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1636093579 | 1636125420 | t3_qn4yjx | t5_2to41 | 23 | Setlin4: TIFU by listening to Reddit and suffering the consequences
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SadArm4678: I have written and deleted multiple posts here. No matter how I say it it sounds like victim blaming. So, just going to say it.
You don't get to blame Reddit for this happening. Anyone that gives you advice can only do so with... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1636094568 | 1636101067 | t3_qn56ah | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheRealYago: That's ablist
LegendOmegaX: This is gold.
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1636099397 | 1636141947 | t3_qn67wr | t5_2to41 | 247 | samlikesplants: TIFU by peeing in the middle of the night
Just like many tifus, this started as a normal occurrence. This just happened. Like, twenty minutes ago. Wake up around 3 AM for my normal pee in the middle of the night. I’ve recently moved back in with my parents, and the only bathroom is on the main floor at ... | 6 | 41.166667 | |
1636114510 | 1636116371 | t3_qn9tak | t5_2to41 | 65 | warmteamug: TIFU by not checking to see if the cat was mine.
Obligatory this happened several years ago.
My cousin found this amazingly adorable little fluffy black kitten, and I took him in and called him Picky. He was my favorite little cat ever and treated me like his best friend. He was both and inside and outs... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1636111954 | 1636162678 | t3_qn94qx | t5_2to41 | 31 | Drawing_Duck: TIFU by thinking someone stole my boyfriends bike
This happened yesterday evening. I'm currently working as a food delivery person and because of where i live i have to use my own bike for work. Now since my boyfriend has a bike and was okay with it, im using his.
So yesterday i thought it would be a gre... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1636117413 | 1636118185 | t3_qnanu5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DannyAvocado_: Today OP Fucked Up by not knowing how paragraphs work smh
GoatPebble: Biggest tifu. Who is gonna read that...
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1636122032 | 1636125793 | t3_qnc6ea | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OkVolume1: You need to remove yourself from this relationship. You are messing with other people's relationships due to your own shortcomings. You need to bow out.
Thiscord: and let them know what you did. they may never get past a thing like this...
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1636122010 | 1636201378 | t3_qnc64m | t5_2to41 | 4,823 | triptaman: TIFU by throwing liquid nitrogen at a biologist
This happened a few years ago, when I was a PhD student in chemistry.
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The laboratory where I was doing my internship was shared between three different research groups, so there would often be several people around who were not familiar with my a... | 10 | 482.3 | |
1636127169 | 1636251633 | t3_qndxn9 | t5_2to41 | 20,093 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to snoop through my wife’s computer
TIFU by trying to snoop through my wife’s computer.
Earlier this week I fucked up by trying to look through my wife’s computer and seriously damaged our new relationship. My wife has a group discord chat with her friends, and she always logs out when she le... | 24 | 837.208333 | |
1636127271 | 1636128346 | t3_qndyw6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | JeBolleMoeder123: TIFU by not participating PE because I couldn't
Today I fucked up. Today I had PE, I thoght it would be fun, but then, suddenly, I couldn't find my phone, it was gone! I searched for a long time, I even went to the system management of our school, but I couldn't find it. Then, 1,5 hours later, I knew ... | 4 | 1 | |
1636133572 | 1636172825 | t3_qng82q | t5_2to41 | 203 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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h3xy890: “Allegedly”
DaRealCrazyPyro: Fr, fucking asshole
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1636135595 | 1636211979 | t3_qngy6d | t5_2to41 | 228 | oakvard: TIFU by laughing at my heart broken friend
One of my close friends has been telling me about his budding friendship and then love with one of his co-Workers over last 6 months. He had told her about him feelings several times and she had said and showed same about him. Everyone who knows both of them knew that... | 6 | 38 | |
1636137443 | 1636146328 | t3_qnhlu2 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Serrilryan: So only staff get to lock the door to take a dump? Regular people are left to fend off the random masses? That’s wild…
starliner2000: I think I heard of some places that are in high drug use areas do it so junkies don't lock themselves in and OD.
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1636140622 | 1636142484 | t3_qnip7w | t5_2to41 | 32 | Scottish-tkd: TIFU, not really today but still, I told my now ex girlfriend that I fantasised about her friends
My now ex girlfriend felt our relationship was suffering as I was struggling to talk to her about things, I bottle a lot of my feelings up as a lot of guys do. She told me to open up to her and tell her every... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1636141285 | 1636142938 | t3_qnixcy | t5_2to41 | 20 | Titboobweiner: TIFU by trying to reuse a kitchen knife
Sorry for formatting, I am on mobile. TLDR at the bottom.
TIFU by trying to reuse a kitchen knife.
I got to my brother's house just after lunch to visit for a long weekend, he was working from home and in a meeting when I arrived so I made myself at home after a... | 4 | 5 | |
1636142109 | 1636231258 | t3_qnj74a | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by messaging a few more people than I should have.
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dpg3456: Year is school?
Legionpt01: Yeah ig. There's a groupchat in my faculty and year so that's where the mistake happened.
TrumpTruther: Stop with the acronyms.
Unhappy_Economics: do u know what an acronym is
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1636141774 | 1636156560 | t3_qnj33n | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by running a washing machine at the laundromat without putting my clothes in.
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Dopecombatweasel: I put my clothes in, put the money in and didnt press the start button on a dryer once. Came back like wtf.
Infosexual: But you had some WAP
Wet
Ass
Pants
Dopecombatweasel: Isnt that some teenage... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1636143179 | 1636144608 | t3_qnjkwj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tellythesloot: Turn a fuck up into a blessing and invite your supervisor next time
SweetPotato224: That would be an...interesting experience
tellythesloot: Today you fucked up by listening to a random redditor and deleting a totally appropriate post
SweetPotato224: I refuse to be ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1636145091 | 1636175700 | t3_qnk86z | t5_2to41 | 10 | privilegedpandanl: TIFU by being rude to a cashier
I’m on mobile so sorry for shitty formatting, also English is not my first language
This happened just a half hour ago and it might seem small but I just feel really guilty about it.
A bit of backstory; I have always worked as a cashier/ in customer service so I hat... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1636145759 | 1636148655 | t3_qnkfwq | t5_2to41 | 92 | ExternalWelder_: TIFU by telling a "joke" about suicide
I am a freshman in high school, and was just in my English class where we are reading lord of the flies. My teacher asked what I would do if I was on the island so I said I wouldn't be able to handle it and that I would kill myself. After class she took me aside ... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1636145898 | 1636149486 | t3_qnkhk2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | kitchen_gun_: TIFU by wasting the emergency services time
TIFU, today is bonfire night (5th of November, Guy Fawkes night) and my dad went to go to a friends house for a bit, I was fine with this because I have babysat my brother before and we have snacks. The flat has a big window so we opened the blinds to see the fi... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1636150269 | 1636157446 | t3_qnlynk | t5_2to41 | 36 | pickle_in_my____: TIFU my weed got stolen
I feel so fucking stupid. I drove to the gym yesterday and left my weed in the front seat of my car with my car unlocked. Usually I put whatever paraphernalia I've got in the center console but it slipped my mind. I get back in my car and drive home and get ready to smoke a bow... | 4 | 9 | |
1636151535 | 1636183493 | t3_qnmdq1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ok-Acadia-4259: TIFU by checking out my boyfriend's computer while he was at the store and discovering his secret fetish.
My boyfriend is 27 and I'm 25. We've been in a relationship since December 2020. Yesterday, my boyfriend decided to go to the store. I noticed his room was rather messy so I decided to clean it up w... | 3 | 6 | |
1636152307 | 1636153693 | t3_qnmmlw | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Infidel29: Wow. SMH. I'd say that's grounds for wrongful termination if they do fire you.
alexcatmeow: Right? If I get fired over a BUG I’ll lose it
shaunrundmc: Be ready with a lawyer
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1636153097 | 1636154512 | t3_qnmw1z | t5_2to41 | 12 | nul_mr: TIFU by gagging up acid
So, like 2 minutes ago I sat up in bed and quite a fair amount, at least it felt like, of acid came up and burnt heck of a lot. I coughed could not breathe and just shouted water to my gf who was luckily sitting next to me. I dranked like a litre of water, overdranatizing, and tried to c... | 6 | 2 | |
1636153093 | 1636153548 | t3_qnmw04 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Nature_Soldier: TIFU by not keeping a closer eye on my dogs.
My realization happened today, but I'm not sure yet if it's too late, or if its not an issue.
I just saw that my female dog is suuuuper swollen down there, meaning she's in heat. Now, she will be a year old in a month, and was in heat only a month ago, so I ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1636153859 | 1636205476 | t3_qnn55g | t5_2to41 | 897 | [deleted]: TIFU by mom-voicing my da
We live in a guest house on my parents' property (the housing market, amiright?) And are in the process of putting a new kitchen in. We've been eating meals in my parents' house and were planning on keeping that up until it was finished. Both of my kids eat in high chairs and, to mi... | 11 | 81.545455 | |
1636154342 | 1636155634 | t3_qnnak3 | t5_2to41 | 109 | pandizzy: TIFU by watching Madagascar 2
So, I'm on babysitting duty today and I asked my nephew if he wanted to watch a movie today. He said yes, and told me he wanted to watch a movie with a giraffe, a zebra and a lion. I took that to mean he wanted to watch Madagascar, but on our streaming service, only Madagascar 2 ... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1636156300 | 1636224958 | t3_qnnx2i | t5_2to41 | 9,972 | pervirgin_witch: TIFU by mistaking my cousin's new look for a Halloween costume
First time posting here. This happened last Sunday.
For a bit of context, my cousin and I went to school together for most of our lives. Our birthdays are just a couple days apart and we were always best friends. However, after finishing h... | 17 | 586.588235 | |
1636156685 | 1636157604 | t3_qno1ko | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU And CC'd an Email To My Entire Job
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AcrobaticSource3: > she told me “I wasn’t allowed to quit without notice”
That is 100% false. You are an at will employee. That means they can fire you without notice or you can quit without notice
L31FY: There's maybe one state that's *not* an at-will em... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1636160794 | 1636165866 | t3_qnoacz | t5_2to41 | 2 | fantsiatigress: So could you please be more specific because generally stop bringing like that isn't helpful. I wanted feedback from outside which is why I posted so really please be more specific.
That_Which_Lurks: You claim it's your best friend and basically come right out and say you don't care what she says or car... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1636158505 | 1636162240 | t3_qnomjn | t5_2to41 | 70 | tnharwal55: TIFU by getting capsaicin in my vagina.
I have a very large greenhouse, and as it's nearing the end of the season I am figuratively drowning in produce. I started cutting up peppers (sweet and spicy) and tomatoes to make shakshuka for the lean times.
I am also currently bleeding from my vagina. I u... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1636161955 | 1636173971 | t3_qnpntg | t5_2to41 | 22 | pizza_for_the_masses: TIFU by having a cystoscopy
A couple weeks ago I went in to emergency care to get a bout of frequent urination checked out. I was sent next to a urologist who asked a couple questions and in no time decided putting a camera up my manhood was the best course of option. I was dreading the procedure ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1636165849 | 1636190645 | t3_qnqta4 | t5_2to41 | 3,215 | mlogolepsy: TIFU by ordering a Carolina Reaper sandwich
This literally just happened, and oh my god, I'm *screwed* tomorrow.
So I order on UberEats a lot, right? It's convenient and I'm lazy. I know I shouldn't, since it adversely affects restaurants and it's more expensive, but man, I'm lazy. The place I'm ordering f... | 7 | 459.285714 | |
1636166344 | 1636175013 | t3_qnqyiv | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DookieToe: If she’s been using you, she was never your friend. Don’t count on weed gifts to change anything.
Jai427: She wasn't always like this. We really were best friends, hell I was even her favorite person. She's not a bad person and I love her more than anything. I fucked up... | 25 | 2.32 | |
1636167021 | 1636167703 | t3_qnr5m5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wildadragon: And I thought HH only meant Heil Hitler and this was gonna be a Nazi related post.
Edit: yeah I barely skimmed it.
femmefatalx: What else does it mean?? That’s what I thought it meant too
Edit: ahhhhhh never mind, found it 😂
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1636163459 | 1636244058 | t3_qnq3xe | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU The Wrong Way to Come Out of the Coat Closet: Accidental Racism
TIFU Well really it was in middle school around 20 years ago, but it is worth a tell.
So I attended a parochial private school for middle and High school. Because we all came from different surrounding areas, different school districts we... | 3 | 7 | |
1636174664 | 1636181836 | t3_qnt7li | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Broadside02195: You may be able to replace the stabilizers at a later date.
liongender: Unfortunately with this kind, it’s unlikely. They were physically attached to the board/keyholes themselves, and [this is what they look like. ](https://imgur.com/a/F3t2G7i)
I think the only w... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1636173825 | 1636179528 | t3_qnt029 | t5_2to41 | 133 | mayo_nuggetts: TIFU by searching for mummies on Reddit
Once in a while I like to watch documentaries or read articles about Egyptian mummies, bog bodies, catacombs, or nature, stuff like that. I've watched a lot of docs so I thought I'd try to find a subreddit or something that would be packed with info of the sort. I ... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1636174036 | 1636247967 | t3_qnt1wx | t5_2to41 | 173 | ExceedinglyGayWizard: TIFU by being cat burgled
Some context I live in a house with 5 adults and a cat, a very sweet cat but a sneaky and thieving one who lives and stashes his I'll gotten gains in the bedroom of a housemate of mine
Now to the fuck up, I'm no stranger to cat burglaries of my bedroom. Hair ties, rubber... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1636178293 | 1636186011 | t3_qnu254 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Squallywrath: Just send the money back to your brother like you were going to with your mom, then tell him. Easy?
Professional-Fish649: The thing is, he doesn’t have cash app or any of those apps
Squallywrath: If you have his card on your phone you have his bank details, do a dire... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1636178326 | 1636310160 | t3_qnu2f2 | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DemonaDrache: School attendance is down. Reapply to the schools you turned down and I'll bet you get in. It's not the end of the world!
gorli-: Thanks<3 Ngl i don’t even want to go to uni lmao this is a whole mess
DemonaDrache: Try something like welding school. Welders make s... | 9 | 5.777778 | |
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raven080068: He's 3, in diapers still, AND in a crib? Holy hell
j150052: Night nappies go for a while. Takes a bit before kids can go through the night. Besides, pretty okay and normal for a 3 yr old (one that’s just turned 3) to still want to wear nappies during the day a bit.
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1636181034 | 1636299395 | t3_qnuoj7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pauldeanbumgarner: If you decided not to talk about it, then why post it here?
Atharwhale: good question
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1636185156 | 1636302479 | t3_qnvktn | t5_2to41 | 21,174 | functi0nalPsych0path: TIFU by getting my wife kicked out of hobby store.
TIFU by embarrassing my wife.
Short one
Today on my way from home I called my wife to plan for the weekend. She answered and we had normal talk as usual.
Then I said "hey when I get home tonight can I eat your (cat)"
Then she said "my full na... | 25 | 846.96 | |
1636185087 | 1636211003 | t3_qnvkb7 | t5_2to41 | 706 | Wearytraveler50000: TIFU by eating 100 Benadryl pills while sleepwalking and od;ed
TIFU to preface this story it all happend when I was 15 years old but I didn't know about reddit at the time so here we are. I was dreaming but unfortunately when I was younger I used to be able to sleep walk every once in a blue moon ne... | 8 | 88.25 | |
1636186694 | 1636203491 | t3_qnvwle | t5_2to41 | 23 | idiotiam1: TIFU by kicking a man in the balls (he was trying to return me my phone)
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NoAttentionAtWrk: You need to do some soul searching about why a young man saying "hey" made you scared. This was a good person that was trying to help you, and you assaulted them. And ran away.
You also should figure out wh... | 10 | 2.3 | |
1636188464 | 1636238990 | t3_qnwa4i | t5_2to41 | 288 | Jon__Snuh: TIFU by accidentally stealing my neighbors cat.
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, more like 10 years ago
So when I was in college a shared an apartment with some friends. We were on the second story and our back patio had stairs that you could take down to ground level. Well one night I see a cat out on ... | 8 | 36 | |
1636192017 | 1636223688 | t3_qnx1d4 | t5_2to41 | 534 | hummymai: tifu by not putting away a dildo right after using it
so, this didn't happen just now. fortunately it's been a few years since but I won't ever be able to forget this very moment. tifu by not putting away a dildo right after using it.
I had a lovely night with my partner involving a real-looking, not so smal... | 5 | 106.8 | |
1636197880 | 1636247633 | t3_qnyamh | t5_2to41 | 2,043 | Crypto_Idiot_101: TIFU by ignoring my wife's sage financial advice
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IronicEyeCancer: Those crypto coins are pump and dump schemes for major hedge funds. If someone tells you something is gonna moon, I wouldn't trust it. How many of these coins would you invest in and lose a ton of money? Would you even sell at... | 16 | 127.6875 | |
1636199556 | 1636225025 | t3_qnyood | t5_2to41 | 53 | honcohi: TIFU by getting drunk and embarrassing my wife
Tifu, my wife had to go to an art after dark event at 6pm with her work friends but I had a golf tournament/fundraiser at 10am. I left the fundraiser early to go pick up pizza for me and my kids but not before having about 6 double shots. I didn't eat at all tha... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1636206909 | 1636208523 | t3_qo0qrf | t5_2to41 | 33 | KGB_cutony: TIFU by overdoing meditation
Let me start by confessing that I've been a lazy bum for the past two years and gained a lot of weight.
I got an Apple Watch for bday, with it came 3 months of free fitness. Sure, why not. My sheep brain really wanted to close the rings, so I started following the workouts. I k... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1636208510 | 1636253939 | t3_qo190h | t5_2to41 | 199 | JakethePandas: TIFU by watching Eternals
To start, I had no information on this movie, but my brother asked if I wanted to see "that new marvel movie". The last movie I saw in theaters was Endgame, which was pre - corona. Marvel hasn't let me down yet, so I agreed.
We arrive at the theater as the movie begins, but we... | 9 | 22.111111 | |
1636170765 | 1636232400 | t3_qns6na | t5_2to41 | 45 | themaniacsaid: TIFU by throwing away my wedding ring
Obligatory note, FU happened around a week ago - realization of what happened just occurred!
I recently found a long forgotten jewelry box (around 5 years out of sight and mind) packed to the brim with stuff I worked in my 20's. For a multitude of different reasons... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1636219449 | 1636220729 | t3_qo4x93 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DeahDeLegande: There is no way this is real
Kardis_J: That was my initial reaction as well. If it was true, that guy needs a psychologist last week.
DeahDeLegande: There are definitely dudes out there who would do this
But posting it on reddit afterward? Nah
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1636220129 | 1636248362 | t3_qo55ed | t5_2to41 | 11 | profkm7: TIFU by doing situps
Not "today" per se, it's been a month since the fuckup...
I am not a fitness fanatic or a gymbro. I live away from my home and hadn't been there in a year. I decided 2 months ago that I'd visit them. I thought to myself that I should try to shape up a little bit before visiting parents an... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1636191356 | 1636237280 | t3_qnwwf3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Alikona_05: TIFU by being allergic to bandaids
Specifically, I am allergic to most medical adhesives, not the latex. I’ve had reactions to things like bandaids, athletic tape, feminine pads, etc.
My fuck up started yesterday when I went in to get my bc injection. Usually I either bring my own bandaid, tell the nurse ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1636224200 | 1636228999 | t3_qo6i5v | t5_2to41 | 198 | Longjumping-Boat-389: TIFU by killing a satellite
I’ve been working on this small satellite project in various roles for 2 years now and I’ve recently gotten to get hands on experience with the satellite. It has now been fully integrated and is undergoing some testing before the environmental testing and launch.
So, ... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1636227626 | 1636305118 | t3_qo7m31 | t5_2to41 | 33,615 | throwtakeawayay: TIFU by telling a girl she needs to see a doctor
This was about 3 years back and it hit me like a truck while I was watching TV today.
I met this girl at a camping event and we hit it off pretty well. I was pretty damn religious at the time and took the whole “no sex before marriage” rule to heart.
D... | 11 | 3,055.909091 | |
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sun4moon: Don’t be embarrassed, if anything she should be embarrassed. Also, it’s never a good idea to date/fool around your boss, so she fucked up twice. You can’t lose your job without cause, and it would be pretty hard to pin you for anything outside of work hours. Keep your he... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1636228919 | 1636326342 | t3_qo81ca | t5_2to41 | 8,596 | nsfwollower: TIFU by remembering all of reddit's dating advice and deciding to send an ass pic to a girl I like
This happened just a few hours ago. There's this girl that I always liked in high school but timing of things just never worked out. She's a senior in college now and I'm recently graduated and both of our SO... | 10 | 859.6 | |
1636235979 | 1636242957 | t3_qoab7i | t5_2to41 | 2,395 | gagarila: TIFU by getting a hicky (NSFW)
So ordered my (M33) first dildo a few weeks ago, and eagerly awaited for it.
Once it arrives in my country i gotta fill out information for the customs and i mess up the first time so the arrival is delayed by like 4days cause of two days of holiday prolonging the weekend, the w... | 6 | 399.166667 | |
1636238267 | 1636294346 | t3_qob1ll | t5_2to41 | 251 | PhishXD: TIFU by telling my best friend I had feelings for her
I (24M) feel like crap a bit today and just need to rant it out a bit.
So basically in March, my ex of a year and a half broke up with me giving me some bs excuse that was obviously not the real reason. She just didn't want to talk about it then blocked me... | 12 | 20.916667 | |
1636239776 | 1636256663 | t3_qobizk | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bumblebee-is-upset: TIFU somewhat big time
My mom has this super annoying habit.
This week she planned for my family to go rock climbing next weekend. And during that time span she draws her expectations extremely high and if you upset her, you're fucked.
Today I was being told to do my homework. As usual i was be... | 3 | 6 | |
1636241907 | 1636243045 | t3_qoc6fa | t5_2to41 | 45 | MindfulSeadragon: TIFU by being in a cult as a teen and the power of horny came over me. I did the deed in a room of over 30 people. I was never invited back again.
No throwaway because it was an effective way of never being invited to join Cult Sunday school again. It also happened when I was a horny teen.
I was a p... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
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irmuhaj: why do this feels like /r/AmItheAsshole post
KLWSS: My friend u have sent the right group. But from this I would give ESH.
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1636241023 | 1636273579 | t3_qobwrr | t5_2to41 | 37 | banberka: TIFU by not realizing that my computer can't speak english and wasted my whole saturday coding a simple "AI" for nothing
This technically happened yesterday since it is 2 AM on a sunday at the moment. TL; DR at the end if you want to skip the story
So last week, i decided that i am going to learn to code for... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1636246273 | 1636246795 | t3_qodiej | t5_2to41 | 55 | Op_en_mi_nd: TIFU by burying my "dead" hamster.
This happened a while ago before we got married, me and my Wife got a hamster. We had it for about 3 months when we came home one day and it was laid out in it's cage all cute. Wife says, "awe look how its sleeping". I walked up a immediately knew, I just turned around ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1636245929 | 1636263386 | t3_qodebo | t5_2to41 | 32 | IncognitoFutherMuck: TIFU by almost dying in the night
I've had some wicked heartburn for days that doesn't hit until night time. At around midnight every night I've been chomping on Tums. Now my original fuck up was buying the wrong damn Tums in the first place. I know I like the assorted fruit flavors most but I was ... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1636246998 | 1636296335 | t3_qodq5h | t5_2to41 | 1,408 | Rivrunnr1: TIFU by throwing out old green chile in my field out back
Happened last night. So I make some mean green chile. It’s kind of a Colorado tradition and I make it every couple weeks or so. For those of you who don’t know, this is like a thick pork stew. It’s great on everything. Last time I made it, about a we... | 7 | 201.142857 | |
1636249473 | 1636251319 | t3_qoefuv | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by referencing a close friends deepest insecurity in a tasteless joke to that same friend
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DiskEducational3654: Try finding a good therapist. Sounds like you aren't really in control of yourself and it scares you. It should. But recognizing there's a problem is the first step to fixing it. Next... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1636253103 | 1636253639 | t3_qofgpx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PaintBoss: “Accidentally”
chris17453: Accidently on purpose /s
Stuff happens... if she was sleeping close enough to cup them..eh i wouldnt worry. Let her know you feel bad. Dont wait. Just clear the air and move on.
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1636253475 | 1636256395 | t3_qofkl1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | forgeOfStars: TIFU by getting piercings and making two guys think I wanted to eat someone out
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
I don't always pick up on the implied meaning of things like phrases or, in this case, gestures. This hasn't been a problem before (that I know of), but became a problem tonight.
It star... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1636254809 | 1636264375 | t3_qofxjn | t5_2to41 | 41 | Creative-Wolverine: TIFU by not managing my browser windows.
Do you close your tabs after engaging in funny business? Yes? Then you're a genius. I, apparently, don't have 2 brain cells to rub together.
This happened today, and I'm sure the cringe will drag me into a spiraling depression as the weeks go on, I'm alread... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1636254939 | 1636289370 | t3_qofytz | t5_2to41 | 10 | Rosemarie_Fritzell: TIFU By humiliating myself in front of a librarian
Setting:
The school in our area has a program where people ages seventeen and up can volunteer to meet every week in with groups of about three to five kids plus two or three other volunteers to help them out with homework, bullying, social life, e... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1636257592 | 1636268191 | t3_qogo2e | t5_2to41 | 22 | x_jeff_was_taken_x: TIFU by not talking to a cute girl at the airport
so things start off at the departure of the first airport, i (17M) was sitting down near my gate with a cup of coffee, when i first saw her, she was just roaming around, she was slender and looked about my age, she was wearing black glasses, a full s... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1636260166 | 1636260968 | t3_qohbtu | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the wrong girl to prom
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psyreignXD: I know it's crazy, but you could still ask A to go on a date with you.
soabss: I kinda did after senior year but she moved on lol
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1636260423 | 1636262040 | t3_qohe48 | t5_2to41 | 127 | aslfingerspell: TIFU by cutting a pizza on my roommate's nonstick pan.
My roommate is gone this weekend so I decided to take advantage of having the whole kitchen to myself and prepare a whole pizza from scratch. This sounds pretty mundane, but I have a personal curse where every time I try to make pizza from scratch, ... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1636260261 | 1636272774 | t3_qohcor | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Tigen13: What is with all these fwb? Just make a commitment already.
Everyone is so afraid of getting hurt that they want to avoid acknowledging that they have feelings for another person. Unsurprisingly, most of the time someone's feelings get hurt and fwb relationship ends jus... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1636266076 | 1636304037 | t3_qoiq6h | t5_2to41 | 64 | SealWithNVGs: Tifu by clogging my toilet and getting covered in shit
So it all began when I entered my bathroom after one week out, I found a fucking used tampon laying on my sink (btw Im male 18yo and I live with my parents). I was confused and thought that maybe the maid that works in my house left that there for som... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1636278762 | 1636414790 | t3_qolepz | t5_2to41 | 17 | Spad3s3s: TIFU by agreeing to serve in the army UPDATE
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aureliustratos: man, those army recruit videos are depicting reality. so glad in the country i live in nobody will never ask me about my pronouns.
DorkasaurusRex6: Why is that?
aureliustratos: because in my country they understand that the demographic de... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1636279935 | 1636331606 | t3_qolnmx | t5_2to41 | 15,041 | nyccfan: TIFU by not being able to notice "subtle" hints
I was reminded of this by a recent post on here and commented on there but I'm sure that will be buried.
This was not today, this was almost 25 years ago.
When I was 18 I went to a water park with friends. There was one part where you jump on this trampoline wh... | 13 | 1,157 | |
1636280876 | 1636335268 | t3_qolulv | t5_2to41 | 762 | Leetsds: TIFU by crashing a $1m machine
Disclaimer: this happened a few weeks ago but finally decided to post it.
I am an aerospace CNC machinist for a small company that makes airplane parts. This fuck up took place a few weeks ago but still consistently bothers me. I am responsible for all maintenance and operation... | 8 | 95.25 | |
1636284837 | 1636286679 | t3_qomqx8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Capable-Leave-6067: TIFU by forgetting to clean up my sex toys.
So I'm a male person that has an addiction to porn or anything like that and I jerk off a lot. I bought a vibrating rubber sleeve cause it was getting harder for me to finish faster and just keep going with my life. I still live with my parents and didn't ... | 3 | 5 | |
1636285216 | 1636339352 | t3_qomtxc | t5_2to41 | 583 | please_give_me_bells: TIFU by reading shrek smut
This happened a few months ago actually, but I just remembered this sub exists and i couldn't not post it here.
So sometimes out of pure boredom I like to go on discord VCs and read stupid shit to entertain my online friends, ie shrek smut, Kanye West x reader that kind... | 14 | 41.642857 | |
1636290699 | 1636367818 | t3_qoo958 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Far_Charity_1017: TIFU - By getting too exited in my bachelor party
Four months ago, I married to my wife (K). Two weeks earlier, one of my best friends, coworker of mine (N), and someone that I hold very dear, prepared a bachelor party, one shared with my future wife and me.
The thing is that the majority of the peop... | 3 | 1 | |
1636292623 | 1636606679 | t3_qooslk | t5_2to41 | 931 | NoBiggieProbably: TIFU by paying 2000 USD to a scammer for laptop and a graphic card using crypto
This happened on last friday....
So my semester at the university begins next month, I've been looking to buy a laptop because recently sold my old one which was really slow.
I've been browsing on OLX lately for a secon... | 8 | 116.375 | |
1636293985 | 1636324713 | t3_qop7wi | t5_2to41 | 60 | big_black_peacock: TIFU by telling my best friend (and crush) that I had a dream where we were together and expecting a child
In advance, sorry for any english mistakes, it's my second language.
Ok, just for context, I've been friends with this girl for 4-5 years now, and we've always been close. During the pandemic, ... | 3 | 20 | |
1636296446 | 1636314104 | t3_qopzha | t5_2to41 | 154 | Hamcheesey7: TIFU by leaving no-no pictures out
Sorry if my words are a bit weird, I'm on mobile and still not used to this phone.
This just happened around 40 minutes ago when I woke up today, but the history goes back a week, so I'll begin there.
Last week, I was bored in class, so I decided to draw a naked female ... | 14 | 11 | |
1636297275 | 1636301693 | t3_qoq9gq | t5_2to41 | 29 | BarfAccount: TIFU by accidently comparing a short man with a pony
This was a few years back. I was with a friend of mine skiing. And we got this guy to pick us up and take us everyday for cheap because he was a distant friend of my mom.
We were waiting with my friend when this huge black truck parks in front of us and... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1636304151 | 1636316213 | t3_qorjlv | t5_2to41 | 14 | Significant-Onion-21: Part of caring about your partner is caring about any illnesses they might have. Most people who give a shit about their spouse would encourage them to stay away from foods that cause pain, discomfort, or other sickness. Pretty ridiculous to say it’s “none of your business” because it absolutely i... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1636301819 | 1636347130 | t3_qorr7v | t5_2to41 | 2,073 | anonymousmiku: TIFU by not eating for days and almost dying
So, I have depression and sometimes I am too depressed to eat anything. I’m also on medication for ADHD, and a side effect of that is a loss of appetite. The combination of these two things enables me to fast for days without even realizing I’m hungry or need ... | 13 | 159.461538 | |
1636302680 | 1636508974 | t3_qos1v2 | t5_2to41 | 21,682 | ThrownAwayForever234: TIFU: I'm the biggest idiot on this planet
Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
My girlfriend probably won't ever have sex with me again, or atleast for weeks.
Today me (M29) and my girlfriend (F25) we're getting saucy on the bed. And me knowing she loves when i rim her, so she goes on her... | 13 | 1,667.846154 | |
1636306287 | 1636309908 | t3_qotd0f | t5_2to41 | 197 | wxguy215: TIFU by asking my coworker how her woodworking project was progressing...
Not today, over 15 years ago....
One of my coworkers was building a "hope chest" for a wedding gift to a friend of hers. We had talked about it at some point in the previous few weeks before this day. She stops in my department to talk... | 3 | 65.666667 | |
1636312145 | 1636331730 | t3_qovfj2 | t5_2to41 | 1,156 | refundpending: TIFU By Taking My (24f) Boyfriend (24m) To Donate Blood.
Disclaimer, this actually happened on our 3rd date, so it would've been in February if this year. I am a huge advocate for donating blood, and I have donated many times and I really enjoy the experience, and fully recommend anyone that can to attem... | 5 | 231.2 | |
1636316270 | 1636333013 | t3_qowuid | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not talking to my friend.
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WhatTheFluxSay: Contact their brother if you're desperate.
Someone noted that you showed integrity by atill not cotacting them here, but I also say you're showing integrity - there is a reason you aren't talking to them, and *that* continues to be important. Breac... | 3 | 2 | |
1636308824 | 1636357338 | t3_qou9dl | t5_2to41 | 316 | eddododo: TIFU by letting a possum in the house at midnight.
My wife and I recently bought a new house, and moved in with our kids, 4 and 1.
It’s kind of an odd house, as it used to be 1300 ft.², but was added on to total 2600 ft.² off of the large living room, there is a whole second kitchen- it’s not equipped curre... | 5 | 63.2 | |
1636317526 | 1636407031 | t3_qox9tn | t5_2to41 | 40 | LiT_SubZer0: TIFU by taking a recording of my friend’s car
I’ll try to keep things short. My friends and I are really into cars; one thing we really enjoy doing is listening to cars in our free time - mostly on YouTube, but sometimes in real life as well. My brother’s friend just got his drivers license and has been mo... | 8 | 5 | |
1636307221 | 1636363077 | t3_qotoup | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being blinded by my own low self esteem
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DovahFerret: This post feels like a cry for help. I think you should talk to a professional about your family problems.
abcdecba: Ahaha thanks for the concern, I already am just very open to be honest
DovahFerret: Oh okay. I'm sorry if my comment came... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1636319697 | 1636383886 | t3_qoy0ik | t5_2to41 | 340 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cousin dictate my relationship
I (19F) have been having some issues with my now ex (22M). He recently started a new job and moved out of his parents home for the very first time. Because of how much work he has to do he hasn’t been able to make time for me this past month. It hurt when I c... | 15 | 22.666667 |
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