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Legitimate_Pomelo_90: Bro if she doesn’t like that or isn’t with it F her ! With skills like that … damn bro ,you need to express yourself more when you speak to women they will go nuts. That poem was very smooth .
Jim-Dread: Lol thanks...I'm still hung up on her. I love her, I'm ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
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knottybeach: Seriously you deserve everything you're going to get. And your wife deserves way better.
kdavis37: Woman purposely gets him drunk to have sex with but it's fault?
knottybeach: I'm sorry she ordered his drinks? Or he kept drinking instead of going home? Then he took he... | 8 | 2.125 | |
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gotanx1: All that for a 420 joke.
tr3kstar: And then he changed it. Coward.
gotanx1: Wow he actually did.
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1635256129 | 1635261710 | t3_qg6t0j | t5_2to41 | 21 | jdawgnc: TIFU by storing all our personal items in a seemingly fireproof warehouse
Buckle up, this is a long crazy ride...
So my wife and I bought some land to build our dream home and farm on. While doing the construction we planned on living in an old airstream on the property to save money and make it easier on me ... | 3 | 7 | |
1635258073 | 1635269935 | t3_qg7gt6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU because my Muslim dad saw my „sexy“ Profil pics on my heavily private facebook Profil which i could keep safe for over 10 years
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GustavoM: Just tell him there is a difference between showing off your body and letting others use and abuse of your body -- and theres nothing wrong with that.
n_sal... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1635259702 | 1635368347 | t3_qg80xp | t5_2to41 | 666 | library_card_wallet: TIFU and missed my chance to sleep with a girl I like
I should say it happened two months ago, but it still haunts me.
Little side note. English is not my first language, so I hope this makes sense to all of you.
A little back story. I'm a 29 year old virgin (good start, almost a wizard). Had two... | 7 | 95.142857 | |
1635260816 | 1635344697 | t3_qg8fr4 | t5_2to41 | 845 | _quinzee_: TIFU by sarcastically asking my mom if she'd buy me a princess crown and a wand
So I (17F) was out looking for calculators with my mom. I just had an exam earlier today so it was kind of difficult for me to think straight. We were searching for about an hour as it was a last second thing and most had already... | 8 | 105.625 | |
1635265925 | 1635266203 | t3_qgaaav | t5_2to41 | -2 | ToffeeTorres: TIFU by mildly correcting people about SHIB
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ToffeeTorres: Haha, good one!
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1635266762 | 1635268498 | t3_qgal58 | t5_2to41 | 18 | itsWallE: TIFU by thinking salad in our local restaurant will be healthy!
I'm 20 M and recently started working out. Made a diet plan, learned about excercising techniques, tracking calories, cardio, weight training etc. Basically i was very excited about it and prepared to be very disciplined. In fact i was progressin... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1635266697 | 1635349632 | t3_qgakcv | t5_2to41 | 17,779 | notsuicidaljusthorny: TIFU making my girlfriend think I was suicidal when I was just doing butt stuff in the shower
Hey everyone! Throwaway here. This happened last week and is still hilarious and embarrassing. I(33m)'ve been messing around with butt stuff since I was a wee lad and really enjoy the feelings and sensati... | 14 | 1,269.928571 | |
1635270215 | 1635284876 | t3_qgbtun | t5_2to41 | 34 | MrEnglishDude: TIFU by saying i would dress up for halloween as whatever redditors said.
So um a made a post to r/memes saying that the top comment will be my halloween costume, not actually thinking that people would see it, though it kinda blew up and no i have to dress up as a giant ball of cum.
Yeah.
I know.
Now... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1635269923 | 1635311756 | t3_qgbq00 | t5_2to41 | 255 | AvatarYashu: TIFU by letting my mum cut my hair :'(
Happened today. Just an hr ago. I'm still in shock at my stupidity. Why in the world did I do this?
Context: I have heavy hairfall and am struggling because of it. I did not cut my hair all through COVID and because of that it became pretty long.
Fast forward to t... | 5 | 51 | |
1635276995 | 1635300165 | t3_qgebdc | t5_2to41 | 111 | jonathanorcheese: TIFU As a bodyguard I lost my client
I was in charge of protecting George Lucas at a convention. The company told us to stay close but out of sight. So the night is going smooth until I completely geeked out and forgot I was his bodyguard and tried to talk to him about star wars. I scared him because ... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1635276846 | 1635310091 | t3_qge9cj | t5_2to41 | 23 | NautiNeptune: TIFU by removing an old Halloween decoration
Lord-a-mercy I feel like boiling my hand right now.
I moved into my house between spring and summer, and after I moved in, I obviously didn't have a lot of cash for nonessential things. So when Halloween came around I couldn't get much decor. What I did get, ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1635277957 | 1635438503 | t3_qgenn8 | t5_2to41 | 440 | raparperiraparperi: TIFU by not realizing that basically googling nudes actually gives you nude pictures
We have a framed poster of a painting by Salvador Dali in our home. I have had the poster since I was a teenager because the woman in it, although pictured from behind, looks a bit like me. At least I had a similar ... | 7 | 62.857143 | |
1635277726 | 1635361136 | t3_qgeksg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my pornhub link in my Instagram.
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IHaveNoUsernameSorry: Just out of interest, what does “hardcore crossdressing” consist of?
zur1307: Given OPs mention of toys elsewhere in the thread and the general disdain of their family, my money is on butt stuff.
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1635278295 | 1635293339 | t3_qgertw | t5_2to41 | 13 | A-Purple-Lagoon: TIFU by going to Tesco's
Dear Reddit,
Today, I fucked up...
My day started out like any other, Reddit. I had finished a job and found myself in a small rural market town in England, UK. I had no further jobs in the area so the afternoon was mine. I had by all accounts a nice afternoon in this quaint ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1635280481 | 1637378462 | t3_qgfkau | t5_2to41 | 7 | crlystmbr: TIFU by sucking up to my boss.
I am a person who hates forgetting things.
The slow realization. The self loathing. The ensuing stress. This is probably something most people feel, but I deal with it by obsessively combing through every possible need, scenario, and weather condition, anticipating and prepar... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1635280844 | 1635641192 | t3_qgfp78 | t5_2to41 | 60 | kaydbee: TIFU by stepping into the echo chamber.
I really liked my job. But every job has times of frustration. My coworker and I started venting to each other (or a bitching session as my dad called it) and it got really ugly. We did this over chat, which was connected to our company emails. I knew it was possible tha... | 3 | 20 | |
1635282101 | 1635295385 | t3_qgg5vl | t5_2to41 | 11 | Monkeybomb833: TIFU by letting my friend date someone.
Context from yesterdays perspective
So, I have been crushing on a girl( lets call her Lilliana) for the past 2 years and I believe that she likes me so I'm going to ask her if she wants to go out on a date as one would. So in the last period of school i would plan... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1635280425 | 1635291971 | t3_qgfjga | t5_2to41 | 53 | kacivic: TIFU confronting "porch pirate"
This just happened (10 minutes ago), and I made a total ass out of myself. I'll do my TL;DR early: >!My wife brought in a package without telling me, and I chased down a random visitor to loudly accuse them of stealing it.!<
I'm working from home today, and my house is un... | 4 | 13.25 | |
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Vegiemighty: Who’s the guy who walked away from a threesome?needs a medal
MulleDK19: Maybe the best friend is a guy?
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1635288008 | 1635335585 | t3_qgi6e0 | t5_2to41 | 106 | Mezzareth: TIFU by inviting a 5 year old to join a beer gang
I (25F, Dutch --- this is important later!) work at an out of school daycare (before school starts and after school finishes) with children of the age 4 to 12. The daycare is divided in two groups, for ages 4 to 6 and 7 to 12. I work at the 4 to 6 group.
Rec... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1635290005 | 1635414769 | t3_qgiv1z | t5_2to41 | 44 | michaelceraincident: TIFU by getting high while family members were around
So this didn’t happen today but actually around a few weeks ago.
Backstory: I’m relatively new to smoking weed so my tolerance is pretty low. I exclusively smoke at home when I’m all alone, but I stupidly decided to try it out while people wer... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1635289743 | 1635292533 | t3_qgis3m | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU his trust
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ehjayrips: Lesson learned, don't try to hide things. If there weren't romantic intentions with giving your number out, you've done nothing wrong. If your boyfriend is uncomfortable with you giving your number out to people for school/work purposes, that's his problem. If he can't acc... | 4 | 4 | |
1635291294 | 1635297599 | t3_qgj9m7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | -DoomSteeL: TIFU by asking a cashier at a dollar store when her due date is
Well to begin with, I am not the typical person who asks anybody when their due date is. However, as I was lining up for check out my wife kept telling me how she feels bad about this lady at the cashier because she looked sad and worried and h... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
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sihaya_wiosnapustyni: It's "pored over". You're talking about an essay, and not coffee or tea
AsdaChelt: Kind of ironic I made an english error on a tifu about english
sihaya_wiosnapustyni: Yup.
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1635295524 | 1635369431 | t3_qgkkos | t5_2to41 | 748 | KingOfKorners: TIFU by asking my vet about suicide rates among veterinarians.
So like 5 months ago I seen a TIL where the number of suicides by a veterinarian was like over double compared to others.
So me being the moron that I am, I remembered that post and decided to ask my vet about how stressful his job is during... | 7 | 106.857143 | |
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VShadowOfLightV: Were you not in your own bedroom or something?..
SnooDogs1704: It was a one bedroom
abanda510: Damn so you were sleeping in the living room and they saw your junk? 🤣🤣🤣
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1635298009 | 1635305186 | t3_qglblz | t5_2to41 | 45 | Spookymvmii: TIFU by remembering that i forgot to finish packing
i moved out of my apartment august first, after months of packing. moving day came and went, and here we are today nearly 3 months later.
rewind a little, my apartment had an outdoor storage on the patio. i swear i finished cleaning it out. until today ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1635300017 | 1635303999 | t3_qglxab | t5_2to41 | 57 | prospectpico: TIFU by "threatening" a telemarketer
Some comments in "quotes" as this is fresh and I am being "careful".
I get a dozen or so scam calls daily. Most are either blocked or caller ID'd, and I dump any others I don't recognize. Many leave me voice messages, so I waste my time periodically clearing them o... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1635303376 | 1635304929 | t3_qgmxc9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Spiderman3wasgoodtbh: Tifu by re-checking my budget
This story is not going to go the way you think it's going to go. So, to start off I graduated with my Bachelor's in May. I was hoping I'd get a job by July related to my major by July. I got one in September, also being given a full month to find an apartment. I thin... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1635289529 | 1635321703 | t3_qgipii | t5_2to41 | 221 | A_Do-Er: TIFU by parking my dad's van
Should be known that this is one of the first times I drive by myself, I just ended my driving lessons four days ago.
Everyday my dad takes out the van from the garage, idk why, but the last three days I offered myself to park it in. The first two days everything went just fine ... | 4 | 55.25 | |
1635305766 | 1635306589 | t3_qgnlzr | t5_2to41 | 5 | AVGwar: TIFU because I didn't elaborate on my porn addiction to my girlfriend.
Hello, Reddit.
I'm here because I think I did a major fuck up, which is me dabbling in the NSFW side of reddit, from vanilla to the dumbest thing I could find. I found the short term enjoyment fun but the side effects really didn't help me ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
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frankenspider: But did you take the roach home?
jdl_uk: They had one lunch together so the relationship probably isn't at that level yet
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Douched_buttholes: You should probably call an ambulance before you pass out...
Alikona_05: Should probably call an ambulance before your dick falls off….
Douched_buttholes: It probably already fell off by now..
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1635315569 | 1635385251 | t3_qgq48g | t5_2to41 | 1,285 | [deleted]: TIFU by studying ahead in my calculus class
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LapataInsaan: Wait, dont they teach differentiation in 11th grade? (im assuming diff. since you said product rule, also consider looking up the chain rule, it makes everything a lot simpler and easy to do)
Parttime-Princess: Idk when 11th grade is, but in... | 8 | 160.625 | |
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mf81n: It's a splinter. Ouch.
JimmiRustle: No she cut herself.
Hello-death: Idk I’m 50-50 with both you and u/mf81n
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1635320612 | 1635365868 | t3_qgr9zr | t5_2to41 | 4 | Speedy-McLeadfoot: TIFU by speeding around the backroads
I was having a great day. Everything seems to be going pretty well. Near the end of the night I was hanging with a friend, doing maybe 10 to 15 over on the back roads. Not helped by the fact my cruise doesn’t work and well…username. I was flying around the bend, ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1635323639 | 1635324271 | t3_qgrz2x | t5_2to41 | 45 | Shinishiny-: TIFU by accidentally breaking into my school
Have you ever met that one person dumb enough to do something that makes you go "How the tf did you do that by accident!?"
Well, look no further fellas.
This happened today and I'm writing it on the street after escaping.
So due to a great fuel crisis in the... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1635308468 | 1635327907 | t3_qgocxk | t5_2to41 | 65 | bmullberry: TIFU informing the world about my dick problems
This was over two years ago but it’s one of those cringe-inducing moments that my brain likes to bring up from time to time to say “hey remember when you did THIS, ya dingus?”
I needed to go see a doctor for a normal check-in. Nothing wrong, it had just been ... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1635322843 | 1635325957 | t3_qgrsk5 | t5_2to41 | 63 | cantgobacktothatlake: TIFU swimming after a GI contrast
Obligatory I’m on mobile, and this happened 2 weeks ago, thought I’d share. Throwaway, for obvious reasons.
So I get a recommendation to get an upper GI contrast done to check out my bowels and whatnot. No biggie, was told it’s not invasive and didn’t think much... | 3 | 21 | |
1635329088 | 1635332881 | t3_qgt89m | t5_2to41 | 84 | thenamedoesntf: TIFU by not reading a question properly and giving myself 5 times as much work to do
So this just happened. Bit of background first, I’m currently working in a niche field in an even more niche industry which has a MSc qualification available, specific to what my field entails. Im currently studying sai... | 3 | 28 | |
1635331958 | 1635350047 | t3_qgtxz0 | t5_2to41 | 41,812 | BigBird428: TIFU by seeing video of my dead mom getting the old sauseeege
My mom passed couple days after Christmas. (Motorcycle accident) It was rough, her side of the family tried breaking into her house so I had to go stay there to keep them away. It was not fun. Kept expecting her to come out the bathroom or someth... | 14 | 2,986.571429 | |
1635337237 | 1635355207 | t3_qgvf64 | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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upsidedowninsideout1: Losing a job because of pneumonia?? Wow…that *stings*.
It could *bee* worse. I can understand that you feel it was your own *bumble* that caused this, but honestly, *honey*, it was out of your control.
(Ok. I’ll see myself out. )
(And my apologies for us... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1635343067 | 1635344593 | t3_qgxaaq | t5_2to41 | 17 | danbea3: TIFU by postponing an appointment with the exterminator
A few months ago, I moved into a new house with my boyfriend and roommate, and we quickly discovered that we had a spider problem. I’m not talking about tiny little house spiders hanging out in the corners—I don’t have a problem with those guys, as long a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1635344873 | 1635348266 | t3_qgxxo9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Zippyss92: TIFU by dropping a refrigerator.
If I get permission I will get a video of it.
This technically happened yesterday but I was so bummed I couldn’t bring myself to post about it.
I decided to go into work to get some much needed overtime.
I work in a furniture warehouse. We have a customer pickup area an... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1635347138 | 1635374891 | t3_qgys25 | t5_2to41 | 149 | erikamaker: TIFU by leaving erotic art up during a routine home inspection
The other residents and I just had a city inspector walk through our apartments with the landlady. When they got to my unit, we were all having a good time talking and being social, when suddenly the mood shifts and I couldn't tell why.
I spot ... | 5 | 29.8 | |
1635351182 | 1635395263 | t3_qh081v | t5_2to41 | 648 | yrsweetheartthedrunk: TIFU by making my date throw me out of his bar
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For the past month or so, I'd been dating the manager of a hip local venue. He's a really interesting, *really* good-looking guy-- pretty much all positives as far as I've seen. I can't get enough of him and can't keep my hands off him. ... | 9 | 72 | |
1635352095 | 1635428017 | t3_qh0k1w | t5_2to41 | 27 | Valuable-East5350: TIFU by complaining about my colleague to that same colleague
(First time poster. English is not my first language. Please excuse if I made any mistakes)
This happened just now. I work in a medium sized software company and my team has around 20 members. In March this year a group of new people joi... | 4 | 6.75 | |
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Chopped_Liver_: I’m sorry, can we please clarify - did you forget to pull down your pants? You just sat down and peed? Was there shit involved too? Or you are a pee sitter? No judgement, just trying to understand.
You say “I accidentally got my shorts and underwear pissed on” bu... | 4 | 11 | |
1635356752 | 1635385945 | t3_qh28gg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Thats_classified: TIFU by giving my legs chemical burns in my sleep.
So I (M26) have chronic post nasal drip, have all my life. I've had allergy tests, taken OTC and prescribed steroid and non-steroidal meds, all to no avail. I'm either alergic to something rare in allergy but common everywhere you go, or have some sor... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1635360989 | 1635362263 | t3_qh3st4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | bodyspraythrowaway: TIFU by accidentally putting on AXE deodorant
Yes, you read it right.
So i (F13) took a shower about an hour ago. After that i went to the toilet to brush my teeth and stuff like that. At one point i was looking for my deodorant (basic non-scented) but couldnt find it. I knew my dad has a lot of hy... | 4 | 2 | |
1635360821 | 1635365782 | t3_qh3qjq | t5_2to41 | 25 | ThePinkTeenager: TIFU by getting on the wrong bus.
This actually happened today.
I was going to a friend’s house. Since I don’t have a car, I typically either bike or ask someone to drive me. My friend lives too far away to bike and anyway, the weather’s bad right now. So I decided to take the public bus.
I found a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1635360675 | 1635387488 | t3_qh3oph | t5_2to41 | 13 | redditor_pro: TIFU by mishearing a price
Relatively mild thing but posting anyway. My classes had just ended and I had some spare money left. I decided I could spend it on a sandwich stall and I ordered the sandwich. When I asked the price of the sandwich they said it was Rs 75 (1 USD) but I somehow misheard it and t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1635361983 | 1635448492 | t3_qh45u3 | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | dp2sholly: TIFU by taking two hits off a joint
Wow, did I start off my return to business travel with a bang!
I flew out to Boston, MA USA for a partner dinner this past Monday. It was at a high-end restaurant with about 20 attendees between the company I work for and our key partner.
The drinks were flowing, the foo... | 9 | 140.666667 | |
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SkrillaMurderholics: You wanted to cheat in a game and paid the price for it. You absolutely deserve it buddy.
henaradwenwolfhearth: I disagree gettin a virus that hacks your account and might ruin your drives is a bit much for wanting to use a trainer in dayz
SkrillaMurderholics:... | 11 | 3 | |
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Accomplished-Boss350: So, sounds like all good to me
IceTDrinker: How do you mean ?
DMWRM867: Not a fu to know what you want. If you want monogamous relationship then that's a deal breaker. If she doesn't want a monogamous relationship it's not going to make you happy. You're bett... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1635370162 | 1635436497 | t3_qh73xm | t5_2to41 | 8,580 | aDirtyMartini: TIFU by poking around on my dead father's PC
In response to my comment in u/BigBird428's [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtxz0/tifu_by_seeing_video_of_my_dead_mom_getting_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), I am contributing my own fuck up story. This happened almos... | 14 | 612.857143 | |
1635367780 | 1635434489 | t3_qh6925 | t5_2to41 | 951 | KosmosxD: TIFU by going to a shady dentist for wisdom teeth removal
So, I recently needed to get my wisdom teeth out on my right side. Both teeth were giving me irritation, and it was about time to get them taken out before I had serious complications. Sounds simple right?
Well, I live very remote in the US, and it ta... | 7 | 135.857143 | |
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pogiguy2020: Just like the prunes this shall pass. LOL live and learn bwhahahahahaha sorry not sorry
Logical-Command: At least i know now :(
pogiguy2020: FYI Plums are the same as Prunes. Just saying Prunes are dried out plums.
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1635371871 | 1635372165 | t3_qh7p58 | t5_2to41 | 42 | My_Neighbor_Pandaro: TIFU by singing.
Hiding in a bathroom right now, keeping it simple.
I work at an apartment complex. Was walking a unit before someone moves in, totally empty, no one around, or at least so I thought. I was cleaning this apartment up and making notes of stuff and doing my best American idol contes... | 4 | 10.5 | |
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ShortBusCult: Maybe your network administrator is into the same stuff you are and can be buddies.
EggplantTraining9127: They scratch your
you scratch them kinky
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1635373084 | 1635379564 | t3_qh84ch | t5_2to41 | 44 | southwoodhunter: TIFU when I let a squirrel steal and eat the M&Ms I was supposed to put in the oatmeal of the breakfast of 20 hungry children.
This happened when I was about 12 or 13 years old.
I was a chubby, awkward and completely socially inept child. On top of that, I have Tourettes Syndrome. (I do not curse ... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1635375414 | 1635380067 | t3_qh8vss | t5_2to41 | 13 | yourfriendlynetizen: TIFU by taking edibles and cutting my wee
Obligatory not today.
Earlier this year I moved out to a new city where I'm completely alone. Living by myself, having no social life in the new city because of COVID, and being kinda stressed from a new job with a new seniority level, I figured I'd give e... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1635377632 | 1635378112 | t3_qh9lh9 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Economy-Solid2508: TIFU by spraying myself
I had a soccer game today, for which I had to wear shorts. I took a bath, got dressed and went to the closet. Found the sunscreen spray and sprayed it all over my right leg.
My fiance who was sitting in the living room that time screamed at me but I still kept spraying until ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
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dudeiskate: Maybe don't vape while in middle school?
mr_leven_een: Came here to say this.
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1635382960 | 1635384276 | t3_qhb8re | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my laptop in the bin 6 years ago
I only just realised this fuck up today and honestly it’s not that big a deal to most people on this site but I’m posting it anyway.
In 2015, I moved to South Korea for a year. I was studying the language at university and was offered a scholarship to study ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1635383834 | 1635396284 | t3_qhbia2 | t5_2to41 | 340 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my lube in my parents shower
I got a fresh one for you guys. I (23M) severely FU this weekend and am still dealing with the embarrassing fallout of said FU. Let me paint you a picture here. I come from a pretty conservative family and have always been afraid of sharing my sexuality with my pa... | 4 | 85 | |
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PuhPuhPuhPlatypus: I can't decide if you or Alec Baldwin are the biggest moron with a gun this week.
SBC_DEAD: Him but its a close one
andrewta: Nah it’s you. Baldwin at least had an excuse.
SBC_DEAD: Yeah but I also didn't kill someone for not following basic gun safety
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1635383831 | 1635390742 | t3_qhbi8n | t5_2to41 | 580 | munki17: TIFU By sending my wife’s entire family a “when you bust a nut but she keep sucking” meme, accompanied by Rudy Giuliani’s face.
tree5eat: This happened to me. I accidentally sent a picture of my penis to everyone in my address book.
It cost a fortune in stamps
5L1Mu5L1M: Then why did I get it?
TestPattern359... | 4 | 145 | |
1635386192 | 1635410129 | t3_qhc81f | t5_2to41 | 251 | Raevix: TIFU by doing my job for a year and a half during a pandemic
Heading into March 2021, I was a cashier at a grocery store in Ontario, Canada barely scraping by financially but doing okay emotionally after a lifelong struggle with emotional disorders.
Then Covid hit, everything shut down, people panicked and rus... | 4 | 62.75 | |
1635388201 | 1635396839 | t3_qhcucy | t5_2to41 | 22,440 | BLBryanReturns: TIFU by losing my virginity
So I (23M) am about to turn 24 and had never really had a girlfriend, much less even got close to having sex. An old friend of mine, G, was coming to my city to see a concert and he brought along his friend who we’ll call J (22F). I’d heard about J through my friend because t... | 17 | 1,320 | |
1635385223 | 1635463171 | t3_qhbxe2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Random_poke: TIFU by lying about company property
I made the biggest blunder I could while about to start a new position. Better pay, better security and just all around beneficial to my current situation. It's still dawning on me the consequences as it was mere minutes ago.
The night before I was on a power trip, hon... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1635396329 | 1635401042 | t3_qhf689 | t5_2to41 | 66 | hippymule: TIFU by releasing my Halloween game...after Halloween...
So this fuck up is currently ongoing, and might be saved by a miracle, but I doubt it.
I have been working my nards off on a fun cute little indie game called Consume Thy Flesh: The Pumpkin Smashing Sim.
You roll your gargantuan gourd over moonlit ro... | 3 | 22 | |
1635398365 | 1635399205 | t3_qhfkva | t5_2to41 | -1 | Sknhead69: Yeah, less about being a valet, it was the 4 paragraphs of running the mid shift huddle and tipping out your team at the massive resort... etc.
Mallen2154: I wAnT tO dElIvEr A sCaThInG rEsPoNsE bUt WoNt EvEn BoThEr BeCaUsE i WaS a BiG tIMe VaLeT aT a MaSsIvE rEsOrT.
Sknhead69: Lol... deleted.
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1635401405 | 1640537935 | t3_qhggfq | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by Going through my GF's phone (Need real advice)
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bobbymatthews84: If she's doing it, you can do it too.. Just have fun with it honestly.
Southern-Local-5410: What do you mean? I agree I need to just adopt the whatever happens, happens mindset and just appreciate it for face value or else I’ll... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1635401945 | 1635409633 | t3_qhgl1e | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: Tifu by disposing of my masturbatory ejaculate
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Ilikehowtovideos: What in the actual fuck dude… just do it in your wife’s underwear drawer like everyone else
[deleted]: hahaha
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1635402433 | 1635404046 | t3_qhgp5u | t5_2to41 | 16 | Klutzy-Juggernaut449: TIFU by recommending an LGBT dating app to southerners looking for drugs.
Actually happened tonight. I'm sure I'll still be bright red tomorrow.
For some background, I drive Uber in a small town that has tourists almost year round and I regularly have passengers who ask where they can find recre... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1635402846 | 1635409453 | t3_qhgst8 | t5_2to41 | 50 | tsnakejake13: TIFU by clogging my toilet 10 minutes before a demo
Let me start off by saying... Today, I Fucked Up.
I'm a college student working full time at a startup. Today, I got through all my classes and was preparing for a virtual demo I had to do. Everything was going really well and I was excited to present m... | 5 | 10 | |
1635403102 | 1635403568 | t3_qhguyf | t5_2to41 | 47 | crotchburntthrowaway: TIFU by burning my genitals with boiling water
This has just happened today. For context I'm asthmatic.
So I woke up today with a mild flu that I thought was just allergies so I took some antihistamines earlier and they didn't made any effect.
After that I started to feel worse so I decided to t... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1635405021 | 1635489384 | t3_qhhb4y | t5_2to41 | 37 | 2amazing_101: TIFU by delaying an entire flight by throwing up on myself
So I'm (F 20) a college student who was flying by myself for the first time. I've been on tons of flights in my lifetime, so I know the ropes. I haven't had much sleep the past few nights with midterm exams and all kinds of schoolwork due before f... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1635412370 | 1635414127 | t3_qhixkl | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ExoPihvi: You are a goner
Remarkable_Number_23: okay finnish lord erra
ExoPihvi: Okay?
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1635416977 | 1635439806 | t3_qhjzq7 | t5_2to41 | 805 | Nightlock011: TIFU by Accidentally Drugging Myself
Yesterday was my day off. All I had on my to-do list was make a few phone calls & fold some laundry. I also wanted to get high. So I took an edible. The effects last longer than if I were to smoke, and I enjoy the trippy kind of high edibles provide more than smoki... | 7 | 115 | |
1635419745 | 1635451683 | t3_qhkomb | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting that Google never forgets.
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Singer_Silly: What is her size?
AyeCoronaCharmin: 36C.
PlayerZeroFour: What does that mean?
AyeCoronaCharmin: Noice? Slang for nice...?
36C is a bra size. Lol
PlayerZeroFour: I’m unfamiliar with that unit of measurement, how does it work? Is it weight?... | 20 | 2.45 | |
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Any-Marionberry-8013: I've got to say its an asshole move but I can't help but laugh at the fact that you laughed at a women's dead husband 💀
Negative-Top-7648: I get it, call it black homour an allat. But bro, that\`s just unnecessarily mean to that woman. Imagine your wife died... | 4 | 0 | |
1635428658 | 1635447343 | t3_qhndr0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | WholesomePotatuu: TIFU by trying to avoid paying
Its really not a long story. I noticed my Adobe Photoshop had expired and so i thought to myself "i could probably just try downloading it from a torrent or something right?" I hopped on the good ole internet and searched it up. I was directed to a website called "Cracke... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1635436070 | 1635437778 | t3_qhpxrh | t5_2to41 | 26 | MadameMusic: TIFU by thinking I was being hacked
Didn't happen today, rather occured over the last few days. I travel a lot for work. A bioarchaeologist by trade I cross state lines to different digs every few months or so, my phone absolutely cannot keep up, it has no idea where I am. I dropped my work phone in a hole... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1635436346 | 1635441510 | t3_qhq11f | t5_2to41 | 24 | Zarnong: TIFU by using my thumb as my iPhone security print.
Ever play one of those beautifully stupid games on the iPhone with lots of in-app purchase options? You know, the ones that have like six or seven pop-ups each time you come in the game? And yet, you still play the game. Got an iPhone with an actual button? U... | 3 | 8 | |
1635437106 | 1635471075 | t3_qhqaq1 | t5_2to41 | 10,856 | ebil_lightbulb: TIFU by trying to save a few cents on my electric bill, costing me $4500
This happened a few months ago, I'm just wrapping up my final billing with insurance so I now know the damage...
I bought a house last year. It's an old house (per Midwest USA standards) with a long skinny unfinished basement. The... | 15 | 723.733333 | |
1635437887 | 1635438368 | t3_qhqkm9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | YeetDabo: TIFU by texting my number neighbor
Not my story but my friends. Obligatory Mobile
So today I was bored in second period in school and I decided to text my number neighbor. I went one number down (999-999-9999 texting 999-999-9998) and, I texted “Hey you’re my number neighbor what’s up” and here is their res... | 5 | 1.6 | |
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BestWukongUganda: I have to question, if your son is a good kid and doing very well in school, why do you feel the need to do "regularly checks" in his phone? I feel like there is more to this story, and this post is only giving your side of it. Speak to your son and get his point... | 8 | 12.5 | |
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Flyinggrounded: Why are you embarrassed about masturbating? If you have that level of guilt maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place. Clearly your sister was trying to get a rise out of you. Congratulations she succeeded.
Walterwursti: The thing is, that I don’t really w... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1635440552 | 1635468808 | t3_qhrigm | t5_2to41 | 149 | Tyrannafabulous: TIFU by forgetting my property tax for 3 years
EDIT: SOLVED I called the tax collectors office and figured out why I had never received the tax bill: the address they had on file was for my previous residence. 🤦🏻♂️ I’m now signed up for a payment plan and have committed to paying on time from now on... | 5 | 29.8 | |
1635440772 | 1635665598 | t3_qhrla0 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Sea-Addendum2422: TIFU by breaking my girlfriends trust
So first of all it isnt one of those high ends of breaking anyones trust , not cheating or etc
Ive (16M) had a bad run with girls , got dumped both the times ive asked a girl out and then i just got into this bad circle of being depressed and anxious
Came out of... | 8 | 8.25 | |
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31spiders: Well I would say at this point you HAVE to tell him. Your mother probably will (right?) and you don’t want her having that as potential ammunition against him.
If you want to find/talk to this sibling do it while your dad is alive and able to give DNA if the half sibl... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1635442203 | 1635444938 | t3_qhs33g | t5_2to41 | 2,519 | stygian_shores: TIFU by not pausing the movie before answering the door
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but a few years ago. For context, my husband and I have a lady in our neighborhood who sells handmade seasonal wreaths. We buy one from her so we can support local yada yada. She shows us pictures of the ones she... | 6 | 419.833333 | |
1635444822 | 1635466661 | t3_qht0jp | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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UnknownUltra: What are you doing step-sons-friend.
whatissevenbysix: Wouldn't it be what are you doing step-friends-dad?
UnknownUltra: True say.
| 4 | 15.25 | |
1635445401 | 1635593511 | t3_qht83m | t5_2to41 | 182 | Sanguine_Pineapple: TIFU by letting my housemate's cat in my room while changing
Background: my housemate has a few cats and one of them always wants to hang out in my room with me. He's a chill cat and makes a good study buddy, so I'll usually let him into my room in the mornings and then he'll keep me company during ... | 4 | 45.5 | |
1635449626 | 1635558486 | t3_qhupey | t5_2to41 | 21 | Throwaway_imstupid6: TIFU by lying to my college dean of students about having a family emergency to explain all the skipped classes.
A little back story, I am a dumbass freshman attending a state university, recently graduated from high school with not at all up to standard grades due to dumb choices in life, I fell i... | 3 | 7 |
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