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1637165216 | 1637188154 | t3_qw2jke | t5_2to41 | 2,478 | Fanburn: TIFU By taking delivery for our neighbors.
So today I was at home because I don't work on Wednesday.
At 9am a delivery guy rings at the door and asks if we can take our neighbor's package as they are not home and I accept as we are new in the neighborhood and that could create an opportunity to talk to some n... | 7 | 354 | |
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ah0yp0lll0i: Maybe you need to go back to 'shool', after all.
starliner2000: Their creative writing certainly needs some improvement.
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1637171681 | 1637195973 | t3_qw4vup | t5_2to41 | 666 | screen-names: TIFU by biting into a jolly rancher after years of neglecting my teeth.
TIFU by biting into a jolly rancher after years of neglecting my teeth.
A bit of back story, I'm disgusting and failed to brush my teeth growing up, 20 now and still only brush my teeth maybe once every other week or on special occas... | 12 | 55.5 | |
1637172527 | 1637259930 | t3_qw57c7 | t5_2to41 | 2,965 | ISmellLikeOranges221: TIFU by promising a long, sexy night to a total stranger in front of their S/O
Here i am bored as crap typing out another from my vast collection of exotic fuck ups.
So the other day i was shopping at a supermarket with my husband. He wears very plain colours, and was wearing all black this day.
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1637172865 | 1637181738 | t3_qw5bwz | t5_2to41 | 15 | gucciburito11: TIFU by Thinking I Could Make a Fee Extra Dollars on the Stock Market
The fuck up started about nine months ago when I discussed getting into the market and with my friend with the agreement that he’d hit me up with trade ideas and I’d execute them while at work (I was insanely busy at the time and knew ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1637172644 | 1637221633 | t3_qw58wd | t5_2to41 | 4,522 | Valuable_Scratch_668: TIFU by accidentally encouraging him to suck my nasty toes
obligatory this actually happened a few weeks ago and i wanted to share asap but it's SO GROSS i couldn't bring myself to, i'm still processing that it happened. but hopefully this will result in a laugh for some people to hear of my pain.... | 12 | 376.833333 | |
1637175061 | 1637190900 | t3_qw648b | t5_2to41 | 14 | jonnielaw: TIFU by not eating a proper lunch before taking meds.
TIFU by not eating a proper lunch before taking meds.
TIFU by not eating a proper lunch before taking my meds
Literally just happened. I take a drug called Otezla for psoriasis twice a day. When I take it in the morning/afternoon, I normally do it after... | 7 | 2 | |
1637176130 | 1637179845 | t3_qw6i7x | t5_2to41 | 31 | Firinael: TIFU by dropping a hard R n-word in class
Context: I'm not american, and it's not very common for people to know english and american politics here.
So, I'm a college student and I was in a class about Biocatalysis (stuff enzymes do), and, since my teacher is a lazy cunt, the class was divided into 5 groups ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1637177511 | 1637259779 | t3_qw6zuv | t5_2to41 | 49 | tiredofyobullshit: TIFU by being leaving one of my edibles on my nightstand.
Obligatory this happened two years ago.
So I have a Bichon mix. 25 pounds, happy and healthy. One night, I took out two chocolate edibles (10mg each) and cut them open with a scissor. If you’ve never opened one, edibles are more difficult to... | 7 | 7 | |
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adorkablegiant: Saying TL;DR without actually giving a short description of the story should be illegal.
simkashi01: Exactly my thoughts. Makes me not give a fuck about the story
Copywrites: Well, you're a piece of shit then.
simkashi01: Because I don’t want to waste my time readi... | 7 | -2.142857 | |
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BlueCordMask: Learn your lesson and keep your questions asked to more generalized categories especially in a group setting. Apologize when you can, if you still feel like you need to. Keep in mind for the future, that this is high school, not the real world where shit like that ca... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1637181998 | 1637185959 | t3_qw8kyk | t5_2to41 | 134 | DDonna: TIFU by making small talk with a patient and learned a huge family secret about my boss
I work in the therapy department at a nursing home, trying to get patients to a point where they can be independent as possible. Sometimes this mean helping them with dressing ans toileting, othertimes we focus on strengthe... | 3 | 44.666667 | |
1637182722 | 1637196771 | t3_qw8tug | t5_2to41 | 203 | WingedCapybara: TIFU by being oblivious while dating
This story takes place a few years ago but I had a random recollection of the event which inspired a belated facepalm.
At the time I had recently begun dating a really charming woman and by this point we had probably gotten together two or three times now. She had ... | 5 | 40.6 | |
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stefsizzurps: Are you sure you’re mad or are you jealous you didnt get to fuck her
andrewta: I’m going with both
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shimmerintime: Maybe the server saw them and nabbed them. Just because a gift is not with you does not mean it is not being thoroughly enjoyed.
whiskeygambler: I thought that OP meant they ordered a takeaway/takeout and so they accidentally threw the fancy chopsticks in their bin... | 3 | 5 | |
1637187736 | 1637246725 | t3_qwajpb | t5_2to41 | 29,134 | H8threeH8three: TIFU by asking my mom what a spice is used for.
I’ll never forget one time when I was like 11 or so. I was smelling all the different spices in my kitchen and was absolutely stunned when I got to the cumin and it smelled exactly like my balls. Wild as fuck. Curious, I took it to my Mom and asked, “Mom, ... | 12 | 2,427.833333 | |
1637188148 | 1637272236 | t3_qwaos6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU and commented on the girl I was seeings gas.
So this girl and I were hooking up. We were quite honest about the fact we were only fuck buddies. She treated me like her slam pig and I the same.
Well, one night her and I decided to go out dancing with some friends. The idea was I was supposed ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1637188258 | 1637903783 | t3_qwaq4z | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: Tifu tried to give a girl a pet name and she told me to screw off
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Abyss_staring_back: Awww bummer. Nicknames can be fun. I wonder why she reacted that way.
Turbulent_Coast5002: Because of translation most likely. While in english speaking countries pet name is something cute, for someone who's not ... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1637194360 | 1637196667 | t3_qwcsfe | t5_2to41 | 12 | Icantthinkofaname678: TIFU by ruining my only chance to fuck my sister.
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AstroWorldSecurity: I feel like you think you're funny.
Climaximus_Prime: I feel like they're wrong
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1637195021 | 1637289982 | t3_qwd0e6 | t5_2to41 | 101 | Cats-That-Yell: TIFU by using box hair dye in my conditioner and getting a rash on my scalp
This happened this morning and I’m trying real hard not to scratch my head.
This whole year has been me living my teenage dream of dyeing my hair bright colors; blue, pink, purple, green, green with dark blue. I went to Sally’s... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1637195875 | 1637468415 | t3_qwdajv | t5_2to41 | 4,338 | throwRAwolverine: TIFU by joking that I regenerate like Wolverine then getting my wife pregnant
I've got this joke I do sometimes when the topic of superpowers comes up.
The joke is that I regenerate like Wolverine, just more slowly - about as fast as the average human. I think it's funny because
1) that's not a su... | 11 | 394.363636 | |
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[deleted]: Congratulations! (On being abusive) PS fu*k you
Edit: I’ll eat all the downvotes! Go ahead guys! OP is threatening to breakup with his girl of 5 years in order to get her to talk to him when he was being an ass. Classic manipulative/abusive behavior. $50 for his girl o... | 11 | -0.636364 | |
1637200654 | 1637237710 | t3_qwetj9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | AustinBike: TIFU by losing my vaccine card while trying to get a booster
I live in the US but it might as well be a third world country because we rely on a paper card for vaccine status. And my state outlawed "vaccine passports" because, well, I need to leave this state, but that is a different post.
With events comi... | 4 | 4 | |
1637195952 | 1637372681 | t3_qwdbjd | t5_2to41 | 233 | palescoot: TIFU by making my wife think the pizza guy was forcing his way into our apartment while she was alone
This TIFU actually happened today. Like, just now.
I worked pretty late today, and when I called my wife as I was getting into the car she offered to order us a pizza for dinner. Work has been nuts lately a... | 9 | 25.888889 | |
1637199829 | 1637204792 | t3_qwekb2 | t5_2to41 | 106 | CaptWineTeeth: TIFU by thinking the sound from video I was watching with headphones wasn’t audible.
This literally happened minutes ago. My wife is killing herself laughing at me.
I was in my kids room putting them to bed, browsing Reddit while I sit in the chair in their room as they drop off. I came across [this vi... | 3 | 35.333333 | |
1637200547 | 1637230431 | t3_qwesab | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being careful while buying flight tickets and having to pay more than half what I originally paid to fix my mistake.
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ostrichesarenice: I would say, based on a ton of experience booking flights, that your fuckup didn’t cost you an extra $500.
The overnight flight with the crappy arrival... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1637208156 | 1637236588 | t3_qwh6fg | t5_2to41 | 21 | chronburgandy922: TIFU by wearing my Smoky the Bear shirt.
So this happened today and I still feel like a real jackwagon. So today me and my roommate went to see a friend. He just got a new apartment so we drove the 2 hours up to go see him. Well when I got dressed I just grabbed the first shirt I saw and went on my m... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1637209653 | 1637256377 | t3_qwhmte | t5_2to41 | 74 | B00TY_PATROL: TIFU by reading aloud during modern history class in 7th grade
Aight so back in the day, we were doing that “popcorn reading” thing in history class. Like, you read aloud for a paragraph or two and then pick someone else to read the next paragraph or two. I don’t recall who picked me to read next, but wow... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1637210509 | 1637212735 | t3_qwhw3f | t5_2to41 | 59 | mondayphoenix: TIFU by trying to be nice to a kitten and ending up passed out and bleeding on the floor.
I work at a pet store, and we sell kittens. For a few days we have had a single kitten left by himself. He meows for attention constantly, will literally crawl up your leg to be held. Has been nothing but the bigges... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1637211694 | 1637211974 | t3_qwi7vl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend my Reddit username and exposing all my real-life stories
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hsudude22: So she's reading this too?
Ask_me_4_a_story: Yep
hsudude22: At least you are being honest.
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1637210036 | 1637320685 | t3_qwhqzw | t5_2to41 | 74 | jjminaste: TIFU by sending a bday greeting with an AOT edit i got on yt and not immediately saying that i did not edit it
Yesterday was one of my friends' bday so I do my usual edit a bday greeting poster, but I'm not a pro of any sort btw
She is a huge AOT (Attack on Titan - anime) fan so my immediate thought was "hm... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1637213950 | 1637266529 | t3_qwiu30 | t5_2to41 | 10 | redsedit: TIFU by not going over my prescriptions with my doctor
This actually happened about 2 months ago.
I had developed a burn spur wrapping around my Achilles tendon which caused me a lot a pain when walking, but really any time I moved my foot and it was getting worse. After checking with 3 doctors, all agreed t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1637216815 | 1637218965 | t3_qwjl3j | t5_2to41 | 85 | throwawaypokefap: TIFU by jerking it to Pokemon porn
Obligatory "this happened a week ago".
This isn't a troll post. I [22M] was caught by my partner [24F] while masturbating to Poke-porn. She's very mad at me and she seems disgusted but idk why. She called me a freak and while I was offended, I said I bet the Pokem... | 5 | 17 | |
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_kwave: What the fuck did i just read
GearheadBoss: You're on r/tifu if you expected non fucked up stories then you're not in the right place
_kwave: This is beyond fucked up
GearheadBoss: Your own personal opinion holds NO weight against me here 😎😎😎
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1637219032 | 1637224563 | t3_qwk4if | t5_2to41 | 7 | _nandermind: TIFU by sending the wrong image to my girlfriend
few days ago I was texting my girlfriend as usual.
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But for that time, I was discussing with her about her preference in clothing.
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And then, I decided to do some researches, scrapping as much image as I could. And then, I sorted ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1637224804 | 1637349046 | t3_qwlgcs | t5_2to41 | 6,804 | ThrowShitOutWindow: TIFU by getting circumcised by a sex toy
Obligatory didn't happen yesterday, but over the span of the past months.
COVID lockdown has been very hard on me in the sexual department. I'm a male and I had never considered anything beyond my hand for self pleasure, but these hardships had me looking fo... | 19 | 358.105263 | |
1637231856 | 1637265421 | t3_qwn0q1 | t5_2to41 | 1,836 | K9YDC: TIFU by flashing my boob to my manager
Yes you read it correctly and it was a complete accident!
So this happened a couple of days ago. My employer was throwing a company wide conference/party for a few people from each office. It was a black tie/ball gown event. After being with the company a year, I am invit... | 14 | 131.142857 | |
1637232944 | 1637234399 | t3_qwn9nw | t5_2to41 | 11 | truethrowaway42: TIFU by opening a link I knew would make me upset
I’m a fan of this sport, F1. It’s not super popular where I am, but somehow my brother found out about it and made me watch a race, and now I’ve been obsessed for the last 5 months or so. I’ve learned about as much as one can in those 5 months, and I go... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1637233712 | 1637283753 | t3_qwngk3 | t5_2to41 | 355 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a vibrator delivered to my office
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Aidy246: Just say its for experimental purposes only lol
phenobarbiedoll98: Omg. I wish I didn’t have to say anything. This is so embarrassing… I’m not like, sexually prude or anything. And neither is she really. She’s been an out lesbian as long as ... | 8 | 44.375 | |
1637236243 | 1637252512 | t3_qwo2s7 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by ranting about bad drivers, then rear ending someone
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helo89: Just a rant comment: Being on the phone and looking on your navi is a sure shot to a crash. As a motorcycle rider I hate to see people typing on their phones, it's an absolute pest. Been overlooked so many times I stopped counting.... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1637239656 | 1637397150 | t3_qwozuh | t5_2to41 | 1,672 | Firm_Piglet1: TIFU by not tying my dressing gown.
I'm having a lie in, the doorbell goes, I jump out of bed, wrap my dressing gown around me quickly but hold it in place rather than tie it off, tuck my morning wood up, press the buzzer to unlock the big front door, I then open my flat front door, the post man is stood ... | 7 | 238.857143 | |
1637237413 | 1637243898 | t3_qwodxw | t5_2to41 | 10 | DreamingSlime: TIFU by being too scared to start working
This FU did not happen today but... over the past few months. Also made a new account to post this because I don't want my family and friends to find out - and they know my reddit account
It all more or less started in May already. I had applied to university th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
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solarus2120: And why could you not say to your friend: "Hold that thought, I gotta go to the bathroom." And then poop at school?
tway699: 1. we didn't have much time together
2. the shit was mad
3. **NEVER** shit at school
wel-shoot: Agree never shit at school
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aeraen: A cricket club has a weekly game in a park I walk past all the time, in the Midwest USA. The joke is cute, but the sport in the US is not as far-fetched as she thinks.
Enjoying_A_Meal: I have some Indian and Pakistani friends. They love playing cricket. I'm not a fan s... | 8 | 562.875 | |
1637249033 | 1637343857 | t3_qws2tk | t5_2to41 | 225 | berry_belle: TIFU - my dog ate human remains.
Every few days I walk in this beauty spot on a tall hill. A few days ago this sad looking older lady was stood watching the view by the car park. She was wearing a long black formal coat, odd for a windy hiking spot. On returning from my walk I noticed grey powder all over ... | 10 | 22.5 | |
1637249631 | 1637336677 | t3_qwsaj0 | t5_2to41 | 13,840 | CourageNTimeTom: TIFU by not using a throwaway account to post and comment about my marriage and it's probably going to end up being the end of it.
So, over the past year or so, I've sought advice and perspective from a few relationship subreddits. I didn't think much of posting freely as my wife didn't know I had an a... | 13 | 1,064.615385 | |
1637250858 | 1637255039 | t3_qwsqbv | t5_2to41 | 60 | LucyMcGooeyPants: TIFU By Getting My Sister Pepper Sprayed After Surgery
So this happened when I was in college(20 years ago). I was going to a local community college and had an apartment close to where I worked. My sister lived in the same apartment complex that I lived in.
I get a phone call from my mother one day... | 3 | 20 | |
1637252654 | 1637325887 | t3_qwteeb | t5_2to41 | 307 | Krizalid-NESTS: TIFU By forgetting to de-sync my school email from Docs.
I’ll just start off by saying that I don’t think I’m in trouble as they just let me go, but it sure as hell was scary.
I was in a Discord server with my friends yesterday and one of them jokingly asked me to make a smut fanfic about them. I decid... | 6 | 51.166667 | |
1637251800 | 1637277415 | t3_qwt307 | t5_2to41 | 80 | Wonderful-Dirt-2320: TIFU by mixing my pills and missing a day at work
First of all I have some mental health issues AND I suffer from insomnia. I take 2 pills: one antidepressant after breakfast that I keep in my kitchen counter and one very strong sleep pill that I keep in nightstand.
So last night I took the pill ... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
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Rashsalvation: Did they not talk about the work environment Or how they operate? I am religious and my wife works for a Christian based company, and they made sure believes were on par with theirs. Seems really silly of them to do this to you, and waiste their time and money.
I ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1637253728 | 1637286724 | t3_qwts7k | t5_2to41 | 108 | Whole_Ad_9688: TIFU by having my date's cat "relieve itself" all over me, and then going back for another round
Obligatory "this didn't happen today but a few months back."
I (27M) started dating this girl (26F) a few months back. One evening she invites me over to her house, which I accept. On the way back she mentio... | 7 | 15.428571 | |
1637259796 | 1637311608 | t3_qww250 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Cordero_Biggs: Horseshit.
That one hell of a creative writing exercise.
Big_Medium6953: I actually find that one very relatable XD
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1637259603 | 1637260601 | t3_qwvzlf | t5_2to41 | 15 | apaulo_18: TIFU by potentially missing a sign that my crush liked me.
Happened in February or March of this year but I still think about it from time to time.
So I met this girl at work and was instantly struck by how beautiful she is. She had this really interesting style, shes really smart and easy to talk to.
I ... | 3 | 5 | |
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theflamingspil: Seems like you have shitty neighbors. If this was your first complaint then they could’ve easily have gone to you directly and asked to be a little quieter. I literally had a neighbor leave a note on my car that called me a dumb bitch because I parked on the line e... | 3 | 7 | |
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DeadliftDingo: I'd strike a deal. You say nothing to the spouses in return for her* falling on the sword if need be with the client. Also, you get to keep the drugs for the nuisance.
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ValyrianJedi: Oh, yeah, if something were to come of it there is zero way I'm taking the fa... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1637240136 | 1637271146 | t3_qwp4r3 | t5_2to41 | 84 | YellowChickn: TIFU missing the musical the lion king
So that happened yesterday.
A friend of mine and her brother was planning to visit her father in a far away (6h cardrive) city. There is also a city nearby (2h cardrive) where the musical the lion king is performed.
The 3 of us planned 1 month beforehand to go to ... | 3 | 28 | |
1637261582 | 1637879536 | t3_qwwppd | t5_2to41 | 11 | freaee: TIFU by having an accidental boner in front of my mom and brother
So just for context: today; me, my brother and my mom were supposed to go to the mall today right after school because the mall we were planning on going to was an at most 8-minute drive from my school. We were just planning on looking at a few s... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1637265270 | 1637265618 | t3_qwy2f1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a work call fully naked
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Nihhrt: I mean it's a phonecall. I don't see the problem other than you getting weird thoughts about it.
thisismythrowaway832: I know all that. Maybe i'm overreacting. But i fucking hate the fact that i asked a 14 y.o whether she has sex while i was fully nake... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1637267037 | 1637268288 | t3_qwypcn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my mask in the toilet
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Imafish12: The bar to posting on this sub is too low
107bees: Maaan I don't expect to make it to hot but I felt like sharin
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1637267089 | 1637353646 | t3_qwyq0d | t5_2to41 | 74 | DiabeticStormtrooper: TIFU by making a girl I'm seeing think that my dog's toy is a sex toy of mine
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soppinglovenest: She actually thought it was your buttplug.
slitlip: One that you can put peanutbutter in and eat out of.
soppinglovenest: Not very often that I am upstaged in the game of Outgross. Upvote besto... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1637268137 | 1637349870 | t3_qwz3gt | t5_2to41 | 22,382 | ImAFuckingIdiot22: TIFU by injecting my girlfriend with FIVE doses of the covid vaccine
This happened a few weeks ago.
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Quick background, I'm in my last year of pharmacy school. I'm currently bouncing around doing rotations (free work) at different sites, hospitals, big pharma companies, retail stores, et... | 15 | 1,492.133333 | |
1637267125 | 1637363468 | t3_qwyqj1 | t5_2to41 | 176 | agoraphobicrecluse: TIFU by hosing down the mail-lady
This happened years ago but I thought it would fit. I still cringe at the memory.
I used to have a crab-apple tree in front of my house bordering my driveway. I called it the "crunch berry tree" due to all it's fruit falling and covering the driveway and b... | 3 | 58.666667 | |
1637270819 | 1637318770 | t3_qx024i | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Windows
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fenriq: Your work isn’t auto-saved every few minutes?
T0nitigeR: This sounds more like the real TIFU
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1637271255 | 1637297329 | t3_qx07qf | t5_2to41 | 118 | BeefEater81: TIFU by trusting my wife
My wife and I have an agreement. We alternate who is responsible for being the tooth fairy. We've had a lot of teeth going missing lately plus a really busy fall schedule.
Yesterday, our youngest lost another tooth at school. She was ecstatic to have the tooth fairy visit once aga... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1637274372 | 1637321786 | t3_qx1bj3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | StrafeLord38: TIFU: Unisex Bathroom
I'm a guy, and this is what happened, so in the library I go too there 3 floors and on each floor there a set of bathrooms designated for men and women. Until you get to the third floor, the third floor is usually where I like to go an study and I had the shitty situation to go to ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
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lts_nodnarb: Don't understand how telling a child it's okay to drink rat poison is a joke.
Soupnoop4: the joke wasnt intended for him
edit: i was talking to my friend, not him
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1637277282 | 1637277853 | t3_qx2bru | t5_2to41 | 19 | IrishJesusDude: TIFU by forgetting to accept a job offer
Happened a long number of years ago, had left home and moved to a large city. I was working in a bar and living upstairs which was working out great, but unfortunately the bar was closing to be remodeled and I was out of work and worst of all, out of home.
I st... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1637287013 | 1637287452 | t3_qx5f0o | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DrownedOut1: Why did you make it bold lmao, made me read it in a voice and made me laugh
Svenn513: I didn't even know I did it. It looked normal on my phone.
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1637289586 | 1637293714 | t3_qx68cg | t5_2to41 | 0 | negroleo02: TIFU by making a username in Spanish that is racist in English
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patronizingperv: Sure.
negroleo02: wdym?
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1637287984 | 1637293280 | t3_qx5qbp | t5_2to41 | 33 | rugernut13: TIFU by wearing my new hat and throwing up all over my wife's car.
Obligatory "this happened the other day". So, shortly before Halloween, I went to the cigar store. Bought a couple cigars. While I was there, I noticed that they had a few hats for sale. Most appeared to be marketing freebies they had gotten... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1637299951 | 1637388193 | t3_qx99ap | t5_2to41 | 14,376 | Smirkydarkdude: TIFU by getting my wife to try and buy an anal sex toy at Home Depot
Yep. Just happened. We have been stuck in Canada for the past 2 years and finally got down to our place in Arizona. First thing was to deal with all the repairs. Toilets that wouldn't flush. A in-sink food grinder up thing that st... | 11 | 1,306.909091 | |
1637301395 | 1637303481 | t3_qx9n14 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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vucal969: Just be honest.
Message her:
“hello. I accidentally liked an old Instagram photo of you like a super creeper because I wanted to look at that cool outfit you showed me before. That is all. Thank you for your time. “
Disclaimer: I haven’t been on a date in like half a... | 4 | 3 | |
1637304638 | 1637339365 | t3_qxagbu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Acidflare1: Some doors and locks are just tricky, it happens if you’re not familiar with the door. Other people who are familiar with the door do it so often they forget to mention it unless they see someone else struggling with it.
ThrowRA983420: Well yes, probably didn’t think o... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1637314113 | 1637316830 | t3_qxcmds | t5_2to41 | -2 | PrincessTiaraLove: TIFU by telling my aunt my career goals
I'm 29 and my life has been a wild ride. I've been many things including a stripper, webcam model, now uber/delivery driver all the while trying to figure out what I really wanted to do with my life. I did go to college while I stripped and managed to get my as... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1637314180 | 1637471146 | t3_qxcmvo | t5_2to41 | 11,301 | Amimokey: TIFU by telling a girl it's nice to see her halping her granfather at the shop. It was her husband.
Title pretty much tells the story.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes or gramatical errors, English isn't my first language.
We have a local shop that is ran by an old man, probably on his 70's or 80's. I love t... | 10 | 1,130.1 | |
1637322505 | 1637337273 | t3_qxekhv | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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metalsonic2: Why do you feel terrible then?
SAinQat: I feel terrible because they have been friends for years and I don’t want this to change or destroy their friendship
metalsonic2: But that’s not something you can control, your both adults. It’s their responsibility for how they... | 9 | 9.111111 | |
1637324717 | 1637367584 | t3_qxf4xf | t5_2to41 | 1,616 | dejarqe: TIFU by waking my friend
This happened roughly an hour ago, and I'm still shaking to my core; one of the most terrifying moments of my life, and I am probably scarred for eternity.
My friend (of 5 years) said he was taking a quick nap, and to wake him up in 20 minutes.
20 minutes later, I wake him up gently;... | 9 | 179.555556 | |
1637328427 | 1637379710 | t3_qxg6md | t5_2to41 | 26 | _bbycake: TIFU by opening a package not addressed to me
I just bought a house last week and have been moving since. I was expecting a couple packages, including one from my realtor as a thank-you gift. Late last week a package arrived on my porch that just had an address label with my new address on it. The label was p... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1637326064 | 1637361877 | t3_qxfhwz | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sounding racist
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fliguana: Not racist: Will I get a sunburn? - that depends on your skin color
Racist, but not you: Can I live in this building? - that depends on your skin color (colleges with race-segregated dorms)
Likely racist: "is this seat taken?" - that depends on you... | 6 | 9 | |
1637328617 | 1637593532 | t3_qxg8l7 | t5_2to41 | 690 | Embarrassed-Jello889: Tifu by bathing in shit
So I have been fundraising for a charity recently and in doing so I have been doing a "dip a day" where every day of the month have to run down to the beach, jump in the water for a dip and then run home because... Well it's cold.
Anyway, I just hit day 19/30 today and...... | 11 | 62.727273 | |
1637332886 | 1637352002 | t3_qxhm57 | t5_2to41 | 285 | wasted_wonderland: TIFU by telling my American friends I was “tripping dicks”...
We were in France and they were exchange students in my masters program.
The International/European students obviously assumed the role of hosts. So we were trying to show them around, show them a good time, introduce them to some cool sh... | 8 | 35.625 | |
1637293468 | 1637336326 | t3_qx7fdp | t5_2to41 | 5 | Miles_Saintborough: TIFU by not backing up my data as frequently as I should have
I been using a mechanical hard drive for a few years purely to store my files (images, music, etc) while using the main SSD for everything else. My mechanical hard drive hadn't been acting up other than sometimes taking a few seconds long... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1637339426 | 1637353645 | t3_qxjuv1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | DeLowl: TIFU By accidentally causing extreme pain to my roommate and best friend
My roommate and best friend recently got a conch piercing. If you don't know what those are, it's a piercing through the middle of the shell of the ear, straight through cartiledge(spelling), and is considered to be one of the more painful... | 5 | 7 | |
1637340291 | 1637433228 | t3_qxk5pv | t5_2to41 | 848 | fedoraharp: TIFU by blowing bubbles for my cats
This started about a week ago but has escalated to the point where it's annoying (albeit adorable) now.
My sister and I are roommates. We've both been dealing with a lot of work stress lately, so last week she picked up tubes of bubbles on her way home to help us blow of... | 6 | 141.333333 | |
1637343376 | 1637387090 | t3_qxl9an | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OhNoTheDawnPatrol: The fuck is wrong with both of you?
_breadbutter: Gen z relationships be like
PixelatedPixelDragon: As a Gen Z. Yeah, the amount of relationships I've seen that are just so unbelievably fucking stupid is more than I wish it was.
_breadbutter: oH bAbE pLeAsE sMaC... | 14 | 5.357143 | |
1637343600 | 1645227002 | t3_qxlc6p | t5_2to41 | 32 | Trek5VEVO: TIFU by asking my Japanese teacher what a certain kanji means because i thought it would be funny.
Im a 2nd year in college and am currently taking Japanese 1. Its almost the end of the semester and were wrapping up things up in class. Recently weve been moving onto kanji. For those who dont know, kanji is 1... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1637338989 | 1637366232 | t3_qxjpm4 | t5_2to41 | 245 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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xrtpatriot: I can't even see it. Am I blind????
p1nkp3pp3r: I only saw it after reading OP's response! People have way better eyes watching a video than I do sometimes seeing something IRL a few feet away from me. I'm impressed.
xrtpatriot: I still cant see it. Ive tried on thre... | 5 | 49 | |
1637348421 | 1637378173 | t3_qxn0t2 | t5_2to41 | 59 | badasscrying: TIFU by accusing someone with a condition of being underage when they were actually older than me
Obligatory this was like 7 years ago.
I used to work at a restaurant where only people 18+ could sit at the bar after 9-10 pm or something.
Context: I am drastically an overly “people pleaser” type of perso... | 17 | 3.470588 | |
1637347120 | 1637639080 | t3_qxmkv6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Fertility18: TIFU by taking a depression test on a school laptop
This happened about 2 years ago, but it still keeps irking me at night every day since then. I might as well get if off my chest and share it with you guys.
So, in my high school class the teacher decided to play some kahoot to make our day a bit lighter... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1637351898 | 1637440668 | t3_qxo6ys | t5_2to41 | 40 | Sajomir: TIFU by humming Itsy-Bitsy Spider
I was taking a shower when a wild spider appeared, making its way across the wall. He was far enough away to be no bother, but was getting dangerously close to the running water.
I left him to his chances. An ominous grin spread across my face as I start humming the tune.
Th... | 5 | 8 | |
1637351859 | 1637357206 | t3_qxo6im | t5_2to41 | 106 | Sailingaway1342: TIFU by Exposing my Mental State
So for some context, I'm in therapy and on Lexapro now and it's helping with my depression and anxiety. However, I made a small error.
You see, I've had suspicions that I have Borderline Personality Disorder because I fit some of the criteria and I experienced a *lot*... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1637357011 | 1637428596 | t3_qxpx9t | t5_2to41 | 141 | ekpyrotica: TIFU by tricking myself into thinking I had a disease with the wrong pills
So for the past month or so I have felt extremely tired, dozing off in my chair even after getting 8 hours of sleep, needing 5 cups of coffee just to feel alert, unable to converse with friends or coworkers well, disoriented, depress... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1637357366 | 1637395380 | t3_qxq1gg | t5_2to41 | 782 | SpacePrincessy: TIFU by making pickled chili- and red onions while on my period
Hi!
First time posting anything, so bear with me as I try to entertain you with the pain I've inflicted upon myself - as is indicated by the title, this is not a story for those who're grossed out by the idea of periods.
If you're in dou... | 8 | 97.75 | |
1637357471 | 1637383309 | t3_qxq2ul | t5_2to41 | 346 | chappie85: TIFU by not noticing a girl liked me
The event itself didn't occur today but a few years back but i (male at the time around 14 years old) just realized that i didn't notice it. So a few years back i was pretty good friends with this girl (female also around 14). I didn't think much of it and didn't think sh... | 5 | 69.2 | |
1637358872 | 1637369485 | t3_qxqj3v | t5_2to41 | 3,584 | kwibu: TIFU by wishing my partner "good luck" upon entering me during sex
Context: we're Dutch. The Dutch word for good luck is 'succes'. You can probably guess where this is going to go but I'm going to tell you anyway because I'm still laughing about it and you might too. And yes, this is going to be TMI.
We were ha... | 8 | 448 | |
1637364676 | 1637388786 | t3_qxsels | t5_2to41 | 178 | indicagal: TIFU by keeping the air purifier next to the dog’s water bowl
This fuck up is definitely not as racy as others and not very serious either but I just realized my fuck up today and can’t believe it took me this long to figure it out!
A few weeks ago I ordered an air purifier for our bedroom. It arrived and ... | 6 | 29.666667 | |
1637371785 | 1637393393 | t3_qxul2k | t5_2to41 | 16,026 | LongjumpingTune9787: TIFU by losing my mind at all you can eat sushi;
So, to preface this, I am a small 100 pounds soaking wet female who just happens to love sushi. So as a payday treat, I go to my local sushi restaurant for their all-you-can-eat dinner for $25.99. I am stoked and immediately order six of all my favo... | 12 | 1,335.5 | |
1637372057 | 1637373187 | t3_qxuo2i | t5_2to41 | -8 | BestBoiTotoro: TIFU by not knowing it was a yeast Infection
Obligatory wasnt today, but it was just now I realised this.
So my ex was my first serious boyfriend. He was long distance but we would still meet up regularly. Back then I was 15 and he was 18. He was the one I lost my virginity to
Bit of backstory, he w... | 5 | -1.6 | |
1637384999 | 1637388579 | t3_qxyf8v | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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billiemint: Dude, I'm pretty sure your cousin sexually harrassed you.
Edit: I meant sexually assaulted you, OP.
knowyourdarkness: This would be assault not just sexual harassment. But also the story is confusing as fuck. What is a cousin brother?!
billiemint: That was the word I ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1637385696 | 1637388686 | t3_qxylv3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend pull my hair during sex
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[deleted]: cool story bro
[deleted]: i really like the part where you did a whole e.r. trip in an hour...pretty amazing
guardian2428: Not really. Quiet night I can get patients thru in under an hr. It's all about prioritising jobs.
Kahj232: Yeah ... | 5 | 6.4 |
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