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1636519992 | 1636522303 | t3_qqmi7n | t5_2to41 | 30 | Beneficial_Air462: TIFU by unleashing a stinky demon from hell from the depths of my shower drain
I (21m) was having a splendid day - I woke up extra early, got some work done at my favourite cafe, and generally enjoyed a rare sunny November day.
On my way home, I decided to stop by the hardware store to pick up some... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1636522548 | 1636524323 | t3_qqn7d0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | elongated_musket: TIFU by taking a Gig Car on a hot date!
So I got a hot date on Bumble. Gorgeous, smart, funny and she even hinted that we could maybe have some NSA funsies.
Anyway, I prepare to arrive on time nicely dressed, shaved, trimmed, and prepped. Since it’s cold (and windy) in Seattle today, I decide to take... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1636528266 | 1636529195 | t3_qqonq2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by betraying my closet friend
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AllanfromWales1: Seriously, dude, it's not worth killing yourself over. You upset a couple of people for a couple of days. Meh.
_nobody_XD_: I think i should add that i have been very close to doing it multiple times . I struggle with my mental health s lot . So ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1636528379 | 1636529457 | t3_qqoopd | t5_2to41 | 23 | melloyello4: TIFU by putting on too much deodorant
When I was a kid, my mom handed me a stick of deodorant and told me to use it, but didn't tell me how. I was 10 years old at the time, so I didn't know how much I was supposed to put on. I don't actually produce that much BO, but at the time I just figured "Oh it's bet... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1636532491 | 1636723065 | t3_qqpoby | t5_2to41 | 47,290 | Nervous_Structure400: TIFU by watching the wrong adult film and making myself cry.
Obligatory disclaimer: this DID happen today.
Backstory: I’ve been very ✨lonely✨ lately. Both physically and emotionally. I have plenty of physical options, but I’m at a point where not having an emotional connection just leaves me fe... | 15 | 3,152.666667 | |
1636535668 | 1636535964 | t3_qqqdnh | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl "I love you" in spanish as a joke
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RaptureHatch: Kid, I wish I had your problems.
DeathHound406: my problem is that idk if this is a problem or not
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1636543357 | 1637117446 | t3_qqs8rz | t5_2to41 | 801 | NerdForJustice: TIFU by leaving my sex toys all over the place
I got a notice a few days ago that all the water meters in my building would be checked on a certain date, unless the inhabitants provided the readings beforehand. I read the notice, then I promptly forgot about it, or more accurately, put it off every time... | 6 | 133.5 | |
1636545955 | 1636585393 | t3_qqsy0r | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my [28F] BF [25M]
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Decent_Establishment: Holy shit dude. You lost a gem there. I hope you realize that it's likely you're not good for him. This is crazy to me, even as someone with mental illness too, I would NEVER do this to my partner. Here's what I would do if I were you... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1636545775 | 1636551851 | t3_qqsw2j | t5_2to41 | 11 | handsomejackonreddit: TIFU by embarrassing myself infront of the window cleaner
So this TIFU happened yesterday but I've only just had the chance to write it down.
For context, I have an 18 month old cockapoo (called Stanley) who I love to the moon and back. He's, apart from having seemingly endless energy levels, an ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1636554299 | 1636560861 | t3_qqvkpe | t5_2to41 | 75 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for opening a really rare action figure
This happened a while back. I was on Ebay looking for stuff like Ben 10 toys and GBA games. I got an Ebay card a while back and decided to use it. I saw a mint in box Diamondhead toy from the original Ben 10 series. It was really cheap and that Diamondh... | 5 | 15 | |
1636556959 | 1637011657 | t3_qqwho0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | summeriswaytooshort: TIFU by swallowing the little silica packet that comes in the supplement bottle instead of my cranberry supplement.
Not today but last after I shut out the light I decided to take my cranberry powder supplement which is an oral capsule. It was mostly dark by the bathroom sink but I know the shape ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1636557718 | 1636574839 | t3_qqwr8e | t5_2to41 | 1,439 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my grandpas porn stash of my grandma
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i_swear_too_muchffs: I guess no nut November has turned into no nut ever.
antigrainer: No it just got even harder
Frodo5213: r/holup
JarlBallin420: This is for Myrtle 😩💦💦
Deon_the_Great: Myrtle make the boys squirtle
jorgiieboy: Squirtle I cho... | 7 | 205.571429 | |
1636558166 | 1636579946 | t3_qqwwv6 | t5_2to41 | 817 | Datingafrenchfry: TIFU By cumming too intensely NSFW
Obligatory this happened a few months back but the embarrassment held me back from posting.
This particular day the boyfriend and I decided to engage in some afternoon delight which as usual starts with some fiddling and twiddling of various things. As he is quite t... | 4 | 204.25 | |
1636559275 | 1636635708 | t3_qqxawu | t5_2to41 | 15,042 | HotPinkChoices: TIFU by flashing my newly matched carpet
Two days ago, I was dying my hair bright pink. I usually have brightly colored hair, but this was my first time doing it myself. Since my hair is a little shorter than shoulder length, I had a lot of leftover bleach. So because I’m mentally ill, impulsive, and ea... | 11 | 1,367.454545 | |
1636561208 | 1636586887 | t3_qqxzkq | t5_2to41 | 177 | SushiThief: TIFU by not reading the fine print.
EDIT: Thank you everyone for the buying used for dented recommendations. I will look into it!
My roommate and I are excited as we'll be moving into a home soon. My friend gave us a wonderful deal to rent her home so long as we do well to maintain it. A few months ago ... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1636562472 | 1636622335 | t3_qqyg7k | t5_2to41 | 7 | HuskiePupper: TIFU by deciding to cook chicken.
I woke up today in the mood for some chicken. I had some breasts thawed in the fridge and decided to take one out. Obviously, I went for the massive one, since I was real hungry. So, I took it out of the bag it was in, popped it onto a pan, and preheated the oven. Popped ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1636565177 | 1636568031 | t3_qqzfw3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dakemonster: TIFU by typing in sausages in school.
For background info I was in study club because I had forgot to do one piece of homework(The school puts you in study club instead of detention for missing homework)and I was there until the end of the week so I could finish all of the homework due so I wouldn’t be the... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1636570927 | 1636645475 | t3_qr1j6g | t5_2to41 | 105 | NiblettAndBits: TIFU by keeping my phone on all day
(Long story) This happened Saturday night. I went to a music festival by myself this past weekend. It was not Astroworld. There were 0 deaths! It was quite large though. There were 30,000 people there. I flew in from out of town on Saturday and night 1 was that day. I... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1636574470 | 1636582109 | t3_qr2sy2 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Hunny_Ronnie: TIFU by shuting down 2 school grades
This happened yesterday, I was peacefully at my school, boring classes and recess came (For those who make sense, I have Asperger's) My sister goes to my same school in a higher grade, I was at recess with a friend until I decided to approach my sister, she was talking... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1636575768 | 1636598592 | t3_qr39k7 | t5_2to41 | 200 | J_Henk97: TIFU by keeping an exe’s Polaroid photo
Not today but yesterday. This story starts at my gfs house, where myself, my gf, her sister, her sisters gf, and some of their friends were celebrating my gfs birthday. We had all been drinking and so I stayed the night at my gfs house. After she had partied certainly t... | 6 | 33.333333 | |
1636578511 | 1636657357 | t3_qr48x3 | t5_2to41 | 109 | MademoiselleWhy: TIFU by trying to improve my posture
I (36F) have never had a great posture (sway back) but (despite my mom's constant nagging) I never really cared too much about it until recently when I noticed that on my wedding pictures my neck was practically non existent, and my belly was so far out that I looke... | 8 | 13.625 | |
1636593331 | 1636669194 | t3_qr9as1 | t5_2to41 | 402 | Impossible-Baker9136: TIFU i ate candy from my “friend” which had drugs and now I feel terrible about myself but i havent told by parents yet
TIFU Yesterday I was playing basketball, and one of my friends offer me a hershey kiss. Stupidly, I eat it and as I start chewing, he says, “Ha! It has drugs,” but not having swa... | 17 | 23.647059 | |
1636594382 | 1636632015 | t3_qr9mfl | t5_2to41 | 6,597 | JelqingMaster: TIFU by trying to fast forward porn
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Keiztrat: Can confirm, this happened. I was his thumb.
yokotron: I’m one of the million semen. Also confirm.
I_make_switch_a_roos: I'm the grundle hair can confirm
HelpfulStone: I'm his left nut can confirm
Kyle_Zhu: I’m his urethra, can confirm.
soulseeker3... | 12 | 549.75 | |
1636595377 | 1636660050 | t3_qr9xp1 | t5_2to41 | 79 | TheArtisticTurle: TIFU by finding out about a mild latex allergy in the worst way possible
I (22F) have only been really exploring myself for the last two years. I've only used vibes (internal and external) to this point and go curious about dildos. So I decided to by one after the death of my most beloved internal vib... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1636596588 | 1636665981 | t3_qrab44 | t5_2to41 | 600 | brig135: TIFU by eating cheese and being the 1%
This did happen to me today, about 10 hours ago. My wife and I both work from home. She works for a popular cheese merchant online, and was sent a box of samples of their new products to taste during a video chat this morning. Loving cheese myself, I wanted to sit in on t... | 6 | 100 | |
1636598901 | 1636644765 | t3_qrb040 | t5_2to41 | 1,018 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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gimmethatplease: Do you not pee after sex?
lollipopfiend123: How would that prevent blood from getting on the sheets during sex?
gimmethatplease: Lol it wouldn’t but you would know there’s a mess in the bed straight away and not on your way home.
Plus, you should always pee after... | 9 | 113.111111 | |
1636596583 | 1636612227 | t3_qrab27 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Schlooker: TIFU by getting drunk and making popcorn
Tiny backstory:
Not long ago, I came across this popcorn flavoring salt on some Reddit comment chain. I ordered some and it's fantastic. Makes just the kind of popcorn one might overeat in a fit of drunken munchies.
Anyway, I'm watching a movie and stuffing my face ... | 5 | 8 | |
1636600439 | 1636601089 | t3_qrbhn5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Linferno13J: TIFU by Hitting a Curb
*sigh* Okay, today has not been the best day ever but I learned something today. Now let me start by giving you a little back story on my life. I’m from a rural area with fairly protective/nervous parents and driving was something that I just never really had to master. Now that I’m ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1636600510 | 1636661603 | t3_qrbifo | t5_2to41 | 21 | BojukaBob: TIFU by having too many edibles
So this happened yesterday but I am writing this post today. I live somewhere that recreational use of cannabis is fully legal and I use website that does home delivery. Yesterday afternoon I had a delivery and the driver threw in a free pack of edibles, specifically gummy wor... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1636590937 | 1636627614 | t3_qr8jye | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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b-cereus: Definitely harsh, but I’m guessing the reason for the suspension lies somewhere in the “already caught me going on the catwalk” and the “known to be the main person to hide the ducks in crazy spots”. Stre... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1636604203 | 1636604751 | t3_qrclve | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught with a vape
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Pipboy4111: I’m speaking from experience here, just admit to her you fucked up and face the music. Say you know what she found and you know how it looks, take the punishment up front and I can almost guarantee it won’t be as bad as if you keep acting like nothings... | 3 | 6 | |
1636604714 | 1636606242 | t3_qrcr9t | t5_2to41 | 33 | dwg9173: TIFU by Ghosting a Girl I Dated for 4 Months
Obligatory, this didn't happen today. This was about 10 years ago. After a hard breakup, I was looking for a someone to ease the blow of being rejected after a long term relationship. I met a girl at law school who was pretty but that I had no real feelings for. ... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1636607744 | 1636622090 | t3_qrdnx1 | t5_2to41 | 80 | zero_x4ever: TIFU by Posting my Soon to be Fiancé's Engagement Ring on Reddit
Yes, you read it right. Wasn't today but about a month ago. I'm the dumbass who introduced her to checking reddit [r/Diamonds](https://www.reddit.com/r/Diamonds/) to get an idea of the type of diamonds she liked.
When she told me she liked o... | 4 | 20 | |
1636638770 | 1636914311 | t3_qre4vs | t5_2to41 | 23 | Hurts_To_Smith: True, but I don't think it makes a difference here. It still says, "anything you say . . . will be used against you." Promises made, promises not kept, damnit!
I've always thought the wording was flawed. Why do they need the "and will" anyway. Just leave it at the option. That's the end result anyway.
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1636609468 | 1636673160 | t3_qre5ku | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU my mom walked in on me getting dressed
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StatisticianLivid710: This is why one locks bedroom doors when one is not fully clothed
_Leaf-: i dont have a lock on my door. parents dont let me for some odd reason
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1636611788 | 1636651450 | t3_qreszx | t5_2to41 | 14 | redder_dominator: TIFU by jumping off my old elementary schools roof while running from the cops.
So me and my friends climbed the roof of my old elementary school. I climbed the fire escape with my friend holding it down for me to get up it, while the others got up using a ac unit on the other side. I get up to the to... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1636612063 | 1636614033 | t3_qrevlw | t5_2to41 | 92 | Dyslexxx: Tifu by asking my coworker for a ride to lunch
Today I had my car at a mechanic next door to my work. I had no way of going to pick up lunch. I asked my newest coworker(been at my shop about a month) what he was doing for lunch. He said he was going to McDonald’s(MD) so I said if I can join I’ll buy lunch. ... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1636614082 | 1636680932 | t3_qrfex3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dinkordinka: What? She had to dry off her underwear? Is someone inspecting it? She only has the one?
OkVolume1: Your underwear isn't inspected at 8 p.m. every night? What kind of weirdo are you?
dinkordinka: I always hide under my bed since I don’t have a handheld fan to help me d... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1636634825 | 1636635045 | t3_qrkjzn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Intelligent_Quote_55: So what? Those things happen more often than you might guess. It’s actually very common
TheBritishG2020: It’s the fact that it’s been a while, I didn’t think of that and she then bled all over me causing an awkward moment
Intelligent_Quote_55: Those things ar... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1636634862 | 1636635243 | t3_qrkkej | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU when I [25M] didn’t compromise with living arrangements with my [28F] GF.
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reddituser35791268: Didn’t she post a TIFU yesterday about this?
w3stblaak: Looks like he did a runner.....
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1636634621 | 1636752741 | t3_qrkhsc | t5_2to41 | 42,200 | Devrij68: TIFU by shaving my butthole (a cautionary tale)
This happened a few days ago, but the effects have only become truly apparent in the last day or so.
As a man, I always found it deeply unfair that genetics would grant me a paucity of hair on my chin, but an abundance in my arsecrack. Equally, it seemed som... | 17 | 2,482.352941 | |
1636635825 | 1636682379 | t3_qrkusp | t5_2to41 | 454 | thecoppinger: TIFU by getting paid $25k in crypto and promptly losing access to the wallet
A month or so ago, a good friend made a million dollars or so on an NFT project.
I'd briefly helped him with some marketing advice, and when a company came to him asking him to launch their project, he put my name forward.
They... | 11 | 41.272727 | |
1636637504 | 1636714438 | t3_qrldq0 | t5_2to41 | 30 | PiegoBear: TIFU by forgetting that it's remembrance day
I attend college (I believe its high school in the US?) and was playing a good game of uno with some friends in the canteen. Recently we've had some alarm drills (fire alarms, intruder alarms etc etc) and still get confused about what to do but that's a different ... | 6 | 5 | |
1636640331 | 1636717617 | t3_qrmamr | t5_2to41 | 27 | zukka924: TIFU by getting too drunk and making a fool of myself
This happened about two months ago, but it still bugs me and I need to get it off my chest!
So I have my favorite bar that I go to for NFL sundays. Every Sunday I get there, sometimes by myself, sometimes with friends, park my butt on a seat and watch all... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1636642907 | 1636725056 | t3_qrn6cw | t5_2to41 | 249 | MohamedAkbarisalive: TIFU I accidentally implied that my teacher was going to masturbate with a carrot and she heard
I (16M), go to a college in the UK. I have a decent enough relationship with my teachers but they don't really know me very well. About half an hour ago, I had a maths lesson, typical shit.
Well, my fr... | 12 | 20.75 | |
1636645148 | 1636699454 | t3_qrnxvw | t5_2to41 | 788 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my ass and moaning really loud in the shower.
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8BitAvenger: Why do you do this
starliner2000: Don't judge shower time. That shit's personaly.
8BitAvenger: I'm not judging. I'm just asking because I don't understand the perspective and I want to learn.
piforte: Try slapping your ass ... | 7 | 112.571429 | |
1636644012 | 1636656319 | t3_qrnk0a | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Simply827: Well in that case, I hope your hot chocolate was made with milk. /s
Sorry OP. I hope your phone is ok or you can get another one.
chuvakia: LOL, it actually was made with milk, and I genuinely think this is what saved the day. It was pretty thick, and I don't think it... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1636644666 | 1636653451 | t3_qrnrz4 | t5_2to41 | 45 | 2M3TAL4U: TIFU by giving my wife an upper body rash by using her shower cloth
wasn't today, she's fine now so I can post
My wife has these super soft cloths in the shower that she uses to wash her face, and I never use them. Partly because she asked me not to "stink up her shower stuff w/ my boy scented soaps" and mo... | 5 | 9 | |
1636646265 | 1636650381 | t3_qrobah | t5_2to41 | 367 | YouWantMySourD: TIFU By working out so hard I almost died
Well, I fucked up Friday but I'm still going through the fuckup today.
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For context, my apartment has a surprisingly nice gym. A friend of mine who lives a few blocks away is really big into fitness and generally comes over to use it most days. H... | 6 | 61.166667 | |
1636649620 | 1636716148 | t3_qrpiqo | t5_2to41 | 133 | WilDaMon: TIFU by accidentally knocking out my female sparring partner.
This woman at my kickboxing gym is much bigger than I am, I am 5’5 and 150 lbs and she’s about 6’0 and like 175 lbs(kinda hot tbh and she’s got a pretty impressively muscular butt), and she needed to have a hard sparring session but the only other ... | 8 | 16.625 | |
1636655211 | 1636667237 | t3_qrrl3l | t5_2to41 | 7 | Darkurn: TIFU by using antibacterial wipes to clean my teeth
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MexicanFlexGlue: Call a poison control hotline or 911 medical emergency, live and learn but get help, that shits not something you fuck with and leave to do its thing after
Darkurn: Hahahaha haha. Way to ease my. Anxiety. Luckily I'm not entirely su... | 11 | 0.636364 | |
1636655258 | 1636656945 | t3_qrrloo | t5_2to41 | 30 | advance_coinage2: TIFU by paying top dollar and not realizing what I was eating
I went with some work colleagues to a high end steakhouse that has various wild meats on the menu including rattlesnake, kangaroo, etc. I was looking over the menu and they had some great options - beef tenderloin, wagyu beef, ribeyes, etc.... | 11 | 2.727273 | |
1636656940 | 1636657195 | t3_qrs7mq | t5_2to41 | 15 | Isekai_Trash_uwu: TIFU by being dense af and receiving an unsolicited nude
Disclaimer: I have mild autism and low self-esteem so I'm naturally poor at recognizing the general atmosphere/ peoples' intentions. I've gotten better tho, but it's still not great.
Yesterday, I got a text from a random person who mistook me f... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1636657457 | 1636675587 | t3_qrsepw | t5_2to41 | 310 | lexicon8991: TIFU by giving my foster dad a birthday card
I have a foster dad I grew up with, called Chris. I currently live with an adoptive dad, also called Chris. Let's call foster dad Chris 1 and adoptive dad Chris 2. Chris 1 had a birthday recently but I don't often see him so I'd been sitting on his birthday card... | 6 | 51.666667 | |
1636658804 | 1636661016 | t3_qrswop | t5_2to41 | 66 | AnonymouslyAnimalous: TIFU by watching a cartoon on the bus from work
Warning, I'm dyslexic, trying my best here but Grammarly sometimes fails me.
This actually happened like 15 minutes ago, and I'm still dying from humiliation. I like cartoons but not the ones for children. I mean titles like "Family Guy", "Paradise ... | 6 | 11 | |
1636658163 | 1636737840 | t3_qrsoam | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my puppy access to my butt cheeks
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popcornpoops: I have a three month old lab puppy, and the "Before I can process what has happened I hear the tell-tale sound of devious little paws scampering into the living room" hits the nail on the head.
abrokenelevator: Show me yours and I'll sh... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1636665772 | 1636764948 | t3_qrve0f | t5_2to41 | 14 | 53gecko53: TIFU by getting robbed infront of the police
This happened a few weeks ago. So I was on my way home about midweek and was standing on the platform waiting for my next train to come. I had headphones on and some guy approached me and started asking me for money to buy a train ticket and that he would promis... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1636666255 | 1636680534 | t3_qrvk3q | t5_2to41 | 17 | Real-logic: TIFU by trying to get a job
This happened a few weeks ago but I just thought of it today.
I (16M) thought that it would be a good idea to start to look for employment. It would only be part time and during the weekends because all of my sports happen during the week. I found a decent job working for a fas... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1636666673 | 1636669659 | t3_qrvpfi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a joke to someone who couldn’t take it
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TuckerCarlsonsOhface: Next time you’re at your school ask the teacher about run-on sentences, and punctuation.
Clickum245: And you should ask about the homophones "your" and "you're".
TuckerCarlsonsOhface: Thanks, i hate when that happens. I th... | 6 | 2 | |
1636667795 | 1636668375 | t3_qrw390 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu things with my girlfriend
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OnyxMom: How old are you?
Recent_Wash_5762: 18
Morgasm-mystery: You just dodge a bullet. That girlfriend sounds immature and toxic.
Recent_Wash_5762: Ayo don’t say that she’s rlly nice and we are still together she isn’t toxic mate nor is she immature
Morgasm-mystery:... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1636671061 | 1638388107 | t3_qrx8an | t5_2to41 | 89,301 | hornybenny13: TIFU: realizing that I'm infertile
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So I went to the flea market and found some cool stuff like a Didgeridoo and an old Gameboy advance. But something else struck me. A microscope for only 5 bucks.
It was in great condition and still had all the little extras since it was m... | 14 | 6,378.642857 | |
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pcatalunia: Well, sry you feeling bad. But that's the way it is. She don't want it anymore and expressing how you miss her will make things worse. I know it's hard but just let it go man... You wouldn't want her to come back just for Pity.
LonelyHippy: Yea you’re right it’s for th... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1636678263 | 1636733807 | t3_qrzhnd | t5_2to41 | 848 | Key-Government2691: TIFU by thinking my only friend had a crush on me
I am currently a college freshman. I didn’t have any friends except for this one girl.
She was the one who initially started talking to me, and one night when she was drunk, she said I looked like someone from this TV show she watched. The actor is... | 6 | 141.333333 | |
1636682621 | 1636749074 | t3_qs0stt | t5_2to41 | 38 | XxFireflyxxX: TIFU by throwing up so hard I peed myself… As an adult.
For the past few days I’ve had some stomach issues going on. I’m not sure if I’m sick or if I ate something bad, but either way I’ve been running to the toilet several times a day.
It was early in the morning when I woke up with the need to pee, but... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1636683931 | 1636685711 | t3_qs16xf | t5_2to41 | 26 | sylvieschae: TIFU: i made my boss' wife uncomfortable
It was my boss' going away party today, and we all met up at a restaurant for drinks. He brought his wife, who I've never met before. I had a drink and was working on my second when he made his rounds to thank everyone for coming and to introduce his wife. Now, mind... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1636684847 | 1636686975 | t3_qs1gj1 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Stunning-Arm-6761: TIFU by not applying for the pay adjustment program at work and missed out on a $20,000 raise
So around June of this year I received a work email that stated they are doing a review of our salaries and will bump up those that are underpaid. They said the criteria was length of service with the compan... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1636697016 | 1636754256 | t3_qs4v91 | t5_2to41 | 7,395 | josie_drake: TIFU: by leaving my phone unlocked
My mom has never invaded my privacy for 26 years. And today, she looked through my phone that I accidentally left unlocked while showering.
My younger sister is currently in her freshman year of college and talks to me about how she’s doing. My mom read the texts betwee... | 19 | 389.210526 | |
1636694845 | 1636781026 | t3_qs4are | t5_2to41 | 19 | Froggyjaysbff: TIFU trying to deflea my apartment.
Me and my cat, Luke have been getting eaten alive by fleas. I've tried so many things and none were working. Today I took all of the clothes out of my apartment and washing all of it. Ruined the sleeves of my grandmas night gown and bawled my eyes out over it. Got home... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1636700089 | 1636711258 | t3_qs5l41 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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micfail1: If she's with you before leaving him just ditch her now. That's not the kind of trouble you need in your life, and if she's willing to pull that, what other lines will she wind up being willing to cross?
Kafkatoldmeso: Lads, I am not planning to date her
Brokella: WTAF y... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1636699936 | 1636701741 | t3_qs5juo | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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areyouokayinthehead: It strangely feels like I have read this before.
yafcho: Here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qs3sib/tifu_when_i_25m_suggested_living_arrangements/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
areyouokayinthehead: Thanks!
oinktimestwo: Probably the same... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1636704893 | 1636709062 | t3_qs6i01 | t5_2to41 | -7 | japroct: Um, I know a ton of kids in their 20s that would beg to differ there buddy.
[deleted]: Tell them to open an history book to discover what war and veterans means.
ehjayrips: wut..? There are people in their 20-30s who are veterans.. what planet are you on dude. You join the military, navy, or air force and end ... | 4 | -1.75 | |
1636705458 | 1636743327 | t3_qs6sie | t5_2to41 | 155 | shamdoesrock: TIFU by laughing at the most inopportune time because of my auditory processing issues
For context, I have ASD. And an obligatory this didn’t happen today, this week, or even this year. It happened when I was a teenager. I mirrored body language a lot to get by in society at a younger age.
One day, my mo... | 7 | 22.142857 | |
1636706770 | 1636761649 | t3_qs72ad | t5_2to41 | 38 | -random-dudette-: TIFU by writing 'cum' in *a lot* of school emails
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Squallywrath: And the consequences of this were...?
-random-dudette-: Actually, (I was very surprised once I found out) there weren't any. After a while we were asked to stop emailing each other with school Google accounts (no-one listened to... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1636701181 | 1636753792 | t3_qs5ube | t5_2to41 | 121 | deadmozart: TIFU by scaring the shit out of a stranger (and his dog)
This one actually did happen today. (a rarity)
I was driving to my parents’ house for dinner with pizza I’d picked up. It was already dark out and the neighborhood isn’t super well lit, but I didn’t mind because I tend to think of myself as a good dr... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1636714101 | 1636802558 | t3_qs8mpb | t5_2to41 | 514 | PresentationGlum2061: TIFU by telling my fiancée to take the backseat so my mom could take shotgun
My mom usually seats in the backseat in my sister's car when she's riding with her husband. I've also noticed she sits in the backseat when my brother is with his girlfriend. Girlfriend in the front, mom in the back.
I g... | 9 | 57.111111 | |
1636716556 | 1636730301 | t3_qs97m8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Thelorddogalmighty: Unless the half of your face she didn’t see is hidden behind your erect cock I’m sure you’ll be fine
MaybeSomeDayHappy: 😂
Thelorddogalmighty: Although if it was maybe she wouldn’t have unmatched you…
MaybeSomeDayHappy: True tho :(
| 5 | 5.6 | |
1636721328 | 1636725763 | t3_qsah1z | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Exzerofive: Don't think wet dreams count as breaking NNN. It's normal for you to have them if you haven't cummed in awhile.
ItStillHurtsToTouch: It does count, but it's a dumb challenge, anyway.
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1636723590 | 1636748863 | t3_qsb4ty | t5_2to41 | 658 | k3nd0gg: TIFU by stealing valor on Veterans Day
This happened last night and I think I’m the biggest scumbag in the USA.
So today was my first time ever going to a bingo hall. I didn’t particularly want to go but it was to accompany my girlfriend as a +1 to her after work social event. We arrived at the event and it’s... | 9 | 73.111111 | |
1636726225 | 1636807779 | t3_qsbz76 | t5_2to41 | 130 | subwaypooper: TIFU: I Love Lamp
*This story is dedicated to u/Tiefschlag who requested to know about my propensity for drinking myself into alternate dimensions and making friends with inanimate objects.
This particular incident took place one Halloween night on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. I was dressed as Rolle... | 11 | 11.818182 | |
1636726175 | 1637000043 | t3_qsbyjy | t5_2to41 | 66 | fuqdisshite: TIFU asked my wife to go to a show next week and ruined my Christmas gift.
i just started working again since the first lockdown. i have been a stay at home dad for 10 years and through those ten years i have always worked 25ish hours a week for different companies. when Covid hit my wife was able to work ... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1636727183 | 1636769380 | t3_qscaoh | t5_2to41 | 13,330 | throwayapoopchute420: TIFU by accidentally telling my crush I know his bathroom schedule
Original title was "TIFU by accidentally telling my crush I know when he poops" which is funnier but got auto-removed because apparently too many people post about shitting themselves?
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Quick bit of c... | 10 | 1,333 | |
1636693850 | 1636956915 | t3_qs416y | t5_2to41 | 22 | Syonoq: TIFU by trying to buy NFL tickets through craigslist
This just happened a few minutes ago. Trying to surprise my wife with NFL tickets to her team (she's never been to a game before). We'd been planning an anniversary trip for some time and I'd been watching the prices for a while, and as we got closer to out g... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1636728644 | 1636733530 | t3_qscsoc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nothornyonmain__: TIFU by browsing this sub and awakening a major kink
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Tmitchell978: Uh-huh. Well I’m not one to kink shame so..congratulations on finding your hidden kink!
Nothornyonmain__: I really wouldn't have any ground to complain if anyone did. I'm definitely taking that one to the grave... with the ex... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1636730271 | 1636735971 | t3_qsddhy | t5_2to41 | 208 | HoshiNoShizuku: TIFU by saying I hated the backpack
Man I still feel guilty.
For some context I have two younger sisters and I’m a girl in my early 20’s.
We recently moved so we’ve got a lot of unpacking to do. My sister dug out a old Jack Wolfskin Little Joe backpack that mom bought around when I started kindergart... | 3 | 69.333333 | |
1636698323 | 1636734835 | t3_qs56f2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Eri7Lokz: TIFU, by trusting my mom and helping without hessitation.
So, I am the 3rd out of 4 children, I'm currently 27 years old, living with my parents and trying to solve all my financial problems because I just keep falling for this shit.
First and most important, I live in Mexico and 2 mknths ago, my brother (29... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1636730847 | 1636737044 | t3_qsdl1q | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Webofshadows1: It’s possible to raise your grade, but you need to learn why you are struggling. Is it a disability, drugs, or do you just hate school? IMO, you should go live with your other parent. I’ve seen countless divorced kids go live with the other parent and it improves th... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1636731347 | 1636830508 | t3_qsdrm7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting sparkling sake in the freezer
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MerbleTheGnome: The carbonation has probably gone into solution, and you just won't see the bubbles until it completely thaws out. As long as the seal is intact, it should be OK.
We had a special wine story also -
We originally bought it for our wedd... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1636732620 | 1636739073 | t3_qse81d | t5_2to41 | 104 | narok_kurai: TIFU by congratulating a family on the death of their son
A couple years ago, I was at a company fundraiser for Veteran's Day. Our company works a lot with the VA, so there were some employees who had served, but there were a lot of military folks who I had never seen before, so I'm chatting with a lot of ... | 4 | 26 | |
1636732598 | 1636739140 | t3_qse7rl | t5_2to41 | 36 | GabrielB04: TIFU by not asking my crush out
It happened yesterday, it was english class and she randomly told me that she'd love to go to the Art Museum. I asked her why and she said because it's beautiful there and she always wanted to visit the place. I then thought this is the perfect time to ask her out, but I didn... | 6 | 6 | |
1636613107 | 1636768658 | t3_qrf5oj | t5_2to41 | 7 | jprestonian: TIFU by flying off the handle at a new co-worker
... which is not at *all* like me, ever. I apologized soon after, and the co-worker was of good humor about it, it would seem.
This is my semi-retirement job, and I've been working it for four years. I pretty much subsist on the pay from this job, while my ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1636734775 | 1636768713 | t3_qsf0ev | t5_2to41 | 38 | jus534: TIFU by wearing a lush body spray.
Today I fucked up by wearing a lush body spray at work that contains lavender.i work in a care home and whilst we used essential oil diffusers , I've never really questioned why the lavender one was missing . Anyways I sprayed a bunch of that twilight body spray on this mornin... | 10 | 3.8 | |
1636737292 | 1636756412 | t3_qsfxfp | t5_2to41 | 1,184 | srg717: TIFU by making a self deprecating joke
Just happened 30 minutes ago and I'm still cringing.
I took my toddler to picture day at preschool. I was standing behind the photographer trying to make him laugh. Her assistant was also standing behind us, squeaking a blue cow toy.
The photographer said in a silly vo... | 6 | 197.333333 | |
1636735670 | 1636738828 | t3_qsfbwr | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Important_Tie3236: ”his father came in between” i think im broken
KokoroNoDesu: oh shit english is not my first language, sorry for that.
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1636744043 | 1636770922 | t3_qsid23 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Ruined_Date: Tifu by completely ruining date night and almodt getting dumped
I am bored and can't sleep because of this so here's my story on a throwaway.
So my mom is ill. I'll hold the details, except for the fact that she is mentally unstable and needs constant care. For that reason I've had to move in with my mom ... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1636746533 | 1636819948 | t3_qsj828 | t5_2to41 | 1,898 | Unlucky_Low_6254: TIFU by using the wrong sense of humour to my GFs dad.
Today I was round at my girlfriends house and was helping her dad put together a multigym in the garage. We get on pretty well and he has a kind of laddish sense of humour and we talk about all sorts from fast cars to attractive women etc, its ... | 10 | 189.8 | |
1636747116 | 1636837720 | t3_qsjfcx | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by not washing my dick.
I’m on mobile, formatting, yadda yadda.
So on a quest to find the elusive, stable Friends With Benefits, I [M23] decided to meet up with an attractive person [M29] whom I matched with on multiple dating/hookup apps.
Being a bigger guy, I’m careful about being well-washed and cl... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1636748865 | 1636752619 | t3_qsk28u | t5_2to41 | 5 | FluffyBunnyTheory: TIFU by showing a blunt sexual text message (intended for my BF) to a guy friend
Context:
I was showing my guy friend something I had initially sent to my BF that just happened to be in some old text messages to my BF. The thing I was showing my friend was completely unrelated to sex btw.
And it jus... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1636745617 | 1636836404 | t3_qsiwsz | t5_2to41 | 21 | appoplecticskeptic: TIFU by sending a NSFW meme to my boss
First some context: I was talking with a co-worker, I'll call him D, about how it's kind of funny that our boss keeps hiring people taller than him and how the trend seems to be continuing and even deepening because each progressive hire has been taller than th... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1636750020 | 1636810593 | t3_qskgq0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | osbourne04: TIFU while talking dirty on phone with my gf after i tell her to use airpods and her phone comnected to speaker in the office and all colligues heard
Me and my gf like to have sexy convo on phone during the work when we have time.
Today i called her and we spoke about the things i want to do her (dirty thi... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1636751384 | 1636752424 | t3_qskxyw | t5_2to41 | 24 | yoloswagdon: TIFU by trying to enjoy my day hunting and losing $700
This fuck up happened about an hour ago. I’m really disappointed in myself, because lately I’ve been forgetful and today it cost me.
So, today I called into work at around 5:20am because I wanted to hunt deer with my bow before modern gun season open... | 3 | 8 |
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