start_date stringlengths 10 10 | end_date stringlengths 10 10 | thread_id stringlengths 8 10 ⌀ | subreddit stringclasses 1
value | subreddit_id stringclasses 1
value | total_score int64 -564 194k | text stringlengths 52 58.9k | num_messages int64 3 160 | avg_score float64 -55.17 14.3k |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1637385581 | 1637388162 | t3_qxykr3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By crashing my car.
[deleted]
soflet-: Did you try the handbrake?
ElectricalEnergy69: It’s a Prius, which doesn’t have a handbrake, but it’s replaced with a button which serves the same function as the handbrake. With that being said, I did so I guess you could say I pressed the “handbrake button” lol
s... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1637390878 | 1637429989 | t3_qxzwlg | t5_2to41 | 61 | ChicknStripz: TIFU by sending $300 to a scammer
I always see videos and read articles about people getting scammed and I think, “how could they not know it’s a scam!” Now I know how it feels… and I feel like an idiot.
So basically, my old friend has been posting on Instagram for months about how he works for an inves... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1637393858 | 1637396928 | t3_qy0lci | t5_2to41 | 15 | bonzersrrad: TIFU by moving back by 2 inches at a crowded music show
This happened in my early twenties, I had to create a throwaway account to hide my shame. I was a typical guy my age who was super interested women but only had limited successful encounters. I was at a show of popular band that played groovy dance mu... | 5 | 3 | |
1637404005 | 1637454599 | t3_qy2vbw | t5_2to41 | 14,945 | staysl-boom: TIFU by leaving not one - but THREE - imprints of my cock and balls on the shower glass
So I’m in the shower at my partner’s house and her parents are over. I’m just finishing up. You know how some people draw a smiley face in the steamy glass in the shower? Well I thought just this once it would be funny ... | 9 | 1,660.555556 | |
1637396177 | 1637465420 | t3_qy14fh | t5_2to41 | 26 | Slaves2TheSystem: TIFU by relying on my exes
Throwaway account just because it involves my job.
My superior, who also happens to be my ex gf, arranged a solo business trip for me last week. I'm a cameraman at a media company and my ex gf is the senior production manager. She blindsided me with this business trip at t... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1637407605 | 1637408922 | t3_qy3ppr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
Pleasework94: What was the reason you looked it up? Also, how did you explain it to that girl?
apIIe: Like I mentioned, I was just trying to cover it up like it was a joke. Guess it worked? Or not, she constantly brings it up now
EDIT: I dont exactly remember since I have all sor... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1637414033 | 1637414660 | t3_qy5cpl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
TheIncredibleBulk88: She wants a divorce cuz of porn?
DrownedOut1: Ther might be more to it
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1637421609 | 1637468109 | t3_qy7ovx | t5_2to41 | 94 | telijah: TIFU by not replacing my keyboard's batteries and now I'm out $1000 for the moment
A shipping service I use allows you to keep funds within your online account for creating shipping labels instead of charging your card for every label created. This morning, I went to add $10.00 since I use the service maybe tw... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1637427467 | 1637428674 | t3_qy9p0o | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
[deleted]: Just finish him off next time
justabill71: "Anyone want seconds?"
| 3 | 5.666667 | |
1637430792 | 1637496340 | t3_qyauj4 | t5_2to41 | 6,930 | Whoopsmansnothot: tifu by ruining my son's first word
Literally happened earlier today. My son is a toddler, about 16 months old. He's developmentally on track, but I've been champing at the bit for him to start using words. He can do Mama and Dada and that's about it.
So here's where I ruined it. A couple years ago a... | 9 | 770 | |
1637432808 | 1637440329 | t3_qybjqs | t5_2to41 | 62 | G8keypur: TIFU by telling Grandma that she should sit on the washing machine
Picture this:
In a community living center
I(25F) and Grandma(76F) well call her G are roommates
Our washing machine gets used consistently throughout the day and since it's a standard household washer.. it's missing a link and keeps stoppin... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1637433707 | 1637489578 | t3_qybuxj | t5_2to41 | 495 | DaddyOhMy: TIFU by telling my mother-in-law how I like my tea.
This was a bunch of years ago before my wife & I got married. We were at my (now) in-laws' apartment having dinner After dinner, my mother-in-law offered tea or coffee and I asked fortea. I also offered to help in the kitchen because kissing your girlfr... | 4 | 123.75 | |
1637435983 | 1637436617 | t3_qycn3u | t5_2to41 | 9 | Heyaeryn: Tifu by lifting wrong
I’m continuing my education in ems (Saturday only class) and today we were practicing different movement and extrication techniques. One way to move a patient is a fireman’s carry, it consists of hoisting someone across your shoulders and securing one of their arms and legs in front of y... | 3 | 3 | |
1637436640 | 1637553523 | t3_qycv89 | t5_2to41 | 2,302 | drewm99x: TIFU by shaving my nether regions.
Hello (17M)
I'll do my best to keep it short
So basically, last night at around 12 A.M. I get a text from this girl I know and like most text sent around this time it is far from innocent. We start talking and the next thing I know she tells me to pick her up so we can hav... | 10 | 230.2 | |
1637437291 | 1637438019 | t3_qyd34p | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
prettyupsidedown: Im So confused how did they see you? Weren’t you in a stall?
charlotte_dark02: They didn’t see us. They heard us.
prettyupsidedown: How did they know who you both were?
charlotte_dark02: I don’t think they did. I think they heard us. Knew what we where doing.
pre... | 8 | 2 | |
1637437779 | 1637452165 | t3_qyd90a | t5_2to41 | 119 | GRV01: TIFU by not realizing I was on a date
*This actually happened twenty years ago when i was a teen but its been bugging me for a long time so here we are.*
TL;DR: Idiot teenage boy unwittingly finds himself on date with cute busty next door and blows it with his obliviousness
So i was a military brat and we move... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1637440473 | 1637440625 | t3_qye5tv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
gwaaadit: Did you get the beyblade back?
strwrsnerdbutbetter: No ;-;
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1637443448 | 1637461342 | t3_qyf5we | t5_2to41 | 1,854 | Origamishi: TIFU by being a National threat
Obligatory “this didn’t happen today, but a few years ago”. More specifically, October of 2018 when I was living in the Phoenix area.
I was driving to meet a friend after a long day of work. There was standard Friday night traffic, but nothing too bad. I was cruising along t... | 8 | 231.75 | |
1637445584 | 1637446335 | t3_qyfvgs | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
AllanfromWales1: I gave up peeing standing up twenty years ago. It's sit down pretty much every time for me now. Particularly at night, when I can virtually go back to sleep while sitting, which I can't do standing up.
reallifereallysucks: Same here also that way you can just let ... | 3 | 4 | |
1637446138 | 1637502035 | t3_qyg2dn | t5_2to41 | 217 | MostFail1421: TIFU by eating sand
This was a few years ago. My wife and I were celebrating our 5 year anniversary abroad and were having lunch at the resort. We order fries with chaat masala - an Indian seasoning. A few minutes later the waiter brings us a little dish with the seasoning and a few minutes after that the... | 4 | 54.25 | |
1637443833 | 1637448367 | t3_qyfakq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
Comprehensive-Sun954: That made no sense and was incredibly hard to follow.
You TIFU because you didn’t tell your family your MIL was coming to dinner and it was a big deal to fit one more person in because your SIL has social anxiety and is going to freak out if one extra perso... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1637445996 | 1637525168 | t3_qyg0pd | t5_2to41 | 12,314 | tyler_durden2021: TIFU by setting my friends vadge on fire 🔥
UPDATE::
She texted me briefly before she had to head into work this morning. All is good. She sent me this article and told me she should do this to me next time we meet 😂. https://clickbait.ninja/2017/12/12/hot-pepper-in-ass-next-health-foods/
I sti... | 18 | 684.111111 | |
1637448532 | 1637448709 | t3_qyguqs | t5_2to41 | 3 | CubesBuster: TIFU, by probably ruining first session of my DnD group
So, for long time I wasn't very social, but about moth ago I posted on reddit that I am looking for someone to play DnD with. I found the group, and now we finally finished our characters,and scheduled our first session.
Today was first DnD session o... | 3 | 1 | |
1637418658 | 1640849122 | t3_qy6qbi | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kitchen_Mood_594: TIFU by assuming 1 friend had told another friend to play a NSFW game (NSFW)
TL;DR at the bottomso this was a few weeks ago but the situation is still happening, and I have friends that can affect this problem that follow my main so Im using a burner accountaround 2 weeks ago, one of my friends (frien... | 3 | 1 | |
1637390307 | 1637463562 | t3_qxzrye | t5_2to41 | 12 | _breadbutter: TIFU by falling into a pond inside a villa
This happened a few years ago but its been in my mind ever since and honestly cant stop laughing about it.
So a few years ago my family along with my cousins decided to travel to Bali for a week. We all were really excited and we had a villa booked for our sta... | 3 | 4 | |
1637451831 | 1637460337 | t3_qyhxl3 | t5_2to41 | 2,874 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
SuperSwaiyen: No, TYFU by being a piece of shit to your SO
weirdaVID: I agree, btw *TIFU. Idk why it was bothering me so much but I had to correct it.
metalbridgebuilder: You know they're saying "think you fucked up" to op..
Fancy_Split_2396: Thinking he/she meant "Today You Fucke... | 11 | 261.272727 | |
1637452300 | 1637452641 | t3_qyi2yj | t5_2to41 | 31 | striper97: TIFU By Commenting On My GF's Lotion
This happened this morning and I'm still trying to keep my mouth shut.
I woke up early this Saturday morning and I see my GF had just got out of the shower because the light is on but I didn't hear the shower. She normally loves to sleep in on the weekends and I'm usual... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1637452975 | 1637542153 | t3_qyiam0 | t5_2to41 | 349 | mephist0_pheles: TIFU by using Taiwanese mouth wash
Before the pandemic we visited Taiwan and I brought two tiny mouthwash bottles from a hotel home with me. One green, one orange. The other day I used up the green one. Different taste than our US brands but fine. Today I tried the orange one and after pouring half the... | 8 | 43.625 | |
1637452705 | 1637456333 | t3_qyi7br | t5_2to41 | 49 | Helpful-Tiger4991: TIFU by kissing my aunt, and making this escalate.
[removed]
TuckerCarlsonsOhface: Dude, how in the flying F do you not understand how a tl;dr works?
myshtigo: Seriously. Longer than the post
TuckerCarlsonsOhface: That, and he doesn’t even tell the story in the post.
| 4 | 12.25 | |
1637459245 | 1637560932 | t3_qyk7a6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | buttercup0608: TIFU by locking myself out of the house where I live
So this just happened and I’m so embarrassed I really need to tell someone about it.
Two months ago I moved to a new country and i am currently living with a relative. I like it a lot here and I’m really enjoying staying with them and I hope they don... | 4 | 4 | |
1637459329 | 1637539571 | t3_qyk86m | t5_2to41 | 613 | Zeaus03: TIFU By pulling a penguin out of our TV
Happened this morning, still paying for my magical act of spontaneous pengiun conception.
So my daughter and I were chilling to a fine episode of Paw Patrol after long morning at the rec center.
An episode starts where they have to rescue Francois and a baby penguin. ... | 6 | 102.166667 | |
1637461740 | 1637531189 | t3_qyky17 | t5_2to41 | 4,890 | BlankAnyway206: Tifu by drunk calling my love interest at 4:30 in the morning and bawling to her about how much she means to me and how much I love her.
This was last night. I cook at a pub and ended up having a few more than I anticipated. This girl who I have been courting on and off for almost 6 months now? She i... | 10 | 489 | |
1637461070 | 1637479873 | t3_qykqx2 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Clobo001: TIFU by hiding barefoot in a dark bathroom and making my boyfriend's family think I'm on drugs
Obligatory: this happened three years ago, and I had been dating my boyfriend (now fiancé) for a year at that point.
For background, my boyfriend worked at his stepbrother's furniture business as a salesman, and h... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1637468083 | 1637527944 | t3_qymteq | t5_2to41 | 282 | nullGnome: TIFU by laughing at my grandfather's funeral.
Not today but I was sitting at my grandfather's funeral with the church seats all packed full of families. Relatives, my family and people I didn't know. I was sitting behind my nieces and nephews while the ceremony was ongoing. Everyone was completely silent exc... | 6 | 47 | |
1637461909 | 1637534540 | t3_qykzvd | t5_2to41 | 77 | imdrippydrippy: TIFU by thinking someone assisted in 3 open heart surgeries.
So I was with my boyfriend at my little sister’s birthday party. There was a “party host” that was helping us set up the decorations and stuff for the party (we rented a room at the local pavilion). I noticed the party host had blood on her wr... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1637473216 | 1637475029 | t3_qyo7ah | t5_2to41 | 8 | wafflehand: tifu by almost deleting my Xbox account with hundreds of dollars on it
This story started a week ago and finished 10 minutes ago im 13 and i though i could be smart and link my Xbox account to my switch account so i went on my computer when on my dad's account and changed his email to mine and same with my... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1637473355 | 1637505235 | t3_qyo8kw | t5_2to41 | 54 | leblows: TIFU by showing my dick n balls to people in line for a stall
So I'm on vacation and away from my bidet. This morning I did the thing, wiped a while and took a shower and felt okay. But I never feel fully clean when I'm pooping away from home.
Then I walked around for 2+ hours and went to a museum. While ther... | 8 | 6.75 | |
1637475153 | 1637479035 | t3_qyopf4 | t5_2to41 | 822 | EGotti: TIFU Giving My Dog A Bath During My Shower Time
I have two standard poodles (M 7-months F 1-year). My female LOVES water and has been showing an increasing amount of interest of my shower time… Male poodle, not so much. Thing is, I work long hours and I try to give them as much time to roam the common areas of ... | 5 | 164.4 | |
1637477853 | 1637507047 | t3_qypdg1 | t5_2to41 | 83 | TheTaylorShawn: TIFU by discovering Prime Rib while on a steroid for covid/pneumonia
I always loved steaks, but I thought a steak was a steak, and I thought the filet was the non chewy version of steak so I always just ordered that wherever I went.
I figured prime rib was just ribs that were a premium product or somet... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1637455515 | 1637563190 | t3_qyj355 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Tarendar: TIFU by giving the dog a $130.00 blanket
I have a Doberman who loves to chew on blankets. He doesn't eat them, but will happily chew on them until they are shredded into a million little pieces. Since he enjoys destroying his blankets so much I tend to just grab a few every time I'm in a goodwill for him. The... | 3 | 7 | |
1637473616 | 1637521032 | t3_qyob06 | t5_2to41 | 18 | hesitant_wanderer539: TIFU by not checking the last bus departure time
This all started yesterday in the afternoon. A friend of mine (lets call her 1) who lives outsude the city invited me and another friend (lets call him 2) to come over her house for dinner. At first I hesitated, because next day I would have a reall... | 3 | 6 | |
1637482690 | 1637489870 | t3_qyqi2t | t5_2to41 | 7 | meph19: TIFU by missing my chance to have a girlfriend
Obligatory this didn't happened today and it only happened this year.
I first met this girl on tinder and damn when I saw her profile I immediately swiped right and saw a match immediately. She was into cosplaying, likes to play videogames and wear glasses which ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1637481909 | 1637538829 | t3_qyqbxe | t5_2to41 | 124 | TheCanadian_Bacon: TIFU by jumping on the athletic kid's nuts (Not today anymore cuz the post was removed for not having TL;DR)
I (a 14yr old male in grade 9) am in gym this semester and we are doing a five day unit on figures (for people that don't know what figures is it is basically gymnastic routines i think). Our... | 3 | 41.333333 | |
1637489776 | 1637498639 | t3_qys42t | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
GamerGrunt: Sorry to hear that. It was a tragic accident, but still an accident... try not to beat yourself up too much, but I can understand how it would be difficult not to. I hope you're doing okay.
SwollenLeftThumb: This happened around 2008 or early 2009, Anyway over 12 years... | 7 | 21.571429 | |
1637491924 | 1637493882 | t3_qysl4w | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU : by having my work computer being blew up
[deleted]
de7426: How did your computer blow up?
Reversecurve377: bomb squads often defuse “bombs” with a small controlled explosion
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1637494158 | 1638094485 | t3_qyt49e | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
Ana_Nuann: I don't see why they'd think you were racist. That makes no sense.
Dependent_Ad_5035: Whiye woman DEMANDS black people serve her.
Ana_Nuann: At no point in the story does it sound like she demanded anything. She asked for service, couldnt hear what she was told, asked t... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1637500455 | 1637511692 | t3_qyuq6e | t5_2to41 | 94 | SalamiMommie: Tifu by peeing on my brothers dog
This was Thursday night. My family went to go see my brother and his newborn baby. We all had a wonderful time holding her and talking with him and his wife. His dog was wanting to go out though and kept implying he wanted me to go with him.
They have a very nice back ya... | 3 | 31.333333 | |
1637501092 | 1637587480 | t3_qyuwtp | t5_2to41 | 37,506 | napstur: TIFU by fixing my girlfriend's parents internet router and now they think I watch gay porn.
My girlfriend's parents are not very tech-savvy so she offered to help her dad connect to the router. She wanted to connect using the WPS button, but on this model router, it's also the reset button if you hold it. She ... | 13 | 2,885.076923 | |
1637508630 | 1637526464 | t3_qyxb20 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ahkhira: TIFU. I broke some plumbing, and I don't even know how!
Dear Reddit,
TIFU. This happened within the past hour.
The laundry room faucet has been on the fritz for nearly a YEAR, and I got fed up. I had procured a replacement faucet and asked Husband to please replace the thing. He said OK, "when I get around t... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1637512285 | 1637516611 | t3_qyykyq | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
TrickyLG: If he gets you a gift, you accept gratefully - he recognises that you protected both him, and his personal items
You're a great friend! He wants to say thanks...
X_Humanbuster_X: the problem is that he got me other things in the past
Dismal-Exam6066: That's fine. Gifts... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1637497147 | 1637560201 | t3_qyttpi | t5_2to41 | 11 | wholesomeoasis: TIFU by implying that I’m about to show my dick.
This TIFU happened more then 10 years ago, but I just realized what went wrong.
I was chatting with a girl that another girl said would be a fit for me and we really hit it off, chatting for hours on end and looking at each other via cam. After a... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1637516488 | 1637530991 | t3_qz031g | t5_2to41 | 30 | scaptastic: TIFU by laughing during my blood test
Ever since I was young I have had strange responses to pain. Everyone else around my age group cried their heads off when they got shots but I smiled. It made me feel tough.
That changed the one day (this was a few years ago). I got a car, moved out of my parents’ hou... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1637519685 | 1637612516 | t3_qz18mf | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a very unfortunately prophetic dream
[removed]
Rare_lumps: K y
Harryg42: That’s for things going in, not coming out
Rare_lumps: I didn't even mean to post that. Was buttdialing shit
| 4 | 43.25 | |
1637523348 | 1637524359 | t3_qz2jjp | t5_2to41 | 165 | Sin-God: TIFU By Trying To Tutor A Kid & Getting Scammed
So this story took place over the course of about two and a half weeks and ended the day after my 27th birthday, four days ago.
So, hi. I work as a tutor on a website that facilitates parents and tutors chatting, and as a social media analyst and strategist... | 7 | 23.571429 | |
1637523770 | 1637582208 | t3_qz2oul | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
maskforsociety: Ah, the things we do when young and in love.
hills_for_breakfast: It’s 3:56am, phone brightness is down, eyes are blurry, and I read “…the things we do when young and in Iowa”
| 3 | 21 | |
1637527582 | 1637790567 | t3_qz40v4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwaway23234233: TIFU by shoplifting at Walmart and getting caught.
This happened yesterday and good god it was humiliating. Throwaway because I don't want this on my original account in case any friends, colleges, or future employers see it.
I (17f) went to Walmart with my mom and a few of my sisters yesterday beca... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1637529883 | 1637530835 | t3_qz4tf9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mikinak77: TIFU by accidentally deleting nearly ALL my photos
So, as I'm writing this, I'm still fuming.
Today, I got a message in Google Photos stating that I don't have enough storage in my Disc, and I was like "ok", since that has been happening to me for a while, but today, there was a new button, that had a furt... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1637537943 | 1637645365 | t3_qz7kqt | t5_2to41 | 6,360 | yupido678: TIFU by sucking dick in the school bathroom
Obligatory this happened last month. My bf and I had been talking about having sex somewhere semi-public like a restroom or dressing room for a while, just for the fun of it. We go to the same college, and naturally we scoped out places we could do it around school... | 12 | 530 | |
1637545188 | 1637549442 | t3_qz9wdz | t5_2to41 | 3 | lexi_cassidy_: TIFU by being an irresponsible pet owner
This story starts about 8 months ago when my dog had his first seizure. It was a weird fluke that only happened once and we could never find the cause of it. I stupidly went to Dr. Google to try to find the cause, after leaving the vet and getting an ok from them,... | 3 | 1 | |
1637546978 | 1637555960 | t3_qzag7c | t5_2to41 | 722 | Ephru_: TIFU by drinking magnesium citrate and accidentally opening the gates of anal hell
I 16m have had anxiety induced stomach problems my whole live and frequent bouts of continuation. Over the last 5 months following a med change I have had a number of GI problems so my doctor suggested I try magnesium citrate bef... | 6 | 120.333333 | |
1637544689 | 1637550606 | t3_qz9quc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by Trying to Keep My Computer Safe
This was a good while ago, but I’m still feeling the aftermath of this series of unfortunate events.
I had ‘kidnapped’ (she agreed to go, but I did whisk her away) my friend for reasons of toxicity in her family and that’s all you need to know on that. When we got ba... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1637551031 | 1637551993 | t3_qzbp1d | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
sam-le-chat: I don’t get it; you saw someone driving dangerously and called police. What’s the FU?
LyleBDamned: After they told me he wasn’t intoxicated I just felt guilty making that person feel like he was a bad person. It’s hard to explain, I’m sorry.
Iseepuppies: He may not be... | 4 | 3 | |
1637549967 | 1637569905 | t3_qzbdb1 | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
puppymonkeybaby79: If this is true this is fucking hilarious. I'm having a bit of a hard time with you not realizing it's not your car. I've mistaken a car for mine before but this is crazy.
[deleted]: I'll tell you how true this is. I've been counting the cars, brands and colors.... | 4 | 23 | |
1637551469 | 1637553567 | t3_qzbtsb | t5_2to41 | 23 | 8Ranger8: TIFU for accidently patting my friends younger sister in the head in the dark
Ok here's a bit of a backstory I (m15) like playing soccer/futball my favorite position is goaly and there's this program I go to every Sunday night during the winter set up by my local soccer association where they have something f... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1637552255 | 1637554483 | t3_qzc2ar | t5_2to41 | 7 | LittleDonkee: TIFU by getting too drunk at the Christmas party
I'm considered the new guy at the company I work for(high end millwork/cabinet shop) and I'm pretty quiet and don't drink too often. Anyways, what was turning out to be a nice night with the coworkers filled with food and drinks, things took a turn for the ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1637554233 | 1637595242 | t3_qzcnpo | t5_2to41 | 2,623 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
DickieGreenleaf84: Who invites someone to coffee out of politeness? Nah, he's just hoping to get his own pics.
applebellatum: Absolutely, now he knows what you like. Oh yess!
arthurdentstowels: Bleaching and trimming his ball hair as we type
applebellatum: Too right mate.
| 5 | 524.6 | |
1637495630 | 1637615696 | t3_qytg2n | t5_2to41 | 46 | oksurewhynotfine: TIFU by trying to myth bust the "soaking wet female"
Throwaway account since this just happened with a friend who also browses reddit.
I hadn't seen my friend, let's call him Steve, in a long time. We're super close and text and call each other all the time, but we just don't have time to physically ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1637558879 | 1637559495 | t3_qze06g | t5_2to41 | 34 | InfiniteCalendar1: TIFU by taking an entire edible
So this happened on Friday when I checked out this store that opened at the mall I work at that sells CBD and Delta 8 THC products. You had to be at least 18 to buy most of the stuff in the store, as the smokable products were for people 21+.
I’m 20 so obviously I co... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1637558844 | 1637597094 | t3_qzdzu4 | t5_2to41 | 42 | imanister: TIFU UPDATE BECAUSE I LOOKED UP HIS ADDRESS TO SEND THE COPS
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qvm6zo/tifu_because_i_looked_up_his_address_to_send_cops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He has unblocked me (he unblocked me a few days ago but didn’t reply until ... | 3 | 14 | |
1637565841 | 1637659829 | t3_qzfuh1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Coordinator_Narvin: TIFU by moving into a room in a share house which I already hate
They aren't. I moved into my room today, and immediately noticed things I was silly enough to miss on the walk around. It's a nice enough house in general, but I missed things like the massive, privacy invading gap between the bottom o... | 13 | 2.384615 | |
1637569266 | 1637597505 | t3_qzgoz3 | t5_2to41 | 7,012 | Daniel_Mathieu: Tifu by convincing my very catholic parents that we have a ghost in our house
I (23m), unlike the rest of my family, am a skeptic. I've stopped identifying as a christian when I was a teenager, I don't believe in the paranormal or anything like that. My parents on the other hand are devout catholics (it... | 10 | 701.2 | |
1637583837 | 1637584787 | t3_qzka2k | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
irmuhaj: > I knew that nothing on imgur was private
change that to 'nothing on the internet is private'
DemonicDevice: Actually OP's privates are on the internet
tjfun888: I'm sorry I have to laugh at that!
| 4 | 10.75 | |
1637587343 | 1637600832 | t3_qzlax4 | t5_2to41 | 11,190 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
Kcardwelljr: Dangers of the modern world.
When it was time to talk to my daughter about this type of thing I told her simply, don’t send any photo to anyone that you don’t want me to to see. Everything ends up in the internet these days.
HungaryToWinWC: Sound advice
imyourtourni... | 12 | 932.5 | |
1637589389 | 1637682542 | t3_qzlyau | t5_2to41 | 360 | MCDexX: TIFU by mixing two different bathroom cleaning products
There are two types of Redditors who have begun reading this: those who know very well that mixing two different cleaning products is potentially very dangerous, and those who have never heard anything about that in their entire life.
This morning I ... | 8 | 45 | |
1637591331 | 1637613609 | t3_qzmmrg | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ninoevans: TIFU by trying to fix my work computer but instead broke the screen.
I had a work computer (laptop) which my work actaully bought from me after i kept using it for work. The computer was good. Not to get in to too much detail but it had a good SSD and processor and battery life was really good. So it was abo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1637591925 | 1637592839 | t3_qzmuf1 | t5_2to41 | 57 | ketanpande: TIFU by clogging someone's toilet pipeline with cloths to rescue a snake
This happened a few years back with me. It was a sunny morning with an assumption of a beautiful day ahead. But it was not.
I was rescuing snakes from the city in my free time with an NGO and relocating them in wild years as part of d... | 3 | 19 | |
1637594044 | 1637636502 | t3_qznmkd | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an entire roll of salami in one sitting
[deleted]
Bizprof51: I did it when I was a kid. 12 oz Hebrew National with Gulden’s mustard. Also did a pound of bacon that I cooked up myself as a teenager. I am still hungry 55 years later.
twotall88: Lets be honest, a pound of bacon is not a lot.
Fixe... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1637595318 | 1637653554 | t3_qzo3pf | t5_2to41 | 8,746 | hbcantonio: TIFU by showing my asshole to my dentist
Well it happened and you know what I might at least brighten your day with this tifu since mine is completely ruined by shame. No such thing as TMI here.
So I got a little thing I’m taking care of back there, ointment and whatnot. It’s not bad but I wanted to take a... | 10 | 874.6 | |
1637596622 | 1637664918 | t3_qzolfj | t5_2to41 | 2,530 | youareanicemarsupial: TIFU by using "feminine soap" that I thought was face wash for MONTHS
Long time lurker, first time poster - made an account just for this.
This happened this morning; or rather, it culminated this morning and has been happening for months.
I am a 36 year old lesbian. I grew up in a house with al... | 11 | 230 | |
1637598614 | 1637599554 | t3_qzpcdl | t5_2to41 | 100 | barelyevening: TIFU by trying to get onto a Us Air Force Base
To any OSI agents reading this; Hi
Let me preface this story by saying that I am not very smart, and I'm not interested in having anyone comment to remind me of that. I can be very impulsive at the expense of any actual reasoning. I do what I want when I wa... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1637600321 | 1637601750 | t3_qzpzel | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU parents think i am gay
[deleted]
RRoyale57: If this isn’t a lesson in karma then I don’t know what is. The only way to clear yourself is to show your parents the profile you made of your friend and show them how shitty of a person you are.
TIFUthroway111: I never got to making it as it asked for a phon... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1637600729 | 1637613260 | t3_qzq5b7 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
boneymod: Please link the most accurate portrayal of your face, that you can find on the Internet, when you realised she wanted to arrange said tupperware.
Thanks.
popdensity: i tried to pretend i wasn't expecting nothing different than that, so it was something like [this](https... | 8 | 11.75 | |
1637595294 | 1637613719 | t3_qzo3d7 | t5_2to41 | 243 | hskieVii: tifu by falling off a scooter in public and forgot how to talk
So, I’m on holiday in France and you know those red Voi scooters? I’ve been using them to get round the city the last few days. More expensive than buses but I feel more connected to the city and get to see more! Anyway, I was using one to get to... | 4 | 60.75 | |
1637605678 | 1637659460 | t3_qzs38v | t5_2to41 | 27 | Throwawayoutofshame1: TIFU by buying an expensive wrist watch.
Everyone has a turning point in their life when, after many years, you realize it was that point you ran out of your childhood luck and innocence and you learn everything has a payback time.
I bought a watch for 450 dollars in 2002, while I was a broke col... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1637607908 | 1637617598 | t3_qzsytn | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
twohedwlf: LPT: If you sleepwalk, don't sleep completely naked.
EarthsfireBT: As someone who also sleepwalks, this isn't always possible. Many times I go to slep in my bed in my pj's and wake up in another room with no clue what I'm doing or where my clothes are.
BreathOfFreshWat... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1637608997 | 1637609639 | t3_qztezu | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ronin_Ryker: TIFU By making my girlfriend cry.
I’m a big old dumbass, and have exactly zero tact or sense of timing!
So, as it happens, my girlfriend (let’s call her Megan) currently is acting as auntie to her friend’s three kids while her friend goes on a twelve hour car trip to visit family.
For the past week her k... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1637609391 | 1637619720 | t3_qztkl7 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Severe_Independent95: TIFU by thinking my crush was asking me out
We had been snapping a lot and today he walked up to me and asked me if I would go out with him. He even asked were we should meet up and offered to by me food. I said “sure” snd we met up. It started out great and then he was all like “ ok so don’t take... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1637610524 | 1637773189 | t3_qzu09z | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering the andouille
A few years ago, this one.
I was on a first date with a tinder match and took her to a nice little French private kitchen that had been recommended to me by a friend. Super cozy, with beaded curtains surrounding each table. I think we brought the wine as it didn't have its own... | 4 | 19 | |
1637611204 | 1637680972 | t3_qzu9ms | t5_2to41 | 27 | ismileicrazy: TIFU - Sleep Eating
This was actually last night that this happened.
For context, ever since I was a teen, I've been a sleep eater. Meaning some people sleepwalk, which I do, but take it to the next level and eat in my sleep. Almost nightly. I usually have a vague recollection the next morning, plus the... | 3 | 9 | |
1637612812 | 1637616641 | t3_qzuwxd | t5_2to41 | 11 | Twoyurnipsinheat: Tifu trusting my youngest brother.
This happened when I was younger but some context before we begin.
I grew up with 2 brothers close to my age and we were crazy into wrestling. Our family would always watch Monday night raw and Thursday night smackdown. My brothers and I would spent countless hours ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1637612803 | 1637614838 | t3_qzuwsj | t5_2to41 | 6 | LongLostLurker11: TIFU by allowing two typos to appear in my cover letter for what is essentially my dream job.
Basically, a few weeks back a job search I have been on for a while now turned up a position in my dream city, with better pay than I have now, for a similar field.
I checked over and over again to make sure... | 3 | 2 | |
1637613926 | 1637616931 | t3_qzvcei | t5_2to41 | 18 | Alwaysangryupvotes: Tifu by fixing my toilet.
So I live in a guest house on some Moroccan guys property in Phoenix. Cheaper, quieter, and all around better than an apartment complex. I am pretty handy with most things and I noticed the toilet was leaking from the base. I told him I could fix it for him if he sh... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1637614544 | 1637642027 | t3_qzvkzk | t5_2to41 | 19 | IReadItOnReddit69: TIFU by not knowing about the dynamics of paintballs
I made a comment on a r/trashy thread earlier today sharing an experience I had with “frozen” paintballs. It was a true story and I, unfortunately, am not privy on the dynamics of paintballs so was not aware that you couldn’t actually freeze paintb... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1637616484 | 1637620942 | t3_qzwcq5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | hereforOnePiece: TIFU eating old chocolate kisses in my desk at work
Don't eat old chocolate. It was a Hershey's kiss. It was a kiss of doom. It must have been in my work desk since last Christmas. Or 2010. Or 1907 (when they were invented).
The first bite was cool, still has some crunch and firmness, there was hints ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1637617440 | 1637735337 | t3_qzwq2c | t5_2to41 | 1,423 | Apple_lightning23: TIFU by endorsing my ex’s communication skills on LinkedIn
This actually did happen today and is probably the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a long time. Not to get too much into the background of it but my ex-gf broke up with me (over FaceTime) 5 months ago after cheating on me and leavi... | 6 | 237.166667 | |
1637621418 | 1637649768 | t3_qzy7sn | t5_2to41 | 5,963 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
A_Harmless_Fly: "Anyway we just start sleeping on the mattress like it is for a few weeks with no sheet over it (don’t judge me)."
Narrator: She knew very well we were all Judging her.
SassyDivaAunt: Hell yes we were! I'm over here in Australia yelling to my husband, "Honey, YOU'... | 13 | 458.692308 | |
1637624460 | 1637675607 | t3_qzzbdp | t5_2to41 | 24 | DarkBlueBear13: TIFU by carelessly handling a firearm.
So this almost feels clickbaity, I swear that wasn't intentional but the title rules didn't give me too much choice. This is my first ever post, so hopefully this is fine for this subreddit. Obligatory this was when I was a child. So, really, I don't blame myself o... | 4 | 6 | |
1637625108 | 1637625839 | t3_qzzjm2 | t5_2to41 | 38 | DecayingMoss: TIFU by going to a doctor for my debilitating chronic pain
I’ve been dealing with chronic debilitating joint pain for a few years now, but it’s only gotten worse as time has gone on. I am no longer able to work between the pain and my C-PTSD (I have panic attacks when people yell at me so a call center or... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1637629075 | 1637630868 | t3_r00vhh | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
[removed]
black_flag_4ever: And then you broke your arms…
Ome6a13: And mom pulled her tits out🤷♂️
meowzer2005: And a redditor didnt believe a perfectly believable story?
| 4 | 9.25 | |
1637630873 | 1637634421 | t3_r01g0j | t5_2to41 | 80 | Itspissnotclorox: TIFU by indirectly peeing on my roommate’s girlfriend’s dress
Obligatory did not happen today and this is a throwaway because my family knows about my main account. This happened 2-3 weeks ago and I’m still mentally processing how it all went wrong somehow. Upon reflection I’m pretty ashamed but I wan... | 6 | 13.333333 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.