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1410747001 | 1410750960 | t3_2gf6wm | t5_2to41 | 35 | TheBulletMa9net: TIFU by trying on condoms
After dealing with the embarrassment of buying condoms, naturally, I tried one on to see if it was the right size. So I was sitting on my bed, door closed, ears open in case my mom were to come in. Lucky for me they were a perfect fit.
Just then I hear footsteps coming thr... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1410745407 | 1410748486 | t3_2gf4dr | t5_2to41 | 3 | pcgamernoob: TIFU: by deleting all my files
Today I fucked up by deleting all my files on my pc. I copied them from my SSD to put them on my hard drive. I then deleted my files on the SSD but it deleted all of them. I then tried to restore from previos version it didnt work. I tried to reset my PC it wouldn't let m... | 3 | 1 | |
1410747918 | 1410753348 | t3_2gf8at | t5_2to41 | 47 | Phillyfan10: TIFU by forgetting to mute my phone in church
Today's service started like any other day. My family is in church, and were singing the hymns and prayers and all that. I keep my phone on in church because I often receive important work emails and texts, even on Sundays, but I always silence it, for obvious ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1410746260 | 1410748889 | t3_2gf5qf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Animela: TIFU by not Vaccuming
Technically this was yesterday but I didn't find out half of it until Today.
_____
So I have this deal with the older woman I live with because of my Fiance(His mother) where I have to Vaccum every day in order to live there since I cannot pay her rent(No Job and no one around here is hi... | 3 | 2 | |
1410742013 | 1410851706 | t3_2gez4z | t5_2to41 | 27 | accidental_pedo: TIFU by grabbing my cousin's leg
Throwaway for reasons that will soon be clear.
Today I went to dinner with my mom, and we met up with her brother, and his family. He and my aunt have two kids, both boys. One is 7 (we'll call him G), and the other is 9 (we'll call him R). I'm 18, and holy shit did I f... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1410750586 | 1410751473 | t3_2gfcc5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | shame_over_me: TIFU by kinda sleeping with my best friend ex
It happened last week, I went to the bar with a friend and I've seen my best friend ex of two weeks (they've been together for a year and were living together). I was in good terms with her before their break up. She tries to convince me he'd been a jerk wit... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410750530 | 1410779281 | t3_2gfc8k | t5_2to41 | 145 | chefslapchop: TIFU by spitting diarrhea into my open eye ball.
ReferenceMaster: Gouging your eye out won't stop the AIDS from spreading. It's too late.
uui8457: Amputation of the head is the only option now.
adviceKiwi: remove the head or destroy the brain.
EroKintama: And don't forget to burn it with fire at the end.... | 5 | 29 | |
1410736260 | 1410768336 | t3_2geqak | t5_2to41 | 3 | jumbee424: TIFU hoping for aliens.
TIFU by checking the window when I swore I heard War of the Worlds ships coming. It was the guy weedwacking outside my window.
goblinthunder: Yes, and where's the fuck up?
BadSpellingAdvice: TIFU by being dumb, and then posting about it on r/TIFU while continuing to be dumb.
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1410751253 | 1410752995 | t3_2gfdbv | t5_2to41 | 15 | AlexGuyzor12: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I think prom and homecoming are stupid.
We're seniors in high school, been together for 2 years.
She's really social and fun and I'm not. Homecoming is coming up and I told her that I thought it was dumb but we would still go.
She said it was fine in that annoyed girl voi... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410752078 | 1410753858 | t3_2gfei0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ThrowawayPisser2: TIFU by peeing on my roommates dog
I'll start by saying my roommate is a horrible dog owner and doesn't know how to raise/train/take care of his dog properly. The dog, who is now a year old, slobbers on everything in sight and several times a week he pees on the carpet in various locations around the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410752618 | 1410755163 | t3_2gffb9 | t5_2to41 | 103 | I_gave_birth_to_you: TIFU by fucking my ex 2 months after we broke up
I fucked her and then she told me she has herpes and left.
[deleted]: But, I hope, you are lucky enough to not have caught it.
I_gave_birth_to_you: We'll see... at what point do I know I have herpes?
ReferenceMaster: When you either (a) have an outbr... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1410753005 | 1410770479 | t3_2gffuq | t5_2to41 | 7 | cooningthedog: TIFU by submitting my essay
Earlier today I was writing my essay for class and I really didn't want to do it so I wrote the title as "Fuck This Bullshit" and told myself that I'd change it later. I submitted it a few hours after I wrote it and forgot that I didn't change the title. My teacher just e-mail... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410753063 | 1410757901 | t3_2gffxr | t5_2to41 | 17 | mtk992_: TIFU by investigating a vibrating sound from outside my room. Possibly NSFW.
I was laying in bed with my boyfriend for the last hour or two of tonight. I kept hearing this weird buzz, kind of humming, from the hallway outside of my room. We have a noisy fan in our attic so I disregarded it for a while but it s... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410753766 | 1410756691 | t3_2gfgxv | t5_2to41 | 36 | pancakesausagedog: TIFU by accepting a bet to stick my penis in an oscillating fan.
Well, it ended as badly as it sounds and I'm grateful I'm still in one piece and don't need stitches. I've learned a valuable lesson today and that is not to stick your penis in an oscillating fan for ten dollars.
ReferenceMaster: I'll ... | 6 | 6 | |
1410753699 | 1410806046 | t3_2gfgtv | t5_2to41 | 62 | NeoshadowXC: TIFU by watching Gravity with my mom
I had Gravity downloaded to my computer, so we used the HDMI to hook it up to the TV. My desktop became the screen.
We started watching the movie and everything was fine, but around halfway through, I get an iMessage to my iPhone (*relevant) from the random Tinder gir... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1410754072 | 1410754795 | t3_2gfhed | t5_2to41 | 2 | Imyouronlyhope: TIFU by not closing the door
First off to describe the scene so you have a rough mental picture of how it went down. My house is old so the main floor has a bathroom with a toilet tub, and sink, no shower. So only the basement bathroom has a shower. It is a room with a toilet and a shower, since there i... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410755265 | 1410756724 | t3_2gfj20 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Duskyhaired: TIFU by showing my mom my furry porn [NSFW]
[NSFW]
So, today I was texting my girlfriend because we had both just woken up.
I was browsing a website for some new shirts to wear, and wanted my moms opinion on them. So I walked into the livingroom and was holding my phone showing her the shirts I was thin... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410756156 | 1410864452 | t3_2gfk67 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through an ex-girlfriend's instagram page
TIFU, well ust about 5 minutes ago I was curious how my old high school sweetheart was doing in life. The thing is, I went through much sorrow and depression getting over her since i graduated in 2013. Just about until 3 months ago I nearly got over ... | 3 | 1 | |
1410756923 | 1410864302 | t3_2gfl5e | t5_2to41 | 2 | secretreddname: TIFU using towels as a cum rag
So I have a lot of extra towels that I accidentally take home from the gym. They are those small hand towels so I just use them as all purpose rags. I figure they'd be perfect for my fap sessions. I use them and throw them in the bin for laundry that's in my room.
Over t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410756957 | 1410817626 | t3_2gfl6y | t5_2to41 | 5 | dropkickderby: TIFU by kayaking under the influence
This weekend, I went out of state to visit my sister and her family to celebrate my nephew 10th birthday. Going with me on this wonderful adventure, my right hand man *ad lip masturbation joke* who we'll call "Steve".
The drive took us about 6 hours, all of which I h... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410759703 | 1410824286 | t3_2gfolk | t5_2to41 | 232 | Loststriaghtboy: TIFU asking my gay friend for butthole advice
So today I decided that I should let my girlfriend go where no person had gone before. I decided to let my girlfriend finger my butthole.
After 15 minutes of feeling like I had to poop, I told my girlfriend this was not working. I was very frustrated. I ha... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1410760282 | 1410762835 | t3_2gfp8o | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU and hurted my girlfriend more than I ever thought it would be possible
I'm 30 years old, I lived with mi girlfriend (no kids) for the past 5 years. We've had our up and downs, but she loves me and I love her more than I ever loved anyone.
This TIFU started a few weeks ago, when I started taking German ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1410761060 | 1410762094 | t3_2gfq3p | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by commenting on my GF's body
So we've been having a bit of a rough patch lately. Nothing major, but sex has been sparse. This evening (morning) we were laying in bed discussing what makes us feel loved. She mentioned us being intimate (touching, kissing etc.) makes her feel connected to me. We started... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410761173 | 1410770339 | t3_2gfq7c | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending nudes to a stranger
I jumped on the opportunity to make easy money by agreeing to send nude photos and videos to a total stranger in exchange for a large sum of money. Its been nine days so far and I've fulfilled all of his weird requests but yesterday, all of a sudden he stopped asking for m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410760100 | 1410762660 | t3_2gfp0a | t5_2to41 | 33 | ohcumonman: TIFU by cumming on my sisters dog
at least it is about to become a huge fuck up. I just came on it probably like 5 minutes ago because the fucking dog came in my room when I was jerking off and I wasn't paying attention and it got all over her face and she instantly ran off to my sisters room and the door f... | 3 | 11 | |
1410760598 | 1410812594 | t3_2gfpm5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | alphafloor: TIFU by not securing a hose on my 55 gal fish tank.
I was just getting my 55 gallon salt water tank ready to go. I had it full of water, salt and sand just perfect. Laying in bed tonight I could hear the worst sound in the world - the sound of dripping of water. I ran out to find the tank half full. The... | 3 | 4 | |
1410763459 | 1410764845 | t3_2gfsod | t5_2to41 | 22 | greevesy: TIFU by becoming a home invader
Cat sitting for sister while she's away. Get back to hers at stupid o'clock after about a litre of gin. Wake up and think I'm going to throw up about 3/4am and go to the toilet to vom. Not the toilet, I wandered out the door and have accidentally entered another neighbours hous... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1410764341 | 1410814132 | t3_2gftkl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking my wife's dog for a speed walk.
Guys I messed up big time. Like biiiiiiiggggg time. My wife has been gone on a trip with our church this weekend so I have been tasked with taking care of her lab.
This happened today and I need to just get it off my chest and also so what you guy ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410765951 | 1410801596 | t3_2gfv4b | t5_2to41 | 267 | broseph_daniel: TIFU by having very particular bathroom rituals.
murph_diver: *when there's lights in your mirror
and somethings coming out your rear
diarrhea*
Lakonthegreat: When you're trying not to spill
And cops get in your grill
Diarrhea
shitass70: When you gotta hit the head
But you get stopped by blue and... | 9 | 29.666667 | |
1410767169 | 1410768670 | t3_2gfw88 | t5_2to41 | 32 | turk1ish: TIFU my entire life by cheating on my ex ...with crazy (part 1)
First and foremost: Sex is actually a very minor part of this story. Don't worry.
It wasn't one FU, this is a series of FUs over about a one-year period. It did not happen today, but today is the day I'm hoping it ends.
This is going to be an e... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1410768550 | 1410775169 | t3_2gfxf0 | t5_2to41 | 164 | throwmeawanus: TIFU by talking after having sex with a milf.
I'm using a throwaway since my friends know my main account and I am not to open with my milf hunting expeditions. This happened 2 days ago.
So a little background information. A couple weeks ago I went out bar hopping solo to pick up some dates. Anyways you... | 9 | 18.222222 | |
1410775909 | 1410796982 | t3_2gg3o1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by winning a bid on an eBay auction...
I rarely bid on anything due to the high amounts of stress that auctions usually cause, but I made an exception for this particular item.
The item started at $599 and quickly rose to about $800, at this point I thought to myself, "Gosh darn it, that's *waaay* out o... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1410783186 | 1410786246 | t3_2gg4y4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | poohspiglet: I didn't make the rules. I am not a mod. I'm just pointing out the fact.
Dallinnnn: guess what? The post is still up.
poohspiglet: Not only this is a lie, it's a repost. Read the other comments.
Dallinnnn: I noticed.. and downvoted because of that, but still. You remind of this kid in school who always... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1410778403 | 1410808185 | t3_2gg62b | t5_2to41 | 23 | Boredzap: TIFU by giving my cousin the wrong flash drive and scaring the hell out of her with my porn.
This happened these last few days, so "this week I fucked up".
I have a lot of flash drives. I get some for free from work (I fix computers) and as bundles with computer components that I order for myself and cust... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1410776705 | 1410793097 | t3_2gg4gq | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend make the guacamole [NSFW]
My boyfriend and I have crazy schedules so whenever we have the same night off, we make a nice dinner and enjoy each other's company. He's a little inept in the kitchen so this particular night I let him chop up the ingredients for the guacamole while I ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1410767181 | 1410804133 | t3_2gfw8m | t5_2to41 | 390 | Goose420420420: TIFU by strolling into my gf's brother's room naked
So this happened last thanksgiving. My girlfriend and i had been dating for about 5 months at this point. I had met her parents before but for thanksgiving i was invited over to meet the rest of the family. I had actually never been at her house before... | 5 | 78 | |
1410779167 | 1410909827 | t3_2gg6sl | t5_2to41 | 12 | scrubthescrotum: TIFU by accidentally writing the word "erotic" instead of "exotic" on an in class English Essay.
To be honest, I see the word erotic so many times I've grown to think that it's the same as exotic. Still very embarrassing when I saw the red mark around the word filled with question marks.
coreygrandy: ... | 4 | 3 | |
1410782486 | 1410794119 | t3_2gga4s | t5_2to41 | 15 | chiefyurt: TIFU by cooking for myself NSFW
A little bit of context before the actual story of the fuck up. I am currently unemployed and have much free time on hand. And everyday at lunch time i cook and then take a nap afterwards.
Today I also followed that routine. I cooked myself chicken with curry rice. I like my ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410783642 | 1410810274 | t3_2ggbgu | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by strategically masturbating
Okay, so I don't masturbate very often, but when I do, I like to make sure I know for certain my roommate won't be around.
Last night, my roommate went upstairs with a girl. I figured he'd ended up spending the night, so that morning, I jacked off as soon as I woke up. Th... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1410784584 | 1410794151 | t3_2ggcjl | t5_2to41 | 659 | leisiko: TIFU by blowing a raspberry on my boyfriend
goldfishgraveyard: Could have happened to anyone. It snot your fault.
QwertyTheKeyboard: No one ever nose when something like this is about to happen.
xROSSTHEHOSSx: Yeah don't let anyone get yah down just forget flem
Vid-Master: Sorry Ross The Hoss, that one was ... | 9 | 73.222222 | |
1410786144 | 1410802415 | t3_2ggen4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | OKELEUK: TIFU by forgetting to feed my cats
Context: I live at my moms house and we have cats, we live on the basr floor aswell.
My mom recently got a accident and was brought to the hospital with a expected time to stay there for+1 month and i decided to live with my dad for the while, we live quite far away so i pa... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1410787245 | 1410811712 | t3_2ggg77 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Edrondol: TIFU by air drumming in my car
So this morning I'm on my way to work and a song I really love - Time by Pink Floyd - came on the radio. As usual, I do the drum part on my steering wheel. So I'm really getting into it and I am just *killing it* when I happen to look over at the car next to me. A couple of youn... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1410787059 | 1410827552 | t3_2ggfw6 | t5_2to41 | 4,034 | OwowowOwows: TIFU By realising my entire life I had been doing something the wrong way.
Reddit, My whole life, I have been fluffing up, and here is why.
You may think the Shampoo before Conditioner rule is simple, no? Well, so do I now, but, until less than a day ago, this was not so clear too me. I'll start at the be... | 13 | 310.307692 | |
1410788701 | 1411012739 | t3_2ggi9k | t5_2to41 | 817 | Hamzabaig: TIFU by poking my teacher with my erection
I was getting up to do my presentation but had an awkward boner (great timing). So yeah, i was walking towards her, tried to slide past her, felt the head jab into her abdomen. I fucked up indeed.
Brians89: *dominance intensifies*
Hamzabaig: *Doesn't break eye conta... | 10 | 81.7 | |
1410789461 | 1410789996 | t3_2ggjdj | t5_2to41 | 10 | higgsboson1997: TIFU by drinking the wrong drink.
I woke up thirsty in the middle of the night. Grabbed a bottle from the table next to the bed and took a swig... Turned out to be vinegar, and tasted like eternal damnation. I couldn't sleep after that, and I'm really groggy now.
BTW, the vinegar had been in a clear ja... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410787995 | 1410974656 | t3_2ggha1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving to another state for someone I loved, then getting dumped a week later.
To be fair, the reason behind the breakup was 100% my fault.
I just moved to a new state where I know nobody, I have a new job that's super demanding, and my home isn't even ready for move in yet. It was all worth it, th... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1410788867 | 1410791469 | t3_2ggihy | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By (almost) hitting a pedestrian
This actully happened twenty minutes ago. Sorry for the formatting as I am typing this on my phone in my organic chem class. Well there I was, slightly late for school. My school must have a hard on thinking about four way stops because my school has about 40 of them.No ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410786005 | 1410866473 | t3_2ggefd | t5_2to41 | 124 | reatrocity: TIFU by touching a rabbi.
TIFU by almost kissing a rabbi on the cheek at a Bar Mitzvah. When he backed away I instead shook his hand. Little did I know they aren't supposed to touch other women but their wives, for fear the other woman is menstruating. Well, I am menstruating. So the rabbi needs to go get s... | 8 | 15.5 | |
1410788872 | 1410804759 | t3_2ggiib | t5_2to41 | 8 | LeeChurch: TIFU by trying to unclog a toilet + more
(ok it wasn't technically today)
I was on rugby tour in Chile. me and the rest of the team had just arrived in Santiago after a 12 hour flight and went out to a steakhouse to eat.
the steak was stupidly expensive, so I had a burger with pulled pork and bbq sauce (9/... | 4 | 2 | |
1410789120 | 1410792656 | t3_2ggiwj | t5_2to41 | 34 | peeenuuus: TIFU by fucking my best friends sister in front of him
You know, the usual saturday night...
The story begins when I'm ending my work shift on Saturday night. I wont tell you where i work so no one can make connections. I get a call 4.45 am from my friend who's been drinking heavily to come over to his dads... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1410790445 | 1410792280 | t3_2ggky0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | rockaroni: TIFU by trying to give reddit gold
This just happened. I admit it's not the most royal of fuck ups, but I still feel like a jerk for this. I'm also hoping wiser redditor a than myself might have suggestions to fix this. I tried to give some awesome redditor a little gold for their heroic story.....and since ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1410790225 | 1410799743 | t3_2ggkmd | t5_2to41 | 2 | tifu_throwaway_man: TIFU by taking DXM before my critical writing Class
[10:08] : I can't tell if my face is melting and if anyone else can notice probably not. Yeah i'm good. right?
Man this class is bullshit this teacher just keeps jumping around from topic to topic. I can hear my pores
Sir_not_sir: Watch out for th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410793450 | 1410837877 | t3_2ggpwe | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking off my jeans during class
This FU happened today in the Signal and Systems (SS) class.
It was a boring day as usual.Every SS class is super boring with nearly everyone in the class sleeping and the professor teaching the few awake students for 2 hours.I usually sit somewhere in the middle and ... | 6 | 2 | |
1410790378 | 1410810375 | t3_2ggku6 | t5_2to41 | 100 | turk1ish: TIFU my entire life by cheating on my ex ...with crazy (part 2)
Part 2:
In case you missed part 1 - It's posted [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2gfw88/tifu_my_entire_life_by_cheating_on_my_ex_with/).
Very long post, but you may enjoy knowing that someone, somewhere, is making worse deicisions ... | 11 | 9.090909 | |
1410794335 | 1410821375 | t3_2ggre9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AcolyteZ: TIFU - Buying a new car for my pizza delivery job
Really simple and stupid on me. I had been looking for a cheap car for about a month and my mom, told me my aunt was selling one for 900 dollars. I didn't even ask what it was, what it looked like, or when I could get it. Five minutes, and 900 dollars later an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410794315 | 1410808526 | t3_2ggrd8 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Shotgun10ga: TIFU By showing my neighbours my dick.
Ok so I am a try hard gamer. I was playing gta5 in my underwear and my mom comes in my room to tell me to move sand bags off the front porch. So I can't find pants and I'm like "fuck it. I'll go in my underwear". So I ran down the step out side in my underwear and I p... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1410731365 | 1410881554 | t3_2geina | t5_2to41 | 5 | noobplus: TIFU by eating spicy food while being sick.
I got some Chinese food, and covered it in the crushed red pepper/chili oil. I had a big mouthful of spicy food when a sneeze came on. I had two choices.
1. Sneeze through my mouth and spew a mouthful of chewed up chinese onto my monitor, computer and speakers.
2.... | 5 | 1 | |
1410797629 | 1410886702 | t3_2ggxml | t5_2to41 | 22 | lotulaii: TIFU By kissing my housemates best friend.
Background: 20 [F]
I've lived in this house for about a month and she and him had been friends forever.
This all happened in a week's time. He and I knew there was something between us from the moment we saw each other. We flirted a bit, made a lot of eye contact an... | 15 | 1.466667 | |
1410793621 | 1410800398 | t3_2ggq6s | t5_2to41 | 4 | Hawtplejt: TIFU By not going home when I noticed a bad omen
I started my day off fine, took a shower, brushed my teeth, left at the same time as usual and somehow ended up at school 30 minutes earlier than I usually do, I have no idea how, but I knew the day would suck then. (I take any differences in my daily routine ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410791692 | 1410818814 | t3_2ggn19 | t5_2to41 | 12 | aguamineral: TIFU by trying the FORD method in a conversation with strangers.
So I work in advertising. I had a meeting with potential new clients and everybody was there when I got to their office except for their boss. So we had to make small talk.
I went for the ford method, family, occupation, recreation, dreams.... | 3 | 4 | |
1410799779 | 1410993829 | t3_2gh1k6 | t5_2to41 | 474 | Wellhellooothere25: TIFU by having The swat team, FBI and state police come armed to my house.
This past weekend my buddies and I were going up to the Pocono’s for a weekend of beer drinking, and fishing. When we arrive we find out that there was a shooting at the state police barracks less than a mile from our hous... | 15 | 31.6 | |
1410800953 | 1410814179 | t3_2gh3ud | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to homemade cremate my wife's dead dog.
Previously I fucked up royally by killing my wife's dog. http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2gftkl/tifu_by_accidentally_taking_my_wifes_dog_for_a/
I was unsure how or if I would tell her. Today my best friend Joe comes by and we talk about it over so... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1410800996 | 1410840076 | t3_2gh3wv | t5_2to41 | 67 | pr0dig3y: TIFU by sending an 84 year old man a picture of my dick
A few years back i had been texting this girl on and off for awhile. She got to the point every weekend she'd send me nudes and beg me for a pic. Well one weekend i was rather intoxicated and thought id finally send her a D pick. After i snapped the marv... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1410801188 | 1410801374 | t3_2gh497 | t5_2to41 | 14 | synergyx: TIFU by fighting for a girl that ultimately had commitment issues
I'm sorry if the story doesn't make to much sense, it is a little late and way too long to explain in mass detail!
I had decided one day to stay after school to watch a couple volleyball games and my friend introduced me to this new girl. She ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410802912 | 1410835763 | t3_2gh7oz | t5_2to41 | 8 | gross_potato: TIFU and left bluetooth on
Visited my parents from college to celebrate my birthday, and my dad really likes my taste in music so he had me play some music at supper over his bluetooth soundbar. Afterwards, I figured I would utilize the wifi that doesn't block certain sites like my dorm's wireless. After ... | 4 | 2 | |
1410801981 | 1410809069 | t3_2gh5s3 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Superman403: TIFU by throwing away my girlfriend's baby album
There are no copies. I feel absolutely horrible. I've been having this feeling of throwing up all evening / morning. I woke up hoping it was a dream, but no such luck.
I'm usually the I.T. guy, and I'm into photography. So of course I offered to digitize he... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1410802542 | 1410904605 | t3_2gh6xh | t5_2to41 | 90 | throwawaythissucks12: TIFU by shopping at Dillard's
Okay so this happened about a year ago. So basically, I was going on a trip to Switzerland with a few friends, and I only really had clothes for where I lived, so I had to get some new clothes fitting for the weather and temperature in Switzerland.
Anyways, after I b... | 5 | 18 | |
1410801946 | 1410967405 | t3_2gh5po | t5_2to41 | 8 | thebreakingmuse: TIFU by not restricting uTorrent from using data network on my Note 3. Used 75 percent of my plan in a few days from seeding.
yup. upgraded to a Note3 from s4, and also switched to Verizon from T-Mobile. Under T-Mobile I had the unlimited data plan, so this wasnt an issue. Woke up to a data usage warni... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410802687 | 1410828507 | t3_2gh79u | t5_2to41 | 816 | Woodland_wanderer: tifu by not hanging up the phone properly.
So unlike a lot of posts , this did happen today. As in three hours ago.
I work in the office area of a small manufacturing company where we regularly page people over an intercom system which is broadcasted throughout the entire company.
Having to do just... | 8 | 102 | |
1410803281 | 1410810187 | t3_2gh8dt | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by adopting a kitten for my mother in an attempt to cheer her up
We had received the news that a close family friend of ours had passed away. He was my mother's best friend, she had been crying for days on end to the point where her eyes were swollen.
I was trying to think of something I could do to ch... | 8 | 13.5 | |
1410801765 | 1410847780 | t3_2gh5dd | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ylzzirg: TIFU By trying to be nice
So theres this girl I went out with for a short period of time she dumped me and then friendzoned me. I was crazy about her and desperately tried to get her to reciprocate the feeling, but she was having none of it. I kept it to myself mostly for the first year or so, but then one nig... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410806034 | 1410838087 | t3_2ghdn6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Not-a-feminazi: TIFU by jokingly telling my father I'm a feminist
So like many posts on here, this actually happened last week and I'm still not 100% over how my dad reacted. It's probably also important to note that I have never had a boyfriend all throughout middle school or high school. Being in high school my frien... | 11 | 1 | |
1410806017 | 1410912658 | t3_2ghdlp | t5_2to41 | 448 | dylson129: TIFU by trying to kill myself.
To preface: If you are feeling suicidal, call someone. Or call 1-800-273-8255. If you're not in the United States, here's a list of suicide helplines throughout the world: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
I'm Dylan. I did an AMA on here, a few months ... | 8 | 56 | |
1410805681 | 1410807491 | t3_2ghcyt | t5_2to41 | 60 | britfaic: TIFU by taking prescription painkillers before class.
This happened to me just 30 mins ago, and I'm still very flustered.
Background: I just had my wisdom teeth pulled, but I couldn't afford to miss class, so I'm going through the pain. I had been prescriped Oxycontin and Ibeprofin-4. I have been given the ... | 5 | 12 | |
1410806905 | 1410811301 | t3_2ghfcw | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheExpected: TIFU By Breaking My Uncle's Computer
Me being a 16 year old, trying to help my uncle with a problem he's been having with his computer lately.
I come over to my uncle's house to check out his computer (which by the way is a very old computer with windows XP), I notice he uses the guest account. He says it... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410807319 | 1410812107 | t3_2ghg80 | t5_2to41 | 4 | slurpiish: TIFU because I ate to much cheese
Over 1.5 hour later im still lying around on the floor not able to move. We made enchiladas and we split 1 kg (2 pounds) of cheese on three people now none of us can move and we all just wish we were dead...
TL;DL never underestimate the cheese
[deleted]: 2 words - explosiv... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410807107 | 1410837946 | t3_2ghfsb | t5_2to41 | 17 | rev3la7ion: TIFU by pulling something out of my dogs butt.
Some back story; I live with my girlfriend and my two dogs. Back story done.
So this past week my g/f was on her period and disposed of such undesirable things in the bathroom trash bin. I leave my dogs out when I go to work because they're generally well beha... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1410805240 | 1410832455 | t3_2ghc49 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Studlymofo69: TIFU by having the craziest weekend of my life.
To start out this story let me give you the backdrop. So my buddies and I go to the other big college town in our state for the instate rivalry football game. This school just happens to be the number one party school in the country. We knew it was going to ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410807396 | 1410811859 | t3_2ghgdn | t5_2to41 | 41 | MistahZig: TIFU at work because of my leftover meal.
The day before we ate spaghetti. The leftovers were put into an empty margarine bowl. Next morning, I put the bowl into my lunch bag and go to work like usual. Come lunch time, I put that baby into the office's microwave for 4 minutes and I go take a piss. When I com... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1410809846 | 1410825467 | t3_2ghlar | t5_2to41 | 11 | gottosuck: TIFU by being too nice
This happened Saturday... I was walking down the sidewalk. And there was this bald guy standing on the corner. He stopped me and started talking to me. I humored him a little bit and then told him I had to leave. As I was walking away he said "I'm Portuguese, what are you?" and I s... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410808971 | 1410832446 | t3_2ghjib | t5_2to41 | 5 | chopsuey84: TIFU by telling my uncle about google camera
So we were at a birthday dinner for my grandma and I was telling him about photo sphere. After we took the picture I went into the gallery to look for the picture and in one of the thumbnails I saw I guy with his foot long erect dick in his hand. I quickly exited... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410810242 | 1410844798 | t3_2ghm1w | t5_2to41 | 29 | reneefk: TIFU by letting my husband wash our kids hair, in urine
I was debating whether or not to post this, but I haven't seen anything like it. Like most TIFU's this wasn't today, it was 6 or 7 years ago. I swear this is 1000% true:
When I wash our son's hair, I rinse it under the shower or under the running tub ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1410810855 | 1410888860 | t3_2ghn9z | t5_2to41 | 27 | salad_dressing_dude: TIFU by not looking at who I was texting
This was a couple years ago but is still my biggest dodging of a bullet in my life. A little backstory..
I was moving across country and decided to drive it, and decide to leave a day early to stop in my old city for one last night with my high school/colle... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1410810547 | 1410886164 | t3_2ghmnn | t5_2to41 | 2,911 | Sazura: TIFU by accidentally calling an African orphan "Starvin' Marvin."
I really fucked up, reddit - and this one might just get me sent straight to hell.
A little over a year ago now, I spent a couple months working as a volunteer in an orphanage in Northern Tanzania - and I had an amazing time doing it. The kids ... | 7 | 415.857143 | |
1410811783 | 1410855798 | t3_2ghp4f | t5_2to41 | 288 | ComaderPoop: TIFU by headbutting and then slamming the door in a girls face
TIFU
little bit of context i am a 16 year old male who is very unsuccessful with girls, i have never even kissed a girl. Everytime in my life anything has ever been about to happen i fuck up, today was no different.
My parents have a strict n... | 4 | 72 | |
1410811232 | 1410921228 | t3_2gho02 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by responding to a Craigslist personal with my company email account
I was being naughty and browsing Craigslist personals and sent a response using Craigslist's email link.
It was short and to the point, but I unfortunately attached a NSFW photo of myself in the body of the email.
After sending, I lo... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410812479 | 1410827479 | t3_2ghqge | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a pervert
Today, I had a test in my history class. The day before I was studying super hard. When I got done studying for about two hours, I was for sure ready for my test. The next day comes up and I walk into my History class ready to ace the test. Near the end of the test, out of the corner ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410813098 | 1410972322 | t3_2ghrn7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | bighert23: TIFU by being unintentionally racist.
On the weekends I work at a convenience store in my rural town. Well last weekend I was working the register out front dealing with customers. And I had a group of people come in and one asked me if the tall-boy Budweiser cans were warm.
And I ignorantly say, "No way J... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1410811926 | 1410824285 | t3_2ghpeo | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by rubbing my dogs belly when I came home from school
So, as I got in from school my small dog was excited to see me. As anyone would, I start petting him. He rolls over, wanting his belly rubbed. As he does this I proceed to give him his belly rubs as needed. About ten seconds into the belly rubs a str... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1410813331 | 1410891273 | t3_2ghs31 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Yellow_Math_Man: TIFU by punching toilet paper
So whenever I watch TV, I see a lot of commercials about charming ultra soft toilet paper being like clouds. I went to costco yesterday, and in the back corner, there is a massive stack of 14 pack charmin.
It being a bit late at night, I snuck a quick look around and ther... | 3 | 1 | |
1410813925 | 1410826875 | t3_2ght92 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking for love on Craigslist
My first submission ever! Anyways...
So, I've always heard of the Craigslist personals. For those who don't know what it is, it's a section where you post an ad about yourself and what you're looking for and people reply via email (or phone number should you choose to... | 5 | 1 | |
1410813523 | 1410900514 | t3_2ghsgq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU the iPhone I bought off eBay on Sunday was legit burgled today
I bought an iPhone 5s on Sunday, and received this message today:
>Hello,
>Thanks for your message. I was actually going to message you this evening anyway as I have some bad news regarding the phone. Unfortunately, I came home to t... | 3 | 3 | |
1410814030 | 1410814818 | t3_2ghtgi | t5_2to41 | 5 | cam110: Tifu with a cat that loves water
So I was at my uncles place, like every normal weekday, studying for my up and coming tests. I was petting the incredibly friendly cat that loves to sit on my notes. After I shoo him off so I could continue I stand up to get some more water. Have you ever had the feeling of only... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410814209 | 1410818585 | t3_2ghtt9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Maeghun: TIFU by peeing in the dressing room of a mall
I generally don't have a bladder problem. I'm 28 [F]. That day I had a hectic work day and had to catch up with friends after work. So I rushed out of work and as usual didn't use the wash room there.
We are meeting up with friends when girls decide to go shopping... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1410814958 | 1410815808 | t3_2ghv8e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU...by talking to my RA
Tifu: I have been fucking up for a while and today learned why. Note this takes place in the USA.
Well story beings a few weeks ago as collage just began. It was a nice Thursday night and I no classes the next day. You know what that means **Turn up** so we go clubbing and drinks... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410810767 | 1410965866 | t3_2ghn34 | t5_2to41 | 13 | yawgmothvape: TIFU By putting the battery in my car the wrong way.
So I got off of a 12 hour shift at work my car has been having troubles because the battery I had in it was old and worn. So i go to autozone and get a new one I was rushing to the fact I needed to be someone early. Take about 3 minutes to change a car ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1410815905 | 1410819856 | t3_2ghx1n | t5_2to41 | 10 | Futuramafryday: TIFU By letting my cousin visit me at school
TL:DR Let my cousin stay with me at college for a weekend and he dropped acid at a party while I was at work.
So right now I'm in college and I usually spend the weekends back at home and the week in a dorm. I decided that since there were a few parties this... | 5 | 2 | |
1410816593 | 1410817596 | t3_2ghyer | t5_2to41 | 15 | RICHARD_CRAN1UM: TIFU by nut tapping myself
I was doing laundry, dropped a sock and tried to catch it mid-air against my body. I completely missed the sock and ended up hitting my self in the nuts so hard I dropped to my knees.
DETRITUS_TROLL: I hate when that shit happeens.
Teotwawki69: Hap-peens?
DETRITUS_TROLL: I w... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1410817427 | 1410826244 | t3_2gi00q | t5_2to41 | 8 | TwentyfootAngels: TIFU by insulting a classmate during an epileptic episode.
An old one, from before I learned of reddit.
Anyways, in high school, the girl who sat next to me in computer class suffered from epilepsy. I had no idea, since she only told her teachers and close friends. I'll explain that later. Regardless... | 4 | 2 | |
1410817890 | 1410873908 | t3_2gi0wb | t5_2to41 | 89 | hamisdelicious: TIFU By telling a Ray Rice Joke in my Women's Studies class.
Well, I fucked up big time today guys. First off this weekend I got drunk and decided to ride my bike home like an idiot, but on the way I flew off and hit the pavement resulting in a wicked shiner. So today I head to my class and immediately ... | 7 | 12.714286 |
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