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1410983446 | 1410985345 | t3_2gov6s | t5_2to41 | 4 | ImRightBehindYou8: TIFU By almost getting arrested.
I'm at the station and swipe the card they give students so they card so they can ride the bus/el for free. I swipe mine and got through, then my friend, but my other friends wasn't working, so I walk back through the thing to help him, and it won't let me go again, s... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1410983308 | 1411070521 | t3_2gouwn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by pretty much degrading my gf
So yesterday me and my gf were talking about what we are going to do for christmas. I mentioned that we should have sex for the first time! Seemed like a good idea until she asked why, and I didn't have a solid answer. I kept saying "because" and "well why not babe!". Yeah... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1410985645 | 1410997573 | t3_2gozhv | t5_2to41 | 6 | ShartsofEndeerment: TIFU being too inebriated for a very serious conversation.
Like most of the posts I'm going to put on here, this is from several years back. My best friend was home from the Army(We'll call him Freddy), and was hanging out at a house party that my housemates and I were throwing. There were all sor... | 6 | 1 | |
1410986261 | 1410988546 | t3_2gp0pv | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing the tough guy in Football practice (no, not Handegg)
So first of all, this is my first post on Reddit.
Some background knowledge, I'm a 20 year old student who is currently having a working experience in a neighbor town i've just moved to. I haven't checked my neighborhood too thoroughly in ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1410990079 | 1413041045 | t3_2gp892 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Hankvonstankname: TIFU by burping on the phone
So last night I was out with the boys and the girls after work, living with y parents, and I'm in university. Now don't judge but I have a curfew, and forgot to tell the home-dwellers that I was out, so I call around 1 to tell them I'll be home at 2, here's how the call wi... | 11 | 0.272727 | |
1410989851 | 1411003278 | t3_2gp7rw | t5_2to41 | 156 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my roommate's dog
Happened five minutes ago. I almost always get home from work significantly earlier than my roommate. He's got a pretty chill dog that's always happy to see me and I usually talk to him as I take my shoes off, just random stuff like "Met any nice bitches lately?" or "sup ... | 4 | 39 | |
1410991137 | 1411142581 | t3_2gpa7d | t5_2to41 | 337 | LargeMidget: TIFU by getting impaled on a wrought iron fence.
Hey you know that episode of the Walking Dead where the young fellow gets his leg impaled on a fence spike? Well that basically happened to me except I wasn't being chased by zombies, I was just drunk.
Flashback to Labor Day (I know it's "today" I fucked up ... | 6 | 56.166667 | |
1410991774 | 1410993222 | t3_2gpbem | t5_2to41 | 7 | DarkVoidize: TIFU by smashing my friend in the face with a badminton racket
Today, we had a P.E lesson, and in that very lesson, it was required that we play badminton. Not everyone was pleased; though I was ok with it because I'm actually alright at it despite being awful at most other things.
We all split up into fo... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1410995029 | 1410995634 | t3_2gpfdp | t5_2to41 | 3 | lucipherous: I don't. It's a new phone and boy does this sucker get hot!
DisablingRiver: What kind of phone is it?
lucipherous: HTC One
| 3 | 1 | |
1410994764 | 1410999723 | t3_2gpgo0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | JaredTheComputerGeek: TIFU by using Windex on my Son's Custom Built Gaming Computer.
Guys, I'm on my son's account right now, because I don't have a Reddit account. So, I'm trying to give everything a good polish and cleaning, and I decide to wet a paper towel with Windex for his glass L shape desk. I'm wiping, and I n... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1410990334 | 1411003647 | t3_2gp8pf | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by spanking it 'quietly' in my room...
This TIFU actually occurred some years ago, but I had the thought that my first (I could post many) TIFU post involve manually agitating my penis until it puked. I remember checking the mail one day and finding a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. This was a fateful... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1410996220 | 1411010645 | t3_2gpj8v | t5_2to41 | 29 | jimmiewhiper: TIFU By stepping on a beetle...
A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally squashed a beetle right outside my room. I killed it in cold blood, stomping on it with my bare foot. I apologized, cleaned it up, and moved on with my life. At least, I attempted to.
A few days later, the same type of beetle showed up ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1410996370 | 1411033869 | t3_2gpjic | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU Exposing my raging erection to our foreign maid while holding scissors
So the story begins with any other day. I wake up eat food and hide in my bedroom.
But today my girlfriend was coming over, we do a kind of thing where I pick her up after school every two days and see her. I have just left college ... | 7 | 17.142857 | |
1410998661 | 1411050703 | t3_2gpnen | t5_2to41 | 187 | smashingmellons: TIFU by covering my vagina in cocaine
Like many TIFUs this didn't happen today. This happened when I was back in college in the US. Me and some buddies decide to go camping at some beach so we take my friends pick up, load our gear along with a couch we "borrowed" from one of the dorms.
We get to the ... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1410997733 | 1411009872 | t3_2gpltj | t5_2to41 | 16 | HerrPrasident: TIFU: By looking up the worst subreddits!
UPDATE: Went to Wal-Mart with roommate, couldn't look at the My Little Pony Dolls the same!
So it all started with my roommate seeing a link for /r/cutefemalecorpses. He didn't want to but I had to show him (it couldn't stay blue), this took us down a very long... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1410993474 | 1411048020 | t3_2gpef5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Noob_Nut: TIFU by insulting an autistic lads spelling
This is my first post on reddit and has just happened about 15 minutes ago...
Anyway this guy always posts creepy stuff on my friends Facebook wall... You know the type, wall posts saying shes beautiful and he loves her and inboxes her saying he is going to take h... | 3 | 2 | |
1410999354 | 1411011500 | t3_2gpoln | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently sending my mom a picture.
I was browsing thru some of my pictures and clicked on a picture of weed. I hit options and it had a button that said "Send to mom". I had my mom saved as Motherboard so i assumed it did something else. I clicked it and sent a picture of weed straight to my mom. F... | 3 | 2 | |
1410998367 | 1411001142 | t3_2gpmx3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Wearing a Shirt My Wife Packed and Washed.
My first mistake was letting my wife do my laundry. This means that this problem started on Sunday and snowballed until today. I had packed my bag for a business trip but I had a shortage of undershirts and needed one more. Normally I would wash them myself ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1410999923 | 1411000930 | t3_2gppln | t5_2to41 | 6 | GamesinaBit: TIFU by going on a bad subreddit
Alright, normally I only go on normal subreddits like /r/tifu, /r/askreddit, maybe a dozen more subs I'm subbed to, and sometimes I spice it up with the occasional visit to /r/circlejerk. As you may know, a common link in the comments of /r/askreddit is / r /cutefemalecorps... | 3 | 2 | |
1411000698 | 1411066278 | t3_2gpqxy | t5_2to41 | 23 | CozmoSchrute: TIFU when I made a post-miscarriage woman cry in front of everyone in the office.
I walk into the office this morning and see a woman, lets call her Jill, is sitting at a desk that she doesn't normally sit at. This isn't anything out of the ordinary as people move cubicles in our office all the time. She ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1411000918 | 1411075422 | t3_2gpraf | t5_2to41 | 8,007 | trappedbypoo: TIFU by Redditing on the toilet.
Reddit, I love you and all, but you made me fuck up bad. I've been a lurker for quite some time, but I've got nothing else to do and I figured this story was too good to pass up.
**The story:**
I work in an older office building, and occasionally have to answer the calls... | 15 | 533.8 | |
1410998361 | 1411005305 | t3_2gpmwi | t5_2to41 | 16 | thorkell85: TIFU By touching the positive wire in a lightswitch
So this wasn't very recent but it sure was a memorable experience that will forever teach me to have a respect for electricity.
So my story starts at my at my moms apt me and my friends are dicking around and for some dumb ass reason my friends dare me t... | 4 | 4 | |
1411002341 | 1411087452 | t3_2gptt7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | GodKing_Obama: TIFU by getting mad at my girlfriend for being sad.
Edit: we talked it out and it's all good.
I'm dumb. My girlfriend and I live in an apartment together. Since last month there has been constant construction in the surrounding apartments, the worst of which is right above this. This doesn't affect me ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1411003256 | 1411009573 | t3_2gpvgq | t5_2to41 | 11 | tifu_again: TIFU by sexting with the wife at work - so NSFW
So, there I am, bored and at my desk. A couple texts go back and forth between the wife and me. Then things got a bit more intense...
Things happen. In my pants. Tent fully pitched, and a half hour later, I put the phone down to get back to work. Of course ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1411002214 | 1411054391 | t3_2gptk7 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Huskerdid: TIFU by visiting /r/freebies
So my wife loves free samples. Loves them. Tiny boxes of laundry detergent, small foil packets of shampoo. All free samples. One day I stumbled across the subreddit /r/freebies and figure this is a great opportunity to get her some single serving surprises. Anything that sounds u... | 3 | 11 | |
1411005163 | 1411006759 | t3_2gpys9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | smellfishstick: TIFU by trying to pee in a river
I went on a trip to Texas and decided to go tubing (you sit in a donut tube and drift down a river, sounds fun right?). So I signed the injury/death waiver and hopped into the tube with my girlfriend. It was an amazing experience drifting down the river, and we saw all t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411007099 | 1411007936 | t3_2gq29z | t5_2to41 | 11 | lumpybuttthrowaway: TIFU by getting too curious about my asshole
I was masturbating and decided to stick my finger in the ol' pooper just to see what all the rage was about. Now I have a hemorrhoid.
Sir_not_sir: That's how you found out that you had a hemorrhoid. Just fingering isn't enough to cause them.
lumpybuttthr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411007079 | 1411146112 | t3_2gq292 | t5_2to41 | 591 | coronad0: [NSFW] TIFU by snapping a pic of my wife's ass during yoga class before the Broncos game.
Usually, every Wednesday morning around 6am before work my wife goes to this yoga place downtown and does a Bikram yoga session with about 20 other ladies. If you've never heard of or done Bikram yoga, its almost like no... | 6 | 98.5 | |
1411007468 | 1411008790 | t3_2gq2wh | t5_2to41 | 10 | Aithen: TIFU By Being Clueless
This isn't so much of a train wreck fuck up as it is me cock blocking myself. So last night I was at a Tech N9ne concert... As someone who loves his music I was having a GREAT time. I wasn't even drunk and I was dancing like no one was watching. Well, along comes a cute girl and she decid... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411009061 | 1411050169 | t3_2gq5g7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting who I thought was a good friend
I met this girl. Like every other TIFU this one involves a girl. Lets call her Donna. One of my friends liked her before school started. And and another once it did. They both blew it. One was too creepy, one was just loud and obnoxious. She liked me. We start... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411008834 | 1411016447 | t3_2gq51t | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bellemorte8: TIFU by shopping at a charity second hand store.
So today my mother and I went to a second hand store to look for some things for a cowboy themed party. As I was trying on hats I sat my sunglasses on a shelf. About 10 minutes later I'm down the other end of the store when I hear a man asking the lady at th... | 3 | 3 | |
1411006204 | 1411079524 | t3_2gq0hx | t5_2to41 | 7 | vickwill13: Tifu by watching Requiem for a Dream
So I'm in my room, surfing on demand for something to watch. I have no life and I've seen almost everything, so I start watching this movie. For those unfamiliar with Requiem, it's what I would assume tripping heroin would be like. It's also really gross. At one point I ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1411002275 | 1411050605 | t3_2gptp1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading my order fully before placing it....
Today I received 100 unfolded boxes from the United States Postal Service....and in the next week I'm supposed to receive 250 more.
It all started a couple days ago when I decided to send all of my friends ,who go to other colleges, care packages fro... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411010152 | 1411012745 | t3_2gq77j | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing my pants at work
So my job has a lot of manically busy periods and a lot of painfully slow periods. During the slow times I still have to be available and in the office, even though everyone knows I have next to nothing to do.
Obviously reddit is my best friend during the slow times, but unf... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411010475 | 1411070758 | t3_2gq7rc | t5_2to41 | 15 | show_me_ur_buns: TIFU by sexting while texting
So, about a minute ago. Had to post.
Texting two different girls I met on Tinder. Well ones a girl, 23, well call her bummer, and then theres Larrissa, she is 40. I'm texting them both. Larrissa is an hour away, Bummer lives in my town and knows people I know. I met her ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1411012313 | 1411053185 | t3_2gqamt | t5_2to41 | 5 | touchyfather: TIFU by rejecting a McDonalds employee.
So i left work to go get some dinner on my break. I'm down to my last $50 before pay day. Well I Order a Frappe for my coworker and i get to the first window and pay with the $10 he gave me. I pull up to the second window and the girl at the second window tells me, ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1411013271 | 1411014550 | t3_2gqc60 | t5_2to41 | 42 | worthless-peon: Tifu by calling IT.
I work at a hospital and supervise the linen department among other things. All of my employees are Mexican woman and are the most innocent unassuming people I know. They are also extremely inept with computers. We use a computer program to track our usage and print out reports. When... | 3 | 14 | |
1411013634 | 1411042396 | t3_2gqcpg | t5_2to41 | 40 | Da_Porta: Tifu by saying I had a bomb at the White House
(*insert talk about long time reader, first time poster and being on mobile here*)
Today (do I get bonus points for my FU happening today?) my class took a field trip from Kansas up to Washington DC to see the White House (I'm writing this from my hotel room in... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1411014081 | 1411015845 | t3_2gqdft | t5_2to41 | 25 | Galdax: TIFU: Blasted porn on my speakers while home alone with crush. Welp.
Hello reddit,
So a little bit of a backstory, this girl comes over to my house once every week during a 4 hour break between her university classes. She is incredibly good-looking and we planned on watching a movie in my room today...
Did n... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1411015181 | 1411019620 | t3_2gqey6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | 69demon: TIFU by jerking off on the big monitor
My parents were asleep and my sister was out, so what would a hormone fueled teenager does in his spare time? Go in incognito mode and get the tissues ready.
The internet was out but I had a stash saved on my USB. Since no-one was around I decided to hook it up to the b... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1411017653 | 1411155234 | t3_2gqi8q | t5_2to41 | 34 | billthezombie: [NSFW(ish)] TIFU by asking my girlfriend if I could suck her dick.
So today my girlfriend and I were making out and I was hoping for a BJ. So I leaned in, intending to whisper into her ear "I want you to put my dick in your mouth" in the sexyist voice I could muster. However, due to a certain lack of blo... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1411018213 | 1411079372 | t3_2gqiyw | t5_2to41 | 39 | GeekOutHuntsville: TIFU by forgetting which team Wes Welker was on
Asked fantasy football question in /r/fantasyfootball about a wide receiver returning from suspension thanks to the drug policy revision, but thought he was on his old team from 2 years ago. Confusion, derision, and comedy ensued. Was gilded.
Tipsly: Do... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1411019498 | 1411019714 | t3_2gqkih | t5_2to41 | 35 | blasphemicassault: TIFU by eating raspberries from the garden
I went over to my parents house today to help my Mom do some grocery shopping for a three way birthday dinner we're having on Saturday evening. After we had returned home, she put some raspberries she'd picked from the garden that morning into a bowl on the ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1411021362 | 1411022170 | t3_2gqmlm | t5_2to41 | 8 | nothingofyourconcern: TIFU by excitedly showing my old TIFU post to a friend of mine.
This happened a few weeks ago and had forgotten about it until now. ok so if you look at my past submission of a TIFU post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2f87kz/tifu_by_posting_my_fuckup_on_rtifu_as_my_fuck_up/
I tried to... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1411020964 | 1411490533 | t3_2gqm5q | t5_2to41 | 21 | El_Miyagi: Tifu by saying "I love you" first.
This happened like 30 min ago. Idk she's the first girl I've said it to and she was just umm ok, thanks.
Fuck I need a beer.
Edit: said it to my girlfriend.
biderjohn: if you said it during sex you suck. that shit happened to me once. girl said it to me during sexy time.... | 11 | 1.909091 | |
1411022667 | 1411024894 | t3_2gqnxr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by wondering why this guy was staring at me at the bar in the seat next to me. ....I soon found out.
So the story. ..i went to a local restaurant for a few beers at the bar and as soon as I sat down I noticed a guy in the second seat over. So an empty courtesy seat inbetween us. We'll as I sat down we ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411021674 | 1411065710 | t3_2gqmxh | t5_2to41 | 250 | applesnider: TIFU by Bonding with a Cat
Well reddit, looks like I fucked up.
So I recently moved to a new apartment in a new city, and I've been loving the change so far. I've got a cozy room, a bit of furniture, and an awesome roommate - everything a marginally-employed grad could ask for.
In addition to all that, ... | 6 | 41.666667 | |
1411008932 | 1411065770 | t3_2gq57x | t5_2to41 | 5 | Giraffingme: TIFU by setting a field on fire
So, as most TIFUs go, this actually happened a few years ago.
I was a sophomore in High School and in Boy Scouts. I enjoyed going on the camping trips once a month in Boy Scouts because it gave me the excuse to play with fire (I love fire). Anyways, we were going on a campi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411023606 | 1411090793 | t3_2gqow8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | freeze123901: TIFU by selling my laptop.
Well, i put my laptop for sale on craigslist and someone offered me $100 more for me to express ship it to them, they "paid me" through paypal and told me to send it to Nigeria. Low and behold no money and its too late to get back.
Classic scam and i fell for it like an idiot... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411021459 | 1411052279 | t3_2gqmp1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | CompAcct: TIFU by pushing my screen repeatedly while Snapchat was lagging
So I was sending some *fun* pictures to a lady friend and the SnapChat app started running a bit slow. The picture had taken but the little arrow to click send wasn't showing up. So I kept pressing the corner waiting for it. But when the app fina... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411027778 | 1411028171 | t3_2gqsw7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | CaptSkunk: TIFU by temporarily causing a block-wide blackout
This happened a while back (2005 to be exact) but I figured I'd share my stupidity with you all.
I was at a hard time in my life where I had no savings whatsoever and the money I did have, went to trying to pay the rent, food and weed. I only made $7.00 an ... | 3 | 6 | |
1411028346 | 1411036393 | t3_2gqtdu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Baneposting in real life
I'm sure you guys have noticed the comment trolls who spam comment sections with walls of quotes from the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises. I was guilty of this at one point, which comes into play a bit later in the story.
So today, I was talking to a cute girl and we... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411026700 | 1411035670 | t3_2gqrxy | t5_2to41 | 6 | ttifuthrowawayyyy: TIFU by trying to add a new friend on Facebook
Met a new friend from India. Typed in her name to add her on Facebook, hit return accidentally, and Facebook took me to a "publisher" page with the same name. Littered with Indian porn. Just as I clicked "report", my 4 year old walked up and peeked at... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411031872 | 1411064660 | t3_2gqwl2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling 911
So let me start off by saying i'm a 19 year old guy, and as most of the other post's the FU did not happen today. I also gotta warn you, English is not my native language, so if you're one of those that can't stand bad language, you should probably continue scrolling. At the time of the F... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411032779 | 1411034329 | t3_2gqxf8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | hot_boy6: TIFU (kind of NSFW) by getting down with a girl
Alright, as lame as it may seem, I've never so regretted sleeping with a female companion. Lets start from the beginning. When I first met this girl I was immediately attracted to her. So I persuaded and sure enough succeeded on getting her phone number. After a... | 4 | 1 | |
1411038254 | 1411071444 | t3_2gr2bm | t5_2to41 | 63 | Throwaway1234142: TIFU by accidentally showing the "Gallery of Retarded Penises" to my new, rather cute, flatmate.
I recently started university here in the UK, and obviously want to be as friendly as possible with my flatmates, sociable, talkative, interactive etc..
I thought a good way of doing this is to just alway... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1411040506 | 1411089018 | t3_2gr4jl | t5_2to41 | 575 | Reizo123: TIFU by letting my wife borrow my USB [NSFW]
My first TIFU, think this is pretty worthy so here goes...
Ok, so it wasn't today, it was earlier this week. My wife's grandmother is turning 70, so my wife wanted to do something special. She decides she's going to buy a scrapbook, collect as many old photos as p... | 9 | 63.888889 | |
1411041202 | 1411194224 | t3_2gr5ad | t5_2to41 | 35 | rumen13indahouse: TIFU by discussing my "black" playlist in front of a black person.
I got these new headphones that my friend wanted to try. We get in the bus. As I try to play him a song and he notices my "black" playlist (http://imgur.com/IKiuSvc). He commented about my choice of photo by jokingly saying:
"If a bla... | 11 | 3.181818 | |
1411042553 | 1411130925 | t3_2gr6ss | t5_2to41 | 98 | Basjaa: TIFU by humming and getting maced!
Little background: I work in a city and live in the suburbs so I ride the bus for work so I don't have to pay the outrageous parking fees. The bus company owns a big parking lot that we all park our cars at so the bus only has to make one stop. I use a backpack to carry my lun... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1411045014 | 1411046367 | t3_2gr9l5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ucallurselfapoet: [NSFW] TIFU by having sex with my crush.
So yesterday I took the girl I like to the zoo, we had a great time. After the zoo I took her to grab a bite to eat it was nice we enjoyed that as well. Then from there we bought a bottle of fireball and met up with some friends at the pool and drank.
We dra... | 4 | 1 | |
1411046238 | 1411049817 | t3_2grbig | t5_2to41 | 15 | itsmatrix: tifu BY TELLING A MORMON GIRL TO TAKE HER SWEATSHIRT OFF...
Every Week i look forward to having chemistry for 2 hours (most people hate it) i would hate it if only i didn't sit next to the most amazing girl (lets call her Lindsay). We usually have no problem talking and i think it could eventually turn into ... | 3 | 5 | |
1411050048 | 1411094713 | t3_2grhfx | t5_2to41 | 293 | [deleted]: TIFU While trying something new with my girlfriend. NSFW
This actually happened about 10 years ago when I was seeing a girl in my apartment complex.
One afternoon we were enjoying a quickie before her sister's bridal shower. Since it was a quickie we used some KY so she could enjoy it as well. She told me ... | 22 | 13.318182 | |
1411051843 | 1411065665 | t3_2grkjy | t5_2to41 | 17 | Gittins73: TIFU by standing on a bouncers car when i was drunk
Like most TIFU, this didn't happened today but a few weeks ago.
This is my first ever post and could use some advice. So it's freshers at my university at the moment and this means everyone just gets hammered everyday for a week or so.
I don't even rememb... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1411049603 | 1411073964 | t3_2grgpu | t5_2to41 | 217 | CanadianFailstamp: TIFU by moving my air conditioner. (Lost $4,000+) :/
@#$(*#@$* happened this morning.
The band I joined up with has been doing really well this last summer. Well enough I have been able to support myself, still pay my bills and build my "dream" rig over the last few months off just gig money.
D... | 6 | 36.166667 | |
1411053331 | 1411067321 | t3_2grn9m | t5_2to41 | 27 | sexualchocobo: TIFU by smacking a classmate in her boobs
Alright guys I'm typically a lurker but i figured this was probably appropriate to post. About an hour ago i was sitting in my ecology and evolution class next to this pretty cute sorority girl at my school. About halfway through the class i notice her notebook ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1411053812 | 1411058056 | t3_2gro35 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ShamedOfMasturbating: TIFU by using a toilet paper tube and sliced bologna to masturbate in my friends kitchen.
mwood86: Nice copy/paste...dumbass.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2esl4h/tifu_by_masturbating_at_my_friends_house_with_a/
ShamedOfMasturbating: But I posted the first time as well. So what?
seaof... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1411054574 | 1411063659 | t3_2grpjs | t5_2to41 | 3 | Meaty_Shaft: TIFU by peeing while drunk
This fuck up happened three days ago, and I'm only just now realizing how badly I messed up.
A little background info: I am a freshman in college, and I'm staying in a dorm this year. Our room shares a bathroom with another room. So there's four of us using one bathroom. Well M... | 3 | 1 | |
1411053191 | 1411088340 | t3_2grn0w | t5_2to41 | 213 | imhooks: TIFU By farting in the elevator
I was at work last Friday morning and around 10 or so I get this terrible feeling in my stomach. It was obvious I was about to blow, and it wasn't going to be pretty. I immediately place blame on the mexican food I had the night before(I know, racist). So I make a mad dash for ... | 5 | 42.6 | |
1411054861 | 1411056536 | t3_2grq2r | t5_2to41 | 12 | therealbighairy: Tifu by collapsing the political system.
This is a short one, but hopefully some of you will get a laugh out of it.
My country is in the midst of a referendum, to decide whether we should declare independence from the evil empire that controls us. So, like a responsible member of society, I went to c... | 3 | 4 | |
1411055034 | 1411077892 | t3_2grqdp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bluerinho: TIFU by posting the wrong link.
A few days ago, i made these memes, whilst i was on a plane. Just as i uploaded them on imgur, i came across another link, of nude photos of Olivia Black from pawn stars, so i sent the link to my brother first and then decided to upload it on r/funny. I fucked up. I pasted the... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411054676 | 1411055843 | t3_2grppw | t5_2to41 | 7 | LiterallyCanEven: TIFU by not buying a new plunger
A little over a month ago my roommates and I moved into a new apartment. In the process of moving we realized that our plunger was basically falling apart so we ditched it and failed to buy a new one. Fast forward to this morning when I was getting ready before going ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411055840 | 1411057456 | t3_2grrwt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being overly manly
Coming back from the gym and stopping to get food, I had done a solid upper body workout and got a new max on my bench. This confidence as well as my pump lead me to start hitting on the cute girl at Subworks who was making my sandwich. Now I normally have hotsauce on all my food r... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411055962 | 1411057105 | t3_2grs4t | t5_2to41 | 2 | CJM8515: TIFU By Running my Mouth at Work (Several Times!)
So like everyone else, this story takes place previously. At my current job I wouldnt say Im unhappy but Im not exactly thrilled to go into work these days.
I work for a towing company, mostly doing work for AAA. My boss is not exactly a mean person but he is... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411057727 | 1411088975 | t3_2grvem | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing my older brother to use my laptop (NSFW)
Me and my brother have laptops, very nice ones, but my brother's crashed and broke for some reason, mostly involving his Minecraft playing. I ,however, have treated my laptop very well. My brother, without his laptop, has been asking to borrow mine to... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411058388 | 1411065727 | t3_2grwol | t5_2to41 | 45 | Pancreatic_Pirate: TIFU by slandering someone on Facebook
As per usual, this happened a few years back, but I wanted to share it in the hopes that it helps someone else. Before I start, let me make one thing clear. Never, under any circumstance, should you post about anyone (other than yourself) on social media. Obviou... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1411058024 | 1411160862 | t3_2grvyz | t5_2to41 | 21 | tyronejerome: TIFU by being unprepared.
Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
So, I decided to visit my SO in her homeland. We have been dating for over 2 years.
Her mother is very old fashioned, and is a very judgemental person, sex after marriage etc. And does not have the best oppinion of me, since she found out we... | 7 | 3 | |
1411059906 | 1411109457 | t3_2grzgh | t5_2to41 | 91 | ThrowAwayITGuy0: TIFU by telling my law firm to “Lock yo shit” because I trusted you, Reddit!!
I’m the network admin for a very professional law firm. Once a month, we have a staff meeting where we video conference with our branch offices and talk shop. We discuss policies, talk about where the firm is headed, and offe... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1411058370 | 1411097153 | t3_2grwn4 | t5_2to41 | 79 | goodthingihavepants: TIFU by dropping a chocolate chip
Technically yesterday, but still...
So I have one of those big, Costco bags of Chipits chocolate chips and every once in a while, since I rarely bake, I will feel gluttonous enough to pop em open and grab a handful of the things and eat em one-by-one.
So as I fea... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1411060803 | 1411169517 | t3_2gs18z | t5_2to41 | 1,944 | BobPinciotti: TIFU by Masturbating in the Uni bathroom.
This is a rough one. I'm still not sure how I'm going to come back from this one, but I figure if anyone can get anything good out of my pain it's you folks.
So I'm a fairly excessive masturbater. I'm a once or twice a day chicken choker. And ever since I moved i... | 14 | 138.857143 | |
1411061964 | 1411063942 | t3_2gs3gj | t5_2to41 | 28 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by leaving my blinds open.
So this happened 5 minutes ago, and I'm still recovering from my mild heart attack.
I live in a two-story home beside a bungalow inhabited by a sweet old 90 year old man. My room faces his roof, and I often leave my blinds open because I get a lot of great, natural ligh... | 4 | 7 | |
1411060895 | 1411077508 | t3_2gs1et | t5_2to41 | 444 | rere_reynolds: TIFU by hanging up on a sweet old lady :'(
Background: I work for a paratransit company that helps people who cannot take regular public transport(mostly due to disabilities) get around a major city. I am a reservation agent.
Today I took a call from a woman in her 90s with a sweet British accent. I h... | 6 | 74 | |
1411055608 | 1411064518 | t3_2grrha | t5_2to41 | 83 | Pretz_: TIFU by not inspecting my cat's ass.
My dad rescued my cat when he was just a kitten. It was -40C outside in the middle of winter, blowing snow, when this little orange ball of fuzz appeared on his boot. Long story made short, years go by, I move out, cat moves with me.
Cat's getting a bit older; his stomach... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1411064904 | 1411102252 | t3_2gs90e | t5_2to41 | 175 | ConsiderablyMediocre: TIFU by trying to scare my friend's sister.
Gather around dear redditors, and allow me the pleasure of telling you the story of my insipid actions that placed me up on the ranks with some of the most revolting humans ever to curse this planet with their filth.
It was the end of another long, tiri... | 6 | 29.166667 | |
1411066002 | 1411069458 | t3_2gsb3e | t5_2to41 | 4 | Crazedmonkey05: TIFU by wearing loose fitting and light colored jeans to clean a friends house, during my shark week.
So I normally never leave the house in light colored pants when I have shark week. But I only had one pair of pants to wear, so I put them on without thinking about the fact that they were a bit too big... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411066877 | 1411195282 | t3_2gscsd | t5_2to41 | 35 | mario_meowingham: TIFU by accidentally bleaching my asshole
I was at my aunt and uncle's house for a Christmas party last year, and decided to go have a nice poop. Once I had finished, i wiped twice and then reached for the bottle of sanitary wipes. I wiped twice with those, but noticed that it kinda stung a little bit... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1411067427 | 1411070570 | t3_2gsduz | t5_2to41 | 12 | EdwardRoivas: TIFU by giving my brother-in-law a hard time about a gift his dad gave him
So I was over at my sister's house for a family party for my nephew. I notice my brother in law has a fancier "magic Bullet" type device on his kitchen counter. https://www.buythebullet.com/
Years ago I picked one of these up fo... | 4 | 3 | |
1411096792 | 1411136878 | t3_2gsedk | t5_2to41 | 25 | cmunk13: If you know that how are you a virgin? Unless you don't count oral sex as sex?
i_pk_pjers_i: A lot of people don't count oral sex as sex. I've gotten BJs and HJs and yet I still consider myself a virgin. That's interesting that you wouldn't consider me a virgin despite having never entered a vagina with my pe... | 5 | 5 | |
1411067805 | 1411069354 | t3_2gsekd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being catfished by my wife on an online dating site.
I married my wife in the beginning of this year knowing *full well* that I hadn't been faithful or honest with her from the beginning of our relationship, and never could be even after getting married. After a few times getting caught lying about n... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411067193 | 1411109906 | t3_2gsden | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving the dude a bath
About a month ago, my girlfriend gives me a call along the lines of "I know you are allergic to cats, but my friend found one on the side of the road and need someone to watch after it for a few days until they can find it a home." I was like fine, cool, whatever. They bring th... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1411067358 | 1411096824 | t3_2gsdq5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | mausterio: TIFU by ruining my brand new phone
Yesterday I got my new LG G3 and just started my 2 year contract again. My prior phone broke after I dropped it, foolishly without using a case so I decided that I was going to put a decently thick black case on this phone to make sure this doesn't happen again.
So I was ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411068583 | 1411071643 | t3_2gsg3d | t5_2to41 | 10 | TumbleDwarf: TIFU by putting a dildo on the christmas tree
So this wasn't really today, but I remember it well enough.
One day shortly after christmas while the tree was still up, I had a friend over while my mother was outside smoking. We were playing around and after a while I realised that my dog had been away for ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411067927 | 1411418967 | t3_2gsert | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by hospitalizing a girl who was into me.
So I started a new job recently and met a pretty cute coworker who I thought had a thing for me for awhile now.
Flash forward to today and I go to McDonalds for my lunchbreak. I order myself a strawberry milkshake, junior chicken and apple pie and the cashier s... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1411068522 | 1411119389 | t3_2gsfyz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU: I am really, really stupid sometimes.
[This post may contain references or terminology that you may find offensive - I don't intend it that way. I'm just being honest, but I am not out to hurt anybody.]
Dear Reddit,
Today I Fucked Up.
Here I sit, a rational, intelligent, educated, 148 IQ gent... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1411068376 | 1411069416 | t3_2gsfpm | t5_2to41 | 28 | HollandGW215: TIFU: By having sex with the patio door open.
This was a few weekends ago, but I thought Id share now. First off, I am a screamer. Especially when this guy I have been seeing fucks me, because...he fucks me good.
Anyways, we were staying in this hotel room and we lucked out and had this huge room to our... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1411069358 | 1411083124 | t3_2gsho1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | b0nghiTz: TIFU by accusing my girlfriend of having an STD
So this didnt actually happen today, just kindof ended today..
So a week or so back I started to have a burning sensation when peeing, as well as a sort of "itch" on the inside of my johnson.
I waited about 2 days before talking to my girlfriend about it. Mi... | 4 | 2 | |
1411069547 | 1411071794 | t3_2gsi0g | t5_2to41 | 30 | Ben-Dover_Hear: TIFU by convincing my whole class that I was abused as a child.
So this happened about 30 minutes ago.
A little back story, I am an international student from the Middle East attending university in the States. So being Arab, any punishment as a kid involved a shoe, belt, or slipper (flip flips); and I... | 6 | 5 | |
1411068688 | 1411073577 | t3_2gsgb2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping an opened condom in the middle of a high school
So in my first period my friend thought it would be funny to say "Use condom sense" and randomly hand me a condom that his mother gave him because he is a growing boy that is getting new feelings.
I share lockers, so after class I got the grea... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411070539 | 1411101178 | t3_2gsjwb | t5_2to41 | 11 | laksjd22: TIFU in my girlfriend's apt
So, this actually happened about 5 years ago when I was in college. And this is my ex girlfriend I'm talking about but I tell it from the perspective of it just happening.
It all started with a little bit of alcohol. I was a pretty heavy drinker but I had gone through a dry spell... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411071002 | 1411071684 | t3_2gskuj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not washing my hands.
Well reddit, TIFU bad. I am an undergrad student at a university. I am in organic chemistry 2. We have a 4 hour lab every week and this week it was awful. We were doing diels-alder synthesis using anthracene and malefic anhydride (with xylene being the solvent). I felt the urge ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1411071122 | 1411155823 | t3_2gsl2t | t5_2to41 | 8 | syncboy: TIFU by getting semi-erect at the doctor
I went to the dermatologist today for a full body cancer screening (I have a lot of freckles). I've done these before and normally just stand in my underwear while the doctor looks at all my spots. This was a new doctor and he asked me to lower my underwear and stand na... | 4 | 2 |
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