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1636752139 | 1636830723 | t3_qsl7d3 | t5_2to41 | 18,782 | Agiawey: TIFU by accidentally letting my crush know i masturbated to her.
So today i (15 M) was sitting in math class, and i was talking to my best friend. So we were about NNN and is said that i had failed. He asked how and i told him that i had jerked to my crushes latest ig photo. As soon as i said that i heard a f... | 15 | 1,252.133333 | |
1636752325 | 1636757710 | t3_qsl9nt | t5_2to41 | 15 | Soupnoop4: TIFU by tricking myself into thinking my headphones were broken and buying new ones
Me and my family use the same Spotify account. A couple weeks ago, I put John Cage's 4'33" (4 and a half minutes of complete silence) multiple times on my sister's playlist as a joke.
Cut to a few hours ago, where I was lis... | 5 | 3 | |
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H3roe: Mommy knows best
jojoREDRED2: Cue Disney musical number!
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1636751748 | 1636759110 | t3_qsl2k6 | t5_2to41 | 186 | ImBenBenis: TIFU by accidentally starting a fire on my balcony
This happened a few hours ago and I’m still waiting for one of my neighbors to knock on my door.
I had the day off today and had the bright idea to smoke my last joint I had been saving for awhile. I usually go outside for a walk and smoke, but today it ... | 4 | 46.5 | |
1636753444 | 1636760005 | t3_qslno2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | BrockSampsonOSI: TIFU by eating lamb shawarma, and then pacing out on a bathroom floor
Obligatory this happened a couple years ago.
I was on a school trip to a popular university in Seattle, WA. It is a four hour drive from where I live, and my broke, depressed, tired etc. college-ass didn't think to pack any snacks. ... | 3 | 5 | |
1636756803 | 1636770078 | t3_qsmt6n | t5_2to41 | 2 | CereSerenity: TIFU By Accidently Buying A Piece of Clothing With a Potential Hate Symbol on It
This happened yesterday technically. I was at a thrift store with my sister buying clothes. I do folk dancing, and bought a couple of new skirts, both of them double sided, and had Indian/South Asian patterns on them. Now ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1636757464 | 1636878075 | t3_qsn17v | t5_2to41 | 19 | goninzo: TIFU by eating apple sauce for lunch
This happened around 20 minutes ago, and I think I might have broken something in me.
I hadn't had a chance to eat lunch like a normal human, so I just wanted some apple sauce. So grabbed a bowl, grabbed jar of apple sauce, poured. I decided to spice it up a bit, so I wa... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1636761507 | 1636766897 | t3_qsod5l | t5_2to41 | 0 | Real-logic: TIFU by telling a girl I know her phone password
TIFU by telling a girl I know her phone password. I know that the title makes it sound like I am a creepy stalker (I’m not) but this is what she thought of me.
I was in my Spanish class and before class the girl that sits next to me had out her phone. She wa... | 3 | 0 | |
1636761624 | 1636773993 | t3_qsoewj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by following/messaging my polyamorous partner's other partners on Instagram without thinking to ask first.
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iamalsaher: I did not read the whole block, sorry for that.
But it seems to me (my personal opinion) that you don’t really belong in that kind of relationship.
Some people misunderstand ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1636762820 | 1636808062 | t3_qsot4p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Who cares it's a fucking weatherspoons. You can speak English should be good enough.
AutistGobbChopp: O helo mr hi standurds
[deleted]: You ever been in a weatherspoons? I would rather eat from the bin outside.
AutistGobbChopp: Yes, for all of about 3 seconds.
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1636764077 | 1636782623 | t3_qsp7pj | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Pipboy4111: Your coworker should spend more time on her job and less on who’s taking bathroom breaks. Most peoples bodies are on a cycle and I can guarantee you’re in the majority who tend to need to use the washroom in the morning. Your coworker is weird as hell
Wicked-elixir: MA... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1636766342 | 1636808729 | t3_qspxcg | t5_2to41 | 41 | Zazorok: TIFU by memeing while delivering some mortal news
This TIFU happened about an hour ago, So first off, one of my close friends is older than me so he’s got a wife and kids, and I’ve been a close family friend for a while.
So today he got unfortunate news about the woman who raised him passing, as he was very ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1636767637 | 1636776770 | t3_qsqbd7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Cleo245: TIFU by spacing off because of my ADHD
So uhmmm complicated situation here. I was eating lunch with my friend and his girlfriend today, and things were going great. Well, I also have bad ADHD that they never knew about, which I guess is my fault. I should’ve told them. Anyway, so I was spacing off in my own th... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1636768194 | 1636773400 | t3_qsqhdp | t5_2to41 | 7 | guy_with-thumbs: TIFU by taking viagra
Yesterday was my(24m) first veterans day as an enlisted army reservist and decided to celebrate. I also asked a woman out yesterday, but u left my food, so told her she could come by and drop it off. 2 things.
1. I pretty much knew where it was going
2 I between this I drank an em... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1636773810 | 1636775463 | t3_qss6ap | t5_2to41 | 10 | superhappythrowawy: TIFU By calling Red Robin while have drunk on sake
I am meeting one of my friends I have known for 2 years in person on my birthday, the 30th. We had a very long discussion about where to meet and what time, etc. my stupid ass thought it a good idea to call the location we are going to meet at after... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1636773665 | 1636844858 | t3_qss4uj | t5_2to41 | 6,712 | ThrowOhWaitNo: TIFU in the worst way on a dating site
I’m a single 42 year old guy. I’m not ugly, but probably not going to get people to swipe right based on looks alone.
So, I’m going through profiles. I find a beautiful woman and I’m reading through it. (Yes, I actually read the profile) She says she “loves to... | 7 | 958.857143 | |
1636771317 | 1642440157 | t3_qsrg2b | t5_2to41 | 24 | Hornyduck0615: Tifu by looking up porn without realizing I was still logged in on my school account
So I don’t really get horny that often( if you look at my posts you’ll see why)It’s extremely rare for me but I haven’t been taking my anti depressants so it ended up happening. Now the one day I was actually horny happ... | 3 | 8 | |
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lugubrious_lug: Lemme guess: South Asian?
chicken_nuggy69: Good guess but no. The glorious bible belt, where your status as a good person depends on if you go to church or not.
lugubrious_lug: Ah I see; I was asking bc I’m South Asian and my childhood was super similar lol
Departm... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1636776364 | 1636783099 | t3_qssx09 | t5_2to41 | 417 | SpaceOctopus94: TIFU by accidentally drenching an actress in fake blood.
As I've mentioned before in my comment history I'm part of a play. Specifically I'm a costumer and I'm also in charge of blood special effects and the clean up of said blood. Up until now, every time we rehearsed the first scene the blood gag perf... | 4 | 104.25 | |
1636781172 | 1636782261 | t3_qsu8kb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by stirring the pot with a Christian about God and Allah. I really try not to debate/argue about religion.
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jdash: At least half of the world's problems are because we have/use different words that mean the same thing. The heavenly father is known in Christianity. The other stuff you mentioned ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1636785582 | 1636857226 | t3_qsvdcp | t5_2to41 | 21 | BixiedaPixie: TIFU by picking up my cellphone
This happened almost an hour ago.
I got into my car so I could drive to meet my friend whom I haven't seen in a while. I put my phone on the dashboard and pull out of the drive way. I made one right turn, and then another. Just as I made the second turn my phone slid off t... | 3 | 7 | |
1636797044 | 1636800048 | t3_qsy12f | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Chris-P: Imagine if you had been a trans woman and she had had that reaction.
Kinda rude
Edit: wow, people really don’t like this comment huh?
RandoCalrissian11: No it’s not.
Chris-P: Yes, it is
“Are you fucking kidding me” is a rude way to react to something unexpected in the ... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1636798402 | 1636948228 | t3_qsycc3 | t5_2to41 | 1,832 | PresentationGlum2061: TIFU [UPDATE] by telling my fiancée to take the backseat so my mom could ride shotgun
Og post : https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qs8mpb/tifu_by_telling_my_fianc%C3%A9e_to_take_the_backseat/
So I read all your comments and I also had a serious conversation with my fiancée and siblings. I als... | 8 | 229 | |
1636804770 | 1636880224 | t3_qszuaf | t5_2to41 | 26,097 | SrryUsrNamTakn: TIFU by watching TikTok and finding out one of my most embarrassing moments is a viral sound
When Star Wars Force Awakens was released my mom, me, my wife (girlfriend at time), and uncle went to the release day film.
We are all very avid fans except my wife who never saw any Star Wars before then, but... | 14 | 1,864.071429 | |
1636806055 | 1636888209 | t3_qt05x6 | t5_2to41 | 34 | DocSpin0: TIFU by telling my older brother and his friend my NSFW reddit account name
Hi. This is gonna be the first post l make on this new account, because l had to deactivate my old one.
So a little context. All l was following on my old account was NSFW groups, and a lot of the freaky ones too. So lm hanging out w... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1636806322 | 1636808253 | t3_qt08d4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Chicken-Potato: TIFU by accidentally kidnapping a cat
Okay so yesterday I went to play DnD with some friends of mine, and at the end of the game it was like 2 am. So one of my friends who lives in a different city and there were no trains going so we decided she'll stay with me.
And thus we made our way to my house. A... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1636810588 | 1636862417 | t3_qt1eqb | t5_2to41 | 11,481 | [deleted]: TIFU By picking up the wrong kid up for a sleepover
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VShadowOfLightV: Uhhh. And your daughter didn’t say *anything*?
[deleted]: My daughter said NOTHING
Lv2Drum: This is why IMHO you didn’t FU, she could have prevented the whole thing and chose not to say anything for hours. You said she’s an extro... | 12 | 956.75 | |
1636813855 | 1636821292 | t3_qt2f6n | t5_2to41 | 351 | avramdawid: TIFU by Assuming a 'Strip-Mall' was a Variant on the Strip Club
I've never been to the States, grew up between Europe and Asia, so my limited American cultural knowledge comes from Reddit, the internet, and films. Somehow, I hadn't quite understood what a strip mall was.
Today, at work, a colleague joked a... | 5 | 70.2 | |
1636814145 | 1636816910 | t3_qt2iju | t5_2to41 | 58 | calebs_dad: TIFU by losing my meat
It was a dark and stormy evening, and I decided to make pork vindaloo for dinner. My wife didn't want to go out, so I said I'd pick up Caleb from daycare and stop by the butcher's on the way.
I walked out to the butcher shop and had them cut me a pound of pork shoulder, plus some gro... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1636819176 | 1636853005 | t3_qt444r | t5_2to41 | 236 | stuckinva4ever: TIFU talking about wife’s past sex life
Wife (36f) and I (40m) hit a bit of a rough patch and decided we needed to be more open with each other about our wants and needs, specifically in the bedroom. I told her that my level of “kink” will only ever be as high as I think hers is. She thought this was cr... | 6 | 39.333333 | |
1636819139 | 1636821836 | t3_qt43ow | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU and waisted my wife’s new Prescription
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ra-ra-retard: You were doing your best-that shit sucks though. How is she?
LikeASir33: She’s not mad just sad. She is worried about the next month until the next one
ra-ra-retard: Maybe explain to all what happened and they may give you a replacement? Can... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1636818576 | 1636829657 | t3_qt3xcv | t5_2to41 | 37 | jumpinpuddleok: TIFU by gasping at someone's deformed face.
In true TIFU fashion, this did not happen today but instead probably about 12 years ago in my undergrad days. It still haunts me today and I continue to feel absolutely awful about it.
One day, after getting off an early morning bus after less than 3 hrs of ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1636822913 | 1636868797 | t3_qt5cxc | t5_2to41 | 190 | jtho78: TIFU by holding on to my coworker's underwear for too long
This happened about five years ago. I (36M) worked for a dance company and we were doing an underwater photoshoot with a male and female dancer. I was in charge of bringing the wardrobes home in one bag and snorkeling gear in another. I washed and hung ... | 5 | 38 | |
1636815456 | 1636845684 | t3_qt2xmk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bobhubert: TIFU and made salt tea
Mobile user so sorry if my formatting is A little funky.
So to preface this, this was a few years back while I was working a minimum wage job at a burger joint in the south (because I know some of you won’t like the fact I was making “sweet” tea).
For my first job, I worked at a burg... | 3 | 4 | |
1636826713 | 1636866683 | t3_qt6mr8 | t5_2to41 | 83 | felicityrose5: TIFU by having such strenuous sex I gave myself rhabdomyolysis.
Spouse and I have been working on our intimacy - it changed drastically after I gave birth to kiddo. We’re working on establishing a new normal, and we have since introduced new activities, one of which is hand jobs. We are in our 30s, but w... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1636826949 | 1636836015 | t3_qt6pkl | t5_2to41 | 15 | Autobirota: TIFU by getting out of a car and accidentally stranding my gf in a car park
Today's original plan was to go with my gf for lunch, wander around town together, she'd buy some stuff (she likes shopping), and come back to her place. My first fuck up was going out last night, getting reasonably drunk, and comi... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1636830776 | 1636832454 | t3_qt7zae | t5_2to41 | 39 | joecartoon96: TIFU by reenlisting into the US Navy
I enlisted into the navy in 2015 as a nuclear operator. I did great in the classroom training portions of nuclear operator school(nuke school). I then went to what would be considered on the job training portion. I got separated from my friends that I made in the class... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1636834304 | 1636840666 | t3_qt93li | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU - I (38m) posted on my (27f) roommates FB
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Throwawayunknown55: Sh knows you have the code and could unlock her phone. What else of hers did you read or look at or copy to your phone? What other personal info did you find?
NatStr9430: Why do you need to know that?
Throwawayunknown55: I don't. ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1636837880 | 1636862999 | t3_qta9a8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | tracklessCenobite: TIFU by sticking my hand in a camel's mouth
TIFU when I went to a petting zoo at a mostly-outdoor Harry Potter convention. I had been to this particular petting zoo two years before, and they had a juvenile camel who was *very* friendly. (Pic in the comments!) I was excited to see how much the camel ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1636838031 | 1636895169 | t3_qtab18 | t5_2to41 | 293 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying Deep Heat where Deep Heat should never go
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lxXBoatXxl: Nah, I’m calling cap. Ain’t no way you are a league of legends player and a redditor and get layed.
ItsMeix: Hey... I'm all three!
But admittedly haven't touched LoL much in recent years...
Also I have two x chromosomes.
Kile... | 4 | 73.25 | |
1636835129 | 1636852140 | t3_qt9d2e | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
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AcrobaticSource3: These assholes always bluff...no need to pay. That said, I hope you seek help for your depression, that’s the real concern here
throwawaytifustory: Oh, I am doing. That's one of the reasons that this felt like water off a ducks back, i'm at my bottom and i'm wo... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1636840308 | 1636863414 | t3_qtb0pf | t5_2to41 | 96 | gabilovescheese: TIFU by trying to balance my suitcase weights before my flight
This just happened about 30 minutes ago, I’m sitting at my gate reeling from embarrassment.
So I’m flying back home after staying with family for a few months. My partner has been deployed and I’m working remotely so I decided to spend som... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1636841076 | 1636845095 | t3_qtb9d0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Toter_Fisch: TIFU by forgetting my instrument on a train and not noticing for four whole days!
For obvious reasons, I'm only posting this after retrieving my precious from the lost&found station of the train service save and sound.
So at the beginning of the week I was commuting from my moms home to my student apa... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1636843715 | 1636855287 | t3_qtc38f | t5_2to41 | 54 | Syndrome1337: TIFU by taking a dump in GFs house
So this actually happened a couple months ago. I was staying over at my girlfriend's place and while I usually don't go pooping around in someone else's house (for good reason, trust me) I really had to go. Soon as I was at the point of no return, I knew I was giving bir... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1636844500 | 1636844643 | t3_qtcc2m | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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-Miss__Information-: Trollololol
DaveOJ12: At least it's good for a laugh.
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1636844622 | 1636846140 | t3_qtcdes | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sshiverandshake: Its hard to understand why you'd choose to shoot your load at a radiator / the wall rather than into a tissue, clothes, a condom, etc.
WannaGoodName: Probably the same reason I kept sexing my crazy ass ex.
Sicfast: Because warm wet hole?
WannaGoodName: I was think... | 5 | 6 | |
1636845109 | 1636857914 | t3_qtcin5 | t5_2to41 | 3,278 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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upsidedowninsideout1: So….at no point in the evening, in those two hours of conversation before your “plowmanship”, you:
A) asked her first name
or
B) referenced anything from your week of flirty chatting?
DaveOJ12: X to doubt
RemysBoyToy: This is why expanding crypto to the w... | 10 | 327.8 | |
1636847712 | 1636850650 | t3_qtdame | t5_2to41 | 8 | bushman622: TIFU by leaving our luggage in our car in plain sight while out to lunch
This TIFU happened about 3 hours ago. My wife and I are heading home from a conference and stopped for a lunch date with an old friend. We had a great lunch at a sweet restaurant in Louisville (Le Moo) that lasted two hours. Walked out... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1636848407 | 1636900348 | t3_qtdii1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | def_not_cloudy: TIFU by fumigating my deli
The title might be a bit dramatic but you're here reading so it did the job!
For some background, I (22m) just started a new job working at a deli catering to a lot of older customers who can be very particular about their food. Basically, I make sandwiches for boomers for 10 ... | 4 | 4 | |
1636854018 | 1636897593 | t3_qtf5i6 | t5_2to41 | 2,337 | theendcafe: TIFU by telling a woman a strange guy was following her
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TheDevilsAdvokaat: 30 years ago I was in Liverpool in Sydney. There was a locked car on the street. I saw a teenager slink up to it and try to open a door..no luck. He tried all four doors before slinking off again.
I stayed there to watch t... | 6 | 389.5 | |
1636854491 | 1636865937 | t3_qtfag1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | biggangbanga: TIFU by revealing my cock length to my family
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MarquisInLV: I seem to remember reading this before. Is this r/copypasta?
DaveOJ12: Indeed, it is.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/jcxige/alright_so_heres_the_dealio/
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oopsthoughtoutloud: was it his car? asking you to leave and kicking you out of your own home is a MAJOR retaliation all because you forgot to mention you lightly rear ended someone. that’s plain crazy and honestly really controlling if he reacts that way to you lying by omission. ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1636860556 | 1636862113 | t3_qth0l0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fired from my job and losing two of my good friends
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nativemissourian: Chill out, move slower? I think I would be creeped out by your behavior and I'm a guy. You seem to have assumed you were in a relationship, she didn't.
iamahugeidiot21: I definitely get that, I was 100% in the wro... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1636861055 | 1636930544 | t3_qth5ih | t5_2to41 | 25 | Crashy1620: TIFU-My friend nearly died.
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TNninja: Poor guy. Did his dealer sell him fent as cocaine or is he really that furked up that he'll snort anything to get high?
Crashy1620: He says he found the little corner baggy on the ground. which makes so much more sense. I know.
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MajesticLlama-: You should of pulled your dick out and let her smell it as soon as she started thinking the worst
seekingssri: gross lol
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pls take care of yourself better in the future though
vdsmith18: Was just gonna say this. At least fuckin change the bong water daily.
YourrLocalDummy: I... | 5 | 1 | |
1636866304 | 1636930107 | t3_qtikmj | t5_2to41 | 56 | splatbob1: TIFU by sending p*rn to a girl I liked
So I met this girl a few months ago on tinder (when we first started talking she said she was currently only looking for friends which was fine with me) and to give a quick run down of her personality she’s a hard working, collage student who loves frogs and plants. She... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1636866214 | 1636942453 | t3_qtijr3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BunHein: TIFU by sending one of my beans/testicles into my body and pretty well much getting it stuck between two bones I think
One of my beans (testicle) went up into my body and won’t come down.
Well I was just shaving my beans (balls) for the first time in pretty well much a decade and well when I took the blade a... | 5 | 2 | |
1636862814 | 1636867269 | t3_qthmpr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertently promoting The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya in class
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PaladinGamer563: I mean I watched the anime before, it isn't that bad. Rest assured, they're college students already, unless they happen to be girls, then oh boy.
[deleted]: It was a girl :(
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1636870083 | 1636892952 | t3_qtjiqz | t5_2to41 | 257 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FullDisclosureDaemon: You live in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?
thebestpizzaever: Brazil. 3AM now
FullDisclosureDaemon: Fair enough. I forgot that Brazil sticks out a little further. I’m drunk too.
thebestpizzaever: undestandable, enjoy being drunk
FullDisclosureDaemon: You to... | 8 | 32.125 | |
1636871453 | 1636915371 | t3_qtjv4k | t5_2to41 | 3,166 | Alternative_Jello819: TIFU Daughter interrupted us doing the deed
Kid was upstairs so I shut the door but forgot to lock it. Got nekkid and started to make out them switched positions. Wife and I were in the middle of a nice 69. We got a little to into it and I slipped a finger in each of the sweet spots- butt stuff a... | 15 | 211.066667 | |
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MrMailSorter: So clever but yet you use the word women instead of woman 🤔
CanalAnswer: It’s almost as if there’s such a thing as a typographical error. Huh.
MrMailSorter: Considering the amount of times and the tone of the post, I had to...
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1636872204 | 1636873043 | t3_qtk19t | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by releasing my inner child.
TIFU by releasing my inner child. I was outside raking up the copious amount of leaves in my front yard. After I raked them all into a pile I realize it was the biggest pile I'd had in years as our tree was a lot bigger than when I was a kid.
I thought "damn, I'd really li... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1636874753 | 1636898179 | t3_qtkmtj | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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macaronithecat: Hahahahahahahaha that's fantastic. Tbh this might be the ice breaker you need and they won't give a fuck as long as you don't have a baby or as long as they aren't hardcore Christians.
When me and my current wife were dating her mom told me not to sneak into her r... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1636874369 | 1636913428 | t3_qtkjl2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally coming out to some friends.
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BFG_netherlands: Otoh if they’re really so close they could have shown enough interest to ask: how come you are wearing a bra. Thus satisfying both their curiosity (there must have been some of that besides shock/disbelief/more stupid innate reaction... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1636884830 | 1636905842 | t3_qtmwyq | t5_2to41 | 19,514 | SrryUsrNamTakn: TIFU (update) by making an ass of myself on Reddit
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Impulsive94: >Gets flamed for karma whoring
>Makes a second post to karma whore
Power move bro. RIP
WhySSSoSerious: I mean what else was he gonna do, ***not*** make a second post to rake in that karma???
ihateandy2: If I repost it am I ... | 13 | 1,501.076923 | |
1636888701 | 1636894394 | t3_qtnsux | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rodnas1992: To be honest the dude has a work so why does your mother just do that? If he had spent her money on stuff then off course she would be right, but he spends his own money he earns himself then she is just being rude, I mean selling stuff without permission? Your brother... | 11 | 7.181818 | |
1636888823 | 1636928444 | t3_qtntuw | t5_2to41 | 111 | LeidenFox: TIFU by crashing my motorcycle in restricted territory.
So as I was enjoying one of the latest days of the motorcyle season, I decided to go out and find one of the popular routes in a nearby natural area.
At some point my SatNav tells me to take a left and I end up in the forest. Nothing strange there, n... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1636895061 | 1636987142 | t3_qtpesp | t5_2to41 | 302 | braderton: TIFU by stabbing myself in the ass
Obligatory note: This didn't actually happen today but earlier this summer.
This summer I got into bushcraft and camping and decided to add some survival knives to my collection. As anyone who collects knives (or anything) knows, this can get a bit out of hand. So I order ... | 7 | 43.142857 | |
1636895515 | 1636897134 | t3_qtpjcj | t5_2to41 | 47 | Usual_Concern_9384: TIFU by suggesting living arrangements to my GF.
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jdgd123: You sound like you’re managing and doing ok. She sounds like she is not. That is no longer your responsibility. She told you how she really felt, repeatedly, during your relationship- hear that. She’s just panicking now because it’s... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1636897873 | 1636990528 | t3_qtq831 | t5_2to41 | 218 | mcupperman: TIFU By Opening My Sons Thermos in the Car
I give my son a small thermos of water to drink in the car on the way to daycare every morning. He’s always thirsty, so I make a habit of having a thermos ready.
So this past week, I dropped him off at the car line as usual and put his thermos between my legs as... | 4 | 54.5 | |
1636900773 | 1636921581 | t3_qtr4o5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | sneckyrubberist: TIFU By Camping, Taking MDMA, Having a negative experience and losing a best friend. (Long)
TIFU but about 3 months ago, tl;dr at bottom.
I hate camping. Its one of those activities in which the vast majority of people have an abundance of excellent memories and I appear to be the exception that prove... | 3 | 5 | |
1636903238 | 1636912376 | t3_qtryuf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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abat6294: But why would you get naked in front of your dad regardless?
lugubrious_lug: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1636935624 | 1637033477 | t3_qts6ez | t5_2to41 | -5 | Jnelson1004: Yeah any man wearing women's underwear yeah disgusting lol but you do you.
POPE93: Lol, you're cute when you're homophobic ,bro! <3
Jnelson1004: Lol it's not homophobic. Your cute when you think wearing woman's underwear has to do with being homophobic. Your a racist, see how easy it is to randomly say ... | 10 | -0.5 | |
1636903535 | 1636924078 | t3_qts2kr | t5_2to41 | 50 | ctrl-alt-acnt: TIFU by being intimate in the university meeting room
While teaching a preparation course at our university, I \[M26\] met a talented new coming student \[F19\]. When the course ended, we met and hung out several times as we had a lot of things in common, she was attracted to me, and I was curious.
A fe... | 8 | 6.25 | |
1636903530 | 1636915814 | t3_qts2il | t5_2to41 | 39 | 420sixtyn9ne: TIFU by accidentally oversharing to a girl i like
Obligatory not today, actually 2 days ago but here goes. So I met this girl that I like, shes real pretty and has a nice personality. We started talking for a few days over call and text before my fuck up. I was sharing stories about my childhood when I ac... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1636905378 | 1636945063 | t3_qtsp7r | t5_2to41 | 2,960 | circleinsidecircle: TIFU by getting myself shipwrecked off the coast of an island in South East Asia
This happened this afternoon. I’m a foreigner living in the Philippines, been here about a year and a bunch of neighbors invited me to go fishing with them. Turns out by fishing they meant drinking and barbecuing at the... | 9 | 328.888889 | |
1636909492 | 1636912730 | t3_qtu6nz | t5_2to41 | 89 | kashan_09: TIFU by hooking up on my university’s rooftop
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javalord32: There is no way someone getting a college education is writing this poorly.
kashan_09: Ahh this is my first post. I am not familiar to the way things around here.
javalord32: Are you a non native English speaker?
kashan_09: Yes
javalord32: A... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1636908570 | 1636963590 | t3_qttu91 | t5_2to41 | 2,455 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ToeIsGoud: This has the same vibes as blue fire is not as hot as red fire and is safe to touch.
RhinoRhys: Blue is actually hotter than red.
ToeIsGoud: Yeah but little kids don't know that😏😏😏
Imafish12: Sir, step away from the children.
ToeIsGoud: Ok.
*Walks away but leaves be... | 9 | 272.777778 | |
1636913306 | 1636941256 | t3_qtvl2u | t5_2to41 | 69 | feistiestmango: TIFU by playing with my dog with a laser pointer.
This has been a longstanding fuck up, and I found out that I have been massively fucking up today.
We have two cats, so of course we have a laser pointer. We also have a German Shepherd that is just under a year old. The weather has been rough here, and... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1636914943 | 1636915411 | t3_qtw6jk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Punny-Aggron: TIFU by FaceTimeing an entire group chat
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Filthy_Kate: Not really a fuck up, just a silly mistake. It would have been a fuck up if you were wearing your furry suit or were in the middle of fapping.
Punny-Aggron: Well I do sleep al natural
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1636916612 | 1636991385 | t3_qtwsh4 | t5_2to41 | 48 | smythkav: TIFU by consuming too strong an edible and going to the theatre.
I work in the cannabis industry on the extraction side of things and I’ve been recently testing out different formulations for a new line of edibles. Last Saturday, I decided to consume a fairly large dose and go watch Eternals (Marvel flick) a... | 6 | 8 | |
1636917598 | 1636949013 | t3_qtx5es | t5_2to41 | 3,501 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my parents having sex
I am on mobile so sorry about formatting issues(15M) have been diagnosed with severe eczema ever since I was 2. My body gets really itchy and I feel really hot all the time, sometimes I even start bleeding from itching too hard/much. Thankfully I found some ointmen... | 10 | 350.1 | |
1636918105 | 1636919645 | t3_qtxbxm | t5_2to41 | 27 | lhudak2097: TIFU by ordering delivery instead of pick up
So if there's one thing I hate, is unsolicited(Edit for typo) calls. I've been getting a lot of them and it became very difficult to tell between legitimate calls or spam. This app is meant to filter out the robot callers and free up for other numbers. Not only c... | 3 | 9 | |
1636910352 | 1636978679 | t3_qtui0o | t5_2to41 | 8 | SBC_DEAD: TIFU By Driving At Night With My Friends
To get the best understanding of our fuck up I'm gonna provide some background info.
This happened last night. Me and my friends live in a relatively small city close by to a major city. For the sake of privacy I will be using the first initials of my friends' first ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1636925427 | 1636925891 | t3_qtzz6m | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ErikGoBoom: Why would the redemption coupon set off alarms?
FlamingArmchair: I have no idea, i suppose it jad a chip to prevent people from walking put with jt and coming back later insisting they had forgotten to redeem.
ErikGoBoom: But they would need a receipt saying they paid ... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1636925595 | 1636984111 | t3_qu01cj | t5_2to41 | 890 | mckinleyadeline: TIFU by calling a one night stand on speaker with my boyfriend in the car
First time poster, mobile user and all that. TLDR at the bottom. This happened about a month ago so not exactly today, but wanted to share the story.
On to it.
My boyfriend and I work a restaurant job together and have for a... | 7 | 127.142857 | |
1636926507 | 1637196615 | t3_qu0cw6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Setthegodofchaos: TIFU by applying expired two year old tea tree oil on my skin to treat eczema
TIFU by applying two year old tea tree oil on my skin to treat eczema.
This wasn't today, but this was in the summer of the dumpster fire that was 2020, in June.
I am, and have always been eczema prone on my hands and my l... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1636927423 | 1636927920 | t3_qu0otc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by runing after a girl whilst extremely drunk.
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sasaryal: Maybe you did get beat up and the stone wall(or most of your story), is just a drunk memory your brain created to save your ego.
prfundo: Maybe i never looked at it this way.
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1636928608 | 1636929732 | t3_qu13za | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing my weed source
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sfxer001: Glad you’re okay and safe. What happened with the police? We’re you charged with anything? You may have to explain this situation to your states Bar after your graduate law school and pass the bar exam if it’s on your record.
Fireblade09: Nope. They ca... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1636928762 | 1637017740 | t3_qu1606 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
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LipstickRevenge: If you loved her she would have been enough for you. You're sorry you got caught, not that you hurt her. Leave her alone and do better in the future. That includes stopping using your friend to feel better about yourself.
NickSocialTakeover: You're... | 8 | 2 | |
1636931064 | 1636931293 | t3_qu1yik | t5_2to41 | 2 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU and forgot to make reservations on a Saturday night at a busy restaurant.
So yesterday I had a date with this girl I met from a dating app. She had suggested we go to this busy restaurant in our city. An hour before the date we’re sending cute snaps back and forth and she sends one back sayin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1636933314 | 1636990823 | t3_qu2oys | t5_2to41 | 169 | Nobulletsfly69: TIFU by accidentally buying 110 dollars whorth of game currency
First of all English is not my first languge so please forgive me for my bad writing. So I am a (15) year old guy and I like this game call " War thunder " and after a long day of car washing I wanted to play vidio games. But I was called b... | 7 | 24.142857 | |
1636929864 | 1636971321 | t3_qu1jt7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | hitmewithagiraffe: TIFU by not turning off my star projector/speaker
So this fuck up is technically mine and my neighbor's.
I (M18) moved into this apartment few months ago so I'm pretty new to the building, most residents are friends with my grandma. I have a star projector in my bedroom and it has a speaker you c... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1636936278 | 1636937024 | t3_qu3gkc | t5_2to41 | 4 | cockblockcop: yeah honestly i’m incredibly surprised we got off that easy
idktryagain123: Well technically neither of you , ah hem… got off.
Lillian_123: Why was this deleted??? it was hilarious. I have been caught buy a cop and agree it's embarrassing and a hilarious. In the panick you can't think ir fund anything!
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1636938365 | 1636989829 | t3_qu4b46 | t5_2to41 | 471 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheJadedMonkey: What is the recipe for this dish? Is sounds really good...
[deleted]: You owe me one now.
Take a deep heavy pan/pot - Ideally from le creusett, but you get the idea
1 - drop the chopped garlic into it (1-2 cloves), then the 1-2 small dried red chilis, with olive ... | 10 | 47.1 | |
1636939799 | 1636998668 | t3_qu4r3l | t5_2to41 | 3,729 | pinkllemonaid: TIFU by using the bathroom at the movies
I'm gonna mark this as NSFW because honestly, it is disgusting. I went to see a movie today with my girlfriend and everything was going well, I was enjoying myself and my massive soda. I have Crohn's Disease, so using the bathroom is practically a necessity whe... | 10 | 372.9 | |
1636938910 | 1636949488 | t3_qu4h93 | t5_2to41 | 28 | MiaMega: TIFU by eating pasta
Obligatory mobile, actually happened a couple days ago, not native english speaker, yada yada.
Context: I'm in my late teens and, after complaining about my wisdom teeth for almost a full year finally started getting them removed. I got my first one out a couple weeks ago, and because it ... | 4 | 7 | |
1636939149 | 1636952637 | t3_qu4jvs | t5_2to41 | 12 | PuzzledQuantity6196: TIFU by standing close to a propane heater
Today I fucked up by standing too close to a propane heater.
This afternoon, my family hosted a neighborhood gathering which we held outdoor due to the high covid numbers in my area.
Since it was a bit chilly, we set up several propane heaters.
At on... | 3 | 4 | |
1636941555 | 1636943336 | t3_qu5an0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tommyblaze221: Just go through with it and at the alter ask them about their car insurance
redditreader6959: Yesss! \*Switching to GEICO can save 15% on car insurance\*
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