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1632114664 | 1632194707 | t3_pro6yn | t5_2to41 | 15 | shadowyassassiny: TIFU by wanting others to turn on their lights while driving in the rain
Happened a few hours ago while I was driving home from my in-laws with my cat in the car, posting about it because I can’t get the replay out of my head so I figured I might as well share it with total strangers!
It was raining... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1632115473 | 1632140660 | t3_prod50 | t5_2to41 | 36 | HornyJailNow: TIFU by hooking up with my (18M) best friend (18F) while her roommate was asleep
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jahSEEus: Yea this is wild. I thought the whole point of being 18 (and presumably in school) was to do drugs and shag. That's how it was back in my day at least.... Sure, what you two did wasn't exactly polite but... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1632116355 | 1632190538 | t3_projss | t5_2to41 | 263 | noblight7: TIFU on facebook
TIFU on Facebook.
So, I made a status the other day, I thought it was pretty funny.
I woke up the next day to check if anyone else had shared in my humour. No one, hmm interesting…
I just go about my day, until my gf comes home. I ask her if she has seen it and thought it was funny.
She... | 6 | 43.833333 | |
1632118200 | 1632173753 | t3_prowwp | t5_2to41 | 1,287 | HairyTroll13: TIFU by going to my AirBnB a day early and scaring the shit out of the host and other guests.
I booked an AirBnb for one night (tonight) for my husband and I. Received the confirmation and let the host know we would be there to check in around 8pm. We get the instructions to let ourselves in using the key... | 11 | 117 | |
1632119950 | 1632149284 | t3_prp9f1 | t5_2to41 | 224 | [deleted]: TIFU By Developing Feelings for a Sperm Donee
So, I'm a sperm donor. I've had success at it multiple times. For safety, I only donate anonymously. Still, during the prep process before donations, there is something of a getting to know you phase. A little bit of background. Sometimes a picture or two is shar... | 12 | 18.666667 | |
1632120808 | 1632135585 | t3_prpfp5 | t5_2to41 | 353 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lurid_sun__: I fucking love Reddit
QuevedoDeMalVino: I love fucking, Reddit.
abbassav: But most of us dont get it, Reddit
handoverthevibe: hmu, Reddit
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1632117045 | 1633263222 | t3_prooqd | t5_2to41 | 47 | quickscope69420: Tifu by scaring the absolute sh** out of my neighbor.
Tifu by scaring the absolute sh** out of my neighbor.
So I live in a fairly old apartment building it was built in the late 70’s. The hallways can feel very eerie especially at night. The apartment buildings are set up and have the feel of a hotel.... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1632128598 | 1651259023 | t3_prqzhw | t5_2to41 | 7,769 | TACockGobbler: TIFU by trying to surprise my sleeping boyfriend
Okay, some backstory to try and defend my abhorrent actions. I recently started a new job, which means I need to leave crazy early and my boyfriend and I are not getting too much time together. By the time he gets back from work, I’m usually too tired to b... | 26 | 298.807692 | |
1632129309 | 1632200025 | t3_prr4k1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | kingsolomoda: TIFU by thinking a girl I was supposed to go on a date with was ignoring me
Never thought I'd be posting here. This happened about six hours ago, but before we get to the fuck-up let's get the backstory. TLDR at the bottom, as it is pretty long, mostly due to me telling so many irrelevant details that I h... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1632130022 | 1632151526 | t3_prr9nu | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MSGRiley: The FBI is getting creative.
Starsucks_1001: they're doing a good job, within a few hours
...pedophile rates will drop by 25-30%
MSGRiley: That's pretty optimistic.
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1632130769 | 1632167249 | t3_prrf4h | t5_2to41 | 4 | NuttyDounuts14: TIFU by learning how to skateboard
For once, a FU that happened today! I'm waiting to find out the extent still. Also please forgive any mistakes, it will come clear.
So I usually commute to work by cycling, but I have issues parking my bike at work due to space. Thinking of solutions, I figured a skat... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1632133578 | 1632158895 | t3_prs0tg | t5_2to41 | 104 | sleppywhale25: TIFU by flooding my basement
I never imagined fucking up so hard to post here. Well here I am.
I need to explain the situation a little. I am setting up a pool and got so far that I can let the water in. So I'm taking my hose and plug it into the tap on my housewall. I put it into the pool and open the... | 9 | 11.555556 | |
1632133326 | 1632138757 | t3_prrysb | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by chickening out of my first injectable med dose, hyperventilating and almost passing out
Context: Basically my endocrinologist recommended me ozempic to bypass my plateau since my BMI is still too high. It is a self-inject medication.
Woke up, weighed myself, and went to the fridge to get the pen. Ga... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1632136442 | 1632139852 | t3_prsoqp | t5_2to41 | 8 | fpjesse: TIFU by telling my Subway manager “I’m the Sigma of this wolf pack”
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AMvariety: Please tell me this isn't real I refuse to believe this is real.
humpbackhps: It's just op being unfunny.
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1632136773 | 1632150150 | t3_prsrjj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Broadside02195: Walk home. The time alone with your thoughts will do you some good.
Deuce_685: I’ve thought about it but a couple miles on an empty stomach gonna hurt. I might at this point
Broadside02195: Good. The pain will help you remember to not act like a predator and think ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1632140774 | 1632143399 | t3_prtsp9 | t5_2to41 | 42 | ChunksOfDeath: TIFU by losing the potential love of my life to both of us overthinking, misunderstanding and being a bit too shy...
This is a long story but the final part happened last wednesday and I haven't been well at all, so that's why I'm a bit late with this. Also sorry for any grammatical errors, I'm not nativ... | 6 | 7 | |
1632140936 | 1632142707 | t3_prtu88 | t5_2to41 | 655 | Senator_Incitatus: TIFU by having the same fantasy football team for 20+ years
This all went down yesterday but the scars will take a while to heal.
I’m an avid fantasy football guy. I’ve been playing in the same league with the same teams with the same friends from college for decades, going back to the pre-internet... | 5 | 131 | |
1632141818 | 1632167693 | t3_pru38q | t5_2to41 | 14,094 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my MRI tech that I didn't tattoo my labia.
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MrMrRubic: TIL permanent lipstick exists
MSSucks73: It does! And it's fabulous!!
whoisaishwarya: Can you post a picture of your lips? Not a pervert, lol but would love to get it done myself. Was it painless? Help a girlfriend out hehe!
MSS... | 13 | 1,084.153846 | |
1632141440 | 1632169053 | t3_prtza6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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WhatTheFluxSay: Cringe memories are ones you remember the best. This means that your mind will have special access to it - and you will learn from your mistake better.
Just because trial runs don't count doesn't mean that they won't pay attention. Sometimes people specifically wa... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1632143069 | 1632143816 | t3_prugkp | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwaway36019: TIFU by making a mistake learning Portuguese instead of French.
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bee-sting: Where's the fuckup then
throwaway36019: the decision that I made
bee-sting: still dont see the mistake, why is it worse to learn Portuguese, it's a beautiful language
throwaway36019: I know but I feel a lot of FOMO (I f... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1632144776 | 1632150395 | t3_pruzn5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: Dude. Come on. I'll fix it for you:
TIFU by going too far telling a story on the internet. It was all going great. Made sure to get across that I usually don't have these bad habits. It just didn't have the pay attention to me I wanted. So, I think I went to far... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1632147581 | 1639020465 | t3_prvuqg | t5_2to41 | 21,925 | RoyalRicard: TIFU by telling my new wife I didn't care if she cheated on me
I told my wife I didn’t mind if she cheated on me, she was understandably shocked and confused. She asked me multiple times about this to try and understand what I meant. I took it as her being interested in opening up our relationship. I had n... | 12 | 1,827.083333 | |
1632149811 | 1632161564 | t3_prwk6c | t5_2to41 | 413 | squirrel7232: TIFU by playing with a cup
So I was relaxing on my couch with a cup of choccy milk, and I realized that the top of the cup fit perfectly around my chin. You ever do something weird when you’re alone? I did. I stuck my chin in the cup and wound up leaving it there while watching Twin Peaks.
I went to pull... | 5 | 82.6 | |
1632156257 | 1632236660 | t3_prynm6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Background_Hearing43: TIFU by accidentally taking two sleeping pills in the morning
So i have really bad sleeing priblems so ive got some strong stuff to sleep and i accidentally took two of those fuckers instead of my morning happy pills. All of this happened because i fell asleep at like 3am in the couch watching tv... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1632159263 | 1632162817 | t3_prznpu | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fat-matt: Um its a game. If its not fun, just say so and go read a book, or play something else.
Btw: if games are only fun when you win, you are going to be a very angry person until you can find the humility to congratulate your "friends" on their victory.
Oneunluckyperson: I h... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
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TheRealDynamitri: > So I thought flashing would teach him a lesson
Weird flex when showing your penis to your co-habitant is seen as some kind of a _power move_ — but OK?
Are you sure you're not just attracted to your flatmate, bisexual or gay?
There's really _nothing_ wrong... | 11 | 33.545455 | |
1632161829 | 1632251849 | t3_ps0hvp | t5_2to41 | 73 | cbvv1992: TIFU by waiting for a 1 cent change at a gas station
This TIFU happened about 10 years ago and it's very minor, but it still haunts me from time to time because of the embarassment and the cringiness so I thought I'd share.
Back then I was an awkward college student with a habit of zoning out at random times... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1632162045 | 1632172322 | t3_ps0kfc | t5_2to41 | 30 | space_rocket_booty: TIFU by telling a crush I was Jewish
This was in 7th grade.
I was brand new at this school but I had asked about this girl and the guys like "she only dates Jewish guys because of her parents, so if you're Jewish go for it"
So I of course lead off the conversation with this chick "hey, I'm (name)... | 6 | 5 | |
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TheRealMcDuck: If the hand writing is shaky, you always have to go with the question of if the writer suffered a stroke during the writing process, rather than the vibrator idea.
ManlyFlavour: Well, my friend seemed totally fine when he handed me the paper, so… 🤷🏻♂️
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1632162674 | 1632164030 | t3_ps0rme | t5_2to41 | 21 | subweeed: TIFU by posting about Indian anal experimentation
This happened just a few minutes ago.
As I was scrolling thru reddit I saw a post about a guy drilling a hole in his pants, with the pants still on and then regretting the consequences . It wasn't anything vulgar but it was funny how anybody could be so dumm.... | 3 | 7 | |
1632162740 | 1632171990 | t3_ps0seo | t5_2to41 | 27 | LazyLootboxes: TIFU by liking Coldplay
When I was a wee lad(10ish years ago) I was at a church dance and was dancing with this girl. She asked me during one of the girls choice dances. We start talking while awkwardly "slow dancing"(think slowly swaying back and forth with a full bible set between you)
She ask me what... | 3 | 9 | |
1632165718 | 1632167224 | t3_ps1rab | t5_2to41 | 20 | Taintlyn: TIFU by mistaking the host of a party for his dead friend.
Obligatory, this happened over the weekend and not today.
A little backstory, my bf recently joined a band with a few of his neighborhood buddies. Of the band mates, one is my bf, one is a very good friend of ours, one is a stranger to me, and the l... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1632170569 | 1632373880 | t3_ps3dge | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Einteiler: At least you didn't hit yourself in the leg like I did. My family still gives me shit for that one, and it's been years.
TheHauntedPotato: What caliber? Do you have any lasting effects?
Einteiler: .45 hollow point. I dropped my 1911 while cleaning it, and it went off wh... | 14 | 1.857143 | |
1632166112 | 1632186728 | t3_ps1w1s | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pyronix751: TIFU by giving my best Danny Devito Impression
So obligatory this happened a couple weeks ago. I was at a bachelor party on a Saturday night where me and the boys played beer pong and had a nice little fire while we listened to music.
We decide to go into the kitchen to get some snacks and my friend (we w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1632173972 | 1632184318 | t3_ps4hiu | t5_2to41 | 6,596 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a Covid tester my oral sex preferences
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Sid15666: Well do you? That’s the question.
[deleted]: No, to be honest I can’t imagine it being better to hold on to a mouthful while searching for something to spit into. Easier to swallow and be done. I also have a collection of flavoured lu... | 9 | 732.888889 | |
1632174706 | 1632269147 | t3_ps4pvx | t5_2to41 | 143 | Abszol: TIFU by drinking my moms milkshake
This was years ago when I was around the age of 12, young, impatient, and thirsty.
I don’t actually recall my age but 12 seems about right, I was energetic and lack of self control flowing wildly with my ADHD 12 year old self.
I remember the day vividly though. My parents w... | 5 | 28.6 | |
1632177467 | 1633581231 | t3_ps58qr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Woastanovkize: I was in Albany on Thursday. I nothing planned on Friday, and the weekend so I took 2 busses to Saratoga and waited for 5 hours for a train to go North. I waited 10 hours on the train then got off at the edge of Montreal. I explored Montreal all day Friday then. I went back to the same spot I got off and... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1632178205 | 1632179417 | t3_ps5s3w | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing a link to the animal crossing porn video trending online, in a Zoom meeting
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Pixielaxen: omfg im so sorry😭 u gotta update on what happened next
newtons_apprentice: Teacher said "thanks NAME for sharing that, I'm not gonna verify it but I think it's good info" my lord
Pixielaxen: I w... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1632178382 | 1632181336 | t3_ps5u0k | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the n word to another black woman.
I’m a light skinned Afro latina from NYC so the n word is a pretty regular word in my vocabulary when I’m in a casual setting. Now I specified that I was light skinned cuz it’s relevant. My cousin came back home to visit so we went on a double date with both ... | 4 | 2 | |
1632179905 | 1632217873 | t3_ps6ak4 | t5_2to41 | 84 | Road_Runner_3: TIFU by accidentally poisoning myself with a piece of pie at work.
Alright y'all, so we should start by saying that I'm not a dumb person, I just had a momentary weakness for sweets.
So I work at a hotel that feeds us lunch everyday for free. I am an unfortunate person and have a few food allergies. Coc... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1632181257 | 1632317556 | t3_ps6oaa | t5_2to41 | 95 | Forgotmyusername85: TIFU by overdosing on Milk of Magnesia
This happened yesterday and I am still dealing with the repercussions.
I went on a diet earlier this year which tbh made me get clogged up a little. I started drinking milk of Magnesia about once a week and about half of the recommended dose just to keep thin... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
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the_earthisNOTflat: I just have one question: HOW DID A SCORPION GET IN ON YOUR ROOM?
Reasonable-Radish-17: I live in an area that has scorpions all over the place. They are like spiders here.
the_earthisNOTflat: Oh, okay. Get it
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1632181871 | 1632182219 | t3_ps6uas | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GreenVenus7: I hope your wife finds out and leaves you lol
Satoshi_Neko-chan: Already told her because I felt bad, she just called me an idiot and I’m sleeping on the couch for a few weeks..
GreenVenus7: A commitment like marriage shouldn't be taken so flippantly that the attentio... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1632182126 | 1632211694 | t3_ps6wr9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Confusedlilbish: TIFU by giving myself (21f) a burn on my “private” areas.
So I’ve been pretty stressed lately. Life, money, relationships, everything has been stressing me out. I either work, sleep, or hang out with my bf so I don’t really take any time to “relieve” myself. I sometimes do it but usually it’s quick and... | 5 | 10.4 | |
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shadow_moses27: We don't wanna hear about your sex life
Clickum245: This is reddit. We read here.
shadow_moses27: Oh sorry, no one wants to "read" about her sex life
CockroachJohnson: Then uhhh... don't?
shadow_moses27: Don't tell me what to do
CockroachJohnson: I will. Stop readi... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1632184772 | 1632188451 | t3_ps7ooa | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Expensive_Ebb_5326: It actually depends where you are. I have been on roads in Dallas where they have to yield if they are exiting the highway and you’re coming on. There is usually a triangular YIELD sign posted to alert you. If it’s on the exit ramp then you yield. If it’s on... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1632186344 | 1632221246 | t3_ps84th | t5_2to41 | 37 | Graysiv: TIFU by not reading the fine print of my online orders
This feels like a month of bad luck in the making.
So my girlfriend and I had our one-year anniversary on August 19th, 2021. I was pretty proud of the gift I picked out for her. For her anniversary gift, I ordered a blu-ray of the anime *Baccano!* It was ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1632187536 | 1632188125 | t3_ps8h3u | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Socalwarrior485: What’s the tool called?
English_Teacher_84: It's just called [Paraphrase Tool](https://paraphrasetool.com)
Socalwarrior485: Thanks. I think I could actually use this. I have been told im too verbose at times.
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1632187529 | 1632212999 | t3_ps8h1p | t5_2to41 | 77 | BarneThatIsntNoble: TIFU by taking the fight to the spider menace
TIFU by spraying spider killing spray outside a dollar general
To set the scene: the dollar general is infested with spiders on the outside. They range in size from dime sized, to dollar coin size. They have made it clear that they own the awning and th... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
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Spookymvmii: edit: i meant TOOTING not rooting lol.
Johnnnythehobo: Root tooting lol
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1632188483 | 1632190141 | t3_ps8qpa | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ms_Apples: TIFU writing about the "Unluckiest Jew in History"
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AleGolem: You need better friends.
ubersmitty: Sure doesn't.
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1632189781 | 1632191062 | t3_ps93u7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | daviloll: TIFU by slamming my dick into the door
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Ophelia550: So you were going to commit a sex crime and expose yourself to someone without their consent?
daviloll: i was trying to avoid that without getting blue balled but ended up slamming my penis
Ophelia550: Pants exist.
mossydeerbones: You're being too l... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1632192355 | 1632193072 | t3_ps9swl | t5_2to41 | 17 | The-Broken-Puppet19: TIFU By Talking About Bodily Fluids in A Group Chat
I didn't realize I screwed up until it was too late, and now my head is on the virtual chopping block because of my humor. Like my dad, and great grandfather, I find farts and "potty humor" hilarious. This group chat with my friends has a specific... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
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magic337282: i hope for your sake this is some sick joke. And if its not ur fucked up in the head
shadowofthedildos: I wish it was..
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1632205021 | 1632238454 | t3_psczbe | t5_2to41 | 6,230 | Tossawaythrowit: TIFU by walking NAKED through a hotel
Obligated to say this happened a few years ago. Oh but lucky lucky me. Did I ever duck up! My husband and I were gifted an amazing nights stay at a very expensive hotel. I’m talking a $1000 dinner at a diamond restaurant, and the views from our room were million do... | 10 | 623 | |
1632205718 | 1632219628 | t3_psd4sb | t5_2to41 | 30 | jrobbio: TIFU by going spelunking / potholing with my dad
This happened about 25 years ago when I was in my mid teens, but I was reminded of it by a cave diving post.
I lived near North Yorkshire which has a large caving area due to the large amount of limestone and ancient ice that carved out the valleys.
My best fr... | 5 | 6 | |
1632208065 | 1632275449 | t3_psdn06 | t5_2to41 | 628 | LemonandeSugar: TIFU by not attending online class and playing with my phone which resulted in losing my scholarship.
For some background I'm not from America so our School system is different from most of the people in reddit(it's more rigid and very competitive/trash) and I'll say sorry in advance for any wrong gramm... | 5 | 125.6 | |
1632210651 | 1632407662 | t3_pse5t0 | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ok-Computer-1033: I used to have a reoccurring nightmare of being in the wrong place for an exam. Now I have second hand trauma after reading this and after many years of freedom, I think it will haunt me again.
TrueScallion4440: I've had the same recurring nightmare and had a si... | 5 | 26.8 | |
1632211428 | 1632277243 | t3_psebh4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with something brown and stinks
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voze91: Bruh learn to punctuate.
shl00m: "ang" to proofread before submitting
Random_Frenchfry_245: Sorry man its a habit from my native language
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DefinitelyNotIndie: Ok how come noone is questioning this "I slept really deeply so I pissed the bed" statement? Do I have some magical superpower compared to you lot? I've slept massively deeply and woken up eventually for a double length per, I've stayed in bed for almost an ent... | 10 | 2.6 | |
1632217206 | 1632409701 | t3_psffd5 | t5_2to41 | 24,346 | throwRAwah27e: TIFU by being a little too comfortable with my dad
I will preface this by saying that I was higher than a kite.
So I was feeling myself in the mirror because we all do it at some point. Just turning, modelling and looking at myself from every angle. I don't know if it was the angles, outfit I had on, mi... | 19 | 1,281.368421 | |
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igglesfangirl: A person doing my pedicure told me she hadn't been to a gyn appointment in three years so she got waxed before she went. First, TMI to a stranger obviously. Second, what the heck? You don't wax in regular life but you do for a Dr appointment? I believe my reply was ... | 10 | 205 | |
1632223925 | 1632348804 | t3_psgvje | t5_2to41 | 901 | 001235: TIFU by telling my conspiracy-theorist coworker about Spokeo and showing him photos of his house on Google maps
Obligatory: This was yesterday. Today going to work will be hell.
My coworker is a huge conspiracy theorist type guy. Believes in "chemtrails" and "big pharma" etc. He also loathes technology (despit... | 11 | 81.909091 | |
1632226755 | 1632237049 | t3_pshkc5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by leaving my phone on
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epsileth: It's a commercial, don't really overthink it. Some people make comments as to what it could mean, but it's just candy.
IDKThatSong: no no, not that, now my mother thinks i look at penis posts now
epsileth: That's on your mom then.
It's about candy. Snack size ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1632226704 | 1632237208 | t3_pshjw1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | vicsloan0: TIFU by telling an old woman what marshmallows are made of
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Na-thanos: Pretty sure this is a repost of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/jvcabm/tifu_by_telling_an_old_woman_what_marshmallows/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) popular post
GracilisLokoke: Good to know!
isellins... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1632228307 | 1632248989 | t3_pshzjs | t5_2to41 | 39 | wworrall: TIFU By letting my kid have her "Favourite" toy on the toilet
My 4 year old daughter just recently started school. We were a bit laxx during the main pandemic times, and she isn't 100% potty trained. Her school insisted, No pullups, Underwear Only. And the don't have small "Potty's" for them, like she had bee... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1632228710 | 1632249775 | t3_psi3dm | t5_2to41 | 1,033 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThatBritishGuy73: This brings back memories of cutting my ball sack with the clippers…never again. Now I trim with scissors on my sack.
TyphoidMary234: I cut my sack with scissors, never again
ThatBritishGuy73: Ouf! Hair removal cream next on the list?
gliitch0xFF: Can't use hair ... | 11 | 93.909091 | |
1632229228 | 1632230489 | t3_psi8nq | t5_2to41 | 13 | keith10662: TIFU by saving a topless woman from drowning
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Bryanole27: And how is this a FU? She said she needed help, right? Honestly, kudos to you for actually taking action.
horsley1965: If a topless lady needs help, Keith will be there!!! 😜
Bryanole27: Doing God's work.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1632230686 | 1632234113 | t3_psio2g | t5_2to41 | 303 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bryanole27: You are a train wreck waiting to happen and are risking blowing up this entire thing. Stop it. You made it your purpose to change so many things about this guy and now you're jealous of him for what he has become. Shame on you. While you were molding this guy, what did... | 4 | 75.75 | |
1632231208 | 1632297832 | t3_psitit | t5_2to41 | 18 | ProudMount: TIFU by getting ambushed by spiders.
This happened 3 weeks ago but I was still in shock, that's why I'm posting this now.
I was at work driving around and delivering mail while it was really hot outside. So I decided to take a smoke break and park my car inside a forest to cool off in the shade.
After I f... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1632232082 | 1632258029 | t3_psj344 | t5_2to41 | 319 | Marshmallow09er: TIFU by saying I was Jewish
This didn’t happen today, but I’m still feeling the repercussions from it. So about 2 years ago after months of educating myself and deliberation, I decided to follow my heart (cheesy, I know) and begin the process of converting to Judaism. I went to a synagogue of my chosen... | 8 | 39.875 | |
1632233698 | 1632312141 | t3_psjl6c | t5_2to41 | 8 | ButterscotchScary525: TIFU by telling an old man that cartoon characters don't exist
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RoyalMilkStain: Where's this wood so I can summon my anime dream harem after all these years of waiting.
EAT ME SEMPAI
Nodsinator: Fuckin weebs
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1632234616 | 1632409895 | t3_psjw4u | t5_2to41 | 3,239 | ParadoxIrony: TIFU by being a single father
I’ve been working 70+ hour weeks recently, so my daughter has been hanging out with grandma quite a bit, and going to the park. It’s about five or ten minutes on foot, so it’s pretty close, and it’s a great place to meet other kids and families, so my mother suggested I take ... | 23 | 140.826087 | |
1632236346 | 1632251658 | t3_pskgw8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheVarnAttack: TIFU by not reading the label on contact solution
Oh how I thought ignorance was bliss.
I have been wearing glasses for over 15 years but finally got contacts last month. I am traveling for work and forgot my cleaning solution, so I ran to Walmart and grabbed the first box I saw.
I am a rusher, const... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1632236542 | 1632283956 | t3_pskjma | t5_2to41 | 1,595 | kimssecretaccount: TIFU by allowing my bf to walk in on me in a compromising position
This just happened yesterday. I'm on my phone and writing this a little rushed so formatting might suck.
My bf and I moved in together about 6 weeks ago. Our condo is very small and lacks the ability for any privacy.
It doesn't ma... | 6 | 265.833333 | |
1632236229 | 1632238502 | t3_pskfjz | t5_2to41 | 10 | Iamdro_: TIFU By Forgetting The 💨⛽️
Okay - so I *dabble* in cannabis every ~~day~~ so often. It helps me stay calm, helps me focus, and gives me a little motivation boost in the day if I take it in the morning. I really use it as medicine (and often call it that when I refer to it when talking to my friends).
So tod... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1632237335 | 1632242245 | t3_psktbl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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st3ph3nxiii: Grow up
Frptwenty: This is literally half the posts here, kind stranger
st3ph3nxiii: Doubt it
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1632238153 | 1632239110 | t3_psl3c0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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S_A_R_K: Give the kid some fucking Advil, what is wrong with you?
tripops13: I mean I would have if he had asked for it, he wasn’t complaining unless prompted.
S_A_R_K: You sound like an incredible parent /s
tripops13: Thank you, we aren’t in the habit of giving the children pain ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1632238845 | 1632287594 | t3_pslbm1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Broadside02195: Wow, that's pretty gross of you, ngl.
VoidCoelacanth: Don't kink shame 😜
Broadside02195: Kink shaming is my kink.
Shiny_cats: I’m going to kink shame your kink shaming kink.
| 5 | 5.4 | |
1632241659 | 1632265046 | t3_psmadw | t5_2to41 | 63 | CrispinLocke: TIFU by throwing away $100 of pot my bf just bought
So this happened maybe a month ago and it was my birthday!! We were on a trip in Florida but on the day of my birthday shit hit the fan and my bf and I had a fight and decided to take the 16 hr drive home that morning.
Things cooled way off hours later ... | 7 | 9 | |
1632242904 | 1632244296 | t3_psmpww | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheLittleGiggles: TIFU by stepping in shit at 4AM and scaring my boyfriend
This happened earlier today. I have have a small dog (and 2 cats but they're not relevant to this FU) who sleeps with me. His life's mission is to be as close as physically possible 24/7. He sleeps with me under the covers and kicks me away from... | 3 | 8 | |
1632243301 | 1632247140 | t3_psmung | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CanalAnswer: This is not how my teenage self would have envisioned a double dildo fight between two girls in my class.
yourmomsbestfuck: i bet :D
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1632245337 | 1632366853 | t3_psnkqn | t5_2to41 | 73 | Ongoing_Disaster: TIFU by getting used to a charging cable
Technically, yesterday I fucked up.
My husband had somewhat recently gotten a hybrid car with a plug-in option. The plug that he uses to charge it is right by the front door. I grumbled that I was going to think the damned cable was snake and get the piss sca... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1632247219 | 1632371393 | t3_pso7r3 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Strong0toLight1: Bruh in the same room as your sister and cousin 💀💀💀
BrokenAllday: that's how bad I was
Strong0toLight1: Well, you live and you learn at least.
OldCarWorshipper: You should read some of the posts in r/confession or r/iama. A lot of them are pretty wild.
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1632247004 | 1632248042 | t3_pso519 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Liefdelove1: Tifu by taking out the trash
So I’m 8 months pregnant, my husband is out of country for work. His family has been helping me out by cleaning cat boxes and moving the trash to the curb. Well I decided today that the bathroom trash needed to be emptied.
Rewind back to a month ago, I got a girl to come over ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1632248152 | 1632281804 | t3_psojfy | t5_2to41 | 13,388 | millipmas: TIFU by potentially ruining my friend's future sex life
Obligatory this happened about an hour ago. Writing on mobile so excuse any formatting issues.
I (M34) have a long distance professional friendship with a woman (F26). Absolutely nothing intimate - we work in the same field and used to work in the same... | 13 | 1,029.846154 | |
1632249627 | 1632250959 | t3_psp1u0 | t5_2to41 | -20 | SpokenTurtleBack: TIFU by telling my friend that her dog isn't non-binary
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singleton3: She is technically not wrong. Referring to an animal according to its genitals is stupid. At the end of the day it is just a pet. Its genitals do not matter because you will not treat it differently if it is a male or a fema... | 4 | -5 | |
1632252079 | 1651146198 | t3_pspwbb | t5_2to41 | 159 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a caller i was on a toilet
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Independent_Candy858: WHT did my post say
UpOxygen: Are you okay
Independent_Candy858: Yes
UpOxygen: Good to hear
Independent_Candy858: Thanks
Independent_Candy858: Yu
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1632252877 | 1632390103 | t3_psq68z | t5_2to41 | 16 | MakotoTachibana1: TIFU by wearing an Ahegao hoodie in public
TL;DR at the end
This happened a couple days ago
Just fyi
So last week was my bday and I wanted to spend it with some friends. We got high, watched anime and we had a blast. Then they went to give me a present and one of those presents happen to be an Ahega... | 4 | 4 | |
1632253405 | 1632333247 | t3_psqcjw | t5_2to41 | 99 | No-Garbage7092: TIFU by kissing a coworker
This happened several days ago, and I'm still reeling over it. It isn't a situation I'd ever thought I'd see myself in, and quite honestly, I'm embarrassed by my severe lack of judgment. But here goes.
I started working a new job as a secretary for a fuel company a few months... | 6 | 16.5 | |
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ah0yp0lll0i: You throw out "homophobic and Trump supporters" in the same judgmental breath, but you fucked a married pastor, destroying a family, and you still remain firmly mounted on your fucking high horse? I would say go fuck yourself, but since you're not married I guess you ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1632253719 | 1632260111 | t3_psqgbb | t5_2to41 | 23 | SpideyRules9974: TIFU by not using the restroom before HBOT
The obligatory 'this actually happened X number of months ago...'
Prequel: Tax Day 2020. I suffer a massive stroke...
A year (and some change) later and I get a job working for a neuroscientist. He offers to let me use the hyperbolic chamber for healing. ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1632253515 | 1632287411 | t3_psqduz | t5_2to41 | 37 | nekospirits: TIFU by telling my best friend my feelings too late
Obligatory not today but,
I met my best friend about six years ago, and from the day that I met her I knew that I needed to make her my friend, one thing led to another and I ended up falling in love with her, I sat on these feelings for years because sh... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1632256516 | 1632261900 | t3_psrf4m | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ChiricahuAustin: You sure did create one hell of a loopty loop in your head. Let's make one thing clear, embracing her own sexual urges isn't disrespecting herself. Sexuality and lust are nothing to be ashamed of.
Moving on, and back to the scenario you've created in your head, l... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1632256201 | 1632311246 | t3_psrbam | t5_2to41 | 33 | irondan23: TIFU by eating an edible before a birthday party
This happened a couple years ago, but I was thinking about it last night when I was supposed to be falling asleep.
I joined a kickball league to meet people when I moved to a new city (highly recommend btw). I met a bunch of fun people that ended up becoming ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1632258811 | 1632262731 | t3_pss8og | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pyro57: Thats theft that's a call to the police and getting his ass arrested and getting him to pay you for damages
Chilichunks: OP already did that, it's in the post.
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1632261418 | 1634325828 | t3_pst66e | t5_2to41 | 43,861 | throwaway27633728181: TIFU by unknowingly having sex with one of my students
Obligatory this is a throwaway, and this happened recently.
I'm fresh out of grad school, and I was part-time teaching as an adjunct professor in a city out East. I have a few lectures with 100+ students. I'm used to sometimes being flirted ... | 16 | 2,741.3125 | |
1632260188 | 1639800091 | t3_pssqvz | t5_2to41 | 13 | GOLDENninjaXbox: TIFU by pretending to do drugs
Ok I had 2 parties one on Friday and on on Saturday. On Friday I had 7 people over in all(myself included). So my two friends and I left to go get liquor and come back, once we got back we put the stuff down in the kitchen talked for a little bit then most of us went up t... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1632255503 | 1632263200 | t3_psr2rw | t5_2to41 | 24 | IceBlueLugia: TIFU by forgetting my groceries
This actually happened about a month ago but I’m just now remembering it and thought it would be a good fit for this sub.
It was a Wednesday at around 8:30, I just got off work and figured I’d take care of grocery shopping that night. So I headed to Walmart; the shop went... | 3 | 8 | |
1632265298 | 1632326073 | t3_psuehx | t5_2to41 | 46 | GiveHerDPS: TIFU but tightening a bolt.
TIFU by using my impact gun tightening a bolt. I'm a mechanic and was replacing a wheel bearing on a Chevy Impala. I just got done installing the new bearing and was tightening the 3 bolts that hold the bearing hub on to the spindle. I wanted to double check to make sure they wer... | 4 | 11.5 |
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