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1637630005 | 1637631720 | t3_r016d3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | euphorichorrors: TIFU by confronting a crazy guy downtown.
This actually happened a few years ago but I just got reddit and have lots of stories to share. I was on the train with some friends and when it was our stop to get off one of my friends left a slurpee cup on the train.
Some guy picked it up, ran off the trai... | 3 | 2 | |
1637632854 | 1637635039 | t3_r022go | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dontcallmewave: What was the image?
TTHEST: I want to know this as well
mackey88: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/TheMonumentMythos
A written over view about the channel and some of its videos. Seems creepy, I am sure the video does a much better job instilli... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1613534192 | 1637636048 | t3_lllhb1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | CobwebsAndLeaves: TIFU by squirting lemon juice in my interviewer’s eye
Just a short and *sour* story that happened earlier today:
Last week, I had a pre interview of sorts over the phone for a really promising job opportunity. The owner of the company asked if I’d like to discuss the job further over lunch, so I agre... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1637635120 | 1637636843 | t3_r02sh5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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2lit_: That’s not you getting scammed. It’s you not paying attention to what you’re buying
Low-Iife: I know I know. It’s just “I got scammed 3 times” makes a better title
MachineElfOnASheIf: Do you work for Fox News or something?
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1637637911 | 1637664552 | t3_r03o91 | t5_2to41 | 841 | Wondgru3: TIFU by defaulting on a loan to a zookeeper
I'm a college kid living with my girlfriend, And I've admittedly gotten way too into gambling. Started with plenty of money and parental support, but lost everything I had, they cut me off, and now I'm struggling to pay for rent / the car / food.
So I asked a frien... | 10 | 84.1 | |
1637642609 | 1637702185 | t3_r05447 | t5_2to41 | 8,253 | adderall_and_cake: TIFU I didn't explain to my coworker what a gynecologist is
I work night shift in a prison and to be honest, there is a lot of down time when the offenders are asleep. My young coworker (let's call him Antonio) and I passed the time with a lot of random conversations and talking about what is new in ... | 11 | 750.272727 | |
1637644312 | 1637644767 | t3_r05m3h | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Being bi-curious and realising I've been wiping my butt hole wrong for probably 35 years
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Commercial_Ad_1878: I discovered people stand up to wipe from my ex. I guess being a woman, it never crossed my mind that was an option.
Fuckcensorship21: Haha I stand up 🤷🏽♀️
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1637646229 | 1637648704 | t3_r065k9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | notsogamelord420: Tifu by making girls vv burn
Today is my girlfriend’s birthday, and she really needed a release. Well, of course I was not gonna disappoint her, so I decided to go down on her.
I should note that I was sick, so I had put on some vapo rub on my nose. Well friends, this was not a good idea. After an a... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1637645908 | 1637672592 | t3_r062ep | t5_2to41 | 422 | tempacct0208: TIFU by nearly castrating myself doing yard work
This of course happened 3 weeks ago. After a long day of what seems like a hundred random chores, my day comes to an end. It's nighttime, cold and raining quite hard, and as I am walking back to the house I see a rather large branch, one that would only tak... | 6 | 70.333333 | |
1637655169 | 1637656837 | t3_r08g7d | t5_2to41 | 12 | MrGuttor: TIFU By not knowing how to properly shave for a whole year.
I think I realized this a bit too late but ever since puberty hit I've been shaving each month down the arm pits and tryna do the pubic hair but it would take literal ages to clean them, shaving one arm pit would take me 3 minutes with a razor blade ... | 3 | 4 | |
1637658857 | 1637816064 | t3_r09btq | t5_2to41 | 44 | Boonshy: TIFU by disowning my father
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Sufficient-Luck-3933: That's awful. I'm so, so sorry.
Sympathies are easy to give and pretty to look at, but they're not terribly substantive. The ugly truth here is that you could have not cut him out of your life and done everything within your power to try and help him... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1637662590 | 1637663407 | t3_r0a6u8 | t5_2to41 | 177 | R0llsroyc3: TIFU By Taking My Cat to the Vet Without a Carrier
So, dad set up an appointment for my cat to be neutered. Got home from an overnight in the Earl morning and had to leave to get him there on time immediately.
I was completely unprepared. We didn't have a pet carrier for him, which I wrongly assumed dad w... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1637662804 | 1637706441 | t3_r0a8kz | t5_2to41 | 1,311 | TheRealVrox: TIFU by rubbing Menthol Shampoo into my Anus
This actually happened a Week ago.
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So as usual i took a shower at 8pm. I made everything wet and startet to wash my hair. I always let the shampoo sink in, during that, i start to cover my body in soap.
So my mum bought this super new Shower Gel.... | 5 | 262.2 | |
1637662228 | 1637665945 | t3_r0a3po | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being to much in love over a girl I met online.
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TheDandyLiar: I know how you feel all too well it's tough it really is. I can't really give advice as I'm in the same boat but you'll find someone :)
TheExile7: Plot twist, you are, let's Name you Justine
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1637665526 | 1637738140 | t3_r0avkr | t5_2to41 | 5,134 | [deleted]: TIFU by Not Realizing My POF Date Had an Intellectual Disability
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Legeto: Plenty Of Fish for anyone not knowing what POF stands for.
drcoolio-w-dahoolio: Thxs, I was like "peice of f__?, point of f__, person of f___?
Legeto: Hah it’s a pet peeve of mine when people use an acronym as if everyone know... | 16 | 320.875 | |
1637665013 | 1637764924 | t3_r0aqvf | t5_2to41 | 2,525 | ez2remembercpl: TIFU by laughing at my wife's cactus injury
This happened a few years ago. We bought a house in Phoenix, AZ, and the neighborhood was really nice. It was quiet and safe, and we could walk our little dog around the block with no hassles. Except one.
On the far side of the block, a neighbor inexplicably... | 9 | 280.555556 | |
1637672880 | 1637683588 | t3_r0cus7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Arthur_Leywin354: If she's religious you should have known not to say shit.
If not, then she's not being reasonable. You can't control your thoughts so you did the reasonable thing to do and got that it of your system through masturbation. Honestly if she doesn't forgive you soon ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1637674017 | 1637765190 | t3_r0d7us | t5_2to41 | 15 | FishingDavid1990: TIFU by watching the final episode of Squid Games in the same room where my wife was sleeping.
This happened at about 2 oclock this morning.
To tell this story the first thing I need to do is provide a bit of a description of the layout of our bedroom. When you walk through the bedroom door immediate... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1637673484 | 1637677337 | t3_r0d1so | t5_2to41 | 18 | ASillyGiraffe: TIFU by spending 60k
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UPDATE: my father and partner were of course disappointed in me. My partner will be staying with me after a lot of discussion and change. We have done a realistic timeline of the money I spent, as well as my debt, and when it will be paid off with ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1637674985 | 1637727878 | t3_r0ditt | t5_2to41 | 6,052 | moonchild_86: Tifu by teaching my cats that we eat at the same times...
This FU has been a few years in the making now, but I've only realised it recently.
I am in recovery from an eating disorder and I have 2 cats.
At the advice from my therapist, I began timing my meals with my cat's meals a few years ago (3 meal... | 10 | 605.2 | |
1637678135 | 1637723819 | t3_r0ekok | t5_2to41 | 40 | SeaBerry1776: TIFU By having my computer catch fire
This wasn't today necessarily but I still figured I'd share a time in college where I caused a mass panic amongst my housemates. The story was pretty simple as follows, I had been up for 18 hours cramming for an exam that started at 7:00 am so I had been pulling an al... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1637683654 | 1637696184 | t3_r0gjte | t5_2to41 | 298 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a sex doll away at my work places dumpster
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danger_zone123: >You know people who show up earlier than me to go to work saw it, meaning even those who didn’t uncover it saw it and are also spreading the info.
Is this a normal thing? Do other people go and check the contents of t... | 7 | 42.571429 | |
1637684434 | 1637768424 | t3_r0guct | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ivan__8: TIFU by showing up LITERALLY 5 SECONDS before needed cabinet closed
At first I want to say unlike most posts on this sub it actually happened today. I live in Russia, so I didn't lost any money on appointment, I didn't even make one. I lost 20 rubles (26 cents) on bus trip however. Anyway, everyone told me ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1637686523 | 1637711057 | t3_r0hm2l | t5_2to41 | 12 | Forward_Ant_3837: TIFU By Having Sex With Her Pt. 1
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DiamondPup: TL;DR - I had sex. Stay tuned for part 2.
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Forward_Ant_3837: Wow. You all must be going thru one heck of a dry spell to be so bent out of shape because some got laid. Very sorry for you guys
DiamondPup: TL;DR - "I'm not the virgin, you're th... | 12 | 1 | |
1637689440 | 1637701688 | t3_r0ipls | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking an espresso
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Diana_820: I drink coffee every single day. the only ones that keep me awake are dark roasts or anything with espresso. but thank god my comedowns aren't bad, I can even sleep after a nice cup of coffee
XFSpritz: I hope you know that Dark Roast Coffee actually has *less... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1637690390 | 1637765682 | t3_r0j20l | t5_2to41 | 4,678 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jezra: How does your Ex know what screenshots are on your phone?
Captainkirk923: She doesn't, but I provided a picture of my screenshot folder proving that it was no longer there.
jezra: how did she know you had a screenshot of her kid?
Nightan: If you screenshot something in snap... | 21 | 222.761905 | |
1637691830 | 1637747390 | t3_r0jlje | t5_2to41 | 1,630 | Revolutionary-Pool63: TIFU by showing off my middle split
The FU actually happened a few evenings ago, but I still laugh about it so I thought I'd share.
Background: Ever since I (27F) was a little girl, I've been fascinated with ballet and gymnastics. The flexibility and strength of ballerinas and gymnasts amaze me ... | 4 | 407.5 | |
1637702162 | 1637705386 | t3_r0nhtd | t5_2to41 | -6 | sicklesicklesickle: TIFU by taking pictures of booties at my schools volleyball tournament
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bushhatesblacks: I’m not sure what the rules are, but I do know you’re a fuckin dweeb
sicklesicklesickle: Eh, not really.
sicklesicklesickle: Okay to clarify. I'm different, yeah. But I literally don't fit the definitio... | 6 | -1 | |
1637705036 | 1637705278 | t3_r0ok5o | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by panicking in front of my crush
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ssjhook: If he still likes you after he's seen you at your worst, he's a real one
IamaLuna-tic: He still talked to me after that, but my god
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1637705798 | 1637804372 | t3_r0ou27 | t5_2to41 | 79 | winnt7: TIFU By asking my boss if I could blow myself up
Just happened today.
It's starting to get cold outside. As such, all sorts of things begin to stiffen hp. At my work, we keep propane tanks under lock and key. And of course, some of the locks are getting frozen.
So I go to my boss with the intent of a solution... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1637705908 | 1637719762 | t3_r0ovfe | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating sunflower seeds
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PeakRepresentative14: Funnily enough I was once too lazy to cook some beans and ate them raw. They were pretty tasty actually but oh my god was I throwing up later that night. My friend, who's usually very calm, was worried about me and suggested going to the hospital... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1637707851 | 1637803866 | t3_r0pkfj | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By sleeping at a friends house
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Radiant_Example3449: I always play devils advocate in these situations. So how would you feel if your GF played with her trans friends penis.
RilesCup10: Well I would be upset, but I would also say it is different from boobs to a penis
Radiant_Example3449: Why? W... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1637708130 | 1637712805 | t3_r0pnwb | t5_2to41 | 1 | lukesgem1: TIFU by forgetting my American Airlines password
Today I tried to check in for my flight back home for Thanksgiving which I'm afraid to take due to COVID-19 but have to because my car is in the repair shop and seeing family is important. It's been so long since I've flown that I forgot my password to check i... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1637709893 | 1637729590 | t3_r0qacg | t5_2to41 | 119 | its_just_a_couch: TIFU by not checking the coffee cup lid in the drive thru
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NutzyPoo53: This is almost exactly the law suit McDonald's got a few years ago that everyone makes fun of.
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McDonald's absolutely hammered in that law suit because their coffee was (and apparently still might be) unreas... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1637710389 | 1637734560 | t3_r0qghl | t5_2to41 | 113 | UncleHeavy: TIFU by being educated.
This happened about 3 hours ago and is still ongoing.This is a bit of a long read, but the context is somewhat important, but the lazy there is a TL:DR at the end.
Once upon a time, I was a minimum-wage slave who was exploited to the hilt by an employer who knew that they had me ove... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1637712575 | 1637713063 | t3_r0r7tq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Separate_Pension1270: TIFU challenged ghosts to show up and they showed up
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clsetbiguy: Who you gonna call?
Separate_Pension1270: Im gonna call a psychiatrist or a drug dealer
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1637714890 | 1637722513 | t3_r0s0re | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by projectile vomiting all over a restaurant.
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AllAboutWaxing: If you want to eat there again... here's my 2 cents from business owner who's dealt with puke before. Go in during a very slow time (not the lunch rush hour) and explain what happened. I hope they would as I would if I were them... ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1637717708 | 1637733250 | t3_r0sz0n | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by repeating a juvenile joke I saw on Reddit to the waitress
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ElectricFox4: Even in your tldr you admit it was a pedo joke, did you really think it would fly in a public setting???
nowhere53: But did you miss the part where he says he and his wife are trying to have kids? Makes much more sense ... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1637720029 | 1637721329 | t3_r0tq8g | t5_2to41 | 28 | regretplasmadonation: TIFU by donating plasma
Our nearest plasma clinic was having a promotion where new donors get $125 for their first donation and I thought it was a good way to earn fast cash. Went out at 8:30AM this morning and arrived there by bus at 9AM to register, and then waited 4+ hours before I got to the a... | 4 | 7 | |
1637722220 | 1637764032 | t3_r0ugb0 | t5_2to41 | 314 | trollfysics: TIFU by swallowing a tumms whole
I’m 27 years old and have managed to go my entire life without using a tumms untill today.
my current task is to follow some equipment on a train for a week. I’ve got boxes of MREs for the trip and if you know anything about them you know they have enough salt to mummify ... | 7 | 44.857143 | |
1637723493 | 1637808757 | t3_r0uvnk | t5_2to41 | 97 | cyanidenohappiness: TIFU by making some grilled cheese and accidentally catching my toaster on fire
This happened when I was 12-14 years old. For reference my dining room was right in front of my kitchen and I would place my dad's laptop on the table so that I didn't always have to climb the stairs to and from my room.... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1637724863 | 1637767217 | t3_r0vbzq | t5_2to41 | 29,218 | helpme_ima_hostage: TIFU by telling my kid to take his cigarettes.
He’s almost 13, but he looks about ten. We stopped into the gas station and I grabbed two packs of smokes for my husband and I and a pack of Skittles for the kiddo. I had both the cigarettes and the Skittles in the same hand and was trying to fish my ... | 14 | 2,087 | |
1637725983 | 1637760720 | t3_r0vp5d | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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F0lkstone: At least the fan works, right?
Throwitoutcarmen: I now realize I forgot to check the fan -_-
HearingSubstantial38: Update us OP
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1637708946 | 1637743027 | t3_r0pyhf | t5_2to41 | 0 | MmmMaybeTA: TIFU by being horny
Posting on a deep TA account because I'm like... shook lmao. Albeit this was not today, but over the course of the week.
Anywhores... This past week I've been just stupid fucking horny. I eventually found myself running around on reddit and finding a discord with plenty of other horny ... | 3 | 0 | |
1637720071 | 1637736015 | t3_r0tqox | t5_2to41 | 32 | bees-and-stuff: TIFU by trusting my brother… and getting stuck in a box
This happened yesterday night but close enough.
It’s that time of year where things start getting delivered and my mom bought all my cousins’ Christmas presents just so we wouldn’t rush last minute. They all came in the same big box so there was t... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1637735015 | 1637763011 | t3_r0ye4n | t5_2to41 | 5,687 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Kreeblim: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/r0t80x/aita_for_being_offended_that_my_boyfriend/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
BecauseRotor: They really needed to ask Reddit if they were the asshole…
OP has some serious self-work to do.
Fragrant-Arm8601: ... | 11 | 517 | |
1637745018 | 1637746714 | t3_r11100 | t5_2to41 | 47 | ColdnipsHotcheeks: TIFU for waiting to take a crap
It all started this morning while I was getting my laundry together to wash. As I was bagging up some clothes to wash, I started to feel like I had to take a crap. No biggie I thought, I’ll hold it until after I get the clothes in the wash. As I’m a walking back from t... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1637751530 | 1637778496 | t3_r12lut | t5_2to41 | 377 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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A_Few_Kind_Words: I know it must be difficult to deal with your various concerns over this situation, so hopefully I can put your mind at ease, I am a chemistry degree third year student so I'm not just making wild guesses here:
You're totally safe.
Mixing cleaning products can ... | 8 | 47.125 | |
1637759508 | 1637782969 | t3_r14vk0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CadenceQuandry: I’m a woman for context. I was having terrible back pain and my regular rmt wasn’t available. So I found a place called Asian massage. I thought they were one of those Chinese traditional medicine places. Called and asked for a massage, and the woman on the p... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1637759883 | 1637827008 | t3_r14zkr | t5_2to41 | 50 | ReignTX21: TIFU by calling 911
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twotall88: >I partially slipped a disc 2 years ago
You cannot partially 'slip a disk'. A slipped disk is just a colloquial term for having a herniated disk which is when a portion of the nucleus pushes through the annulus pinching a nerve.
Food for thought: one of the well... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1637761760 | 1637767350 | t3_r15lc6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | DarkBlueBear13: TIFU by pointing committing a faux pas and looking like a perv.
Edit: TIFU by not removing the word “pointing” from the title. Oops.
Obligatory wasn't today, but very recent. Am I the only person who waits a little bit to post on the wild off chance that the other party is on reddit and recognizes me ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1637763994 | 1637768650 | t3_r16e2x | t5_2to41 | 23 | BoxersThrowaway: TIFU by jerking off into a shared set of underwear
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Sonicmasterxyz: I never quite understood why people use items of clothing for this. Why not get some tissue for any excess and then finish off with soap and water?
BoxersThrowaway: Yes I thought about that but I share a room with my brother a... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1637764558 | 1637826329 | t3_r16li0 | t5_2to41 | 73 | Agoraphobicy: TIFU by asking someone if they need a hand
Okay, this has been haunting me for months and months.
My wife and I moved 17 hours from our hometown because we both work from home and really just wanted a clean break. We grew up Christian and left the church in our mid-twenties and upon leaving the church w... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1637764104 | 1637792381 | t3_r16fg9 | t5_2to41 | 11,061 | durangojim: TIFU by eating White Castle against my wife’s wishes
Last nights my wife and I were out doing errands and we were near a White Castle. I love sliders with onions, pickles, and mustard but unfortunately they give me hellacious gas usually in the evening when I’m sleeping with my wife. I told her that I wante... | 9 | 1,229 | |
1637766490 | 1637767470 | t3_r17aoo | t5_2to41 | 6 | rigo_: TIFU by snorting coffee at work
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SkiingSkadi: So…. You snort liquid coffee on the reg?
rigo_: Only when I'm at work... Regular coffee mixed with soda and ice is what I have when I'm home.
SkiingSkadi: This is the first time I hear about snorting coffee! I’d say I’ll try it but I hate the feeling of som... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1637766603 | 1637768915 | t3_r17c7k | t5_2to41 | 418 | Drylnor: TIFU by letting down the woman I love
The title says it all. I am in a 4 year long relationship with my girlfriend. We love each other very much and it's been wonderful all this time. But lately I've made some stupid, idiotic, ignorant mistakes. Mistakes that made her sad and for that alone I believe I deserve... | 10 | 41.8 | |
1637767631 | 1637834449 | t3_r17pdc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Alricus: TIFU by trying to remove my batteries phone and hurting my hand
Please excuse my formatting, this is not posted on mobile,
but i am holding a cooling pack in one of my hands right now.
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Today I wanted to change my Samsung's battery as I was nearing 45% total capacity which is less than a days wo... | 7 | 1 | |
1637768829 | 1637773430 | t3_r184ui | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheDemonClown: Jesus, how is that a fuck-up? You had a mental health crisis and your wife is mad because your dark thoughts came spilling out? How about having some damn sympathy? Fuck
IFaceMyselfAlone: The public dialogue has changed in recent years, but while mental health is so... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1637770997 | 1637794005 | t3_r18wwl | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking-in on my parents having sex
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Purple_Pieman: What position?
IH8BART: And what intensity?
Purple_Pieman: 😂 Vinegar strokes…
IH8BART: Forever unclean!
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1637771858 | 1637795200 | t3_r198bu | t5_2to41 | 78 | 101-25fixit: TIFU By Giving An Innocent Bystander A Ring
Im on mobile please don’t mind the formatting.
I had an old promise ring that I tried to pawn yesterday. It wasn’t worth much since it was silver so they decided not to take it. So it was still in my uniform pocket(army).
There were two guys waiting on the cur... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1637774523 | 1637776851 | t3_r1a8ps | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dncypntz: Lactaid, my friend. Lactaid.
PupNeph: Came here to say this. Lactade (or just store brand lactase supplement) is a lifesaver. I am lactose intolerant and I have IBD, even small amounts of butter can send me into a flareup, so I always keep a stock of it around the house.... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1637776084 | 1637876151 | t3_r1atvw | t5_2to41 | 3,395 | Poofms: TIFU by peeing on my friend’s new kitten
So this just happened this morning. I’m visiting and staying with a good friend of mine and her family for a few days. She has an adorable new kitten, among a couple of other cats and dogs who have been quite taken with me since I’ve been here. When I get up in the morni... | 9 | 377.222222 | |
1637781783 | 1637801535 | t3_r1cyqs | t5_2to41 | 95 | One_GamerYT: TIFU by making a simple math mistake on r/confidentlyincorrect
I made a simple math mistake on r/confidentlyincorrect
I posted a video of someone saying that 0.01% is 1/10,000 (which it is) and I claimed that it wasn’t, and that 1/10,000 was 0.0001% (1/1,000,000).
I woke up to 8 reposts of it, 6 of whic... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1637783441 | 1637786680 | t3_r1dkp1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: I don’t know what I did..
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hnlPL: It sounds like a scam, they will ask you to repay the sugar daddy
IDroppedMyHotPocket1: Yes they said I’ll need to pay off the hit men. Either way I don’t know how they would get my address
SalleighG: Pure scam.
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Eli_Siav_Knox: Good on you for realizing you fucked up but also taking away someone’s gym membership and car in order to motivate them to be more productive has to be the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard even if she wasn’t raped. Who told you that this is the way to motivate your love... | 24 | 348.083333 | |
1637789400 | 1637893652 | t3_r1fq4g | t5_2to41 | 49 | tiredaf5211: TIFU by taking “gentle laxatives”
I’ve been constipated for months. I’ve tried a lot of things but it finally got to the point where it was actually painful, so I decided to try some laxatives.
I wasn’t very selective at the grocery store, I just saw “gentle laxatives” in the store brand and chose those. ... | 11 | 4.454545 | |
1637795144 | 1637800767 | t3_r1hr2b | t5_2to41 | 64 | ZootzManuva: TIFU by completely ruining my birthday by using a needle wrong
Didn't happen today.
I had my 23rd birthday RUINED by my first ever dab. It was a good few years ago now and I had slept all day after a heavy one the night before and the plan was to go to a restaurant nearby with some friends that had a gre... | 4 | 16 | |
1637800381 | 1637820736 | t3_r1jgic | t5_2to41 | 26 | cohonka: TIFU by occupying the only table for a party of 3+ as a single person waiting for one friend
This is a very minor fuck up, but the glares...
Today I went to a coffee shop to see a friend who is back in town. It was about half full. I haven't really gotten out much in the last year+, so I'm a bit out of the lo... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1637797997 | 1637903996 | t3_r1iouu | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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eterntychanges0210: I’ve done flashpoint, ignitability/flammability tests and have never had this happen with my equipment. In fact, it’s designed to be left on. The thermometer is removable, not left in as the equipment heats.
And why still using mercury thermometers instead of ... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1637805523 | 1637850662 | t3_r1l3l6 | t5_2to41 | 243 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bowlofjello: People check in to hotels specifically to kill themselves? I had no idea. That’s really sad and scary to hear.
That’s nice that the staff try to check in on people that might be at risk.
Parking-Ad-1952: They want to make sure they are found quickly and not found by... | 9 | 27 | |
1637805744 | 1637858125 | t3_r1l6c2 | t5_2to41 | 2,267 | [deleted]: TIFU I can’t forgive myself how I lost my virginity
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pickpockets138: Forgive yourself. You’re gonna have to do that a lot throughout life. Start now.
THCisMyLife: This statement is nothing but the pure truth. You really do have to learn how to forgive yourself. If you don't it will tear you apart. W... | 8 | 283.375 | |
1637805389 | 1638042870 | t3_r1l20k | t5_2to41 | 1,937 | Bayou38: TIFU by bringing a pistol through airport security
3 weeks ago, I was taking a quick trip to NYC from Hilo, HI with a connect in HNL. Well, I asked my daughter if she wanted to do a little Christmas shopping (we fly free, bc I’m a pilot) she’s 12 so she was so down for it. She’s old enough to pack her own stuf... | 11 | 176.090909 | |
1637815863 | 1637826502 | t3_r1obn9 | t5_2to41 | 189 | uniqueUsername_1024: TIFU by trying to hydrate my skin
This actually *did* happen today—not sure if that’s allowed on this sub? :P
So, backstory - my skin (especially on my legs) has this fun little quirk where it turns into the Sahara Desert and becomes the itchiest thing known to man. I’m not sure what eldritch god ... | 7 | 27 | |
1637817487 | 1639197859 | t3_r1otb2 | t5_2to41 | 114 | pp_girl: TIFU by accidentally eating my step sisters vomit
Last night I got drunk with my step sister since we’re both home for the holiday. We went out to bars and were having a nice night since she turned 21 recently and we hadn’t gone out together yet. She got trashed and ended up being sick. I was also pretty drunk... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1637818392 | 1637820986 | t3_r1p2pr | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending a picture to the person
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jay_xo_: Could be worse. Just reminded me of my own fuck up. Stay tuned for my post.
jay_xo_: Posted mine
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1637820907 | 1637857368 | t3_r1ptld | t5_2to41 | 57 | jay_xo_: TIFU by texting my friends mom
Obligatory not today, but when i was about 12. For a bit of backstory: my friend had just met this girl and they had been talking for about a week or so and she way very “dtf” and made it very evident that she was always horny and my friend was (being a 16 year old athletic male)... | 3 | 19 | |
1637825333 | 1637845536 | t3_r1r1c9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bende99: You should’ve told her that she handled you as a stundent, and she doesnt even know her staff, so as a principal, she should be emberassed.
NorCalAthlete: Especially one who is notorious for being mistaken as a student. I mean damn how big is this school?
Motor_Box_5949: ... | 4 | 8 | |
1637825253 | 1637827826 | t3_r1r0kc | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU By Forgetting to Clear My Porn
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Ancient_Detective532: Maybe change your passcode. Clearly your sister is not going to stop taking your phone, even though it's wrong.
myDrawingIsRubbish: ^^^ op why the hell haven't you changed your passcode last time you found out other people knew it.
The onl... | 4 | 28.75 | |
1637827587 | 1637827745 | t3_r1rlx3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sol-Lucian: Were they hot?
iBeenie: Asking the real questions.
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1637832983 | 1637890697 | t3_r1sx8d | t5_2to41 | 3,066 | 99notathrowaway99: TIFU by arousing myself to the smell of shit
This isn't much of a "today" I fucked up but more of a "the past few months" I fucked up.
I recently broke up a few months ago, and I've been really lonely ever since, she was my closest friend but guess I wasn't hers (she cheated lol)
The past few month... | 4 | 766.5 | |
1637837235 | 1637843297 | t3_r1tyak | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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theonlyone38: Keep your friends close and your expensive shit closer.😆
throwawayaccount777_: Haha, Straight facts right here☝🏾
xfabulouskilljoyx: Make sure he didn’t steal your watch.
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1637838710 | 1637942983 | t3_r1ubgd | t5_2to41 | 11,243 | chillydownfiregang: TIFU by getting my wife kicked out of a restaurant with her friend, while I was still at home.
It was a badly calculated joke. My wife recently got me an Apple Watch as a birthday gift. It's good. She has one too.
There's a walkie talkie function that's kinda goofy and dumb, you invite someone wit... | 9 | 1,249.222222 | |
1637842994 | 1637847960 | t3_r1vfjw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU when I accidentally mixed Harpic (ammonia) and bleach spray for toilet cleaning, Part II
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Xethoras: Odds are that if you had no symptoms within 24 hours, there won’t be any. The diarrhea was more likely due to stress than anything else. If the substance had mutagenic properties there really isn... | 6 | 1 | |
1637844811 | 1637936861 | t3_r1vxrg | t5_2to41 | 692 | [deleted]: TIFU by being rude to a humble street vendor in front of everyone
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benzilla7: Make sure you communicate with your wife about how this has impacted on you and be open and honest with her just like you are being to Reddit. People make mistakes. Be honest, open and vulnerable and move forward.
chaoticc... | 11 | 62.909091 | |
1637846211 | 1637847691 | t3_r1wc76 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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weezerwiggles: As someone that says the wrong thing all the time, I promise you will be okay. Did they seem ok after you apologized?
kezcol123: Thank you 😊 he seemed annoyed as he was kind of mean to me for the rest of the afternoon so I got the jist I had offended him. Hoping it... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1637851719 | 1637952433 | t3_r1y5m5 | t5_2to41 | 413 | Heather_Bea: TIFU by not drinking and driving
Technically today since it happened at 12:30 am.
My mom had requested I join her last night at a bar. She is part of a singles group and was hosting an event and wanted me to tag along. I went and had one drink at the beginning of the night, tried to be polite and talk ... | 8 | 51.625 | |
1637855972 | 1637879577 | t3_r1zoy8 | t5_2to41 | 40 | thinkpinkhair: Tifu by giving my mom edible gummies.
On mobile this happened a little over a week ago but life happened and I forgot I had this in my notes
The TL;DR is the title.
Now just so you know I wasn’t NOT intending this to be a bad thing but it looks bad.
A month or so ago my mom was complaining of knee... | 4 | 10 | |
1637857402 | 1637946407 | t3_r207yj | t5_2to41 | 15,164 | NotSteveActually: TIFU By Not Telling My Daughter Freddie Mercury Was Dead
Obligatory this happened in 2018. I was reminded of it yesterday which was the 30th anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death.
We listen to a lot of music with the kids, Queen being the top of the list because the songs are fun to sing to. When Bo... | 11 | 1,378.545455 | |
1637857369 | 1637936742 | t3_r207jy | t5_2to41 | 57 | MuffyVonSchlitz: TIFU by playing 'hat' with my donkey
So this happened in April but now I have time to write it up. Happy Thanskgiving!
We have a donkey who was sort of a rescue. The first owner did not have time for this guy, he is a wild man, very smart and mischevious, energetic and getting out of his pen all the t... | 3 | 19 | |
1637858860 | 1638102841 | t3_r20r8m | t5_2to41 | 1,524 | [deleted]: Tifu by proposing to my girlfriend infront of my ex wife
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the_exile83: What the fuck were you thinking man?!!!
Soulless-Plague: Men are fucking stupid - and I’m one of them
EmperorKyoka: I concur. We are very dumb.
gnarkill6: Hi. I can agree and confirm we are dumb.
WestOzWally: I'm too dumb to agr... | 8 | 190.5 | |
1637859127 | 1637865039 | t3_r20uph | t5_2to41 | 91 | Shenkowicz: TIFU crying in public after getting rejected a job over the phone and life in shambles.
Life after graduating with my master's degree really does suck, and part of it is because of my incompetence of not getting much experience in engineering internships and classes. I keep seeing the same rejection letter ... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1637873166 | 1637901034 | t3_r261u0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cheech-wizard: Listen to your friend. It was a month ago . You are fine. You are pole vaulting over flea shit.
Move on.
KittenDealinMama: "pole vaulting over flea shit"
Love it
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1637874744 | 1637879319 | t3_r26lsk | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Hybriddoc17: We - the medical staff - always pay attention to our patients and take care of their health and it takes so much of our time that we ignore the fact that we also can get sick and shouldn’t ignore our health like.
I have been experiencing pain in my lower abdomen and ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1637874626 | 1637880940 | t3_r26kbr | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: Tifu for proposing to my GF infront of my ex wife update
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Lud1984: Bruh... You proposed to your girlfriend... While your ex wife was there...
How did you think this was going to go? It's supposed to be a moment for you two only...
Why would you include the woman you used to sleep with (and the pr... | 3 | 23 | |
1637874858 | 1637876057 | t3_r26n7q | t5_2to41 | 16 | Poobins73: TIFU by accidentally playing J-Pop at Thanksgiving
I still wanna die from this. This happened about an hour ago. I'm an introvert, so Thanksgiving is usually a nightmare for me. For the past few years I've spent it outside working out and this year was no different. I normally listen to music and hit my punc... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1637876124 | 1638214770 | t3_r272xb | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ducksrule97: TIFU by placing a glass pan on a hot eye.
This happened just 30 mins ago.
I am out of state with family for thanksgiving. My mother got up early to start the prep work for this afternoons meal. We all help in some way. I set up the extra tables and chairs we need. My siblings all cook something or at least... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1637877834 | 1637894470 | t3_r27o71 | t5_2to41 | 65 | Cichlidsaremyjam: TIFU by attempting to brine my turkey for the first time.
This is a fuck up I won't live down for a while. Just some background info before we get started, my wife is a huge germaphobe.
So I decided this was the year I'd first attempt to brine bath my turkey for hours before cooking it for Thanksgi... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1637876871 | 1637943480 | t3_r27c0m | t5_2to41 | 759 | IAMTH3LIQUOR: TIFU by making a bunch of people in the hospital think I died.
So for the past year and a half, I (25M) have had some intestinal issues. The doctors are still trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
I woke up a 6am this morning to go to the hospital for an ultrasound. When I got to the hospital I had ... | 5 | 151.8 | |
1637881379 | 1637881844 | t3_r28vf7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Zealousideal_Bar7516: what about the washer with poopy clothes in it tho?is that safe?
lilitaaa: Asking the real questions
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1637882319 | 1637898556 | t3_r296nd | t5_2to41 | 38 | nnmsredditor: TIFU by showing my wife a picture
So... I rediscovered the genius of https://www.jamesfridman.com/ today and was eating up his body/identity positive posts along with the (more prevalent) comical ones, when my SO saw me grinning to myself and peeked over my shoulder. Unfortunately the image I just happene... | 7 | 5.428571 |
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