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1410896994 | 1410922912 | t3_2gl937 | t5_2to41 | 14 | CharlieM23: TIFU by forgetting to delete search history
A friend was suggesting an app, sitting next to me. Opened up Play Store, immediately shows my search history, the most recent search being for a vibrator app. -__
Baresark: "Oh I was looking for a joke birthday present for <insert friends name here>"
Or ju... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410896700 | 1410998183 | t3_2gl8im | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU I returned engagement ring by mail and it was lost
I've been dating my girlfriend for over 2 years now and I wanted to propose to her this October on her birthday. Two months ago I started looking for a ring. I don't have much money but I wanted to get her a nice ring. I went to sites like bluenile and ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410898470 | 1410956316 | t3_2glbx2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Wanderer616: TIFU by not wrapping it up properly [possibly misleading title]
So I'm a cook in a restaurant down in Mexico and we make fresh juice every morning. Generally I am fantastic at this, but last night was Mexico's independence day, so I was out a bit late and a little slow this morning. We use this MASSIVE ble... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1410898675 | 1410967528 | t3_2glcbc | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU When my manager got an IM I mistakenly sent to her, about her.
Well, just got out of a meeting this morning which put all of us behind on our work by atleast 2 hours. So when i ran back to tell my coworker that "i've taken shits for 2 hours that were more productive than her meeting", and heard the "h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410902880 | 1410980100 | t3_2glelv | t5_2to41 | 9 | hatefist: and alimony
cherylannmarie: Not a long term marriage to warrant alimony. Not only that a judge is going to tell her to get a god damn job because there's absolutely no reason WHY she shouldn't be working.
ThePlunge: With a good lawyer wouldn't the divorce favor him? I mean she hasn't really made a good faith... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410900932 | 1410936566 | t3_2glgsu | t5_2to41 | 10,884 | DanHero91: TIFU by defeating the Elite Four at the worst point in a very important conference call.
Do I get bonus points for this happening today? Little back story, I hate my job with a passion. I excelled very far in a certain field and got all other roles takes away from me to focus on this mind numbing process tha... | 18 | 604.666667 | |
1410901089 | 1410922829 | t3_2glh3x | t5_2to41 | 3 | IMayHaveFuckedUp2Day: TIFU I may or may not have seen my sister fucking...
So when I got home at about 3:15 pm, my sister and her boyfriend were here. He needed to flash his HTC One back to stock img but he didn't have enough time so he had me do it. My sister had to drive him to work so she left. I downloaded the stoc... | 3 | 1 | |
1410899275 | 1410986029 | t3_2gldhl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my science lab partner
Hooray! Not another sex TIFU!
Now first let me give you some background info:
-My Science class is made out of wood
-This happened less than hour before typing this
So after discovering this subreddit I always wanted to share a funny TIFU... *Until it actually happened... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1410903695 | 1410904117 | t3_2glm0y | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not acting on feelings me and my crush shared
Back in 8th grade, I had science with the girl I still consider to be the girl of my dreams. Smart, tall(at least taller then me), beautiful black hair, beautiful brown eyes, beautiful olive skin, and very out going and successful( she had her own TED you... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410903823 | 1410918185 | t3_2glm9y | t5_2to41 | 5 | denthil: TIFU by sleeping through school and blaming it on my dad
So, here's some back story. I am 13 years olf, and three weeks away from my bar mitzvah, so am working constantly and tired out of my mind. My parents both travel for work, and so right now my mom is in Saudi Arabia and my dad is in Ohio. My school star... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1410904298 | 1410905773 | t3_2gln3f | t5_2to41 | 5 | MuffinMilitia: TIFU by walking into my boyfriends house
(This is not my TIFU, this is my friends. I will be telling it from her perspective. Therefore, I am keeping their names anonymous)
So, on Saturday, my boyfriend and his family went on vacation. His friend was supposed to check on their dog every day. Now, I know... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410900495 | 1410913454 | t3_2glfxr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Starcfc: TIFU-By forging my parents signature
Note, this didn't happen today it happened a few years ago.
So i was about 13 and at my school we needed a parent to sign a form guaranteeing that we had read a reading book for two hours in the week, anyway i'm usually a good student and an avid reader, the teacher used t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410907072 | 1410982300 | t3_2gls46 | t5_2to41 | 233 | DownvoteMe_IDGAF: TIFU by quitting my job when I found out my company was changing how we are paid
Actually, today my friend fucked up. He works in the oilfield, and until today he was making $500 for every 12 hours he was on location and also getting a salary of $50,000 a year. If you aren't on location you work in th... | 8 | 29.125 | |
1410907098 | 1410915399 | t3_2gls5v | t5_2to41 | 5 | SparkyDogPants: TIFU by dating two coworkers
The tinder guy gave me the courage to post this
So when I was 19 I lived in NYC and was more interested in casual open dating than serious dating as I was young and just wanted to have fun. Being young and naive, when my very attractive co worker (will call him Yoseph) aske... | 5 | 1 | |
1410907722 | 1410908592 | t3_2glt9x | t5_2to41 | 5 | DomLite: TIFU by pepper spraying a tree
Okay, so not today, like most stories here it seems, but I was reminded of it just today so I felt like sharing.
A few years ago I was living with a buddy in Texas, and he had a girlfriend who lived a few hours away, further south. Well she came up to visit a couple of weeks af... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410908439 | 1410937312 | t3_2glujk | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to save my dying neighbor
Unlike a lot of TIFU's as of late, this actually happened today. Also outside of the norm, and I'm sorry to spoil it for you, but it doesn't include sex, boners, Cialis, Viagra, masturbation, or any other sexual deviancy (all of the above found on the front page).
... | 4 | 29 | |
1410910352 | 1410968378 | t3_2glxua | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to scare my housemate.
He was on the sofa watching tv, I banged on the window whilst recording a snapchat video (in my mind he'd jump in surprise, i'd send him the video and we'd all laugh about it). Well, my hand went straight through the window covering him in glass. He stood up and started ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1410909068 | 1410927221 | t3_2glvmm | t5_2to41 | 23 | zeke48: TIFU at the Go-Kart track
This happened a few years ago, and at the time I was 13, and I learned a very important lesson the hard way.
So I was in the Outer Banks, NC (beach town) with my family. My older cousins decided to go Go-Karting, and me being young, foolish, and wanting to be cool hanging out with ol... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1410913588 | 1410937613 | t3_2gm38e | t5_2to41 | 0 | ntuburculosis: TIFU by snapping at my Boyfriend
I have been feeling quite shitty the last couple of day just work and stress getting to me so I have been coming home all cranky and last night when he was nibbling at my ear he bit it and pinched the skin which hurt, I kinda yelled at him "Why?! That Really hurt. He went... | 6 | 0 | |
1410913136 | 1410927444 | t3_2gm2h2 | t5_2to41 | 181 | BukakkeTears: TIFU. Got a crossbow delivered to my door today.
I have Amazon Prime. I use it a lot. Got drunk last Friday night and apparently went internet shopping. I'm not a hunter. I have some guns and like target shooting and I think crossbows are cool (thanks Daryl). So drunk me thought I should have one. It arr... | 7 | 25.857143 | |
1410901179 | 1410956365 | t3_2glha7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | kvng__: TIFU by leaving my wallet while trying to excuse my friend and a girl
This is my first post, basically happened some days ago. I was at my friend's place and one of his girls showed up, we were all cool and having fun but as a real friend, I excused them and got into my car to drive around the block then come b... | 4 | 2 | |
1410914699 | 1410954743 | t3_2gm55d | t5_2to41 | 17 | bleepet: TIFU by leaving my porn open
My first post so be kind pls. This just happened today
So today started off like none other. Wake up, go to school, cry because I don't know how to math and go home. On a normal day my dad would come home half an hour before I do, but today I had to stay behind and finish so... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1410915935 | 1410956292 | t3_2gm7b6 | t5_2to41 | 76 | cptaixel: TIFU by putting my suit away in a hotel closet.
After a work event, I checked into a hotel and was getting read for a shower. I took off my suit got completely naked, put it on a hanger and opened the closet door. Only it wasn't the closet door, it was the adjoining room door and my female next door neighbo... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1410916409 | 1410955529 | t3_2gm83y | t5_2to41 | 41 | Yrrem: TIFU by almost killing 13 people and blowing up 5 cars.
So I was at a bonfire the other night, and this girl, we will call her H, was bitching about the fire not starting. It had rained pretty well, and even though this wood was under a tarp, it still was pretty wet. The flames are small and spreading, but at th... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1410917554 | 1410918503 | t3_2gma24 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something racist on accident
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A RACIST
However, I oftentimes have this problem where I don't think about things I say before I say them.
Anyway, I recently moved to a new neighborhood that is very ethnically diverse. White is probably the minority. My boyfriend and I were ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1410917863 | 1410928566 | t3_2gmam9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | forgetsucha: TIFU by ordering a six pack of cinnamon roles.
It's only a Tuesday, so traffic is super light. I'm not worried. I've left the house in plenty of time and there's adequate parking at the airport. The check in area is almost empty and the TSA is twiddling their thumbs. "I think your flight is delayed", I'm t... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1410917405 | 1418573422 | t3_2gm9so | t5_2to41 | 4 | izakaman: TIFU I snap chatted my dick to everyone
Im an idiot. I went hunting for a week up in the mountains here in the west coast. I had just downloaded the snap chat app to see what it was all about. As I was on my way home my wife sent me a picture of her boobies with the caption "if you aren't shaved you dont get ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410917782 | 1410945556 | t3_2gmagq | t5_2to41 | 126 | Pupmup: TIFU by telling six consecutive interviewers that I was obsessed with poo
Apologies, it's not actually about something that happened today, but if I'd known about this sub back then I'd have posted it.
About four years ago I was out of work for a year. I went to six or so interviews over this time for big firm... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1410918690 | 1410970337 | t3_2gmbxx | t5_2to41 | 91 | Fleshlight_fuckup: TIFU by bringing a fleshlight to an interview
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So this happen about a month ago. I have been searching for a job since i got laid off from my last one. It really sucks too because I was laid off only weeks after I moved into my new apartment. I still sleep on a sleepin... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1410919280 | 1410920027 | t3_2gmcx4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Electriranger: TIFU by eating.
(Like most of my TIFUs, this happened today [09/16].)
Today was one of the two days of the week where I go home, grab a bite to eat, and then take the bus back to college for my last class. This class, being Political Science, is a class I'm always fidgety in. Not sure why; maybe it's ho... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410919955 | 1410920334 | t3_2gme43 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER: TIFU by streaming porn to the wrong Roku.
After sharing a Roku with the family, I decided to get one of my very own. I loaded up the regulars (NFL, Netflix, Youtube, etc.)
Since its my own box, started doing a little research and found some free apps that allowed me to stream anything from my devi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410919815 | 1410922554 | t3_2gmdv9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering an email
Happened today and I feel horrible. Nothing catastrophic and nothing to do with sex or shitting myself so don't waste your time.
My coworker forwarded me an email he got with a question from one of my clients. In his email he said "can you answer her PITA question?" I'm like "Pita... | 3 | 3 | |
1410922367 | 1410925141 | t3_2gmi0c | t5_2to41 | 8 | ass_whuppington: TIFU by telling a classmate that I fucked his dad.
I was in the back of health class and a kid near me was flipping me off while maintaining steady eye contact. I decided to run with it, and got a little carried away. The following interaction occurred:
**Me**: "Yeah? Well I fucked your dad"
**Tough... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410920045 | 1410925982 | t3_2gme9g | t5_2to41 | 20 | Austin_LeBlanc: TIFU by getting some action at 9.
Not making a throwaway, since this isn't too too bad.
This is my first post, so bear with me here. I've been lurking for a few months now, and figured it was time to contriboot.
Rewind to back when I was like 9. My mom had brought me and my family to some random co... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1410922107 | 1410927251 | t3_2gmhls | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my first dick pic
This happened while cooking dinner one night. I am eating that dinner as I type this. A true TIFU.
I have a GF of 4 years. She is currently in the middle of a 3 week hospital stay. We have an American Eskimo dog that gets more action than I do. She requested that I se... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1410924387 | 1411020106 | t3_2gml6i | t5_2to41 | 2 | scratchy_mcballsy: TIFU by texting multiple girls at work I love them.
Should have named this "TIFU by thinking I had my drinking problem in check."
So anyway, I set my alarm for 6 AM b/c I have a 7+ hour drive coming up. It's 5:29... I drunk texted a lot of people in my phone. A lot. Two of them are girls I work with... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410924229 | 1410926681 | t3_2gmkxp | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about smoking weed
So long story here but I'll shorten it as much as I can.
Met this girl off Craigslist last night (start the judgment now) and we really hit it off. We saw a movie then came back to my place where I cooked her some dinner and watched some TV. Everything was going swimmingly ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1410924054 | 1410961135 | t3_2gmknp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Elexaz: TIFU by wasting a day and a half getting my computer back to normal.
So I got an email a week ago from Comcast telling me that my computer has bot (virus). They say "Oh, you better take action, this bot can steal your info, make your comp go slower, keylog....yadayadayada. So of coarse I freak out and go into p... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410924943 | 1410965278 | t3_2gmm2b | t5_2to41 | 614 | [deleted]: TIFU By Sword Fighting my Nephew at Toys R Us
Today, my pregnant sister asked me to accompany her to Toys R Us to pick out a birthday gift for our older sister's daughter and shop for a stroller. My 6 year old nephew and I being in Toys R Us decided to wander off and look at, well boy things because fuck sho... | 5 | 122.8 | |
1410925138 | 1410926281 | t3_2gmmdq | t5_2to41 | 3 | BlueShire_Ace: TIFU by trying to piss off a tailgater.
Happened this past weekend,
I was driving back home at night on a two lane road with a 45 mph speed limit when I noticed a set of headlights coming up very quickly. Now I'm the kind of person that is usually going 10-15 miles over the the speed limit, a bad habit ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410924951 | 1410926074 | t3_2gmm2o | t5_2to41 | 10 | murfyyy: TIFU By taking sleeping pills
This happened yesterday morning (its 1.35pm right now) but i haven't slept since then so it feels like TIFU. I found out I have Insomnia a week ago and have been taking prescription sleeping pills to put me to sleep. The issue with strong sleeping pills is that when i get up im st... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1410927296 | 1411151307 | t3_2gmpjz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pocket dialing my girlfriend
So I'm in the military and we have nightly formations here and there are girls that live in the same barracks as the males. Not the same room just building that's normal. Now I have been dating this girl for 3 years I have been hated by her parents for these 3 years just ... | 3 | 1 | |
1410927094 | 1410985265 | t3_2gmp9j | t5_2to41 | 393 | MisterPresidented: TIFU When my company hired a girl named Diversity and I made a joke.
This happened this morning at around 11. I was tired and it was getting closer to lunch and I was very hungry. So, needless to say, I was in a foul mood. I work at a soul crushing job in assets management in New York City (Flatiro... | 7 | 56.142857 | |
1410928605 | 1410970649 | t3_2gmrfl | t5_2to41 | 5 | sockgorilla: TIFU by buying a milkshake
Some friends and I are going on a road trip. We're driving in shifts so we stop at a fast food place, and I buy a milkshake. Then when it's my turn to start driving, I milkshake in hand decide to focus all of my attention on the milkshake instead of merging onto the highway; I th... | 5 | 1 | |
1410915888 | 1410985012 | t3_2gm78t | t5_2to41 | 30 | internethertspert: TIFU by sending my gf a dirty text at the absolute worst possible time.
TIFU by sending 3 small texts to my gf. Let me tell you, this shit only happens in movies, I swear. It was my gf's birthday, and her mom (who i had not met yet),dad, and sister were all visiting for the weekend to sorta hang ou... | 3 | 10 | |
1410929788 | 1410931065 | t3_2gmt0k | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my little sister lesbian porn (nsfw)
TIFU, FUUUUUCK this happened a few minutes ago!
I was in bed, it was what 10:45? Thats really late for her! I thought she was assleep. I have to share a room with her. So yeah, I was watching it,im so embarrassed that I was...and when I was f... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1410930183 | 1410966669 | t3_2gmtiu | t5_2to41 | 3 | zuemoe: TIFU by scratching my nose.
I was sitting in my ecology class when I get an *itch* on the inside of my nose. It was starting stress me out and eventually piss me off so I couldn't help myself and gave in to the pressure it was building.
Huge god damn mistake.
As soon as my finger reached the inside of my ri... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410930971 | 1410991364 | t3_2gmuh4 | t5_2to41 | 98 | Sonderer: TIFU by accidentally convincing a few hundred people that I am a terrible human being.
So my fuck-up happened yesterday (sorry, I know I'm already off to a bad start) when I chose to attend one of the distinguished science lectures that my school periodically hosts for students and other people in the surroun... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1410927636 | 1410935984 | t3_2gmq2l | t5_2to41 | 3 | JosephHowards: Tifu by downloading porn
I was studying modern greek yesterday, late at night, i am a single guy, i thought i might download some porn and watch it on mobile phone to while laying in bed. I could barely hold my eyes open. I fell asleep while waiting for my porn to finish, i broke my glasses threw my phon... | 3 | 1 | |
1410927666 | 1410988376 | t3_2gmq46 | t5_2to41 | 234 | emwardont: TIFU by slacking on my Kegel routine
I am a girl who lives in a three-bedroom, two bathroom apartment with two of my best friends (a guy and another girl). We're all pretty close, but we have our own schedules and this evening was a rare occasion that I had the apartment to myself because my female roommate ... | 8 | 29.25 | |
1410930195 | 1410937103 | t3_2gmtjc | t5_2to41 | 4 | spruzo: TIFU by stating my love for anal beads.
Tonight at around 10pm my SO and I are a smidge high and want to go to the local grocery store for some Cherry Garcia ice cream. I tell her that I will buy if she drives. Her car is set up so the passenger side is facing the sidewalk. She walks around to her side and star... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1410933433 | 1410998114 | t3_2gmxcf | t5_2to41 | 9 | FLJuggler: TIFU by reacting out of instinct
For background check out the username...
Now that that's done we can move on.
My girlfriend and I have recently moved to New York (2 months ago) and have been having friends and family come visit from Florida for unicycle festivals and mini-vacations.
This week we have h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1410934130 | 1653444418 | t3_2gmy3k | t5_2to41 | 22 | soggypaw: TIFU by putting hand sanitizer on my balls
So I was on break at work, sitting in my car, when I decided to go for a little pinch and roll action on my balls. Generally, I will do this when I have a little privacy to make up for all the time I can't scratch my nuts when I'm out in public, so for me, nothing ou... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1410930283 | 1410939769 | t3_2gmtnw | t5_2to41 | 3 | Yawgie: Tifu by taking a flight home...
This did not happen today...
A few years ago (2010 or 2011) I took a trip to Oklahoma, I stayed for a week to visit someone. Nothing bad or exciting happen during my stay, the week passed by rather quickly (lots of Patron was consumed). I took a plane home. One lay over in Denve... | 3 | 1 | |
1410933147 | 1410936730 | t3_2gmwzo | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a personal ad in r4r. I guess I didn't realize how many lonely guys are on here.
24(F) here. I made a personal post describing myself physically a little bit and mentioning that I was sad that I had been cheated on recently by my boyfriend while he was in a foreign country on business. I had n... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1410932804 | 1410937918 | t3_2gmwlf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get back at my roommate
I was trying to get back at my roommate for being a dick earlier, so I crushed up some laxatives and put it in his pasta. I washed my hands afterwards, but I guess I did not get all of it off because I have the runs now.
chintzy: This happened to me once but with LSD... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410933878 | 1410940228 | t3_2gmxte | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwapledge: TIFU in my fraternities election.
Throwaway
So I'm a freshman and college and I'm pledging a fraternity, the names of both will obviously remain to myself.
Anyway tonight were the elections to hold positions among us pledges, and me being the clever genius that i think i am, decided to run for the positi... | 3 | 3 | |
1410937941 | 1410967941 | t3_2gn20p | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrJimMorrison: TIFU Buying an Xbox One
Before I get started with the story let me roll things back for a second. The day before the incident my mom received a phone call from Mark (my cousin) saying that he was on his way over to the house coming from Rogers Mobile/internet company. Mark had just signed another mobile ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410933151 | 1410940072 | t3_2gmwzu | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gnarslogge: TIFU by accidentally destroying my bathroom ceiling
This happened about 8 months ago, but I never got around to sharing it. Basically, our bathroom has one of those ceilings with styrofoam tiles. Now, due to heavy rain from the days before, the tiles had weakened significantly. I went in to take your old... | 4 | 1 | |
1410939898 | 1410983414 | t3_2gn3v8 | t5_2to41 | 144 | keiraB: TIFU by stenciling my ass with my period blood
Warning: gross.
This actually happened today.
I guess technically yesterday since it's after midnight, but whatever.
So shark week hit me Monday and on Tuesday it hit me hard, as it usually does by day #2.
To begin, I should say that I went shopping and got s... | 10 | 14.4 | |
1410943054 | 1410994158 | t3_2gn6k0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | senju_: TIFU Being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ok so that is not entirely accurate I made some very poor judgments to get to this point but right now I am absolutely fucked.
I see a fwb once a fortnight some times monthly and we smoke a little meth and fuck, I see her a total of one or two hours. This has b... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1410944005 | 1410945692 | t3_2gn7cg | t5_2to41 | 22 | slept_in: TIFU by masturbating with habanero juice.
I love spicy food but I don't have very much experience cooking with super hot peppers. Usually when I get a spicy craving I just order out or add sriracha to whatever I'm eating.
Last week my friend told me the habaneros in her garden were done and asked if I would... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1410821459 | 1410957492 | t3_2gi73l | t5_2to41 | 2 | erictothewhat: TIFU by bringing up controversial Chinese/Quebecois politics with my (Chinese) math prof.
No, this wasn't during a lecture, but it was during her office hours.
I accidentally brought up subjects like the Confucius Institute to my math prof while getting help with an equation.
I don't know what came o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410935096 | 1410946067 | t3_2gmz6r | t5_2to41 | 3 | drinkvoid: TIFU by not being at home
At the expense of my cat. She got overeager to get outside and got trapped in a half-open window. fuck... I hope she did not have to struggle for too long. I feel so so so very sorry, I even have been warned about the dangers of such windows for cat but dismissed them as she never ... | 3 | 1 | |
1410945309 | 1410946663 | t3_2gn8el | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally snapchatting a anti-cannabis, French girl that I really liked, a picture of a huge unrolled blunt at 1am
Things were going perfectly with 'Manon', I'm an English uni student and she is doing an exchange year in England, we are quite different people but we find that extremely interesti... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410947622 | 1410968994 | t3_2gnafo | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by not deleting a joke Craigslist post.
I introduced a co worker to craigslist when he was looking for a new truck. His curiosity got the better of him and he started exploring casual encounters section and reporting his findings back to me. Another co worker and myself thought it would be funny to make... | 7 | 8 | |
1410951104 | 1410985369 | t3_2gndi0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting not peeing in my crush's house
First of all , sorry if there's some mistakes or misspelling words , I apologize.
TL;DR : Went to crush's house , can't piss , meet friend told her i had a boner(It was not).Told me I was creepy , and to leave her alone forever.
So yesterday , my crush's hous... | 3 | 1 | |
1410950338 | 1410971028 | t3_2gnctn | t5_2to41 | -2 | JubalEarly1: TIFU I sucker punched an autistic person
So I am at a party the next town over through a friend but I don't know that many of the people at it. To give some background on me I'm 230 lbs and built and like a running back. I never start fights with anyone but I've never been shy about my lack of patients fo... | 7 | -0.285714 | |
1410927400 | 1410959058 | t3_2gmpqe | t5_2to41 | 2 | Hermes002: TIFU by implying I had a gay relationship with my friend.
So I'm in high school and I have one of my really great friends for French. Anyway he and I usually talk a lot for that class an there's a girl that sits in front of me. Out of the blue she asked us, " Are you guys best friends?" I turn to him and ask... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410952309 | 1410955030 | t3_2gnepm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the guy everyone hates that I'm his friend
This happened on the day that the year was graduating. I sat right behind the guy everyone hates/dislikes and he started a conversation with me, lets call him Chris. Chris is hated by the year due to numerous fuck ups throughout his schooling, an exa... | 3 | 1 | |
1410953582 | 1410959443 | t3_2gnfzj | t5_2to41 | 269 | dezzybird: TIFU by wiping
Earlier today, I felt nature's call as almost every man, woman, child and beast does on this Earth does so ventured forth to the abode of my porcelain savior. I remove my lower clothing (as I am told is customary) and begin my business. However, I notice something glisten in the waistband of m... | 4 | 67.25 | |
1410956573 | 1410982702 | t3_2gnjd9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting really high in school
Aight', it happened pretty much like 1-2 years ago while I was learning software- and database management. There were two rasta guys who were selling that sticky icky, but they said that we really shouldn't hit it in the school. Unfortunately, we didn't want to wait and ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1410957611 | 1410963639 | t3_2gnkrl | t5_2to41 | 6 | pschn: TIFU by hitting a family of Raccoons on my way to work. I think I killed all three of them. :-(
While I was driving to work this morning doing about 70 on a dark two lane road (the sun had not yet risen) I hit a family of three raccoons as the crossed the road. The sound was horrible and I could feel their litt... | 3 | 2 | |
1410962396 | 1411079512 | t3_2gnrhy | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by being bored at work.
To start with, I'm a third shift Paramedic at a community (read "rural") hospital. We have a fairly low run volume at night so I spend most of my time waiting for a call to come in. Unfortunately, I'm easily bored.
So last night, bored again in between runs, I meandered over to ... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1410963891 | 1411015220 | t3_2gnu2w | t5_2to41 | 657 | Wambulance_Driver: TIFUpdate running over a bald eagle with an ambulance
[Original TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2gdrnt/tifu_by_running_over_a_bald_eagle_with_an/)
Updates:
* I will not be arrested, it was an accident. We called dispatch to let them know. They wrote the info down, not sure if anything e... | 10 | 65.7 | |
1410901460 | 1410969802 | t3_2glhts | t5_2to41 | 2 | RomeNeverFell: TIFU by breaking a Novara football player windscreen wiper
So all this actually happened a couple of years ago. I was in Milano Marittima, a famous beach locality in Italy, and I was with a friend of mine in a parking lot next to the beach and we both were completely shitfaced (we didn't get much luck wi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410967483 | 1410999098 | t3_2go0jq | t5_2to41 | 144 | Bnlol1: TIFU by browsing Reddit in school
This just happened a few hours ago. Anyways, in my highschool we have wifi, which you log into with your student ID, meaning they can see every time you tip off their system and visit a "restricted" site.
Now, they usually don't care if you're trying to access Facebook or Twit... | 7 | 20.571429 | |
1410965946 | 1410980782 | t3_2gnxp2 | t5_2to41 | 163 | SmurfUnunoctium: TIFU by Not Obeying our Google Overlords
I had to catch an hourly bus to a very important meeting in a nearby city. Google told me to take a specific bus and leave at 8:30. Being the usual careful person I am, I left at 8:15 and grabbed a bus running the same route (same number, different letter). The ... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1410970297 | 1410971321 | t3_2go5te | t5_2to41 | 8 | WWLadyDeadpool: TIFU by riding my scooter to my night class
I had some car trouble, and still had to go to class, so I rode my 49CC scooter. It's almost an hour trip on the scooter, and class let out at 9:30 at night.
After being nervous almost the entire way, I get onto my street. I was half a mile away. I could ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1410970367 | 1411048704 | t3_2go5xh | t5_2to41 | 310 | whatthespicy: TIFU by sending a customer the wrong link
This actually happened about 10 minutes ago and I am still laughing about it. I work in tech sales and often give customers demos of our product over WebEx. Usually I send them the link to our meeting a few minutes prior so they know where to find it.
Last nigh... | 7 | 44.285714 | |
1410970615 | 1410987927 | t3_2go6ec | t5_2to41 | 16 | choes35: TIFU getting caught absolutely jerking myself silly by my auntie
I had no idea my auntie had plans to stay over for the week as she has a checkup at a hospital near our house (my mother tells me nothing). I finished work early today so I came home with the nostalgic feeling i used to have coming home from scho... | 4 | 4 | |
1410970752 | 1411048592 | t3_2go6nc | t5_2to41 | 468 | [deleted]: TIFU by showering during a fire.
This actually happened a while ago but hey I thought I would contribute. So basically I was in my flat at university and I had a really important lecture that day, and so of course I wanted to look as glamorous as humanly possible. The lecture started at 8am and I wanted to g... | 12 | 39 | |
1410967015 | 1410980266 | t3_2gnzoa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of my supervisor's acne on the first day of the job.
Hello Reddit,
Supervisor who was wearing glasses and had acne was giving us some training to help us get acquainted with our workspace and at one point I was amazed by his knowledge of everything so I was like "How long you been working... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1410973008 | 1410979748 | t3_2goaz0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | lucaio: TIFU by stalking a girl from Tinder
Over the past few days I have been chatting with some girl I matched with on Tinder, all is going well and seemingly pretty smoothly. I get her number and with a combination of this and other information I have learnt I decide to do some online "stalking" as you do to try and... | 4 | 5 | |
1410973299 | 1410977304 | t3_2gobjl | t5_2to41 | 14 | krazyflamez: tifu by buying a lemon car
B.C or Canada needs a lemon law. I recently bought a 2008 lancer from a dealer called Jordani Motors. He told me it was good, i test drove it everything sounded good. He said there was warranty and so I also bought a second warranty from him. Well it turns out the car was a lemon... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1410974918 | 1410978068 | t3_2goent | t5_2to41 | 10 | EvilKanoa: TIFU by not seeing a bus
This happened yesterday, not today. But I was a little too shaken up to write it then.
Anyways, I was on my way to school in the mourning, same as any old day. I had music playing through one earbud (broke the other side) and a light jacket. I may have been slightly tired since I ha... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1410972876 | 1410976364 | t3_2goapv | t5_2to41 | 4 | blazinazn007: TIFU By hurting myself with toothpaste
I'm 30 years old. I have good hygiene most of the time. I shower at least once a day and brush my teeth and wash my face at least twice a day. However, on some weekend evenings, after a long night of drinking, I fall asleep without washing my face.
Apparently... | 4 | 1 | |
1410975263 | 1410980165 | t3_2gofbk | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by frying my balls.
agentlame: Hi deknegt, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by frying my balls.* has been removed because it is not a fuck-up. The events were either not your fault, not preventable, or not a big deal..
We apologize for the inconvenience, if you... | 3 | 1 | |
1410976370 | 1411023710 | t3_2gohhz | t5_2to41 | 114 | EatYourPain: TIFU by unknowingly calling my girlfriend stupid
So a few months ago I'm doing art with my girlfriend at school. We're listening and singing along to Nirvana, one of our favorites, specifically, "In Bloom". My girlfriend and I have a little 'did you know' thing going around; we share lots of those little... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1410976410 | 1411045967 | t3_2gohl1 | t5_2to41 | 45 | skahler: TIFU by messaging a first-degree murderer
So this dude that I went to elementary school with kinda sorta killed a guy with a barbell, beating him to a bloody pulp. They found semen in the guy's rectum after all was said and done. No joke.
I'm a fucking dumbass because even though he's convicted and in prison,... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1410976720 | 1410989175 | t3_2goi58 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the parents of a disabled child why there was foam on the tray.
Right.
I work at a cafe'. I was on break when the family came in. They got their stuff, which they put on a tray and sat down. They had 3 cappuccino's and a bunch of ice creams.
Now, before I continue, one must understand that s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1410977015 | 1411045115 | t3_2goip5 | t5_2to41 | 229 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting 'reply all'
TIFU [did I do this right? first time]
Thirty minutes ago.
So our retail company has an antiquated computer system, which has just recently been upgraded to 1990's technology. Part of the upgrade included a different version of Windows, which apparently some luddites are having... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1410977210 | 1410979424 | t3_2goj3s | t5_2to41 | 7 | maccydee: TIFU by dressing up like a terrorist
I'm going to need to apologise for the length but I think it's all needed. Trust me it will be worth it.
To start this off i just need to mention that I live in the UK, meaning the police don't carry guns unless there is an immediate threat.
So around two years ago my... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1410977746 | 1410987878 | t3_2gok2u | t5_2to41 | 39 | frumious_b: TIFU by getting high on percocet, sending an angry email to my superior officer, and then having a breakdown in front of my battalion commander
This took place two years ago while I was an army officer stationed in eastern Afghanistan. The story’s a little long and heavy on detail, but I think the payoff i... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1410977471 | 1411052082 | t3_2gojkk | t5_2to41 | 51 | hank_moo_d: TIFU by letting my friend inviting his fuck buddy over.
**Before anything, sorry about my english. I'm brazilian.**
I invited 2 friends over (GUY1 and GUY2) to play some guitar and drink some beers. We're talking, and playing, and laughing, when GUY1 receives a text message from his fuck buddy (GIRL). He ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1410980119 | 1411007046 | t3_2goon8 | t5_2to41 | 355 | trex_pushups: TIFU by mishearing a conversation in front of me in the check out line
Sooo last night mildly intoxicated me was in line at the supermarket when I overhear one of the girls in front of me say"Porn is Disgusting!"
"How can you say that?" Replied the other. "I love porn" the debate goes on for another coupl... | 4 | 88.75 | |
1410980738 | 1410984780 | t3_2gopvj | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost having sex with my best friend in an alley
Like most posts on this sub-reddit, my story is not from today. It’s from last night. I am posting it today as I am coherent enough to type it.
Before I start, some background information. I have had a friend for about 3 years now who I have always ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1410981554 | 1410989240 | t3_2gorh8 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Neversafeforlife: TIFU by wiping my ass.
This just happened. I work construction, and after eating my lunch on the steps of the house, nature calls. So I go into the porto-potty to do my business, and grab a huge handful of the crappy one ply toilet paper. I wipe my asshole clean and go to toss out the TP when I see so... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1410981599 | 1410983949 | t3_2gorkm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting banned from posting on TIFU
This didn't happen today like most posts on here, but yesterday. So I'm browsing TIFU on my usual account (not this one) & I come across a story about a guy creeping out a breastfeeding mother by staring at the baby. Trying to be funny, I quoted a Daniel Tosh b... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410981830 | 1410992884 | t3_2gos2r | t5_2to41 | 13 | Wopasaurus: TIFU by handling business before work
I used to work retail, and my usual shift was 1pm-9ish.... My at the time gf and I lived together, and she had a 9-5pm job.
One day before work I decided to crank one out, cause why not. I had the TV on as background noise (lived in an apt) and had my laptop goin on th... | 7 | 1.857143 |
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