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Mr_not_robot: We really DO think its funny! My wife and I had a similar experience around month 3 1/2 of pregnancy, and I helped out the same way. We decided that oral during pregnancy is probably not a good idea, due to the heightened gag reflex. Best of luck and really try not t... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1632919408 | 1633304759 | t3_pxukyk | t5_2to41 | 10,081 | mrsaknife: TIFU while using a Vicks shower tablet
So, I’m sick. Not COVID sick, just run of the mill congestion and blowing my nose constantly kind of sick. My husband and son had it first, so we’d picked up some of those Vicks shower tablets and I figured I’d try one out. It was late and I felt miserable and planned t... | 10 | 1,008.1 | |
1632921468 | 1632950695 | t3_pxv74l | t5_2to41 | 70 | ThatMrZ: TIFU - Forgetting ‘The Game of Life’ board game has male/female pegs
To get this part out of the way, this happened yesterday, but I’m trying to avoid doing work so I figured I would post here to hopefully give some people a good laugh.
My gf (F24) and I (M28) like to play board and video games together. We ... | 4 | 17.5 | |
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GlitteryCakeHuman: It’s a sweet gesture but next time just do coffee or something on that level. I would feel really uncomfortable accepting jewellery from a male coworker.
Also she’s bananas and very insecure. Be careful
Teminite2: Yeah I realized it might be a bit too much aft... | 5 | 17 | |
1632922391 | 1638317172 | t3_pxvhf5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Vixrotre: TIFU by leaving the dog behind
Actually happened today!
**For background:** My SO and I moved in together a few months back and we got a dog at the beginning of the month. Because of money struggles we haven't gone big proper grocery shopping since we got our boy, Pudding.
I got a job at the start of the m... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1632930931 | 1633019680 | t3_pxybuu | t5_2to41 | 1,563 | collegekit13: TIFU by telling my brother-in-law his d*ck was discussed at the dinner table
We went back home for a few days with my sister. We had this big lunch with the whole extended family and all. Everyone was drinking and having fun until I caught my aunt and sister talking. My sister was complaining that her hus... | 14 | 111.642857 | |
1632931496 | 1632970063 | t3_pxyj8w | t5_2to41 | 2,948 | Munsoon22: TIFU: Forgot I was unmuted while talking to my dog.
I started a job 2 weeks ago, and today was our 4 hour long planning meeting. Today I was sitting there listening and learning when my dog walked in. He decides he wants to go under my desk, which he does often. However this time, he placed his sweet little ... | 8 | 368.5 | |
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Jumpman_234599: That reminds me of a prank a friend pulled once. He changed his (16)brothers clock time and told him he was late for school. He got dressed got his bag and went to the bus stop. It’s still dark by the time he gets to his bus stop so he didn’t think anything of it. ... | 3 | 127.333333 | |
1632937427 | 1632937963 | t3_py0m2s | t5_2to41 | 67 | NatFromNomad: TIFU by accidentally uploading a nude to a public Discord
Before someone screams: It was an adults-only discord for an adult only game franchise. I accidentally sent a nude of my ass ment for my boyfriend instead of a cute little reaction picture i had in my downloads folder. I deleted it the second i rea... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1632939198 | 1633001523 | t3_py17vg | t5_2to41 | 415 | guy_with-thumbs: TIFU by telling my class im basically an exhibitionist
So I (24m) am taking classes and one of my classes is business writing. Today we were talking about a chapter on presentations as we have one in two weeks. One area the professor talks about is controlling nervousness and my idiot self had to put m... | 9 | 46.111111 | |
1632895428 | 1632940262 | t3_pxp7si | t5_2to41 | 12 | ShaqBert5K: TIFU by playing with a frisbee
I am currently a freshman in college and of course I make mistakes. I went to a friends dorm room to read a story and we ended up throwing around his frisbee in the room. We moved outside and continued.
I was off to a great start I could throw well and made some nice one hand... | 3 | 4 | |
1632942792 | 1632944313 | t3_py2fcz | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by nicking myself while trimming my pubes and missing my date because my bathroom looked like a scene out of Dexter
I (24m) had a breakup somewhat recently and am just starting to get over it/ get excited about meeting new people. I met this really cute girl through some of my friends that is maybe a li... | 3 | 35.666667 | |
1632941857 | 1632944491 | t3_py23pg | t5_2to41 | 61 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU by not muting my mic during the simpsons movie.
So my school is pretty upset with me but my friend are dying laughing.
TD;LR at bottom as always
So i had a online meeting yesterday and at the time i was watching the simpsons movie. When I was in a meet and i needed to talk i pause the movie ... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1632945648 | 1632951878 | t3_py3dys | t5_2to41 | 29 | burnbabyburn69_420: TIFU - The Taste of Desire
I'll start by mentioning this was a few years ago.
So, this girl that I had known for years as a friend and I were out for drinks one snowy night. It was blizzard-like conditions and we decided to share a ride, rather than waiting for two different ubers. She came over th... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1632945812 | 1632978964 | t3_py3g0k | t5_2to41 | 31,248 | speechie_debater: TIFU by not closely inspecting the contents of my boyfriend’s trash can.
So my boyfriend (22M) and I (21F) stay at each other’s apartments. On this particular day, BF had to leave before me.
So I’m getting ready, and I notice something in his bathroom trash can.
A pad wrapper. Pink. I already got ... | 11 | 2,840.727273 | |
1632946339 | 1633027374 | t3_py3mcf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking my small little cute cousin. What should I do about my problem which I mentioned below at last (?)
Don't take me as a rude and hitting for no reason person.
(Me F and my small cousin M)
The thing is my small little cousin was standing in front of me watching TV, his back facing me and with li... | 11 | 0.454545 | |
1632947054 | 1633025445 | t3_py3v3e | t5_2to41 | 1,072 | blackmushh: TIFU by reviewing my dashcam footage near my GF
This was last week not today.
I recently started commuting again after WFH for over a year. In that time, it seems people forgot how to drive. I drive in a medium size city and have had quite a few close calls recently. So I decided to get a dashcam to prote... | 7 | 153.142857 | |
1632947258 | 1632950501 | t3_py3xib | t5_2to41 | 86 | cresentluna: TIFU by slowly poisoning myself
This TIFU has been taking place over the past month with me only realizing my fuck up today.
So I moved to my area about 6 years ago and ever since then I have had pretty bad allergies come fall. Typical stuff like eyes watering, eczema patches flaring up, and sneezing. Th... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1632951039 | 1632976541 | t3_py576p | t5_2to41 | 64 | jameshughlaurie: TIFU by having a critical misunderstanding of how contact lense solution works
Sorry about formatting, on mobile. This actually happened a while ago, during the time where this sub was on private with the whole misinformation ordeal.
Basically, I wear daily disposable contact lenses most days of the ... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1632953268 | 1633401206 | t3_py5xap | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bumpequalsbump: If only you had dropped the poop you would’ve been under the weight limit.
Seriously though, wtf, you’re not even heavy. Follow up to this story? Are you being moved rooms?
asdsheepmail: No they are going to fix the toilet
Bumpequalsbump: How’s the number 2 poop st... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1632956545 | 1632961251 | t3_py6xhb | t5_2to41 | 31 | Crispyontheoutside: TIFU by realizing my closest friend wasn't really my friend
Alright, first off let me apologize for my poor use of the English language, you might be able to tell it is not my native tongue. Now, this is a long one, so here's the TL;DR: recently jobless/homeless, I hoped that my closest friend could... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1632959697 | 1633043694 | t3_py7u29 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading a letter properly
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atlcog: Yikes, so sorry!
nosegrof: Thanks 🥲 there’s a small chance the local body was approached by my supervisor but I’m not holding out hope
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hollertrash: I mean I got a DUI on a fucking horse. So there's that.
DrC8H10N4O2: Horse drives itself and has real autonomy. No DUI possible.
hollertrash: Explain that to my suspended drivers license and 900 dollars in fines.
Frost-Wzrd: but you don't even need a driver's license... | 11 | 15.090909 | |
1632965224 | 1633014371 | t3_py9ewo | t5_2to41 | 1,340 | CreedBratonIsManager: TIFU: Rover sitter held my dog ransom
Obligatory this happened this weekend note.
So I needed a Rover. I was going to Indiana to my best friends lake house for a long weekend. I found Iyana on Rover. She asked me if I could pay over cashapp. I honestly didn’t think anything about it at the time.... | 6 | 223.333333 | |
1632965889 | 1633026134 | t3_py9lpo | t5_2to41 | 2,572 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kayjeanbee: Should’ve made a scene about assuming YOUR gender when the person said, “I want him fired!” :)
skiingredneck: And the manager’s gender.
Didn’t even see the person and assumed the person in charge identified as a male?
NerdyToc: This whole story reads like transphobic ... | 20 | 128.6 | |
1632967580 | 1633051317 | t3_pya2oq | t5_2to41 | 88 | agent-goldfish: TIFU by texting my girlfriend's mom about marriage.
Just happened an hour ago... ruined it.
I've finally come to the decision to marry my gf. I started setting up my squad of minions to do my bidding in masterplanning a marvelous surprise proposal. Got my sister activated. The cousin was initiating the... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1632968119 | 1632969629 | t3_pya8h6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | chiefaleaf420: TIFU by getting myself banned from r/xbox
What do you know... a TIFU post that actually happened today. So around a week ago my xbox one died on me. I have no idea what happened but it's definitely broken. After trying just about everything to get it to work I realized she was a goner and I decided to ma... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1632976463 | 1632979914 | t3_pycgpo | t5_2to41 | 329 | Smileyninja94: tifu, my teacher knocked me out (
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FalseAladeen: That's what happens you take on Genryuusai Shigekuni Yamamoto. You get the Ikkotsu.
Smileyninja94: Idk what the anime your referencing but I totally agree lmfao
FalseAladeen: Bleach. It's one of the original big shonen anime. Up there with DBZ, Na... | 4 | 82.25 | |
1632977858 | 1632981658 | t3_pycsqi | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DustyShadow: It's just a K-pop music video, right? "Oops shared the wrong window." Find the video on yt or something and explain yourself and send the video so you can sheepishly show that your mistake wasn't porn.
AwarenessLoose: the GIF he showed yesterday was the same girl but... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1632979112 | 1633019900 | t3_pyd3ns | t5_2to41 | 81 | HamburgerRamen: TIFU by nearly giving myself a staph infection
So I spent most of the day today in Urgent Care. Three days ago, I noticed that the lymph node on my right side was swollen and tender. I've never had this happen before from colds or any sort of sickness, so I was a little worried, but my mom who I've been... | 3 | 27 | |
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littledeadfairy: Probably an unpopular opinion, but you fucking deserved that. You knew your dog was absolutely terrified and you locked him in a room with the source of his fear for hours and laughed about it. You said he was still shaking when you got home. You're a shitty dog o... | 3 | 225 | |
1632984932 | 1633077938 | t3_pyeeo1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Smallsparklyone: Maybe you could reach out to her and apologise? If it made you feel bad, imagine how it made her feel.
Tippy-Ditch: Someone downvoted this person but I agree with them. Just apologize and said it was a slip
Smallsparklyone: I think it’s always best to admit you we... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1632986836 | 1632995930 | t3_pyet81 | t5_2to41 | 26 | fuckuitsnottaken: Tifu by venting about my roomate
I am a freshman in college, and I've never had a roomate before. We live in an apartment and each have separate bedrooms, but the walls are pretty thin. I thought my roomate had left for the night because they usually spend their nights out hanging with friends. I w... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1632984891 | 1633057835 | t3_pyeean | t5_2to41 | 52 | hasheeshezz: TIFU by getting Korean BBQ
This just happened to me an hour ago but I knew I needed to post it on here since I never have anything good to post.
I drove about an hour away from my home to get Korean BBQ with my sisters. When I got there, I noticed they had been using the a pair of tongs to grab the unco... | 4 | 13 | |
1632997599 | 1633050350 | t3_pygz74 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by ALMOST going in the girls room. (I'm a guy)
So yesterday, we went on a fieldtrip with my classroom, in PE classes. We went to laser tag (if you know what it is). Everything went by perfectly. I had fun, people had fun, and everything was great (except for one guy who raged because people would "cheat... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
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PepeLeBrew: Sorry bud, you need some guy liner (you need that line that goes on the side of your eye... like emo kids) . And do your nails. What the ladies call french tip (i think thats what its called). A tootoo (not sure if thats how you spell it). A green one. Totally need som... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1633007201 | 1633044494 | t3_pyje1v | t5_2to41 | 872 | Nice-Psychology462: TIFU by trying to relieve myself in my university's toilet
So I'm in the middle of a university class, trying my best to focus but not really getting much sucess on that front. The reason being that I, being a young guy, was unfortunately a bit too "excited" at the time. And snce I wasn't too keen o... | 9 | 96.888889 | |
1633007100 | 1633071981 | t3_pyjd07 | t5_2to41 | 602 | Felraof: TIFU by leaving my trouser in my friend's bag and almost ruining his marriage.
I (M) was meeting my college roommate and best friend (M).We were both in the same city for work so we decided to get a room together to stay for the night.
I dont pack my stuff, most of my clothes are in my car. So when we reach t... | 7 | 86 | |
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AaranaMae: TYFU by leaving. Didn’t you want to go for round 2? That’s when you flip her over, get her going, and by then you’d be good to go again.
Now that you basically bailed, good luck trying to get her to talk to you again. Try sympathy “you’re just so hot I couldn’t help m... | 6 | 318.833333 | |
1633009554 | 1633028923 | t3_pyk3sl | t5_2to41 | 56 | GabrielB04: TIFU by accidentally sending a message to my crush
I came from school only a few hours ago, had something to eat and then laid on bed. As I was scrolling through IG, I saw that my crush posted something on close friends. Me being a very curious person, I tap on the story, watch it, and then obviously fall i... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1633009839 | 1633051110 | t3_pyk6yq | t5_2to41 | 14,539 | Cosmic_W0lf: TIFU by accidentally kidnapping a child
So this happened last week when I was babysitting my nephew for a few days while my sister was out of state for my brother in laws family emergency.
So I'll call my nephew Adam and his friend is Max.
My sister asked me to watch her son for a few days while her and... | 17 | 855.235294 | |
1633010112 | 1633091456 | t3_pyka00 | t5_2to41 | 297 | BestNameEverTaken: Tifu by walking into a bakery while being completely oblivious about my surroundings
This happened in the afternoon today, like an hour ago. I had to do some errands outside and didn’t eat anything yet, so I felt like treating myself with something from the bakery.
There is one around the street, w... | 8 | 37.125 | |
1633010441 | 1633011245 | t3_pykdyz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Octavian1709: TIFU by cooking an egg in a pot used to boil menstrual cups
So I (M22) spent the night at my girlfriends (F23) place last night and she had to head out to work early today. I decided to make myself at home and make a poached egg and just grabbed a pot out of a cupboard and started cooking. The egg looked ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1633011397 | 1633028837 | t3_pykp06 | t5_2to41 | 73 | laineyyyy: TIFU by forgetting I was with colleagues and not my fiancé
This happened a couple of months ago, I was out for a leaving dinner with some work colleagues.
Now I'd spent many months in lockdown, mostly only with my fiancé and hardly seeing anyone else. We have a very immature sense of humour (one of our fav... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1633013267 | 1647277467 | t3_pylb22 | t5_2to41 | 251 | KoroSenseiOwO: TIFU by trying anal for the first time
So this is NSFW btw I'm not sure if there's a flair for it or not. And this fuck up started 2 days ago but just now I realized it. And no burner account cuz why not.
So I've never done anal before, vanilla I know, just the thought of it scares me. But me and my boy... | 6 | 41.833333 | |
1633015421 | 1633022344 | t3_pym1ks | t5_2to41 | 49 | BreakfastBeerz: TIFU: By trying to steal a car
To set the stage, I was a young fellow, had just turned 21 (more than 20 years ago). Was into the bar scene at the time and somewhat of a loose cannon. I was out bar hopping with my girlfriend at the time.... and some how got completely wasted. To the point I could bare... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1633015503 | 1633142584 | t3_pym2l8 | t5_2to41 | 6,754 | SgtNibbleTiddies: TIFU by having buttsex with my ex-gf. Then I FU again by making a joke after.
Ok, ok. So she wasn't my ex at the time. This happened many moons ago.
Butt-stuff was not uncommon in our relationship. In fact, once she discovered her love for backdoor romance, she almost never came until she had some... | 22 | 307 | |
1633015404 | 1633068196 | t3_pym1ct | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Norjac: I feel that there is more to this story you aren't saying - you probably know why you were kicked out of the group, or you have some idea.
brooklyn11218: He said the reason in the story. Because he creeped out a bunch of girls.
SoapyLuffy: But did he really creep them out ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1633007716 | 1633018333 | t3_pyjjh6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | FullOfUncertainty3: TIFU by pepper spraying myself
So, this just happened about 20 minutes ago.
I (23f) bought myself a stream pepper spray (because I live in a country where, if you don't have one, it's considered weird). Only problem is that it has one of those annoying key ring things so you can put it on your car ... | 5 | 12 | |
1633019238 | 1633120626 | t3_pyncfo | t5_2to41 | 43 | Every_Peach2335: TIFU by trying to get intimate
This happened last year.
Tldr at the bottom
Now this isn't a funny one, but rather an emotional one I don't fully understand, I still don't know why I'm posting this...
My boyfriend and I were getting intimate in his bed, (we agreed that we wouldn't go THAT fa... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1633019836 | 1633183340 | t3_pynjq8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | fkedupbadly901: TIFU by probably forever straining the relationship I have with my mother
Throwaway account for obvious reasons & long story ahead. Please excuse possible typos.
So long story short I'm 21yo, currently a student and living with my parents. My dad has been in hospital for quite some time for a life ... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1633023969 | 1633027015 | t3_pyoy05 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Reasonable_State_979: TIFU by not wearing a seatbelt or a helmet
Hi I’m brand new to reddit but I wanted to post this here to get this out.
My dad works for a motor toy shop (dirt bikes, ATVs, motorcycles, snow mobiles, etc.). I usually go and visit him between classes because it’s close to school, and it’s always a ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1633027231 | 1633199403 | t3_pyq1ax | t5_2to41 | 17 | ounikyou: TIFU washing my car
So 2 months ago I(25m) got my first new car, and I’ve been trying to take good care of the appearance of it, especially after I got a stone chip on the first weekend day trip, I researched into r/AutoDetailing and got touch up paint, and got stuff for a whole rinse less wash system etc…eve... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1633032104 | 1633115626 | t3_pyrmzn | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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chamberofcoal: tomorrow, say "sorry about yesterday, can I borrow your shirtbook, ah, I mean, noteboobs, fuck, can I see you boobs? notebook, I mean?"
I'm confident in that line, let me know how it goes.
Wonderfullltatts: Unfortunately I'm not a native english speaker so I hope t... | 4 | 13 | |
1633026154 | 1633039775 | t3_pypok8 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Oldtomsawyer1: TIFU by breaking into my house at 4am
So yeah, I’m military and had orders to a month long school across the country, flight leaves at 0600. I pack the night before because I’m also a severe procrastinator and finish up around midnight. Woke up early, took a shower got dressed and thought “alright, every... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1633032691 | 1633100095 | t3_pyru2a | t5_2to41 | 884 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my car is paid off
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MrZero3229: I would calmly and politely harass the shit out of the warranty company until they pay up. I would even take them to small claims court if I had to.
tesyaa: The terms were clear and in writing?
MrZero3229: Yes, but those terms are ridiculous. I g... | 7 | 126.285714 | |
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coldhardcorndog: Bro, your dad just wanted to know how to find the boobs too. He's probably not gay. If he is, maybe that's why he was so disgusted. Long story short, it ain't no thang. Move on my friend
mr_epicguy: Ok he didn’t look disgusted or anything he just looked shocked an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1633034484 | 1633034792 | t3_pysf1e | t5_2to41 | 19 | RoastedRainbow: Tifu by assuming a paralyzed man was my patient.
So this didn’t happen today, but rather a month or so ago but it still haunts me current day in my dreams.
I work as a transport aide in a hospital. For those of you who don’t know, transport aides bring patients from any given unit or building that’s ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1633036282 | 1633157253 | t3_pyt0e9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by Putting a Little Bug inside a Coca-Cola Bottle
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Sarconiux: Dude was swimming in the gold seas, high as balls on sugar and caffeine.
Krokagnon: Caffeine is an insecticide. So it's more like waterboarding with bear spray
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1633036804 | 1633084641 | t3_pyt6jl | t5_2to41 | 328 | BigBirdPv: TIFU by sharing a post from r/sex with my wife.
Just happened, I realized it immediately...oops
I read a post talking about a way to keep your sex life interesting and spontaneously using a game involving secret notes left around the house. For those that want to read it the link will be at the bottom. I de... | 14 | 23.428571 | |
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IcemanofOz: So when did this become a fuck up?
Asleepygal101: when I grabbed someone's disability device and held onto it, I'd say
iwillfixitlater: The only thing ya did wrong was not apologizing and having a laugh with the guy.
woodnwheel: Where did he say he “[had] a laugh with ... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1633036927 | 1633038204 | t3_pyt80c | t5_2to41 | 64 | Aragawaith: TIFU By Going Above & Beyond At My Job & Losing Most of My Pay & Time Of For October
I work at a car dealership. We have to sell a minimum of x number of cars a month, and we are then given a flat payment for each of those cars. This is in addition to salary (which is at minimum wage level) This... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
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Plastic-Archer4245: Heres what you do, go to meeting with HR and deadpan say
"In my contract it states I am entitled to a 45min lunch break, my diet doesn't concern you"
ramid320: Lmfaooo you would be a legend if you said this to HR!!
Yoy might wanna get some advice on r/talesfr... | 15 | 2,255.133333 | |
1633041669 | 1633051571 | t3_pyuph9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my BF jealous
I got my boyfriend jealous
This is just a quick thing, so back in the day I use to do “interesting work” when I was 17. Well I recently got back into my insta account for it and have been rebranding the page. Me (19F) and my boyfriend (22M) have been together for a few months, ... | 5 | 6 | |
1633043708 | 1633095425 | t3_pyvb4p | t5_2to41 | 125 | LashingKomodo: TIFU by trusting a condom
I’m sort of freaking out rn. About a week and a half ago, me and this girl met for drinks and hooked up. She slept at my place and we ended up going again in the morning.
When we were doing it, the condom started to get too tight around my tip and eventually my dick broke thro... | 6 | 20.833333 | |
1633043499 | 1633263228 | t3_pyv8y8 | t5_2to41 | 79 | TheCookiepartofOreos: TIFU By asking my boss for an incest romance book
(The fact that this will be my first post…)
So I used to work at a book store as a temporary job. On my last day my boss and coworkers told me I could have any books I wanted as a parting gift. I picked out a few but suddenly remembered that the m... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1633052005 | 1633109237 | t3_pyxpbm | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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klaad3: If we started dating I would fully expect to be able to kiss the person I was dating. Maybe you shouldn't date people when you are are unsure if you like them or not and it wont be such a problem.
TheDrMonocle: >Maybe you shouldn't date people when you are are unsure if... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1633053828 | 1633058378 | t3_pyy7mm | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU: by causing a biscuits shortage
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Crazy_Werewolf9011: I mean definitely not real, but a fun read nonetheless
michaelseverson: I believe em. Restaurants are fickle and more mental and physical work than any Karen can imagine, yet here we are day after day making buisquits like a mofo just to pay ... | 3 | 11 | |
1633055554 | 1633058765 | t3_pyyoub | t5_2to41 | 42 | Reno83: TIFU buy doing the one chip challenge
TIFU by doing the one chip challenge with a bunch of coworkers.
For those that aren't aware, the one chip challenge involves eating a really hot chip dusted with Carolina Reaper and Scorpion Pepper powder. This is an estimated 1.2M to 1.5M Scoville units (for reference a j... | 3 | 14 | |
1633056955 | 1633099870 | t3_pyz2cu | t5_2to41 | 405 | Warhawk1213: tifu by provoking a nest of roaches under a house
(Sidenote I'm an electrician working at a house under the floors)
So there I was laying in that small crawl space just suckin some spiders with a small vacuum so I can do my job with no worries. But I stop because something catches my eye. There is this lit... | 7 | 57.857143 | |
1633059657 | 1633098463 | t3_pyzsdg | t5_2to41 | 56 | oodleshanks: TIFU by forgetting to be the tooth fairy
This fuck up happened last night.
My youngest son is 7 and he has a twin sister. He was born second, and she never let's him forget it. She has done everything before him for his entire life ever since and to say that he's over it is an understatement. She talked f... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1633061630 | 1633065638 | t3_pz0awt | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RoyalMilkStain: Rip
AnsweringLiterally: That the sound his zipper made going down during the meeting?
RoyalMilkStain: The noose around his neck too
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1633059771 | 1633116083 | t3_pyztfn | t5_2to41 | 93 | Aquarithyst: TIFU by underestimating how sharp a scalpel is
Happened a few months ago... So I have very painful dead skin buildups on my feet called corns and I told my father (who's a doctor) about it and he says they're usually removed by scraping the skin with a scalpel and he said I could borrow one of his scalpels... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1633063361 | 1633150390 | t3_pz0qk8 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hellocaptin: Shock collar. You use the beeper and then the shock and after they learn it you just use the beeper. Most dog get it after the first time tbh lol. So you just have to use the beep after that and don’t have to shock them! But trust me they will learn some discipline, j... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1633063315 | 1633150342 | t3_pz0q4q | t5_2to41 | 142 | baeohwolf: TIFU by losing a vibrator in my gf
My girlfriend(20F) and I (20M) are both in college and doing long distance. we probably see each other every month or so, so when we visit each other .. shit goes down.
Last weekend she was visiting me and we went to this party with some of my friends. It was a lotta fun ... | 4 | 35.5 | |
1633067696 | 1633067958 | t3_pz1rkt | t5_2to41 | 1 | throwthisawayy1273: TIFU by pulling on something that shouldn’t have been pulled
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desexmachina: How is that not a dress code violation?
throwthisawayy1273: The end was covered by a hoodie
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1633073230 | 1633128401 | t3_pz2y3u | t5_2to41 | 34 | Chill_Out_Baby: TIFU by trying to get away from a giant spider and giving myself a concussion.
Obligatory apologies for formatting issues because I’m on mobile. Although this did happen today if that counts for anything.
Characters in todays fuckup:
Zack, M, fiancé and resident spider killer.
Myself, F, terrified of ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1633089829 | 1633094561 | t3_pz6jv7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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danyil20xx: Why would you censor farting as F-ting. What??
givyounesplz: clickbait
Proist_: THE MODERATORS DONT ALLOW IT BROOO
TRUST MEEEE
TiltedWombat: There's no way you're old enough to work in an office
danyil20xx: Really though, the first red flag was when he used the word ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1633090127 | 1633149715 | t3_pz6mue | t5_2to41 | 309 | TheFeverAgenda: TIFU by eating a chocolate muffin
So I work an early morning shift where my lunch break is actually a breakfast break. Upon taking this break, I went to a spot in the break room where our work has tons of food options supplied. One of my favorites is a big chocolate muffin. I grabbed it and paid for it ... | 5 | 61.8 | |
1633093299 | 1633225078 | t3_pz7it2 | t5_2to41 | 41,334 | [deleted]: TIFU by using an old commercial jingle at work that cause me to get hauled into human resources for possible sexual harassment.
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NurseMcStuffins: OP I'm curious, with all these comments, do you think she was being malicious? You are the only one of us who was there, what's your take?
jesseberdinka: ... | 30 | 1,377.8 | |
1633098767 | 1633100652 | t3_pz99pm | t5_2to41 | 14 | funky555: TIFU by recieving the a cold one by posiedon
Well this actually happened today, 20 minuites ago infact. I recently replaced the toilet cleaners with one of those menthol ones that make the water smell minty (you know those ones where you put it into the reserve tank) and well it did its job. It made the water... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633102135 | 1633204324 | t3_pzadg8 | t5_2to41 | 456 | throwawyw728280039: TIFU by sending a message meant for my Wife, to the Family group chat.
Hi there 27M.
I'll try to keep it short.
My Wives parents planned a family reunion,
( with her cousins, nephews, grandparents and siblings.)
We decided to have a cookout in the garden, everybody was texting what kind of food ... | 5 | 91.2 | |
1633104067 | 1633105012 | t3_pzb0yv | t5_2to41 | 16 | TheSlyPudding: TIFU by getting a second COVID-19 vaccine
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Pitiful-Helicopter71: Yeah the second dose sucks but in no way did you fuck up.
Alezeros23: Agreed, this isn’t a fuck up lol
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1633106401 | 1633109856 | t3_pzbtl3 | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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themayan72: Why does your front door have clear glass??
Ok-Heart1: Its like a window on the front door, it's one of those small apartments on the middle of nowhere💀I hate it
itsmarvin: Time to get some drapes. Even if you're in the middle of nowhere, it's not safe to have someone... | 6 | 10 | |
1633110488 | 1633143433 | t3_pzd7pe | t5_2to41 | 1,625 | CunnillingusMan: TIFU by asking for consent.
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SimplyKendra: Well at least your not a total scum ball.
LarryLongBoob: Yea not asking the girl who’s in your bed naked for consent totally makes you a “scum ball”. You sound like the type of girl to accuse a guy of rape after he doesn’t wanna get in a relationship ... | 8 | 203.125 | |
1633108000 | 1633140916 | t3_pzcdit | t5_2to41 | 45 | TeachOfTheYear: TIFU by singing the cute little song from TV...the one about Venereal Disease...
This happened in 1971... I was seven years old and have always had the uncanny knack of memorizing songs really fast. While most people learn the lead singer's parts, I would hear a song a couple of times and know all the p... | 3 | 15 | |
1633108378 | 1633133005 | t3_pzciao | t5_2to41 | 952 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RetroReactiveRuckus: I've been reading TIFU long enough to know that if people are telling the truth on the Internet, you're about the 5th person in the last two years alone to ask their born deaf (sometimes blind too) girlfriend about playing BopIT.
StarvingWriter33: I’m Deaf. A ... | 7 | 136 | |
1633111634 | 1633119519 | t3_pzdlt4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | IPokePeople: TIFU By Causing A Schism in my Gym
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Candid-Ear-4840: You didn’t fuck up, though…? You just posted information as a heads up and he took it personally and started spouting conspiracy theories about you. This is a government mandate working exactly as intended.
IPokePeople: I don't really feel bad t... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1633114062 | 1633127994 | t3_pzefcb | t5_2to41 | 58 | silence_infidel: TIFU By calling the RA and getting some dorm mates written up.
Never thought I'd post here. I'm not entirely sure if this fits here either, but I had to share it somewhere. I actually think I have a smaller fuck up in this whole situation, but I did fuck up and feel kind of bad about it.
Some backstor... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1633114342 | 1633114988 | t3_pzeitq | t5_2to41 | 269 | aldebaran9696A: TIFU I gave my Uber driver my used pad, instead of cash. Ruined his day and my day.
So today, i was rushing home from work, and where i work (nanny) they don't have a bin in the bathroom. So i removed my used pad, before leaving, and i've put it in my front pocket to discard it later, at home. I also to... | 5 | 53.8 | |
1633105003 | 1633222323 | t3_pzbcnb | t5_2to41 | 19 | Healthy_Evidence9029: Tifu by using a meme to welcome a new employee
Tldr used a meme to welcome a new hire. Meme was considered offensive by hr. Hooked up with a hearing impaired person as consequence.
This is a 5yo tifu for a company im about to leave, but I was inspired by the other TIFUER that went to hr due an i... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1633116594 | 1633124407 | t3_pzfacq | t5_2to41 | 757 | Dr_Blackburne: TIFU by eating over a gallon of pudding.
CONTENT WARNING
I've seen worse on here so I thought I'd share. This is gross though, just warning you.
Okay so when I was in middle school I had more or less the exact same breakfast and lunch every day. My mom liked to keep things cheap and simple so every ... | 8 | 94.625 | |
1633119048 | 1633187159 | t3_pzg33e | t5_2to41 | 156 | [deleted]: TIFU and caught a turd but the keys were lost
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GREENBEANS120: Nope those are my keys now that’s what I need a sweet turd man gotta love that 😂😂
Ktulu789: I positively don't know what you meant
GREENBEANS120: Do u know now
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Zkennedy100: i drunkenly wiped my ass with a used tampon last week
ColoradoNudist: Trying to envision how one would wipe their ass with a tampon, used or not...
Zkennedy100: at a friends house, and there was no more toilet paper on the roll. there was a rolled up bunch of toilet p... | 4 | 29 | |
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rva_obx: ~~In OP’s defense~~ …all the churches I know of that donate food to the homeless (especially in a suburban neighborhood like OP’s) either give it directly to shelters, or have a food bank you physically walk into.
It’s very odd to have it sitting on/by a dumpster with no... | 13 | 1,007.230769 | |
1632948384 | 1633161695 | t3_py4b09 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Olivebuddiesforlife: TIFU by mis-remembering by friends birthday by more than a month, and called her at 12 am for a birthday wish.
Two of my friends from college have similar birthdays, Aug 28 and Sep 30 that I got confused with. The Aug 28 one is really close to me, and I thought it was today, and called her up aroun... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1633127892 | 1633289004 | t3_pziu86 | t5_2to41 | 103 | arsecrackofdawn: TIFU by repeatedly cussing at a client in his language and then smiling at him
Feels like I've made two TIFU posts too many, but ...
I am a Caucasian, British male consultant. Just started this job and they for some reason decide to give me clients based in Asian countries - Thailand and Singapore, to... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1633133494 | 1633191832 | t3_pzkg1i | t5_2to41 | 1,659 | MidwestMid80sChild: TIFU by opening a package that wasn’t mine.
TIFU by accidentally opening a package addressed to my roommate.
TL;DR I opened up a toy not meant for children.
I (38F) live with my boyfriend and my roommate “Josh” (33M). I recently ordered a ridiculous amount of packages for new clothing, make up, h... | 8 | 207.375 | |
1633140240 | 1633174852 | t3_pzm841 | t5_2to41 | 47 | PoisonIvyButthole: TIFU by making a wreath out of poison ivy
>!This is a throwaway account.!<
So the wife and I were feeling festive and decided to make some wreaths out of some vines, pine cones, turkey feathers, oak leaves, and pine branches we found in the woods nearby. Everything went fine. Mine turned out g... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1633138841 | 1633281242 | t3_pzluyc | t5_2to41 | 25 | Redgiantbutimshort77: TIFU up by falling asleep during a presentation about a man’s dead son
I don’t always get what some would consider is the right amount of sleep. Even without doing homework late at night, watching YouTube late at night, or eating late at night, I’m just not good at sleeping…late at night. It’s not... | 4 | 6.25 |
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