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1637882895 | 1637894527 | t3_r29ddb | t5_2to41 | 20 | Asrieljp: TIFU by realizing my GF washed her hands
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Zoefschildpad: >In all seriousness we laughed about it, she facepalmed her still sore
forehead adding salt to the injury and noone slept on the couch.
Not salt. Soap, maybe, but not salt.
KingCrowleyFell: Lol
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1637881877 | 1638254116 | t3_r291k0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost causing a multi vehicle collision.
I was at a store when i started to feel exhausted and very weak. So i decided to go home. And on my way to my truck i was thinking “it’s not good to drive in this state”. It’s almost like i jinxed my self. but i drove home anyways because well, home was onl... | 6 | 4 | |
1637887621 | 1637890956 | t3_r2atwq | t5_2to41 | 22 | ToffeeTorres: TIFU by making my sister cry at thanksgiving dinner
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ilovedrugsahhhh: Your obnoxious as all hell. Saying your dad forced you to say grace like Jesus be mature and grow up
ToffeeTorres: I mean, technically speaking he did force us to say grace. So much for the “forgiving” god my old man goes on an... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1637888160 | 1637945950 | t3_r2azsr | t5_2to41 | 8,062 | Toxbunny080: TIFU by being vulnerable and lonely
For about two months now I keep being asked what I want for Christmas, and for two months I have answered by saying I don’t want anything..
Today I was feeling vulnerable and lonely and a little hurt..
And I texted my best friend that I finally decided what I want for C... | 10 | 806.2 | |
1637954573 | 1637955474 | t3_r2bbg5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | notjimhawkins: Nah because I'm not a weirdo like you. I learned from my experience. Maybe do the same.
Lettttttssssggggoooo: No man. I’m good. I don’t need to learn that fucking your cousin is wrong.
notjimhawkins: So do you also know keeping track of sex stories on reddit makes you a weirdo?
Lettttttssssggggoooo: Degr... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1637896353 | 1638119186 | t3_r2dgyb | t5_2to41 | 47 | Dependent-Chance-776: TIFU by thinking the school bus was turning left
TL/DR- Thought the school bus in front of me was turning right when it actually pulled into a right turn lane to get a kid. I clued in too late and drove past just before the stop sign came out. Everybody honked at me (rightfully so) A cop showed up... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1637900332 | 1637921489 | t3_r2em3v | t5_2to41 | 210 | Silly_boy_88: TIFU by reading my wife’s Facebook from before we were together
Obligatory; this has been over the last 2 weeks. Recently my wife and I have had to list in a visa application previous relationships and why they broke down (I know, don’t ask). My wife has always been very guarded speaking about her previou... | 10 | 21 | |
1637902853 | 1637903424 | t3_r2fbep | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DickieGreenleaf84: I mean it wasn't bad luck that lost the bet....
shannofordabiz: Yeah, it was lack of effort
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1637908105 | 1637947864 | t3_r2grcf | t5_2to41 | 37 | oofifuckedup: TIFU by finding out I acted like a nutcase with an amazing girl.
Oooooooof I'm so pissed at myself.
I had spent years getting over a major tragedy in my life and was finally ready to date again. I've been on these stupid apps for like 8 months, and it's been a pretty depressing grab bag. Once in a while ... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
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Atari-Dude: Somehow read that title as "TIFU by getting ready for Thanksgiving McDonald's"
I don't know why
Active-Subject267: Someone is craving McDonald's
Atari-Dude: I had just eaten ham for Thanksgiving, so I wasn't even hungry when I thought it. But who'm' I kidding, there's... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1637911110 | 1637912383 | t3_r2hjhj | t5_2to41 | 31 | Witness_me_Karsa: TIFU by making my dad so upset at me in the dumbest way possible.
TL:DR I made a stupid joke and now my dad is very upset at me after Thanksgiving and I am floundering trying to figure out how to handle it.
This just happened. I went to my dad and his fiancée's house for dinner and hanging out. We h... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1637910423 | 1637945186 | t3_r2hd69 | t5_2to41 | 62 | 232243: TIFU by being high and unlocking a memory
The realisation of the fuck up has just occurred to me even though this was probably 20-25 yrs ago. So some details I don't recall
Growing up as a young child I remember always wearing a nightgown to bed (tshirt or long sleeve) . Sometimes if I was lucky I would be a... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1637914090 | 1637915167 | t3_r2ib0t | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JukebocksTV: Blatant theft is not something a school councilor or headmaster will overlook. Bring this to the attention of an adult with authority.
M1nn1m0use: Second this- find an adult who will advocate to you so you’re taken seriously but nip this in the bud now so it doesn’t k... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1637916288 | 1637951462 | t3_r2itl3 | t5_2to41 | 2,554 | Radmelike: TIFU by crying in front of my 7 y/o sis
Was checking her iPad for some homework and came across a google slide document she made that had
“I really hate myself very madly I’m a donkey”
And I was baffled, so I sat her down and asked her to explain why she wrote what she did.
So a few days prior she forgot... | 6 | 425.666667 | |
1637922150 | 1637938140 | t3_r2k77d | t5_2to41 | 69,445 | Ami992: TIFU by dumping a beautiful girl over her "smell" during sex
I had my first gf when i was 19, everything was great, she's a beautiful blonde with blue eyes and had a great personality.
After a few months of dating she told me that she will come visit me at work (a secluded place where no one can see or hear us... | 17 | 4,085 | |
1637927600 | 1637928326 | t3_r2lhqy | t5_2to41 | 40 | smalltownvvitch: TIFU by drinking way too much Fiber fruit juice.
Hello reddit, I never thought I would have to post in TIFU , I screw up like anyone else, but I didn't thing it would be so bad I have to grovel in shame to the internet.
One of my favorite reddit stories was a warning to never do what they did, but I ... | 5 | 8 | |
1637931415 | 1637934811 | t3_r2mrhl | t5_2to41 | 17 | huntersood: TIFU and ruined my back by not checking our bed after moving
4 months ago, my wife and I moved to a new apartment and had movers take care of everything including disassembling and reassembling the furniture. We were really impressed with how quickly and effectively got the whole thing done, it was really a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1637932191 | 1637933681 | t3_r2n3hy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rodnas1992: Lesson for life and everyone who reads this, NEVER do a tattoo about a friend, boyfriend, girlfriend whatever only do about something that will always be eternal like a son/daughter and so on
Fiftydollarvolvo: big facts right here
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1637932651 | 1637945376 | t3_r2n9re | t5_2to41 | 2 | TorukMakto2: TIFU, by lying to my friends(&strangers) and borrowed money from them(citing medical emergencies) but instead used it on betting stock markets. I eventually returned it all back to them.
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S3simulation: 1. It’s textbook addiction so in that sense it could be classified using the word “normal” b... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1637934165 | 1637950632 | t3_r2ns4g | t5_2to41 | 22 | iam305: TIFU making that famous Campbell's green bean casserole with fresh beans
Nothing could be easier than cooking the classic Campbell's recipe for green bean casserole for Thanksgiving, right? Well, last year I found a way.
So, last year I cleaned, boiled, cut, and measured eight cups worth of fresh green beans. ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1637936341 | 1637971107 | t3_r2ogbw | t5_2to41 | 142 | summersm1th: TIFU by drinking coffee before going down on my BF
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elanalion:
On the off chance that this isn't made-up erotica:
I hope you soaked the stain in cold water and dish soap asap. What was the dress made of? Were there sequins? (Random curiosity)
summersm1th: Weird how someone can even think anoth... | 6 | 23.666667 | |
1637938574 | 1637957679 | t3_r2p7o4 | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending my ass photo to my cousin
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wiffleplop: Pics or it didn’t happen.
AliensAreDope: NSFW: https://imgur.com/a/oxV9udu
scar12346: Daaamn that's a nice piece of ass though.
AliensAreDope: You think she’ll believe it’s a girls butt?
scar12346: For sure. I don't believe that's y... | 7 | 22.857143 | |
1637941714 | 1637960075 | t3_r2qahb | t5_2to41 | 33 | hammsbeer4life: TIFU by inadvertently making an ass out of myself while a new hire was telling a coworker about how his best friend died.
So this happened a couple weeks ago, but I just realized what happened.
So I'm an industrial mechanic. I work in a factory. It kinda sucks but it pays well and is easier than some t... | 3 | 11 | |
1637945482 | 1638002127 | t3_r2rkru | t5_2to41 | 85 | kylastingrae: TIFU by thinking I was getting free curtains
My Mom is coming to visit me in a week's time. Because of COVID, I haven't seen her since the summer of 2019. In those two years, my husband and I have purchased our first home, and I've been so excited to show it to her in person. Even though we've lived in ou... | 5 | 17 | |
1637945417 | 1637950013 | t3_r2rjzo | t5_2to41 | 5 | SpakSter123: TIFU By attempting to destroy my online friend's reputation. I feel remorse
Here's some backstory: I used to be really active on this one chat forum, I was there for almost 2 years and made lots of friends there. One day, my friend (let's call him Q) got a girlfriend and told us, he shared us the storie... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1637946137 | 1637951088 | t3_r2rt0n | t5_2to41 | 14 | aSummerStarr: TIFU Got Scammed and Need Advice
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NinjatheClick: Call local police to report extortion and see if they can investigate and assist in filing to have the transaction canceled.
In the future, don't send NSFW pics to anyone you haven't met in person and frankly don't even do it then.
If someone e... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1637948999 | 1638033650 | t3_r2ssj1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Corka: TIFU by conditioning my cat into threatening to pee on my bed
So earlier this year me and my girlfriend adopted a cat from a kitty shelter- my GF has a friend at the shelter, and they said they had a cat who they had adopted out but the woman who adopted him wanted to return him less than a week later, and my GF... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1637949470 | 1638031167 | t3_r2syoq | t5_2to41 | 1,355 | gcracker94: TIFU By calling my partner by my Ex Wife’s name at Thanksgiving
So I brought my new girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner this year to meet my family. Pretty soon after sitting down to eat, I went to tell a story about my partner and instead of saying her name, I said my Ex wife’s name. I was immediately mortif... | 7 | 193.571429 | |
1637949097 | 1637997608 | t3_r2stvh | t5_2to41 | 80 | sucker4coffee: TIFU by dropping the ashtray in my bowl of sweet potato pie
I (26F) and my boyfriend (27M) were smoking a blunt this morning when I happened to get hungry. We had some sweet potato pie left over from thanksgiving and I suggested we eat a couple slices before starting the day and my boyfriend agreed. I of... | 4 | 20 | |
1637950725 | 1637975406 | t3_r2telh | t5_2to41 | 18 | Dbcooper000: TIFU by swiping right on my manager. ●_●
So, I don't normally swipe on these apps often because I've had nothing but bad luck. I decided I'd give it another try, so today, while on break from work, (yes they were sitting next to me) I was mindlessly swiping through (insert dating app here) and I accidental... | 3 | 6 | |
1637953681 | 1637995259 | t3_r2ufe7 | t5_2to41 | 340 | fastRabbit: TIFU by eating pho..
I went to my favorite Vietnamese bistro to enjoy a steaming hot bowl of my favorite pho. After carefully breaking up all the jalapeños and adding them along with all the sprouts, basil leaves, and chili paste and Sriracha, I happily dig in. At one point, as I slurped a bundle of noodles... | 4 | 85 | |
1637959188 | 1637971968 | t3_r2wa77 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Regrets-of-age: You have some bit of ambition. A wholly lazy person would’t make a phone call. And it likely costs the bank more than $1.05 each accounting period to keep that account open anyway.
AcrobaticSource3: And if OP keeps calling back, it will cost the bank more in employ... | 3 | 3 | |
1637959929 | 1638032278 | t3_r2wivh | t5_2to41 | 4,167 | SoCalAnimator: TIFU by saying FUCK YOU to my mother-in-law after Thanksgiving dinner.
This happened yesterday, but a bit a of background first — 10 years ago my dad died from Alzheimer’s. It was incredibly painful to watch him forget me over time and to watch his body slowly shut down. He eventually forgot how to breat... | 10 | 416.7 | |
1637961048 | 1637998220 | t3_r2wwaf | t5_2to41 | 182 | TheOneAndOnly518: TIFU by going back to Kentucky Fried Chicken....
So, I like fried chicken, and my wife and I will get a craving for it every six months to two years for it. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) still has the best flavor notes than anything else on the market (the secret recipe...) so it is so hard to have to... | 7 | 26 | |
1637972188 | 1637975121 | t3_r30jyu | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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totcczar: OK, my friend, take a breath and realize that unless one of you is tragically killed in the near future or falls in love in the next day or two, all is not lost.
Find her. Talk to her. Explain you were nervous, because it seems pretty clear she was open to a conversatio... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1637979139 | 1638050930 | t3_r32r2g | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BLConstantine: I sympathize with you but I think we're missing some crucial info here, like WHY did they all feel the need to stop being your friend?
ThrowawayAccount0377: As far as I heard from them, that I am a very easy to read of a person and I always do more than I am asked f... | 8 | 8.25 | |
1637980364 | 1637982977 | t3_r334u4 | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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peacefulpiranha: Lol I would imagine that teachers hear inappropriate comments day in and day out. He probably wasn't too phased. Probably not a good sort of comment to repeat, though lol.
Radiant_Example3449: Teacher here, I would log this as a safety concern silently on our sch... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1637982910 | 1638011370 | t3_r33xsz | t5_2to41 | 1,865 | shankliest: TIFU by playing a new game with my mother in law
My husband and I visit his parents every year for thanksgiving for a few days. We are board game aficionados so we generally bring a few with us. While browsing Reddit the other day, I saw a new game called Incohearent. You read a sentence aloud and try to fi... | 8 | 233.125 | |
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tpubg_u: Is Meredith (I love that you changed her name btw haha) a puggle by chance??
On a cabin trip my friend's puggle found my used tampon in the trash and was walking around with it in his mouth with the string hanging out of his mouth. Mortifying.
mali10000: Not a puggle, bu... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1637986798 | 1638037184 | t3_r3554d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: Now that's a new one. High on NSAIDs and Halls cough drops.
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1637991882 | 1638029680 | t3_r36lod | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my friends baby an “it”
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GPedia: > my car is fast
Funny way of saying "I drive recklessly."
joos1986: My gun is *shooty*
GPedia: My knife is _sharp_.
abbydevi: The waves of the ocean are wavy.
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1637986572 | 1638024692 | t3_r352pj | t5_2to41 | 38 | gwig9: TIFU... by trusting a board
Actually happened yesterday so close enough... Was out at my sister-in-laws family ranch for Thanksgiving. Had been walking around the property all day and it had a small, yet deep, stream that runs through it. There are two ways to cross the stream. One is a nice little road but that... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1637992689 | 1638003220 | t3_r36tgb | t5_2to41 | 383 | [deleted]: tifu by getting someone on Reddit to write my essay
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Thames_CDN: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I hope you don't get in to too much trouble though
dingis_squat_burno: I have to write an email to make my case and I don’t even know what to say I’m so embarrassed 😞
Thames_CDN: Perhaps an indire... | 13 | 29.461538 | |
1637995808 | 1637996203 | t3_r37ohj | t5_2to41 | 60 | shitsgayyo: TIFU by eating some whipped cream
Hi everyone, long time lurker new time poster….
I’ve had fuck ups before but… but not like this.
It’s the holidays right? Fun times! Good food! Food…
I’ll paint the setting : late night on a Friday.. just smoked a bowl of the devils lettuce, my roommates went off to be... | 4 | 15 | |
1637996413 | 1638023401 | t3_r37u9k | t5_2to41 | 54 | FallenBlueSix: TIFU by showering with a high fever... And fainting.
I've been having one of the worst sickness lately. Fever of over 103. Horrible chills. Extreme nausea. Fatigue. Shortness of breath. (Luckily not covid)
I was feeling extremely cold bc of how bad my chills were, so I decided to take a hot shower. DO N... | 6 | 9 | |
1637997590 | 1638025838 | t3_r385c0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | bdogs121: Tifu by playing with a fidget
Okay so I know that this is going to make me look like an absolute idiot, but here we go. I get super anxious very easily and something I do to help with that is to fidget with something, so tonight I was playing with a piece of silicon with two magnets in it that folds, and it w... | 8 | 2 | |
1637988003 | 1638022953 | t3_r35htt | t5_2to41 | 22 | yeahnoyeahnoyeahno30: TIFU by letting my dog out the side door
This happened in the past (my mid 20s so a decade ago), but I still have waking nightmares of this.
One day, I was ripped from slumber from my dog barking to be let out to pee at an ungodly hour of 7am (after an evening shift). I fling myself out of bed, ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1638004678 | 1638007235 | t3_r39vsx | t5_2to41 | 165 | koz152: TIFU By Making Homemade Jalapeno Poppers
So little backstory, I'm a retired chef now but at that time I was in my prime having a house party with my roommates.
A friend gave me a recipe for jalapeno poppers. Bought like three dozen fresh jalapenos. So I start by cutting the jalapenos in half and using a teaspo... | 5 | 33 | |
1638005507 | 1638054343 | t3_r3a2zu | t5_2to41 | 5,085 | TheProofIsInThePoop: TIFU being girlfriend-less
Throwaway.
This morning my mom barged into my room with a fucking butt plug in her hand and presumed it was mine. She said what I choose to do with my body is my business, even if she disagrees with it, but what she will not accept is finding my "gay sex toys" all over t... | 17 | 299.117647 | |
1638001840 | 1638033356 | t3_r3975g | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing up the swipe system on Tinder and Facebook dating.
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OkVolume1: TIL Facebook has a dating feature.
joos1986: haha, this made feel better about being out of the loop.
And I gotta say, the thought was oddly terrifying.
I'd assume (hope) they kept the dating side separate from regul... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1638011585 | 1638073490 | t3_r3bhww | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ninjette-xoxo: TIFU by being technologically unaware.
I have really bad social anxiety and while I’m doing better, it was very hard to be in this situation but I can laugh about it now. I went to a party and somehow I found myself within a big group of people who I didn’t know. They were all chatting around me and I wa... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1638011315 | 1638028200 | t3_r3bfmb | t5_2to41 | 56 | 300series: TIFU by laughing at my wife for chugging off milk
TIFU because my wife decided to show off that she can actually take more than baby sized sips by drinking half a glass of milk. Turns out it was 10days out of date. She gagged. I laughed. Hard. Happened over the phone while she was visiting her mum.
The foll... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1638015386 | 1638018420 | t3_r3cfo0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dirty_hotdog_water: TIFU by flooding my living room and basement
I (15M) love taking baths, I have the same routine every single time. I play chess on my phone, and hum Istanbul (not Constantinople) this has been my routine for about 4 years. I take my baths every morning, and sometimes late at night.
Well this morn... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
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altSHIFTT: Lol "weird music" you say, then says Korn and slipknot
killerkitten115: Id say Die Antwoord might be considered weird music but corn and slipknot is what i hear on the radio at work lol
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1638018000 | 1638020625 | t3_r3d3cl | t5_2to41 | 6 | POLFEAT: TIFU by opening a big bottle of frozen lemonade
I got hungry about an hour ago and thought of heating up some food I got from my university yesterday. So I go over to the fridge and take it out, but I also check the frozen section just cause and I find a 1L bottle of lemonade. I got it last week and put it in ... | 3 | 2 | |
1638018248 | 1638031751 | t3_r3d617 | t5_2to41 | 38 | CapsCantDie: TIFU: Confessing to my friend 2 weeks after her break-up
So, it was the beginning of the year. I had a tough 2020: my SO cheated on me and I found out she was after money, working as health worker during pandemic, saw people dieing on weekly basis... A shitty year. However, one of the many things that mad... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1638022342 | 1638037694 | t3_r3echl | t5_2to41 | 248 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Fast-Backdown: If you know she is at Liverpool uni, get up the library and stick a poster up in the law section. Best case she sees it and thinks it is romantic, worst case she never calls in which case you are in the same position you are in now.
ZootzManuva: That is the creepies... | 8 | 31 | |
1638000192 | 1638039978 | t3_r38sz7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | jrobbio: TIFU taking photos of the inside of the new rental property
This happened around 18 years ago but I was reminded of it today.
When I went to University, I met the love of my life, who is now my wife, we decided when she was doing her post doctorate, we'd move out of the student housing area and go to a new es... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1638026063 | 1638032814 | t3_r3fisn | t5_2to41 | 2 | De_Salvation: TIFU!!!
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De_Salvation: To clear it up she never wanted me to delete the video guys, she said I was just too much for her to handle.
TimeyxWimey: Doesn't matter, she still hasn't consented to having a video of her online for everyone to see!
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1638027559 | 1638044862 | t3_r3g0s6 | t5_2to41 | 1,165 | Who-left-the-oven-on: TIFU By suggesting the wrong movie, that might have caused my MIL to stop her wedding
This actually happened on thanksgiving but I finally got out of the backlash enough to post this. A little background is my MIL has been divorced for 5 years, but has been dating someone seriously for those 5 yea... | 4 | 291.25 | |
1638027115 | 1638030156 | t3_r3fvkd | t5_2to41 | 38 | MaslowsHireAchy: TIFU by trusting a poorly lit Porta Potty
This happened last night and I have finally washed off the shame and can bring myself to laugh about it.
Every year on Black Friday, my husband and I attend a demolition derby at a little racetrack on the outskirts of town. This derby is always the racetrack’... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
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WOUTM: bro just call her and tell her all this shit, nothing to lose right?
Former-Organization5: Well there's his job for one....dating your boss is risky business
torndownunit: I think he's referring more to clearing this up so that his workplace interactions with her aren't mis... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1638035861 | 1638039638 | t3_r3iwus | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by arguing with boss’s son
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Ubermensch187: You should quit and tell them to go fuck themselves
yaymane: agreed
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1638037284 | 1638040405 | t3_r3jfqw | t5_2to41 | 16 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for losing the battery cover for a toy
So a few months ago, i was in the basement, playing some old games like Ben 10 and Naruto on my Wii and the batteries went dead in the remote, however we didn't have any batteries at the time since my mom didn't grocery shopping yet and my brothers used ... | 8 | 2 | |
1638038556 | 1638112120 | t3_r3jw6z | t5_2to41 | 89 | deezhuntz: TIFU by not researching before I sold a cast iron flower pot
Yesterday I was doing some fall cleaning of my backyard/ flower garden and I began clearing out some of the foliage that my grandfather (he passed away a few years ago and we inherited his house) had let grow during his last years due to his health... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1638038794 | 1638056011 | t3_r3jz2j | t5_2to41 | 1,950 | sailor_of_minds: TIFU by wearing a hoodie with no shirt or bra underneath
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A_curious_fish: I wonder what city you consider nice in the states 🤔
natablu: Probably Florida- Miami, Tampa, ofc the good parts.
sailor_of_minds: Nope, not in Florida or cali
A_curious_fish: Texas?
sailor_of_minds: Nope!
A_curious_fis... | 13 | 150 | |
1638038777 | 1638046808 | t3_r3jyv7 | t5_2to41 | -16 | Zealousideal-Edge169: TIFU by proposing my male best friend a threesome with his girlfriend
Me [22F] and my best friend [23M] met in the 1st year of college and have been best friends for four years now. He and his girlfriend [23F] have been together for almost five years. Since we first met, I knew he had a girlfrien... | 3 | -5.333333 | |
1638039885 | 1638108715 | t3_r3kdec | t5_2to41 | 5,719 | Velfar: TIFU by unintentionally being racist.
I work as a teacher in 8th grade, and these days my students are supposed to try to learn to identify the countries of the world on a map. They each have chromebooks, and they were practicing using an app where they choose a continent, and have to put all the countries in t... | 7 | 817 | |
1638044662 | 1638059211 | t3_r3m2in | t5_2to41 | 103 | SpecialistPea2: TIFU by drinking the entire bottle of Alex Jone's Male Vitality liquid
This is the product I am referring to: [http://www.infowarsshop.com/Super-Male-Vitality-\_p\_1227.html](http://www.infowarsshop.com/Super-Male-Vitality-_p_1227.html)
It supposedly promises to restore your testosterone to endure the ... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1638043374 | 1638044931 | t3_r3lm3h | t5_2to41 | 102 | IamMagicarpe: TIFU by showing up severely overdressed to a job interview.
This was 10 years ago, but it still haunts me. I was looking for my first ever job, and I had applied for a job at a Hollister in a mall. I was very excited when later that week, I saw an email from Hollister. I opened it and read that they were ... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1638046816 | 1638078852 | t3_r3mu0i | t5_2to41 | 995 | I_am_dean: TIFU by exposing a family secret and making Thanksgiving awkward.
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SuffrnSuccotash: I’m not even going to try to sort through this story to make sense of the relations here
I_am_dean: Basically my aunt has 3 kids, 3 different dads. We knew the oldest had another dad, my uncle adopted her when she wa... | 11 | 90.454545 | |
1638047148 | 1638207942 | t3_r3myfb | t5_2to41 | 143 | Alphabella: TIFU by breaking my foot, having my dick stolen in a tgreesome then setting my house on fire
Edit: yeah I get a lot of people are just going to be angry just because of who I am and that's your own issue, its a bit sad you let that make you upset to be honest when you can live your life. But the reporting m... | 7 | 20.428571 | |
1638047129 | 1638049638 | t3_r3my7a | t5_2to41 | 19 | Artamisgordan: TIFU a messed up relationship
How it started, got a new job a year ago. I'm from Chicago and had to go to Florida for training for the new job. I'm 32 male and my trainer was a 28 year old female let's call her Jenny. We hit it off great, as in being friends we made each other laugh everyday and never ha... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1638048776 | 1638068409 | t3_r3niks | t5_2to41 | 867 | razzordragon: TIFU by handing my boss a t-shirt
Not today, but many years ago, I worked for a popular teddy bear building toy store. Most of the staff was in their late teens, like I was, but our boss was a woman in her 40s. Our uniforms were iconically hideous: denim dress shirts with itchy embroidery on the top left ... | 7 | 123.857143 | |
1638049587 | 1638049950 | t3_r3nsnl | t5_2to41 | 11 | hamildub: TIFU by eating a disgusting pizza
Actually fuckup was yesterday.
I bought a couple slices of pizza from the place around the corner. This place has very generous pizza slices and I was super hungry so very much looking forward to some hearty lunch time yum yums.
I order a slice of Hawaiian (contentious i kn... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1638051933 | 1638098366 | t3_r3oly7 | t5_2to41 | 13,032 | mrcumballoon: TIFU by making a cum balloon.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks. She's been busy with life and I've been working stupid hours. Earlier today she came over, we made tea and proceeded with the love making.
Previously she had bought me "cruelty free made-by-women eco friendly non-latex super cond... | 31 | 420.387097 | |
1638052876 | 1638112314 | t3_r3oxp6 | t5_2to41 | 307 | nomoresmokingtingz: TIFU by accidentally perving on my neighbour and becoming the local pervert
So this actually happened a while ago and I have moved to a new place since then but just stumbled across this sub so I wanted to share.
Necessary info: I'm a chick and I used to smoke weed, like a lot of it, and since I di... | 7 | 43.857143 | |
1638053209 | 1638054221 | t3_r3p1uj | t5_2to41 | 0 | _Review_15: TIFU/ Am I a bad friend?
A little background information, I met my bsf (f15) let’s call her Grace. Grace and I met in middle school and we got close in freshman. We also have a guy friend (m15) let’s call him Jack. We also met during middle school and got closer in sophomore year.
Okay so in the beginning o... | 3 | 0 | |
1638058752 | 1638114568 | t3_r3qz1q | t5_2to41 | 40 | Jeprin: TIFU by having my computer fans oriented the wrong way
Obligatory this happened just this weekend.
A bit of background. I am a huge computer nerd spending most of my time on the computer doing various things. I also built the pc myself which led up to the fuck up.
So ever since I upgraded my computer with a n... | 4 | 10 | |
1638062638 | 1638065350 | t3_r3s9ng | t5_2to41 | 24 | skyberfire: TIFU by waiting to pee until after the kids were in bed and gargling mouthwash on my way there.
I had to go pee, but my kids were needing to go to bed and it seemed easier to do this so I could just have a chill moment.
I was brushing my teeth, minding my business. Put mouthwash in my mouth and swished whi... | 3 | 8 | |
1638063235 | 1638226738 | t3_r3sgr6 | t5_2to41 | 384 | EdgyMidnightMonster: TIFU by trying to deep throat my partner.
Obligatory this happened a few days ago but..
My partner and I are in a long term dom/sub relationship we have been together 6 year and have been in this dynamic on and off for 2 years, but anyway, the other night we were getting down and dirty I was blow... | 10 | 38.4 | |
1638065120 | 1638209599 | t3_r3t376 | t5_2to41 | 207 | BigMickey3601: TIFU by drugging my dad
So I'm currently home for thanksgiving break and I brought some edibles for my friends and I. I left the edibles in the fridge but made sure to hide it as well as I could by placing it behind all the condiments at the back so that my parents wouldn't see or eat them.
Today I was ... | 5 | 41.4 | |
1638065080 | 1638065931 | t3_r3t2o1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | CallMeRawie: TIFU by doing a favor for a family member and by the end of it potentially owing them $2k
Literally just happened and I’m so pissed at myself. I’m in IT and got the call from a cousin-in-law that their computer was on the fritz. I’m busy, I’ll come out on Saturday, it sounds like something not great. Power... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1638067322 | 1638124940 | t3_r3tsq6 | t5_2to41 | 69 | birthday6: TIFU by (also) being unintentionally racist.
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Groundbreaking-Box20: I don’t follow at all. How does slaves = monitors?
MarcoEsteban: I think they left off an important piece of information - an old computer term for the processing unit vs, the dummy terminals was master and slaves. Back in the 90s ... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1638071458 | 1638207878 | t3_r3v40m | t5_2to41 | 35 | RandomNPC143: TIFU by yelling at a kid recovering from brain surgery
Background: As a secondary job, I teach music students at a retail chain. Most of the students are between 4th and 8th Grade, and rent instruments from the retailer. As far as I have been made aware, none of my current students have any severe learnin... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1638073272 | 1638074540 | t3_r3vno2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting high and having a panic attack
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Shtonky: Dude…I’m sorry that happens to you. It must suck constantly living on the knifes edge of a complete and total melt down because any little thing could set you off. I don’t know what else to say other than offer my sympathies.
Suff... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1638072824 | 1638114115 | t3_r3viuy | t5_2to41 | 206 | Huuqwas: TIFU by serving partially decomposed ham at Friendsgiving.
Today I lit the smokers for the final time of the year. Annually I smoke a Ham and a Turkey for my Friendsgiving. Ham and pineapple go together well right? I thought so too. I bought a spiral sliced ham and put pineapple between each slice. I thought t... | 5 | 41.2 | |
1638082453 | 1638121678 | t3_r3y7vz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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poormanw0rds: Lol dumb people will always be dumb
Galaxy-Creeper: Can't hurt me more than I've hurt myself. Thanks for the comment
poormanw0rds: Ok im sorry . I only said that because im actually working on a top secret project to save the world and i need your help. Can you star... | 10 | 0.6 | |
1638090034 | 1638119929 | t3_r403qa | t5_2to41 | 13 | weirdlaffs: TIFU by blasting rope in my dorms bathroom
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zylonenoger: if you talk about women as femoids, jacking off in the bathroom will be as good as it gets
weirdlaffs: Explain typical moidlet
zylonenoger: you did not realize, that you accidentally stepped out of your incel bubble were people don‘t even kno... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1638090030 | 1638157291 | t3_r403oj | t5_2to41 | 120 | TheRealHicket: TIFU by finding the opposite of eye bleach.
TIFU by finding the opposite of eye bleach. I’m pretty new to reddit. This is my first ever post. I think it’s something worthy to share with the reddit world! I was reading some sad-ish and not so wholesome reddit posts. I was looking at peoples ideas of movie... | 7 | 17.142857 | |
1638092708 | 1638124229 | t3_r40rga | t5_2to41 | 16 | Aerionne: TIFU by hitting my mom in the face and then laughing about it
Okay, so you're probably wondering right away how I'm alive to even write this post. Let me explain.
So my mom and I were enjoying the holiday before I have to go back to work on Monday with some very late night tv binge watching. We finally hit ... | 4 | 4 | |
1638102725 | 1638128479 | t3_r43br7 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by staring off into space around my breastfeeding cousin
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pcgamernum1234: I feel this as someone who's also stares off into space I've made a habit if picking places that people don't hang out at. Like the floor or up at a tree.
K-ibukaj: There was another post about a guy staring at a tree an... | 5 | 11 | |
1638103000 | 1638151619 | t3_r43efb | t5_2to41 | 4,300 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too many grapes with blue cheese
So it was 4AM, casually chilling in my room, watching netflix and eating grapes with blue cheese. I ate like half a kilo of grapes and a whole 100g brick of blue cheese.
All of a sudden I get this really bad stomach ache, I pull my knees close to the chest beh... | 11 | 390.909091 | |
1638104879 | 1638105588 | t3_r43y5d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ArmadilloDays: You can break someone’s nose on accident and you can do it on purpose.
Hurts the victim the same either way.
High or sober, you’re responsible for the harm you do, and it’s only a funny story to you.
Acceptable-Penalty-5: Yeah i know that what I did was insanely... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1638107234 | 1638414164 | t3_r44ns7 | t5_2to41 | 319 | Calligaster: TIFU by Asking about one question too many about handcuffs.
Obligatory not today.
After our Thanksgiving feast we all decided to play Jackbox (for the two of you who don't know, it's a set of party games you play on your phones with one tv screen displaying information for everyone).
We played fakin' it, w... | 5 | 63.8 | |
1638106579 | 1638115428 | t3_r44gqc | t5_2to41 | 9 | praetorofdorthonia: TIFU by adding normal milk in my coffee instead of Lactose-free milk.
Here’s a bit of a backstory: For the past year I have purchased only lactose-free milk for my spouse who is lactose-sensitive. Every morning I have a bowl of cereal (good ol’ crunchy Crispex) and a cup of coffee, and have been usi... | 3 | 3 | |
1638109577 | 1638166137 | t3_r45fz3 | t5_2to41 | 670 | lordenmarious: TIFU by exposing a topless pic to my students.
So I (22M) am a teacher at a private school around here. Yesterday I was having an online weekend course with some students. There were like 5 or 6 students and they are not even my students. I only teach them at weekends to help them practice a little more.... | 9 | 74.444444 | |
1638110272 | 1638142515 | t3_r45o9c | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Atonal1: You and granny were both in the fitting room…together?
Suspicious_Opinions: It was the handicap stall so she wouldn't have to stand and wait. She can't stand for longer than 10 minutes
Atonal1: It was more of a rhetorical question. Pro tip: find a suitable place for gran... | 4 | 1 | |
1638111157 | 1638191351 | t3_r45yz1 | t5_2to41 | 36,564 | Lord_of_D_meme-ed: TIFU by sending a consenting girl nudes
Today I fucked up by hitting up someone on snap, we hit it off for a bit and like adults we were both horny so she suggested that we send nudes. I was okay with it and after I sent them. She started to blackmail me. Saying she wanted $200 for her to delete them... | 15 | 2,437.6 | |
1638111678 | 1638112177 | t3_r4665k | t5_2to41 | 35 | DeoVeritati: TIFU Giving My Soon-To-Be Fiance Too Many Hints About My Upcoming Proposal
Obligatory technically-this-happened-last-night. Alright Reddit, I plan to propose to my girlfriend on 12/17/21. We have increasingly been talking about it as of late and teasing one another about it like when I tell her she should ... | 3 | 11.666667 |
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