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1636946343 | 1636984567 | t3_qu6rxw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Affectionate-Case-85: TIFU by wanting photos on our trip
I don't want a relationship and neither does he.
I just suggested fun sex with my really close friend with the status that we stay friends no matter what.
We recently decided to go on a trip .. The full nine yards
We are booking fancy ass resorts
Car and ever... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1636953041 | 1636954620 | t3_qu8rck | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting demolished on edibles in a hot tub and going through what felt like a dimensional warp in consciousness.
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essa618: I took a 40mg edible, had a panic attack and ended up in the emergency department. Your experience sounds much cooler.
SoIandis: Gee.. up for round two?
Kidding
essa61... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1636950960 | 1637387717 | t3_qu85x2 | t5_2to41 | 234 | joy_devon: TIFU by hugging my girlfriend on a college campus tour.
This happened a few years ago.
My girlfriend at the time had distinct ombre hair. You know, the kind that blends from brunette to blond.
I was tagging along with her on the tour portion of a college visit. It was a group tour that included many other ... | 6 | 39 | |
1636956659 | 1636966840 | t3_qu9qdt | t5_2to41 | 74 | DavideoGamer55: TIFU by letting my introvertedness prevent me from actually starting a relationship
So this happened this summer but the full realization of what happened didn't hit me until recently. For some context I am a 20 y/o male college student and I was working a summer job which is where I met this girl. She ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1636954491 | 1636963650 | t3_qu95bh | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting arrested on the way to my brothers wedding.
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awildandcrazyguy1993: My sister's maid of honor fucked me at her wedding. That was a good day.
smeggyblobfish: 😃pardon
awildandcrazyguy1993: You got into all this trouble heading to your brothers wedding.
I was comparing it to the better ... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1636960915 | 1636961194 | t3_quathw | t5_2to41 | 12 | huntrcl: TIFU by using my roommates bathroom during our party
Hey guys, i’m a student at uni and live in an apartment with three other guys. we ended up throwing a party at our place last night and had a decent crowd over. at some point after a heavy load of drinking, i decided i had to go pee. when going to use my bat... | 3 | 4 | |
1636959491 | 1637025743 | t3_quaggh | t5_2to41 | 28 | ryanson209: TIFU by assuming the worst of an engagement announcement
I struggled finding a decent title. I apologize if it's not up to snuff, and for possible formatting problems. I am currently on mobile.
So two of my friends sent some pictures to a group chat.
The pictures didn't load for me immediately, as I was ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1636963097 | 1637002901 | t3_qubckn | t5_2to41 | 4,594 | FelixL399: TIFU - by using white soap
TL:DR at the bottom
Context: I (m) live in a new apartment with two other people (w and m) both older than me. We don’t really know each other yet, as we just moved here. We have coordinated about food, washing and a bathroom schedule. I go first, then the other two. This is in pl... | 12 | 382.833333 | |
1636969786 | 1637185815 | t3_qucwwv | t5_2to41 | 894 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU and posted a full on nude to Tinder
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jaegerknob: Let's see the photo
davidgrayPhotography: Dude, really?
jaegerknob: It's reddit. Not Facebook.
davidgrayPhotography: What do you mean by that?
jaegerknob: On reddit for ask for the photo of the tifu
davidgrayPhotography: And that's app... | 11 | 81.272727 | |
1636974531 | 1637014821 | t3_que2hm | t5_2to41 | 25,525 | arcrenciel: TIFU by rick-rolling my girlfriend
Well. Not actually today. But the chickens came home to roost today.
A couple years ago, i was talking to my girlfriend, and she began showing me some original romantic poems and songs that one of her friends received from their boyfriend. And then she hit me with the "I... | 14 | 1,823.214286 | |
1636976741 | 1637000051 | t3_quem71 | t5_2to41 | 23 | IAmSawyer: TIFU by leaving the door to our storeroom open with the lights on
Our second oldest son 15M has had a particularly severe case of eczema since he was about 3 years old, so bad that it gets to the point where he gets intense itching where he scratches until his skin starts to bleed, usually accompanied by fee... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1636977605 | 1636987498 | t3_queucc | t5_2to41 | 109 | phookoo: TIFU by attempting to prevent my cat from escaping
This actually happened on Saturday, and felt like I was creating and starring in my own episode of Only Fools & Horses. I’m still nursing the injuries.
So, about 2 months ago my wife & I adopted a 1 year old rescue cat called Mylo. He's not an outdoo... | 10 | 10.9 | |
1636978647 | 1636983052 | t3_quf541 | t5_2to41 | 67 | CookSlow5114: TIFU by failing NNN
TLDR; busted a nut, left toy in pants. Forgot about toy. Went to work and toy fell out of pants while stretching.
Masturbation is healthy. I tried to do no nut November but I was having a stressed day and needed a nap. So I decided to grab my trusty pink vibe and bust a fat nut. I fel... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1636981661 | 1636995154 | t3_qug1po | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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the_muddy_boot: Hang in there, friend. Does the cost all have to borne by you? What about the two transport companies, and your acquaintance?
misfitrune: This is what I’m thinking. You may be at fault a little bit, but you surely can’t be 100% at fault
immibis: I think maybe civil... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1636967281 | 1636992826 | t3_qucbuo | t5_2to41 | 17 | Funny_Alternative_55: TIFU by somehow losing a terabyte of files
To be fair, this happened three months ago, but I just found out about this community today. I do video editing for a fairly small church. I use a MacBook Pro and store the files on a 10TB external HDD. Usually, I have this HDD plugged into an old Windows... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1636983540 | 1636983985 | t3_qugn57 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Onecrappieday: TIFU "King of Fruits"
Durian... is it really the "King of Fruits"?
Obligatory some months ago. I have a Vietnamese friend that brought some to work for me to try. He wouldn't open the glass container inside the building. I thought that was curious because it was wrapped in cellophane along with being in... | 3 | 12 | |
1636984729 | 1636992985 | t3_quh1bf | t5_2to41 | 15 | cosmic_mounts: TIFU By backing up from Bungee jump at last moment
Today I went for bungee jumping and that too alone, I was calm and all prepared to jump.
So wore all the equipment and went to 100 meters high platform, was excited but after reaching the platform I started getting tensed, it was so fcking high damn I n... | 3 | 5 | |
1636989357 | 1637012142 | t3_quiny2 | t5_2to41 | 36 | BonaFideBill: TIFU by telling my boss I'm uncut
tl:dr I told my boss I'm uncut and he told the whole crew.
My fuck up happened years ago, and culminated this morning.
Three years ago, I was defending uncut penises a little too hard, and my boss figured out I was uncut. He has known for some time and would make sid... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1636994751 | 1637019475 | t3_quknc0 | t5_2to41 | 2,726 | LocationFar6608: TIFU by squirting my bean juice, and making my wife want to leave me.
A few weeks ago I bought some dried garbanzo beans. I hate how long it takes dried beans to cook so I decided to presoak them in a canning jar. In my infinite wisdom I thought "canned beans don't need to be refrigerated so these shou... | 6 | 454.333333 | |
1636996323 | 1637013123 | t3_qul8qm | t5_2to41 | 35 | soft_flipflops: TIFU by asking my crush when she would be interested in dating someone
So this just happened an hour ago and I wanna drown myself. I (15M) had a crush in this girl we’ll call Rose. Recently I finally had the courage to confess to her how I felt and we fortunately ended things on a good note with her say... | 10 | 3.5 | |
1636998366 | 1637274165 | t3_qulzyd | t5_2to41 | 54,134 | aauthor8: TIFU by showing my girlfriend my actual strength
Standard – this did not happen today. Actually a few years back.
So, when my then gf and I started dating, I discovered early on that she can be quite physical. In the sense that she likes to push, hold, punch even. Bare in mind she is not actually trying to h... | 22 | 2,460.636364 | |
1637005029 | 1637090023 | t3_quoguq | t5_2to41 | 28 | BrunchCovidian: TIFU for flashing my panties during a meeting.
This actually happened almost 2 years ago before the Lockdowns sometime February 2020.
I remembered it because like today it happened on a Monday.
It was during a mini Business Expo/meeting so company executives where invited so its a big day for me.
Si... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1637006861 | 1637007917 | t3_qup56c | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RandyFunRuiner: You’re extremely lucky! And opening a bottle of Prosecco with a corkscrew? Why? Didn’t it have a big enough cork sticking out that you could just start pulling it out?
SwitchbladeNClark: The cork broke almost immediately so there wasn't much leverage. We should've ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1637007690 | 1637010299 | t3_qupfxo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hrdrmtbkr: Low key thought you were gonna include a picture of said battle field.
[deleted]: No f'ing way. Excuse my French
hrdrmtbkr: Fair enough. Lol. No need to excuse your French.
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1637007968 | 1637144295 | t3_qupjnl | t5_2to41 | 64 | KevlarandJesus: TIFU by answering my phone
THANKFULLY this was today so I have a suuuuper fresh recollection of it /s. I work like most people do on Mondays and decided to take my afternoon dump. I had gotten a Fair number of spam calls this morning and was on a hot streak of answering my phone to either silence or so... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1637009041 | 1637011957 | t3_qupxkg | t5_2to41 | 476 | nnamanmalik: tifu opening porn hub in class
yesterday our teacher tells us to bring in our own laptop for the upcoming assessment task, history class btw. so then this morning when i pulled up to class unpacked my bad and started to open my laptop, i realised i forgot to close the porn hub tab from last night. by this ... | 5 | 95.2 | |
1637008170 | 1637014542 | t3_qupmaw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to order a flag online
Earlier this morning I wanted to purchase a small flag for my desk, I’m quite patriotic and I found a nice one for around $10. Now before I ordered the flag, I ordered a few more items the day before and all of those transactions went through just fine. However, ordering... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1637010385 | 1637080558 | t3_quqfdq | t5_2to41 | 6,273 | MrDreamThief: TIFU for calling a co-worker a superspreader
Today was my first day back from 13 days of isolation. I was very sick from Covid along with 18 others from one area -- about 1/5th the workforce.
The young lady who watered my plants in my lab was asking how I was doing and how I felt being back when another ... | 16 | 392.0625 | |
1637010328 | 1637058919 | t3_quqel6 | t5_2to41 | 375 | [deleted]: TIFU by temporarily forgetting I’m an adult bedwetter during a fire alarm.
I’m a senior in college and live with 2 other girls in a student only apartment off campus. For whatever reason I never outgrew wetting the bed and do it almost every night. Up until today I’ve done a pretty good job at hiding it. I c... | 7 | 53.571429 | |
1637011909 | 1637109390 | t3_quqzz0 | t5_2to41 | 5,678 | Russian_lover1: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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venusmom: Men are so fucking pathetic and gross Jesus fuck. This is literally sexual harassment to your whole fucking zoom class. This isn’t funny this is shameful. Indeed a fuck up. Truly pathetic. Honestly. You couldnt wait until class was done, you have mental fucking ... | 18 | 315.444444 | |
1637012960 | 1637030984 | t3_qurdzb | t5_2to41 | 32 | Slav_Vadim: TIFU by "car surfing" on a friend car.
I am on mobile so if formating sucks, I apologize.
It was a normal day at school and the bell to get to class had rung. I was walking back up the school from my truck. It's only about 100 yards or so.
As I'm nearing the school my friend rolls up in her mini van and st... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1637014079 | 1637338641 | t3_qurt3v | t5_2to41 | 111 | ChameLeonYT: TIFU by calling my gf stupid
This wasn't actually today, but I recently got reminded about it so I'm posting it anyways. So when I first started meeting my gf we would watch Keeping up with the Kardashians (not my choice, but it wasn't too bad to be honest) and I'm a bit of a loud mouth I guess so I always... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1637013005 | 1637138367 | t3_qurekw | t5_2to41 | 23 | Kuzenet: TIFU by falling for her quick and showing it
Well, it isn't really a TIFU perhaps since showing what you feel is never wrong. I hope!
However, I had a great feeling from this girl we matched online. She did too, it seemed like that at least. It was about time I stopped online dating because it was not real... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1637016594 | 1637069075 | t3_quspdv | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to ask for her insta.
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funky__bastard: Fuck. This hurts me a little
shadowsky44: Yeah, but sure look, what can you do about it?
Numerous_Opposite_36: Unless you are a creep, nothing.
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1637012294 | 1637081612 | t3_qur546 | t5_2to41 | 35 | EhAhKen: TIFU by burning the inside of my throat
Late last night I ate a stir fry and there was this massive bit of brocolli and I just wolfed it down forgetting to chew. It gets stuck in my throat and I start to choke but as if that's not bad enough this bit of brocolli is absolutely roasting and its hurting so much. ... | 5 | 7 | |
1637017388 | 1637069073 | t3_quszos | t5_2to41 | 198 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: If you're gonna do drugs, don't be stupid about it.
[Erowid](http://erowid.com)
kickintheshit: Man this reminds me of the time I tried spice. Reading these stories
BeardyBeardy: That stuff is fucking awful, a sketchy friend bought a sketchier friend round a... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1637019397 | 1637140863 | t3_qutp8t | t5_2to41 | 98 | IllBeUrFuturePres: TIFU by making an offensive joke in front of the faculty's dean
Long story short, my dumbass self thought it would be a great idea to be the funny guy and deliberately put a slightly offensive joke in an oral case study presented to the dean.
At some point I was talking about dwarf people and the d... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1637022392 | 1637024386 | t3_quupvn | t5_2to41 | 108 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl if she reads male pregnancy manga
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Humble_Ocelot4448: What in the fiddler’s fuck did I just read?
NeenusPeenus: The autobiography of a lissencephalite
Edit: yea I do think I made up the word, but it means smooth-brain (lissencephaly is the failure of the brain to wrinkle so I ... | 3 | 36 | |
1637022421 | 1637027100 | t3_quuq6s | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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a22e: I had to google these acronyms. I feel so old.
PuddingRnbowExtreme: Please tell me what you learned about the WAP one, because I still don't know what it means.
jimtrickington: Well Adjusted Professional
evs-chris: Windows Acceptance Program
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1637023593 | 1637031358 | t3_quv3lu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by pretending to simp for a girl
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pizzaandnachos: whats the fuckup did you impregnate her accidentally?
MaEyeMe6042: I put the idea that I was interested in her head. I know she’s poor as hell.
cruisin5268d: Okay, so adult up and talk to them about it.
MaEyeMe6042: I plan to bring it up. I just... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1637024283 | 1637089289 | t3_quvbgk | t5_2to41 | 29 | erasure999: TIFU by accidentally sending my dog after an Amazon Delivery guy
This actually happened a few weeks ago before Halloween. I have a few of those inflatable halloween lawn decorations and typically when I turn them on and if I happen to have the front window blinds open, my dog will start barking at them sinc... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1637026259 | 1637189031 | t3_quvywl | t5_2to41 | 28 | 0narr0: TIFU by leaving keys in my pocket
I work at a doggy daycare in and there’s this one small older dog that we walk for about 15 minutes every day. He has a set of keys we need to use to walk him and if we don’t walk him we get in big trouble with the parents. While normally he only had one walk, today he had two.... | 4 | 7 | |
1637026230 | 1637094988 | t3_quvykj | t5_2to41 | 174 | DietDrBleach: TIFU by shaving
I (19M) was in the shower yesterday and I notice that my chest hair looked REALLY ugly and overgrown. It was to the point that I couldn’t wear a V neck t shirt without looking bad. So, I decided to smother my chest in cream and shave it off. I wiped off the cream and it looked FRESH. Nice,... | 4 | 43.5 | |
1637029569 | 1637040549 | t3_qux2f3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Your_outcast: Tifu by getting mad at lady making blankets for foster kids
Yesterday I went to a fabric store and I was in a hurry to get home because I was tired and was up all night so I just wanted to get in and get out but of all the days this small fabric store had to be busy it was today so I go in I get my fabric... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1637036435 | 1637083480 | t3_quza3q | t5_2to41 | 9,687 | RegularImprovement47: TIFU by accidentally dutch ovening my toddler 🤢
Obligatory didn't happen today. So about a month ago, it had just start getting cold here where I live, so early one morning, my toddler son (2 years old) had curled up next to me, nestled right in the small of my back, for warmth while I slept, and... | 7 | 1,383.857143 | |
1637036691 | 1637123219 | t3_quzcuh | t5_2to41 | 98 | imika654: TIFU by cooking rice
This literally just happened.
Some back story… I’m Asian and know how to cook rice. On the stove, in the rice pot, microwaveable rice bowls. I’m even a pro at reheating rice. My go to for the past 1.5 years is a Saladmaster pot that cooks the best rice I’ve ever had!
I’ve been on vacat... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1637047174 | 1637115753 | t3_qv27v3 | t5_2to41 | -13 | alexrabbit929: TIFU By going to a strip club for my bachelor party.
I’ve never been to a strip club but it was a bucket list thing. My wife wasn’t happy about they guys planning to bring me there, but I said it would forever be on my mind if they didn’t so we went.
This bachelor party was like no other, as we were al... | 7 | -1.857143 | |
1637054065 | 1637054624 | t3_qv3u0a | t5_2to41 | 12 | Separate_Pension1270: TIFU by excercising in torned out pants with my ass showing in kung fu class .
So this happened in 2015 i was 9 years old i joined a kung fu academy because i liked martial arts so basically what happened is that i used to excercise in tracksuit before in kung fu class i excitedly bought a new uni... | 3 | 4 | |
1637053086 | 1637098144 | t3_qv3lk4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SalleighG: Was there any mention along the way of children who were expected to be absent? If so then you might have accidentally escaped a scam.
unitedenterprisesinc: What scam?
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1637055169 | 1637075139 | t3_qv43e2 | t5_2to41 | 76 | TheBritishG2020: TIFU by using mint gel in a cold shower
So, not a very long one but, I tend to have cold showers, my naturally a very warm guy and have rosacea, which gives me cold and hot flushes and makes me sometimes overheat.
Be warned, I went for the shower thought ok, zero hot water, not an issue as I was boili... | 4 | 19 | |
1637066680 | 1637083570 | t3_qv6zdo | t5_2to41 | 144 | throwagaylolgeddit: TIFU by making myself a sandwich
This was many years ago while visiting the USA. Also, this story is revolting. You've been warned.
I was staying with a local and feeling hungry, so I helped myself to their fridge and made a baloney sandwich. I'd never encountered baloney before and it was super yu... | 4 | 36 | |
1637067314 | 1637076392 | t3_qv75vs | t5_2to41 | 32 | asleepattheworld: TIFU by nearly running myself over with my station wagon
This actually did happen earlier today.
I was visiting our family farm, and of course it has gates to each paddock. I parked my car but left it running and got out to open the gate. I had just about gotten the chain undone when I felt somethin... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1637068432 | 1637119170 | t3_qv7ie5 | t5_2to41 | 13,179 | njpu: TIFU by not shitting for three weeks
Since I was a child, I had always been intrigued by my own gluteus maximus. It never seemed to work correctly, like some sort of McDonald’s ice cream machine.
I used to play a lot of sport and was a bit of a lean bean, so I never ate a lot when I was younger. And as a result,... | 11 | 1,198.090909 | |
1637070084 | 1637086421 | t3_qv80th | t5_2to41 | 183 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ok-Educator850: Back of the leg is not an injection site… unless you mean butt?
Poker_Doker_watches: That's what I was going to ask. While I've been out of nursing for a while, I remember a long time ago separating the buttocks into quadrants and the such to choose a safe place fo... | 6 | 30.5 | |
1637071207 | 1637085937 | t3_qv8e6g | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU By breaking my girlfriend's nose in bed
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laurakershaw: I hope she also sees the humor in this situation and you guys can try again some other time. Got a chuckle from me sitting in the dentists waiting room.
StatisticianLivid710: Did your partner also kick you in the face while you were licking... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1637068705 | 1637102074 | t3_qv7l9c | t5_2to41 | 66 | Biannual_salamander: TIFU and almost died from a humidifier
This fuck up begins like many - not actually having happened today, but rather, a few months ago.
Back in July my mother and I moved from a tiny apartment to a much bigger house. My mom has bad knees so I ended up pretty much having the whole upstairs to myse... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
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JintalJortail: I dunno, I’ve been on Amtrak plenty and I would take that well before the crap I’ve had to deal with on my 8 hour trips
netopiax: Story time
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1637073316 | 1637121189 | t3_qv94s1 | t5_2to41 | 1,162 | BourbonNCoffee: TIFU by opening a package in bed.
Still laughing about this as I type.
This started a few weeks ago. I had a friend and her kids stay with me and my wife for a few days. Hadn’t seen them in awhile and they had never been to Texas (we are from California and they are originally from Thailand but we met... | 8 | 145.25 | |
1637078777 | 1637181323 | t3_qvb4xe | t5_2to41 | 3,658 | radioaktivalpaca: TIFU by drugging an entire family and sending them to the hospital
yep... another edible story. You'd think we'd have all learned our lessons by now. I moved out from my parents place a few months ago and got a call from my dad the other day. "Hey, is it possible you left some weed brownies in the fre... | 12 | 304.833333 | |
1637079683 | 1637080248 | t3_qvbh8q | t5_2to41 | 11 | guywithnolifeimagine: TIFU because i tried showing my friend some hand trick i learned.
Learned some hands trick thingy, i have no idea what it's called, but basically i decided to show it to my classmate which is also my friend. We swear at eachother a lot but we are just doing that jokingly (Yes, it sounds stupid). S... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1637087163 | 1637167183 | t3_qvefkx | t5_2to41 | 7,407 | United_Fox241: TIFU by getting a fertility test
English is not my first language and i suck at technical terms so bear with me.
So me and my wife have been trying for a kid since forever. While it has been fun, we have had no success so far and it is kinda sad. Kills a man's confidence, you know?
I had suspicions of ... | 15 | 493.8 | |
1637081475 | 1637091410 | t3_qvc6c1 | t5_2to41 | 62 | frikkenkids: TIFU by elbowing my girlfriend in the forehead....twice.
This happened years ago.
I am a woodworking hobbyist. When this happened, I was fairly new to the hobby and apparently more nervous about it than I am now.
My girlfriend (now wife) had been living with me for a few months. We typically have the... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1637090427 | 1637094990 | t3_qvfolh | t5_2to41 | 20 | thewisened: TIFU when my girlfriend find an old list of smut stories
Obligatory this was maybe 3 months ago, but it still haunts me to this day.
So one night I (M20) and my girlfriend (F19) were relaxing at my house watching TV downstairs for a while as we were both home from college for the summer break. Eventually, ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1637091446 | 1637124870 | t3_qvg3bd | t5_2to41 | 892 | DreamOfDays: TIFU by complimenting a friend
Last week I was having a chat with one of my friends who happens to be of the opposite gender. I just bought some new clothing and felt nice so I took a picture and sent it to her. She told me I looked nice and sent back a picture of herself. I complimented her and said “You ... | 7 | 127.428571 | |
1637095162 | 1637135542 | t3_qvhia7 | t5_2to41 | 116 | Dan_Ka: TIFU by losing everything
I was a foreign exchange student in the USA, and now I’m disqualified from my super fancy program. Basically, I came to Ohio in the beginning of August, everything was going smooth like butter: I was in good terms with my host family, I had a lot of friends, I found people I was comfor... | 8 | 14.5 | |
1637090713 | 1637174408 | t3_qvfsr8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ProbablyStoned123: TIFU and almost burned my house down
I recently bought a home that has a wood stove for heating, and with winter rolling in I've been using it. I burned a log last night, made sure it was out, and let it sit in the stove overnight. When I got home this afternoon I went to use the stove again and foun... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1637097858 | 1637102457 | t3_qviimr | t5_2to41 | 281 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a mother how her baby was.....
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foehammer914: Honestly, it feels like you made a mistake but you didn't. Situations like this happen and they deserve well thought out and kind responses. I think she will face similar conversations in the future and after the kind and understanding one... | 6 | 46.833333 | |
1637071680 | 1637104386 | t3_qv8kg2 | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my dog alone with my phone
For context my dog is a 5 month old Greyhound cross Labrador and is very tall. She is normally well behaved, and since she was tired I left my phone on the shelf (I did not know she could reach it) to get a glass of water. I was gone for maximum 30 seconds but when ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1637101141 | 1637114229 | t3_qvjqx8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | AdministrativeRip185: TIFU by asking to slap my friends ass
In my friend group, there's a guy with a humongous ass, we always make jokes about it (in good fun of course, nobody takes anything the other says seriously).
i went too far today by asking if i could slap his ass and also said i needed to see if it's just as... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1637100284 | 1637107708 | t3_qvjfpu | t5_2to41 | 10 | jesslynne94: TIFU my birth control (NSFW)
Had an appointment today and doctor decided before exploratory lap to check for endo, we would remove IUD and see if that helps the cyst and the cramping. Well the IUD was my main form of contraceptive and the pill an after thought. To top it off doc said my pill is only 85% ef... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1637101039 | 1637111884 | t3_qvjpks | t5_2to41 | 54 | caongladius: TIFU by saying my boss was embarrassing and unprofessional
This literally happened like an hour ago. I'm waiting to see if I get an angry email or what the consequences might be.
Background: I've been a middle school teacher for about 5 years now. This last year I got hired to work at a combination eleme... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1637103228 | 1637105118 | t3_qvki51 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: tifu sending nudes to my professor
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ADG211: I double call BS
alwaysmyfault: Triple BS.
1st of all, who has their professor saved in their phone by their first name?
2nd, a real professor wouldn't respond w a quip about being flat.
LadyManchineel: Well, only professors that va... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1637105584 | 1637106503 | t3_qvlbxl | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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minitaba: Dude, calm down. If thats all you said there is no problem there at all, they try to troll and scare you. There will be no consequences at all, dont worry
TkXKORE: Are you sure? Cause I’ve seen people get cancelled from random videos from years ago. They even said “Your ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1637102763 | 1637113066 | t3_qvkc5u | t5_2to41 | 44 | nero-012: TIFU by using an old phone.
So I've been having some problems with my phone recently and I've had to go back to using my old one, I've booted it all up and reinstalled and logged into everything i need to. I popped in the sim card and the transition is complete, this was my fuck up.
I've just gone to add my... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1637107754 | 1637111535 | t3_qvm2c6 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NoJudgementTho: Why wasn't "piss in the yard," an option?
Perditus_Spes: I have drunkly stumbled outside to piss in the yard and will do it again...usually cuz I can't figure out where the bathrooms at lol
bingwhip: I do it because it's nice and cool and quiet outside. Love an out... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1637108146 | 1637177408 | t3_qvm6zo | t5_2to41 | 8,686 | imanister: TIFU because I looked up his address to send cops there
I (F22) met this guy we’ll call Jay (23) through my friend. We never met in person but we grew a bond through text messages and FaceTime. We both have mental health issues, so we leaned on each other (me more than him, because Jay felt like it was point... | 22 | 394.818182 | |
1637105539 | 1637171924 | t3_qvlbdz | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU By Using the Wrong Amazon Account
So this was almost a week ago, but I thought I would share. So I've been looking for some new sex toys lately, for solo and couple play. I found a kegal vibrator I liked, thought I made sure it was my account, then left it in the cart (I will use my mom's account someti... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1637108098 | 1637166157 | t3_qvm6fb | t5_2to41 | 229 | Tiaximus: TIFU by teaching my child to catch me offguard
I have a daughter (8) and a son (3). My daughter is a wonderfully sweet person who says some of the strangest things (today was "ouch, my nut muscles!" and no, it had no real context). My son is a wild ginger scream machine who alternates between manic and man... | 4 | 57.25 | |
1637108442 | 1637671672 | t3_qvmaiw | t5_2to41 | 3 | patchybear: TIFU by running up a slide
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Pete_maravich: Did you fall and bust your ribs up like I did?
patchybear: No. I just broke my foot
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1637111287 | 1637172345 | t3_qvn7lb | t5_2to41 | 800 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU when I was in highschool and went to the washroom in my girlfriends house under renovations.
When I was I high-school around the age 16-17, I started dating this girl named Jordan.
During this time her dad was doing renovations on the house and a lot of the current renovations were on the ba... | 6 | 133.333333 | |
1637112892 | 1637185781 | t3_qvnpop | t5_2to41 | 25 | Affectionate-Fig-661: TIFU by pulling the handbrake
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TheyAreNotMyMonkeys: 20ks and not 1 but 3 changes of direction? Gotta ask: How bald were your tyres?
mmmmmjjjrrrrr: If there is no ice on road, every fine car when pulled handbrake, would just feel VERY heavy to drive around, in extreme cases put your weight... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1637113950 | 1637149171 | t3_qvo1hf | t5_2to41 | 10 | 420PTSD: TIFU when I realized moving was a terrible decision.
How to deal with regret?
I’m going to type out my feelings here because I really don’t have anyone to talk to.
Basically, I left my home town to go to a college 3 hours away. I left behind my friends, girl I was seeing and cared about deeply, amazing one ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1637117539 | 1637216371 | t3_qvp6j5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a racist video to my friend with helicopter parents.
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Frangiblepani: >Advice would be appreciated
What was his parents actual response to the last one with Mr. Clean?
Aurelian_1984: They just took his phone away. It was like 4 years ago
Frangiblepani: And you didn't take the hint... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1637115702 | 1637122552 | t3_qvom0p | t5_2to41 | 26 | gosellyourowndvds: Tifu by registering a car in my name
Additional fuck ups, I tried posted without reading rules, so this is number three. My god, I really am an idiot, just all around!
It was actually a year ago. Someone I just met said "here's what I need you to do, I buy a car, but you register it in your name and ... | 10 | 2.6 | |
1637118522 | 1637120828 | t3_qvphxl | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bulbapuppaur: Everyone messes up. Why on earth did your friend bring you edibles to work? And why didn’t she warn you? That’s super not cool. It was an accident, and I’m mostly glad that no one got hurt. The anxiety is brutal but I’m glad you’re okay. I think you need to go into w... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1637119248 | 1638052032 | t3_qvppwq | t5_2to41 | 1,694 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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zimtastic: The human body is supposed to eat meat. Don’t go vegan.
saltedpecker: No it's not. Do go vegan.
zimtastic: Hunting game animals provided a portable food niche, which allowed early hominids to leave Africa. Hunting meat defined human evolution and made our bodies what th... | 23 | 73.652174 | |
1637091938 | 1637212795 | t3_qvga6b | t5_2to41 | 11 | grc207: TIFU by possibly turning a Good Boi into a potty mouth
This happened this past weekend and I am just now living down enough shame to tell the story.
On Saturday morning, I planned to go running with friends. I was told to meet them at the end of a nearby dirt road at 7:30. Whereas I only lived 1.5 miles fr... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1637122516 | 1637124945 | t3_qvqq9k | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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grm88: I’m failing to see the TIFU.
I also highly doubt you’re going to be putting those condoms to use.
Extra-Dimension-276: i wouldnt be risking getting them if i didnt have a use for them
kingaklubs: We have all been 15 before
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1637127173 | 1637151744 | t3_qvs234 | t5_2to41 | 2,758 | whadafuggenday: Tifu when i thought my brother was joking about using my living room for a my little pony sex party
To clear a few things up the fuck up was a week ago but the fallout was today. Obvious throwaway.
my brother is odd, and looks the part of a typical neckbeard, but for the most part is actually a grea... | 11 | 250.727273 | |
1637129349 | 1637173632 | t3_qvsog8 | t5_2to41 | 6,113 | breeisfree: TIFU [29F] by getting a massage at a shopping center that I’m now fairly certain was a rub and tug parlour
Bit of a background but I work as a nurse at a major hospital, and for the last 7 years I have been using my lower back as a small crane to lift the expectations of my work as well as a majority of pat... | 11 | 555.727273 | |
1637131376 | 1637133245 | t3_qvt7u2 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Nosomancer: TIFU by not checking my metal straw before taking a sip
This just happened not 5 minutes ago.
So I've been spending a few days in my home town, visiting relatives, and just arrived back in my city after a 3hr drive. I'm tired, and didn't feel like cooking, so I went through the drive-thru of a fast food pl... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1637134911 | 1637135194 | t3_qvu2bm | t5_2to41 | 28 | 111tifuthrowaway: TIFU by forgetting Facebook monitors everything
So this isn't the worst FU in the world but has the potential to go very wrong.
I've been thinking of proposing to my girlfriend. Rather than spend ages in a jewellers where its easy to be spotted, I thought I'd start by browsing online to get an idea o... | 4 | 7 | |
1637134900 | 1637169048 | t3_qvu28t | t5_2to41 | 12 | WorkingAdagio0: TIFU by not waiting 30 minutes before panicking
So, just happened less than an hour ago. Feeling pretty bad tbh. Kinda long one I guess.
I (25 M) have been chatting with this girl (24) I met on a dating app a few months ago, and we were really hitting it off. We've been talking a bit but she doesn't ha... | 3 | 4 | |
1637136918 | 1637159450 | t3_qvujf4 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrecking my only chance to fuck my sister
I've been in love with my sister for a long time, and today, something really interesting happened. Over the past few years, my sister and I have been hanging out a lot more and I developed a crush on her. Today, we were just hanging out in a restaurant an... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1637140839 | 1637181437 | t3_qvvfxi | t5_2to41 | 456 | aletha26: Tifu by disconnecting from work on my maternity leave?
I am 8 months pregnant and I started my maternity leave almost 2 weeks ago. The day my leave started I notified HR about the Drs notice, submitted the ticket and as soon as it was approved by my manager I was out.
I work from home so I just sent a messag... | 4 | 114 | |
1637154088 | 1637157855 | t3_qvys22 | t5_2to41 | 79 | Professional_Sky5369: TIFU by not knowing the no-no sign
So this happened a few years ago, when I was around 11.
Starts as a completely normal day, I eat breakfast, you know, the usual. That day, my mom said I could watch a movie. I was really excited, because I dont really watch movies that often. Anyway, after watch... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1637155361 | 1637180780 | t3_qvz60d | t5_2to41 | 52 | AlsoNotTheMamma: TIFU by telling my gay friend that playing Minecraft with him and his family was making me homophobic.
This happened early Saturday morning for me, but it all came out a few hours ago.
**NO MINECRAFT SHAMING WILL BE TOLERATED! DON'T JUDGE ME!**
A friend of mine came out as gay about 10 years ago. He... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1637157034 | 1637236951 | t3_qvzpel | t5_2to41 | 6,970 | BreakfastBeerz: TIFU: By getting upset with my son for forgetting his trombone in my truck.
So yesterday I picked my son up from school after band practice. He put his trombone in the back seat of my truck. When we got home I told him to "Make sure you take your trombone inside". With his face buried in his phone he... | 7 | 995.714286 | |
1637158472 | 1637159593 | t3_qw06bk | t5_2to41 | 68 | Unable_Dot6692: TIFU by making my toddler swear in public
my kid is in the repeat everything phase as a result we have to watch our mouths around her. It is difficult for me as I have a potty mouth. On the whole the situation has been manageable till we took a flight a month ago.
Kiddo needed a diaper change so I went... | 4 | 17 | |
1637159748 | 1637160354 | t3_qw0lsx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sad_Pianist8934: So where was the FU?
palls247: Didn't check if I put my rings on the table or not :/
Sad_Pianist8934: I don’t know that’s a big ole FU, it’s just a simple mistake. It was two years ago and you think about it? I do the same thing. Only I’ll hang on to things for ye... | 5 | 1.6 |
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