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1411072579 | 1411073107 | t3_2gsnv0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | barfNoodlePasta: TIFU By drawing swastika's on the back of kid's hands, when one of their grandparents were holocaust survivors.
Ok, so first of I am not a neo-nazi or anything. I've never been into a fight, I've never intentionally hated on anyone because of racism or religious beliefs or anything like that. I'm just ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411074442 | 1411149394 | t3_2gsrii | t5_2to41 | 192 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into a boys' dressing room that was supposed to be empty and was being utilized by girls
This actually happened two weeks ago.
I'm a music clinician who goes into schools and teaches specific instruments that the band or orchestra teacher doesn't know. My sole job in this area is to help th... | 12 | 16 | |
1411074755 | 1411075859 | t3_2gss3g | t5_2to41 | 19 | DMBFan41: NSFW TIFU by taking the wrong medicine when my gf came to town.
So this actually happened about a week ago, but nonetheless.. Here we go.
My girlfriend lives about two hours away from me and usually comes down on weekends since she works M-F. Last weekend she comes down and it's about nine at night and I sta... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411077084 | 1411079645 | t3_2gsw9s | t5_2to41 | 7 | Loyd_Rage: TIFU by drinking Surge
When I heard Monday that Surge was coming back I ordered a 12-pack immediately, it only cost me $14. As soon as it got here I tore into it, drank one and handed out a few to my office mates. I just found out a few minutes ago that Amazon sold out and people are selling the unopened 12-... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411077774 | 1411081466 | t3_2gsxih | t5_2to41 | 6 | mmland: TIFU by trying to sound impressive to my [F] boss
I love this sub-reddit, but I never remember any of my own fuckups unless something jogs my emotional memory of the event. That being said, a customer of mine reminded me today of this fuckup from about nine years ago.
I just began university (2005) and was t... | 6 | 1 | |
1411078379 | 1411098312 | t3_2gsyn1 | t5_2to41 | 371 | TangyToddler: TIFU By Being Too Nice to a Girl with Down Syndrome
OK, I sound like an ass in the title, but after the story/explanation, you'll see that I did my best to reconcile the situation. This one technically isn't today, so I'm sorry.
Some backstory: I was a Sophomore in High School, homecoming dance was that... | 5 | 74.2 | |
1411077600 | 1411081735 | t3_2gsx72 | t5_2to41 | 60 | pandasneak: [NSFW] TIFU by forgetting to put away my "remote control"
This one is from the history books, because I just found this subreddit and I thought I'd share!
So a couple of years ago my boyfriend at the time and I had just moved in to a new place, and we decided to have my dad, brother (18), sister (14), cou... | 5 | 12 | |
1411079899 | 1411080552 | t3_2gt198 | t5_2to41 | 30 | countsingsheep: TIFU by calling a dead person about her insurance
I'm in the insurance business. My job is to go through all of the policies that are renewing fairly soon. I call the person who owns the policy, tell them how much it went up/down, thank them for their business, and maybe try to sell them another line of... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1411079851 | 1411083343 | t3_2gt15v | t5_2to41 | 19 | TickleTh1sElmo: TIFU by not wiping
This fuck-up was from 9th grade, which was like 9 years ago for me, but it's one of those things that you just remember vividly. Of course, this story starts with me taking a shit.
Now, I used to have ghost wipes a lot of the time and this one time in particular, I don't remember wh... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1411078860 | 1411093307 | t3_2gszgx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling a girl I like she had a nose like Owen Wilson
This I worked as a camp counselor with this one girl who I thought was pretty attractive. The whole summer we were talking, having fun, etc. We exchanged numbers and all sorts of social media contacts. During camp while we were at a pool she told ... | 4 | 2 | |
1411081183 | 1411083256 | t3_2gt3h2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | boobsoutinginSF: TIFU by spilling coffee down my white blouse then getting caught lifting it up to lick it off.
In my own defense, I was in a rush trying to get back to the office from my break. On top of that it's been a shitty week so my mind has been everywhere except where it needs to be. I was holding my phone an... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1411081796 | 1411101554 | t3_2gt4j1 | t5_2to41 | 93 | AmnisDunoo: TIFU by trying to jump fart at the face of my short girlfriend
Some context: my GF and I had spent the night out last night at a nice Italian restaurant. We shared a few laughs, had a few drinks and enjoyed some astonishingly good Italian food (I grew up in an Italian family so I feel I have the right to ju... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1411081679 | 1411393509 | t3_2gt4bs | t5_2to41 | 719 | stringg: TIFU in a lot of ways. It wasn't lipstick.
This didn't happen today, so I'm not sure if that violates the rules, but this is my fuck up from a few years ago. Buckle in.
I was 18 years old at a house party during my first year of University. I was very inexperienced sexually. I was also fucking plastered on Te... | 6 | 119.833333 | |
1411078776 | 1411094564 | t3_2gszbz | t5_2to41 | 81 | PhillyThrowDaway: TIFU by letting an elderly alcoholic man convince me to break into Disney World
Okay kiddos...grab a comfy blanket and gather around for story time....its 4 years ago and I'm still in college. I was the treasurer of my fraternity, at the time. Myself and 4 of my fellow chapter officers were down at t... | 7 | 11.571429 | |
1411068118 | 1411086400 | t3_2gsf6i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Jumpman6464: TIFU by trying to work on actual work rather than something I actually wanted to do
Background: I'm a college freshman this year, and was enrolled in this intro to computer science class. I had been programming for 2 years in Java; I knew it decently, and after the first few days of the class, I knew, know... | 3 | 1 | |
1411083631 | 1411118849 | t3_2gt7oh | t5_2to41 | 6 | omgwthbbq: TIFU By being throwing a bitch fit at work.
Without saying much about where the job is, I was always unhappy there.
From the first day I was hired, I knew that I wouldn't like it. As my co workers would reset tables without changing the table cloths. Among other things, they cut corners, call off, leave earl... | 3 | 2 | |
1411083598 | 1411101641 | t3_2gt7m6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by filming a student masturbate in class
After some thought I've decided to post this story here.
It was senior year of high school and we were all in my AP Biology class. The class begins as normal and my relatively strange and flamboyant biology teacher is up front talking about who knows what. I hea... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411082835 | 1411130561 | t3_2gt6bo | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU because I cocked a pistol at my front door when a cop was knocking on it
This is my first reddit post as well as my first time visiting this site. I'm a little behind on this, I know.
I found the TIFU posts the most interesting on the site so far, and I noticed that a lot of people are complaining th... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1411086086 | 1411088783 | t3_2gtbuq | t5_2to41 | 9 | Bleach_Drinker69: TIFU by giving a girl my number at work not realizing the consequences
So I work at a super market and was counting out at the end of my shift two days ago. In comes this girl I work with, shes kinda awkward and I didn't really care because I am probably just as awkward at times. I hardly know her and... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1411068264 | 1411087581 | t3_2gsfh1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rje45: TIFU by trusting Google Maps when looking for a gas station
Driving across the country in a 17' truck pulling a car on a trailer. Along I40 in Arizona at about 10pm, the Fuel light came on. In this part of the country, there are [really long, long hills](http://i.imgur.com/6HJqDV1.jpg). I was on one of these hil... | 3 | 2 | |
1411087737 | 1411089628 | t3_2gteic | t5_2to41 | 34 | souwant2bcliche: TIFU by assuming the toilets in my building were "fits it ships" toilets
This happened a few months ago...
I'm a grad student, so I work most weekends. This is important later. Over the summer, I had made it a habit of going poo in the second floor bathroom. It's a single toilet and the best in the bu... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1411089987 | 1411098874 | t3_2gtib4 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my balls in the sink
My girlfriend spent the night at my place last night and well we had sex and fell asleep right afterwards.
My phone alarm didn't go off the morning after. Mostly because it hates me and it wants me to know that. So by the time I woke up, there wasn't enough time for a s... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1411084999 | 1411091303 | t3_2gta0x | t5_2to41 | 4 | Hamburger_help_me: TIFU by not logging out of my Google account
So this past week in one of my classes we've been doing a project. On Monday, we were working on the project for the whole period. At my school, there are laptop carts and now we have carts with about 30 Microsoft Surface tablets. So I started to work on t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411090614 | 1411091811 | t3_2gtje9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | WistfulRobot: TIFU by getting my bosses favorite thing stuck 50 ft high
This happened about 30 minutes ago. It was 8:55, my shift was about to end and I had everything cleaned up and was ready to close the building up. Out of boredom I decided to start tossing around a small panda bear stuffed puppet I found lying arou... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411091325 | 1411096585 | t3_2gtkkh | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently going down the Bovril Boulevard
First some important info: currently on holiday with gf and her family, her family is religious, she isn't nor am I...
So, this morning I was woken up by my girlfriend who was really in the mood for sex and obviously I wasn't going to turn it down, so we s... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1411094331 | 1411144240 | t3_2gtpfp | t5_2to41 | 4 | picardsthrowaway: TIFU by picking up a girl
So, like many TIFU posts, this happened about two years ago.
I had just started seeing this girl, nothing serious, just casual (really just to bone after a glass of wine and a movie).
Well, this is where my fuck up started. We were getting into it after working ourselves up... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411094188 | 1411099423 | t3_2gtp7w | t5_2to41 | 6 | SageofVictor: Tifu by losing my keys in my car.
I have a Nissan Versa 2008. Blue. Today I wore gym shorts because I felt like a gangsta and that's what gangstas do in this part of Texas.
I go pick up my girlfriend (secretly, without my parents' or bosses' knowledge. I was skipping out on both because it had been a full... | 3 | 2 | |
1411097394 | 1411097871 | t3_2gtu6d | t5_2to41 | 2 | HunterGatherer371: TIFU by trying to crack open a beer with my phone.
I hadn't even started drinking yet. It was my first beer of the day. When I was in high school, I learnt the nifty little lighter trick and have since become obsessed with opening beer bottles with objects not even remotely constructed for that purpo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411098827 | 1411142210 | t3_2gtvvp | t5_2to41 | 212 | DeafGamerDucky: TIFU: Scared my mother to death and cops were called. (not prank gone wrong kind)
First of all I am new to this subreddit so thank you for warm welcomes in advance. My native language is ASL (America Sign Language) and second language is English so forgive my grammar mistakes! As for now, I am not sure ... | 13 | 16.307692 | |
1411096889 | 1411106883 | t3_2gttdu | t5_2to41 | 6 | nikp43: TIFU by playing with my dog
So I have this large furry dog and I take her on walks every morning through the woods behind our house. It’s pretty heavily forested, and there are lots of critters to sniff around for so my dog loves it.
In the past week my dog has been disappearing into the brush and coming back... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411093041 | 1411160004 | t3_2gtnf3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU (It was actually a substitute teacher who did this) by forcing the kids to break Muslim ethics.
Blackflag421: The sub would be in trouble, not him.
PopsicleIncorporated: Valid point, but I won't pretend that the United States' judicial system is solid.
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1411101933 | 1411206969 | t3_2gu0bu | t5_2to41 | 7 | somechubbychick: TIFU by throwing up on my boyfriends dick
Boyfriend initiated sexy time tonight, and since I'm not feeling 100% I offered to give him a bj. I LOVE giving head. And even though hes the first and only guy I've been with, I kinda like to think my ability to control my gag reflex when deep throating is pre... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411102469 | 1411104385 | t3_2gu142 | t5_2to41 | 24 | tifuthrowawayala: TIFU and likely broke off a week old engagement
This happened 24 hours back and my brain is finally close to 100%.
I'm working on a major project with a pretty large team the far corner of the country. We're all working 80 hour weeks and far away from the family. We've bonded really well as a team a... | 4 | 6 | |
1411093280 | 1411112248 | t3_2gtnt2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my laptop in my car.
I'll keep it short and sweet. I'm a senior in high school and take my laptop to school for my graphic design and programming classes. I'm also taking some community college afternoon/evening classes, which I commute to on the days I have class. I keep my college stuff in ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411103784 | 1411104680 | t3_2gu2ue | t5_2to41 | 2 | shwag945: TIFU by trying to tell a girl i liked her.
I am cringing just writing this. Also sorry for the wall of text.
This happened like 9ish years ago when i was in 7th grade. Ever since about 1st grade I have been attracted to the fairer sex and have literally and figuratively chased after them. Dirty blonds (as in... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411104276 | 1411262170 | t3_2gu3il | t5_2to41 | 7 | an_unexpected_boner: TIFU by having crazy sex, passing out and smashing my face on a door
I am a 24 yr old male.
This happened 2 days ago.
Now usually when I bone, I go to the point where I'm about to pass out right before I cum. Then afterwards I'm a lil dizzy and lose my hearing.
Well two nights ago me and this girl ... | 7 | 1 | |
1411105015 | 1411146875 | t3_2gu4hw | t5_2to41 | 15 | barcatrojan: TIFU by sending a dick pic to my father in law
It was not my dick, but my friends and i think dick pics are hilarious, especially odd ones. My father in law is very conservative and generally has no sense of humor. I got the dick pic text from a friend, i copied it to send it to another friend of mine. My ... | 5 | 3 | |
1411108998 | 1411148862 | t3_2gu92a | t5_2to41 | 83 | TheGreatElicitator: TIFU by playing twister.
Me and two of my friends (both girls - One of 'em I'm very attracted to.) decided to play twister on the roof of my house. They were both kind of drunk from before, where as I was pretty sober due to being on antibiotics.
Just for context, I'm a man with an extremely small... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1411109807 | 1411113161 | t3_2gu9ub | t5_2to41 | 11 | ollieduke1: TIFU- Bought an iPhone 5s Yesterday.
I was waiting patiently and saving up for the new iPhone 6! Im not due for an upgrade until the end of the year. As I was browsing Reddit last night my phone was in my lap.. and it fell off and hit the floor. It worked just fine except for one major thing- the touchscree... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1411109988 | 1411117370 | t3_2gua0w | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hunchmine: TIFU by pissing in a handicap stall
* I'm at a rest stop in NJ
* Go to bathroom
* State trooper is also in bathroom
* Walk into handicap stall...coz fuck urinals.
* Walk out wash hands and head to exit.
* State trooper taps me on shoulder.
* I ask what's up? He says "What stall did you use in there?"
* I ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1411111918 | 1411138086 | t3_2gubxc | t5_2to41 | 32 | NoWayBehind: TIFU by waiting for an iphone
So,
Im german and I have been looking forward to the release of the iPhone for a long time now. I read all about how few iphones are getting delivered to the different stores (macrumors forum kinda went crazy). That is why I decided to stand up early in the morning(5 am this ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1411112966 | 1411119768 | t3_2gucxa | t5_2to41 | 4 | Katana0: TIFU by attempting to listen to porn on my old phone (totally safe for work)
Technically a post from yesterday, but it was only an hour or so ago so I'll still consider it today. And yes, there is a reason I delineate religious affiliations.
It has been a long day for me (23M, Agnostic). Chronic back pain, ... | 4 | 1 | |
1411115723 | 1411387962 | t3_2gufag | t5_2to41 | 297 | [deleted]: Tifu.... By talking about my dick
Today I fucked up! I was hanging out with friends and my brother. We were all drinking. They were all talking about fucking , not each other just stories from the past. I was drunk and in my own little world. I heard one of them mention peeing after sex " to clear the pipes"... | 6 | 49.5 | |
1411116230 | 1411155419 | t3_2gufpd | t5_2to41 | 10 | Lesbinian: TIFU by choosing specific porn on a rough night [NSFW]
I'll start off by saying while my username is accurate, I usually watch gay porn. Now that's out of the way:
I've been stressed out lately, and tonight I was looking for some *relief.* I don't usually seek out porn by actor, but in a video I watched las... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411117787 | 1411164504 | t3_2guh40 | t5_2to41 | 45 | TIFUThrowAway336: TIFU by going to see my ex.
Before I get started as most fuck ups here this happened in the not too distant past, also sorry for the length of this post, hopefully some of you have the time to read it.
So, 21 year old me, decided not to go out at the weekend, instead I got myself a pizza and played ... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1411120102 | 1411136062 | t3_2guj2a | t5_2to41 | 29 | Fracter: TIFU by not looking at my top after running.
I'm typing this just after it happened, this has to be shared. Okay, so I've recently started endurance running, I'm doing 6 mile runs 3 times a week. My nipples normally chafe a lot but nothing to bad, but today was different. I finish the run, I'm walking home and... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1411120712 | 1411137274 | t3_2gujmj | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU, not sure why, but now I own punchabunchofpuppies.com
It was just a fucked up conversation with a coworker, I didn't need to buy it.
But I did.
[;-;](http://punchabunchofpuppies.com/)
Funkajunk: What do I do with it?
TheHottuB: An html5 game where you punch puppies. The more crappy the game the better... | 4 | 25 | |
1411121518 | 1411158042 | t3_2gukdx | t5_2to41 | 11 | deWaffle: TIFU By playing CS:GO
I am a student who is studying in the US with a scholarship. My school has a contract with an apartment company, so that they can afford housing for us.
So as usual, it is 11:00PM and I am done with my homeworks and I want to chill and have fun. Today I decided to play CS:GO, and what w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411119056 | 1411167890 | t3_2gui69 | t5_2to41 | 6 | binkeboo: TIFU by having a small sip of water
This happened last night, but whatever.
I've always had a really touchy diaphragm, normally the first bite of a meal leaves me hiccupping until I finish eating. I've tried everything, sips of water, holding my breath, spoonfuls of sugar, things like that. Nothing has ever... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411123219 | 1411137805 | t3_2gulzk | t5_2to41 | 241 | pizzainsteadofblood: TIFU by breaking glass all over my girlfriend
TIFU well actually this happened last night.
My girlfriend had been working all day and I was hoping for some sexy time, unfortunately I was having a clumsy day.
So we're in bed and I get up to make her some food hoping that after she eats she will be... | 6 | 40.166667 | |
1411124990 | 1411126858 | t3_2gunof | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: Heard my mum and boyfriend having sex
I was staying over at mum's and the walls in the unit are paperthin between her bedroom and the living room where I was sleeping. Soon after turning the tv off I proceeded to hear weird sounds from the other room, I convinced myself it was nothing and kept trying ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1411121354 | 1411148626 | t3_2guk9p | t5_2to41 | 6 | shutthesirens: TIFU by trusting the internet to have accurate and up-to-date information.
As I'm Iranian, I have to travel to either the UAE or Turkey in order to get a student visa. I received my CAS only a week ago and I was in a hurry as my university was going to start soon. So I checked the visa application centre... | 3 | 2 | |
1411126261 | 1411126999 | t3_2guozn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding porn on my Dads Computer
First of all, my english isn't that well so if you find some mistakes in my Writing you can keep them.
Yesterday my mom wanted to print something from my dads pc.His Computer is the only one with a Printer.My Mom is that kind of person which understands how to play ga... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411126266 | 1411205487 | t3_2guozw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Got_walked_in_on: TIFU by not respecting the road home
This actually happened a few minutes ago. I was driving home from school on my motorcycle and it's the last week before the exams of this period (our schoolyear is divided into 5 "periods"), so I was a bit stressed out from school. On the road to my house there's a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411127990 | 1411135640 | t3_2guqua | t5_2to41 | 4 | thegiggler: TIFU by ordering a sausage mcmuffin
I ordered two sausage mcmuffins and two breakfast burritos. When you order sausage mcmuffins and don't specify with eggs, they hold the eggs, so you end up with just two pieces of bread around some shitty congealed meat. My day is ruined.
KuroReddit: Eggs make congealed m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411127010 | 1411144592 | t3_2guprd | t5_2to41 | 32 | DaisyIsBobDylan: TIFU by stealing from a frail old lady.
*This happened a few years ago.*
I was/am a nanny for a few families. One of these families has a 19 year old boy who is low-functioning ASD ("severely" autistic). He is a great kid, very sweet and always tries hard to please others. His language is very limi... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1411129037 | 1411185867 | t3_2gus1i | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: FITU by offering my 14 year old son porn
jake_87: TIFU by writing FITU
xjeeper: Fucked I today up
majoroutage: Go home Yoda, drunk you are.
| 4 | 9.75 | |
1411129546 | 1411143058 | t3_2gusn1 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Vanqui5h: TIFU by using an accessible toilet in a hospital
I work in an office in a swiss hospital. I am the type of guy who really takes his time when it comes to shitting (About 20-30 minutes). So I found out there's an accessible toilet near my office, which is rarely used, so I thought: "Yeah, I can use that toilet... | 3 | 15 | |
1411129037 | 1411129941 | t3_2gus1j | t5_2to41 | 3 | kwappers: TIFU for taking what the dentist said literally
Today I went to the dentist at a hospital clinic for a follow up checkup after having my wisdom teeth taken out a couple of weeks ago.
After the checkup, she told me everything looked fine, the wound had closed up nicely blah blah and that I could go home.
I'm... | 3 | 1 | |
1411101743 | 1411328000 | t3_2gu03b | t5_2to41 | 6 | texas_nature: TIFU by releasing flatulence at work and causing a customer to throw up in my trash can.
Yea, the title pretty much sums it all up. i was at work, at walmart, making labels for items that didn't have price tags on them. i didn't see anyone around, and i really had to let one go. so i let it go, and sure e... | 3 | 2 | |
1411126810 | 1411167840 | t3_2gupko | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a door to my house unlocked
I left my house around 2050 to go pick up someone at the airport. I remembered to lock the front door but forgot to lock a glass sliding door that opens up to a patio in the side of the house. My wife gets home about 2145 and texts me saying that the front and slid... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411129023 | 1411222176 | t3_2gus10 | t5_2to41 | 19 | ukuluke: TIFU by snoozing one too many times
This happened 2 hours ago and after a lot of lauging, apologising and peer pressure, Reddit, here is my FU.
A bit of back ground, for the past two weeks my band has been recording our firs ep, exciting times! However, after a lot of early mornings and late nights celebratin... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411129590 | 1411180384 | t3_2gusop | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by being nice to a stranger.
Today before the school I felt kind of sick(this will be important later on). As I was in school, my feeling was gettin worse and worse after every hour. I decided to skip remaining classes and go home. While I was walking to the bus stop (5 or so minute walk) I saw a lady s... | 4 | 9 | |
1411130438 | 1411163309 | t3_2gutqo | t5_2to41 | 70 | alwayscheckthetrash: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend, while her parents were home. (NSFW)
Okay so this actually happened today; around 3 hours ago, and I'm still in a state of shock:
For starters, my girlfriend and I are currently on our gap year before University, and I've been coming over quite often. Being fu... | 7 | 10 | |
1411131350 | 1411199153 | t3_2guuwy | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the trampoline park
a couple of nights ago I wasn't feeling the best, vomited into a bucket thought that was the end in that sickness and carried on being my normal self, but I guess that wasn't the end of it...
my sister, her flatmate, her neighbor, her boyfriend's little brother and I all ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411132532 | 1411161220 | t3_2guwgv | t5_2to41 | 21 | TurtleTerrorizer: TIFU by letting my parents find my Reddit account
So I'm in high school and live with my parents. When I made my old Reddit account I named it after my YouTube channel which I named after my Xbox gamertag. My parents knew my Xbox gamertag and when I told them I made a YouTube channel they found it by ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1411133873 | 1411134070 | t3_2guydm | t5_2to41 | 8 | singed1337: tifu by showing my erected penis to kfc guy
So this happened about 30 minutes ago.I just came from home and chillin' at 9gag and ordered some KFC. I saw a nsfw post and got seduced so I decided to jerk off for some good and while doing it my door got knocked. I couldn't find a pant near so just went to the ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411134054 | 1411136318 | t3_2guynj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU after my dad bought me my first car, I wrecked it.
Today, weeks after I finally got my drivers license, my dad spent what he had on a car for me so I could start my life as an independent adult! 4 hours after driving the car out of the dealership, I was driving up a driveway and a post, hidden within a ... | 3 | 1 | |
1411134962 | 1411142630 | t3_2gv02p | t5_2to41 | 4 | monroetrojanman: Tifu by letting my sergent father use my computer
Ok....so as you know, my father is a sergent in the army and he had just came home for a short break. It was good to see him but now....
Anyway to my f up. It techniquely should be yifu (yesterday i fed up) but you get the idea. Anywho yesterday, my dad... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1411135979 | 1411136705 | t3_2gv1op | t5_2to41 | 6 | Zenel92: TIFU by asking my buddy to "toss" me the machete
So I was out camping with my friend, and we where out geting wood for the fire,we had a old rusty machete that we where useing to breake the wood down. He had the machete, so I asked him to toss me the machete. Now any normal person would walk over and hand the ... | 3 | 2 | |
1411135644 | 1411138823 | t3_2gv14n | t5_2to41 | 63 | Iamleg-end: TIFU - well my wife, by not hiding sex toys well enough NSFW
Happened 2 days ago
Tidying and sorting the house for a new arrival and getting our two helpful kids to do their part.
Onto our room to tidy up and my wife is getting our 5 year old to put socks away. He opened the wrong drawer and spotted my wi... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1411133272 | 1411711283 | t3_2guxjt | t5_2to41 | 9 | pm_me_your_cooking: TIFU by showing a girl I liked a post from /r/WritingPrompts
I was browsing reddit while waiting for class start like any other redditor when I came across [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2gt320/wp_cannibalism_has_been_widely_accepted_for_over/ckmh1yi). Props to /u/Pohlca... | 3 | 3 | |
1411136004 | 1411179679 | t3_2gv1q6 | t5_2to41 | 514 | darkonmil: TIFU by tickling my girlfriend
Admittedly, this happened around 12am, so yes it happened today.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a while now, and to keep our relationship fun we try to do stupid things to each other. We poke, pull ears, blow in ears, and none of these are sexual innuendos. We finishe... | 7 | 73.428571 | |
1411136858 | 1411206005 | t3_2gv345 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Murican_Freedom1776: TIFU by activating "hey, Siri" on iOS 8.
A key feature in iOS 8 was being able to say, “Hey, Siri.” and Siri start listening to you. It only works when your iOS device is plugged into the wall.
I upgraded yesterday and today my girlfriend and I got her engagement rings so we are officially engaged... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411136190 | 1411198447 | t3_2gv211 | t5_2to41 | 5 | iamnotwolverine: TIFU By Taking a Walk
Today I Fucked Up, on second thought, Today We Fucked Up.
So this happened about a week ago. Two of my roommates and myself decided that 3:00 AM would be a prime time to take a walk. Without any real plan where we were headed, we set out around campus. After a bit of walking, a s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411139206 | 1411161050 | t3_2gv70j | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my shot at at a threesome with two dirty nurses:(
So this happened to me about a week ago but it only just occurred to me to post this now. So I hang out with this group of really fun girls who happen to all be nurses. They r young, and hot, and they can party their asses off. They r also som... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1411139956 | 1411158620 | t3_2gv88z | t5_2to41 | 59 | theycaughtmestrippin: TIFU by getting caught while stripping for my bf
So I babysit every now and then for a family friend who has 2 year old twin boys. The mother is a super paranoid, over protective single mother who has known my mom for years and has gone through 4 other baby sitters before asking me if I would be w... | 8 | 7.375 | |
1411140088 | 1411166039 | t3_2gv8hy | t5_2to41 | 61 | Sauce767: TIFU by washing my junk with minty death juice
So my gf decided she likes this new face soap. "Its so minty and acidy and leaves your face feeling fresh!". Whatever, girls are weird and get excited about lame things, business as usual.
However, gf had to go to work early this morning, so she showered before ... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1411142322 | 1411143235 | t3_2gvcfs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cashing a paycheck.
So a year ago I started a new job while in the middle of a break up with my GF of 4 years and ended up moving in with my best friend. Today after going thru more stuff from moving into my new house I found my first pay check stub. A live check for almost $1k that I apparentl... | 3 | 1 | |
1411143115 | 1411205629 | t3_2gvdu8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | RecycledDonuts: TIFU by causing my Grandmother to piss on the new furniture.
I was enjoying an evening full of Big Bang Theory re-runs and popcorn. I was not prepared for the events that would thwart the peaceful Monday evening at hand. My grandmother had arrived a few days earlier to visit for a while since I do not l... | 3 | 3 | |
1411143645 | 1411190202 | t3_2gveti | t5_2to41 | 1 | ShamedByPrank: TIFU by putting a used condom up into my rectum so as to prank my girlfriend into thinking I had done gay sex.
I wanted to do a prank on my girlfriend, so I thought it would be funny to make her think for a moment that I was gay.
To accomplish this, I masturbated up into a condom and then removed it, b... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1411143441 | 1411157333 | t3_2gveej | t5_2to41 | 11 | LURCHDIUTV: TIFU by backhanding a co worker
This happened like 10 minutes ago I still feel slightly bad.
Background on me I'm a fairly tall and solid built dude with large hands. I was walking by one of my co workers desk and I see that they are feeling down. I talked to them a bit and its more or less a case of I don... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1411144175 | 1411158731 | t3_2gvftf | t5_2to41 | 11 | joeking69: TIFU by cussing at church
Like most tifus this happened about a year ago but even today I feel the eyes on me.
So I am a lector at my church of about 2000 and today was Christmas. I was the first lector and I came up to read my reading to the congregation. Now you must realize that this was only my third ti... | 11 | 1 | |
1411143899 | 1411205375 | t3_2gvfcb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaking someone's hand
This fuck-up actually happened today, this morning.
So my college campus occasionally gives out free condoms to students, to encourage safe sex and whatnot, as long as you come to the monthly meetings you'll get a couple condoms. Now, I got two condoms that were still attached... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411144305 | 1411217295 | t3_2gvg2k | t5_2to41 | 2,289 | pizzaguysawme: TIFU by answering the door naked
So I'm always one for fun and games and my roommates and I were having a girls night in playing Cards of Humanity. We decided to raise the stakes and whoever had the lowest point total by the time the delivery guy came would have to answer the door naked. My sense of humo... | 8 | 286.125 | |
1411143514 | 1411162846 | t3_2gvejj | t5_2to41 | 87 | sciguy2000: TIFU by having pretty much every form of payment except usable ones
Hey /r/TIFU, not sure how to feel about getting to finally post, but I'm still laughing. So, storytime? Storytime.
I'm a college student on vacation, headed back this Saturday. This may or may not be my final vacation at my family's house ... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1411144439 | 1411270080 | t3_2gvgax | t5_2to41 | 58 | Rogerspotatobread: TIFU by getting blue balls.
This happened a while a go but this story is too good to leave untold.
About a week ago I had just gotten home from spending some time with my grilfriend. We hadn't seen each other in a while and were "catching up". After about an hour of making out and some heavy petting... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1411145813 | 1411239695 | t3_2gviwc | t5_2to41 | 294 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting in r/gonewild
So there was a curiosity phase where I posted in /r/gonewild with a few different accounts, none are active now, but it was definitely something of the past (2 years ago). In the mean time, a lot has changed, I graduated college, started working in a PR/marketing firm and have c... | 5 | 58.8 | |
1411144416 | 1411155646 | t3_2gvg96 | t5_2to41 | 3 | LoMinh: TIFU by saying someone has a HUGE dick.
This happened yesterday.
I am on my way home from work. I have just moved from California to North Carolina (I just finished my contract with the military). The movers said that they would have my belongings (TV, computer, furniture, clothes) shipped to my home address... | 3 | 1 | |
1411147841 | 1411151697 | t3_2gvmo0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | stoshumala17: TIFU by sending a potential employee an "Antoine Dodson / Bed Intruder" meme about how stupid she is...
She submitted her resume to my company and she titled the email as "hear is my resume". So I promptly went to forward that email to a coworker with a Antoine Dodson meme with "You so stoopid" on it....
... | 6 | 1 | |
1411147797 | 1411235878 | t3_2gvmko | t5_2to41 | 5 | GogNMagog: TIFU by Letting My Girlfriend Sleep While I Drove from Arkansas to New Orleans
My girlfriend and I have been traveling the country, living in our van, and writing/photographing our journey for 4 months. We've visited 24 States, 9 national parks, and countless towns and cities. Our plan as a writer and photog... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411147848 | 1411241857 | t3_2gvmoj | t5_2to41 | 850 | MeSoStuped: TIFU by implying to a police officer that I murdered a child
I had the day off work yesterday and was enjoying a leisurely romp on Reddit when I heard a knock on the door. Not just any knock, but the most damned authoritative knock possible. I imagine that if the president personally came to my house becaus... | 7 | 121.428571 | |
1411147983 | 1411164600 | t3_2gvmxk | t5_2to41 | 25 | TokugawaSen: TIFU by eagerly unemploying myself
Throwaway since some of my friends are Redditors.
As a college student trying to have a nonzero amount of money to work with, I looked for some part-time jobs and actually managed to find one. The pay wasn't stellar, but after I did some math, I found out that this job ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1411150150 | 1411276089 | t3_2gvqy9 | t5_2to41 | 197 | dumbdrunkslut: TIFU By Not Keeping It In My Pants
TIFU Well, it was a while back, but this is something I don't think I can come back from; so much so that this is a throwaway.
tl;dr: Drunkenly fucked my SO's brother.
A little background: My SO, we'll call him Johnny, and I are really close to our families and often ... | 37 | 5.324324 | |
1411149568 | 1411153952 | t3_2gvpv4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | music2loud: TIFU By being clumsy
I just started working at this new restaurant and today was the grand opening. I work back and forth between the kitchen and the front. I hoping to become a server but I lack experience in serving. Doors opened and I was totally pumped and ready to outshine my co workers (didnt happene... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411149916 | 1411391200 | t3_2gvqju | t5_2to41 | 6 | Reku1: Tifu by forgetting I had an Exam today.
So im a freshman in college and have to use a site called blackboard for all my work and it comes with a calendar listing everything i have due and what i have to do that day. However it apparently only lists what the teachers tell it to list. My teacher didn't put the exa... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411146648 | 1411156471 | t3_2gvkgx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my own semen as hair gel...
So this literally happen not even 5 minutes ago...
I'm over my FWB house laying in bed watching some Netflix, well I start rubbing and touching on her initiating the deed.
We get started and after about 10 minutes later I do the courtesy pull out and start releasing ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411103260 | 1411160255 | t3_2gu24p | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dont_You_Dare_PM_Me: TIFU by running into a blind person
This happened a few years back when I was looking at different colleges to apply to. I really wanted to go out of state and had a hard on for the University of Chicago. It was my first time in the big city, so I was doing all of the touristy things. I had my ipod... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411154492 | 1411163471 | t3_2gvyp4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | bmanny: TIFU by turning down the girl of my dreams because I was naked and cold.
This was about 5 years ago in college. I had a very close female friend. She was from Croatia, spoke 3 languages, tall, best legs I've ever seen, and just all around gorgeous. She was awesome. Beyond her looks she was hands down the most f... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1411154461 | 1411166515 | t3_2gvyn7 | t5_2to41 | -4 | Bl4zeTMG: TIFU by taking a picture of a girl's ass.
This one actually happened today unlike a lot of other TIFUs.
So this happened a few hours ago in the lunch room where a kid was saying to us to look behind. And I saw this girl with a really nice ass. So a few people decide to take a picture of it and I thought I'd ... | 3 | -1.333333 |
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