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1635652786 | 1635655251 | t3_qjhlsz | t5_2to41 | 35 | RealNY27: TIFU by giving a guest medical aid
So I work at an entertainment place and its a place where people frequently get drunk. I was clocked out and leaving when a server was like "yo this girl just passed out". Me being a CNA said "oh shit" and ran over. She was out cold and having n/v and in general not looking ... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1635657019 | 1635661470 | t3_qjimys | t5_2to41 | 32 | PhD_of_Nerdology: TIFU I Asked a Lesbian for Sexy Halloween Pics
So I dated this girl a few months back and it was great, I really liked her. But a few weeks into our relationship a lot life just happened. New diagnoses, new information about family stuff. Y'know the usual shit that life throws at you. So we broke up.
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1635658051 | 1653480603 | t3_qjiven | t5_2to41 | 40 | frozenuncrustable: TIFU by drinking Brew Dr. Kombucha at work.
Let’s get a few things out of the way first, shall we?
Brew Dr. Kombucha sells [non-alcoholic kombucha](https://www.brewdrkombucha.com/kombucha-questions/#q8), and I’ve recently gotten hooked on it. I used to deal with a ton of stomach/digestive issues in... | 4 | 10 | |
1635661623 | 1635841011 | t3_qjjoac | t5_2to41 | 10 | Aggressive_Aspect_60: TIFU by accidentally offending my friend because of a joke I made about having s3x with my love interest. Now he doesn’t want to keep the same contact anymore. I feel awful.
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Snaefellsjokul: It’s really hard to understand what is going on here because we’re missing so much context. Based ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1635661070 | 1635673991 | t3_qjjk21 | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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indiblue825: Wait, so your boyfriend's parents bought you a present worth tens of thousands of dollars, completely unsolicited, and are mad because you aren't able to comfortably afford its usage and upkeep?
ohmy-goodnesswhy: I mean, I get where the parents are coming from for sur... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1635663316 | 1635702924 | t3_qjk1gu | t5_2to41 | 1,085 | Girl_with_long_hair: TIFU by asking my 30 year old boyfriend to turn on the dishwasher.
We've lived together for 5 years, I do the laundry and dishes and he does harder things like clean the bathroom ect. It's worked out fine, until today when I was running late and I needed my Halloween dishes to be clean for another ... | 10 | 108.5 | |
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Tomolo208: That's a brilliant story. You'll be telling it for years and remember it fondly. Trust me, you'll laugh about it when you speak to your neighbour next.
Buy her a box of chocolates to thank her for saving you from your imaginary burglary.
Son_of_Atreus: Smooth. It’s a l... | 7 | 655.571429 | |
1635682995 | 1635696870 | t3_qjoexg | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my GF that I had to use my brother's Instagram
This happened about an hour ago and I feel fucking terrible.
We met today with my GF and were going to go somewhere on the bus. While waiting for the bus, I opened my phone to see when the bus would come. Just as I was opening the bus app, m... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
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EvenstarEnterprs: Just the weiner, or bun, sauce and mustard?
[deleted]: it was the weiner !!
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1635707657 | 1636154615 | t3_qjpiez | t5_2to41 | 634 | goatausername42: Cat pee shows up with UV light, it's one of the ways to clean up after a cat that has a marking issue. Also, really random stuff can be lit up too. Not 100% sure what all that may be, but I know my cat has bad re-current upper respiratory infections and I use a UV light to find all the snot and clean i... | 10 | 63.4 | |
1635686908 | 1635831439 | t3_qjpi7o | t5_2to41 | 45 | roonilwazlib96: TIFU by being too committed to my Halloween makeup
This one isn’t as bad as other FUs I’ve seen, but still mildly amusing/fucked. I’m currently writing this with the help of some very inaccurate speech to text whilst I scrub my face.
Anyone who knows me knows I really really really love Halloween. It’... | 5 | 9 | |
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tadalek: Who TF is belle
The_Dino_Marino: When TF is bella!
wildadragon: Why TF is bella!
XSmooth84: Nobody ever asks *how* TF is bella
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1635693147 | 1635693324 | t3_qjrj3g | t5_2to41 | 13 | hufflehugs: TIFU by temporarily kidnapping a cat
First of all, I’d like to say I feel like garbage for this.
So, last night was when the neighborhood behind mine did Halloween trick or treating. I’m in college, but I wanted to walk around with my brother in costume and play Pokémon Go. Didn’t go up to any houses for ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1635694656 | 1635733005 | t3_qjs1in | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ill-Tale-6648: Tifu by not having money to help with rent
So backstory, my grandma was helping us with an apartment because COVID and I didn’t have a job yet.
Well I just got a job, just had my first check, and I’m supposed to take over in December and November will be paid for.
The main reason I fucked up? There’s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1635697546 | 1635716455 | t3_qjt13f | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Xstitchpixels: Ain’t gay if a woman does it
hummymai: ain't gay at all tbh.
goofy1234fun: Who cares if it is gay?
Historical-Lack-2666: Being fucked by an actual dick or a rubber dick is a big difference
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1635700512 | 1635780143 | t3_qju27d | t5_2to41 | 355 | snipsnap27: TIFU by getting high in a parking garage bathroom and making my mom pick me up
I (M15) have adhd, ocd and anxiety. I'm visiting my home town for Halloween (my town gets super into Halloween) to see old friends. When my friends arrive (F15, F14, M15) we're just wandering around until we end up at a parking g... | 6 | 59.166667 | |
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digitalgibbon82: I started off with mild, then medium, at the grand old age of 39 I can now comfortably eat food containing the reaper.
Its just tolerance built up over years- I remember when Nandos hot had me sweating like a nun in a brasshouse, now their extreme hot doesnt even... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1635704809 | 1635781910 | t3_qjviiu | t5_2to41 | 109 | Throwawaystobenamed: Tifu by giving my cousin my phone
This happened last week but it still is stuck with me
I 22 (M) used to watch a specific type of "anime"
For context: I used to use safari but stopped when I downloaded chrome, I don't know how to delete it so I just left it there.
The story begins with my cousin... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1635705484 | 1635734791 | t3_qjvr88 | t5_2to41 | 207 | LeAntiPrincess: TIFU by answering the door to tick or treaters
So tonight is Halloween, my street (UK) doesn’t tend to take part in any Halloween festivities. This year for example there are no pumpkins outside or decorations on any of the houses. I’ve not had trick or treaters to my house for over 5 years so I don’t ... | 4 | 51.75 | |
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SweetDove: Ah that sucks. There's a big water park were working on, and even though it's been released to the press, there is a ton of images that haven't.
Silver_Bullet_Z06: A lapse of judgement can change your whole life.
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1635708053 | 1635748170 | t3_qjwnby | t5_2to41 | 39 | Shiznorak: TIFU by starting a fire in my fireplace without having it inspected.
I had a date and we decided to use the fireplace for the first time this year. I have neglected to have it inspected and haven't used the fireplace in two years. I started a fire, open the flu, and closed the mesh between the fireplace an... | 3 | 13 | |
1635708996 | 1635710767 | t3_qjwyzw | t5_2to41 | 28 | Qwerty_24601: TIFU by unknowingly ghosting a really cool person
I've been trying to meet new people from Johannesburg (South Africa) on Reddit since I haven't been leaving the house much. Somewhere in early October I met a really cool person who was just a blast to talk to. We could relate to each other personally, had... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1635710118 | 1635721358 | t3_qjxckm | t5_2to41 | 48 | satorsquarepants: TIFU by thinking the warm up band was the main band
So last night I go to a local bbq restaurant and venue that's hosting one of my favorite Country bands. I missed any announcement they made that there was a warm up band playing first, so I assumed the warm up band was the main band, because dammit, ... | 3 | 16 | |
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no_fux_left_to_give: From the title I thought your car stalled out and you held up the drive-thru line
Nandabun: That's what happened to me. My van wouldn't start for a good 5 minutes. That's FOREVER IN THE DRIVE THRU.
I finally ripped out my key from the ignition, said "what the... | 4 | 42.75 | |
1635714840 | 1635768936 | t3_qjywg6 | t5_2to41 | 309 | aflashinlifespan: TIFU by being cheap and exposing my young kids to their very first NSFW experience
So this fun-for-all-the-family, emotionally scarring event happened a couple of days ago.
Wanting to get my kids jazzed for Halloween, I decided I wanted to watch a nostalgic film (Hocus Pocus) that I haven't seen sinc... | 6 | 51.5 | |
1635716962 | 1635782911 | t3_qjzkvz | t5_2to41 | 70,409 | wakevsdukefootball: TIFU by not kissing a girl at a college football game on national television.
(This happened yesterday)
Also, throwaway since I don't want IRL friends finding my account
So there's a video going around of the Wake vs. Duke football game of a girl leaning in to kiss a guy and him not returning the ... | 14 | 5,029.214286 | |
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immibis: Being late because you bought a new bag is like the first worldiest first world problem ever. Or is it the teenage girliest teenage girl problem? One of those. Unless you meant like your old backpack was broken so you bought a new one.
Pyridoxyl_phosphate: Lmao I didn't g... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1635727953 | 1635732786 | t3_qk2tm2 | t5_2to41 | 52 | FierceFrenchFry217: TIFU By telling my homework that I don't love her like that
Now I will admit that this girl(22) is my ex girlfriend, and we've been friends since we broke it off, she got a new boyfriend and things were cool. Today she calls me out of the blue and said she misses me and wants to have some fun, but a... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1635728704 | 1635729388 | t3_qk315g | t5_2to41 | 45 | Wookie_Mistakes: TIFU by buying Halloween Candy
I waited until the last minute to buy Halloween candy for the neighborhood trick-or-treaters. Options were limited (at least this is the excuse I’m running with). I went with the tootsie mixed bag.
The look of shame from my wife upon return home was ghastly. You’d think... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1635729056 | 1635793406 | t3_qk34pi | t5_2to41 | 16 | FiRe_GeNDo: TIFU by shooting myself in the foot and missing out on being able to see the girl I really like again.
So this has all come together today. But it started about a month ago.
I went on a Hinge date with this girl A. I had been trying to date recently since I split up with my ex in Feb and I have found it di... | 4 | 4 | |
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12Peppur: Sounds like you can’t handle your booze and have some thinkin to do. This is not normal behavior
KimKsPsoriasis: Shut up
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1635734046 | 1635788165 | t3_qk4jae | t5_2to41 | 5,294 | jerommmh: TIFU by slapping my mother-in-law's butt
My wife and my mother-in-law have the same figure. They're both slim with long legs and have the same hair colour and style. From the back it's very difficult to tell who is who.
Today they were both wearing black pants and a black sweater.
My mother-in-law was lea... | 8 | 661.75 | |
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[deleted]: I’ve got to figure most people have some sense, and recognize this as an honest mistake that will be laughed about for years to come.
If you’re husband is really that embarrassed, he needs to lighten up.
AightBoomer: God, I hope so. We both are socially anxious people ... | 3 | 0 | |
1635735845 | 1635736935 | t3_qk50u3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mononucleosus: TIFU by clearing my head by jerkin it
I've been seeing this woman for the past few months. We would see eachother like every few days. I got a new job, I had to move, so it turned to seeing eachother every 2 weeks. Taking it very slow. Our first kiss wasn't until like 2 months seeing eachother. We video ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1635736895 | 1635773609 | t3_qk5bbr | t5_2to41 | 62 | xXAanAlleinXx: TIFU by asking my Neighbor about the limo in front of their house yesterday
TIFU by asking my neighbor about the limo I saw at his house yesterday while he was trick or treating with his kids.
I just got done putting the kids to bed and cleaning up the candy but yes, this happened today.
Yesterday I w... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1635741874 | 1635751512 | t3_qk6mm8 | t5_2to41 | 398 | Ok_Skill_2725: TIFU by not reading the fine print on the Forever GI Bill limitations and losing my life's savings
About a month before September 11th, I was on top of the World Trade Center. Seeing the sights of that day and knowing friends who lost loved ones drove me to drop out of engineering school and enlist in th... | 9 | 44.222222 | |
1635740945 | 1635753178 | t3_qk6ee6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | XxDayDayxX: TIFU by Sharpening My Karambit
This fuck up is fresh and my hand hurts like fuck. So everyone has a knife they play with, a EDC, everyday carry. Mine is a little curved, gravity opening karambit. I've had it for years and have gained skills in using it. I wanted to sharpen the old raptor claw. All I had was... | 3 | 3 | |
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black-cat-9000: Have you been drinking enough water and eating enough fiber?
One-Dust-4397: I drink lots of water. But tbh I don’t even think about including fiber in my diet and I need to
HockeyCookie: You need to start drinking one of those orange flavored fiber drinks. You don'... | 4 | 21 | |
1635749980 | 1635775348 | t3_qk8h02 | t5_2to41 | 26 | l3etelgeuse: TIFU by watching The Thing while cross-faded.
So this technically happened yesterday as I'm writing this.
This fuck up has two parts. The part not in the title involved my estranged brother.
On Halloween, I went to a friend's wedding where my brother was also in attendance. Nothing happened, but seeing h... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1635756922 | 1635814621 | t3_qk9uez | t5_2to41 | 911 | sarcasmisticdemigod: TIFU by making my halloween makeup too scary
Okay so Halloween was last night but I'm only just able to write this on the bus to college.
Halloween is one of my favourite holidays, I love doing my makeup to make myself look like a monster, whether it be a vampire, or something like a god/godess (... | 5 | 182.2 | |
1635760590 | 1635769270 | t3_qkalko | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Worst_Player_Ever: *Nice* (tune: South Park)
cartmaneric10: Just stay out of my hall
Worst_Player_Ever: I'll respect your authorita
PM_me_XboxGold_Codes: RESPEC MAH AUTHORITAH
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1635760922 | 1635798518 | t3_qkaogr | t5_2to41 | 0 | Kukotzki: TIFU by telling my best friend her ex is seeing a girl who looks just like her
Please someone give me some advice.
My best friend used to see this guy on and off for a major part of her life. They eventually broke up 2 years ago I think. She casually mentioned him to me every now and then. She also mentioned... | 7 | 0 | |
1635762245 | 1635786617 | t3_qkaz9n | t5_2to41 | 47 | Beny873: TIFU by getting so blackout drunk I woke up with a concussion, the last 2 days of memory a blur and unsure if I still have a job.
My first worthy tifu. I maybe exaggerating the concussion, unfortunately the symptoms of being disgustingly hungover and a concussion have a lot of overlap lel.
What was supposed t... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1635766110 | 1635796445 | t3_qkbx91 | t5_2to41 | 363 | ImReallyNotTooBright: TIFU by inadvertently spending over $700 on a game using my Mom's Debit Card
First time poster, but using a throwaway to keep myself anonymous from friends/other family. On mobile as well so sorry about any formatting. If I make any grammar/spelling mistakes, I blame it on being tired.
First off... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1635772890 | 1635777799 | t3_qkduy6 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Rusty_Mojo_88: TIFU by getting a little too involved in virtual reality!
First time poster, on mobile so I apologize in advance for any formatting or grammar mistakes. So as the title says, I was playing the new resident evil 4 for the oculus system. Things were going well for the most part. A few intense moments but n... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
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The_Phenomenaut: let her start you off w a relaxing mani pedi
twotall88: That includes toenail fungus and ringworm.
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1635777100 | 1635808379 | t3_qkf8zi | t5_2to41 | 305 | WD40911: TIFU by missing out on a chance to go on a date with my crush
So this happened a couple of days ago. I went to a McDonald's, ordered a cheeseburger and uploaded it on my story on Instagram. About an hour later, I got a notification saying my crush had replied to my story. So being socially awkward and excited ... | 7 | 43.571429 | |
1635774629 | 1635854774 | t3_qkeezl | t5_2to41 | 27,240 | ZiraZira01: TIFU by accidentally starting my hometown's ghost legend.
This is more of a "five years ago today I fucked up".
When I was a teenager, my friends and I used to hang out in this one spot in the woods to drink. We live in a small town, there wasn't exactly much else to do. On Halloween night of 2016, we dres... | 15 | 1,816 | |
1635776838 | 1635813567 | t3_qkf5td | t5_2to41 | 423 | IceManJim: TIFU by cooking something weird for breakfast
This happened on Saturday. I was getting ready to cook breakfast for my wife and son. I had eggs and milk and coffee and bread for toast, but no breakfast meat. I checked the freezer, no breakfast meat but I found some overcooked bratwurst leftover from last summ... | 5 | 84.6 | |
1635777376 | 1635779599 | t3_qkfcce | t5_2to41 | 46 | keepeyecontact: TIFU by getting so high that I went to the ER
**This happened today** and happy for mods to verify. So I just got home from the ER after experiencing heart palpatations, tingling on right hemisphere of my head and general dizzyness / disorientation.
I also took about 10 mls of CBD/THC oil (and had a sh... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1635780979 | 1635885344 | t3_qkgllm | t5_2to41 | 1,854 | Illustrious-Log8967: TIFU not closing the incognito tab and my wife saw
This just happened and I have no idea what to do.
She is on maternity leave and I work from home. She is upstairs with the baby and I am downstairs working in our office.
She sent me a Snapchat asking if one of our kids opened up a porn site and... | 10 | 185.4 | |
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One_crazy_cat_lady: Idk it kind of sounds like he was asking for it. Joking aside, learning to screen your thoughts takes a lot if work. And honestly, I feel like the hormones of adolescence makes it SO much harder to learn.
IamaLuna-tic: It does. I have fucked up so much today I'... | 4 | 2.25 | |
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Kunkyskunts: I once witnessed an interaction in colllege where a guy said his nuts sometimes can dunk in the toilet water.
A girl swore up and down that this was not possible. Your nuts can't dangle that low.
He said he would prove it, but if they touched the water she had to sh... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1635785341 | 1635845059 | t3_qki5at | t5_2to41 | 2,245 | Romyl25: TIFU by not picking up my girlfriend from the airport
So, it happened this morning. My girlfriend was returning back from a Bachelorette party from Florida this morning and I was supposed to pick her up at 8 AM. I promised her that I would. She also had her car at my place so I was supposed to pick her up, so ... | 12 | 187.083333 | |
1635786120 | 1635794672 | t3_qkifw5 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a guy order poke, getting asked out, and finding out that he teaches at my university
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jokingly_Josie: If he was American you would have reported him?!?! For what??? Nothing inappropriate or illegal going on to report. Sounds like an innocent thing that you are trying to make sound a... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1635785761 | 1635841383 | t3_qkiaqx | t5_2to41 | 175 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing the interview for my dream job
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zakiducky: I know these companies normally say not to call, but this sounds like the one case where it’s worth calling to say that you missed the email because your account filtered it to spam. Spin it as you taking cybersecurity very seriously if you ... | 5 | 35 | |
1635791428 | 1635811589 | t3_qkkdit | t5_2to41 | 28 | Josh72112: TIFU By Kissing a Room of Teachers Goodbye
Obligatory this happened a few years ago.
I am mexican-american and in that time period I lived in Mexico. I don’t know if it is common in other parts of the world or not, but here in Mexico it is commonplace to say hello and goodbye to women by giving eachother a... | 4 | 7 | |
1635789263 | 1635794573 | t3_qkjlgk | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by attending a church event.
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Flaky_Explanation: Hahaha damn, now that was a TIFU.
They'll definitely remember that and hold it against you the next time you visit. Sorry though, I guess it runs everywhere in SDA branches, not just there.
functi0nalPsych0path: Yep. Also huge recommendation. I... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
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NavyStore: I was never a big fan of Egg Nog, but then I found Southern Comfort 'Vanilla Spice' egg nog.
OH MY GOD! This stuff is basically drinking thawed out Ted Drewes frozen custard - and it is literally the nectar of the Gods. I buy about six quarts over the average holid... | 7 | 24.428571 | |
1635797391 | 1635798082 | t3_qkml0v | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackout drunk for the first time ever, in front of my mom
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Ok-Response-9743: How was your hangover?!
Kimdv95: Horrible, I couldn't eat anything until the middle of the day, everything that wasn't water came out. My stomach did NOT agree with what I did!
Ok-Response-9743: My hangover... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1635804975 | 1635806176 | t3_qkpb1f | t5_2to41 | 16 | AvaRivers: TIFU by not stepping up when someone was getting beat up
Today I was on the subway on the way home from school when I suddenly heard some screaming. It sounded like two people having a fight. When I turned around I saw two guys hitting and kicking another. He was sat in a corner and couldn’t really getting a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1635802905 | 1635850373 | t3_qkokoa | t5_2to41 | 816 | PrintPaper3: TIFU by making a non-english speaking friend think that the minions from Despicable Me served Hitler from 1933-1945
So basically a few weeks ago I saw this meme that went, "Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and minions what villain they served from 1933-1945." I thought this was funny for some r... | 8 | 102 | |
1635806989 | 1635807854 | t3_qkq062 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By posting a meme in the Family group chat
So it was late at night and I see an awesome meme. Like I have a million times, I press and hold the image, click share to my group text of friends, and wait to see if they thought it was as funny as I did.
A couple seconds later from the next room I hear my w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1635809776 | 1635921755 | t3_qkqyof | t5_2to41 | 8,609 | BotaramReal: TIFU by not reporting an incident with a 13-year-old
A little bit of backstory. I'm a 20-year-old male and have been playing the piano since 2016. My teacher is my former high school music teacher and she has known me since 2013. I'm not the best piano player, but I'm not that bad and can accompany people ... | 14 | 614.928571 | |
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ChiefBroady: I don’t see how this is your fuck up from what you wrote here, it seems like a natural progression along a relationship. Or did you leave something out?
Itchy_Word_1523: Natural progression? So natural progression for you is to fuck your friends? Why don't you go and ... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1635806229 | 1635865966 | t3_qkpqub | t5_2to41 | 10 | DunkenRage: TIFU by testing a water pump in the shower, without hose, resulting in a huge rush of water to the ceiling.
Literally just happened 5 min ago, still bathing in my shame, all my clothes in the dryer...As it happens, i had no idea the water would sprout higher than a few inches as i droped it into the shower ... | 5 | 2 | |
1635814652 | 1635815134 | t3_qksj3w | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Azraelscross: Even some vets don’t realize some breeds process medication differently. A regular dose becoming an overdose
geroshizzle: So we had bloods done recently to ensure that he was all good, The vet based their medication recommendation off his results to ensure he wasn't ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1635815325 | 1635835427 | t3_qksqyn | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by backing into my (23m) new neighbors car.
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BakedAlex: Damn, your spotter seriously sucks.
wffthrowaway: Tell me about it, I was pretty upset. I was behind the wheel though so I need to take ownership and not try to blame him
BakedAlex: Eh man props on you for that! I agree, as drivers we are ... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1635818459 | 1635913518 | t3_qktqib | t5_2to41 | 21 | bri7154: TIFU By almost getting my parents mauled because I put jingle bells on our dogs collar
Background:
This morning (November first) I put my dogs Christmas collar on her. It's a cute festive pattern with a red bow and, most importantly, 3 bells (the kind that goes on cat collars). It makes a noticeable yet pleasa... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1635819299 | 1635821034 | t3_qku09o | t5_2to41 | 19 | No-Selection4650: TIFU by not knowing what a garter is and not catching the stupid thing
Hey reddit!
Throwaway because something tells me it will be pretty easy for my friends to identify me.
I have some friends that I've known for a long time that recently got married (Yay! They are pretty awesome and have always be... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1635815862 | 1635819960 | t3_qksx2q | t5_2to41 | 2 | Chungusfilbert: TIFU by trying to help my friend with college apps
I was helping my friend with college apps today over a discord call because of the deadline today, which was fairly normal. However, since it was the deadline, his mom was downstairs reading over his stuff which I didn’t realize at the time. He was stre... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1635820766 | 1635892606 | t3_qkugxi | t5_2to41 | 14 | Irish6String: TIFU by pepper-spraying my apartment
Obligatory happened on Halloween night.
I generally love cooking, especially when there's experimentation involved. Set me loose with some leftovers, and I'm a happy man. As a result, I tend to watch a good amount of Babish for cooking advice.
The other night, my fia... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1635821625 | 1635823743 | t3_qkuqhc | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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KittikatB: You are way overthinking this.
Alpha-and_Omega: Definitely. Drunk people make out with other people all the time. I’ve seen it in a club a few times. Then we talk shit to the guy and make fun of him but we really don’t care. We’re just giving him a hard time.
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1635835139 | 1635859655 | t3_qkw7ok | t5_2to41 | 43 | VisionsOfTheMind: So because we have an overreaching government, people can't take nude pictures of themselves (for any reason)? It was a mistake man, no need to go on the offensive.
dsl101: You’re also welcome to use power tools with all the guards and safeties taken off if you want.
The point is, if there’s even a ... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1635829897 | 1635831294 | t3_qkx1da | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dr-pepper-zero: why would you expose yourself like this
[deleted]: Informative and helpful to others living with their secret shame :)
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1635831397 | 1635851458 | t3_qkxem9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting small talk at work
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FlammenwerferBBQ: Haha I'm bad at small talk too but that's mainly because i don't really like it.
However i think you're over thinking things and they just aren't that much into small talk to begin with. I'd go and apologise and say I was just trying to conn... | 4 | 3 | |
1635831982 | 1635833213 | t3_qkxjq7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | thowayinthrowawey: TIFU by choking on chicken
Sorry for grammar errors and all that jazz I'm on mobile and English isn't my main language.
This happened a few hrs ago and I'm typing this as I endure the pain and psicological dread of the possibility of having a pice of chicken lodged in my airways.
So here's how it s... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1635834986 | 1635839534 | t3_qky8se | t5_2to41 | 29 | DeeKayAre: TIFU by massaging my brother
My brother came into my room asking if I could massage him since he was feeling a bit tense (probably from work). This isn't unusual since he's been my practice dummy for my massage techniques for quite some time, so I say I'm pretty good for an amateur.
Anyways, I massage him f... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1635835038 | 1635846791 | t3_qky98e | t5_2to41 | 209 | yosoyunmaricon: TIFU by complaining about having to bag my own groceries.
Today there was no bagger in my lane at the grocery story. This happens with some frequency. Some lanes have baggers, others do not. As I go to the end to bag my groceries I say to the lady, "Why don't they have a bagger here?" and she replies, "... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1635840462 | 1635849457 | t3_qkzfzk | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Gadds69: I just wanted to say, even if you're 100% sure you pull out, that's still not at all safe from pregnancy. You know that, right?
harrilal: It's quite shocking how many people on here think "my pull out game is strong" is effective birth control.
Good_Round: It has worked f... | 8 | 22 | |
1635846579 | 1635965246 | t3_ql0q1z | t5_2to41 | 10,568 | NotAThrowaway4Hentai: TIFU by sending a mouth blowjob masturbator sex toy to my parents house
Recently I’ve moved to university and the first thing I want to do is buy a bunch of sex toys (I even have a mental checklist I prepared before moving).
I have my own credit card but my parents can also see the spending histo... | 14 | 754.857143 | |
1635846678 | 1635856672 | t3_ql0qvm | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LegendOmegaX: That feeling when you open a post and it is fucking deleted.
janetscousin: He met very old lady while drunk. They were at a dimly lit bar but went back to her place and he saw that she was very old. He hit it anyway. Played a bit of fo4 with her fully grown son and t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1635847164 | 1635863671 | t3_ql0ulv | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by imagining what Tinnitus is like
I read a post a while ago about Tinnitus and how it is very annoying to have. It can drive you insane.
So upon reading it I decided to imagine how it is, so I did my best to imagine it.
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The next night I lie in bed in total silence and thought about it a... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1635851366 | 1635851628 | t3_ql1uca | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Guava_: The culprit in question:
https://imgur.com/a/4ctlzR4
PotassiumPlus: Looks proud of it x)
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1635851206 | 1635883291 | t3_ql1sw0 | t5_2to41 | 2,081 | Guava_: TIFU by underestimating my dog’s intelligence
TIFU by underestimating my dog
*This happened a while back, but I was directed towards here*
As a part of my law course, I was tasked with presenting an argument against a certain legal case. I had spent the previous two nights planning to present it verbally on z... | 5 | 416.2 | |
1635851935 | 1635852619 | t3_ql1ziw | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by being in a romantic relationship with my dad
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NJNeal17: Don't beat yourself up over being funny! Doing a dark joke when they're supposed to be off the menu is something anyone in comedy has done before. The real crime is that we still censor ourselves like that anymore! I would've laughed fo... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1635854530 | 1635855920 | t3_ql2noc | t5_2to41 | 14 | NewAtlantics2323: TIFU by embarrassing myself in front of an old lady
Well this is the first time i post a story in this subreddit so grammar mistakes are expected since i am on phone, i wanted to tell a story that happened today, i usually dont post in reddit but only comment but i felt like i need to get this off my ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1635860822 | 1635863328 | t3_ql4l6s | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pagan_psychonaut: Do you have a therapist?
HungaryToWinWC: Don’t recommend him a therapist.
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1635873211 | 1635879144 | t3_ql92sd | t5_2to41 | 20 | Creed1191: TIFU by not checking my old PS4 for a disc in the drive.
The story starts two months ago, when I was moving to another city an hour away for work. I had just managed to acquire a PS5 a month earlier, and had a PS4 sitting around collecting dust. I told my family I was going to sell my old console to get some... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1635873843 | 1635894340 | t3_ql9b7c | t5_2to41 | 774 | Illustrious_Canary49: TIFU 15f accidentally posted my nudes (update)
original post
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qkw7ok/tifu_15f_accidently_posted_my_nudes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
thank you so much to everyone giving me genuine advice, i really appreciate it! everything t... | 7 | 110.571429 | |
1635875505 | 1635896560 | t3_ql9xbc | t5_2to41 | 13 | Suspicious-Attitude7: TIFU by flirting with and advancing on a friend's crush
**Relationship web (fake names)**
Ally (female) has a crush on John (male)
Ally is close friend with Betty (female), who told me about the crush
I and Ally are friends but not close (no personal interaction, only at group functions)
I and... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1635876001 | 1635880488 | t3_qla3us | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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indiblue825: Are we just gonna ignore that OP got flirty with a chick his brother was banging, relationship status aside?
Am I the only one who sees this as more problematic than OP's question?
DrakeIsBaked: She was coming close to me all night even when I was talking to other pe... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1635878177 | 1635883887 | t3_qlax0g | t5_2to41 | 1 | GoodGuySunBro: TIFU by not researching how long helium balloons last for
It's my wife's birthday today and I planned a small get together with some of her close friends. I tend to spoil her a bit and may have gone a little overboard on the decorations including spending about $120 on helium tanks and like $40 in variou... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1635880331 | 1635881705 | t3_qlbqaz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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slowswede: Imagine if genders were switched...
simkashi01: Well they did lol
slowswede: Bonkers
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1635880869 | 1636008391 | t3_qlbxh9 | t5_2to41 | 1,664 | [deleted]: TIFU by Pavlovian conditioning my penis to Khalid's songs
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31spiders: Only way to break that is reversing the conditioning to think about something else w the song. Put it on and punch yourself in the balls over and over again. That oughtta do it!
(Joking DON’T do that /s doesn’t quite fit)
okijhn... | 7 | 237.714286 | |
1635877718 | 1635921868 | t3_qlar3e | t5_2to41 | 65,526 | accidental_threesome: TIFU by accidentally implying to our babysitter that we want to have sex with her
For reference, my husband and I are in our mid-late 30s and our sitter is in her early 20s.
We have 2 young kids, 5 and 3, and through the pandemic my husband and I have both been working from home. For a while we w... | 13 | 5,040.461538 | |
1635888714 | 1635889058 | t3_qles78 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at someone at my new job
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Mugger89: I’m just glad you didn’t kill the practice patient. To me, that’s the most important part!
melodieous: Haha thanks I’m glad too, I hope it stays that way for the rest of the week!
Mugger89: I’m sure it will!
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1635889749 | 1635890540 | t3_qlf5ky | t5_2to41 | 111 | Sensitive-Sherbert10: TIFU by phonesexing when my phone connected to Bluetooth
Tl;dr at the end, posted on throwaway bc it's too embarrassing
So basically, i was like chatting with this boy for a while and we are both kinda sexually frustrated and find pleasure by talking with each other on the phone. It turns quite ... | 10 | 11.1 | |
1635889745 | 1635890692 | t3_qlf5iv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jhaxvile: On a scale of 10 he's a 4 friends told you. Please do not listen to that. It's YOUR life and YOU like him. Who cares what they say, real friends should be supportive and not down talk someone you like.
throwawaytifuargh: Ahh, sorry if I was a bit unclear. On a scale of 1... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
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sometimes_Oblivious: What could your parents have done to teach you better on how to clean under your foreskin. I'm asking for me.
dazzcarlos: My parents are awesome. But that would never be easy to talk about. Sex talk is always awkward enough
sometimes_Oblivious: As a girl, I wa... | 6 | 4.5 |
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