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ir88ed: I would report him to campus security. Say he was bothering you and wouldn't leave you alone. He is probably doing this to someone else right now.
commandobeefsandwich: Kind of hard to report someone for rogue hugging, but I'll keep an eye out now.
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1632701041 | 1632769411 | t3_pw5ha6 | t5_2to41 | 14,488 | Agent_Cow314: TIFU by Waterboarding Myself at the Gym and That's Not the Worst Part
Obligatory not today and I hadn't been back to the gym in a few weeks.
I was feeling dizzy before a workout as I was a bit dehydrated. This is important for later. I usually bring some liquid but forgot to that day. Usually I go to ... | 13 | 1,114.461538 | |
1632703306 | 1632710949 | t3_pw63ne | t5_2to41 | 38 | ElegantLeadership787: TIFU and joined in with a controversial chant
This is happening in some what real time. I am at a Korn concert, just enjoying the atmosphere. Now the first band was ‘68 and let me tell you those guys are amazing! But this isn’t about them and this isn’t about Korn. This isn’t about the man I saw b... | 20 | 1.9 | |
1632704787 | 1632792199 | t3_pw6i36 | t5_2to41 | 28 | hairbrushthrowaway12: TIFU by fucking a hairbrush handle [NSFW]
This is my first time posting and i'm using a throwaway because i'm kinda paranoic, also english isn't my first languaje sorry if i make any spelling mistakes!
To the story, i, like every other horny teen, was masturbating. Normally i would just do my thi... | 4 | 7 | |
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fliguana: That's how it started in Cuba, now they are all poor and hungry.
Communism, not even once.
Apprehensive-Ad6185: I know, that's why I called the commies mouthbreathers, let me make myself clear, I don't support communism.
SnooMarzipans3740: That’s exactly what a commie w... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1632705153 | 1632715251 | t3_pw6loz | t5_2to41 | 18 | Historical_Savings14: TIFU by going to the bathroom during a movie
Two important context details. I (16f) am a major league theater kid with a small stack of mental disabilities (adhd and autism being the main players in this story). In addition to having a TON of energy and a short attention span, I have no directiona... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1632708298 | 1632741792 | t3_pw7hau | t5_2to41 | 2,904 | Obsessed_With_Corgis: TIFU by folding my boyfriend’s laundry in the dark
The other day; my boyfriend was at the mall, and he called to ask if I wanted anything while he was there. I was out of lotion, so I asked him to stop by Bath & Body Works to get me some of that good Shea butter that comes in those little ... | 6 | 484 | |
1632709941 | 1632711647 | t3_pw7wqc | t5_2to41 | 18 | Zealousideal-Rip-247: TIFU over a silly joke with my date
Hi All,
So I went on a date with this guy with whom I matched on bumble and it went really great. We were being sarcastic the whole time and laughing. Started with a boba drink and then went ahead to dinner. He was touchy throughout the date but not in an uncom... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1632710450 | 1632761755 | t3_pw80vx | t5_2to41 | 3,671 | sorrybadgas: TIFU by drinking too much and drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate
So no shit there I was, my buddy is in town for the weekend so we obviously decide to consume copious amounts of alcohol and catch up on old times.
It all started on Thursday night, we went to a local beer garden, ate some delicious piz... | 9 | 407.888889 | |
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RedditVents: It must be a really sad place to live in if the people immediately assume the color you are talking about refers to skintone.
posts_stupid_shit1: I think its more that it is a widely known neonazi slogan.
cumlover0415: I think of how to set salt and pepper on a table
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1632723398 | 1632754950 | t3_pwb7xm | t5_2to41 | 197 | iijjjijjjijjiiijjii: TIFU by bringing booze but no mix
This has been one of my favorite stories to tell for a few years now, and I was reminded of it recently so I thought I'd share.
I was porting (barbacking, bussing, whatever word you're used to hearing for it) for a nightclub, and towards the end of one Saturday n... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1632722185 | 1632772249 | t3_pwaxyd | t5_2to41 | 26 | MaEyeMe6042: TIFU by focusing on not hitting a car
Came home late last night super tired. Only two spots left I. The parking lot and I didn’t want to park two blocks down. These two spots were in super tight spots up against the gate. I knew I couldn’t make the left one so I attempted the right one. Everything was goin... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1632721898 | 1632726330 | t3_pwavpd | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Pleasework94: Don’t you normally have to select a source after trying to cast anything? Anyways, I’m pretty sure you can turn off the option to cast (from your phone), might want to look up how to do that.
TheRandomThingsPL: I tried to do so long time ago, i don't think it's possi... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
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Moggy-Man: 🤨
Okay and...
If he'd ploughed into and killed a family, what would your guilt level be like now?
NotMyAsshole666: Hey, go fuck yourself
Moggy-Man: Right back at you.
NotMyAsshole666: Thanks I do on a regular basis, youbon the other hand seem to have some kind of rep... | 6 | 1 | |
1632733950 | 1632737772 | t3_pwdas0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | PGLiberal: TIFU by betting $200 on a parlay bet for the Falcons and Bengals to win
I like to bet on sports, I meant to do a $20 parlay on the Bengals and Falcons winning their games on straight money line bet. I like to do bets like this because they can pay big if they hit...and if not...well...that's gambling right?
... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1632740425 | 1632783935 | t3_pwenkp | t5_2to41 | 535 | [deleted]: Tifu by letting one rip
So this happened like 30 minutes ago and I am still cringing so god damn hard.
I was at the gym doing leg day (I know, I know…) and felt pretty confident and charged so I used the day to stack up the weights since I switched my training schedule and felt that I had some power left th... | 8 | 66.875 | |
1632764570 | 1632799620 | t3_pwh94a | t5_2to41 | 868 | tristenjpl: -48 now. Glad to do my part.
goronslime: -89 they really don’t have this correct
TheKingOfRooks: Let's shoot for -1k
cdecker0606: It took two hours for them to reach -1000.
AnUnknownBeing: and 4 hours for -2000, I genuinely think this might top 100 downvoted things on reddit.
SubatomicSquid: We at -2.5k 🥳�... | 13 | 66.769231 | |
1632620025 | 1632958624 | t3_pvk247 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Namdres: TIFU I broke the pen of my drawing tablet
Given the virtuality of the classes, I have become very dependent on the use of the tablet to carry out my work, today when I was connecting it to use it I noticed that the pen had a malfunctioning garter belt (I kept right-clicking) as well as an engineering student ... | 3 | 1 | |
1632686229 | 1632806464 | t3_pw1336 | t5_2to41 | 25 | ItsJustJavier33: TIFU by working at dishwashing (injury)
So, here’s my story.
Background:
I’m a university student that works part-time in Dishwashing (for 2 fast food places, just 1 dish room).
Story:
INJURY #1: Before my break, while I was working, I was loading dishes to the dishwasher and I tried to carry th... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1632754869 | 1632755561 | t3_pwixds | t5_2to41 | 50 | XxxLady_BlancxxX: TIFU by showing an nsfw video to my whole family.
I have been watching anime since I were 6 (kid friendly ofc), but as I grew older I started watching more mature ones. I started watching attack on titan 6 months ago and I f-cking love it.
I also gotta say I am a Levi simp lol.
So I was trying to co... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
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Cabbage_Patch_Itch: You don’t have dementia. Early onset dementia is a fast, aggressive, physically devastating illness process. The earlier (ex; mid-late fifties) the onset, the quicker the loss of cognition.
Dementia is that, loss of cognitive function. Having a bad short term... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1632755688 | 1632791948 | t3_pwj7mu | t5_2to41 | 28 | MemeConsumed: TIFU by talking bout my bad experience on TikTok and getting attacked for it by redditors
Since, I thought TikTok may not be as bad as it was after a long time quitting it cuz cringe.
It had gotten worse
I was invited by people with vomit fetish videos and destroying things for clout. It was disgusting.... | 8 | 3.5 | |
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Economics_Troll: Get your parents to buy it for you, pay them back.
Get a close friend to buy it for you, pay them back.
Not rocket science sir.
jessicababee18: Tell me you grew up with parents who have money without telling me you grew up with parents who have money 🙄
Economic... | 5 | 28.2 | |
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yagga-yeet: okay but why were you jerking off in an Air BNB in the first place
AnUnsuspiciousSilver: poor owner
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1632764064 | 1632800690 | t3_pwm4pj | t5_2to41 | 60 | Theecuno: TIFU by nutting in the toilet (M)
TIFU by going to jerk it in the family bathroom and missing the tissue i was going to bust into, the consequences turned out to be that the first "line?" ("Squirt?) Of nut missed the tissue and went god knows where, now the issue is im anxious af that it hit a basket or some ... | 4 | 15 | |
1632764604 | 1632766807 | t3_pwmbg6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Equivalent_News_3310: TIFU: Left a pen in the laundry
So I came home with a decent haul from my local Goodwill. Proud of what I had accomplished, I decided to lump all the new clothes in with some dirty clothes I had lying around so I could do a load of laundry. In my eagerness to get on with my day, I forgot to check ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1632764838 | 1632772590 | t3_pwme83 | t5_2to41 | 59 | enigmabx: TIFU by mistaking my fat burner pills (caffeinated) for my melatonin pills
I usually take about 4-5 melatonin pills before I hit the bed to help me sleep every night. I didn't even really need them tonight being already exhausted, but took them habitually. I was so drowsy I just slumped over to my counter blu... | 8 | 7.375 | |
1632735620 | 1632766877 | t3_pwdmg5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Keyra13: TIFU by making french toast
So I am not able-bodied. Today especially (but also the last few days ofc) has been a bad pain day. Because of this- and also a case of the depresso- I asked my brother to make me french toast. He's like "idk how, how about pancakes with cinnamon and such?", and I go "no, that's oka... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1632767020 | 1632780104 | t3_pwn6a8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | x-iaoee: TIFU I was not muted on Discord while I gave my boyfriend a blowjob
I am 21 F and I'm dating a 25 years old guy. We live 30 minutes drive away from each other. I have strict parents and he does not so I try to stay over at his place for a long weekend every other week. My boyfriend is pretty kinky and loves bl... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1632770615 | 1632779090 | t3_pwof0j | t5_2to41 | 29 | candlesaregreatok: TIFU by clogging apartment shower with fetish candle wax
I like letting hot candle wax drip on my body. People tend to be concerned about whether I could burn myself with it, that's never happened, but it IS very messy. Once the wax has cooled down, it drops to the floor in tiny pieces. So one time I... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1632775957 | 1632793829 | t3_pwqbai | t5_2to41 | 111 | youaretheguymyex: TIFU by ruining the birthday girls birthday party
This happened years and years ago, but I just remembered this and thought I should post.
Long build-up; however, this is needed as the chances of this occurring are relatively low.
**Part 1 - Backstory London Ex and study:**
I am German but moved wi... | 3 | 37 | |
1632775998 | 1632787413 | t3_pwqbry | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU while delivering food
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Gh0stp3pp3r: You'd be surprised at how many people don't have an extra key/fob. Get in the habit of having one in your pocket all the time.
Hey, no one stole your car, so that's good.
bri_01: lol It could have been so much worse!
Gh0stp3pp3r: I decided in college to try... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1632778147 | 1632883729 | t3_pwr2sk | t5_2to41 | 40 | leogrub: TIFU by drinking too much alcohol with people I don't know
It actually happened one week ago.
(sorry for the bad English, I'm French and you know how we suck in English)
First, some context : I (F,24) left France in July with my bycicle to travel through Europe. Two weeks ago I decided to stop in Poland for... | 4 | 10 | |
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Metallbran88: I've been thinking about sending an apology to an ex. We both were young but really fucked each other up. I'm happily married and I know she is too. I have a hard time letting go of some of the bad times we had. But I don't want to piss her off or her husband, I mean... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1632780222 | 1632781992 | t3_pwrrns | t5_2to41 | 38 | -Exility-: TIFU by cupping my husbands balls and licking his nipple
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EmilyAndCat: No you didn't. This has been posted at least a few times here over the past week
LazyAmbassador2521: I dont understand why people do this? I mean it's not even a really interesting or funny story and obviously people who read the... | 5 | 7.6 | |
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Pandalite: That's a true FU. BTW you're paying tuition as is she so she's probably trying to get her money's worth... If you don't want to be in the class just cut the class/skip it, or leave after roll call, and don't distract others around you? Why would you talk to someone el... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1632780979 | 1632789614 | t3_pws0l3 | t5_2to41 | 177 | debalbuena: TIFU by trying to conceal a hot dick
I had Physical therapy today and grabbed my clothes this morning in the dark to change after work. When I go to change I notice the old t-shirt I grabbed says "HOT DICKEL" on the back (it's a second hand shirt and appears to be some reference to a person's name and Tabas... | 3 | 59 | |
1632786580 | 1632793182 | t3_pwtqzh | t5_2to41 | 46 | GarryD1995: TIFU by almost dying at work
So I work for a tree company as an arborist. My main job is a grounder, meaning, the majority of my job is to stay on the ground and pick up sticks to chip, as the climbers trim the tree.
Well anyway, today was a big job, and there were many trees we had to prune; as well as re... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
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Jayman44Spc: Man one thing ya can’t take back is social media. You can delete the post but the actual people who saw it won’t forget
DavidRooboxALT: come to their homes and hit them till a wrench until they stop breathing. Now the secret wont be spread.
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1632788765 | 1632802484 | t3_pwue5u | t5_2to41 | 17 | plasmas4ge: TIFU by doing the one chip challenge
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casariah: Second the way would you do this. You don't even like spicy food. If mild anything is too spicy for you, wtf is your thought process here?
plasmas4ge: thought process: eat the funny chip hee hee
casariah: Did you ar least learn a lesson?
plasmas4ge: u... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1632788857 | 1632863700 | t3_pwuf3o | t5_2to41 | 18,221 | Blueberryfudge: TIFU by watching my 600lb life in front of my 6 year old.
My son goes to bed around 7PM. Afterwards I turn on the TV. Grab my snacks and watch my 600lb life. I'm currently bingeing it. My son came out from bed and saw it on tv and asked about it. I paused it and explained how it is a show about people w... | 17 | 1,071.823529 | |
1632789314 | 1632871554 | t3_pwuk2b | t5_2to41 | 9,940 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Whereisthepr0n: cool and all but 99% of what you got in that reddit thread is absolute horse shit repeated by people who know about 30% of a fact. The upvoted one from the "expert" isn't even referring to the type of panel you have here (which in reality contains exactly 0 Cadmium... | 17 | 584.705882 | |
1632789986 | 1632790958 | t3_pwuqzm | t5_2to41 | 111 | Thr3OM: TIFU by not shitting for 4 days
NSFW bc kinda fucking gross
Spoiler bc you'll spoil your appetite for certain
Read on if you dare
This happened under an hour ago
So, for the past few days I've started being an adult and actually making proper meals for myself with HelloFresh. I'd get 3 orders on Friday and ... | 3 | 37 | |
1632791334 | 1632838890 | t3_pwv5lr | t5_2to41 | 9 | MarchOk9003: TIFU by getting my cousin so stoned he missed his niece's wedding reception.
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fenriq: How was he that off on using a vape pen when he uses one usually? Did you just end up with a super potent one? Even then…
MarchOk9003: From what his girlfriend told me, he usually uses a Pax?? I told him what str... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1632791696 | 1632826234 | t3_pwv9jv | t5_2to41 | 2,213 | unknownjonez: TIFU by eating a 250mg THC edible before serving at a wedding.
The best and worst high, and the best and worst shift I've ever worked.
I am a heavy user, heavy heavy. Mostly thc carts, but I've basically been high 24/7 for 3 years. A few hours of sobriety here and there.
On break, my coworker asked me... | 11 | 201.181818 | |
1632792837 | 1632794574 | t3_pwvlvf | t5_2to41 | 30 | Kiwi_313hg: TIFU By face-planting form the 2nd floor
So, I live in a apartment building, and I don't like going in the elevator. I don't know why, I just don't like it. Therefore, I go up and down the building by using the stairs.
So a month ago, I went to take out the rash. I went to the garbage chute to throw in the... | 6 | 5 | |
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wildadragon: Claims to be straight, then admits this is the first time they were "caught" how many time did OP watch gay porn and not get caught?
Present-Oil-4788: First time I've been caught watching anything nsfw in general.
wildadragon: That's what I said vs how many times have... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1632794662 | 1632834548 | t3_pww51t | t5_2to41 | 22 | SNlFFASS: TIFU by telling someone something they shouldn’t have been trusted to keep secret.
My girlfriend who is away at university received a text from her parents.
Background:
Before she left, we spent many nights together without her parents knowing that she had a boyfriend. Most of the time it was us sitting in ... | 16 | 1.375 | |
1632795140 | 1632796759 | t3_pwwa2g | t5_2to41 | 9 | Sailingaway1342: Tifu 1 shaken drink, shame on you. 2 shaken drink shaken on me, 3 shaken drink...?
Okay so let me preface this with a few notes.
1. I just moved to Rhode Island last Friday. I have only been here a total of 4 days.
2. I'm an addict to Dr. Pepper.
3. I bought a 6 pack of bottles.
Okay, so. Saturda... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1632798319 | 1632799637 | t3_pwx7ar | t5_2to41 | 16 | ChillyAleman: TIFU by holding back from peeing too long and passing out.
Howdy! 26 (M) USA, actually today. Today we were allowed off work to attend a state fair. I drank a lot of tea throughout the Day, and I knew had an hour+ ride home, so I made sure to go to the restroom before getting in the van home. This was at ... | 4 | 4 | |
1632802886 | 1632803453 | t3_pwyh9b | t5_2to41 | 181 | _thiccems: TIFU By joining a zoom job interview via meeting link
TIFU signing into a virtual job interview. I was using my personal laptop that I don’t use that often and joined the zoom via a link in the meeting details. I entered the meeting and then my heart dropped. Since I signed on with that link, the place where... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1632803026 | 1632854810 | t3_pwyiip | t5_2to41 | 197 | logfromrenandstimpy: TIFU by telling my pregnant wife about Aron Ralston
This actually happened today, about 2 hours ago.
My wife and I have gotten on a kick of watching those GQ "The Breakdown" videos on YouTube. This evening we put on one where a cardiac surgery breaks down medical sequences in movies and TV. In the... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1632808249 | 1632809833 | t3_pwzsl8 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Iplaybedrockedition: TIFU by learning paint thinner can’t go down the drain
I feel like shit because of this. I’ve been painting for a while, and using oil paint, so it’s even worse, but somehow it didn’t click in my smooth brain that poisonous chemicals shouldn’t go in the water system, AND they can damage the environ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
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SirSamuelDaBean: I don't see how this is a TIFU
DontShowThisToMyBoss: I imagine the clean-up wasn't exactly fun...
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Sea_Catapillar: That’s why people keep bottles of soda on them that way they can spit and if you leave some soda at the bottom it looks like soda when u spit it out the more u knwo 🙏🏼
Pokeman_CN: Yes I used to do that a lot while driving around and at home actually. I just didn’... | 3 | 5 | |
1632815974 | 1633695787 | t3_px1hwo | t5_2to41 | 3,920 | Elzunix: TIFU by drawing nsfw art and my mom showed it to everyone on a birthday
Im an artist and my parents know about it very well, they sponsored my supplies and everything needed for me to create. I occasionally show them my art and they seem to actually take great pride in it! Especially my mom loves to show off m... | 13 | 301.538462 | |
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Vindiction84: Fuck da police! No justice no peace! /s
thewiztard: What does swedish police have to do with that?
wolfxdown: All cops are systematically corrupt the system needs an overhaul there’s mounds and mounds of evidence
ozej17: So you want OP to be a politician instead? Bec... | 9 | 23 | |
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Phantom1thrd: Mild YTA. The better move would have to have been honest up front. Just tell your friend you're not a believer, and you'd feel out of place, and would provide nothing of value. Once you agreed to take the call, standing your friend up was probably at least mildly hur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1632830424 | 1632909798 | t3_px4u4b | t5_2to41 | 1,728 | acolyte124: TIFU by reading my (now) ex-gf's diary
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vesperzen: You're both too immature for a relationship, so nothing lost for either of you.
ToddBradley: Telling it like it is. Of course you’re gonna get downvoted for that.
vesperzen: It's okay, it's past bedtime for most of the angry 12 year olds who think ... | 10 | 172.8 | |
1632833182 | 1632887876 | t3_px5mkw | t5_2to41 | 15,554 | ThePinkestFlowed: TIFU by drunk texting my childhood crush.
Not really a fuck up anymore
This moment might not be as exciting, but I’m fucking terrified. And sorry if it doesn’t make sense I had a raging headache, the feeling of puking every minute and the horrid fear had me fucked up.
So I’ve had this crush on this ... | 14 | 1,111 | |
1632833725 | 1632893050 | t3_px5s8b | t5_2to41 | 873 | DellySys: TIFU By not replacing my Xbox Banana.
My Xbox is in my bedroom, and since I live by myself I usually leave my bedroom door open. I say I live by myself, but I also have a Maltese dog that I have to keep my company. Anyways, this dog really doesn't like bananas for some reason, and is repelled by the sight of... | 8 | 109.125 | |
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danigirl_or: You sound like incompatible roommates. Whether or not she is or isn't being honest about her experience, the way you are both handling your differences is immature and not condusive to a harmonious living environment. Her expecting you to completely sacrifice your soc... | 4 | 66.25 | |
1632838345 | 1632841575 | t3_px79sp | t5_2to41 | 14 | iron-mystery: TIFU by being inexperienced trying to sell an Apple Watch
It all started when I had the great idea to try and buy an Apple Watch low and sell it high to make a profit. This was around May. I progressed and bought the watch. I went a few weeks trying to sell it and here comes the fuck up. I sold it to this... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1632827843 | 1632841480 | t3_px46bk | t5_2to41 | 15 | WisdomDecision: TIFU by smoking bugs (Spoiler: It was really not good)
I have, like many of us, a coffee grinder gone budbuster. I keep my budbuster on a shelf with my other bud-related paraphanalia and product (I live in Canada). The shelf above it has a large flowery plant that my wife knows the name of. We put it... | 3 | 5 | |
1632839326 | 1632876870 | t3_px7lqa | t5_2to41 | 638 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a one night stand in the back of a van w/o using protection and getting a bladder infection
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Fhek: Who the fuck gets plastered on a Monday? Get your life together, you’re probably just as dirty as the dude sleeping in his van.
HubblePie: Monday doesn't have to be the worst day.
You'... | 9 | 70.888889 | |
1632843103 | 1632845634 | t3_px8wfk | t5_2to41 | 50 | 3losersindisguise: TIFU by making fun of a friend who confessed a crush on me
\*throwaway account\*
A few hours ago, during a phone conversation with a friend of mine, they learned that they cleared a tough entrance exam to a university they really wanted to get into. Both of us were ecstatic about it, but they mentio... | 5 | 10 | |
1632843476 | 1632846446 | t3_px90yb | t5_2to41 | 70 | peerpressure101: TIFU by eating from Wendy’s
This happened last night when I was at work. Learn from my mistakes.
Upon ordering spicy chicken nuggets and given the option of getting the ghost pepper sauce, your initial reaction may be “oh hell no” because you know the dangers of a ghost pepper. However, the kind peop... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1632852389 | 1632854462 | t3_pxc4t7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU saying I could fix something I couldn't.
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twitchyeye84: Kinda reminds of a time I bricked a girls phone trying to root it at a McDonald's.
BirkePirke: Had you done it before?
twitchyeye84: Yeah but not that particular phone model. I read up on it and i thought I had all the steps and covered al... | 5 | 2 | |
1632853313 | 1632885037 | t3_pxcgd8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By waking up at 12 AM just to play games.
I know you guys think that just by reading the title that what i did was totally stupid.
Well onto my stupid fuck-up
So i haven't played video games in months, Honestly its nice not to play games but i still want to once in a while. During the time ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1632854530 | 1632859997 | t3_pxcvlv | t5_2to41 | 24 | ROCKainsLEE: TIFU by accidentally cutting class
So I (18F) am a senior in high school. My school has a policy that allows seniors to leave school early if their last class of the day is a study hall and/or come to school late if their first class is a study hall. There's a whole process where you have to apply for p... | 3 | 8 | |
1632856467 | 1632858138 | t3_pxdjn6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Kafqa: TIFU by laughing at a girl trying to give me head.
Well, where to start. This happened two nights ago. I’m currently having a ‘friends with benefits’-thingy going with a girl I’ve known for quite some time. She lives in another city where I’m currently working and from time to time I’m staying at her place becau... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1632857944 | 1632880067 | t3_pxe2jk | t5_2to41 | 2,024 | 1_____throwaway____1: TIFU by telling my new GF she smells.
My recent girlfriend and I were making out and having a good time. I am incredibly into her and as we were taking a pause and cuddling I chuckled a bit to myself and mentioned that she smells like truffles. She didn't know what those were, so I explained that ... | 5 | 404.8 | |
1632862793 | 1632863253 | t3_pxfse7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | DrinkClorox14: TIFU by having some oddly cruel friends...
So me and my friends prank each other every single day so nothing out of the ordinary but yesterday i had just arrived to school , they were already there on a bench sitting and talking to this girl , so i see them but since we are on different classes and i was... | 4 | 1 | |
1632862926 | 1632996007 | t3_pxfu99 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rosaelis: TIFU by locking myself out of my house.
I (F 23) never wear bras. I hate them.
I woke up this morning, peed, and went to take my dog to pee.
I went to come back inside and my keypad door lock's code malfunctioned so I went around the back yard to jump the fence.
I propped myself up, threw my leg over... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1632863171 | 1632864119 | t3_pxfxnm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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black-cat-9000: F
fresh5447: F
enigmaticevil: F
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1632863721 | 1632947746 | t3_pxg4qo | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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skizz69: This sucks! Sorry OP!! Hope you can keep moving and take it one day at a time to get back to where you were and beyond.
fyodor2gloves: OP is a scammer. Beware. Posting pictures outside is not proof. How about a police report?
Reasons to believe he’s a scammer:
He has a ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1632865971 | 1632868459 | t3_pxgvyz | t5_2to41 | 13 | bannaxx: TIFU by letting my partner eat a spider
Me and my partner decided to tidy the bedroom and move it around because we were getting bored of the same layout and we were getting a lot of spiders on a night so we agreed to move it around and whilst moving it around we were going to clean whilst we were at it. I was... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1632867296 | 1632872001 | t3_pxhc1j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Nice repost from last week
fyodor2gloves: OP is a scammer. Beware. Posting pictures outside is not proof. How about a police report?
Reasons to believe he’s a scammer:
He has a post history of gambling posts
These are just a few:
https://ibb.co/L63V64s
Realizing th... | 3 | 1 | |
1632867099 | 1632876426 | t3_pxh9on | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Shelter-Successful: Probably just damn lucky he was a cop, and not a perv (or perv cop). Be careful out there. I was gonna say no pic no proof but, then I'd be the perv lol. Seriously, NYC is l dangerous enough, you don't want anymore attention then you probably already get.
Insta... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1632867747 | 1632890486 | t3_pxhhi5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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puggylol: Damn.... Honestly, I made a rule long ago, helping people does nothing but drag you down.. I know its selfish. And not always the case. But ive been fucked over by people i thought were friends more times than I can count and becsuse of this I will not help people anymor... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1632868227 | 1632871966 | t3_pxhn59 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bigmoneyplayz: Do you have a shelter near you
fyodor2gloves: OP is a scammer. Beware. Posting pictures outside is not proof. How about a police report?
Reasons to believe he’s a scammer:
He has a post history of gambling posts
These are just a few:
https://ibb.co/L63V64s
Real... | 3 | 3 | |
1632871374 | 1632872060 | t3_pxim07 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Vampire_queen94: Glad things seem to be getting better. Sorry that happened to you.
fyodor2gloves: He’s a scammer, don’t feel bad for him
Vampire_queen94: Oh I didn't know. Thanks for telling me.
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1632871870 | 1632878556 | t3_pxir8u | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: There's a 0% chance OP is actually 65. New account, this is fishy as hell
tossittobossit: Gotta give you my upvote for beating me to it.
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1632873120 | 1632873281 | t3_pxj4d2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fyodor2gloves: OP is a scammer. Beware. Posting pictures outside is not proof. How about a police report?
Reasons to believe he’s a scammer:
He has a post history of gambling posts
These are just a few:
https://ibb.co/L63V64s
Realizing that they would hurt his story, he delet... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1632873164 | 1632879035 | t3_pxj4t5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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David-OldAndMarried: If I asked my wife for permission she’d probably kick me out of bed.
[deleted]: Well, she's your wife- this is someone I had been friends with for about a month and started sexual relations with a week before it happened. I'm not sure if a strong enough level ... | 10 | 1 | |
1632875025 | 1632883672 | t3_pxjo4u | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dustyrags: Be careful with that, you probably have the rights to cut the roots, but maybe not poison them- that’s poisoning the tree itself, which is on their property.
Best to tell them you poured poison all over the ground, but not actually do it. If they get mad- they can test... | 3 | 4 | |
1632878280 | 1632936647 | t3_pxkmpi | t5_2to41 | 8,619 | CujoSR: TIFU by turning on the oven and committing a murder
My wife has been cultivating a sourdough starter for the last year and a half. It’s been her baby for all of lockdown. The last couple of days she’s had it growing in the oven to keep it in a warm and temperature-stable place. I knew they were in there but for... | 14 | 615.642857 | |
1632882022 | 1632894229 | t3_pxlpkm | t5_2to41 | 111 | mayonnaiseprincess: TIFU by giving myself a splinter… with my own pubic hair.
Okay, I’m minding my business in the shower when I notice I could use a little groundskeeping at Mons Pubis, population 1,000,000 (and growing).
I luckily invested in a waterproof trimmer not too long ago and figured now’s as good a time as ... | 3 | 37 | |
1632882317 | 1632884793 | t3_pxlsii | t5_2to41 | 72 | allycort: TIFU by forgetting how my shower works
For context, I moved in with my boyfriend a little over 2 years ago. I’ve taken way more showers than I can count.
On to the fuck up:
So two days ago, I went to shower, and I turned it on like normal, but I could not get any hot water. I turned it up all the way, and it... | 3 | 24 | |
1632883388 | 1632886889 | t3_pxm3ne | t5_2to41 | 256 | 6rynn: TIFU by going to a club’s anti-drug meeting while high
This happened when I was 16. THC pens were newly popular so I kept one on me to smoke at school. I was part of Key Club, and we met after dismissal. This week was anti-drug week and it was close to Halloween, so we made Halloween themed anti-drug posters.
... | 3 | 85.333333 | |
1632883868 | 1632884441 | t3_pxm8nz | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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twohedwlf: If 30 years on the internet has taught me anything, she'll start making damn sure to keep you away from her husband.
Neo_Epoch: Absofugginlutely.
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1632885210 | 1632953658 | t3_pxmmws | t5_2to41 | 223 | SicAmongThePure: TIFU by leaving my bong out and now I may be getting evicted
The apartment building I live in had apartment inspections today, and even though I cleaned up everything I somehow overlooked the fact that I left my bong sitting out on the kitchen sink where I had left it to dry after cleaning it. So about... | 10 | 22.3 | |
1632885508 | 1632887128 | t3_pxmq3t | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Diabolixide: Glad that things are getting better for you again. Even though your friend turned out to not be your friend, that doesn't take away from the humanity that you showed trying to help somebody else out. What he did was shameful and he'll be right back in the streets whe... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1632895177 | 1632933628 | t3_pxp5ly | t5_2to41 | 24 | ShielFoxFTW: TIFU by thinking Event Horizon was tame
I've always been a huge fan of horror, and since I became active on the Internet, it's been my mission to learn about all the great horror movies that I never got to see growing up.
One such movie that came on my radar was Event Horizon. I was really interested i... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1632895959 | 1632928376 | t3_pxpc5m | t5_2to41 | 13 | Fat_Walrus56: TIFU by having the fire department wake up my brother
TIFU by going outside at midnight to take out the trash however, I locked myself out of my place without my keys on me. This had me in brainstorm mode to find a way into my house that didn't look hella sus. So I called my 24/7 hotline and they said the... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1632897433 | 1633006726 | t3_pxpo3k | t5_2to41 | 34 | TIFUthrowaway131: TIFU by fingering myself after eating spicy noodles
This is horribly written so sorry bout that.
so this happened about an hour ago and it still feels weird.
So it’s 12am And before I went to bed I decided to have some noodles so I turned on the kettle removed the nasty dried mushrooms chunks from... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1632901898 | 1632922776 | t3_pxqlor | t5_2to41 | 5,540 | emersonthegreat1: TIFU by having birthday sex with my girlfriend
So, this is an actual TIFU cause the FU just happened about ten minutes ago.
Yesterday was my girlfriend’s 25th birthday, and so, of course, we go out with her friends and family and she gets pretty drunk. I did my boyfriend duties of taking care of her... | 18 | 307.777778 | |
1632902601 | 1632907284 | t3_pxqqsa | t5_2to41 | 33 | iatemysoul17: TIFU by being reckless while pregnant (26F)
So this happened over the past few months but my realization was today. For stsrters I've been on birth control for over a year with <1% chance.
I smoke a lot of pot with my husband and our friends. Also drink pretty frequently because my customer service jo... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1632913144 | 1632929083 | t3_pxsykn | t5_2to41 | 123 | Relevant_Thought6518: Tifu by sending my dad a package
Ooooooh man my dad is from Dominican Republic it’s customary to send big bins of old clothes, laptops, phones since it’s such a poor country and all my cousins are popping babies like popcorn. I sent my dad over there my old phone and my husbands old phone. Only to... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1632913539 | 1632914789 | t3_pxt2an | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThrowawaytheDaisy: Just turn on the brew cycle, then clean cycle it. The machine gets hot enough to kill a bug. I am totally with you on the hatred of those creepy ass things!
paulrudder: So I have the classic 2.0 machine and it just has a large or small cup brew button and that's... | 4 | 3 |
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