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1635449735 | 1635460017 | t3_qhuqrw | t5_2to41 | 54 | mariofan366: TIFU by going to the hospital for getting a butt plug stuck in me (and my parents find out)
I read stories like mine on this subreddit. I never thought it would happen to me.
This happened 2 months ago about. My parents left town for a week for like the second time in my life. I [23 M] invited my ex-gf [2... | 6 | 9 | |
1635452492 | 1635454730 | t3_qhvoxw | t5_2to41 | 54 | waste_of_sperm_69: TIFU by not muting myself in a presentation
Happened today morning where me and my group partner were presenting our undergrad major project work to a panel, containing most of our electrical dept professors. Our videos were ON, I was screen-sharing the presentation, and just as I finished my part, I... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1635453471 | 1635454192 | t3_qhw0vv | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone in a girls car
Not today, happened on Saturday night.
Anyways, I was just drinking vodka in my room at like 12:30am when this girl I didn't really know from my economics class calls me. I hadn't talked to her in a few weeks, she asked if I had weed and wanted to ride around and smo... | 3 | 10 | |
1635453878 | 1635468494 | t3_qhw5uu | t5_2to41 | 218 | BrokenImmersion: TIFU by selling a ps5
So I work at a little games store in a mall. We mainly deal with retro consoles but we also have a few of the newer ones.
Yesterday when I was opening the store my boss called me letting me know that there was this guy that wanted to buy a ps5. He said not to sell to him because ... | 9 | 24.222222 | |
1635453219 | 1635454951 | t3_qhvxq3 | t5_2to41 | 38 | smokeywokeypokey: TIFU by stealing somebody else's drink and getting spiked
the word "today" is used loosely because this happened about 15 years ago, but with all the talk of drinks being spiked, it reminded me.
When i was younger (17), unemployed and looking to party me (17m) and my friend(18f) would go out to night... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1635454183 | 1635457672 | t3_qhw9t9 | t5_2to41 | 48 | billndotnet: TIFU by blowing my nose wrong.
So, I have stupid allergies that go off each spring and fall, and every time I visit Arizona, which I just did. My awesome cousin gave me a can of this nasal mist when I was recently up in Washington, fending off a regularly scheduled fall sinus infection. It's just a pressur... | 3 | 16 | |
1635456794 | 1635464314 | t3_qhx5kl | t5_2to41 | 554 | imsosorrygrandma2021: TIFU by thinking my grandmother wanted me to take part in a threesome
Well where to begin with this one.
I(27M) have been talking to a woman I met online for a little while now. Nothing official yet, but just casual conversation and some flirting that does get dirty now and again.
Well today I t... | 8 | 69.25 | |
1635458907 | 1635557151 | t3_qhxv22 | t5_2to41 | 24 | bmt22033: TIFU by accidentally sharing my screen during a meeting
The company I work for has been having monthly all hands meetings via Zoom since last March when we all started working from home because of COVID. These meetings are mostly intended to be a way for management to talk about various topics, take question... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1635461231 | 1635496967 | t3_qhyl5l | t5_2to41 | 15,535 | TRAWAYSTINKYBEDROOM: TIFU by giving my wife some bomb head
This just happened and I’m in the ER as I type this.
So lately I’ve been mad turned on by my wife and have been going down on her at every opportunity. I love to give, it’s one of my favorite things and she knows that.
My wife has had some back issues in the ... | 11 | 1,412.272727 | |
1635445752 | 1635463966 | t3_qhtckr | t5_2to41 | 5 | Far-Cry2124: TIFU (19M) By not letting my step grandma know I was home.
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AcrobaticSource3: > she takes her hands and massages my shoulders
“What are you doing, step grandma?”
> one time asking if I was a virgin or not
“Why are you asking, step grandma?”
Far-Cry2124: Comedy gold 🪙
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1635462823 | 1658730079 | t3_qhz3cf | t5_2to41 | 64 | FartAttack911: TIFU by using the wrong feminine product :(
It all went down at work. I went to use the restroom and grabbed a new tampon from my backpack that I throw all my essentials into for my job.
A few seconds after leaving the bathroom stall, a very abrupt fiery, hellish pain struck my nether regions. The pain... | 4 | 16 | |
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FoodTruck007: REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR !!
stumperstomper: Just imagine if I just subtly sent you a reminder “hey, this horrible event happened to you. I’ve created a depiction of it. I had the power to consider my thoughts and actions and their ability to harm but I didn’t That’s the... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1635468422 | 1635547224 | t3_qi0tl9 | t5_2to41 | 66 | ImperialZippo: TIFU by giving my cat a bath
Alright, so let's just say this was the icing on the cake of a long day. After a 12 hour shift, I came home, cut my grass, and did some other chores. Then my indoor/outdoor cat came home. He's the king of the alley next to my house. Well, he looked a little... Dirty... Like s... | 11 | 6 | |
1635469112 | 1635530186 | t3_qi10v5 | t5_2to41 | 2,698 | Lost-In_Yesterday: TIFU: by having a wank
So this happened about 3 years ago, but my friends still rightly give me a hard time for it.
I was 21m and home from university (college) for the holidays, feeling horny I decided to make the most of a free house, something that is rare for someone who lives with his parents a... | 7 | 385.428571 | |
1635465152 | 1635473749 | t3_qhztfx | t5_2to41 | 19 | mockingjig: TIFU by checking my dog for tumors.
Actually a few nights ago. Low stakes F-up. Some context: I have two dogs, Ahab and Murphy. They are both Bernese Mountain Dog mixes, which are breeds known to develop cancer. They sleep on my bed, though they alternate one at a time.
I was awakened at about 3 in the mo... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1635473338 | 1635479245 | t3_qi2a1b | t5_2to41 | 190 | MGC1987: TIFU by using the restroom in a vacant home
Sometimes my life feels like a Seinfeld episode.
I work in the pest control industry and since I'm out and about all day long finding a public restroom can be challenging at times.
Earlier this morning, I get a call from a property manager that I've been working wi... | 3 | 63.333333 | |
1635473413 | 1635554450 | t3_qi2atk | t5_2to41 | 63 | Horsie_Bitch121: Tifu by not saving my university application
Background: I 17F got my G2 today! Woohoo! For those that are not from my part of world I can drive now!
Well any ways, I will be heading to university next fall and I have recently started to apply. So I figured I have had good enough luck today and bein... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1635475259 | 1635481603 | t3_qi2u3s | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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heyuiuitsme: You got it all wrong, she was embarrassed to have to go to work that day. It's really super frowned upon in society to have hickeys.
If you're a woman, people really super judge you for that.
Brightboar: When? Who? We live in the most permissible society ever.
heyui... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1635476287 | 1635489165 | t3_qi34vp | t5_2to41 | 30 | MrFixemall: TIFU by doing a $4000 dollar job for $140 dollars...
I was contacted by a friend to see of I would move some dirt and manure around a farm. I don't do this for a living but I own equipment for my own place. I came over and looked at it. It seemed like a good days worth of work on a loader and dump trailer. ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1635478218 | 1635611266 | t3_qi3p18 | t5_2to41 | 827 | iloveyoufred: TIFU by not knowing what whipped means
My type is sweet, helpful guys. I remember being young and my mother telling me the word “husband” literally means to take care of something. Even though some people think this quality is feminine, I think it’s really masculine. As a result, when people asked me if ... | 5 | 165.4 | |
1635478166 | 1635532859 | t3_qi3oh6 | t5_2to41 | 10,800 | Disastrous-Mouse-939: TIFU by thinking I was in a relationship for 6 months
During what I believed to be a normal text conversation with my “boyfriend” of over a year today, he mentioned that he had a bunch of sexy things like lingerie in his Amazon list that he was never gonna get to buy or use with anyone. I responde... | 12 | 900 | |
1635478719 | 1635513333 | t3_qi3u1j | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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slickMilw: How are you getting paragraph spacing on mobile?
wheredMyArmourGo: You have to press the enter/down space button twice. Two gaps in-between paragraphs will space it out in the final post. Shift Enter will prevent the gap from appearing on PC. :)
slickMilw: Thanks!
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1635479188 | 1635483540 | t3_qi3yob | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Youknowwhoitsme: May i ask what i was tm?
Youknowwhoitsme: Damn! So sorry to hear that!
Also; sounds like a very shitty reason to block you. (I mean it would be very shitty to block you because of that). Maybe there is more behind the block than just you sharing that story... May... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1635483763 | 1635525796 | t3_qi56u4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | ShadowKnight089: TIFU by using my debit card
So this actually happened yesterday but I found out about it today.
I filed for bankruptcy in August and I couldn’t make my September payment because of personal issues. I had the money to make a payment this month so Saturday I mailed a check for it. I get off from work a... | 11 | 3.272727 | |
1635489192 | 1635489498 | t3_qi6j9l | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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xadrus1799: Wtf
uhohthetacos: huh 🧍🏽♀️
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1635496394 | 1635497646 | t3_qi86vs | t5_2to41 | 135 | pipapoepa: TIFU sending the wrong file to a job application
Okay this is the probably dumbest thing I've ever done and it's hopefully something I can laugh about in a matter of time. I am so full of shame.
I sent a letter for an application for a job (I'm 20 btw)
Typed a perfect motivation letter and at the end I w... | 4 | 33.75 | |
1635498848 | 1635504837 | t3_qi8q4q | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hollertrash: Think this is the same person that swore men are more athletic then women and bet that he could beat the college female swimmers and also had to do something humiliating like this .
tardersos: Yeah it was an arm wrestle right?
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1635503234 | 1635520769 | t3_qi9qp3 | t5_2to41 | 146 | ValeMalco: TIFU by telling my flatmate I don't like her boyfriend over
So I live with 2 other people in a very tiny flat, super small kitchen and living room and I'm the only one with a single bed and small bedroom because I arrived last.
I came to know my flatmate leaves hey keys to her boyfriend to come as he pleases... | 7 | 20.857143 | |
1635505603 | 1635513825 | t3_qiacbw | t5_2to41 | 79 | CupcakeEater45: TIFU by walking to school in full costume; Including heels.
Today, October 29th was a day for students at school to dress up according to a theme, then the students' homerooms corresponding would be judged and win a prize if they won. My homeroom's theme: Cards Against Humanity. Now, obviously it would ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1635510758 | 1635513874 | t3_qibri0 | t5_2to41 | 1,533 | ComplicatedVanilla: TIFU by unintentionally calling my boss “babe” in front of my entire workgroup
We had a massive deadline this morning at work. It was on the entire company’s radar. Our whole team has been driving it like we stole it to get it done. Due to things out of our control, our test data didn’t come in on t... | 10 | 153.3 | |
1635511485 | 1635516428 | t3_qibzki | t5_2to41 | 267 | futato: TIFU by trusting my husband's ability to diagnose my cat
So I just commented it on another user's TIFU and I thought I'd share it here because this story makes me laugh to this day. Obligatory not today.
Some background:
When I met my husband, I'd already had my cats for a year and a half. Before these two f... | 3 | 89 | |
1635514039 | 1635519124 | t3_qicsyg | t5_2to41 | 159 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HirokiTakumi: I'm
HirokiTakumi: Not
HirokiTakumi: Sure
HirokiTakumi: How
HirokiTakumi: Much
HirokiTakumi: I
HirokiTakumi: Can
HirokiTakumi: Push
HirokiTakumi: This
HirokiTakumi: But
HirokiTakumi: I
HirokiTakumi: Wish
HirokiTakumi: You
HirokiTakumi: The
HirokiTakumi: Best
HirokiTak... | 17 | 9.352941 | |
1635512997 | 1635606562 | t3_qicgs4 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Steamy_Muff: TIFU by taking strong Cold & Flu tablets at work
This is happening right now.
I woke up this morning with a really sore throat, took some paracetamol, and went into work. At lunchtime, about 2 hours ago, I decided to go to Boots Pharmacists and get some Cold & Flu tablets. My mistake was picking ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1635515933 | 1635571719 | t3_qidg0l | t5_2to41 | 17,541 | Gracchus_Gaius: TIFU : by "giving back" panties to my girlfriend - except they weren't hers
I recently found panties in my bedroom. I have been dating this girl for about 5 months so I assumed they were hers. I cleaned them with my clothes and put them away.
This morning, as she was leaving my place, she complained th... | 13 | 1,349.307692 | |
1635519182 | 1635534078 | t3_qiel5k | t5_2to41 | 179 | lizzardmuzic: TIFU by insulting a gay couple
Obligatory this happened a few months ago...
My husband and I were at Costa Vida (Mexican-style fast food kind of place) and we had gotten our food and sat down near the line. My back was to the line and I was tucking into my salad. I was trying to get a piece of tortill... | 3 | 59.666667 | |
1635520937 | 1635525476 | t3_qif85x | t5_2to41 | 25 | PaysOutAllNight: TIFU by blowing it all over the keyboard, screen, and basement walls and ceiling!
Today I fucked up, but I promise this isn't going where you think it is, you dirty minded bastards.
A couple days ago I decided to try something a little different. I wanted to make a nice batch of strong mead.
When ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1635525717 | 1635527564 | t3_qigxx4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Playful_Background17: TIFU by sleeping with my dorm window open, not jerking off for 3 weeks, and walking to my college dining hall with jizz-stained sweatpants
How the hell did I get here?
I started college about 2 months ago. I have a roommate. He never leaves the fucking room. I also can go long periods of time wit... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1635525758 | 1635527299 | t3_qigyef | t5_2to41 | 14 | Worldly_Throwaway_27: TIFU by being in a bad relationship that still effects me.
Obligatory "this happened years ago"
It's been nearly a decade since I got out of this relationship, and it wasn't really a relationship but it still messes with my head.
I "dated" a girl in middle school, hence the not really a relation... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1635527543 | 1635528959 | t3_qihldh | t5_2to41 | 90 | happymasquerade: TIFU by accidentally shaving my friend’s head.
This happened a few days ago, so the cringe is still painfully fresh. I think I lost a friend, or at the very least earned some friendship exile for this one.
I am not a hairdresser, a barber or anything of the sort. I do occasionally cut my boyfriend’s h... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1635527861 | 1635614458 | t3_qihp7a | t5_2to41 | 17,208 | Mediocre-Joker-: TIFU by having sex in front of my pet cat
Okay, so technically this isn’t MY cat, but it’s my girlfriend’s best friend’s cat. The owner travels a lot so we end up watching over the kitty pretty often. Anyway, we’ve been watching her the past few days. I’ve actually had the cat in my place instead becau... | 14 | 1,229.142857 | |
1635530947 | 1635531285 | t3_qiis40 | t5_2to41 | 8 | LoveDove7: TIFU by drinking my boyfriend’s spit.
I’m on mobile so please forgive me.
My bf had an emergency tooth extraction two weeks ago. Around that time, we cleaned out my car and he left a water bottle outside (a basic one that comes in 24pk). Thinking that’s water he’s been sipping on, I brought it inside and le... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1635531064 | 1635532016 | t3_qiitf4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | _curious_chris_: TIFU by smoking weed on a motorboat
So this happened about 5 years ago now.
I used to run a Friday sailing club for my highschool and would coach for them quite often. My mates that sailed with me we're all stoners and myself included. We had smoked a few times at the club but never on the motorboat b... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1635531251 | 1635541626 | t3_qiivng | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by urinating in a bottle and accidentally letting my friend drink it
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Simply827: Why is your urine the same color as iced tea?
Choccy_Melk69: Actually, lipton lemon iced tea is quite light
Simply827: I had to Google. There’s a traditional lemon iced tea which is dark brown. And then there’s a l... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1635531172 | 1635554496 | t3_qiiup8 | t5_2to41 | 41 | idek_anymore_98: TIFU by renting a UHAUL pickup for a friend
Admittedly, this wasn't today, but I'm still suffering the consequences for it.
There was I guy that I knew in high school who I thought was my friend, whom I'll call XF for Ex-Friend, who had a troubled past. I knew he'd been in trouble before, and has occa... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1635532863 | 1635540863 | t3_qijfyf | t5_2to41 | 21 | SomeSooSibadedoo: TIFU: by accidently playing a gross porn video noises on my phone for a few seconds
So in the morning, I was browsing Reddit and I got to this video
[https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/qi4wkk/to\_disrespect\_a\_porn\_star/](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/qi4wkk/t... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1635534476 | 1635623977 | t3_qik0ap | t5_2to41 | 127 | InvertednippIes: TIFU by letting my mom use my bathroom
This just happened a few hours ago and I am still horrified. So my mom stopped by my apartment today after I dropped my girlfriend off at work and I made some coffee and we chatted a bit. Then when she was about to leave she asked if she could use my restroom and ... | 3 | 42.333333 | |
1635536103 | 1635636088 | t3_qikkce | t5_2to41 | 6,616 | CantHOLD23: TIFU by watching Dune
All my life I have been pirating shows and movies because I'm poor and cheap in the same time. That being illegal never bothered me since I was living in a country where everyone was doing it and nothing happened.
A couple of days ago I moved to Germany.
Being a big fan of Dune when ... | 14 | 472.571429 | |
1635537196 | 1635588637 | t3_qikxwz | t5_2to41 | 11 | Any-Manufacturer-515: Tifu: by being sleepdeprived and being a himbo...
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raven080068: Yeah if you were awake that long you'd be on meth
Any-Manufacturer-515: Turkish coffee and Ritalin...
Nokizolam: Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Methamphetamine are chemically and pharmacologically related after all. The main d... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1635540236 | 1635540852 | t3_qilybz | t5_2to41 | 13 | AshOblivion: TIFU by trusting my mother, almost lost my job at minimum
Alright so, technically this happened earlier this week but I was busy with my new job and had to get that sorted.
Well, *technically* it started 3ish years ago, but it blew up on Tuesday.
Aight so warnings are out of the way. 3 years ago I ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1635540145 | 1635541699 | t3_qilxa1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Dan300up: I feel for you…can’t image how embarrassing that would be. Hopefully he doesn’t turn out to be someone you have to ever meet. On the upside though, accidentally seeing a (f23) naked, in a kitchen, wiping olive oil all over her body like she’s preparing a spring chicken f... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1635541813 | 1635624493 | t3_qimh9q | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU feel bad about memory of dog giving one lick on my dick
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sexylittletiger: Honestly I don’t think this is incredibly uncommon, it not super common but it’s kids experimenting with sexuality. You recognized right away that it was wrong which means you ... | 9 | 5 | |
1635541422 | 1635548623 | t3_qimch5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Wireeeee: TIFU by messing up my ex-gf's bff's Halloween date
Okay, this will take some explaining...
2 days ago, I was dumped. Right before my lecture. Her reasons were mainly religious and that I wasn't just the right for her (I might be bisexual). Okay, whatever...NOW starts the clusterfuck. While we were still t... | 8 | 4.125 | |
1635549100 | 1635549683 | t3_qios1z | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the most insensitive joke ever to a friend that had been nothing but kind and loving to me.
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BoJo2736: I have no idea what you just said. But if you did something insensitive to a friend, apologize and own up to it.
green__goblin: I did. She said it was fine but I'm still beating myse... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1635550034 | 1635553467 | t3_qip1he | t5_2to41 | 16 | imannoyeddammit: TIFU letting my frustration out to my dad
My dad and mom have been divorced for several years. I tend to be the middle man between them, which I guess is an issue that I've been fed up with. Tonight, I had a few drinks in me and I was irritated that a minute problem with my car (dad couldn't find any k... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1635555022 | 1635843035 | t3_qiqg5h | t5_2to41 | 1,911 | JustSomeGuyInOregon: TIFU by giving my wife a "cute" pet name
My wife and I have been married for quite a long time, and over the years, one of our favorite games is to give each other nicknames.
Most times these are short lived jokes, such as our “lucha libre” phase where I was her beloved “El Asso Wipo” and she was ... | 5 | 382.2 | |
1635555023 | 1635556447 | t3_qiqg5y | t5_2to41 | 38 | pacergramfitnesstest: TIFU because my mom gave my gf my ex’s panties & bra
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Bloody_Twat_Fairy: So many pronouns... for a moment moment thought you were dating your mom
Bubbagumpredditor: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1635556491 | 1635561087 | t3_qiqv9p | t5_2to41 | 43 | bloodshed113094: TIFU by not questioning my Teacher's surprise
Obligatory not today. This was actually about a decade ago in high school.
We were doing a dissection for science class. Instead of a frog, it was a cow's eye. I thought I would be squeamish about it, so I partnered with someone who said they could do the ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1635559415 | 1635563310 | t3_qirnyj | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kingferret53: If you're not in a relationship together then that's her problem. If you are in a relationship together then that's your problem. Make sense?
tony_the_toad: We aren’t, kind of a friends with benefits kind of thing
kingferret53: So then that's her problem.
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1635559672 | 1635561137 | t3_qirqez | t5_2to41 | 101 | atheistsinner: TIFU by telling my GF not to Sext me
(This actually happened years ago but the consequences are ongoing.)
Once relatively early in our relationship years ago my girlfriend went on a trip to visit her parents. This was my first serious relationship and I had a lot of odd ideas. One night as we were texti... | 3 | 33.666667 | |
1635560221 | 1635562482 | t3_qirvng | t5_2to41 | 63 | tidyshark13574: TIFU while asking my boss when vaccine mandate went into effect
My job said they will pay us for 2 hours for each shot and 1 day off paid for adverse effects from the vaccine. I made it all the way up the chain of command throughout the day and I got to my boss' boss' boss. I had to text him on my way h... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1635560567 | 1635623158 | t3_qiryvi | t5_2to41 | 56 | ahympcasah: TIFU by asking a girl out
So I’m a regular (one or two nights a week) at an upscale bar a couple blocks from my house. I usually do homework there and managed to become pretty close with some of the staff. One in particular and I even exchanged numbers and do other stuff sometimes. We’ll call her bartender ... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1635564855 | 1635569703 | t3_qit39w | t5_2to41 | 39 | corvidsbestbirds: TIFU by letting my kitten eat a sock
I'm going to preface this with it was actually a little over a month ago so not a true TIFU but I got reminded of this sub and thought that this would be appreciated.
So for backstory I got this kitten a few months ago, I have an older cat who was basically the la... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1635565124 | 1635610462 | t3_qit5va | t5_2to41 | 1,147 | iamsauder: TIFU By Having Sex in the Shower After Trying to Save Money On Razor Blades
First, some background. I'm frugal. Several years ago I purchased a cheap safety razor and about 100 blades. I had a great plan. Each blade is about 5 cents so it would only take a few months to break even on my initial investment fo... | 7 | 163.857143 | |
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MelKokoNYC: You're fine. Carry on like normal. Listen to your inner voice saying you don't like doing such risky things at work. We adjust daily as we go, at work and in life.
Illustrious_Ask_6637: >We adjust daily as we go, at work and in life.
That's about it in my opinion.
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1635566842 | 1635569366 | t3_qitme7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | fr3akgirl: TIFU by waxing my eyebrows at home
This just happened and I am MORTIFIED. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry, possibly both.
I haven’t had my brows waxed since before the beginning of COVID. My boyfriend recently purchased a wax strip kit so I could wax his unibrow, which went fine, maybe a little ineffe... | 4 | 5 | |
1635573404 | 1635575334 | t3_qiv6cr | t5_2to41 | 19 | Kirbytofu: TIFU by subbing to r/freefolk
Obligatory sort of happened a while ago but is only now starting to bite me in the ass.
A few months ago now, I decided to begin watching game of thrones. I had always heard and seen snippets of it but never bothered to watch it entirely, because I’m lazy. Around halfway in, I ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1635575489 | 1635583605 | t3_qivn5a | t5_2to41 | 11 | Repstan17: TIFU by dumping a girl in a day
(Sorry this is kinda long for a one day relationship lol)
This happened way back in 7th grade when my ex and I were both were 13. She was kind of the shy nerdy type, she didn't socialize much outside of her friend circle, even I had a friend circle of my own (who were all tox... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1635582467 | 1635609839 | t3_qix5m3 | t5_2to41 | 30,427 | chloface: TIFU because I convinced my Dad (adopted) to let me help him research his family and broke his heart (again)
My Dad is 62 and was adopted, he has been watching a lot of long lost family recently and I encouraged him quite persistently to start some investigations into his own family.
I did most of the resea... | 17 | 1,789.823529 | |
1635584765 | 1635697610 | t3_qixn8c | t5_2to41 | 135 | xaj13: TIFU by letting my Italian family know I did not like olives
Yes you're reading it right. Olives. When I was younger, putting the whole black olive on your fingers at family events was what I did. Was it sanitary? Absolutely not but my whole family was very hands on.( any olives us children put on our fingers di... | 7 | 19.285714 | |
1635586792 | 1635678801 | t3_qiy2zx | t5_2to41 | 48 | professorpeaky: TIFU by being 30 minutes late to ask out a girl
(lol i dont speak english, forgive for bad grammar and/or spelling mistakes)
I (16M) know this girl for 1 - 1.5 years. We were good friends. Then after no physical contact for a long time I saw her face in a long time (this was 7 months ago) , I could sen... | 3 | 16 | |
1635590817 | 1635591254 | t3_qiyzjd | t5_2to41 | 22 | IndependenceKey9783: TIFU by putting a homemade firecracker under a pot
I live in Croatia here we used to have some really strong firecrackers l had a pack of 4 big firecrackers from like 5 years ago and i had the idea that if i pour the powder from all 4 into a paper roll tube, put on of the fuses in and seal it ill h... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1635593187 | 1635593748 | t3_qizjwq | t5_2to41 | 17 | hrtbrknthrwwy0526: TIFU by throwing away the most beautiful friend
Context: DID NOT PHYSICALLY THROW HER AWAY
So a little backstory. I have been dealing with anxiety and depression for the past couple of years, and due to past trauma where I was wrongly accused of hurting someone, I have a very hard time trusting not... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1635594537 | 1635598823 | t3_qizvl5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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krczm: So your mom didn't mention that the neighbor said anything about "the prowler" smoking pot right? In that case, why didn't you just tell your mom it was you? That you'd going outside to get some air or have some time to think and when you saw the neighbor come outside you... | 3 | 11 | |
1635599821 | 1635884447 | t3_qj1aqh | t5_2to41 | 220 | Myaccountfordumbshit: TIFU by telling my teacher about Tumblr
First post here (and on Reddit at all) so I hope I don't mess up. Also, this was yesterday, not today.
Okay so, in school the teacher asked what we do and without thinking I said "use Tumblr all day". Then ne asked me what Tumblr was and that's when I knew ... | 5 | 44 | |
1635601974 | 1635689935 | t3_qj1xfz | t5_2to41 | 63 | Quiet_Touch3129: TIFU by getting caught masturbating by my dad
So it's afternoon here and the house is empty and my dad normally gets home around midnight
so I decided to hit it naked on the couch listening to my fav music (Radiohead) as loud as possible(I didn't hear him coming in cuz I had my earphones)
then he op... | 9 | 7 | |
1635602980 | 1635603102 | t3_qj28uc | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by queerfing and squrting thus achieving orgasm on my man's dick OMG so embarassing!
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MurderTron_9000: Oh
Approbatorytastic: ***LOL! That's what I said to.*** ~~(sexually)~~
| 3 | -0.333333 | |
1635605412 | 1635638904 | t3_qj30qe | t5_2to41 | 112 | kaydbee: TIFU from Tuesday follow up
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgfp78/tifu\_by\_stepping\_into\_the\_echo\_chamber/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgfp78/tifu_by_stepping_into_the_echo_chamber/)
TL;DR: I said stupid things to a coworker in chat and got fired.
Follow up: I had a meeting with ... | 10 | 11.2 | |
1635616568 | 1635617482 | t3_qj6sju | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheDarkWarriorBlake: That was the kidnapper turning off her location.
But really, you said she was coming home, she said if I'm home message me, you said "how long are you home for" not "I can see you, you are mine"
You've not done anything weird at all.
ninjasquirtle1014: Thank... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1635620540 | 1635773300 | t3_qj855i | t5_2to41 | 6,858 | grappap1: TIFU by signing a lease without reading it, and ending up owing thousands of dollars for an apartment I can’t move in to
I applied for an apartment a month ago and was told I’m all set for the reservation and was given a move-in date.
Day before move-in comes and they send the agreement over. I hastily sign... | 16 | 428.625 | |
1635620498 | 1635625712 | t3_qj84na | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an oblivious idiot for over a year...
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Bluexin: Sometimes I'm wondering if I'm not in the exact same situation... Also worried to lose her as a friend and idk if she's dropping hints or if it's just part of her naturally outgoing persona.
Glad it seems to work out for the two of you! A... | 4 | 11 | |
1635624394 | 1635715134 | t3_qj9g2r | t5_2to41 | 346 | KaiahAurora: TIFU by leaving my pizza unattended
I was eating leftover pizza for breakfast because I'm a mess. I went to the kitchen for a sec to heat up some water for my tea. I should have known that my cats would be incredibly interested in my food. My younger cat, Nox, jumped up to the box to lick at the cheese on ... | 5 | 69.2 | |
1635624668 | 1635662610 | t3_qj9jal | t5_2to41 | 2,474 | darpacheetos: TIFU by telling my boss I was a “power bottom”
Obligatory happened a few years ago. Also on mobile, sorry for typos.
Worked for a guy moving all types of shit: furniture, fountains, nursery plants and trees, whatever. When I first started my boss and i were tasked with carrying a particularly heavy couc... | 9 | 274.888889 | |
1635626875 | 1635627456 | t3_qja8zg | t5_2to41 | 7 | TwyJ: TIFU by trying to cook
This is still ongoing.
I live in a homeless shelter, where all the fire alarms are linked together and can only be stopped once the security has been and checked there is no fire and I have just tried to make food out of what I have in, which is scarily little, but I had some oil and potat... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1635627947 | 1635643064 | t3_qjallx | t5_2to41 | 2 | TubbaBlubbaBoi: TIFU by going to the subway
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JMoses3419: Not possible. If you’re crushed to death, you’re not here to post this.
TubbaBlubbaBoi: [Not probable*](https://www.reddit.com/r/LokiTV/comments/o94ea6/loki_is_at_it_again)
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1635628783 | 1635635906 | t3_qjav7b | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DruidicBoogaloo: If it makes you feel any better, I'm wheelchair bound and have never gotten upset when people make jokes.
1erCru: When do you expect to arrive?
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1635635372 | 1635704277 | t3_qjcvu7 | t5_2to41 | 6,180 | SadBurnerAC: TIFU by not standing by my gf
So, this happened last night actually, but I digress. My (28m) gf (28f) and I went to Universal Studios for a friend's bday. We were having a good time going through the mazes. Then, we decide to check out the Mummy ride. And that's where shit goes downhill.
We spent about an... | 15 | 412 | |
1635634250 | 1635638060 | t3_qjcjml | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my elbow in a rather bizarre accident.
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Puzzleheaded_Age6550: That does not sound like a fun time. Hope you don't have any residual pain; those breaks at a joint can be horrific!
Wit-Hoid6674: Haha it’s not fun at the time! But looking back at this, it’s actually pretty ridiculous!... | 3 | 8 | |
1635638021 | 1635644565 | t3_qjdmq4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | fadedblossoms: Tifu washing my hair
Tldr: bleached hair, washed it out in showrr, bleach water ran down my legs and into a cut I didn't know existed until I saw the rivelets of blood after the shower. All the burning.
This FU just happened and I'm still scratching my head. My hair color was fading so I decided to chan... | 3 | 5 | |
1635639153 | 1635669324 | t3_qjdygg | t5_2to41 | 425 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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beefjerkyandcheetos: You’re letting him make a decision on what he wants to do? You’re quite generous and understanding. For me, I feel the time to make decisions was when you asked him to be official and he turned you down. He might be nice and you both may get along well, but he... | 5 | 85 | |
1635639969 | 1635705447 | t3_qje6g0 | t5_2to41 | 276 | Nebraska45: Tifu by eating a giant 3 foot burrito!
It's called the clogger for no apparent reason Haha. It's made of beef, lettuce,tomatoes,sour cream,barbeque,refried beans,shredded cheese and finally guacamole. Then topped with black beans all over the burrito also white chili and finally curry! What do you think of ... | 6 | 46 | |
1635640473 | 1635713046 | t3_qjebov | t5_2to41 | 24,021 | AMandark420: TIFU by telling my minor coworker to “nail me”.
This actually happened today and I’m still embarrassed 5 hours later.
For a little context I’m 22 (F) and work in a garden center in a management position. Occasionally we have to build certain structures like A-frames and tiered displays etc. So today I enl... | 12 | 2,001.75 | |
1635641279 | 1635652548 | t3_qjejun | t5_2to41 | 290 | SoItBeguins: TIFU By Renting A Room In A Cheap Share House And Getting Much More Than I Bargained For
Warning: this is a long story, but if you enjoy your daily dose of crazy, you're gonna enjoy this.
Sorry in advance for the formatting. I'm on mobile and all that jazz.
So, just to preface this story, I (29f) have b... | 4 | 72.5 | |
1635646242 | 1635646492 | t3_qjfwnb | t5_2to41 | 21 | Syruprattler: Tifu by going to my first party
This happened to me just tonight. Last Monday I was invited to a Halloween party by a really cute girl in my class. I had never been to a Halloween party but needless to say I was stoked; I wore my favorite clothes, put on cologne and even put off going to a haunted house ... | 3 | 7 | |
1635646129 | 1635646587 | t3_qjfvjd | t5_2to41 | 9 | auridas330: TIFU when i accused a disabled man of being drunk
I work as a manager in a retail environment. Its an hour to we close and i notice a guy swirling side to side when he's walking and he has a bottle of alcohol in his hand along with a few bits in his basket. In the UK there is a law that we can't sell alcoho... | 3 | 3 | |
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PotentialPace1676: Tbh stores write stuff off almost all the time especially jewellery when it breaks. I’ve worked in supermarkets and clothing stores and if I’m honest these places have insurances etc I wouldn’t feel too bad.
gorli-: But I do feel bad tho- thanks for the advice b... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1635646234 | 1635650777 | t3_qjfwjy | t5_2to41 | 393 | queso_quesday: TIFU by telling a girl that I just met that my wife had to come home from college to do physical therapy for her torn vagina
My wife and I are well out of our college years and have two young children. We wanted a date night so hired a sitter for a couple of hours while we sipped margaritas at one of our... | 3 | 131 | |
1635646872 | 1635713791 | t3_qjg2hd | t5_2to41 | 172 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a job that ruined my life in just one year
Reddit, I fucked up by letting a stressful, fast-paced, underpaid soul sucking job ruin my life and joy. I'm only 24 years old.
Graduation date: December 2019. Been battling Borderline Personality Disorder and Anxiety Disorder all my life. I recently... | 10 | 17.2 | |
1635647681 | 1635653175 | t3_qjga22 | t5_2to41 | 22 | _Soter_: TIFU almost giving my kid their first black eye
Since the start of lock downs and working from home, I have started building an arsenal of nerf weapons. This has resulted in some awesome battles between our entire household along with random days of just chasing the kids around. Then I added a new weapon to th... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1635647567 | 1635685453 | t3_qjg903 | t5_2to41 | 63 | dj_fishwigy: TIFU by teaching my cousins the name for Legos incorrectly
This happened many years ago. They were younger and recently learned to talk, however both of them are really smart.
They came to my house for Christmas and we gave them both Lego sets. They were excited so we laid out the table so we could buil... | 3 | 21 | |
1635648443 | 1635648792 | t3_qjgh62 | t5_2to41 | 25 | th3c05m05: TIFU by telling my team member he’ll get cancer
Cue me (M16 at the time) and Team Member (M15) at a robotics meeting.
I was doing some electrical work and needed help soldering as the wires were free hanging and I couldn’t get them to stick together. I called TM over and asked him to hold the wires together... | 3 | 8.333333 |
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