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1635891002 | 1635988572 | t3_qlfliq | t5_2to41 | 13 | CalmlyDisastrous: TIFU by accidentally getting ketchup all over my friend
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1635892220 | 1635897499 | t3_qlg113 | t5_2to41 | 10 | tiredofyourshit99: TIFU by losing a USB drive…
I have had a stick up USB drive I can plug in my phone and scroll over the contents. Most of it is the memories of me and my ex. We’ll all of it is that and has stuff on it that will break a marriage. I scroll through once in a while when I miss them and put it back along ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1635893260 | 1635900779 | t3_qlgeb8 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Mouthtrap: TIFU by scratching my asshole after chopping raw habanero peppers.
The title pretty much describes what I did, and boy do I regret it with a passion.
I have a lot of food allergies and rather than relying on canned food, I’ve taken to cooking my own at home so I know what’s in it, and there’s no nasty... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1635895313 | 1635899223 | t3_qlh3j6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting things get too spicy in the bedroom
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Extension-Quail9950: Life pro tip: Tecnu, a skin cleanser formulated specially to remove poison ivy oils from skin, also removes capsaicin (which is an oil) from your skin. It really works!
chemist612: Gasoline works really well too, though then... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1635894241 | 1635895585 | t3_qlgqki | t5_2to41 | 14 | Niebling: TIFU by for not realising I had an easy way to change source on my monitor
Okay as far as FU and this sub I know it mild, but it still made me feel kind of stupid.
So this just happend, here is the back story:
When the Pandemic hit I knew I was going to spend a lot of time working from home, so I very ea... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1635896471 | 1635900632 | t3_qlhhnm | t5_2to41 | 129 | GodofAeons: TIFU by crushing my dick in the toilet (NSFW)
I have an old house that is slightly unlevel. Just installed new toilet with solid ceramic/wood toilet seat. This occurred about 10 minutes ago, and I'm icing my Netherlands as I write this.
Went in to take care of business and as I was standing, leaning back... | 6 | 21.5 | |
1635897717 | 1641389068 | t3_qlhwhx | t5_2to41 | 17 | landahoy56: TIFU by loudly saying the word "clitoris" in the breakroom
I recently moved into a new home that had a lot of junk still left in the garage (which we allowed the seller to leave). In the junk pile was a 60s or 70s Era sex publication. It was similar to a magazine, but didn't have a magazine title, and just ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1635897948 | 1635983461 | t3_qlhz59 | t5_2to41 | 21 | mjb_22: TIFU by getting an eye exam
TIFU by getting an eye exam. This is a pretty lame TIFU and actually happened today. I’m 38 and finally decided it was time to get a proper eye exam. I’ve never had one before (besides some random eye check in high school) so I didn’t know what to expect. The appointment was at 3pm a... | 3 | 7 | |
1635898690 | 1635901677 | t3_qli7v9 | t5_2to41 | 42 | CaliginousCat: TIFU by renaming my child
Sorry about any bad formatting, I'm on mobile and it's my 1st post...
So flashback to 2015 when I was an angsty pregnant 18 year old. I found out I was having a boy and spent months trying to figure out a name. Well my boyfriend at the times last name was Park (this is importan... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1635898048 | 1635900834 | t3_qli095 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ghostkiller914: Remind me of when I was younger and my old brother sprayed me the face. Then sprayed himself after he was like" what you crying for baby" as we then both proceeded to cry lmao.
ImRealFunAtParties: That sounds exactly like something one of my older brothers would do... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1635899639 | 1637946245 | t3_qliix0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Silver2324: TIFU by trying to take out the trash and check the mail in the same trip
For starters, I'm a university student, and my fiancé works full time, usually borrowing my car to get to and from work. We live together in an apartment complex. So on Friday there was some fun things going on at the school for Hall... | 3 | 6 | |
1635900468 | 1635947013 | t3_qlisel | t5_2to41 | 7,091 | Blank-VII: TIFU by telling my wife that I was attempting No Nut November
So I figured I'd give NNN a proper go this year. I did great on day 1, and I got halfway through day 2 before at some point it came up in conversation and I let her know I wanted to give it a real go this month. I wasn't going to masturbate, I was... | 14 | 506.5 | |
1635903961 | 1635945133 | t3_qljvh5 | t5_2to41 | 417 | ineedmoredogs: TIFU by paying $1300 to have my dogs nipples cut off
Ok so this happened today. We have a 12 year old chihuahua who has recently had some skin pigmentation changes. Took him to the vet a few weeks back to check all is ok and they find a ‘lump’ on his stomach. My partner took him so I didn’t see what they... | 8 | 52.125 | |
1635904249 | 1635967173 | t3_qljyl6 | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding a scent paint additive.
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Lionp7: Probably just the paint fumes… Unless there was a dosage noted on the scent additive bottles and you have put in too much in relation to the paint..
But, probably paint fumes. Open the doors and windows as much as you can, hopefully it will dissipate ... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1635905579 | 1635981020 | t3_qlkdgw | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Majikarpslayer: This is why drugs should be legal. Alcohol is legal, it has very serious downsides but we don't punish people for just trying to get it.
People will find whatever they want whenever they want it's inevitable. There's no need to create a horrible scary situation. T... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1635906500 | 1635907393 | t3_qlknq4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NinjatheClick: Its not actually HIPPA if it was YOUR procedure.
I mean, someone correct me.
The only real HIPPA concern I can picture is the concern that you'd record other people's information.
You deleted it in front of them. It's over. They might think you were up to somet... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1635908250 | 1636009821 | t3_qll6pw | t5_2to41 | 27 | Sir_Hoptat: TIFU By ruining my morning
So this morning I woke up super tired, more tired than normal, and made my self comfortable by putting on slippers and a robe, so now my mind is half being half asleep.
I get coffee started and while it’s getting started I throw some bread in the toaster, coffee got done super q... | 3 | 9 | |
1635909159 | 1635996230 | t3_qllg9u | t5_2to41 | 41 | Winterpersepheny: By ruining the first Halloween out of quarantine
Halloween 2021, quarantine is over and the day is movie perfect. Crisp, not too cold, fall colors no rain... Big big deal for Washington. My kids are dressed as Lock, Shock and Barrel, Halloween Town's finest trick or treaters. I have a two hour caterin... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1635916376 | 1635953237 | t3_qlnelo | t5_2to41 | 48 | No-Consequence1726: TIFU by burning off all of the hair on my face the day before a job interview
So my projector was making some new sounds today, I figured it would be a good time to clean it with a bit of compressed air.
I fire a nice blast of cold air into that bad boy, and it fired a nice blast of hot air right b... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1635916921 | 1635940178 | t3_qlnjbi | t5_2to41 | -26 | PerspectiveGuilty127: TIFU By Smoking Crack, Taking Ecstasy, and Taking The Bus
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Electrical-Amount-72: Your fine fuck these pusssy bitches about getting help. You say the term crack and Karen’s are like oh he will rob me and rape my children. Nah I’m straight just some rock and I love the rolling on top. Neve... | 5 | -5.2 | |
1635919392 | 1636107530 | t3_qlo4ha | t5_2to41 | 7,352 | nonamevagine: TIFU by getting finger blasted a week after taking emergency contraceptive
I (21f) have never squirted in my life, I didn’t think I had that ability but always kinda hoped it would happen one day. I was feeling pretty heated with my guy (21M) just as we were going to bed and one thing lead to another and ... | 12 | 612.666667 | |
1635919360 | 1635968859 | t3_qlo481 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheSkitzo_The2nd: TIFU by drinking coke in a tournament
not really today but more like 11 year old(I wont say my age). So it all started in my third tournament in taekwondo and while I was waiting for my matchI decided to warm up by running around or just sitting and then it was lunch time, and after I ate, I thought i... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1635926367 | 1635953934 | t3_qlpof8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | duckling2411: TIFU by falling in love with my coworker
Not specifically today, but the remnants of this FU are still active.
TLDR; I fell in love with my coworker, broke up with her, tried to fix it, temporarily crippled her emotionally, now she hates me and wishes she didn't know I exist.
I (24M)'ve been in a long-i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635938328 | 1635947648 | t3_qls95d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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annoyingsalad: You Should probably hit up a psychiatrist bro
vitafortisnk: I wanna know what the story was!
annoyingsalad: Uhm tldr he wrote a long-winded novel to his friend about suicide and deep romantic thoughts or whatever. Dude was looney
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1635939207 | 1635943187 | t3_qlsh9l | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SirOsla: If he is a friend you should just talk to him about it
bluarrow7: I don’t know the kid. I know his name, but have none of his contact info nor do we talk. I’m legit so scared. The only reason I left was because I was embarrassed and didn’t know how to handle the situation... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1635939803 | 1635955850 | t3_qlsmu2 | t5_2to41 | 137 | NijiKoneko: TIFU by not locking my car
"Today" was actually 16 years ago (2005), but I was reminded of it this morning.
At the time I was living in Bethlehem PA next to the Moravian community. It was a fairly safe area, but I still locked my doors.
Until the day I didn't. I had a long, rough day at work, everything w... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1635917455 | 1636061014 | t3_qlno0x | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jtodd0715: Wait what is DDD?! I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS!
im_done_now5747: Destroy dick December
jtodd0715: Lmao first time I've heard that one
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1635977670 | 1636202280 | t3_qltekz | t5_2to41 | 13 | ZdCole: ...Sarcasm, right? xD
almighty_nsa: No. Dead serious that is.
amateur_adventurer: Holy shit dude, that’s not at all how healthy relationships work.
almighty_nsa: There was no relationship to begin with. Because he wasnt calm enough. I didn’t say bend everything to her will. Thats not what im implying. I am sayi... | 19 | 0.684211 | |
1635943086 | 1635969264 | t3_qltjcq | t5_2to41 | 59 | trotek01: TIFU by locking an old lady out of her home
I was looking out of the window, when i saw an open mailbox with keys still in the lock at the house just across the street, so I figured I could just bring the key to it’s owner. I went out, closed the mailbox and saw that there was a house key, an apartment key as... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1635947045 | 1635969663 | t3_qlurqp | t5_2to41 | 2,115 | BojackThePirate: TIFU by calling my new roommate a cockhead at indoor football and nearly being killed for it
TIFU - this happened like 2 hours ago.
Trigger Warning: Language & Strangulation
A little bit of backstory, I moved in with my best mate and his friend (F) 3 months ago due to unforeseen circumstance... | 14 | 151.071429 | |
1635946381 | 1635972297 | t3_qlujtu | t5_2to41 | 37 | BeeAndPippin: TIFU by getting high and assuming which family member gave me a dream gift
Happened yesterday technically but here we go. I'm 20 and renting a house from my dad (55) for college, and my sibling (27NB) and ma (54) came over to celebrate my birthday (Nov 1st). Yesterday at 5:00 AM— I know, but we all get up... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1635948248 | 1635979608 | t3_qlv6lt | t5_2to41 | 218 | gigglesann: TIFU by having to pee as soon as I woke up.
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TechyDad: As a mid-40 year old, I can sympathize with throwing your back out doing simple things. I've had bad pain for days because I sneezed. They never tell you how dangerous sneezes get when you get older!
Omponthong: As a 35yo with chronic back issu... | 8 | 27.25 | |
1635948843 | 1635956368 | t3_qlvdwu | t5_2to41 | 22 | djbrojob: TIFU by sexually harassing my colleague within earshot of my office peers and direct report
So this actually happened a couple of weeks ago.
Said victim was late for a video conference from her location in Jo’burg, which I had already joined from my desk at the company’s open plan UK office, on fairly quiet ... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1635951079 | 1635956214 | t3_qlw5k0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wyedamnit: The real TLDR here should be this…
You don’t tell your life story to anyone over the course of the first day you ever have any meaningful interaction. There’s no context.
Oversharing never has a happy ending, & honestly most people DON’T want to know your whol... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1635952655 | 1636044149 | t3_qlwp0d | t5_2to41 | 2,793 | praise_ink: TIFU by forgetting my vibrator in the bathroom after my shower.
Ok well technically last night I fucked up by forgetting my vibrator in the bathroom after my shower, and the bathroom is right across the hall from my parents’ bedroom. This morning I got up and found a wad of toilet paper on my dresser with m... | 12 | 232.75 | |
1635953297 | 1635980701 | t3_qlwwqf | t5_2to41 | 2,393 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a British girl I am crushing on that Elton John was my favorite member of the Beatles
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Top_File_8547: My favourite Beatle was Bob Dylan. /s
LadyBug_0570: See, now, you're so uninformed. He was in the Rolling Stones! Duh! **/s**
Top_File_8547: Oh I get it now. That was back when he... | 10 | 239.3 | |
1635953146 | 1635953690 | t3_qlwux6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | birdsinthecar: TIFU by posting a joke profile
Hey guys, first time posting here. Literally happened this morning.
I once in awhile have a spark of comedy, and this time it was "wouldn't it be funny if squidward had a tinder profile?" So i quickly make one, take a screen shot, delete the tinder profile, and post it on ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635963962 | 1635966649 | t3_qlxh55 | t5_2to41 | 4 | horsley1965: You're complaining about crapitalism when you sent someone $1K in hopes of a big payday?
Your wife is the definition of greed
immibis: tbf that also describes the stock market.
horsley1965: Yes, you're right
The stock market is a form of gambling.
Might as well spend that money at the roulette table, or ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635956030 | 1635965447 | t3_qlxwpe | t5_2to41 | 27 | fob911: TIFU by staring in the wrong direction
I'm a graduate student in their last semester at my university. I only really have one tough class this semester and it's very dry material, advanced econometrics & statistical analysis. It's a morning class so I'm usually pretty tired, I'm not a morning person. So I t... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1635956160 | 1636009165 | t3_qlxyg4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | throwupthrowaway8836: TIFU by not letting food settle
I (18M - happy birthday me) and my (18NB) partner went out just now celebrating my birthday. We went to a pub for a bit of classic day-drinking, played some pool and went out for lunch. Subway was the lunch of choice, as was my request, and it was incredible. No reg... | 3 | 8 | |
1635960118 | 1636079148 | t3_qlzep8 | t5_2to41 | 343 | Flgardenguy: TIFU by not paying attention to my bank statements
This didn't actually happen today. It's been happening for a long time and I just realized it 2 days ago.
I have a membership at a gym that charges me a monthly fee and then some annual fee. The far-and-few times I looked at my bank statement or the onlin... | 6 | 57.166667 | |
1635960692 | 1635965678 | t3_qlzm6y | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cwren79: TIFU… By not getting my Mother a birthday card!
It was my Mother’s birthday recently and my spouse (42F) and I (42M) were driving our offspring (11 m&F twins, 8f) to and from different activities. Our youngest (8f) plays ringette and our Son (11) plays hockey. It was on her birthday so I decided we should ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635962180 | 1635977370 | t3_qm059q | t5_2to41 | 16 | Bassblaster505: TIFU By asking how my long time crushes brothers new baby was and getting blocked
**This is going to be a long winded story but i wanted to make sure to include as much backstory as possible and not leave plot holes**
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obligatory this happened 4 days ago
So to skip over a couple years of ... | 4 | 4 | |
1635965885 | 1636004010 | t3_qm1h9f | t5_2to41 | 2,289 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my boss a dick pic that wasn’t mine.
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e_hota: Your boss is like, damn, with a D looking like that, I’ll let it slide for the poor guy.
ThrowAway2019177292: He chose to spare me!
Edit: [The Penis In Question ](https://imgur.com/a/8bmZFK6)
e_hota: He’ll always remember you as the dude... | 6 | 381.5 | |
1635967536 | 1636095449 | t3_qm238j | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking my hair
I’m a guy. I have long curly hair. It’s nice, I like my hair a lot. But as it goes with long hair, it frequently gets in my mouth.
I’m driving down the road, both hands on the steering wheel because people in my town are idiots. Some hair gets in my mouth. Oh well, no big deal. I rea... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1635970302 | 1636058952 | t3_qm3331 | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by re-visiting the band Lostprophets
I grew up listening to Lostprophets and going to concerts with my friends. I have CDs, merchandise, and T-shirts. Now I feel ashamed to have all of this stuff because their old singer is a terrible criminal. I feel so conflicted because I still want to remember the g... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1635970970 | 1636039986 | t3_qm3brw | t5_2to41 | 869 | Smelly_Breeches1978: TIFU by befriending a socially awkward classmate with Asperger's Syndrome.
This actually happened a year ago, but my decision to do this has severely damaged my social life. There was this new guy in my home room and several other classes that was so socially awkward and odd that everyone hated hi... | 13 | 66.846154 | |
1635973385 | 1636032402 | t3_qm46ze | t5_2to41 | 458 | FourSake: TIFU for doing homework for a girl I liked, only to find out I was simping for a month.
So I recently got out of a relationship of 5 years which destroyed me personally and after about half a year of heartbreak. Thought to try to meet new people. This girl on Instagram posted she needed help with her program... | 6 | 76.333333 | |
1635973479 | 1635974953 | t3_qm485i | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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me4547: Ahhhh to be a kid again.
Dry-Professional-949: Damn, I had this in my head coming into this thread.
me4547: Wait till he gets married and hates his wife. He'll be crying for a year of loneliness
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1635982425 | 1636061096 | t3_qm7dtx | t5_2to41 | 9,169 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing underwear to a party after not eating all day.
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ravedoyer: Were you drunk or not? If yes; why is being drunk an excuse for you exposing yourself?
welcome-to-trench: I was drunk, and I laid down on the couch and my dress rode up. It’s not like I was going around trying to show eve... | 32 | 286.53125 | |
1635985246 | 1635994236 | t3_qm8b7b | t5_2to41 | 14 | RCaseOse: TIFU talking about urinotherapy
A little background, I was in a vegan/spiritual camp for a couple days and talking with some people there I learned most of them had tried urine therapy. No big deal, I consider myself open minden and sure it was surprising meeting someone who actually tried that, but to me was... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1635986641 | 1636002046 | t3_qm8qxb | t5_2to41 | 1,474 | Charlie_Brodie: TIFU by sleeping to the sound of rain.
TIFU by falling asleep to the sound of rain.
I am somewhat of a light sleeper so I wake up several times in the night. I was having trouble getting back to sleep in large part to due to highway traffic noises that carried over to where I live as a result of new co... | 6 | 245.666667 | |
1635987042 | 1638889788 | t3_qm8vgy | t5_2to41 | 1,289 | GengarPillow: TIFU By losing my virginity with a girl and not telling her that
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This is a long one, so stick with me guys.
So let's start, this happened last year, I was 20 at the time, at this point as I say in the tittle I never had proper sex, I was a really shy teenager, did my first kiss with 16, but... | 12 | 107.416667 | |
1635990306 | 1635990919 | t3_qm9wg3 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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burner7651: Bud, I don’t think *not* telling her ruined your chances. The age gap itself did.
[deleted]: Well, age gap doesn't do anything now. I'm 16 and 18 year old girls have crushes on me (I look 18-19).
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1635992481 | 1635992878 | t3_qmakzj | t5_2to41 | 4 | Feeling-Athlete5880: TIFU by calling someone by their old name, for 3 months, and then yelling their old name multiple times.
(Throwaway, because I ain't takin a chance)
All right, so for me this is a MAJOR FU, and I don't really think I will recover. Get ready for a mild but mad story to come.
Note: Names have been... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635995220 | 1636042125 | t3_qmbevd | t5_2to41 | -2 | mayonnaiseplayer7: TIFU by using the wrong gender for a new co-worker
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LeDownvoteDaTard: Isn’t them plural?
mayonnaiseplayer7: Yep
UnadvertisedAndroid: No, 'them' isn't exclusively plural. One can point to someone 'over there' and say "it was them" without confusion, no?
[deleted]: No. You would say it has him... | 10 | -0.2 | |
1635994048 | 1636000690 | t3_qmb261 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rexxington: TIFU, by speaking to my advisor poorly
Yesterday was a stress filled, madhouse day for me, and I simply was being very short and not monitoring what I was saying very well as a result. Well what happened was yesterday was when I had a tough exam, followed by putting up a bulletin board, which my partner sor... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1636000580 | 1636003637 | t3_qmcwlw | t5_2to41 | 13 | PoisonAdelfa: TIFU by placing my old screen protector on the newly placed one and ruining it entirely
Basically, I decided to change my cracked phone screen protector (you know, the rigid plastic kind that imitates glass) for a new one.
Taking off the old one and placing the new one goes smoothly and without any prob... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
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earwaxntoast: Why isn't your phone number in your resume?
NiKoVla: It is!
And its in my cover letter!
And its on the fucking website I applied to where I ATTATCHED MY RESUME AND COVER LETTER WHERE IT ASKS (What is your home phone number?\_\_\_\_\_ What is your cell number?\_\_\_... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1636006061 | 1636054496 | t3_qme9ao | t5_2to41 | 83 | H-Gretchen: TIFU Lost A Friend And Won't Be Moving
Background: Friend and I have stopped being friends twice previously for the same reason as the story below. I thought we (she) grew since those times and I'm wrong. She is married and has a toddler and we all enjoy living together and saving money. I provide free chil... | 4 | 20.75 | |
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dronzer31: No you were not close to dying. Get a grip. It was definitely an extremely unpleasant experience, but your teacher didn't endanger your life.
I have worked in Chemistry labs through my college years. We've used chemicals that are far more potent than concentrated ammon... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1636009809 | 1636010698 | t3_qmf3d4 | t5_2to41 | 39 | dhffxiv: TIFU by using the bathroom at work
Pretty short but my colleague for today found it funny so I thought I'd share.
I landed a new contract to work in a warehouse for Arnold Clark, tiny warehouse, tiny racking, short aisles.
Our job was to put stock away since it's a pretty fresh storage Unit, the job was so ... | 3 | 13 | |
1636023430 | 1636133516 | t3_qmi1h7 | t5_2to41 | 21,540 | lupinblitzkreg: TIFU by spite planting pomegranate
This is less of a TIFU, and more a "recently I realized the full gravity of my fuck up two to three years ago" so feel free to delete, but anyway here goes:
A family member who is somewhat estranged to me passed a while back. At first I was shocked to find out they di... | 12 | 1,795 | |
1636025405 | 1636030495 | t3_qmiixn | t5_2to41 | 20 | Deanxisto: TIFU by breaking my laptop screen the day I got it.
So recently I had just bought a new Apple Macbook Air. I was happy as I previously had a really old lenovo that could barely run word. After buying it I made my way home and opened the box and I fully set it up. I was super happy. Now my previous laptop cou... | 4 | 5 | |
1636025961 | 1636053301 | t3_qminwv | t5_2to41 | 1,526 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sell my phone on eBay and forgetting about it
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S2Charlie: Ebay marketplace shows the listing to friends... I would bet at least 15% saw it... also even if one friend saw it, they told 5 others... and so on... sorry.
partylecki: What's the point of saying this anyway? OP is already ... | 7 | 218 | |
1636027619 | 1636069721 | t3_qmj3xr | t5_2to41 | 73 | DichterDenker69: TIFU by getting food from the kitchen at 4am
Sorry for Bad English im german.
Did acctually Not happen today but a couple of Weeks ago. I (17m) couldnt sleep, switched between bed and Phone until it was exactly 4:09 am. I decided I was hungry and wanted to get some food. You need to know i Live with ... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1636029702 | 1636073893 | t3_qmjoyg | t5_2to41 | 3,546 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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vinceds: If you are a gamer, Don't date a person who thinks video games and gamer friends are weird. That will always be a point of contention.
I am gamer myself; not heavy as i work full time and make myself useful around the house; but my SO accepts my hobby and even understand... | 10 | 354.6 | |
1636030070 | 1636036949 | t3_qmjsp6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ramble81: TIFU by throwing away the wrong jar of sugar packets
So this one literally just happened. I keep two identical little jars next to the coffee maker. One is with new packets ready to be used and the other contains the empty packets. Normally when it fills up, I take it over and empty it out in the garbage. I t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1636029771 | 1636033701 | t3_qmjpnu | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Kimmm711: So, you wanna know if YTA but TYFU cuz you put it both places.
AcrobaticSource3: It’s actually just TIF for OP and her boyfriend
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1636033879 | 1636060170 | t3_qml17o | t5_2to41 | 675 | Twighdark: TIFU by sleeping with headphones in.
Happened this noon because I slept in.
So, I have a habit of locking my door at night because I want my privacy.
Last night however, I also decided to listen to some meditation music while falling asleep, because I've had some issues with insomnia lately. Obviously I'm ... | 9 | 75 | |
1636036767 | 1636254645 | t3_qmm162 | t5_2to41 | 1,368 | Heroixx: TIFU by telling the cleaning lady at work deceased patients are processed as dog food.
This happened yesterday. So, I work as an OT in a big hospital in town. It was an ordinary end of the day, pretty calm overall. I was talking to the cleaning lady when she told me it's sad some people have to die all by them... | 8 | 171 | |
1636036937 | 1636050537 | t3_qmm38v | t5_2to41 | 849 | PurpleFine4935: TIFU by scaring my boyfriend twice on Halloween.
Just for for my boyfriend, I wanted to do something special, just for him, on Halloween. I had wanted to scare him the entire day, but I had no way of doing it.
We decided to finish the night by doing the old "devil's tango". Things were going fantastic... | 6 | 141.5 | |
1636037525 | 1636038279 | t3_qmmao6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a car.
I find cars sexy, I'll not lie, their smoothness and sleekiness is what attracts me to them, I've posted on other subs for asking questions like how to fuck a car correctly? 4 days ago I decided to have sex with my car, I asked the question "how to fuck a car correctly?" on red... | 4 | 4 | |
1636038544 | 1636041424 | t3_qmmo97 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to work with a too short dress, triggering my manager to remind me the dress code and HR to send an email to the firm with the dress code as a reminder
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wiffleplop: If everyone else can abide by the dress code, what can’t you?
[deleted]: No one had ever heard of a dress code before tha... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1636037865 | 1636039801 | t3_qmmf4g | t5_2to41 | 27 | denberchum: TIFU by inadvertently talking to my boss about my balls
So, this was years ago, but obviously still in my head. I was young and ambitious and prone to bouts of frenetic verbal diarrhea.
I landed a job that was more complex than anything I had done before, and my boss could see that I was getting overwhelm... | 3 | 9 | |
1636037745 | 1636043551 | t3_qmmdj4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | borderbox: TIFU by offering Team America to my crying teenager
Obligatory didn’t happen today, happened this week.
I didn’t know my almost driving age teen had just gotten a call from the other parent, telling them something sad had happened at the other parent’s house.
When I dealt with a similar situation with my ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1636040498 | 1636060492 | t3_qmndkt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tickleMYtoad: u/bigtunajim burner account?
Bigtunajim: I poop directly into condoms to avoid the messy bumhole.
AcrobaticSource3: Before or after you use the condoms?
SnooDingos8015: during intercourse
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1636041006 | 1636046695 | t3_qmnk9n | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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R3DViperrrr: You sound like an entitled piece of shit
[deleted]: Imagine someone chilling at your house, drinking your beer, and having the audacity of asking you for a handout.
R3DViperrrr: Oh , just that? I’m not really bothered he asked, yes, he shouldn’t have , what bothered m... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1636044161 | 1636074260 | t3_qmos1p | t5_2to41 | 11 | new_perseption: TIFU by oversleeping and missing a first date
NOTE: this happened more or less half a week ago, but I found this subreddit only now. Plus by this point I've had time to think about this more.
A month ago I was at a cafe, waiting to meet a pal of mine, and while I was waiting, I did some life drawing. A... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1636044991 | 1636145777 | t3_qmp352 | t5_2to41 | 762 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mirage_Sky: I want to go back exactly 3 minutes to when I never knew this post existed
turdfromhell: I want to go back to my birthday and slap that pizza out of my face.
bobbot740: Seriously, why the fuck did you post this? When you just embrace being pathetic, there is no return.... | 29 | 26.275862 | |
1636045795 | 1636055879 | t3_qmpe62 | t5_2to41 | 33 | GoldMiner177: TIFU: By acting manipulative and a overall asshole that caused me to lose a good friend.
He called me manipulative and blocked me. I'm mainly posting this to grief and spread awareness about how no matter how strong you think your relationship is, it can still fall down from a simple message. If this gets... | 3 | 11 | |
1636045770 | 1636050718 | t3_qmpdu0 | t5_2to41 | 61 | OddreyBall: TIFU by screenshotting a tweet
This happened about two hours ago.
I’m a college student at a small school where most students in any given major know each other. I got home from work late last night and got a gas station pizza, the only food available late at night. Evidently, it didn’t quite agree with me... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1636049386 | 1636359350 | t3_qmqq82 | t5_2to41 | 106 | HooPyDood: TIFU by not waiving my right to view my recommendation letters
I am an international student applying for a graduate degree (a Master to be exact) in the US. As I'm not from the US, I don't fully understand all the rights and other common knowledge among the US, all I cared about when applying is the educati... | 9 | 11.777778 | |
1636052665 | 1636093095 | t3_qmrx8o | t5_2to41 | 29 | Dragon_ZA: TIFU by spending too much time on the toilet
So this actually happened today! Or I guess it started yesterday...
I'm going to preface this by saying I really enjoy my morning business while browsing reddit or watching YouTube ect. So much so that my legs get pins and needles most of the time.
Over the past... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1636052714 | 1636098897 | t3_qmrxvj | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by involuntarily participating in NNN
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parejaloca79: So what was the cause of you not being able to pee?
MaggsInBlack: some kind of blockade in the urethra, they don't know yet
BettyD2015: From sounding?
MaggsInBlack: they are gonna operate in two weeks (urethra has to heal first after the cath... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1636053086 | 1636060599 | t3_qms2tw | t5_2to41 | 174 | NutCase11: TIFU by getting caught masturbating during a family reunion
This story will haunt me for awhile. It happened to me (24M) about 8 years ago, almost to this day. It was Thanksgiving, and my family decided to host this year. I have a pretty large family with about 40 cousins and 10 aunts/uncles. As the night wa... | 6 | 29 | |
1636058282 | 1636122419 | t3_qmtzp6 | t5_2to41 | 249 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into my parents room to ask if I can have the last bit of milk and instead walking in on them
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Krelleth: Hey, could be worse. You could have walked in on one of them cheating on the other, or any number of kinky but mutually consenting possibilities that would be as bad or maybe even w... | 9 | 27.666667 | |
1636059305 | 1636069713 | t3_qmucwo | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dibs8789: Meh. No big deal. I had a friend who at the time her youngest son was 5. I was at her house and he came running down the hallway with the biggest butt plug I've ever seen yelling, "ARRRRR!!!!!" I laughed. Hysterically. She was mortified and proceeded to explain it was he... | 3 | 6 | |
1636065997 | 1636104735 | t3_qmwv1u | t5_2to41 | 19,359 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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boredtreeguy: So this person acts unreasonable on Nextdoor and then accuses you of being a pedophile. So you decide that your next move is to share your place of work and other relevant personal information?
Have you ever internetted before? There's crazy people out here.
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1636072730 | 1636088967 | t3_qmz4ky | t5_2to41 | 3 | throw0827: TIFU by leaving school and going into the city with my girlfriend to party
I (18M) have strict Middle Eastern parents. I get straight As and Bs but I always feel like they have such a tight grip on me. I have a girlfriend but they think she’s just a friend. We’ve been dating for a few months now. We kind of ... | 3 | 1 | |
1636073061 | 1636136270 | t3_qmz8bd | t5_2to41 | 4,736 | LordoftheExiled: TIFU by letting a random dog into a customers house.
I work as a appliance repair technician, I go into several homes a day to repair household appliances.
I arrived at a customers house to repair an oven I had ordered parts for. When I get out of my truck there is a chonky boi lab in the front yard. W... | 8 | 592 | |
1636075406 | 1636133941 | t3_qmzzn4 | t5_2to41 | 199 | squashedmochi: TIFU by thinking I overslept
Okay so last night I went to sleep about an hour earlier than usual because I was tired. I woke up and checked my phone and to my horror it said it was 11:00.
I FREAKED out and basically flew out of bed in a panic. I have a class that starts at 9:00 and another that starts ... | 4 | 49.75 | |
1636082679 | 1636112422 | t3_qn27b9 | t5_2to41 | 85 | ConnectionOk3585: TIFU by asking a deaf woman not to talk so loud
TIFU by asking a deaf woman not to talk so loud
This happened just a few hours ago. I went to the pharmacy to pick up some prescriptions for my 5 year old daughter. She has a genetic condition, PCD (primary ciliary dyskenisa)that causes her to struggle ... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1636085479 | 1636129856 | t3_qn2zgb | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sexy_Kitten666: Why you wanking to yt when there are adult sites for this reason😂 but this doesn't sound like an experience I wanna experience
picklecakey: YouTube feels more innocent. ._.
Tazzy1337: Can relate
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1636085979 | 1636109621 | t3_qn34az | t5_2to41 | 7 | King_Ironic: TIFU by watching a YouTube video with aggressive moaning sounds
This happened like 20 minutes ago as I'm writing this (17M) So I got a YouTube notification on my phone titled: Women say ANYTHING during sex... you can see where this is going
So I watch it on my PlayStation and I'm laughing my ass off as th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1636086520 | 1636248530 | t3_qn39c1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by denting my dad's car for the second time.
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assotter: Honestly no matter your age you make mistakes. Your dad knows this, scratches are also easy to fix. I can guarantee your dad is more worried about your health then a scratch on his car
darthjammer224: After the initial safety concerns are ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1636088208 | 1636092277 | t3_qn3p3i | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Sometimes the best you can do is be happy about what you had and move on.
musketbutcher: Unfortunately for me you’re probably right. I’m torn between trying to make this my mindset and trying to let them know in someway I’d like to try again without putting them in a sh... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1636087316 | 1636133257 | t3_qn3gr2 | t5_2to41 | 129 | Opening-Green-3643: TIFU by looking for a matching pair of socks for a patient with 1 leg.
worked as an assistant in an aged care home, I was still new getting to know the patients.
I was helping a disabled patient in a wheelchair (amputated leg) get ready for a shower, getting out all his clothes for when he finishe... | 5 | 25.8 | |
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Pain4444: If you don’t have minimum of 8 inches you shouldn’t be trying any prank that requires you to be nude.
ille1111: ”In the right angle bro i swear!”
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1636091799 | 1636092989 | t3_qn4jyt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheRealMcDuck: This was a very regretful way of learning to trust your own informed, personal, feelings over the words that random, uncaring, uninvolved, and for the most part, uninterested readers reply to your troubles with.
Trust yourself if a situation leaves you feeling unc... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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