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Sesame_Street_Blues: What did I just read?
misser-of-pizza: seems like it's an AI dungeon generated thing. google AI dungeon to see what it's about. Didn't even read half of it, thanks.
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1632500439 | 1632507033 | t3_pun75z | t5_2to41 | 6 | hyskills: TIFU on my 1st day
For context, I'll explain all of it in this thread since I already feel bad and stupid that I fucked this 1 thing that can get me and my mom into trouble for the company we applied to.
So, me and my mom applied at a company that's a Call Center company and me and my mom just got our interv... | 3 | 2 | |
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Unaccounted_Idea: Could of been worse.. your friend might have never heard of 2 girls 1 cup
polskisamuraj: https://youtu.be/HqGsT6VM8Vg
mccallii: Brings me back to my childhood
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1632505948 | 1632600455 | t3_puozky | t5_2to41 | 7 | reallifeMess813: TIFU by sleeping.
So I am a college student and today is my birthday. I don’t go out partying or drinking what so ever and I spend all of my time on academics. I have to work with my schools disability department because I receive extended time and have to set every test/quiz/exam up with them, and tod... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1632507104 | 1632538304 | t3_pupdc3 | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU By pouring nail polish remover all over my cock and balls
So I’m a dude that likes to paint his nails different colours to stand out and such, but holy fuck I paid for it today. I was attempting to remove some particularly stubborn black varnish while watching twitch streams in the background. Since I h... | 7 | 16.571429 | |
1632507161 | 1632507535 | t3_pupe0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ambitious-Bear1382: TIFU by doing the sex thing
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pogiguy2020: TIFU by reading this
Ambitious-Bear1382: Well that just hurts my feelings.
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1632507518 | 1632605299 | t3_pupi5f | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bsffs: CBD only? No, not possible. Full spectrum CBD it's possible to have this outcome but again unlikely because the dose of THC in full spectrum is pretty low to begin with.. where'd you get it from?
AwesomeStreet_: I got it from here
https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/pr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1632508961 | 1632744520 | t3_pupy5p | t5_2to41 | 776 | ComprehensiveLie9151: TIFU by calling the police on man carrying m16 next to my house and him finding out that I'm the one who called
I live in a small college town in a 1 bedroom duplex on a street with many other students. Behind my duplex is a small wooded path connecting my neighborhood to another street with some ... | 15 | 51.733333 | |
1632501863 | 1632533983 | t3_punokm | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by pre-ordering something over a year ago and forgetting about it.
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Zestyclose_Task: It helps to set a reminder in your phone for one year later lol but that was so much fun to read 😁
Kevo05s: What didn't help is that COVID pushed their release back even further lol
Zestyclose_Task: Lol man co... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1632511815 | 1632518156 | t3_puqtz6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Taking Out The Trash
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DrG2390: Do you have a Bengal by any chance? I have a Bengal and a Sokoke, and that’s pretty much all you can feed them haha
Hieroglphkz: He’s a long haired orange tabby. His mom was a stray rescued by my sister while she was pregnant, so we don’t know what the fath... | 4 | 4 | |
1632511759 | 1632512960 | t3_puqtd0 | t5_2to41 | 40 | soap_in_my_pants_1: TIFU by overpacking laundry into the washer
Throwaway because my friends definitely know my Reddit username. Actually happened a week ago, consequences still in progress.
Last week, I was doing laundry and decided to combine what should have been two loads (bedding and clothes) into one wash cycle.... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1632512161 | 1632546151 | t3_puqxtf | t5_2to41 | 370 | Awesomocity0: TIFU by almost causing a window cleaner to fall off a skyscraper
I work in a very tall skyscraper. I haven't been at work due to covid in a hot minute but needed the peace from my work at home situation. So I went into the office yesterday.
I work in a very hot city, and sometimes when I walk outside to... | 5 | 74 | |
1632516347 | 1632549953 | t3_pus7sf | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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spunky3932: I had a realtor basically force me to write my name down once at an open house, but I never did like doing that. So I wrote down Bradly Bradford - in which she immediately came over to look at what I wrote- stared me right in the eye, and said "who's parents would ev... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1632518600 | 1632521552 | t3_pusvyg | t5_2to41 | 30 | mistymountaintimes: Tifu by taking a picture of the personal birthday card my boyfriend sent me while away and sending it back to my boyfriend to point out some funny things about it.
So I got a funny birthday card from my guy since he's away for it this year. On the front of the card it says "Happy birth_ay! I'll give... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1632521732 | 1632525015 | t3_puttbt | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mossydeerbones: It's fine it's penicillin, at least, that's what my mum would tell me when I complained of the blue bits on my bread ...
Breezy1885: I thought I was the only person whose mom said that.
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1632522006 | 1632983950 | t3_putw5n | t5_2to41 | 2,493 | miamartiny: TIFU by going out on a date with the guy that works at the convenience store [UPDATE]
Link to the previous post
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ptznbz/tifu_by_going_out_on_a_date_with_the_guy_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
So I talked to him while I was on a break at work, I told ... | 10 | 249.3 | |
1632517120 | 1632588143 | t3_pusfqk | t5_2to41 | 62 | MyRogue: TIFU by mishearing a bus driver when she asked me a question.
This is kind of a small, stupid one but I hope it can make someone smile!
My car broke down today so I had to call a small personal bus that would take me home. It comes quickly, great, I get in, pay the fee and she takes my location. I start to sp... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
Little_Lebowski_007: Cast that Lvl 3 Eroticism
jarrodh25: Teleport that arcane buttplug!
demontrain: I cast enlarge
iOuchKabibbled: You roll a nat 1
omegapenta: i picked halfling because my dm banned lucky.
Alise_Randorph: Tb... | 12 | 1,111.916667 | |
1632529435 | 1632556125 | t3_puvv8f | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by gloating about my ability to see
Most early mornings I head over to a local hill that is popular with runners and walkers.
It tends to be the same people there most days and I have that “I don’t know who you are, but we see one another every day so I’ll say hello and make small talk” relationship w... | 3 | 19 | |
1632531076 | 1632625876 | t3_puwasw | t5_2to41 | 191 | __Kolo__: TIFU putting on a one time use ticket wrist band on two months early.
TIFU Putting on a one time use ticket wristband on two months early
I bought tickets for Day n Vegas (music festival) a couple months ago and today received a small package containing a envelope. Within the envelope was a wrist band and sm... | 10 | 19.1 | |
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TheLoneWanderer10: Lol if she finds out maybe she'll want to go out with you or something weird
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Papazolaxoxo: 🤢🤢
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1632537466 | 1632586316 | t3_puxykf | t5_2to41 | 48 | kittykachoo77: TIFU by losing my job because I chose to get vaccinated...
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Phoenixilva: >...teaching english to people all over the world...
>sorry for the bad english, it isnt my first language.
🤔
firefly183: That being said, his English seems fine, lol.
EldritchVulpine: Ooooh nooooo it does not.
fi... | 8 | 6 | |
1632542785 | 1632617021 | t3_puzajk | t5_2to41 | 22 | yourballcourt: TIFU by getting pepper burn on my dick
No, I did not fuck the pepper.
Ok, maybe I fucked the pepper, but that's not what this story is about.
Today I was making dinner using a new pepper from my garden. I don't know what they were, but they were small and red, so I tried them before I decided to use ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1632543610 | 1632616141 | t3_puzhv8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Exact_Accident_2343: TIFU by asking out a girl that works at the gym I go to
So I started going to a recovery gym to help heal from workouts. They do things like cryotherapy and deep tissue massages. One of the girls that works there is attractive and a few years younger than me (25M) and so I was always interested in ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1632543736 | 1632559325 | t3_puzizk | t5_2to41 | 220 | CapnFullpants: TIFU by not knowing what a dildo is.
TLDR at the end.
This didn't happen today. Nor did it happen earlier this year. In fact, it didn't even happen during this century.
The year is 1988. I'm 12 years old and definitely not a very "mature" 12 when it comes to knowing about worldly things like foreig... | 5 | 44 | |
1632548756 | 1632584234 | t3_pv0ozf | t5_2to41 | 273 | morpha_fario: TIFU by taking way too much fiber
This happened this morning and is very much a poop story.
I’ve taken fiber pills everyday for most of my adult life and you should, too. Fiber’s good for you. I typically take 3-4 pills a day which is about 3 g of fiber. A doctor recommended it a long time ago and I’ve ... | 15 | 18.2 | |
1632548558 | 1632575887 | t3_pv0nh2 | t5_2to41 | 406 | Royalchariot: TIFU by vomiting on my neighbors kids
This happened earlier today
I was extra hungry for breakfast so I had a big meal and some strong coffee. The weather reported rain coming later so I decided to get my daily walk in while it was still decent out. I went out about an hour and a half after eating.
Dur... | 5 | 81.2 | |
1632541271 | 1632555995 | t3_puyx7e | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwawayhumano: TIFU by rejecting the love of my life for my carrer
This is a throw away account. Some days ago I met this 18yo woman on Tinder (Im 27), instantly fell in love wiht her, despite she lives in another state I was crazy enough to risk my self and travel after two days of chatting with her.At first, I only... | 3 | 1 | |
1632549009 | 1632551673 | t3_pv0qv7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RhinoG91: TUFU again by mistaking the term cement for concrete.
Cement is the binder that is used in concrete, while concrete is the mixture of aggregates and cement paste (with water).
In other words, you didn’t eat flour you ate pancakes; flour is just an ingredient in t... | 4 | 2 | |
1632556884 | 1632583307 | t3_pv2en2 | t5_2to41 | 185 | Is_there: TIFU by playing a game of Geoguessr that resulted in Spanish Reddit thinking I'm a pedo.
TIFU by playing a game of Geoguessr, being shocked by a poster and having Spanish reddit thinking
This happened Thursday but I am still feeling the effects.
A bit of background and context -
I have teenage children, w... | 5 | 37 | |
1632558362 | 1632605199 | t3_pv2pce | t5_2to41 | 83 | vox-magister: TIFU by thinking the discount was the discounted amount
So I am looking to buy a house. What has been preventing me and my wife from actually going ahead with a house purchase is we don't have enough for a deposit. We are in our mid 20s and just had our first kid recently, so my wife left work (also due t... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1632561726 | 1632572369 | t3_pv3dow | t5_2to41 | 28 | Ravaella: TIFU by not hiding my little secrets well enough
TIFU because last night I was feeling pretty anxious and my boyfriend was spending the night away. One thing that helps me with my anxiety is sucking on something. I have a couple adult pacifiers that i have for anxiety relief reasons. My boyfriend knows about ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1632563792 | 1632588544 | t3_pv3sew | t5_2to41 | 18 | OhGodWhy1096440: TIFU by taking three laxatives tabs instead of two.
Today I fucked up by not following the instructions on my laxatives. TL:DR at bottom.
I (33f) have been constipated for a couple of days now so I finally caved and took laxatives before my six hour work shift. The instructions clearly say take two p... | 3 | 6 | |
1632566488 | 1632587512 | t3_pv4ddh | t5_2to41 | 52 | HollyJean93: TIFU by playing with my dog's lil lipstick
So this is even funnier if you’ve heard the joke about the three blind men describing an elephant: It’s a tree, it’s a snake, it’s a magic carpet…
I had one of those nights with my dog when he hacks and coughs and pukes…I resigned myself to taking him to the vet... | 4 | 13 | |
1632567871 | 1632569611 | t3_pv4o8m | t5_2to41 | 17 | Introvert_kudi: TIFU by evading a question
This FU happened roughly 4 years ago. I was working in a small company with few of it's branches located in nearby states. At my branch, we were a team of 4-5 people in total.
I remember it being a Friday and a co-worker from a different branch had been visiting our office.... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1632568415 | 1632697384 | t3_pv4sep | t5_2to41 | 33,112 | thelifeofsteveo: TIFU by turning up to a wedding without my cameras..... I'm the wedding photographer....
I really fucked up today but managed to pull it back without anyone knowing.
I've been a professional wedding photographer for 8 plus years and this is my worst fuck up.
Yesterday (Friday) I had a 5 hour chest t... | 19 | 1,742.736842 | |
1632577156 | 1632592339 | t3_pv6y2n | t5_2to41 | 5,639 | toxicrhythms: TIFU by cupping my husbands balls and licking his nipple
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retro_pollo: He definitely shit on the bed if it doesn't go away
[deleted]: The ultimate troll. Shitting in your own bed to prank your wife.
woodjwl: There's a reason why we have a mattress protector on the bed :)
o3mta3o: If you shit your... | 7 | 805.571429 | |
1632579208 | 1632584948 | t3_pv7jal | t5_2to41 | 929 | WaitingInLine: TIFU by scaring my baby sitter into thinking I was having an affair.
Background: I (26M) am married to my wife (27F) and have twin girls that we employe a baby sitter (20F) to baby sit for us.
TIFU: One day on my day off I was working on my car and must have taken my rubber gloves off and stuffed them ... | 6 | 154.833333 | |
1632582355 | 1632637106 | t3_pv8i9n | t5_2to41 | 5 | Randomees: TIFU by causing a blunder at work
So this did not happen today, rather last year when I had my first WFH job.
Back then, I worked at a cybersecurity company whereby I had to be on the lookout for malicious/ compromised sites by following malware researchers on social media or through repositories. Not a gla... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1632583603 | 1632605265 | t3_pv8x42 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cthunders: In Gummo he eats spaghetti in the tub
PurpleFine4935: Gross.
Rasen_God: Ironic
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1632585835 | 1632592572 | t3_pv9o9f | t5_2to41 | 17 | PolarBal: TIFU By Taking The Driver's Side Mirror Off Of My Car In A Starbucks Drive-Thru.
Hello everyone. Listen to the tale of my fuck up that happened only 20 minutes ago...
Today I was doing driving lessons with my father. I was doing great; stayed in my lane, looking over the horizon, keeping up speed, etc.
The... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1632589091 | 1632679094 | t3_pvatis | t5_2to41 | 41 | biddee: TIFU ignoring my car's backup sensor
I have a relatively new car that has an extremely sensitive backup sensor. I joke with my husband that it senses ghosts because if there is even the slightest elevation behind me, it will beep. Sometimes it beeps even if nothing is behind the car at all (and I've checked)... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1632590574 | 1632597326 | t3_pvbcje | t5_2to41 | 14 | Lumpy-Pilot-2324: TIFU by trying to become a runner and ended up in a life of pain and medical expenses
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ENDofZERO: Hey Dave/snoo, didn't you just post in another alt that you got into running because you thought it would help you be social?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/pv15d0/text_how_do_y... | 16 | 0.875 | |
1632595058 | 1632627428 | t3_pvct80 | t5_2to41 | 470 | Dude-XCVII: TIFU by drilling a hole on a client's gummy boat, and he wanted a new one because of it.
To make it clear I'm still a student, and this is my first job in the field of marine electrics/electronics.
**Story:**
The navigation lights were not working on the client's tender(for those who don't know it is a si... | 9 | 52.222222 | |
1632596517 | 1632597244 | t3_pvd9x3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Groundbreaking-Box20: Dude, what the fuck?
[deleted]: You had to see the dress. It was a marvel in engineering as much as it was in design.
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AK_shayn: Reminds me of my time in both Romania and Georgia. Both countries were very hospitable, and everyone was always trying to get me to drink there planca (?) or what ever it was called.
I think they called it Chacha in Georgia.
Zinakoleg: Palinka.
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1632603747 | 1632606412 | t3_pvfi0b | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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chrisdines1: Yeah, we have a rule in our house where our bedrooms are our private spaces that nobody is allowed in unless invited or if you ask to go in. Keeps that kind of thing from happening. I have to say, that rule has saved my ass a couple of times in the past 😂😬
VelarisCi... | 12 | 2.75 | |
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Rio1970: Where are you located?
fyodor2gloves: He’s a scammer
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1632600422 | 1632606308 | t3_pvehmn | t5_2to41 | 335 | ghibli_ghirl: TIFU by being like the Princess and the Pea
In case you haven’t heard the story, this castle tested a Princess to see if she was truly a princess by hiding a single uncooked pea under her bed, which hurt her back and kept her up all night, no matter how many mattresses they piled on top of the pea, to pro... | 3 | 111.666667 | |
1632606274 | 1632716027 | t3_pvg93h | t5_2to41 | 38 | shalomworld: TIFU by groping a mannequin
This didn't happen today, it happened a few years ago. I was a horny teenager and me and my friends were walking outside. There was this small apparel shop in our street and one of my friends dared me to grope on of the mannequins placed on the road. Now mind you, I'm a dumbass ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1632607262 | 1632613615 | t3_pvgjh8 | t5_2to41 | 276 | LeMetalSmurf: TIFU by trying to save a baby bird
I'm traumatised. This happened literally 15 minutes ago.
So, I tried to save these pluver chick's (Australian birds. For context they're notorious for being violent) from being on a main road where there was a lot of traffic. Using my car to encourage them off the road,... | 6 | 46 | |
1632608064 | 1632608454 | t3_pvgrsl | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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zgr024: As a fellow human who has little to no eyebrows from the same exact reason, I can wholeheartedly say... I feel for you but... it ain't that bad. They do grow back and yes it does take a while unfortunately. Hang in there. No need for surgery. Just make sure they're even an... | 3 | 9 | |
1632609471 | 1632614767 | t3_pvh61g | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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crackhousebob: I remember your original post. Sorry you are going through this. Have you checked to see if there is a shelter or food bank in your area? That's probably what I would do first if I was in your situation. Homeless shelters suck I'm sure but at least you will get ... | 4 | 1 | |
1632619379 | 1632714807 | t3_pvjvzx | t5_2to41 | 117 | songbird592: Tifu the beginning of a relationship with one of the best girls I’ve ever met
I just screwed up with the best girl I’ve ever met
We are in one of the same orgs at uni and then we decided to start hanging out a little bit. She came over and we watched Star Wars visions and then she invited me to party with... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1632618714 | 1632688257 | t3_pvjpfx | t5_2to41 | 84 | BadBeatMagnet: TIFU by going on a deer hunting trip
So I’m getting into hunting as a hobby, but given that this takes place in the woods, a lot of navigational skills are required. I have always been HORRIBLE with directions: I get lost very easily, I have to use the gps to go places I’ve been to a million times, I can... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1632620102 | 1632622327 | t3_pvk2wy | t5_2to41 | 18 | entitled_parents4: TIFU by trying to illegally download a shitty game
This action didn't happen today but it surely has affected me today.
So last month I wanted to download a new video game. I've heard all my favorite YouTubers talk about Black Ops 2 Plutonium. Back when I only had a PS3 and didn't upgrade to PS4, Bl... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1632622282 | 1632626918 | t3_pvko3t | t5_2to41 | 33 | Lundyburger: Tifu by triggering my gfs trauma
Happened yesterday
Planned to go see a concert with my gf. It’s a long distance relationship, so this was the first time we got together in person in months. We agreed I would spend the night at her place ahead of time because of how late the concert let out.
The day of ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1632622628 | 1632625604 | t3_pvkrj3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ramii83: Oh like we haven’t all done this.
TheLoneWanderer10: I haven't. What about u???
Ramii83: You’re lying.
TheLoneWanderer10: Nope. Just u
Ramii83: Obviously not just me since the OP did it too. I just turn that shutter sound off.
TheLoneWanderer10: Lol but for real who even ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1632623367 | 1632667400 | t3_pvkyps | t5_2to41 | 11 | Lundyburger: Tifu by triggering my gfs trauma
Throw away account, so let me have it. I deserve it.
Long distance relationship. We planned a concert date. We agreed I’d stay at her place that night because of the long drive and how late the concert let out.
Day of, she texts me about how she hasn’t had time to clean h... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1632625331 | 1632630940 | t3_pvlhrx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Playmill: Are you implying you drank too much and then drove your kids home?
bsliving143: Thankfully I wasn’t driving and we live in the same neighborhood as his parents.
Zestyclose_Task: Who was driving then
Particular-Pain-4666: Drunk-Dad 😃
Zestyclose_Task: Oh thank goodness ma... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1632627538 | 1632671679 | t3_pvm215 | t5_2to41 | 79 | daffyuglyduck: TIFU by telling my mom about my friends porn interest
(I’m a freshman in high school)
Ok so I’m staying the night at my friends hosue and we both have a mutual friend “john” (we both know people who use Reddit and want to keep this as anonymous as possible) so our friend John is a furry for Asriel from... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1632629239 | 1632670913 | t3_pvmh6i | t5_2to41 | 113 | deathbypee: TIFU by peeing at an inappropriate time
So I (22M) was at this party with the boys. You all know how it is. We were having a fun time, and since we are big boys, a fun time entails a large number of beverages of the alcoholic variety. So I'm in the sub-basement of my friend's lair and I'm super beered up. I... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1632627782 | 1632752594 | t3_pvm472 | t5_2to41 | 206 | thatstoeupthatstoeup: TIFU by losing at Mario Party
I’m currently writing this in the midst of my FU so forgive any spelling mistakes.
A few weeks back I ran across a promotional display for Paqui chips at my local gas station.
For those who are unfamiliar, paqui got famous by selling a single insanely hot chip coated... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1632629841 | 1632632519 | t3_pvmmfh | t5_2to41 | 4 | bigoldangus: TIFU by Entering a Contest
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: Is this even fuckin real
Ghostinthemachinima: Obviously
ThatKaleidoscope8736: Fuckin wild
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1632622962 | 1632655803 | t3_pvkut8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | HiddenWhiteFang: TIFU By Sending an Embarrassing Message to the Wrong Chat
So, a little bit of backstory. My friend and I have a long on-going text role-play, and we've been going back and forth for years with rather long posts. It's a hobby we thoroughly enjoy.
Now, I'm in a contest that is totally unrelated to my f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1632632581 | 1632716049 | t3_pvn9f0 | t5_2to41 | 77 | bluepurplepinkboy: TIFU by cleaning my car and tossing my Adderall prescription in the trash.
Today started as a pretty productive saturday. It is my first day off after working 4 12-hour shifts in a row and my only day off before another 3 starting tomorrow ( I know weird schedules).
I started off by cleaning my room... | 8 | 9.625 | |
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ohv_: But did you have your mask on?
Ayfthisshit: Yes I did
ohv_: Haha I'm just fucking with you.
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catsaway9: I love that you can pay for parking that way. Too bad about the typo. Can you appeal the ticket? Since it was an honest mistake.
harry488: A mistake is a mistake here so cant appeal.
Cant ya guys pay parking by sma?
Abbot_of_Cucany: I've never seen text-message (SMS) p... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1632634204 | 1632634486 | t3_pvnm4n | t5_2to41 | 24 | Loogie125: TIFU by sending my crush’s profile to her
Instagram has this feature of sharing profiles to other people through their DMs.
I was on the phone with one of my friends who happened to go to the same uni as both of us, although I’m a freshman and she’s a Junior (my crush is also a freshman) and I was talking a... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1632640034 | 1632649262 | t3_pvnlzo | t5_2to41 | 9 | Azidamadjida: Username checks out
PEDANTlC: Thats not even what pedantic means you fucking loser, oh my god. (there at least this one is a little bit pedantic)
Azidamadjida: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/didactic-vs-pedantic
“Pedantic is used more narrowly. It typically describes a particular kind of a... | 11 | 0.818182 | |
1632634296 | 1632637508 | t3_pvnmwf | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LadyManchineel: Wow, you are lucky to be alive!!
I was in middle school and spent Y2K at my house. My parents invited a lot of people from church and they were all praying because people were saying it was when the rapture was going to happen, or all the computers would malfuncti... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
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AEtherbrand: First, I have a personal question: did you not enjoy it because it wasn’t fun, or did you not enjoy it because of the nagging shame? Your feelings are valid either way, but if it’s the shame that stopped you then I hope you get through it. Shame has no positive side e... | 6 | 27.5 | |
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Michalert: Did he get pissed?
cowboyatnight: Literally
I actually told him as he got up, he was like “Damn that must have felt good”
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Setthegodofchaos: Ewwwww! Thanks for the warning. I definitely WON'T be trying that anytime soon
ElephantExplosion: Since I work at the store that I constantly see them at
I often wondered why they have been there so long and nobody has been buying them because usually food item... | 8 | 4.875 | |
1632652239 | 1632669999 | t3_pvrbg4 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Startingout89: Why did you cum loudly on stage? ELI5
Hgrammer: I love this comment
Startingout89: Thanks. I was half being a smart arse and half inquiring as to what cum laude means...?
MaximumFrank: Cum laude is Latin for “with praise” and is reserved for notable academic achieve... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1632652380 | 1632708381 | t3_pvrcl9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Affectionate-Case-85: TIFU by expressing my romantic interest towards my guy friend
It's pretty simple but so hard.
I have a guy friend, who is very amazing.
The way he acts and respects me is something that I don't have words to describe.
Unbelievably kind to everyone. Funny, smart and always there to cheer me
I ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1632651724 | 1632683238 | t3_pvr7a2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Lusty8214: TIFU by falling madly inlove with a prostitute
This may not be the right thread. But im knew here. So.. Here it goes.
I(29m) met this prostitute(21f, let's call her Ashley) approximately 4 months ago to acquire for her 'services'. She's not the first I had. I've acquired said services from different 'walke... | 9 | 4.111111 | |
1632663742 | 1633050037 | t3_pvrsvi | t5_2to41 | -2 | Deadfishfarm: Lol wtf? It's perfectly okay for her not to be attracted to bi men
Taboo_Noise: No it isn't. This isn't something natural, it's homophobia that almost certainly comes from society considering gay men less manly. It'd be a problem in any context, really, but here it's especially bad because she is bi herse... | 15 | -0.133333 | |
1632659655 | 1632693361 | t3_pvsz1v | t5_2to41 | 285 | AshingtonDC: TIFU by leaving the front door unlocked
I live in an apartment with 2 other roommates. I got back late after a party and found one of my roommates chilling on the couch. The other was apparently staying with his gf that night. We chilled for a bit and then went to bed. Neither of us remembered to lock the ... | 6 | 47.5 | |
1632661087 | 1632687355 | t3_pvtby6 | t5_2to41 | 7,617 | TurningTwo: TIFU Mistake at 30,000 feet, innocent people suffered
I recently took a short vacation to a lesser developed country. On my last night I decided to sample some of the more exotic local fare and had a mixed raw seafood dish which was quite good. Lots of tentacles and what not. All was fine until the flight ... | 11 | 692.454545 | |
1632665195 | 1632711963 | t3_pvuid8 | t5_2to41 | 1,276 | lousyelectrician: TIFU by taking a date hiking and her falling off a waterfall
I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now and we both really enjoy the outdoors so we've been doing little hikes on the weekend. The weather has finally started to break from the humid summer and the leaves are starting to change colors... | 11 | 116 | |
1632668342 | 1632671397 | t3_pvvguw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Acrobatic_Ad_8868: TIFU By Recording My Principal
Ok so this happened a few weeks ago at school when the whole devious licks thing was going on. All the soap dispensers went missing at my school and so did the milk for some reason. To try and combat this the principal(P) locked and taped off every bathroom except one a... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1632669979 | 1632686514 | t3_pvw0d0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | throw_away2118: TIFU by holding in feelings for longtime friend
Obligatory throwaway to save myself embarrassment, and also this situation was a few years ago. Also keeping things a little vague.
So, a few years ago, a good childhood friend of mine started flirting with me, and really turned up the flirting once she t... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1632671339 | 1632688808 | t3_pvwfow | t5_2to41 | 547 | Cezwa: TIFU by telling a lady in a wheel chair, it's okay I get to stand
It's a short one.
So this happened a few hours ago and I'm still mortified. I 28f work in a supermarket. I was on the tills and I seen the lady in a wheel chair approach and throw her bags up on the till, I wave at her and being the nice person I... | 7 | 78.142857 | |
1632672031 | 1632675705 | t3_pvwn9p | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jot4th: TIFU By trying to home remedy a hangover.
So, my story starts yesterday. My brother-in-law got hitched, so naturally there was going to be a fair amount of drinking. My wife and I agreed that I wouldn't get too drunk, which is all fine and good cuz I hate hangovers... but I know, and you know, that this headlin... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1632675758 | 1632682265 | t3_pvxst0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Such_Relationship_80: TIFU Ice prank ended up costing my cousin a fair amount of money...
I went to the US to visit my cousins at Kentucky for about 2 week as it had been nearly 6 years since we had last met.It was alright and we had a great time overall and for those who aren't in Kentucky , KFC tastes about the sa... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1632676667 | 1632731349 | t3_pvy2zj | t5_2to41 | 5,590 | throwawayacc8390: TIFU by pushing my Crush down the stairs.
Hi there I'm 16F.
My school has a store, and I'm part of the Team, we sell lockers, hoodies, shirts , sweets etc.
My Crush is part of the team.
Fridays we're always together in the store, he does talk to me but he's kinda shy idk.
Today we had to get stuf... | 10 | 559 | |
1632677188 | 1632686329 | t3_pvy8wj | t5_2to41 | 15 | SwedishChef336: TIFU by also leaving the front door unlocked
This post is inspired by a very similar story posted by u/AshingtonDC
This happened not today but maybe around 2012/2013. I lived in a house with a roommate who worked nights. Around 1 am I woke up to the sounds of someone walking in the front door and stumb... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1632679182 | 1632736804 | t3_pvyult | t5_2to41 | 21 | shaddowedniches: TIFU BY UNINTENTIONAL RAT SLAUGHTER.
This goes back many years. Names changed. Tom (20) and I f(19) shared a flat with Jack (19). His gif Harriet (18) stayed a lot.
Now Jack has a great affinity for animals. He had already raised a number of young wildlife, the most famous being a jackdaw who met him ... | 3 | 7 | |
1632680302 | 1632716317 | t3_pvz7rc | t5_2to41 | 6,190 | Hi2you2: TIFU by making my cat a Tinder
Obligatory this happened last night and to my friend who doesn’t have Reddit, so letting her post on my account. Everything told from her point of view past this.
To preface this, I’m a woman in a gay relationship and my girlfriend thought it would be funny to make a Tinder pro... | 10 | 619 | |
1632683407 | 1632699121 | t3_pw07fl | t5_2to41 | 50 | MotherOfPiggles: TIFU by doing groceries while hungry
This happened yesterday but I'm still suffering today.
I made the mistake of grocery shopping when I was hungry, i brought what i thought were precooked chicken enchiladas that only needed to be reheated in the oven. So after getting home, I popped them in the oven... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1632683975 | 1632698256 | t3_pw0dtf | t5_2to41 | 46 | sioutdoors: TIFU by using a port-a-potty
Today, I’m at a softball game watching my daughter play. My stomach had been hurting all day, and the whole team decides to get Mexican for lunch between games. We get back to the ball fields and now I’m really needed to use the restrooms. All they have here is two port-a-pottie... | 4 | 11.5 | |
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Lurkerphobia: This brings back memories from 20 years ago haha.
Sadly, on the last trip to the other side the man in the campfire told me if I came back again I couldn't go back to normal. It was all in my head but it scared the hell out of me. Never again.
Magyarharcos: Maybe it... | 5 | 4 | |
1632690611 | 1632793826 | t3_pw2gvf | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU By not being there for my kid when she needed me
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theeaglejax: Sounds like this wasn't your fuck up given that the mother ghosted you. That really sucks. Be extremely careful with your support as to not get dragged down the rabbit hole of enabling due to your self imposed guilt regarding a chil... | 12 | 7.25 | |
1632690732 | 1632693936 | t3_pw2i6x | t5_2to41 | 15 | Affectionate-Case-85: TIFU I did something super horrible with no way to turn back time!!
How do you tell a guy you are madly in love with that you can't be just friends.
He doesn't feel Romantic love. He says so.
I can't feel platonic love. I want to kiss him and all.
Clearly conflict of interests.
He is amazing. ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1632691847 | 1632715816 | t3_pw2ua3 | t5_2to41 | 56 | throwawaydeadinside7: TIFU by Double Timing
Don't get me wrong with the title. I'm not a cheater. Sorry it might be a long ass story.
I was in love with a woman(A) in my undergrad. We were friends but we never dated. She was dating a guy but they broke up because he cheated. Post undergrad we were talking to each oth... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1632693704 | 1632695059 | t3_pw3dnt | t5_2to41 | 53 | spirtualscientist: TIFU by unintentionally asking somebody if they clogged our toilet
I work at a cat cafe, and today was pretty slow, so I sat down to have lunch on a quick break with my coworker. As I’m eating, this couple was on the way out of the cafe, and the man gives me a heads up that the toilet was clogged, an... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1632694597 | 1632696623 | t3_pw3mzu | t5_2to41 | 22 | Jaded3158: TIFU by mowing near a hornet nest.
This is actually my mom’s FU and happened last Wednesday
We have a fairly sizable backyard that has some brush growing in the very back. Wednesday was a great day for mowing, so my mom decided to mow the front and back yards when we got home from work. She got the front y... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1632696307 | 1632781990 | t3_pw44ob | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying out a morbid prank on my neighbors while setting up a Halloween decoration.
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dominus_aranearum: If someone bumped your ladder, this isn't your fuck up. They should be paying your medical bills.
PurpleGodandViolet: Yeah but I'm not gonna be vindictive when I was fucking around nor am I... | 13 | 5.615385 | |
1632697854 | 1632705157 | t3_pw4kuh | t5_2to41 | 258 | thermonuclear_: TIFU by kissing a drunk friend while I was sober
Some background: I have been friends with a group of girls since the beginning of high school ( we are in college now) ( we were really close friends) and a while back I started to develop feelings for one of them (we’ll call her Anna). I tried to burry m... | 4 | 64.5 |
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