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1410818507 | 1410903433 | t3_2gi20c | t5_2to41 | 41 | Poem_on_a_Stick: TIFU by making a joke during sex for the first time.
My girlfriend and I recently decided that we were comfortable with engaging in intercourse for the first time. As we were getting to it, I prepared myself for penetration, however, disaster struck. No matter how hard I tried, [my pee-pee would not fi... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1410817170 | 1410897992 | t3_2ghzj8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | krepasojo: TIFU by getting into an argument with my roommate about the Eagles.
Today I was eating lunch in my apartment watching SportsCenter while my roommate was doing his dishes. The TV and the sink are in close proximity of one another. As I watched a short bit about the Eagles football team I stated out loud "I re... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410810453 | 1410840183 | t3_2ghmgf | t5_2to41 | 17 | Steph_WaHoo: TIFU by getting bored in class
Like many posts here, this did not happen today, but about 8 years ago, when I was in high school.
This particular day, my health class was relocated to the computer lab to work on a project. We were making diet/exercise logs to track our progress for the rest of the sem... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410820156 | 1410840667 | t3_2gi4x9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing alcohol and benzos
This latest fuckup happened this past Friday. A friend we'll call him Jack is moving to another province so we got together at a mutual friends house we'll call him Mark to pre drink and go to a local pool hall / bar. I've been taking benzos for years and I've drank on them ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1410819777 | 1410915804 | t3_2gi48w | t5_2to41 | 4 | Timshel213: TIFU by addressing my interviewer by the wrong name.
Had an interview today. Overall it went pretty well until the end when we shook hands and I called him by the wrong name. I didn't even realize my fuck up until I got back and looked at his business card and realized it was the wrong name.
wsgeorge_: No... | 4 | 1 | |
1410820800 | 1410851570 | t3_2gi5z1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | large_falcon: Tifu By not researching the source of the article I did a presentation on in class
So a little background info. I'm in a U.S. government and politics class in my high school. Every semester you and a couple of other students have to give a presentation on a "current event" that is happening in the world. ... | 4 | 4 | |
1410820763 | 1410824111 | t3_2gi5ww | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tylerheretostay: TIFU by not asking the girl I liked out.
It all started in the 6th grade,there was this girl I liked.
Let's say her name is...Karie (Don't wanna use her actual name).
I really liked Karie.We met in the *6th grade but you read that already*.It was art class,6th bell
(Ironic huh,P.S. This is also where ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1410823153 | 1410927177 | t3_2gi9z8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | minigrut: TIFU by eating chruches chicken and getting drunk
Well like most tifu stories this didn't happen today. And let me apologize now because this is my foray into posting on reddit and it's pretty long. This story is the reason i don't eat at chruches chicken anymore. So lets get this started. This happened about... | 4 | 4 | |
1410823654 | 1410897998 | t3_2giauh | t5_2to41 | 17 | Hello_McSwiggans: TIFU by hitting on a hipster chick
Reddit, TIFU by hitting on a hipster chick.
I melt at the sight of those skinny jeans and thick-rimmed glasses. The free spirit, the music-saaviness. Hipster chicks are my kryptonite.
For the past couple years I've lived in downtown Manhattan, but after some time ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1410824556 | 1410825860 | t3_2gicfm | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fenix24: TIFU by deleting all of the photos of my first family holiday abroad with my 7 month old son
I got back from holiday today having had no internet for 2 weeks and after a lot of time in baggage claim, driving home and getting stuck in traffic, getting the baby bathed and put to bed then sitting down to catch up... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410826323 | 1410909111 | t3_2gifg4 | t5_2to41 | 637 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking it near a fan. [NSFW]
So it's hot today, and it was really boring and I was really horny today, so I decided to just jack off right in front of my computer. Nobody was home so I had a pretty good time, until I finished and the steady stream of jizz flew over to the fan, and hits me in the eye... | 9 | 70.777778 | |
1410817453 | 1410841163 | t3_2gi02f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing to a work client over the phone
This just happened about ten minutes ago.
Last week my manager told me to quit using both my ear buds to listen to music because I couldn't hear shit (and also I'm sure because I just can't fucking sing). I should have heeded that warning. Today, nearing end of... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410826623 | 1410828283 | t3_2gifx3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Swarles_Stinson: TIFU by emailing somebody i haven't spoken to since high school
Currently a senior in college and i accidentally sent somebody that i haven't spoken to or seen since high school, study notes for a class. I was trying to send them to a different friend in my class and they both have the same first name,... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410826809 | 1410837474 | t3_2gig9u | t5_2to41 | 67 | bleeding_asshole: TIFU by showing a picture of my ass blood and pubes to the family [pics NSFW]
Actually happened today so hooray for acronym accuracy.
So, I'm back home with the family for summer break. I live on the other side of the country for school so communication between me and my parents has been sparse outsi... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1410828259 | 1411096144 | t3_2giisc | t5_2to41 | 16 | chrysal: TIFU by talking to the love of my life after eight weeks of Basic Training.
I've known this girl for about 5 years now. I'm 18, and I just came back from Air Force (*Chair* Force) Basic Training. Like the title says, I was there for 8 weeks.
So. I get back. I missed her so much. She was an odd girl, but that... | 4 | 4 | |
1410828342 | 1410829233 | t3_2giiwn | t5_2to41 | 36 | tbagtrett: TIFU by masturbating with shampoo and accusing my girlfriend of having an STD.
to be completely honest, this happened years ago, when I was a sophomore in high school. I thought this story would still be best shared on this subreddit. on to the story...
I had recently started dating this girl who was a seni... | 4 | 9 | |
1410829689 | 1410831472 | t3_2gil8c | t5_2to41 | 8 | chowclee: TIFU by drinking my own piss
So when I sleep, I usually keep an empty plastic one gallon jug next to me, so when I wake up in the middle of the night I can pee in it instead of having to walk to the bathroom (I have a small bladder).
When I wake up in the morning, I just clean it out by flushing it down the ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410830352 | 1410842614 | t3_2gima7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | candied_yams: TIFU by wearing a dress
This happened about an hour ago.
So I decided to wear a dress to work tonight because it's still relatively warm out. I was hungry, so I decided I would stop at a soup and salad restaurant for some take out. Now, as I'm pulling up into the parking spot, there are two motorcycles p... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1410830804 | 1410914908 | t3_2gin2e | t5_2to41 | 92 | MickIsCreative: TIFU by giving my GF money
I have been dating this girl for about 6 months we have only just started to have sex in the past 4 weeks. She has her own place and we both work bad shifts so she suggested a couple weeks ago that I stay at her place Monday and Tuesday nights because I have work these days an... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1410831164 | 1410836081 | t3_2ginpb | t5_2to41 | 498 | ThatGuyGetsIt: TIFU by driving a UHaul without closing the goddamned rear door. [Bonus video!]
This happened on Saturday (contrary to the date stamp on the dash cam video - I never bothered adjusting the date). I was helping a friend move and he had rented a 10' Uhaul truck and listed me as an additional driver. He ge... | 6 | 83 | |
1410829805 | 1410907217 | t3_2gilff | t5_2to41 | 53 | Mcoov: TIFU a landing.
I am a flight student. Today, I messed up a landing so bad that I ended up off of the side of the runway, in the dirt. There was no damage to the airplane, its occupants, and surprisingly enough, to the airport infrastructure (I managed to thread around a taxi light), but it left me shaken, and m... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1410831587 | 1410833265 | t3_2gioh6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Wichita-: TIFU by spoiling a middle school girl's surprise birthday party.
When I went into work today (I work at a pizza/sports bar), I was told that there was to be a large party of people in the party room by 6pm. So by 5pm, many of the guests begin to show up. After about 15 people, I just started asking, "Here for... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1410832463 | 1410969106 | t3_2gipwr | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by surprise visiting my new girl at her place of employment.
My new girlfriend worked at a fish restaurant outside of Takoma Park, in Maryland. The place was like a prison...customers walked up to a sliding bullet-proof glass window and ordered their food, which was prepared and brought to the same wind... | 7 | 10 | |
1410832222 | 1410835246 | t3_2gipio | t5_2to41 | 5 | Desiredflunky60: TIFU by telling my friends that my girlfriend wasn't my girlfriend..
So today I was at school nothing special hanging out with my friends in the front, when my girlfriend walks up and is talking to me and I just keep nodding my head and looking down at my phone while all my friends are just waiting for... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410835295 | 1410835938 | t3_2giuj5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting a girl at Starbucks, assuming it was a date, and ending up giving her advice on how to deal with her "insensitive" boyfriend.
I used to go to school with this girl. We knew each other, but weren't really close. I've known her for years, though. Facebook told me it was her birthday today, and ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410836093 | 1410909770 | t3_2givs2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | inevitabled34th: TIFU by turning away the greatest, most amazing girl I've ever met in my entire life
Heads up: this going to be a long one.
So I got back into online dating a few weeks ago, using Tinder and OKCupid. I know Tinder is the straight people's Grinder, but I don't fuck everyone I meet, so I like to think o... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1410836745 | 1410841013 | t3_2giwst | t5_2to41 | 6 | applesandatoms: TIFU by not arguing with psychiatrists.
“I don’t think I’m mentally ill.”
The sentence churns out of my mouth like warm honey, and feels almost as disgusting. I’ve been holding it in for a while in this last stint, but today I let my therapist take it in slowly. He is one in a line of about ten to fift... | 6 | 1 | |
1410837434 | 1410855027 | t3_2gixvt | t5_2to41 | 1 | damonsoon: Tifu by assuming my freinds mom was chill
Background info: I'm good friends with this family and his mom treats me nicely and likes me (I think).
I was going to my friends house after school today, and he called his mom to let her know, but she didn't answer so he told his dad, who was cool with it. We had ... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1410837690 | 1410844544 | t3_2giyc5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU being seduced by low prices.
I stupidly bought an adobe software package for cheap (75% off retail value) on a seemingly legit online hardware/software business.
It wasn't legit.
$900 charge on my credit card I can't revoke.
I'm now one of those fuck-ups I thought I'd never be.
SuperFreakonomics: I... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1410836951 | 1410838834 | t3_2gix3x | t5_2to41 | 6 | brasize32G: TIFU by not being careful.
My phone is at 15% battery and I went to plug it in and I guess I was in a rush this morning cause my charger looks like this now.
http://imgur.com/gecArFg
Oh, and to top it all off it's 10 at night and I have to be at work at 7 am. Looks like defenseless female me is going to ... | 6 | 1 | |
1410838317 | 1410942734 | t3_2gizhl | t5_2to41 | 25 | Dzioch: TIFU by being to damn horny...
This happened a year ago and, whilst it was potentially the worst incident in my life, it's pretty funny. Me and my girlfriend of 3 years were waiting for her mom to come and visit. Now a bit of back story. My girlfriend and I have known each other since we were born, quite lit... | 5 | 5 | |
1410839075 | 1410967061 | t3_2gj0ok | t5_2to41 | 15 | brandonsousa0508: TIFU by going through my girlfriends phone.
Pretext: I'm 27, she's 19. Had been together for 9 months, and living together for the past 7 (no real issues between us other than this).
She's been acting not herself from the beginning of August, just small things. Pushing me away when I'd try to hold h... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1410837047 | 1410841611 | t3_2gix9b | t5_2to41 | 8 | MrWeebl: Why is the T in TIFU so important to everyone in this sub?
I know the T stands for today so the fuck up should probably have happened today, but what's the big deal if it happened yesterday or years ago? The only problem I see with a fuck up not happening today would be that the post would not be as well writt... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410840240 | 1410935063 | t3_2gj2fx | t5_2to41 | 1,670 | [deleted]: TIFU I got a vibrator stuck up my butt [NSFW]
So my lady and I were discussing some sexual things we'd like to try iin the future, and we mentioned getting a strap on and trying anal (we're both female). We both enjoyed it by ourselves, and we were looking to share it with each other.
So I s masturbating wi... | 12 | 139.166667 | |
1410840275 | 1410845044 | t3_2gj2hh | t5_2to41 | 1 | determinedforce: TIFU by jacking it with the TV on. [NSFW]
I always have the TV on. When I get in the "mood", I turn it up so not to be heard squeezing one out. This particular day, I get in the mood so I go to one of my favorite porn sites, find a porn, get it started, and fast forward to the "good" part. Just as I ge... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1410840330 | 1410875203 | t3_2gj2ke | t5_2to41 | 66 | akas3006: TIFU by wanting to learn Japanese.
I only realized it today, but apparently it's been going on for two or three weeks already. I've been using a program as a refresher course in Japanese. One of the cool things (and the main reason I chose it) is that there is an add-on to the program which allows websites to... | 3 | 22 | |
1410841176 | 1410842020 | t3_2gj3s0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | howverycleverofyou: TIFU making my husband falafel.
So. Falafel is a favorite of mine, as a vegetarian, when I'm feeling a little like deviating from my normally strict no-fried-food regimen. My husband also enjoys it, so it's win-win.
Except for tonight.
I made the falafel, no issues. But while I was making his wrap... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1410841141 | 1410848204 | t3_2gj3q9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my sister a minecraft account.
Hello all.
My sister, watched me play minecraft for a long time, and wanted to get her own username account. I found a friend that gave me one for free.
She has been playing for a long time, and had a skype to talk with her friends and stuff.
Well, lo and b... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1410842477 | 1410870695 | t3_2gj5j1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | evaneggnog: TIFU by calling the mentally challenged "retarded"
So this happened about three years ago when I was a senior in high school. I would like to preface this story by saying that I'm an asshole, but I'm not a shitty person (well I'd like to think) and I would never knowingly do what the title of this post sugg... | 3 | 1 | |
1410842896 | 1410969604 | t3_2gj63z | t5_2to41 | 61 | gahdamn13: TIFU by showing up high to take my citizenship certificate picture.
I recently got my citizenship but a few months ago I went to get my picture taken to send to apply for my citizenship. However, beforehand I had finished smoking with a friend when my parents had called me to tell me we were doing this.
I s... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1410843040 | 1410907553 | t3_2gj6cb | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a guys boxers.
Sooo...yes. Last night I had an unplanned sleepover with a guy I've been seening. Cut to 4am and I wake up having to pee badly and decide it's easier to just put on his shirt than my dress to cover myself for the trip to the bathroom. He has house mates, and as I run to the ... | 6 | 12 | |
1410843788 | 1410879489 | t3_2gj7bi | t5_2to41 | 14 | AutumnxRaine: TIFU by playing with a wax penis
Earlier today, I molded a 6 sided die out of the wax from BabyBel cheese. Since then, my roommate and I have been playing with the wax. I took the wax and made a bad attempt to mold a penis. He laughs, squishes it, then proceeds to make a better wax penis.
While he's mold... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1410843944 | 1410892185 | t3_2gj7ic | t5_2to41 | 53 | therealcraig16: TIFU by misinterpreting a text
So I asked this girl to hang out but unfortunately she had made plans prior to me asking. We kept talking a bit more and eventually she found out that her plans were cancelled. We live very close by and its really easy for us to meet up. At this time it was already about 1... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1410844164 | 1410848916 | t3_2gj7t1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | virginacc2: TIFU By being an inexperienced 24 y/o virgin [NSFW]
This actually happened [4 months ago](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/23tknp/virgin_here_is_this_smell_normal_for_a_woman/). And until now, I wasn't certain if all vaginas were like that or what.
But anyway, so I met this girl on Tinder, we sta... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1410844124 | 1410845405 | t3_2gj7r3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | strmnorm: TIFU while being so sick im shaking.
While taking a very fluid number two, I had the urge to throw up. This warning gave me a 3.75 second chance to finish my buisness and assume the position.
I failed, not only did I shit myself on my own rug, but I also threw up so close to the water that it spashed back 1... | 4 | 3 | |
1410843393 | 1410852007 | t3_2gj6tg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling a friend to avoid the Emergency Room.
He received a spider bite Wednesday. It was growing more red and bruising through the weekend, and he asked my opinion when he saw me and we both agreed he could ignore it (until he could arrange for a certain appointment with a professional friend ne... | 3 | 1 | |
1410844900 | 1410895579 | t3_2gj8qt | t5_2to41 | 30 | SteveRogers95: TIFU by doing salvia while listening to snoopdog
So it started off as a normal day when my friend texts me that his GF is busy and we can have a bro day. Immediately i suggest we can finally try salvia. On his way back from work he picks up the goods and we are ready to have a good time. We take a few hi... | 3 | 10 | |
1410845559 | 1410882492 | t3_2gj9jh | t5_2to41 | 28 | RuinedTrousersOnDate: TIFU by defecating in my trousers on a first date due to nervousness.
rxcowboy: I envy your life if shitting your pants is the most horrible dating experience you've ever had
RuinedTrousersOnDate: Excuse me? What could possibly be worse?
rxcowboy: STDs, slashed tires, attempts to break up that in... | 10 | 2.8 | |
1410841500 | 1410850271 | t3_2gj48b | t5_2to41 | 15 | Stephaniegbc: TIFU by cleansing a cops palate
Im fairly new to working at the Publix deli. Basically I slice meat and cheese, and make subs all day. Today, a regular came in who so happens to be a cop.
She asked for a pound of corned beef to make Rueben's, and then asked for my suggestion on a cheese. She sampled jus... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1410847075 | 1410848938 | t3_2gjb8z | t5_2to41 | 2 | Posing_Hipster_011: TIFU by spitting on a flute player
I'm in a marching band. We were practicing music and a flute in front of me was sitting and practicing. I spit when I'm bored in an effort to increase my range because I'm a jerk. My range is usually 2-3 feet. For some reason in this instance it was 4-6. I spit on ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410846966 | 1410974355 | t3_2gjb4q | t5_2to41 | 24 | twxx: TIFU by conditioning myself to get a boner when taking a dump
So I'm obviously using my throwaway for this.
I live in a house where privacy has never really been a thing. There could be no locked doors, closed doors never got knocked on before being opened and the only PC was in a rather public place of the hous... | 3 | 8 | |
1410853268 | 1410872002 | t3_2gjhi2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by FU oral sex.
Just this past week. I had a date set up. We meet for drinks at a bar and she is quite cute. All was going well: the conversation was easy, many laughs were had. We briefly kiss at the end.
She texts me after the date saying she had a great time and we should do it again. I agreed: I al... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410853750 | 1410869059 | t3_2gjhyg | t5_2to41 | 4 | Lazymazytazy: TIFU by letting down my dad.
So to start things off, my dad is my idol, he's strong, funny, generous, successful, happy, grateful, smart, and can make the best decisions in the worst of times. I know my dad isn't perfect, he has done some things, we all have and he realizes I won't he perfect either, and ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1410856165 | 1411069326 | t3_2gjk2r | t5_2to41 | 3,516 | TIFUTinder: TIFU by dating two chicks I met on tinder
Firstly I have never been in a relationship so a mate told me to start using tinder. I'm not a model, I'm just an average college guy looking for some girls to hang with so when I got matched with a few really pretty girls I was very happy.
So this all started arou... | 22 | 159.818182 | |
1410855331 | 1410884668 | t3_2gjjdg | t5_2to41 | 148 | [deleted]: TIFU by assembling an airsoft gun in a parking lot
A few years ago I was visiting family during the holidays and went with my cousin (I'll call him Lance) to buy him an airsoft handgun. I bought it just fine but instead of going home first Lance wanted to put it together in the Walmart parking lot. We were b... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1410862285 | 1410886624 | t3_2gjph2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | alyxthealyx: TIFU by pointing out a boy's deformity
So yesterday, I went with my friend to the local urgent care. She had some stuff going on and asked me to take her and wait with her. Sure, no problem! So as we're sitting there, this boy sitting across from us is probably 6 or 7 and just being a silly kid. I happened... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1410864698 | 1410882469 | t3_2gjrou | t5_2to41 | 17 | OptimismIsFoolish: TIFU: I tried to bend a bad part straight, and ended up sledging my assembly stool in half.
Broke the assembly stool at work today. I had a derailleur guard clamped to it, and since it was bent, decided to bend it straight. I wailed on it for 3 whacks, and it seemed to be going good, so I hefted the ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410870686 | 1410871388 | t3_2gjy93 | t5_2to41 | 8 | seshhtito: TIFU: When I dropped the host in church.
I fucked up pretty hard reddit. It was Christmas Day and my family and I went to church for I'd say the first time in like a year or so. Anyway, the church was packed because it was Christmas. When it came time to receive the host I was contemplating on the priest put... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410872056 | 1410925619 | t3_2gjzz9 | t5_2to41 | 179 | davidwells65: TIFU by getting a boner during PE
My PE teacher is an unofficial paedofile. I am hardly joking; rumour has it that he once made a kid swim naked because he had forgotten his trunks. Probably bullshit, but I go to an all boys school and that shit spreads (no pun intended). Anyway...
My arsehole friend Cha... | 7 | 25.571429 | |
1410872710 | 1410894324 | t3_2gk0x1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheStoicHedonist: TIFU by dropping my ID badge
So, I work 12 hour shifts and the worst part is the last hour, I have extensive patient interaction then. Knowing this I planned on visiting the restroom first.
I sit down, do my business and stand up. I turn around to flush and suddenly hear a *clink*... I look down to se... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410872342 | 1410935879 | t3_2gk0d7 | t5_2to41 | 156 | CrokeBollegeKid: TIFU by losing my teacher in a dark room...
This actually happened a while ago but here we go. Back when I was in 6th grade, we had a substitute teacher for science class. Awesome. That meant no work, no homework, and we were just gonna watch TV for the entire hour of class. I wanted to be comforta... | 3 | 52 | |
1410875482 | 1410891174 | t3_2gk530 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tauriel33: TIFU by trying to make friends
Unlike many posts on this sub, this actually happened today, around 3 hours ago.
I began university yesterday and had my second welcome lecture today. Afterwards we had a tour of the campus and I decided this was my chance to try and make my first friend. I began chatting to a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1410877361 | 1410881137 | t3_2gk7zt | t5_2to41 | 16 | theta2127: TIFU by scaring a schizophrenic.
Here's a fuck up from 2013 around Halloween. The summer semester prior to Halloween, I met this student who was a sophomore at my college, we'll call him David. In our conversations, he shared that he was suffering from paranoid schizophrenia and that he had a difficult time ... | 4 | 4 | |
1410879508 | 1410886455 | t3_2gkbn0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Rokhard82: TIFU by showing my father in law what his daughter and I do in bed.
So I went to my father in law's house to setup his wireless Internet for him. He doesn't have a laptop or device with Web browsing capabilities to setup the router. So I had to use my phone. Backtrack to last night where I sent my wife some ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1410881239 | 1410886261 | t3_2gkesa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend
Wolfie141: Dude you sound like an asshole.
But to lighten the mood, Ray Rice is that you?
tifuanon: What about me sounds like an asshole?
Do I talk like this? pfft pfft pfft. pfft pfft pffffffffffffft???
Wolfie141: The ignoring part where you absolutely refused to talk to ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1410880414 | 1410897573 | t3_2gkdc0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | danithegirI: TIFU by dating my professor. What was I thinking?!
So, last year I dated my college instructor. He was only a few years older than me so that part wasn't out of the ordinary, and I'm an honors student who received absolutely no special treatment as a result from our little romance. It sort of just happen... | 5 | 4 | |
1410881572 | 1410882483 | t3_2gkfeb | t5_2to41 | 6 | FlavoringTheEggs: TIFU by confiding to a co-worker that I sometimes masturbate into my scrambled eggs when I am cooking them.
thats_mah_saster: www.cookingwithcum.com
FlavoringTheEggs: Ah, great!! Thanks!!!
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1410879829 | 1410893328 | t3_2gkc7v | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and not being a military veteran, apparently.
This happened last Friday, but I was at work and made what I thought was going to be a normal phone call to a "debt solution" company who had taken a payment of over $300 that I never approved of and wouldn't have app... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1410881895 | 1410926000 | t3_2gkfz7 | t5_2to41 | 50 | WellThisIsAwko: TIFU by trying anal
As many before me, this TIFU happened about three weeks ago.
So one night a few of my friends went out, bar hopping like normal college kids do, and trying to pick up women left and right. Somehow or another I got dragged into a bet that if my friend could down 5 shots of 151 then h... | 10 | 5 | |
1410882118 | 1410883352 | t3_2gkgdb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being way to tired to eat breakfast.
I left the house this morning at 5am to go to work. I was exhausted. I stop by a donut shop to grab a breakfast sandwich and a coke, the same thing I do nearly every morning.
I take a drink of the coke and think that something doesn't taste right. In my sleepy s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410882990 | 1410898856 | t3_2gkhy0 | t5_2to41 | 258 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to be a decent human and helping a single mother of 3
So I used to have a best friend. She was 19 with 3 kids and none of the fathers were in the picture. She only worked part time and money for her was extremely tight. One day she asked if I could help pay her electric bill because its past d... | 5 | 51.6 | |
1410883035 | 1410887935 | t3_2gki22 | t5_2to41 | 13 | catfishingsuicide: TIFU by catfishing a suicidally depressed girl
I didn't mean for it to go down like this. I just made a fake profile on a site and started a bunch of conversations. I had no intention of ever seeing any of these people, but one in particular became very attached to me.
She basically put my fake pers... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1410882117 | 1411000700 | t3_2gkgd7 | t5_2to41 | 399 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to have sex in a pool.
This didn't happen today, it happened several years ago, but it is quite the series of unfortunate events.
It was fall and the girl I was dating at the time had worked at a gym with an outdoor pool during the summer, and she revealed to me that she had been wanting... | 10 | 39.9 | |
1410880709 | 1410888805 | t3_2gkdtu | t5_2to41 | 4 | Lord_123: TIFU I called a mentally disabled kid a 'cheat'
It was sports day, like, two years ago, and the egge and spoon race is about to start. I'm shouting for my teammate when I realise a girl is holding her egg, so I tell my friends and suddenly everyone is chanting 'CHEAT, CHEAT, CHEAT!' But suddenly an assistant ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410880409 | 1410885224 | t3_2gkdbm | t5_2to41 | 3 | platysaur: TIFU By driving through a puddle
So I guess the weather started to be a bitch and rain like a hurricane, literally. I live in hurricane country, and it flooded more in this rainstorm than it did the last hurricane we had.
Well, I so happened to be going home from college after classes on Friday and almost ... | 3 | 1 | |
1410884552 | 1410924947 | t3_2gkkvh | t5_2to41 | 94 | Stactidder: TIFU by not knowing my girlfriend was adopted.
I had met my girlfriend through her brother, whom I worked with, and had been to her parents house on a couple of occasions and was familiar with them. I knew that her brother had been from a previous relationship, the man he called his father was actually his ... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1410885049 | 1410902737 | t3_2gklux | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a move on the woman I loved
BigBobsBootyBarn: *You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.*
No but in all seriousness OP, I know those feels. Just realize that you're still great friends and that this is for the best. Why get into a relationship with her and lose her forever when you find out she... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1410883867 | 1410912019 | t3_2gkjjj | t5_2to41 | 838 | bust-a-move: TIFU by not making sure my bus was empty
This happened last night. I'm 22 just graduated college but I still work at a University driving buses around campus and it was very late at night. Not that many students ride the later it gets and you have some time to pull over the bus and do whatever. I thought I... | 7 | 119.714286 | |
1410883690 | 1410924725 | t3_2gkj85 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleep talking to my grandparents.
So I sleep a lot, I sleep talk a lot, and I'm pretty used to lucid dreaming and drifting in & out.
My grandparents were coming to visit and I knew this, but they turned up grandparentishly early, and I was asleep.
I sleep naked (I know you see where this is g... | 5 | 17 | |
1410885324 | 1410903075 | t3_2gkmen | t5_2to41 | 4 | shitty_demon: TIFU by letting pms choose my snacks
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Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by letting pms choose my snacks* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please fee... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410886776 | 1410899167 | t3_2gkp5y | t5_2to41 | 4 | the_awkward_fyaak: TIFU by portraying myself as a pedophile
So, obviously this happened few years ago.
Small back story: I have a good bond with my distant elder cousin lets call her (R), I respect the way she lives her life and how she has managed her family, she takes advice from me about her kid's education and stu... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410883525 | 1410899171 | t3_2gkixt | t5_2to41 | 32 | sexylittleatoms: TIFU by having an orgasm at the doctor's office....
Where to begin....I'm not sure whether to be proud of this or just mortified beyond belief....
Yesterday I had an appointment to have my nexplanon birth control implant replaced (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nexplanon, for those unfamiliar). It is su... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1410887861 | 1410983632 | t3_2gkrd6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Sgt_Bilbo: TIFU by listening to my doctor
Technically this was yesterday, but the effects hit me today. I had a follow up appointment with my doctor to get a med refill and he suggested I get a flu shot while I was there. Since I have two young kids at home, I certainly don't want them sick, so I agreed. So the nur... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1410889196 | 1410902609 | t3_2gku09 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 8lackJack8lack: TIFU by swearing while going through immigration at LAX.
My 2 week dream trip to Vegas began with a 36 hour transit from Australia via Hong Kong to L.A. I had not slept a wink during that 36 hours and as we begun the final hour of flight time into LAX, the hostess handed out immigration declaration form... | 3 | 2 | |
1410882380 | 1411141172 | t3_2gkgu7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | here2live: TIFU by getting high before class.
Long story short. I got way too high and proceeded to go to class. Was watching vines with my headphones on. And of course one made me laugh so hard that I was Laughing out loud. Then I sneezed and a shit load of snot came running down my face, dripping all over my desk.
l... | 5 | 4 | |
1410890916 | 1410914261 | t3_2gkxe5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Aspiredkiddo: TIFU by having morning sex.
Background: Day before incident, the BF and I were enjoying ourselves and he quickly brought me to intense orgasm. Let's just say, I was definitely squirting and he loved it!
Next morning, we were feeling it again and next thing we know - it's sexy time again. He really want m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410891161 | 1410923843 | t3_2gkxuy | t5_2to41 | 38 | notValzor: TIFU by inviting 700 guys to lunch on tinder
So today I fucked up by making a fake account on facebook and creating a new Tinder account. The account was a very attractive female (I'm a dude), with about 30 minutes of swiping right and waiting like 36 hours I had 700 matches. I messaged a large majority of... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1410891417 | 1410906873 | t3_2gkyd9 | t5_2to41 | 93 | wpeu: TIFU by mishearing the lyrics of a Pink Floyd song
You probably know the song "Wish you were here". Now, I'm pretty good at understanding English and I do my studies in English. My problem sometimes is understanding what people say (that's a reason why I watch movies with English subtitles so I won't miss a thing... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1410891980 | 1411507289 | t3_2gkzha | t5_2to41 | 214 | [deleted]: TIFU my masturbating in front of my mom
Like most people on here my TIFU didn't happen today, this actually happened a few months ago, it's probably the most embarrassing thing to happen in my life. Worst of all it was my mother who witnessed this horrendous display, and I have to see her every day and remem... | 9 | 23.777778 | |
1410891771 | 1410971356 | t3_2gkz2k | t5_2to41 | 531 | Bonergum: TIFU by eating cialis laced gum before walking into an exam.
Ok, so this spring my friend drunkenly gave me a cialis during a night out and I put it in my pocket and never took it. Upon wearing the same pants the next day I awkwardly pulled it out on accident and promptly stuffed it in the tiny top pocket of ... | 6 | 88.5 | |
1410894331 | 1410895441 | t3_2gl426 | t5_2to41 | 7 | RedHotLedZep: TIFU by touching my "berries" after handling Habanero peppers while cooking.
Fellow men! Never repeat my mistake! I am sitting here with my manhood in an ice cold glass of water while my girlfriend is laughing her ass off. Wash your hands thoroughly after handling such spices.
Clarifcation: I finished the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410894441 | 1410958704 | t3_2gl493 | t5_2to41 | 13 | junglecrawling: TIFU by telling my gf she doesn't have to be clean shaven
So my gf and I have a healthy sex life, no problems there.
Anyway, I told my gf ever since we dated that I had no problem with her not grooming all the time as I don't mind some hair, just to keep it reasonable as I don't want to be taking the n... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1410895139 | 1410898146 | t3_2gl5kp | t5_2to41 | 5 | a-non-a-mouse: TIFU by peeing my pants...a little bit...and its reddits fault...kinda
This morning was super busy at work as I am now doing both my job and my employers job because he is lazy and knows I'll do all the work anyway. I bring my large metal bottle of water with me everyday to make sure I stay hydrated thro... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410895078 | 1410909108 | t3_2gl5h5 | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting a family on their gorgeous baby.
I just got back from the mall. A mall I will never return to again if I can avoid it.
After doing my shopping, I went to the crowded food court.
I sat down with my imitation Chinese food. While I was eating, I glanced to my left. At the next table, ... | 14 | 6.428571 | |
1410896032 | 1410896199 | t3_2gl79a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU BY SCREAMING OUTSIDE A FRIENDS HOUSE AT 1300 hrs
Its a normal day and we start planning out things for the evening and finally decide to watch a movie at our friend's theater ! we are 4 guys and i am supposed to leave the other two at their respective place. all goes good with the movie (we watched "fa... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410896864 | 1410897883 | t3_2gl8ti | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being so high I was fluent in spanish
This was actually back in highschool. I was just coming off being grounded for a long time. Friends of convinced me to wake and bake. Maybe the 3rd time I had ever smoked.
I agreed, we smoked, went to school. First class, Spanish 5 AP. We had a movie that ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410897540 | 1410976184 | t3_2gla4g | t5_2to41 | 12 | GoldenPiggey: TIFU by eating cookies
This happened a while back, when I was 6, but another story on here has inspired me to do this.
So young, innocent me goes to my grandpa's house while my parents are out for the weekend. I get there and my grandpa (a rather active old dude at the time) drives out to do something. I... | 6 | 2 | |
1410897932 | 1410917813 | t3_2glave | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my email
Ever since I downloaded Gmail on my iphone i always got a notification whenever i received an email so I never actually checked my email manually, until today.
Anyway, I did my UCAS applications a year ago and my favourite university gave me a conditional offer but they didn't ... | 3 | 2 | |
1410898061 | 1410902163 | t3_2glb3f | t5_2to41 | 13 | ifuckedupveryverybad: TIFU by leaving my Facebook logged in
Oh reddit, I fucked up bad...
Using throwaway account :P
**Backstory**
It all started way back 4 or 5 years ago, me and this guy were friends, we had been acquaintances for a few years before that, but never really good friends. We'll come him O. So me an... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1410898048 | 1410929157 | t3_2glb2l | t5_2to41 | 5 | EVAMK6: TIFU by microwaving chicken leg on a glass plate
So, hungry me wanted to heat up a delicious piece of chicken leg. Being a lazy ass, i grab the nearest object that could contain the chicken instead of using other trustworthy dishwares. Which happened to be this new promotional glass plate my mom got from buying... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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