
I would go from telling her I wanted to do certain things and everyone she would say "I'll do ... | 6 | 4 | |
1410730202 | 1410768553 | t3_2gegrq | t5_2to41 | 168 | KingsCounty: TIFU by not properly disposing of my condoms.
I usually wrap my condoms in toilet paper and put them in the garbage under my desk and sometimes forget to take the garbage out.
I also have a dog that for whatever reason loves to eat and chew toilet paper.
I got a call today from my mom saying she just spe... | 5 | 33.6 | |
1410730688 | 1410731057 | t3_2gehko | t5_2to41 | 8 | Valkrane: TIFU by buying a stranger a beer...
So it's Sunday, the photo shoot I was supposed to go on was canceled and I have nothing better to do, so I decide my apartment could use some cleaning. But first, to fuel my domestic pursuits, I need some caffeine. The gas station is right down the street, nothing would b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410731728 | 1410771852 | t3_2gej8f | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by being forced to listen to my parents have sex.
My story: I am 15, and this was last night. My parents and I had traveled somewhere for a wedding and since the reception was held at a hotel, they decided that we would just spend the night there and head home the next morning. The room had two beds in ... | 4 | 6 | |
1410725641 | 1410738813 | t3_2ge90u | t5_2to41 | 184 | johpick: TIFU by accidentally defrosting ice cubes
So I had an opened bag of ice cubes in the freezer. Just a normal bag, bought in the store with finished ice cubes, no cubeshape.
Yesterday, I wanted to cool down some bottles of booze before heading to a friend. There wasn't enough space in the freezer, so I just mo... | 4 | 46 | |
1410717277 | 1410765484 | t3_2gdv1n | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU By dealing with my psychological issues by having sex with someone who has been through the same stuff
I have a history of childhood sexual abuse, and I started discussing it with a friend with a masters in psychology. She had been through the same thing, and we talked about it for a few hours, then had... | 11 | 2.272727 | |
1410732423 | 1410738842 | t3_2gekd9 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Locrian_DM: TIFU by learning the true definition of "tearing myself a new one"
Last night I was watching a show, sitting on the couch with my wife. My couch is cheap and uncomfortable, so I'm constantly readjusting how I'm sitting. My legs are up with my knees close to my chest and my feet under my ass. A flexible p... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1410734280 | 1410804959 | t3_2genaq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Soupynorman: TIFU by scratching the shit out of my new car
My driveway isnt that wide, a brick pillar either side...any lapse in concentration will lead to bad stuff.
I reversed in, concentrated too much on one side...yes, cars have two sides.
Fuck it anyway, was having such a good day. Going to costs 100's to get re... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1410733203 | 1410885064 | t3_2gellu | t5_2to41 | 25 | codesimmian: TIFU by sending a dick pic to my wife's cousin.
Actually it was yesterday but anyways:
I upset her [edit: my wife] last week by finally telling her that I was a porn actor for a few years before we met and got married. I spent a night on the couch and she said she understood I am not the man I used to be... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1410734663 | 1410736950 | t3_2genwh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the wrong hotel room key.
My job requires me to be out of town and on the road for five weeks at a time. Because of that my company pays for me and my crew to stay at a hotel. Today was just another weekend. Wrapping up laundry, procrastinating doing the mountain of dishes built up in the sin... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410736049 | 1410760950 | t3_2gepyu | t5_2to41 | 119 | fiber_one_happened: TIFU and destroyed Toys R Us **NSFW**
fiber_one_happened: I'm seriously considering going back and giving someone a bunch of money. They had nothing for me to clean it with. I don't want to get poop all over my hands and them my car. I also just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.
EDI... | 9 | 13.222222 | |
1410734968 | 1410738262 | t3_2geocy | t5_2to41 | 10 | Tysonus: TIFU by playing poker
I was at the casino tonight playing progressive Texas hold em. Its essentially Texas hold em, but playing only against the dealer. There's the option of a jackpot bet, which costs $5. Jackpot wins if you make particular hands on the flop.
Jackpot wins:
Flush $500
Full House $1000
4 of a ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410738188 | 1410743275 | t3_2get8a | t5_2to41 | 24 | gfssthrowaway: TIFU by telling my friend that I want a girlfriend.
I recently got out of a long relationship. I am a female, I was with a guy. My friend is a female as well. We're both bisexual.
Basically, I told her about how the guy I had been talking to probably only wanted to have sex with me and that's most likel... | 3 | 8 | |
1410738722 | 1410740240 | t3_2geu2w | t5_2to41 | 16 | itisapersonalmatter: TIFU by masturbating too furiously
Ok how do I start this..
This has been more of a regular problem for me and I'm not actually certain on what to do. Back to the story, So being the horny young person I am, and being single I like to get frisky every now and again...ok almost everyday. This can b... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1410739135 | 1410808531 | t3_2geuq7 | t5_2to41 | 54 | AxRandomxMoment: TIFU by not realizing a cute girl was hitting on me... multiple times.
TL;DR Girl I had a huge crush on flirts with me throughout my entire senior year and I never notice.
Ok so like most TIFUs, this happened a while ago but I was recently inspired by another TIFU to write about my experience.
So dur... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1410740920 | 1410797351 | t3_2gexhi | t5_2to41 | 7 | sekathon: TIFU by shitting the bed
There really isn't much else to say, I go to bed needing a shit and my body wakes up in the middle of the night so I could go and relieve myself but I had a job interview today so I needed my sleep so I just ignored it. I wake up today an and my dick, my legs, my stomach, an entire pa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410739714 | 1410799165 | t3_2gevnf | t5_2to41 | 6 | protrudingfalace: TIFU By wearing the wrong pants [NSFW]
So a few plugs before I start; Throw away cuz you know. Long time lurker first time poster, etc.
It all started when I got my new pair of bright white cargo shorts. It was the middle of my first semester in grade 11 at high school when my new shorts lost the b... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410742035 | 1410817077 | t3_2gez63 | t5_2to41 | 2 | rexjenkins: TIFU by getting caught in a stall at a nightclub with another guy.
rabbitfoot409: holy fuck this is crap! waaaay to long, and this definitely belongs in another subreddit? This is just a pissed off gay dudes rant. Jesus man
rexjenkins: Lol, thanks for reading :)
rabbitfoot409: reading what? i didn't read t... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1410741143 | 1410840964 | t3_2gexts | t5_2to41 | 32 | paintedcones: TIFU by flushing twice.
About 45 min ago, I decided that I wanted to take a nice leisurely poop. Sadly, my girlfriend didn't change out the toilet paper, and I had to waddle over to get some more. Naturally, this caused a little bit of smearing, and I had to use a little extra toilet paper.
I clogged the... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1410743707 | 1410744678 | t3_2gf1sw | t5_2to41 | 18 | kirisafar: TIFU by losing my passport before boarding a cruise with my family who I haven't seen in ages.
Hi there, I'm a Mexican visiting Miami for a cruise trip with my family whom I haven't seen in years due to living in New Zealand. Leaving the hotel I did a quick search for my passport and couldn't find it. I mana... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1410743875 | 1410744995 | t3_2gf21l | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by squashing my cat
This happened not half an hour ago.
I was taking a bag of shredded paper downstairs to the recycle when I passed by my cat sleeping peacefully on the couch. My first thought was, "hey, I wonder what would happen if I lowered this trash bag full of shredded paper onto this cat." My i... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410743312 | 1410759764 | t3_2gf17k | t5_2to41 | 6 | NauseatedBison: TIFU by burning incense.
I have asthma and knew absolutely nothing about incense. Pretty much smoked myself out of my own home.
benes_the_menace: Oh dear. I suppose I shouldn't be laughing...are you OK?
Love the username btw.
NauseatedBison: Yeah I'm fine now. The only thing hurt is my pride. Thanks... | 3 | 2 | |
1410768098 | 1410840454 | t3_2gewq7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | BadSpellingAdvice: Everyone does it. It's sterile anyways. Be glad it is in the pool and there is chlorine. I've heard stories of swim teams collectively peeing on the deck.
Madisonsavenue_: I'm a swimmer. Can confirm we do pee in the pool and sometimes on the pool deck
BadSpellingAdvice: Swimmer too...I just never w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410742501 | 1411065924 | t3_2gezw6 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Manbearphoenix: TIFU by eating a cockroach
Yeah of course this didn't happen today. This happened about 5 years ago in Tokyo, Japan.
So while in Japan I had a pretty irrational fear of cockroaches(didn't stay irrational for long). And since I stayed with my grandparents in a small small apartment there were always coc... | 6 | 9.333333 |
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