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MarcoEsteban: What? That was hard to follow and I’m not even high
Toxbunny080: .. well the tl:DR should have been easier.. I was talking about someone I liked with a friend and sent a text saying how I wanted to kiss her yesterday. To the actual person I was talking about..
MarcoE... | 4 | 1.5 | |
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[deleted]: meh worse case scenario they lost their minimum wage job and were forced to find something more lucrative, no harm done
casariah: My mother says that any job is honorable. Some people aren't cut out for "more lucrative" jobs. And that's okay. We should still pay them a... | 19 | 1.210526 | |
1633146231 | 1633146588 | t3_pznplu | t5_2to41 | 77 | SimonCallahan: TIFU by committing to a bit way too hard in front of my friends.
This happened tonight, just a few hours from me posting this, actually.
Every other Friday night I have D&D with a bunch of friends. Due to COVID, we've generally just been meeting online to play, but now that we are all double vaxxed ... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1633146565 | 1633151091 | t3_pznse2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | gummikuma: TIFU by looking at the concept art of the bear from Annihilation
I guess I'm weak. I literally experienced the most intense fear I have ever felt in my life-- from just one image that I looked at on my phone while taking a shit in my workplace's bathroom stall? Really?
I figured, The Conjuring was a cakewal... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1633152543 | 1633154550 | t3_pzp504 | t5_2to41 | 52 | VolcanicVixen: TIFU by crop dusting a nice family
I went grocery shopping and found a kind and friendly family that I came to think of as my unofficial shopping buddies. We just happened to keep running into each other and we had started making friendly jokes about it.
The family consisted of two parents and a boy of ... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1633153677 | 1633204281 | t3_pzpdpm | t5_2to41 | 12 | Fellowcore: TIFU Crew mate goes to the bathroom and fire alarm goes off
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chefinsomnia: Should’ve used a poop knife.
Fellowcore: He had to sharpen a stick 🤣
MapleDaddy_: shit stick ™️
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1633155317 | 1633312966 | t3_pzppn2 | t5_2to41 | 87 | waterwiggling: Tifu by getting scammed through crypto.
I will make this shortish, I got scammed by one of the romance, well scams. I meet a girl and we vibed well for about a month in a half with many similar hobbies and interests, then we started talking about investing including crypto. I being brand new at crypto a... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1633163880 | 1633181149 | t3_pzrdwc | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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seriouslycoolname: If you’re still smoking weed, doing mushrooms, and drinking, then you are not sober.
killer_k_c: Youve obviously never been addicted to hard drugs.
seriouslycoolname: If you’re taking other drugs, you are not sober.
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1633209358 | 1633213827 | t3_pztssj | t5_2to41 | 5 | iaccomplished0: You writing "you've only had sex with him" is a flat out lie. You went and banged how many dudes in the WEEK you were apart? How many exactly? So you have smashed how many now?
Now how many chicks did he go and smash? If the answer is 0, you are the problem. If he didn't get it with anyone else,, that ... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1633177912 | 1633207643 | t3_pzu9uc | t5_2to41 | 200 | Obamas_firstborn42: TIFU by confessing to a girl
Preface: So I (M) had been playing games with a group o f friends along with one of their own college mates .So the college mate in question is a girl and we hit it off quite well.I don't frequent whatssap or insta but we would talk and joke around sometimes(not much l... | 13 | 15.384615 | |
1633176453 | 1633185985 | t3_pztxlg | t5_2to41 | 258 | WhatIfThisWereMyName: TIFU by speaking out of habit
Not a big, dramatic story, but I still feel horrible. I was at work (closing, doors were locked and no more customers). My best friend was there with me, and her boyfriend came by (he's in town for the weekend from college).
Now, I knew the boyfriend a little bit in... | 3 | 86 | |
1633179088 | 1633181783 | t3_pzuk72 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Clorizzle-star: That's rape..
Miss_Skooter: He was definitely mislead but it was still consentual no?
Edit: I'm convinced, it was definitely rape
[deleted]: that's a hard no.
if someone is intoxicated, they cannot give consent.
imagine the outrage if the genders were switched h... | 12 | 2.75 | |
1633181615 | 1633183331 | t3_pzv8nx | t5_2to41 | 62 | Himrion: TIFU by going into town to buy a pair of trousers
So this is how the story goes. I needed new trousers and had a choice of looking for some in two different stores in opposite directions from my house, I chose the one that was closer to me and that I hoped would have a good selection of items.
After a struggl... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1633185594 | 1633226927 | t3_pzwee4 | t5_2to41 | 30,039 | baltinerdist: TIFU by enjoying my haircut scalp massage a bit too much.
This wasn’t just today, this was ten minutes ago and I still don’t think I’m going to recover. Buckle up, friends, this is going to be a hard story to tell.
I get my haircut at Sport Clips every first weekend of the month like clockwork. I enjoy t... | 15 | 2,002.6 | |
1633188362 | 1633200861 | t3_pzx986 | t5_2to41 | 294 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking 30mg of zinc daily for a week because of a 4chan meme
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SmallTownMortician: *takes note to purchase zinc for husband*
SuicidalReincarnate: Being a mortician , I thought you'd be surrounded by stiffs
Narrow-Association32: Nice
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1633188645 | 1633195271 | t3_pzxcdu | t5_2to41 | 18 | awkward_accountant89: TIFU leaving the back door open for the dogs
This was just an hour ago.
We have two beagles and a large fenced in yard, so sometimes when it's nice out we leave the back door open and we'll open the screen door a bit too so the dogs can come and go as they please, without us having to get up to ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1633191223 | 1633192995 | t3_pzy4z5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RutFJFish: I see why you feel that way, but you really didn’t mess it up. It sounds to me like he was trying to steer the conversation towards romance. Maybe he feels stupid and insecure because the conversation didn’t go as planned. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Have you texted... | 3 | 6 | |
1633191985 | 1634480895 | t3_pzydfp | t5_2to41 | 1,139 | justapicklebaby: TIFU by sharing my smut to my religious family’s devices.
About seven years ago when I had just turned 12 years old, my budding female sexuality had reached a really strange place.
On a family trip (My mom, dad, two older sisters and two younger brothers.) to Israel, I had spent every evening working... | 18 | 63.277778 | |
1633192734 | 1633196020 | t3_pzylnc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kikiwillowsf: This is a hard Life lesion. You need to prepare yourself for interviews. For zoom / virtual meetings that means tuning in early and testing sound, visuals, lighting, and tech features.
xrimane: I don't think any of that was the issue here though.
Doing a reboot of ... | 3 | 1 | |
1633193161 | 1633281381 | t3_pzyqcm | t5_2to41 | 47 | kya97: TIFU by googling my brothers favorite comedian.
So obligatory not today. I think it was like a week ago. I have autism and one of the ways it affects me is that I simply cannot remember people's names without regular contact. So I don't remember celebrities names at all. That doesn't mean I don't know them just ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1633193671 | 1633198481 | t3_pzyvyx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NorCalAthlete: Could always try just showing up anyway.
AD-2018: My friend very kindly ran up, they weren't accepting walk ins :(
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1633199953 | 1633292991 | t3_q00sr9 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Fanshuu: TIFU by mocking my boss and was heard in a conference of hundreds of employees
This actually happened a few years ago whilst I was an intern at a large US bank in their Hong Kong office. I suddenly recalled it and cringed at the memory. It was a shared fuck up and sorry for the long read.
There were 2 other i... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1633203709 | 1633232645 | t3_q01xtd | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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thehottness: Legal CBD hemp isn't weed
[deleted]: I understand but it still gives me a similar feeling as the hemp has delta 8, practically no difference in feeling for me and everyone else that has tried this brand.
Gbear831: Huge difference just moved to ga from ca and it’s cool... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1633203995 | 1633206241 | t3_q020tm | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Adept_Consequence621: Here comes my questionable click of the day
SaxyOmega90125: r/riskyclick
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tinkrman: Reminded me of the time some random guy opened my door and walked in.
I had just moved into my apartment a few days prior. I was setting up the TV in the living room on a weekend when the door opens a guy walks in. He saw me and froze, then looked at the number on the ... | 6 | 218 | |
1633205111 | 1633205437 | t3_q02cv5 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my mother my BDSM kink test results
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VeranoEte: Are you a teenager still?
forevericeland: No, I’m 23.
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1633205889 | 1633250172 | t3_q02l1k | t5_2to41 | 16 | cj0r: TIFU by talking to a neighbor
Today was a beautiful day. We hosted a yard sale and were clearing out loads of junk. Day was going great. A neighbor I walk by pretty frequently stopped over to discuss some of the stuff we were selling along with some of the house work he noticed that we've accomplished. It was a g... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1633209352 | 1633228725 | t3_q03mkc | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throwaway56138: TIFU by using double sided tape to hang wallpaper.
This fuck up starts a few years ago...
We're renting our place and it has those God awful wood panel walls. These walls are made even more hideous due to being painted an off-white color. Not like some normal off-white that's closer to beige or some... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1633209525 | 1633217367 | t3_q03oiy | t5_2to41 | 63 | Thundersalmon45: TIFU by Freudian slipping on anatomy
Obligatory not today, but a couple of years ago.
I was enrolled in a class for first aid and first responders with a relatively large group of students. I was about 35 and quite a bit older than the class average.
During the class this one day we are reviewing an... | 3 | 21 | |
1633209763 | 1633210871 | t3_q03r23 | t5_2to41 | 14 | poppcorrn: TIFU by taking a dog siting job
So this is only the tip of the ice burg of what's happend in the last 24 hours of the dog siting job.
This dog is a beautiful. Pure breed show dog probably cost the dude a pretty penny. Now this dog knows some commands. "get ball", "sit," "come here" but you have to say his na... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633210960 | 1633216999 | t3_q043vw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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aivarukaz: Did i go a bit too far?
huskiiscute: Yes. Your best course of action now is probably changing your grades back...
kwitcher-kvetchin: Oof. I did laugh, but don't do this OP. Repeating the crime won't fix anything, just cause twice the trouble.
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1633210892 | 1633217108 | t3_q04370 | t5_2to41 | 6 | peppas_character_arc: TIFU by tweeting without context
I'm not going to say exactly what was said in case someone manages to track it down
This happened yesterday.
I was half asleep and in my wide degree of intelligent I decided to tweet out dumb stuff, when I stumble upon a tweet that can't be replied too because no... | 3 | 2 | |
1633208954 | 1633285744 | t3_q03i4r | t5_2to41 | 21 | SoulExecution: TIFU by breaking into someone's car
This happened Thursday night.
I work as a Production Assistant at one of the bigger LA studios. We were shooting on location Thursday night when over the radio I hear "Medic Emergency!" Turns out one of the people on set had taken a drink of water that, if I understan... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1633214669 | 1633224096 | t3_q056d3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | donutdoodles: TIFU by pinching my eye
[TL;DR: I pinched my eye while pulling out my contacts and my eye looked… rough](https://imgur.com/a/prWNUW9).
Obligatory this wasn’t today, but two weeks ago. I waited so I could post before/after pics together.
In the second year of our great COVID-ening, I was fed up with wear... | 3 | 4 | |
1633214843 | 1633215484 | t3_q0584u | t5_2to41 | 27 | Eknoom: TIFU by tipsy shopping on Facebook
This happened last night.
It was a cruisy Saturday evening and I was on my 3rd libation. Propped up in bed watching Battle Royale (2000) and swiping my way through Facebook.
Then I saw it, a sponsored ad for unclaimed Amazon purchases by the box, by the bigger box and by t... | 3 | 9 | |
1633218117 | 1633350739 | t3_q065rp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hol_la: OP take ownership of your mistake. If they think it’s an employee and fire that person… how would you feel? Maybe that job is the persons only livelihood and they really need their job. Just do the right thing and tell them when they get home
Marco12_: Sorry, I wasn't very... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1633218446 | 1633265963 | t3_q0694q | t5_2to41 | 19,094 | zekioyalafiasco: TIFU by letting my bank know I was high.
I smoked a blunt and went to the bank today. I had to get something out of my safety deposit box. Its a Saturday and I’m off work, so I smoked a blunt on the way to the bank since this is my only errand of the day. An employee led me to the vault where the boxes... | 20 | 954.7 | |
1633219365 | 1633281578 | t3_q06imv | t5_2to41 | 2,473 | jalapeno_vagina: TIFU By giving my girlfriends vagina chemical burns.
My girlfriend and I have been day drinking pretty much all day and as these things go we got both very hungry and very horny. Naturally we decide to make the highest tier of drunk food, nachos. Afterwords we were planning on making Pop-pop. So I run ... | 6 | 412.166667 | |
1633226082 | 1633259162 | t3_q08bau | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking an interview call in front of my manager
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TheRealDynamitri: Should have just played it off as a wrong call or act like you’ve applied to them months ago (before you got your job) and they resurfaced your CV just now for whatever reason
Responsible_Dentist3: I feel like the manager wou... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633227694 | 1633359101 | t3_q08qzp | t5_2to41 | 33 | stoneddorthy: TIFU by messing up my routine
This happened a year ago or so but it creeped back into my memory and I had to share. I have a certain routine when it comes to doing my private pleasures. I grab my things, do my business, put my stuff back into the package and set it on a cabinet next to the tub, finish my ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1633234722 | 1633281328 | t3_q0aizi | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ApparentlyaPuma: Soooo my first inclination is that this kid is on the spectrum and has no business working in a situation like that.. he clearly has impulse control issues and so it’s probably a compulsive thing for him. I actually feel sort of bad for him… but I also feel like h... | 14 | 6.214286 | |
1633235778 | 1633242481 | t3_q0as1s | t5_2to41 | 13 | Milkcrafes: TIFU by getting into an accident in my moms car without a license
So I won’t call it an accident, it was more of a minor bump. I have been driving for a long while now without a license because quite honestly I am a good driver, i just haven’t gone to get my license yet. But I do I have a permit. Today my b... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1633238814 | 1633243620 | t3_q0bgw0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | whoiswhitenoise: TIFU by playing DnD with friends instead of going on an actual date
Let me say first off that this didn’t happen today, it was a couple weeks ago but I’m only processing this today.
I don’t feel proud about what happened. I have been talking to a girl from Bumble for a month or so and we decided to p... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1633239466 | 1633241561 | t3_q0bm03 | t5_2to41 | 6 | biggie64: TIFU not telling my wife not to cut her hair
Well Oct 2nd will be remembered as that day me and my wife cried in our car for an atleast an hour. My wife has beautiful long hair, she is 31 yrs old, she had few haircuts but never got dissapointed. But today , she wanted an haircut because, she noticed she was l... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1633239014 | 1633552632 | t3_q0bigy | t5_2to41 | 41 | KetonesEverywhere: TIFU by throwing out old Apple product boxes.
This actual fu initially happened about 5 years ago when I was gifted an Apple Watch for my birthday.
I was surprised when I went to put it on that the rubber strap seemed just slightly too tight for my seemingly normal sized wrist. Nevertheless, I per... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1633241131 | 1633267504 | t3_q0bz71 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MayorMcCheese666: Tifu by pulling a trailer into a loaded parking garage and getting it suck.
This just happened today more so an hour ago. This past week I traveled from Oklahoma to Orlando Florida to provide music for an event. Tonight was the VIP Party at a local club and the only place to park was this 4-story, cem... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1633247753 | 1633248011 | t3_q0dcpr | t5_2to41 | 15 | Hefty-Swordfish-4892: TIFU by now having to go to a rehab center but i’m not a attic
i’m going to rebab but i’m not a drug attic :( so pretty much i’ve got myself in some very deep shit so i am not at all near the drinking age (can’t say exact cus reddit rules) and i do not do much but i am friends with some bad influe... | 3 | 5 | |
1633248708 | 1633252349 | t3_q0dkqv | t5_2to41 | 10 | Radzuit: TIFU by pretending to be a peadophile on r/teenagers
Hello, i've fucked up making people think that i'm a peadophile.
Last night, wihle browsing reddit, I got the stupid idea of pretending to be a peadophile. I went to a post talking about horny people, and i said something like "I think 14-16 year olds shoul... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1633252833 | 1633255404 | t3_q0ee18 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Radzuit2: TIFU by pretending to be a peadophile on r/teenagers
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tingss: please read a book
Radzuit2: Recomendations?
kipha01: Everything's Fucked by Mark Manson, although the audio book is far better. He also wrote a book called The subtle art of not giving a fuck.
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1633257426 | 1633262325 | t3_q0fbgt | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about something important matter to the girl(16f) I(16m) liked (at the time).
So, this all happened 6-7 months ago.
In class, the teachers put me in a team with a girl. I had a crush on her for the whole year and I'd be in a team with her, so yay.
Now, this was a 2-3 months working toghete... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1633258358 | 1633267372 | t3_q0fieh | t5_2to41 | 61 | OopsiFuck: TIFU using expanding foam
First post, on mobile which I've read can cause formatting issues so apologies in advance.
So I'm in the process of renovations (think outside shell, interior framing, floor, roof and nothing else for a starting point). I've come a long way in the last few years - power and plumbin... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1633265275 | 1633273009 | t3_q0h2kh | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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aaaaaaaaaaawilby: Your friend is sorta transphobic
Allume_legume: How? I think it would be fair to be upset thinking they are trans if that’s not something they are into.
SourCornflakes: You don't just punch people. You talk about it.
Allume_legume: Lol I’m not even going to conti... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1633272091 | 1633283630 | t3_q0j2w2 | t5_2to41 | 872 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Alh12984: Yeah, man. Coming from a vet that has PTSD, that shit sucks. It has become more & more evident that I’m fucked up, when shit happens & it shows that I’m effected by it. It’s embarrassing & most don’t give a shit or understand. Go love on your dad. Don’t ask ... | 19 | 45.894737 | |
1633274685 | 1633300437 | t3_q0jx2z | t5_2to41 | 400 | Giogina: TIFU by poisoning myself
So, I sometimes get these stomach aches where I don't really know if it's even a stomach ache or a back pain because the pain goes all the way through my torso (and my spine can be weird). They suck bad, but luckily it doesn't happen too often, so I've been trying to just ignore them.
... | 7 | 57.142857 | |
1633276772 | 1633402564 | t3_q0km9v | t5_2to41 | 3,688 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThirdSpectator: If it were me getting that card, I'd shit myself laughing
Staticprimer: Trust me, the prep meds for a colonoscopy would have you doing that regardless.
SarkyCat: Don't ever take the pill version vs the liquid. By the end I started throwing up the pills. I thought t... | 6 | 614.666667 | |
1633275234 | 1633283761 | t3_q0k3q7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | lazyasian23: TIFU by living with my ex
This isn't necessarily something that happened today, but rather was over the course of a couple of months. So in January I (M20) got into my first ever relationship (F24), and it was going great, we both enjoyed each others' company and presence. Around spring time, we were looki... | 5 | 3.6 | |
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throw_this_far: Buy them coffee or some food tomorrow, apologize sincerely, and tell them what happened.
charlies019: Agreed. That's the right thing to do.
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1633279171 | 1633289855 | t3_q0lfnb | t5_2to41 | 15 | SnooDucks8280: TIFU and nearly lost my job with thanks to The Princess Bride!
I was reminded of this when I saw another person misheard and then misquoting...
During one of my summers I spent a period of time working in a pretty cool restaurant in Milwaukee
So (also this didn't happen today) but we had a great habit... | 5 | 3 | |
1633283403 | 1633648019 | t3_q0m5g6 | t5_2to41 | -9 | CanalAnswer: Parents, siblings, teachers, and caregivers are more likely than pastors to molest a given child, but hey, you do you, boo. If a fear of priests helps you or your kids feel safe, God bless you.
Azel_Lupie: I doubt it. Majority of the pedophiles in my local news as pastors or some Christian. The only one I ... | 30 | -0.3 | |
1633282547 | 1633457389 | t3_q0mk71 | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cookerg: The kid sounds like he is a bit clueless, asking a stranger how much his car cost. But neither of you actually did anything really wrong in the greater scheme of things
zzzorba: Idk, I have a nicer car and people ask me the time
IronicINFJustices: Do you wear a watch?
zzz... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1633284309 | 1633291206 | t3_q0n5wp | t5_2to41 | 51 | ILuvMehPancakes: TIFU Was Intimate with boyfriend and didn’t realize he was intoxicated.
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elyxar: You didn't do anything wrong, he's gaslighting you. "Well you should have watched me make the drink" that's as stupid as a defense as "well we've been together for years you should have known what I meant." Humans... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1633284431 | 1633362219 | t3_q0n7db | t5_2to41 | 4,796 | Artezard: TIFU by mixing up a sexy move [NSFW]
This just happened. I am this user's fiance. So we were getting frisky and things got hotter and hotter so we started to undress each other to do the nasty. I got on my knees to please him and I was sending him into a state of ecstasy with my mouth. Well I started thinking... | 11 | 436 | |
1633289363 | 1633291399 | t3_q0ov55 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking on a link that got my discord hacked
The title explains it all. I'm sure you've already seen or heard this link, for those that haven't its basically disguised as a free nitro and hacks your account by spamming the link into your DMs and members of other servers. Also excuse the poor grammar... | 3 | 7 | |
1633292275 | 1633298553 | t3_q0pu9w | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ophelia550: What does moving to a new country have to do with what you stepped in? Dogs live everywhere.
Allume_legume: Or going to a church and people thinking your rich
Ophelia550: I don't know. This story is all over the place.
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1633297910 | 1633377360 | t3_q0rogx | t5_2to41 | 15 | HawKe_xbox: TIFU by sending my crush somthing sus
Right so I am still quite embarrassed here as this only happened about 30 minutes ago. So I have this crush who is pretty much the queen bee of school (Yes I am a teen 16/m) and I was texting my crash and my wingmen at the same time, the conversation was going fine. Jus... | 5 | 3 | |
1633299484 | 1633299695 | t3_q0s5zf | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jewk_me: TIFU missed an opportunity at the russ concert in slc
TIFU by not getting this girls info before we got split up. So last night I went to the russ concert solo, this is something I normally wouldn't do concerts are something I enjoy doing with my friends and I was very anxious to be there. I was so awkward wai... | 3 | 2 | |
1633300943 | 1633303660 | t3_q0slm5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | SKIN-FOIL: TIFU by going out with someone.
I recently went out with this girl, let’s call her Judy, she was nice. Good personality, good looking. Pretty much anything a guy could ask for. We was happy for a few months and I’d like to say we still are. Obviously, we’re not. Otherwise I wouldn’t be making this post.
So,... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1633302613 | 1633615878 | t3_q0t3ni | t5_2to41 | 30 | THROWAWAYS6942069: Tifu by looking in mothers Gmail stuff (two fun stories)
For context, I have access to my mother's email so I can have access to her accounts like Netflix, Spotify, Hulu, etc; and her Google Drive for old photos and videos.
Today I was checking my email trying to be productive, when I got a notific... | 4 | 7.5 | |
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UdntNeed2C: https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/forefront/health-and-wellness-articles/ketogenic-diet-what-are-the-risks
For those who consider this fad.
melatenoio: Definitely good to know the risks but there are people who are on it for reasons beyond just a weight loss fad diet.
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1633304179 | 1633376063 | t3_q0tkeq | t5_2to41 | 49 | JustAnotherOlive: TIFU by not proofreading
It was actually Friday, but I've only just stopped cringing long enough to write about it.
I work in a very client-facing industry. And I use voice-to-text a lot, because it's usually faster. But either it doesn't like my accent or it just hates me personally, because it has ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
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MotoFireblade: I'm sorry to hear. Cutting yourself is not getting sad, it's self harm. If you do that in public then this are the consequences. Get some help to work out why you thought this is a tifu and appropriate for karma farming on social media. Unless of course you are expe... | 3 | 3 | |
1633312609 | 1633314834 | t3_q0vwhy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Antiplast: TIFU by asking my friend if he plays Gmod
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pns4president: What the lat guy said. You sound like an entitled 17 yr old cu**. It's your friend. But her son. So your gonna lose that one 10/10. Get some manners or a job
Antiplast: Rude.
pns4president: And your not? You called your friends mom a bitch. I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
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damndudethatsnotcool: She's probably just worried about herself but she is kinda being a bit much. I genuinely wouldn't worry about it. You know what you did, and it wasn't anything bad at all imo. Definitely never try to speak to any teachers unless you're in person at an appropr... | 4 | 4.5 | |
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gwaaadit: Sounds like that neighbor might not be worth getting along with in the first place
01_slowbra: Sounds like a presumptuous prick to me, not much to gain and the back yard neighbor already knows he/she in fact doesn’t take things mistakenly left. Not seeing the fu
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1633315128 | 1633411433 | t3_q0wlby | t5_2to41 | 1,067 | Sorceress683: TIFU by yeeting a squirrel
I swear I didn't mean it! I am not a fan of animal cruelty nor do I have any grudge against squirrels in general or this particular one specifically. I did however, intend to pick apples. What does this have to do with yeeting a squirrel? Well, the squirrel happened to me betwee... | 7 | 152.428571 | |
1633313051 | 1633331060 | t3_q0w0wz | t5_2to41 | 30 | ThePinkTeenager: TIFU by putting my medication in a drawer.
This has been going on for months, but I just realized it today.
I’m on an anti anxiety medicine. I’ve been on it for years and it doesn’t cause many problems. But when I forget to take it, I often don’t notice right away. That’s important.
Last May, I mov... | 3 | 10 | |
1633320566 | 1633358763 | t3_q0y0be | t5_2to41 | 239 | _saltyfrosting: TIFU by ordering 20 chicken sandwiches
Obligatory "not today" but it was about a week ago. Didn't post it until now because I felt super guilty about it.
I was hanging out with my boyfriend (BF) and his parents asked us to get his 4 siblings some food from the magnificent Golden Arches (mickey dees). T... | 8 | 29.875 | |
1633320506 | 1633332375 | t3_q0xzss | t5_2to41 | 16 | MoarCowb3ll: TIFU by playing with my cat while he's too trusting with the furniture layout
Happened last night, I was playing fetch with my cat Albert Whisker in the living room as we do every night. It usually goes as simple as I throw the ball over the couch and he jumps on the seat of the couch and launches himself ... | 4 | 4 | |
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nihcul: Why in the actual fuck would she do that
kuddhakhorde: I have no idea. She’s religious and believes in ghost, but she also stole money from me several times and lied to me about it. So 2 guesses: 1) she legitimately believe I spoke with ghosts 2) she enjoyed the free shit ... | 4 | 15 | |
1633327223 | 1633452702 | t3_q0zkl2 | t5_2to41 | 10,134 | thermight: TIFU By peeing on my brand new kitten
Today we adopted an adorable, lovebug of a 6mo old kitten. She is very chill and comfortable with humans: raised by a single woman who bottle-fed her because the kittens were abandoned.
We got the kitten set up in the bathroom first to ease her into new surroundings. I... | 11 | 921.272727 | |
1633312027 | 1633360829 | t3_q0vqw4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | AgentPaperYYC: TIFU By trying to help my non-tech savvy Dad with recovery information from 2016
Dad's been working out of the country since before covid and asked me to ship him a tablet to replace the one he currently has. Yes shipping him a tablet from a totally different country isn't the best solution, but i... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1633339913 | 1633373008 | t3_q121pg | t5_2to41 | 467 | everything_I_touch: TIFU by trying to help a cat that had just been run over.
I was driving my kids to daycare this morning when I saw a cat run out in front of the car in the lane next to me and about 10m in front of me, the back wheel went over the cat. It ended up in my lane. I was able to stop and see it's little ... | 5 | 93.4 | |
1633345987 | 1633427971 | t3_q13c11 | t5_2to41 | 1,422 | kaierin2: TIFU by chemically burning my nipples off.
And no, it wasn’t even done during kinky time.
22 F here — It all started three months ago when I got my nipples pierced (secretly, away from my controlling parents). Absolutely loved them straight away - they look super awesome, they suit me so well and I’m very h... | 9 | 158 | |
1633348191 | 1633358657 | t3_q13up2 | t5_2to41 | 42 | throwaway4jd_18jr: TIFU by making my co-worker want to resign (which they did)
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amaresnape: While I see your point, I hope you take this as a learning opportunity to actually get to know people and their sense of humor before you prank them, because a prank that isn't funny to everyone including the person pra... | 4 | 10.5 | |
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hiphopkangarooo: At least you cleaned up instead of doing a runner. Hope your day gets better!
[deleted]: I guess you could say she did her... duty
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1633354302 | 1633373286 | t3_q15hy2 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting exceptional service but not tipping appropriately
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2Amatters4life: Not sure what you consider fancy but $100 for two is like going to red lobster. Took my wife to a 5star in San Diego few months back and dinner for two with all courses and drinks was $350. But Mister A’s was worth it... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
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bobbot740: Weed does not alleviate anxiety, it makes it worse. I feel you man as even though I enjoy cannabis I can only have a good time with it if everything in my life is going well. No disrespect though, plenty of times my life has gone south and I chose to get high and get so... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1633356042 | 1633436236 | t3_q160l5 | t5_2to41 | 952 | IGotWeirdTalents: TIFU by standing up a girl on the first date after confirming it.
Updated post on my account. On mobile too much work to link it y'all are smart I believe in you.
Obligatory "this happened yesterday", I hit peak stress and passed out for 12 hours.
So! I've (21m)been talking to this girl (20f), for a... | 17 | 56 | |
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ov3rstuffedch3rub: If you maybe just phone your local council/recycling people and say you have just moved into a house and your bin is damaged... they might just take it away and replace it for you. Worked for me - someone had lit a disposable BBQ on top of our blue recycling bin... | 4 | 12 | |
1633362509 | 1633552628 | t3_q183aa | t5_2to41 | 7,366 | Onsyde: TIFU by drinking hundreds of ants all summer long.
Obligatory not today but last year.
So I was the only one in the office who drank cream with their coffee so they got me a huge cream container with the squirter on top of the lid back in like April. The first couple weeks everything was fine, nothing out of ... | 10 | 736.6 | |
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Longjumping_Bed2907: Black stiletto
undeadwalter521: Out of curiosity, why black? If he’s already going to wear them, why not make it a striking red? Lmao
Longjumping_Bed2907: Ooh that’s good too. Black is classic though lol
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1633364838 | 1633399315 | t3_q18xqv | t5_2to41 | 27,344 | billyd94: TIFU by giving an homeless girl my room at an hotel
Over the weekend I was staying at a popular UK chain hotel and thought I was going to be there until Sunday night. Well 1pm comes and I get back to the hotel early from having lunch and it turns out that they have a strict checkout time of 12pm to get your m... | 23 | 1,188.869565 | |
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Olianne: I'm a father. I'd do anything for my girls. I do not want to catch them in this same situation, but if I did there is no shame. I'd do anything for my little girls and to think they'd be so embarrassed they'd want to leave would break my heart.
Trvlng_Drew: Another Dad co... | 6 | 86.5 | |
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useless_anonymous: maybe try to not take unwanted pics
supremedelight: Leaving the flash on wasnt where you fucked up.
useless_anonymous: ^^^^ u fucked up by taking unwanted pics of women even tho u’re married :/
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1633363750 | 1633377664 | t3_q18jru | t5_2to41 | 18 | myykitty711: TIFU by ordering boba from a new place
I discovered recently that my favorite boba place supports online orders. As a typical boba addict, I got my daily dose of craving pretty late into the day. That was when a genius idea popped into my head: I could order online right now, so it will be ready by the tim... | 3 | 6 | |
1633365863 | 1633404211 | t3_q19ark | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by making myself and my gf homeless
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chamberofcoal: ...all of your talk of "curing" and "helping people get well" sounds like you don't understand mental illness. that's great if you enjoy being a friend and a part of someone's support system, but you are not a professional and you cannot treat... | 4 | 6.25 | |
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jrt364: Honestly, your post aside, just reading your responses here makes me realize you're a total dick. Your wife doesn't deserve you.
Sleuthin___: Same! He posted that his wife is “calmer now” as if he should dictate her reaction. What an absolute ass.
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1633365736 | 1633430799 | t3_q19961 | t5_2to41 | 133 | quiet_neighbor_kid: TIFU by trying to use the phone on the toilet at work.
I am literally still on the toilet, so TI actually FU
My sister bought me a new pair of ear buds last week, and I’ve been using them all the time.
I was taking a dump at work today when I saw My gf sent me a video on snap. Not knowing what was... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
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CaptnSave-A-Ho: I totally thought "mayor of my town" was a euphemism for your junk.
Active-Subject267: Lmao
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1633372127 | 1633458520 | t3_q1bm46 | t5_2to41 | 1,924 | N7_Izanagi: TIFU by accidentally grabbing my friends ass.
So l (23M) and my friend N (19F) work at a movie theater. I had just got done taking an order at the
concession stand and backed away from the register. I did not realize that N was standing right behind me cleaning the back counter. As I put my hand down I feel... | 8 | 240.5 |
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