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GuyOne: Removed. Nothing bad happened in this situation.
heffitowoodworking: A lifetime of embarrassment is no good to you eh? Ok
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my_lewd_alt: Unless you intended on everything being in code blocks, **don't** use four spaces before a paragraph. Goddamn.
Catman360: Fixed. Thanks.
my_lewd_alt: You could've edited it instead of deleting it lmao
Catman360: Well I did at first, but then the code I used for page b... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1632267783 | 1632304319 | t3_psv588 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mr-Duck1: I was worried gf meant grandfather.
shapeshiftr62: Bruh
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1632267973 | 1632278772 | t3_psv7cc | t5_2to41 | 26 | Catman360: TIFU by kissing a girl.
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but about a week ago. It doesn’t matter though because this is the biggest fuck up of my life.
Edit: because it’s unclear, I am transgender (mtf). Judge that how you will
This is gonna be a long one, so buckle in.
 
Alright, so some b... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1632270714 | 1632306683 | t3_psvzu9 | t5_2to41 | 352 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wildadragon: Time for both of you to transfer to Alabama State.
Edit: woke up still inside her and no word of a condom.
Suck-Sessful: NEITHER of us knew, we definitely wouldn’t have done it if we did
wildadragon: Woke up still inside you, and no mention of a condom. Did he finish... | 10 | 35.2 | |
1632272040 | 1632338635 | t3_pswdda | t5_2to41 | 218 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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-FluffyFrog-: I remember watching a documentary the other month, and one thing it covered was body odor and how if your immune systems are similar, you're likely to find each other's body odor offensive, and if they are opposite/different enough, you're likely to not smell each ot... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1632272272 | 1632272659 | t3_pswfpj | t5_2to41 | -2 | ScAr_wlvrne: TIFU by Taki dick
Obligatory 5 days ago, only just remembered it. Also sorry for formatting. On mobile on the bus home.
My girlfriend (who’s genderfluid, so please use they/them pronouns and gender neutral terms, though I will be using pronouns and terms aligning with her gender at the time of the inciden... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1632274846 | 1632322643 | t3_psx5xr | t5_2to41 | 13 | Lokael: Tifu by encouraging a slow friend to see a sex worker and got him practically disowned.
Ok so this didn't happen today but recently. My friend is a bit slow. I don't mean that to insult him. He's nice but genuinely slow. He also has fairly bad tourettes and is autistic so he will only talk about Nintendo. I'm n... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1632280024 | 1632341465 | t3_psym28 | t5_2to41 | 40 | LinkFamous: TIFU. might have to leave University due to failed exams and my parents dont know
I am sorry in advance, I am not a native english speaker and I am probaby all over the place.
So... Today I fucked up big time.....
For a little backround, my relationship to my dad is rather unhealthy. He gets angry over li... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1632280201 | 1632328328 | t3_psynu9 | t5_2to41 | 190 | Cbran41: TIFU by paying more than $1000 to play Far Cry 5 when it first released. [short]
TL;DR - I think I got my moneys worth. 10/10
Obligitory, this was not today but 3 years ago. I'm in Australia too so the $1000 in question was in $AUD. (about $770usd, €670 euro)
Proof: [https://ibb.co/4J8S6YS](https://ibb.co/4... | 6 | 31.666667 | |
1632285215 | 1632341240 | t3_pszyzo | t5_2to41 | 240 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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molyhos: Just apologize and tell her you're a f-ing dumbass. How would you feel if she said your penis looks like a goomba, huh?
Sonofmay: I’d piss myself laughing tbh but that’s just me. Tell my girl I’ll goomba stomp her ass if she keeps making fun of it
molyhos: I mean... To be... | 6 | 40 | |
1632285541 | 1632427434 | t3_pt0211 | t5_2to41 | 69 | 666Witch-bitch666: TIFU by Trying to Wax my Coochie
I started working as a counselor at a Jewish summer camp when I was sixteen. I was placed with the middle schoolers and got to spend my summer living with a bunch of 12 year olds. Towards the end of the first session there was a staff party, and I wanted to clean up i... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1632289396 | 1632292982 | t3_pt0zpy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SlickWillyBill412: One must learn to walk before one can run.
But don’t sweat it. He probably had to get the cookie dough delivered. Assumed you were alright. And if he told his friends just laugh it off. I bet you’ll be alright
_abbeyy: Yeah I’m trying not to overthink it too m... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1632296740 | 1632344976 | t3_pt2ksb | t5_2to41 | 11,495 | heavenlyangle: TIFU by underestimating the impact of an earthquake
First time poster, long time lurker. On mobile, English is my first language, do with that what you will.
This happened about 20 minutes ago. I live in Melbourne, Australia. This morning, we experienced a rare 6.0 earthquake. This was very novel and ex... | 16 | 718.4375 | |
1632306732 | 1632378233 | t3_pt4oe5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | decearing-eggz: TIFU by using a cheap shaver
So about 4 years ago I was in a bit of a pinch for cash and got these shaving razors in a discount store. My mom took half and I took the other half. Had no problems for a while and then came summer.
Naturally I went and showered and started shaving my legs. Smooth sailing... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1632310139 | 1632327209 | t3_pt5jjo | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my MOT on moving day
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FulaniLovinCriminal: Just book an MOT near your new house. If you get stopped, you're on your way to the appointment. Totally legal.
nursenotes: I did consider this, but at best I'd arrive at the new house by 6pm, have to unpack the car and then drive to the ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1632310963 | 1632356749 | t3_pt5qw5 | t5_2to41 | 1,640 | peppermint-oil69: TIFU by using peppermint oil to repel spiders.
so, a little backstory... the last couple of nights I've been visited by those medium sized all black spiders in my bed, on my pillows , walls there were webs all over my room . so I did some research and saw that peppermint oil was great for getting r... | 10 | 164 | |
1632312027 | 1632350555 | t3_pt6100 | t5_2to41 | 449 | -Proph3t-: TIFU by assuming I'm smarter than hair dye
This is such a stupid story and it actually stems from another FU, if anyone interested I can post that story too...
EDIT: since people asked, I'm [attaching a video of how it looks now](https://imgur.com/gallery/xisTZ92), another part of the FU was that I used the... | 9 | 49.888889 | |
1632317909 | 1632377999 | t3_pt7q7t | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cynic_boy: Just found this:
Treatment for red kidney bean poisoning
Most cases resolve themselves within a few hours. But there have been cases which have required admittance to hospital. This is usually been due to the quantity of beans consumed and dehydration.
Persistent v... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1632321867 | 1632395093 | t3_pt911r | t5_2to41 | 254 | Pure_nulla: TIFU by causing my ex fiance to cut off all her friends.
me (26m) and my fiance (25f) (I'll refer to her as T) split recently. I didn't want to but her family is tamil and she's afraid they'll abandon her if she brings me to them. So I made her a promise I'd always love her and I'll wait forever if that's w... | 11 | 23.090909 | |
1632321964 | 1632353157 | t3_pt9286 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BobStuff0704: Imagine thinking it’s ok to record nsfw videos of yourself and actually post them online! This is what having zero morals does to a mf
Ps991: As long as they are posted in places where that kind of content is accepted, I don't see the problem or how it is immoral...?... | 9 | -0.333333 | |
1632322521 | 1632323145 | t3_pt98t2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | whatifcatsare: TIFU by licking my grandmother's foot ball.
Just this past weekend I visited my grandmother to spend some time with her. I was thirsty so I went out into the fridge that she keeps in her garage for bulky things like drinks or freezer items and decided to take a peek in the freezer.
The first thing I saw... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1632324168 | 1632384865 | t3_pt9tez | t5_2to41 | 1,109 | kjstub: TIFU by exposing my parents’ inside joke about Bob TO Bob
I come from a gaming family. My dad, my mom, my brother, and myself are all very into video games and have been forever! My parents boast that they bought a first gen Atari and have been avid gamers ever since.
While I was growing up, my parents had th... | 6 | 184.833333 | |
1632325362 | 1632325941 | t3_pta887 | t5_2to41 | 41 | 78Carnage: TIFU not knowing I had to put my stool sample in the little hospital toilet hat
So this happened years ago but I just remembered this from a discussion with a friend this morning.
So I have crohn's disease, for those of you who are not familiar with the disease, it's an autoimmune disorder that effects the... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1632325993 | 1632332169 | t3_ptag5b | t5_2to41 | 15 | Woastanovkize: TIFU by almost getting deported and having my life ruined for jay walking in Montreal
5 days ago I was in Montreal. This was my first time going to Canada in over 20 years. I needed to use the bathroom and there was a Mcdonald's across the street. There were cars crossing the street, but there was enough... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1632328403 | 1632334863 | t3_ptbblf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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true_suppeee: "Post vid19"
BladedD: OP says they’re from Florida
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1632323259 | 1632362998 | t3_pt9i15 | t5_2to41 | 55 | el-beau: tifu by making my neighbor think I'm a f*cking insane person.
I live in a building with a courtyard in the center. On my side of the courtyard is an outdoor "hallway" and the doors to the units in that side of the building. On the other side of the courtyard are the balconies and windows of the apartments on ... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1632326789 | 1632333633 | t3_ptaqm0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Soia-R33f: TIFU by not taking proper care of my glasses and possibly paying too much for new ones.
This is somewhat of a two-parter, with one event happening on Sunday but its effect is ongoing, and another event that happened today.
On Sunday on my way to my parents' house for a few days, I took a detour to go and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1632335276 | 1632402277 | t3_ptdqzk | t5_2to41 | 3,229 | puseajews: TIFU by staying the night at my boyfriend's and taking a massive burly-ass shit that for the love of God wouldn't go down the drain.
To fill you in, I'm a 5 foot college student with a reasonable digestive system that occasionally decides to fuck me over when I'm in the presence of company.
Quick backstory:... | 14 | 230.642857 | |
1632336779 | 1632392811 | t3_ptea0t | t5_2to41 | 33 | Alwaysangryupvotes: TIFU by giving my girl pink eye.
Well for starters I’d like to point out the my girlfriend is NOT a morning person. I can make her breakfast in bed and she would absolutely still wake up with an attitude. Therefore I walk this very thin line of keeping her from falling all the way back to s... | 3 | 11 | |
1632338728 | 1632339254 | t3_pteyx0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Just_Another_Anybody: Noooooo just wanted to read this
Anotheredditaccount3: Me too!!!!!
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1632338614 | 1632361248 | t3_ptexfe | t5_2to41 | 38 | tatteddiamond: TIFU by not preparing myself for my second COVID vaccine dose. Consequences abound. TW: My period is involved.
Hello all,
Yesterday I was scheduled to get my second covid vaccine, it was the first day I was allowed to due to the waiting period. Now so far this doesn't sound like a FU am I right? Well. ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1632340699 | 1632341412 | t3_ptfm3e | t5_2to41 | 13 | marvinapplegate1964: TIFU by sticking my foot in mouth after a family member disappeared.
I sent a text message to a buddy today. I will just post the dialogue:
Me:
“Hello [Friend]! Decided to check in on you and see how you are doing. I dreamt last night that you fell out of a plane, but didn’t die - you were just in... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1632347915 | 1632349936 | t3_ptgtwb | t5_2to41 | 31 | lawjournalfuckup: TIFU by getting involved in my friend's business.
This is a pretty major fuckup that happened a few hours ago and I've only just stopped crying over the repercussions from it. For context, I am a third-year law student, and in law school, we have law journals, in which students write and publish schol... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1632349447 | 1632370470 | t3_pthay2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | BleachedWonton: TIFU by rearranging the keycaps of my school chromebooks into alphabetical order
Yeah so this started yesterday, we have this thing called a FLEX block where you can book a classroom to go to and work with your desired teacher. It's almost like a free block. So anyways yesterday me and my friend were... | 3 | 4 | |
1632349254 | 1632413516 | t3_pth8fw | t5_2to41 | 17,347 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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now_you_see: Note to anyone who fears homelessness: do NOT sell your car no matter how much you’re struggling (Unless it’s some high end jeep you can trade for a cheaper car + 10K in cash)! In the short term, sleeping in your car is 1000X’s better than sleeping on the street etc i... | 17 | 1,020.411765 | |
1632350261 | 1632353365 | t3_pthl3h | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GD_Bats: None of your friends’ theories are supported by scientific research. That said saying people become gay from “trauma” was pretty dumb.
[deleted]: I said they could. Because that happens. (In a 1:10000 odd)
GD_Bats: “Trauma” being a catalyst in “making” people gay isn’t su... | 6 | 1 | |
1632352592 | 1632421545 | t3_ptibob | t5_2to41 | 316 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a one week ban on xbox live
obligatory happened a few days ago.
So I was playing forza horizon like I usually do, racing other players on the highway and all. One of the guys I was racing got real tilted and started trash talking me on my DMs. Things escalated and I ended up calling him ... | 6 | 52.666667 | |
1632352710 | 1632382149 | t3_pticy8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | animeruleslol: TIFU lost a friend of six years
This is my first Reddit post so I am sorry if I am doing something wrong with my post
TIFU
I have this friend I will call F and me M so me and F have been best friends for six years so yesterday me and F where hanging out at school (in high school by the way) with our othe... | 3 | 1 | |
1632356682 | 1632357689 | t3_ptjj6o | t5_2to41 | 139 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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chris17453: Her intolerance of others is just a symptom of her bigotry. I would fly an even bigger flag.
Small-Chemistry-2740: She probably believes in god too.
RobbietheRetard666: facts
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1632356515 | 1632376137 | t3_ptjhhf | t5_2to41 | 15 | ayman678: TIFU by using my teeth to open a bottle
This happened at 7 in the morning today. I had a glass bottle of sparkling water and couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my teeth because I'm an idiot. I ended up chipping my front tooth and making my gums bleed. There was actually a decent bit of blood so I panick... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1632363342 | 1632375693 | t3_ptleb0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Chase0288: TIFU by forgetting I switched wallets.
Recently, I switched from a front pocket minimalist wallet, back to my many years old back pocket trifold wallet.
Today I went to a local Burger and Shake shack chain for dinner. I pulled through the drive through, made my order, then proceeded to pull forward for ... | 5 | 4 | |
1632365532 | 1632367318 | t3_ptlzmi | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By Saying Something Without Enough Context in a Heated Situation
So, today my boyfriend (M22) and I (F19) were discussing his mother. We have a very healthy relationship, he’s my world, but his mother is somehow fantastic at tearing that apart in seconds. It really only takes the mention of her name to... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1632366239 | 1632409399 | t3_ptm6wc | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Symmiie: Once my dad jokingly called me a son of a bitch not really thinking about it and my mom gave him the coldest stare I've ever seen before he realized.
Rahodees: That's so weird to me. She obviously knows he didn't actually mean to target her and that it was just an acciden... | 6 | 13 | |
1632368732 | 1632374650 | t3_ptmv6n | t5_2to41 | 47 | Evil_Creamsicle: TIFU by being too excited to see someone at a funeral
Even though this was a couple years ago now, it still pops into my head and horrifies me periodically.
My cousins' uncle was murdered. (My uncle's ex-wife's brother, who we knew well and regarded as family even though not technically related).
At ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1632371922 | 1632373721 | t3_ptnoyr | t5_2to41 | 23 | AnonymousButIvekk: TIFU by exercising too much after coming back to the gym
So, I went back to the gym after 3 months of inactivity (and some 9 months of being regular before that).
Of course, I had to start small. I was doing chest exercises and decided to cut the weights by half, but I still did many more reps than... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1632371113 | 1632376920 | t3_ptnhmk | t5_2to41 | 170 | Shurigin: TIFU by Boiling my Hotdog
This happened just a few hours ago and the morphine has subsided so reddit time. Mobile sorry for formatting
I was getting ready for work and had to steam my uniform to get out some wrinkles while I was steaming I had a shirt I just steam fall off the hanger I went to pick it up st... | 5 | 34 | |
1632375455 | 1632609703 | t3_ptojkp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ophelia550: And? There are spiders all over your house. You're never more than six feet away from a spider at any given time. Spiders eat the real pests on your house and you should welcome them.
I don't understand all that thrashing over one spider when there are tons more.
Acti... | 4 | 1 | |
1632376250 | 1632376733 | t3_ptopwl | t5_2to41 | 42 | H3ll0_Th3r3: TIFU by not seeing my toxicity sooner
The tipping point of this happened today, but it’s kind of an ongoing situation.
I’m currently a junior in college. When the pandemic hit I was still keeping up with one of my friends from freshman year. After talking more, she invited me to live with her and two othe... | 3 | 14 | |
1632376685 | 1632437629 | t3_ptot9f | t5_2to41 | 24 | grappelswithshit: TIFU by trying to order Pizza at a Gift Shop
This wasn’t today, it went down a year ago.
I live overseas so I’m not the most savvy on American markets. At the time I was visiting my daughter in California. We had been strolling near the beaches and window shopping for a few hours when my daughter (a... | 3 | 8 | |
1632380077 | 1632382195 | t3_ptpklx | t5_2to41 | 5 | cafum: TIFU by selling weed and having cops steal close to $10k from me
So obligatory happened last week.
TL;DR: sold weed, cops caught me and took my $9k
So to begin with, I’ve been into drugs most of my life. This was not really a choice but more of a result of living in an enviroment with criminals everywhere. I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1632356352 | 1632515002 | t3_ptjfrm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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_Kaleidoscopic_: To be fair you did not fuck up and noted the dog. It's not like the dog is racist there was something that caused the dog to respond the way that they did regardless of whether it was her skin tone or Ascend or noise or face she made. Dogs aren't racist. Unless th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1632380906 | 1632384702 | t3_ptpr7e | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GoonPatrol: If you’re gonna lie you better stick to your guns and lie till you die
jahSEEus: This. If you have a single decent bone in your body you will probably have second thoughts, regrets, remorse, or worry about a lie.
Stick to your guns.
Eventually you will fuck up l... | 3 | 12 | |
1632383253 | 1632414833 | t3_ptq8wb | t5_2to41 | 15 | Smackroyd: TIFU by swearing at the wrong person
This happened just moments ago.
I woke up late this morning, fortunately I'm still working from home so I can get to my desk pretty quickly when needed. But, as my body commands, one of my first tasks of the day is to relieve myself. I'd just settled in and last night's ... | 3 | 5 | |
1632420956 | 1632564691 | t3_ptr2xe | t5_2to41 | 936 | theonecarguy: I'm just....amazed you have shit bottles. You know, wet wipes are probably a much more practical solution...js
me_team: We'll add shit bottles to the reddit hall of fame. Somewhere along side poop knives where it rightfully belongs.
kar____flo: I had to reread the shit bottle in the bag part. Love how cas... | 12 | 78 | |
1632387184 | 1632421921 | t3_ptr2iv | t5_2to41 | 10,640 | lostrealityuk: TIFU - My 7yo son f'd up with bad spelling on Roblox
~~So this happened yesterday and I'm still trying to get him unbanned.~~ He's now unbanned!
My 7yo son was playing Roblox before school, he's sharing some cash(?) with other players and we call him to get his shoes on for school. This is where it com... | 12 | 886.666667 | |
1632384730 | 1632412917 | t3_ptqk22 | t5_2to41 | 25 | BigLayer8: TIFU by getting hit in the knee… and liking it
I was at work and got hit really hard by a sharp corner on my left knee, it was fucking painful, and I have a very high tolerance to pain, like any cut or hit or even broken bones in the past I just kept on going with my day. But after a minute or 3 have passed,... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1632389988 | 1632391019 | t3_ptrne2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Exact_Initiative7660: That story was a wild ride from the “:3” to the misusage of TL;DR
Wrong_Vast5414: sorry first time 🙃 I’ll try better next
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1632390553 | 1632474567 | t3_ptrrq6 | t5_2to41 | 49 | saggycarrot: TIFU by spending 2 nights in hospital for 'man-cold'
This is more of a vent post for me to get this off my chest and to apologise to those whose time I have wasted.
I came down with a pretty bad fever 3 days ago so took myself to bed to sweat it out. Popped some painkillers and had a pretty rough sleep, b... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1632392073 | 1632405777 | t3_pts3vb | t5_2to41 | 179 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Mushrooms of the psychedelic sort do not I repeat do not taste good
patricknogueira: I think the problem is that they are raw and dried up. I can bet money that if you try to eat a dried shiitake it will taste bad too.
What I do with the magical ones: a bit of salt, pep... | 5 | 35.8 | |
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Poekienijn: I feel like I’ve read this before. Did you post this before or are there more people with this FU?
Tidalpancake: I haven't posted anything on r/tifu before.
Poekienijn: Ah I think I remember someone asking a question somewhere like “why does this get downvoted.
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1632400047 | 1632469712 | t3_ptu414 | t5_2to41 | 433 | dogerlove3: TIFU by giving my hair and having my sweetheart separation with me.
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hogswristwatch: Who wrote this, babelfish?
Lawlipoppins: Not everyone speaks English as a first language. My guess is this person can read and write in at least two languages, which is probably more than you.
hogswristwatch: You'... | 9 | 48.111111 | |
1632403019 | 1632403178 | t3_ptv292 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Crytch: Today I fucked up
Today
4 years ago
🤯
AnyCatch4796: Lots, if not the majority, of stories on here happened a long time ago.
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khanspiracy_: You never know what kinda reaction the wrong person might have to extreme spices. The boss was extremely mad because It could’ve cost the company more than just productivity
Kilek360: I know a shop where they sell extremely spicy sauces and in order to buy the spici... | 3 | 8 | |
1632408996 | 1632443841 | t3_ptx0r9 | t5_2to41 | 222 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by ruining the tips of local coffeehouse employees
Oh how I hope this post is long enough to warrant attention.
TIFU by ruining the tips of Starbucks employees
This was the “Today” that happened in the mid 90s, when tips were given directly to the gals selling coffee. All of a sudden all cof... | 5 | 44.4 | |
1632411013 | 1632441703 | t3_ptxq3o | t5_2to41 | 285 | firsttimershere: TIFU by smashing my cousins face in the cake
This happened a few days ago! So we are mexican and it's a very common thing for us to do. Every year in my family we buy 2 cakes, one for the birthday song which after we finish singing we push the birthday boy/girl face in the cake, another for eating afte... | 6 | 47.5 | |
1632411688 | 1632415559 | t3_ptxyk0 | t5_2to41 | 31 | LilPreest: Tifu - by being too honest
For a bit of context, I (17m) am in my last year of high school and in the first term where my grades matter the most for uni applications.
Last week, I received my grade for my math test, and surprisingly, it said 27.5/29 - a 95%, which is way higher than what I would have been h... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1632412491 | 1632486782 | t3_pty8ai | t5_2to41 | 5,202 | HB1theHB1: TIFU by eating shrooms at high elevation
This happened a few days ago but I’m just getting a chance to write about it. So my friend and I were in Colorado and decided it would be cool to eat some shrooms and go to Rocky Mountain National Park on a beautiful sunny day. We had to fly out later that evening so ... | 13 | 400.153846 | |
1632413801 | 1632499443 | t3_ptypaf | t5_2to41 | 597 | objet_darte: TIFU by leaving my vibrator on my office desk in full view of my colleagues
(Posting from my NSFW account, for obvious reasons)
I have had my Lelo vibrator for nearly 7 years now, and I am very, very fond of it - it gets used about 3 times a week on average (I'm F44). But recently I noticed it started mak... | 10 | 59.7 | |
1632416488 | 1632485545 | t3_ptznbz | t5_2to41 | 1,061 | miamartiny: Tifu by going out on a date with the guy that works at the convenience store
Obligatory, this happened yesterday
I really fucked up. Yesterday I went on a date with the guy that works at convenience store, I knew this would be a mistake, but I have a hard time saying no.
I go to the convenience store almos... | 7 | 151.571429 | |
1632405714 | 1632451105 | t3_ptvx9n | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by running into a cow and breaking the tractor door.
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LunchOk9535: You dont have to make amends or anything. Those 12 steps are more religious, and it doesn't help it just makes you recruit more people and to be a 'sponsor for other people, when you really should be focusing on yourself. Its ve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1632422123 | 1632422807 | t3_pu1n72 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CamBeast15366: So you gave yourself a massive dick-hickey? Nice lmao.
I wish you luck though in your future endeavors
CanalAnswer: Dick Hickey is also the new host of Jeopardy
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1632422163 | 1632428565 | t3_pu1nnw | t5_2to41 | 36 | Teze_Tenshi: TIFU by getting biten by a wild mouse
I work at an adventure park, if you can call it that. Its basicaly a forest with parcours where you can climb. Because it is in a forest, of course there are wild animals. They mostly dont show themselves because we have screaming children and its just overall loud and... | 4 | 9 | |
1632423293 | 1632461902 | t3_pu21y2 | t5_2to41 | 149 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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panbert: The lunch is part of the interview. They are watching for the relaxed version to appear. The interviewers MAY recognise you were nervous, I hope so, but in future, remember, the interview doesn't end until you leave the building.
CucumberError: Depends if they’re lookin... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1632426541 | 1632436115 | t3_pu374r | t5_2to41 | 60 | anxiouscakedragon: TIFU by inhaling baking soda
Our fridge is full of food, probably some that has expired or needs to be eaten, and it doesn't smell like roses. Roses aren't very pleasant anyway, in my opinion.
I put a container of baking soda in a few days ago to soak up the stank. Didn't help.
So today I mixed it ar... | 3 | 20 | |
1632428187 | 1632431393 | t3_pu3pwl | t5_2to41 | 641 | Guyontheinternet25: TIFU by drinking to much
This happened 2 days but I thought I'd share it anyway.
A few of my friends convinced me to finally go out to the bar with them again.
I figure "oh what the hell" and go along with them. My daughter was out with friends and I thought she'd be out for a while.
So while w... | 7 | 91.571429 | |
1632429514 | 1632461001 | t3_pu462h | t5_2to41 | 282 | uhsorrybro: TIFU by getting in a fight with a razor.
TIFU: This just happened like 30 minutes ago. I reconnected with a old friend that is going through a divorce, and she wants to have dinner tonight to catch up, so I decided to hit the showers, and do some manscaping. I do it at least 3x a week in case of getting luc... | 5 | 56.4 | |
1632431382 | 1633033692 | t3_pu4sox | t5_2to41 | 17 | Yourtrashberry: TIFU by accidentally sending half the school on a manhunt for me
I (15F) go to a nice private school. I’m on varsity field hockey and it has always been my passion. Today, I was tired and I told my friends Luna and Jenna (14F and 15F) (names are fake) that I jokingly didn’t want to go. As I was changing... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1632434429 | 1632435135 | t3_pu5s3u | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheDerpiestCat: Lesson learned. Dont go to work while sick during a pandemic
ADudeWithQwestion: Take notes!
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1632439922 | 1632459334 | t3_pu7h34 | t5_2to41 | 2,380 | frankie-downhill: TIFU by having sex on a school trip
Alternative title: TIFU by being a horny teenager (totally original, I know)
So, I’m an 18 year old female on a school trip to Berlin. Fun times, right? Well yeah. That’s kinda the problem. I’m having too much fun.
You see, my school understands that 18 year ol... | 12 | 198.333333 | |
1632441750 | 1632495726 | t3_pu809p | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reddit-username_here: Can you not tarp it so you don't have to store it inside?
Or hell, if you want something stronger, look into shower pan liner. You can get it long lengths by like 4' wide and rubber cement two pieces together for a watertight barrier.
Glad_Union_9112: That w... | 4 | 5 | |
1632447116 | 1632542058 | t3_pu9hjn | t5_2to41 | 11,522 | throwaway578n0: TIFU by banking it all on being bi-curious.
Edit: I’m a male!! Should’ve been more clear
So this FU came to a head yesterday, but has been years in the making.
I went to a Jewish school all my life as a kid, and was taught being gay was wrong, however when I get to high school I went to a public sch... | 16 | 720.125 | |
1632451279 | 1632476323 | t3_puamle | t5_2to41 | 25 | silverware_jones: TIFU by exposing myself in the mall
So today I’m (19f) shopping alone in the mall and I go in to a smallish boutique type store, women’s clothing only. I find lots of stuff, mainly pants, and I’m taking the clothes to try on when I see that the fitting rooms are closed. I think oh well I’ll just retur... | 5 | 5 | |
1632449887 | 1632454394 | t3_pua8ta | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CorrosiveAlkonost: Wait, she did lie?
Reddit-username_here: Of course. She told him the test was happening that day and never did. She pushed it to the next week.
CorrosiveAlkonost: Ah... okay, I didn't see that, now I get what OP means. Well, at least the teacher apologised.
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1632454240 | 1632460284 | t3_pubfyu | t5_2to41 | 21 | ThePoliticalGuru2036: TIFU by trusting USPS too well
TIFU by trusting USPS too well
So it may not have been me directly that screwed up to be entirely honest, however I might be partial to blame seeing as I put the utmost trust in USPS.
I pay my auto loan about two months at a time. I’m from a small town in Michigan... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1632454415 | 1632457149 | t3_pubhmd | t5_2to41 | 29 | redvelvetspiders: TIFU by trying to clean the oven
My mom has been feeling really down lately, so I decided that I was going to help by cleaning the kitchen. On one night, I did most of the dishes(we have A LOT), and on the next day I cleaned the counter tops and the oven. I had recently learned that you could pull the... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1632455873 | 1632633497 | t3_pubvab | t5_2to41 | 26 | lawless_door_hinge: Tifu by leaving my door open
I was busy with a project when I thought “what if I masturbated later but not rn”, and so I plugged in my vibrator to charge it to use later. I got done working on my project for the night, turned off the light in my room, and went downstairs to watch Jujutsu Kaiden beca... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1632456765 | 1632459072 | t3_puc3u6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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darkjediii: Sorry to hear that. I know most gas stations in my area puts a hold on funds for the avg cost of a full tak of gas then reverses the charge and charges the correct amount. I hope that’s the case here.
reddeaddoloresedd: Unfortunately not but thank you, I ran it as deb... | 3 | 6 | |
1632458266 | 1632459041 | t3_puchif | t5_2to41 | 29 | Voaxas: TIFU having an assplosion next to a guy in the stall
This happened my freshman year of college in 2015.
There was about 15 minutes left of our freshman orientation class and I really had to go so I thought this was the perfect moment.
I rushed to the nearest bathroom that happened to be the tiniest, it has 2 ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1632473182 | 1632498546 | t3_pufp5q | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sol-idSnake: Sounds like you was cruel to others to save yourself some perceived effort. You earned it.
To be honest you sound like you've been behaving like a bit arsehole recently.
Julius_Duriusculus: Actually sounds like a teenager with teenager problems.
The internet doesn'... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1632476667 | 1632562026 | t3_pugdpf | t5_2to41 | 14 | Got_Gasoline: TIFU by entering the beginning stages of a relationship with a direct report
Essentially as the title states I have fucked up, or at least damaged my career by entering into the beginning stages of a relationship with a subordinate employee.
I am her boss and she is a regular employee under me.
Anyway ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1632476682 | 1632560502 | t3_pugdth | t5_2to41 | 306 | ei283: TIFU by accidentally enforcing segregation at a hackathon
I was at a hackathon and someone invited me to their team to fill their final slot, but when I followed the guy back to the team, someone else on their team had just come back with someone else to fill the same slot. I felt like making a clever hackathon-... | 7 | 43.714286 | |
1632478820 | 1632479030 | t3_pugu66 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ayuvii: Is online banking the problem, or is drinking the problem?
Reikovsky: Definitely the latter.
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1632488006 | 1632600588 | t3_puj4fs | t5_2to41 | 95 | GruKnight: TIFU by not knowing what black coffee is
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Modest_Matt: I thought this sounded familiar.
Did this also happen to you two years ago, under a different username, or did you just think you'd steal somebody elses story for karma?
Original - [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ea3r1k/tifu\_by\_not\_... | 7 | 13.571429 | |
1632489077 | 1632491492 | t3_pujg5r | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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shnu62: There is a finite window to act now, to let A know that you do like her, and that it was too awkward to say at the time, and that hopefully she likes you too. Don’t lament in what could have been, seize the moment and tell her how you feel. Best of luck, you can do it.
bat... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1632490862 | 1632614556 | t3_puk0hj | t5_2to41 | 13,640 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Elwalther21: As an adult that takes Adderall I feel like if I had taken this double dose by accident my wife would have woken up to the cleanest house she's ever seen.
I_Restrain_Sheep: Same here, one time I took my prescribed 60mg of Vyvanse before a full day of online school. My... | 15 | 909.333333 | |
1632491050 | 1632501756 | t3_puk2r8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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L3f7y04: Ah, the Ted Mosby strategy
brickville: Totally Mosbeyed him.
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1632493592 | 1632540664 | t3_pukwzh | t5_2to41 | 5,134 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting on an elevator with my family after an obvious one night stand
About a month ago I went to my brothers wedding which was a 2 day event. The first night was the rehearsal dinner and a little after party after that inside the hotel’s banquet room. Around 12 PM my brother’s wife’s friend showed ... | 7 | 733.428571 | |
1632493367 | 1632500227 | t3_puku9b | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl with cancer for a hair tie
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[deleted]: yeah
hann_del: Yeah
[deleted]: what is up homie
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1632495604 | 1632528977 | t3_pull9d | t5_2to41 | 825 | Primeministerdumbass: TIFU by being to excited and not checking the date and ending up a long way from home
Hi. Long time lurker but had to make a throwaway cause I would rather sweep this incident under the rug and pretend it didnt happen. But I know if i dont get it out im gonna tell this story drunkenly tomorrow at ... | 7 | 117.857143 |
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