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1636321193 | 1636323460 | t3_qoyihp | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CoffeeWithTobble: If this is real, you deserved it. What a creep.
SteenTNS: lol, what did he reply? I just see his comment has been deleted
CoffeeWithTobble: Basically that it wasn't right what they did and feeling sorry for himself.
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1636320492 | 1636380222 | t3_qoya28 | t5_2to41 | 148 | Kitsune257: TIFU by thinking my jeep wrangler could take on anything (pictures included).
This all began about 45 minutes to an hour ago when my mom had suggested that I should take my siblings off-roading in the jeep. There are several nearby high-voltage powerlines that are cut clear where offloading is possible. We ... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1636322231 | 1636330638 | t3_qoyv82 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu by forgetting to turn off my flash
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WannaGoodName: I think the fuck up is you deciding to perv on some young women and take a sexualized picture of them when they’re just trying to enjoy themselves.
Theyre people, not objects.
Truth be told, this belongs in AITA so you can realize how fucked up... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1636322107 | 1636375077 | t3_qoytlv | t5_2to41 | 6,925 | Broncos_Fan: TIFU by having sex with my wife
We all love a good sex gone wrong story, right? Well this one happened to me last night/this morning. I worked my butt off yesterday doing laundry, cleaning the house, taking care of the kids… you know, really earning some midnight fun.
With the time change, we took our ti... | 8 | 865.625 | |
1636322706 | 1636327089 | t3_qoz1dd | t5_2to41 | 13 | Alternative_Clerk290: TIFU by having friends who all leave soon
I fucked up long ago but I came to a realization today that all my friends that I am hanging out with and making plans going on trips etc are all going to slowly graduate and leave in the next few months, and I have to make new friends from scratch.
It i... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1636325634 | 1636329799 | t3_qp0131 | t5_2to41 | 10 | awaythrowblue: Tifu by racing some girls
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No-Vacation3305: That's actually a beautiful swimsuit. The ruching on the midsection will do wonders to take the focus off your shrunken peepee.
But for real, that's a nice suit, I kinda want to find it and order one.
awaythrowblue: My penis isn't shrunken ok
pinkshir... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1636327487 | 1636329311 | t3_qp0mow | t5_2to41 | 13 | Special_Muffin_7029: TIFU by talking to a girl too soon
Me and my ex-girlfriend, with whom I had an amazing time without any discussions or bad times, dated for 1,5 years and everything was perfect untill it was not, when I stopped having feelings for her (no reason, perfect girl, I just dont feel like it and I am sad ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1636331955 | 1636332229 | t3_qp209d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to the beach
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Mugger89: Didn’t you already post this massive lie story?
atlcog: A few times already.
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1636333194 | 1636421611 | t3_qp2dte | t5_2to41 | 713 | Scorpiotiq: TIFU by laughing at my dad's funeral
Context: my dad left me when I was 7, but before that he wasn't really present in my life so I've always treated him like a stranger and he never made efforts to be in my life.
Three years ago dad dies in a car accident and even though he wasn't a real dad to me, I had ... | 6 | 118.833333 | |
1636336616 | 1636338258 | t3_qp3eav | t5_2to41 | 48 | IcyyFrost: TIFU by forgetting to check up on my mom
A little context about me. I am 19F, I’m in online college. When I can’t focus on my homework because of my mother I go to my bf’s place.
Context about my mother who is in her late 50s. I know no mother or person isn’t perfect she does what she can and I don’t judge... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1636338857 | 1636416078 | t3_qp42nr | t5_2to41 | 2,195 | dark_wolf1994: TIFU by not bringing a trailer so everyone's gonna know I'm homeless
I uprooted to a new place and started a new job last week servicing heavy equipment. Last week was watch-and-learn training, I didn't need any tools and really just learned what goes into each machine each day.
I live in a camper shel... | 6 | 365.833333 | |
1636339242 | 1636340330 | t3_qp46nw | t5_2to41 | 60 | DontDrinkAcetone: TIFU by flooding my goddamn bathroom with skull degreasing water
So for the past few years, one of my biggest hobbies has been bone collecting, and I spend a fair amount of time processing bones I've found and cleaning them up. My dad recently entrusted me to clean up a couple of his deer skulls, and ... | 5 | 12 | |
1636341687 | 1636344240 | t3_qp4wmv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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redbucket75: Any chance you've lost a lot of weight? I passed out (just... stood up from the couch and woke up on the floor) a couple months ago. Doc said after losing 100lbs in a year my body doesn't know how to operate with low blood pressure. My BP hasn't been below the medical... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1636344266 | 1636665118 | t3_qp5lr7 | t5_2to41 | 1,191 | MarshmallowCookiePie: TIFU for letting my boyfriend make breakfast for me.
So, my boyfriend is really persistent on what he wants to do during sex, he pressured me in giving him a blowjob and tried to pressure me to swallow his cum last week, but I told him no because I have a very sensitive stomach.
Anyways, today, ... | 15 | 79.4 | |
1636348371 | 1636357087 | t3_qp6nx1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ButInThe90sThough: TIFU by not studying the answer sheet my teacher gave out during review for our finals, Failing the exam, then dropping my gpa lower than the requirement to graduate.
Backstory:
This happened In college some years ago during senior year. A lot of things happened the year prior including a family di... | 3 | 5 | |
1636353051 | 1636381848 | t3_qp7rp7 | t5_2to41 | 8,395 | Mum-Thinks-Im-Cool: TIFU: By accidentally "letting go" on my Tinder date.
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KrAzY_TsEnG: Usualy you pay double for that kind of action. Lol jk. But im sure later on when the stars fades away, you'll think back and laugh about it.
Mum-Thinks-Im-Cool: I laugh about it already.
For all my attempts at distance ... | 10 | 839.5 | |
1636351839 | 1636409984 | t3_qp7hjp | t5_2to41 | 85 | Wdrussell1: TIFU: By triggering my own PTSD....and looking like a total idiot.
So today was the day to play D&D with my group. Well, I use my work laptop to remote to my gaming desktop to run everything remotely. Just in case my laptop dies while we play and I can easily save notes to just one place.
Well, we play... | 11 | 7.727273 | |
1636357126 | 1636413008 | t3_qp8o9d | t5_2to41 | 9 | Chiruyu: TIFU by cleaning my laptop
Rectified the FU moments ago, thought I'd share the experience here.
There was a lot of dust accumulated on my laptop screen and keyboard, and I thought it's time to clean things up. I first brushed off the loose dust, but then couldn't find my screen cleaner spray. I was in a hurry... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1636366203 | 1636403553 | t3_qpakyl | t5_2to41 | 1,655 | rubik-3141: TIFU: i ate the devil's sausage and instantly regretted it
This happened this last summer.
In Italy we have a thing called nduja, it's like a paste of meat "waste" and a shit ton of pepper (it's literally the sausage of the devil). I can't really buy it where i live, but sometimes a friend of my dad gives ... | 8 | 206.875 | |
1636367421 | 1636370120 | t3_qpaucr | t5_2to41 | 0 | DarthFargus05: TIFU by going onto this subreddit for ideas for a film school portfolio application
I'm applying to a film school, i was hoping to shoot a comedy/coming of age short film, but my mind has been blank for weeks. then i realized reddit usually has one of those subreddits with funny/entertaining stories t... | 4 | 0 | |
1636365803 | 1636404133 | t3_qpahq4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Flareshu: TIFU by talking shit about my boss and not realising they were standing right behind me the whole time.
I was talking to a lady (while waiting for my public transport) about my job and boss (she was asking) and she asked what my boss is like i told her that my boss was dodgy and told her some of the things he... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1636367789 | 1636404599 | t3_qpaxb4 | t5_2to41 | 192 | MagnificentColossus: TIFU by sending a nonsensical voicemail to my biggest client
I called a client today to try and help them with an issue they're having. This is one of our biggest and most important clients. The guy in charge is nice, but very quick to annoyance.
Anyway, I call him up and it goes to his voicemail ... | 4 | 48 | |
1636372926 | 1636374108 | t3_qpc5nq | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Vast_Reflection: You need therapy. At 27, you need more coping mechanisms than just the idea that only one person can make you happy.
Olivineyes: This, op get yourself a therapist. You'll enjoy having someone to talk through things with.
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1636349253 | 1636377695 | t3_qp6vn9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bradleyshred: TIFU: Ant apocalypse
This happened a few years back. My then girlfriend and I woke up early one morning and decided to have a little fun before we both had to leave for the day. After we are getting dressed we notice a few wet spots on the bed no big deal I'll clean it up after work i thought. In the mean... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1636378376 | 1636381093 | t3_qpdpk2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | SApphier_the_human: TIFU I learned that I don't know how to stand up for anyone.
Hi reddit. This happpened two weeks ago but I haven't stopped shaking enought to type since.
Two fridays ago, I fucked up. There is this group of girls thst have been bulling me and my friends for years and just grenerally making our live... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1636379129 | 1636383621 | t3_qpdxug | t5_2to41 | 421 | MarshmallowCookiePie: TIFU by letting my boyfriend make breakfast for me [UPDATE]
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Oryihn: If he tries to retaliate or gets violent, dm me. I will help however needed.
JickRamesMitch: Replace the cum sandwich pedo with the white knight pedo.
I want to see the montage thats in your head of what happens the da... | 7 | 60.142857 | |
1636381413 | 1636386490 | t3_qpeoc7 | t5_2to41 | 59 | SCSAFAN316: TIFU by no double checking dates
So for a bit of a backstory, I lost my cousin last January suddenly and it took a toll on me. We had grown up together and we were brothers. I was the best man at his wedding. His death really hit me hard.
I remembered that he had a tattoo of things he loved and I wante... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1636382930 | 1636390085 | t3_qpf6p2 | t5_2to41 | 8,317 | httpsgeorgia: TIFU: by getting way too high and having sex
This morning I had my FWB around and we decided to smoke weed before having sex. I’ve only ever had sex while high once and it was when I was coming down off my buzz. Everything was fine, we had sex and started to clean up and right as we were about to get into... | 16 | 519.8125 | |
1636384252 | 1636408685 | t3_qpfm84 | t5_2to41 | 490 | ChrisTaliaferro: TIFU by concerning my neighbors by playing Doja Cat loudly and screaming about STD's in a Kermit The Frog voice for like 5 minutes straight
Happened at 6 am today.
To make a long story short I live in an apartment building and I *always* try to be courteous to my neighbors in terms of making noise...... | 6 | 81.666667 | |
1636384330 | 1636392721 | t3_qpfn34 | t5_2to41 | 9 | GabrielB04: TIFU by not being honest with my crush
We're both sophomore year and have an open friendship. We talk about many things, laugh and flirt with eachother. She has this habit of drawing hearts on my copybook and hands. I asked her once amused why she does it and she said "because I love you". My dumb ass insta... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1636385821 | 1636417102 | t3_qpg4oc | t5_2to41 | 49 | swissa45: TIFU by forgetting today is memorial day
so this was a few years ago when i was in between jobs.
a little back story, i live in Israel and each year there is a memorial day for the fallen soldiers and in that day there is a 1 minute that a horn is blown and everyone is standing still to recognize and appreci... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1636387624 | 1636400716 | t3_qpgr8j | t5_2to41 | 146 | bebrasofficial: TIFU by getting my 8 year old cousin drunk !
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Wanni25: I feel like I've read this exact story before. Right down to the slushies from sonic.
Acct0424: You have. Someone else posted it a year ago.
Wanni25: Knew it.
Ozemba: As soon as it said Jamaican rum I knew.
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1636388216 | 1636407241 | t3_qpgyly | t5_2to41 | 950 | TinktheChi: TIFU by not announcing my presence to the painters
I took today off work. The condo Corp is painting my front door as well as a few garden doors in my unit. It's a 2 storey with 2 bedrooms upstairs.
I advised them via email I would be home during the painting but that the painters could just let themselv... | 6 | 158.333333 | |
1636387717 | 1636400877 | t3_qpgsg0 | t5_2to41 | -15 | Baby_Kitty_Lu: TIFU I think I'm losing a friend
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BYEenbro: Another sex before marriage gone wrong story. r/tifu in a nutshell
true_suppeee: >Another sex before marriage gone wrong story. r/tifu in a nutshell
Another Redditor who has never experienced an orgasm.
BYEenbro: Whats your point? Blindy follow you... | 8 | -1.875 | |
1636390469 | 1636408460 | t3_qphqe0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by flooding a family friends’ house and continuing to make mistakes lately
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duckysmomma: Oh man, that sucks. In the future, never EVER flush anything other than toilet paper down a toilet. Even flushable wipes can cause clogs, especially in older plumbing. Tampons are also not flushable, no mat... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1636390279 | 1636400139 | t3_qpho26 | t5_2to41 | 18 | nitebomber: TIFU by not reading the Health and Safety information.
So, this actually is happening right now and I am currently suffering the consequences of my actions .tl;Dr at bottom. On mobile, sorry for formatting, also struggling through a mild caffeine overdose. Sorry about weirdness.
A few months ago my girlfr... | 3 | 6 | |
1636392368 | 1636409120 | t3_qpif0l | t5_2to41 | 279 | apaulo_18: TIFU by touching 2 live wires together and seeing a big yellow spot
A couple of weeks ago one of the wall sockets in parents kitchen died. It was old, probably hadn’t been replaced in 20 or 30 years. So my parents bought a new one to replace it and asked me if I could do it. It’s an easy job so I said sure a... | 11 | 25.363636 | |
1636395871 | 1636443940 | t3_qpjp8p | t5_2to41 | 1,407 | Tonycivic: tifu by calling my drive through cashier's bluff
So today, I went to a local fast food place for lunch and swung through the drive through and ordered a sandwich with a side of tater tots and a root beer float.
The cashier took my money and then gave me the root beer float with a straw and a spoon. Once I ... | 8 | 175.875 | |
1636398250 | 1636399040 | t3_qpklg2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU - Kissed my girlfriends best friend
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Dealio4NY: Stop getting extremely drunk.
90% of "oops, I cheated" starts with, "I was drunk".
PatSteh92: Yep this is correct. I once gave my phone # to a bartender when I was already in a happy relationship. Alcohol can make a person frisky.
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1636399724 | 1636432360 | t3_qpl4g7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ramuthuk: TIFU by uttering the F word in am argument with a female neighbor
This happened last week during the holidays here. Beginning with the backdrop of where I stay, I am from India generally living in tier1 cities for almost a decade. Recently moved to a tier2 nonetheless. Over the last month or so been having is... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1636400584 | 1636401026 | t3_qplfg6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an inappropriate joke to a subordinate who was taking the day off sick
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Socolimes: Hold up…you sent the fifty bucks? I’m surprised HR didn’t throw you directly out a window.
Unlucky_Low_6254: Why would they??
Socolimes: From an outside POV, you tried to pay someone to bury an HR issue... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1636399418 | 1636533195 | t3_qpl0kc | t5_2to41 | 2,007 | SweetPotato224: TIFU by flashing my tits to a creep
So this happened like an hour ago and i cant sleep.
So today morning a random guy messaged me asking how i was. I had no idea who it was but i am also not very confident so i decided to give it a day and try to remember who it was before blocking him.
Fast forward t... | 7 | 286.714286 | |
1636402320 | 1636429685 | t3_qpm1q1 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Jumbo-Cactuar: TIFU by dishwashing my clothes
So for a bit of background, I moved out of my parents house about 4 or 5 months ago and I've been living in a little flat on my own since. Out into the big open world, going to have to do all my own cooking and cleaning etc. Should be fun!
I was doing my super market shopp... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1636402998 | 1636411369 | t3_qpmage | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing my friends bra home
i discovered that i had a bra in my drawer that *absolutely* was not mine. i must’ve brought it home from my friend’s house, but i have no idea how it got in my bag in the first place. i was packing my bag in a rush and must’ve stuffed it in or something, but that still l... | 4 | 8 | |
1636404971 | 1636467045 | t3_qpmzog | t5_2to41 | 7,062 | [deleted]: TIFU accidentally grabbed co workers boob
Backstory I am a 19m working in my families restaurant and this girl recently started(2 months) and shes 23f with a kid and her husband is in jail. We are really close and touch each other appropriately regularly. E.g. pat on back, handshake etc. she occasionally win... | 11 | 642 | |
1636409447 | 1636511522 | t3_qpom1c | t5_2to41 | 15 | yettie_master_365: TIFU: by puking all over the back of a packed bus.
So this happened 3 days ago now...I ended up going to the mall and did some shopping. While I was at the mall, I stopped at the food court to grab something to eat and i get a burger from A&W with fries and a soda, I sat down and ate my food. I w... | 3 | 5 | |
1636413004 | 1636414121 | t3_qppuft | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwingaway___h: TIFU by staring at my crush for too long and creeping him out.
Doing this on a throwaway since there are some people I don’t want seeing this.
I’m realizing how much of an emotional wreck I am. For context, I have this really bad crush on a dude that doesn’t really know me well. I started liking hi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1636414334 | 1636414793 | t3_qpqaaw | t5_2to41 | 42 | PANdemonium_person: TIFU by faking my grades as a prank and sending it to my mom
Okay, so I am a pretty good student (despite me falling asleep in class everyday) I study and and do all of my homework to the fullest extent. My grades reflected this as I got nothing below aa 95% when my teacher gave me my report card. I... | 3 | 14 | |
1636413839 | 1636419931 | t3_qpq4f8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Error_Heavy: TIFU by looking at a house by myself but not reading the listing details
For context, I am looking for a house to buy. I went to Pittsburgh to look at places because it seemed like a good fit for me. I found a cute place for not too much and I went over to check it out.
I was on my own, my agent was busy ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1636416693 | 1636418288 | t3_qpr1wn | t5_2to41 | 70 | PaulMezz: TIFU : Magnets - How do they work?
TIFU, literally. 4 hours ago
My home office is kind of warm with the computer I have in it. I had a fan mounted on the return air duct for the room forcing air in to help cool the room off some. I got sick of the noise so I swapped it out for two 200 mm fans, which showed ... | 5 | 14 | |
1636417930 | 1636483953 | t3_qprfwc | t5_2to41 | 2,182 | Rahodees: TIFU by paying child support happily and promptly for 27 months.
So, "today" here lasts a period of 27 months.
Got divorced, I'm paying child support. In my state they automatically do a wage garnishment for child support, but after the paperwork was done they said it can take a while to kick in and to pay m... | 17 | 128.352941 | |
1636418278 | 1636448199 | t3_qprk90 | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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killervibe: Sure. You “forgot.” Nah. You’re a shoplifter.
Soockamasook: You don't have ADHD don't you ?
killervibe: Yeah, I do. I’ve never stolen anything from a store as a result.
Soockamasook: I have quite big ADHD, I have an horrible memory and poor awareness to details from it... | 11 | 7.272727 | |
1636419663 | 1636465890 | t3_qps0b1 | t5_2to41 | 51,633 | UnicrnCupcake: TIFU by sleeping nude
This actually happened a few days ago, but I am now finally able to talk about it without dying of embarrassment!!
The other day my stomach was acting funky. I didn’t think about it too much because my stomach always acts funky because I haven’t had my gallbladder for 5 years now.... | 12 | 4,302.75 | |
1636423508 | 1636566844 | t3_qpt7d0 | t5_2to41 | 626 | NineLbsofOnions: TIFU by having my groceries delivered, and now I have an outrageous amount of onions.
I [F26] got paid the other day so my partner [M28] and I agreed that I’d get the groceries. I kind of really hate grocery shopping though, because it’s way too over-stimulating and I always go when I’m hungry (bad mov... | 7 | 89.428571 | |
1636427334 | 1636431452 | t3_qpudac | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ephemeralkitten: wow... are you ok, bud? kids NEED to learn to climb by using things like chairs and sofas, and falls happen. wtf dude?
NoC2H6OnlyGas: That's good to know. Falls are just happen? I'm so afraid of falls
ephemeralkitten: no lie, i joke that kids are made of rubber.... | 12 | 3.25 | |
1636427558 | 1636429664 | t3_qpufpv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kjwx: Not a smart move. Don’t ever yell bomb at an airport either.
[deleted]: what should i do
kjwx: Telling your parents or an adult you trust would be a good idea.
[deleted]: how would that help?
kjwx: If you get in trouble, then you will already have somebody on your side to su... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1636428766 | 1636429483 | t3_qpusgs | t5_2to41 | 103 | GroovyGoblin: TIFU by making a friend's child cry at Mario Party Superstars
One of my friends has a ten year old child and he just got Mario Party Superstars. He wanted to invite people over to play with him and since my roommate and I are friends of the family, his mom (my friend) asked us if we wanted to come play wi... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1636432080 | 1636464210 | t3_qpvqjo | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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redbucket75: Sorry it's awkward. I don't think my son is gay, but I have a design idea for a cake just in case, shaped like an upright closet with a cut out picture of him coming out. So it might be awkward for a day while I go to the store and bake a cake and he's just thinking "... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1636434283 | 1636510138 | t3_qpwcth | t5_2to41 | 21 | GregsPlantVlogs: TIFU by nearly cracking my head open because I didn't want hypebeasts to make fun of me
When I was a teenager I was really into longboarding, mountain biking, etc. I even did some skateboarding at the skatepark, although I could never do much in terms of tricks. One thing I was always adamant about was... | 3 | 7 | |
1636435084 | 1636435726 | t3_qpwksc | t5_2to41 | 12 | Distasteful_T: TIFU by mistaking water for high proof vodka whilst high asf
So this happened about 30 mins ago, the cleanup is almost done, on with the fuck up.
So It's my weekend and I wanted to have some drinks with my partner and my cousin who is visiting my house. We went and bought some 100 proof vodka (white lig... | 3 | 4 | |
1636435802 | 1636436326 | t3_qpwrl6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Saint_blasphemer: TIFU by not passing someone on the street
(For context I’m M:23 5’11” not the biggest guy but not a small dude.)
So I left my car at the bar last night cause I didn’t feel like driving. When I woke up today it was getting kinda late so I figured I’d go ahead and start walking to my car. I decided to t... | 3 | 12 | |
1636437485 | 1636483184 | t3_qpx6t8 | t5_2to41 | 306 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fishnwirenreese: You didn't do anything terrible...but I'm sure you don't feel that way.
You weren't sleeping off a meth binge or some shit like that...were you?
[deleted]: Lol, no. Just a "tired mom" nap.
fishnwirenreese: Oh shit...you're a mom?
That story had a pretty strong "... | 5 | 61.2 | |
1636442380 | 1636443029 | t3_qpydhv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rest-in-peachesss: she sounds exhausting lol
shaggypoo: I think for the most part she was joking around but I could be wrong
rest-in-peachesss: was she though
shaggypoo: I am 100% sure she’s joking now. She’s laughing through her videos and went and weighed herself on the camera
r... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1636449378 | 1636477418 | t3_qpzuz6 | t5_2to41 | 39 | NazgulNamedNeegan: TIFU trip-sitting
Using a throwaway to avoid being reminded of this incident every time I use Reddit.
Last night my friend got high on shrooms and unofficially made me his official trip-sitter. I'm not an experienced trip-sitter by any means, but my friend's apartment is on the top floor and I was ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1636455142 | 1636491733 | t3_qq15rq | t5_2to41 | 2,627 | soapstoneiris: TIFU by taking a poo at work
Context: I (23F) work in a mental health home for disabled adults.
So I usually take a shit before I go to work but today I didn't have time. I show up to work and did a poo in the staff toilet and it was bad. Like you can smell it before it comes out bad. I finished up wit... | 7 | 375.285714 | |
1636455871 | 1636456998 | t3_qq1cad | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheCrimsonCloak: TIFU by spraining my wrist on my birthday.
Obligatory not today, but on Sunday. Went to one of my friend's place to celebrate my bday party (downside of still living with parents i guess). Things start good, arrive early set up drinks and snacks, set a movie you know the usual. By the time the others a... | 3 | 4 | |
1636459085 | 1636460582 | t3_qq24a1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | idiotwithahobby: TIFU by sending a mass email without the vice-principal's permission
Not precisely today, but something that I did yesterday that I found out today.
I had a homework that was due today that is about creating a survey on google forms. I was mostly finished a few days before, but couldn't decide how to... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1636461850 | 1636644031 | t3_qq2vul | t5_2to41 | 3,716 | lat38long-122: TIFU by discovering the human apricot consumption threshold.
Obligatory “this actually happened yesterday”, but I’ve only just emotionally recovered.
Today was the first day of my final exams, so of course I was feverishly studying the entirety of yesterday. I was sat at my desk, laptop on, watching a ... | 8 | 464.5 | |
1636465084 | 1636468243 | t3_qq3uvt | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CompletelyChaotic: And why can’t you be in a relationship with her? Sounds like there’s a level of chemistry, shared interests, and a personality match. What more do you need?
WhatTheFluxSay: Interest. (And mutual at that.) Having thise things you stated doesn't mean a person shou... | 4 | 28.75 | |
1636465485 | 1636475376 | t3_qq3zi3 | t5_2to41 | 1,194 | eloniswhyisignedup: TIFU: Taking an allergy pill that was making me drowsy ever morning for years
Being a forever allergy sufferer I have always taken a 24 hour allergy pill. My experience with Sudafed as a kid was that it amped you up. Basically little speed pills so I made sure to always take my allergy pills in the ... | 8 | 149.25 | |
1636466749 | 1636482805 | t3_qq4eg0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling into temptation
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farts_n_darts: Be kind to yourself. You may have fucked up, but recovery is a long and bumpy road, and often unpaved (you are going through it for the first time). It's okay. Nothing to do but work through it and start a brand new streak of "days gone w/o cutting"
I... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1636468294 | 1636512918 | t3_qq4wqf | t5_2to41 | 162 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Accidentally Making A Racist Comment While At A Public Pool
This happened when I went to Florida with my family. My mom had to work for most of the time we were there, so that meant that my grandparents had to take care of my cousin and I Everything was going great, until it wasn't.
About ... | 3 | 54 | |
1636469382 | 1636479566 | t3_qq5a45 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OkVolume1: Just call them art - a period piece.
JamesVerden: Nice
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1636470823 | 1636489514 | t3_qq5sgw | t5_2to41 | 2,828 | deeepthrow_away: Tifu by unintentionally "sexually assaulting" a lady friend.
Let me preface by exclaiming that it was not intentional, and that it was done without malice. Please don't cancel me, or call me mysogonist pig. Now to get on with the story, it does have a very happy ending, and if I must say, I'm happy on ... | 7 | 404 | |
1636471241 | 1636471841 | t3_qq5xnw | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThrowawayIfeltraped: TIFU by accidentally visiting a red light area
This happened today evening.
I had gone out to buy some clothes for my cousin's wedding, while returning home my friend called me so I was walking while talking to him. During the call I forgot to turn when I was supposed to and kept walking straight.... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1636471572 | 1636532154 | t3_qq61rz | t5_2to41 | 133 | steamingcore: TIFU accidentally streakin
Took me a while to be ok with this story, but it's been many years, and I think people will get a laugh out of my misfortune, so here goes.
I'm a guy, and myself and my then girlfriend were going back home to party with our college friends for the night. We both wanted to ... | 7 | 19 | |
1636478768 | 1636480204 | t3_qq8mnt | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OmarLittleFinger: This guy fucks ladies! Line up
EntirelyOutOfOptions: A 3:1 ratio?! Be still my heart.
OmarLittleFinger: Better make it 4:1, I just had one reading the tifu
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1636481036 | 1636481247 | t3_qq9g9f | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sdnik: “I thought you asked if I wanted you to be my girlfriend.”
forakora: 'i thought you asked if I wanted to be your girlfriend'
I'd think it's funny, lol
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1636481339 | 1636577784 | t3_qq9k55 | t5_2to41 | 1,513 | throwAwayMothUndie: TIFU by smushing a moth with my vagina
This literally just happened and I am so traumatized. So I have these period underwear that I wear and must be line dried outside in the sun instead of dried in the drier. Yesterday before bed I quickly changed into one of them without looking or thinking too h... | 9 | 168.111111 | |
1636481511 | 1636505840 | t3_qq9mcm | t5_2to41 | 62 | Kalikallay: TIFU by taking a dump in a bar.
Today a post about someone taking a dump at office reminded me about my own horrible experience. A few months back my younger brother and I went for some shopping after which we were supposed to go to his gf's bar. So this is the first time I would be meeting her and my broth... | 8 | 7.75 | |
1636476976 | 1636484050 | t3_qq7z3d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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StatisticianLivid710: This is why I question plans and timing my family makes, because often stuff is left out or just ignored as a question (Ie both sides making different assumptions as to lunch when arrival is between noon and 1 pm)
As soon as they said bus you should’ve said ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1636482385 | 1636545995 | t3_qq9xdn | t5_2to41 | 359 | inquisitive_chris: TIFU and requested approval to purchase a dicking station at work
TIFU by asking for approval for a dicking station at work
I head up the IT department for my company. Our CEO needs a new docking station and an IT ticket was opened to request the replacement. All purchases over a certain amount need... | 6 | 59.833333 | |
1636483133 | 1636516570 | t3_qqa6ys | t5_2to41 | 1,695 | Kill_Me_Already241: TIFU by not listening to my gut and consequently being cheated on
Tl:dr - felt uncomfortable about girlfriend's new male friend, didn't act on it to not be controlling and she ended up cheating on me
Oh boy where do i start?
A year and a half ago my gf met this guy at her gym(we'll call him L). Ch... | 14 | 121.071429 | |
1636491226 | 1636496192 | t3_qqd0xt | t5_2to41 | 70 | Madame_Corleone420: TIFU by connecting my phone to my truck's Bluetooth
This happened over the weekend.
Like a normal Saturday, I got ready to do the weekly grocery shopping and decided to flick the ole bean to some "flicks" before going to the store. Instead of exiting the browser I just pressed the power button on m... | 5 | 14 | |
1636491078 | 1636501556 | t3_qqcz3t | t5_2to41 | 19 | BaaaaL44: TIFU by getting some dental crowns done
his actually happened today, so no obligatory disclaimer.
Basically, I had a scheduled appointment with my dentist in order to put dental crowns on all four of my upper front teeth in one sitting. The reason it had to be done is because my previous shoddy dentist... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1636491697 | 1636575108 | t3_qqd786 | t5_2to41 | 28,456 | _DMcD: TIFU by propositioning my girlfriend over Amazon Alexa
My girlfriend and I recently moved in together and today I thought I’d try surprise her upstairs in the bedroom. So I used the ‘Announce’ function on Amazon Alexa to say “Come up here now sexy, I’ve got a throbbing cock waiting for you”.
Now here’s the fuck... | 11 | 2,586.909091 | |
1636490797 | 1636598424 | t3_qqcvll | t5_2to41 | 33 | ambersbug: TIFU when I misunderstood the surgical procedure on my eyelid
So I have been dealing with an eyelid that has been drooping for almost a year now. It has been blurring my vision like having to see through squinting eyes. After seeing an ophthalmologist, a neurologist, had an MRI, and all the typical blood wor... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1636492672 | 1636494295 | t3_qqdk84 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Alenbailey: I went crazy at Doctors office due to my fear of shots!
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polkcat: Some day when you are an elected official you can look back and laugh and take revenge for the time you were violated by scary medical people.
Alenbailey: i was very scared and i couldn't calm down apparently enough but i wish i was ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1636487521 | 1637517001 | t3_qqbqis | t5_2to41 | 31 | Awkward-Target436: TIFU by Losing my ID, Bus Pass, and Credit/Debit Cards
So this just happened and I'm still mad at myself. I use those cheap ID lanyards from places like Spencer's to carry around my credit card, debit card, Student/Government ID and bus pass. These are attached to my keys, which are hung over a hook ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1636493584 | 1636522478 | t3_qqdw5y | t5_2to41 | 16 | Alenbailey: TIFU I went crazy at the doctors office due to my fear of shots!
Hello to everyone i am 17 years old cis male and i am scared of shots. I had my mom bring me to the doctors office because i was such a wreck due to the suspense of having to be vaccinated. I couldn't think straight at all and i was on the ver... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1636495907 | 1636497602 | t3_qqepzz | t5_2to41 | 88 | boardernut: TIFU by responding to my wifes date night proposal from my new smart watch.
This happened about 3 years ago just after my daughter was born.
She was born premature, and required surgery that left her in the NICU for the first three months of her life. It was a very difficult time for my wife and I, as we s... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1636497813 | 1636531558 | t3_qqfdl8 | t5_2to41 | 52 | spilat12: TIFU by burning my face with pineapples and turning into Joker
A different post about eating too many appricots reminded me of that time I ate too many pineapples in one go.
I grew up quite poor in a poor country. So there's a range of products that I either haven't tried or tried only a couple of times. Pin... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1636500294 | 1636539882 | t3_qqg8a9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reptilady: Why would drinking harm your availability to inheritance? Are you underage or supposed to follow a religion that prohibits drinking?
pourquoi999: I was thinking the same. But honestly, worrying about the inheritance and the losing of it seems so superficial.
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1636489203 | 1636662223 | t3_qqcbzj | t5_2to41 | 9 | olliegw: TIFU by trying to revitalize my cats old instagram account only to be accused of being a hacker, twice.
This happened today, i was bored but in a productive mood so i decided to see if i could log into my old instagram account i made for my bengal cat, i started it in late 2018 and it didn't last long til i lo... | 3 | 3 | |
1636513008 | 1636515135 | t3_qqkeja | t5_2to41 | 49 | Spicy_cookiei: TIFU by providing fellatio with a jalapeño
It all happened so quickly but I was chilling cooking and taking bites of a jalapeño. I finished the jalapeño way before I was on my knees but I guess the spice was still in the back of my throat.
I didn’t notice it but whatever let’s carry on; I just decided ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1636513579 | 1636514905 | t3_qqkler | t5_2to41 | 32 | papajohns1222: TIFU by taking my neighbors cat to the shelter
TL;DR: I took my neighbors cat to the shelter and she ended up being put down due to multiple illnesses such as FIV and cancer. I got attached to her
This is a sad one. The title sounds bad but hear me out.
I live in a town where there are a lot of stray ... | 4 | 8 | |
1636514051 | 1636561662 | t3_qqkqui | t5_2to41 | 19 | MohammadRezaPahlavi: TIFU by thinking I was smarter than my smartphone.
This happened yesterday.
TL;DR - My phone turned itself back on during my exam in order to sound its alarm.
In every phone I've ever owned, "power off" meant OFF. Until I got my new OnePlus Nord N100 that is. Turns out if an alarm is due to go of... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1636514801 | 1636557970 | t3_qqkz8n | t5_2to41 | 111 | EniloracSondering: TIFU by startling my cat. Chaos ensued.
I was laying down watching tv and my cat walked in front of my face, so I gave her a scritch at the base of her tail to try to get her to lay down. I must have startled her because the most foul smelling liquid I have ever had the displeasure of encountering i... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1636515351 | 1636553379 | t3_qql5lu | t5_2to41 | 345 | mrsbigbutt: TIFU by taking a shower while my husband was roasting peppers
I tried growing some of the world’s hottest peppers (7 Pot Chaguanas) this year just to see what would happen. While I had initially written them off as a total failure, the plants turned out to be quite prolific. So, my husband decided he would ... | 5 | 69 | |
1636516776 | 1636748536 | t3_qqll8b | t5_2to41 | 129 | dudemann: TIFU by being a nice guy, doing yard work and contracting ringworm.
_I am so pissed off I spent half an hour typing this out and reddit errored out so I'm going to go more brief...ish. I'm verbose, sorry._
This is both today and 2 weeks ago but...
My birthday is just before Halloween. My sister and nieces w... | 5 | 25.8 |
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