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1638117165 | 1638123404 | t3_r487e2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Ordinary--Gift8522: TIFU : I QUIT MY JOB
I loved my job but I had to quit because of a gigantic pain in the ass that is like a demon sucking the life out of you every minute she got. She was rude, condescending, mentally abusive, emotionally manipulative, and basically a psychopath on heels.
I loved my job even when ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
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jennystonermeyer: Too long. Hookers n drama. There it is. She sounds nice, I'd probably fuck her and buy dinner.
simkashi01: Same. Let’s fuck her together
jennystonermeyer: Fuckathon, meow
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___Phreak___: You got an amazing girlfriend out of it, how is that a fuck up?
Solorg: It’s not I know, I didn’t mean for it to sound like that is part of the f up haha.
___Phreak___: I'd happily break both my legs for the girl of my dreams 😉
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1638121352 | 1638133158 | t3_r49rx8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Manbob456: TIFU by unintentionally being insensitive to a major referral source for my clinic.
Obligatory this happened last week. As a preface I work in prosthetics and orthotics, one of the things we provide are OTS braces to people with injuries, one of the more common items is a knee brace called an IROM, or a post... | 4 | 5 | |
1638123319 | 1638190947 | t3_r4aixc | t5_2to41 | 1,309 | fuzzyone06: TIFU by drinking a Pepsi
My wife and I welcomed our twin boys into the world about 6 weeks ago. We’re still in that lovely phase of life wherein we don’t have a sleep schedule so much as we’re microdosing sleep. So yesterday night, we’re up at 4am feeding our boys. My wife handled the first twin, and I had ... | 5 | 261.8 | |
1638125623 | 1638129950 | t3_r4bevx | t5_2to41 | 104 | ArrowTaker101: TIFU by accidentally spending $95 because I can't say no.
This is gonna sound might sound like a humble brag story but I know 100% that I was the dumbass here. It did end up having a good outcome but it doesn't mean I'm not an idiot.
So a little earlier today, I went out (read dragged out, not religiou... | 4 | 26 | |
1638126360 | 1638128926 | t3_r4bp8n | t5_2to41 | 12 | AdministrativeAd9247: TIFU by making a girl not in interested in me sexually anymore
Me (20M) and a friend of mine (20F) work in the same place I started working there before her so it was kind of an opportunity for me to know her when she came in newly. We hit it off almost immediately. She became flirty with me and g... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1638125726 | 1638142589 | t3_r4bg90 | t5_2to41 | 33 | shmooboorpoo: TIFU by prepping hot peppers without gloves
To preface, I've been a Chef for YEARS. I absolutely should have known better.
This I was in a hurry to prep brunch specials and de-seeded and diced a bunch of jalapeños and poblanos without gloves on. (Yes, my hands were washed) I continued to prep, and washe... | 3 | 11 | |
1638128739 | 1638129344 | t3_r4cks3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | wally123454: TIFU by accidentally reacting to a girls Instagram story
There is a girl at my school who I don’t really know at all, and have never contacted but we still follow each other for the sake of it. Today I went on Instagram and saw she had put up a story. We don’t know each other but she goes to my school whic... | 3 | 4 | |
1638129509 | 1638131871 | t3_r4cuum | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the lecturer out
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totcczar: Ok, let me offer another way to look at it: maybe he was just busy this weekend. 😊
ms_feathers: I still think he found my invitation inappropriate, but you’re sweet, thank you! :)
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1638132942 | 1638147462 | t3_r4e4zi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling a girl I liked that I had feeling for her.
So, it was a few years ago. I was 12 or 13, she was 11 or 12 (we had a one year gap). It was a summer job, me being a baseball reif for little leagues (5-12 years oldkids) , her being the maker (the person who counts the points) for those games.
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1638133858 | 1638147922 | t3_r4ehh5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | BadGalKylie: TIFU installing a windshield wiper.
Yesterday I fucked up. Went to leave work after a long snowy day. Tried to get ice off my driver side wiper blade and I broke the adapter piece off. After messing with it for an hour in the parking lot I decided to tape it on just so I didn't scratch the fuck
out of my w... | 4 | 6.5 | |
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Burmina: If this was your best friend, and they told you this story, would you agree with them blaming themselves? I hope not!
OP, I understand how tough this is for you, and that the reality and severity of the situation is grave. This doesn't mean it's your fault though. P... | 3 | 5 | |
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31spiders: Wrong sub for this but:
Did he say what the rumors were? Maybe he heard one or more of the guys were creepy? Maybe even one date raped someone?
Going to bed and leaving strangers in your house ESPECIALLY if they plan on leaving in the middle of the night is odd. If i... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1638136516 | 1638140982 | t3_r4fh57 | t5_2to41 | 28 | c3pdope: TIFU by not controlling my annoyance and scaring my friends which led to them thinking I'm suicidal
Today i fucked up and honestly its so stupid I'm still in shock from it's consequences. This happened this morning, me and a friend were following two more friends to a lake and my friend had been asking me to s... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1638142498 | 1638144688 | t3_r4hlvz | t5_2to41 | 42 | magiciteman: TIFU by forgetting to check the mouse trap over the holiday
Sad story.
We've been having a issue with mice in our house. They've kept themselves hidden pretty damn well, and we've never seen them except when caught. We didn't even know they were there until a few weeks ago when I opened a junk drawer and ... | 3 | 14 | |
1638147371 | 1638191894 | t3_r4j9qr | t5_2to41 | 277 | stickerwhistle: TIFU by accidentally exposing my husband to my super cringe, almost decade old fanfiction
I always enjoyed writing, so naturally as a young teenage girl once I stumbled upon the wide, wide world of fanfiction I was INTO it for a while. Angsty romance fanfic, crossovers, full on Sci fi action stories fea... | 5 | 55.4 | |
1638146957 | 1638152436 | t3_r4j4op | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: tifu by drastically over reacting to a text from the woman i love
some background, this was two days ago but i have a hard time trusting people. i was with the same woman from the time i was 15 to 23 or 24we were engaged and i caught her cheating so i threw her out on the spot.since then i have had every sor... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1638155626 | 1638214051 | t3_r4lyz5 | t5_2to41 | 1,983 | Mega_Nibba: TIFU by accidentally destroying my sisters car door
So at the bright and early time of 2:30 in the morning i got a call from my sister telling me to come pull her out because they were drifting in the snow and lost it. So i drove out there in the dark with pretty thick snow on the ground. When i got there ... | 13 | 152.538462 | |
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SalleighG: Your trying to watch the movie in no way caused the problem. Unless you want to blame yourself for not having spontaneously decided to drive somewhere so your car was not there to be backed into... and if you do that, where are you going to stop? If you had gone out and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
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thehoff34: i mean that’s kinda gotta make you feel good tho right? that’s an insane amount of people that noticed in a really short amount of time
sunsetscorpio: Well, I see your point but ... we had a friend pass away earlier this year. And it was the same kinda deal we were all ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
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Bitten469: Remember that the aftercare is important too
thechikeninyourbutt: What’s aftercare?
adventureismycousin: r/BDSMcommunity
Aftercare is the process by which those who engage in physically or emotionally powerful activities return to normalcy. It often includes cuddling, ... | 9 | 578.111111 | |
1638163889 | 1638175749 | t3_r4oj0a | t5_2to41 | 13 | isuckatlov3: TIFU by being inappropriate in my first relationship.
Sorry, if this a long story! I feel you kind of need the details.
I (30M) have never been in a relationship and met a girl (24F) at a club back in the summer. We'll call her K. I doubt she's on here, but we're both musicians and I was playing a set. Tu... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1638163603 | 1638172994 | t3_r4ofwk | t5_2to41 | 3 | tw123456751627272: TIFU by doing fuck all the last 2 years
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ThatAnnoyingGuy-1001: Hey dude, as your immediate senior in India, in your same stream, who had studied for JEE for about 2 years... I know what you're feeling. I have many friends who've been in your shoes. I've seen people take it as an inspiration,... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1638165529 | 1638224654 | t3_r4oze6 | t5_2to41 | 535 | Ludamus_NFT: TIFU By starting an NFT website
So I've had this idea for a long time of making NFTs that I could sell and that would enable the buyer to select a toy from a list that would then be donated to pediatric hospitals around the US and I finally made my first piece of artwork and was preparing to launch on the ... | 9 | 59.444444 | |
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AnxietyPillow: Gross dude wtf fuck that bitch.
InternMission1919: Heg that's my wife. She didnt mean to fart.
AnxietyPillow: Still gross dude she could have waited
InternMission1919: Gross indeed but she did volunteer a make up foot rub.
AnxietyPillow: Not wroth it id divorce her.... | 12 | 22.833333 | |
1638169262 | 1638172812 | t3_r4pyzt | t5_2to41 | 36 | External_Snow_841: TIFU By dropping Savlon on my balls
So, this happened many years ago, not today.
Background : I (16M) was 14 at the time. I used to play a lot with my friends on the playground, and so I would also bruise my knee/toes quite a lot. Because this has been happening for a few years, and my family consis... | 6 | 6 | |
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Mekmo: Look, if their relationship was able to be so easily disturbed by him getting a message from his ex, then it wasn't great to begin with.
Hell, you probably did them a favour.
TommyHeizer: Agreed, seems like that girl is very childish. You can't control people's life and wh... | 9 | 122.555556 | |
1638184712 | 1638240685 | t3_r4tp8v | t5_2to41 | 10,675 | [deleted]: TIFU By Watching High School DxD With My Cousin Sister
So first of all for those who aren't into anime and don't know about High School DxD, it is an ecchi series.
>*Ecchi is an often used slang term in the Japanese language for playfully sexual actions. As an adjective, it is used with the meaning of "s... | 11 | 970.454545 | |
1638186531 | 1638186894 | t3_r4u5cr | t5_2to41 | -11 | WorriedlyPsychedelic: TIFU by getting caught smoking weed.
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Bobrakis: If you want us to look at your account why would you use an alt
WorriedlyPsychedelic: to add layers to the world domination
WorriedlyPsychedelic: like the plot of a shitty hentai that people just watch for the plot and not the drWings
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1638232030 | 1638366252 | t3_r4ww38 | t5_2to41 | 31 | cjh42689: What I don’t get is if this guy dropped 325k at your store over a few years why did he ask for a discount out of the blue that day?
Suspicious-Muscle-96: TL;DR 10-15% discount is a standard discount for store regulars in the comic book industry; it's built into their business models, and not asking for a disc... | 25 | 1.24 | |
1638199077 | 1641851252 | t3_r4y0wk | t5_2to41 | 5 | DjRubyatgamer: TIFU by coming home at the night
It happened one day. Me and my friend decided to go to his friend's house which was far, so we took both a local bus and an Express bus. The local bus took nearly one hour to get us to our stop, and we had to wait an additional 5 minutes for the Express bus. When the Expr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1638201709 | 1638204538 | t3_r4yxox | t5_2to41 | 105 | Rossco1874: TIFU by not replenishing dog poo bags
Dog wanted out this morning & normally it is just for a pee got halfway round my morning route & he squats to do a shit. I realise there is no bag in the dispenser fumbled about in pockets for bit of paper or something to lift it. Manage to find a napkin so pick... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1638202325 | 1638205378 | t3_r4z5zc | t5_2to41 | 25 | Murderpanties: TIFU by giving my cat her own toothbrush
My cat, Cry Baby, uses a gravity water bowl and I noticed it gets moldy on the nozzle, so I started using this old toothbrush to clean it when I refill her water. My fiancé and I share a bathroom and he's kind of germaphobe when it comes to feces particles floatin... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1638202130 | 1638205983 | t3_r4z3bt | t5_2to41 | 107 | EotEaH: TIFU tying my daughters birthday balloon to the exercise bike
My daughter is turning 6 and we bought a large gold 6 shaped balloon for her. We've had it for a little over a week since her party was before her actual birthday and our cats have loved chasing the string that is attached to the balloon. Since today... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1638200160 | 1638238980 | t3_r4yeej | t5_2to41 | 6,033 | aauthor8: TIFU By trying to outsmart my dad and school
Standard – This did not happen today.
As was often the case, I was sitting in detention. The teacher observing us briefly stepped out of the room and I decided to give my legs a stretch by wandering around the classroom.
I noticed a pack of school letter headed b... | 8 | 754.125 | |
1638205768 | 1638248179 | t3_r50fj5 | t5_2to41 | 207 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by introducing genetics to 5th graders
This FU was within the last decade. so totally pertinent.
I'm teaching 5th graders all of the subjects, and I'm at a school that gives us a significant amount of leeway with our instruction after state testing (this is also the Bizarro version of how mu... | 8 | 25.875 | |
1638215560 | 1638253409 | t3_r540xs | t5_2to41 | 1,513 | fedlol: TIFU by implying to my small town that my brother likes butt stuff.
This did just happen this morning. To set the scene, my family lives in a pretty small, very conservative town. My older brother (and my family by extension) is pretty widely known because he’s a drug addict and is always getting into trouble,... | 8 | 189.125 | |
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Rj0613: I still don't get it
Why are we multiplying the ball by 2?
Rahodees: Don't worry about that, it's a REALLY WEIRD way to explain it that only helps if you're thinking of it like you're solving an algebra equation--which you DO NOT have to do.
Instead, think about this:
I... | 24 | 197.583333 | |
1638217944 | 1638311765 | t3_r54x8d | t5_2to41 | 183 | AdministrativeFly506: TIFU by asking my dad to unclog the sink
Obligatory this did not happen yesterday but over the course of a few years in my teens.
So there I was, 13 years old, just discovered masturbation and the world at my feet. As a healthy horny teenager I made sure to schedule this event tightly in my daily... | 6 | 30.5 | |
1638219019 | 1638368248 | t3_r55bn5 | t5_2to41 | 1,490 | InternMission1919: TIFU by trying to please my wife
My wife and I just moved into our new apartment. Our sex life has been pretty great since we moved in but she was feeling left out in the downstairs region. She has a hard time finishing with out clitoral stimulation and always felt like I would get bored during the t... | 8 | 186.25 | |
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Desert_hike: Typical Monday for sure. Why not just explain it to them and let them cancel the other one. Don’t beat yourself up too badly, we all do this occasionally.
staz5: I just really hate how irresponsible it made me look.
Throwaway4545232: For what it’s worth, continuing to... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1638191124 | 1638484337 | t3_r4vfaa | t5_2to41 | 34 | JanWillemisvanmij: TIFU by having tea in bed
So I(m) have been in bed for the last few days with tonsilitis which has made it unbearable to eat or drink anything. This morning i woke up and really felt like having some good ol' rooibos tea with some honey, always brings back some good memories. So i get up, swich on th... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
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Boulavogue: I'm there with you OP. Took one in a taxi home with a chick I was seeing. Got back to mine, she then announced that it was her time and could we just cuddle. I didn't have the heart to tell her my f-up, so I lay there all night with my heart beating out of my chest and... | 11 | 264.090909 | |
1638223106 | 1638281182 | t3_r56tdz | t5_2to41 | 737 | lockman512: TIFU by not fighting for custody
Not my regular account for legal reasons.
This FU has been years in the making and the full implications only recently came to light.
So, in case you can't guess from the title, I'm divorced. What's more, I'm divorced in an area where fathers rarely win custody battles. D... | 9 | 81.888889 | |
1638224167 | 1638225028 | t3_r577ct | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By contacting COVID after kissing my crush's hand.
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Jeeper1234: I'm going to go out on a limb here and suspect that you had Covid before you kissed her hand. Just riding in the car with her with no mask was enough.
potfdevit: She confirmed that she had COVID during work but mild symptoms showed... | 4 | 1 | |
1638226312 | 1638280901 | t3_r57y8j | t5_2to41 | 43 | StatusFlatus: TIFU by forcing myself to inhale biohazardous fumes.
As an anesthesiology resident, doing his ICU rotation I have the wonderful privilege to work grueling long shifts together with my colleagues at one of our many COVID ICU's. While I do enjoy the work I usually do, the already inhuman residency hours hav... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1638228211 | 1638229059 | t3_r58mfd | t5_2to41 | 18 | iKiTTa: TIFU by trying to donate my Kidney
As per usual, Didn't happen today.
Last November my Mushum (grandfather) passed away and he was kind off the head of the family in a sense. He was who kept all of us in order. Well, tried. Things got crazy after he passed. My youngest aunt D inherited his house and finances. ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1638228485 | 1638286956 | t3_r58ptr | t5_2to41 | 34 | GlitterAndProtein: TIFU by trying a new supplement
I have suffered most of my life with chronic constipation. Like enema or I don't shit at all, laxatives don't affect me. I've seen doctors, they suggest that I try really basic things that are already in my daily routine like exercise, more water, fiber supplements, fr... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1638216679 | 1638271655 | t3_r54g8v | t5_2to41 | 76 | Hikageya: TIFU by telling my sister to sell her Neggs On Neopets and got punished by my mother for it.
First of all. For thos that don't know, Neopets was a pet simulator game that had a virtual economy on it. It was more popular at the beginning of 2000.
For the story. I have to say I am french native and the N word... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1638231748 | 1638236098 | t3_r59ul7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking too many stimulants
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KingCrowleyFell: Merry Christmas!
Imafish12: Deck the halls with piles of shit Fa la la la, la la, la, laaaaa
KingCrowleyFell: Thanks for helping
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Erijandro: Pretty simple, keep lying.
just tell them that your counselor advised you to take a few additional classes, highly recommended for your bachelor. It may take 2 -3 more semesters but beneficial for post graduate work.
NorCalAthlete: I mean, yes, technically speaking co... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1638232827 | 1638249076 | t3_r5a7ro | t5_2to41 | 31 | lost40s: TIFU by being a popaholic, and possibly scarring my stepson for life.
This happened on Thanksgiving.
I had had a couple of glasses of wine, so I decided to go lay down for a bit. Sometimes, to relax, I like to watch "popping" videos, specifically the close-up ones with needles.
ANYHOO, I had it pulled up o... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1638227208 | 1638383049 | t3_r589sq | t5_2to41 | 246 | cheda69: TIFU By Trying To Save The Kitten.
So my cat had kittens, and after 2 weeks of their birth i came to check out them as usual. They were in our yard shed, like an old wooden construction with bunch of things crowded. I came in and started playing with them, they were meowing, and I was recording them. After I f... | 3 | 82 | |
1638237022 | 1638277062 | t3_r5blkg | t5_2to41 | 16,097 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally texting my my tattoo artist about the terrible tattoo he gave me.
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Tomahawkin95: For God’s sake Debbie, the artist skipped a step and fucked the tattoo up. This isn’t a haircut that will grow out, it’s something permanently embedded in your skin. Why are you worried about this d... | 12 | 1,341.416667 | |
1638242836 | 1638244385 | t3_r5dja0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ScottP480: TIFU and realized that I've been using chloraseptic spray wrong for my entire 32-year life
When I was a kid, my brother and I were taught how to use chloraseptic spray when we had sore throats:
5-6 sprays and swallow every few hours, use it until the sore throat goes away.
Now I get it - I'm an adult and s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1638242968 | 1638268733 | t3_r5dkts | t5_2to41 | 12 | just_playin_sam: TIFU by trying to punish a lady who wouldn't sell me smokes and blacking out half the cities power
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sweetpotatogoatwind: So you didn't have your ID and were surprised when someone didn't sell you something that requires proof of age?
Polymathy1: Proof of age also includes grey hair and general... | 6 | 2 | |
1638243461 | 1638304229 | t3_r5dqmf | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by Letting My Friend Be My Chiropractor
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Missmoni2u: Uhm, I know you're trying to be kind because he had good intentions, but this guy should definitely know that he should *not* be doing this to people.
What if he does it to some rando and they sue?
rarestereocats: He only does it to people h... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1638246131 | 1638255382 | t3_r5elxe | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding out I am violently lactose-intolerant in front of my crush
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LimidingSpark: Stores sell lactose free milk and products if you dont plan on cutting that out of your life forever
GOODronin: From my experience, I would stay away from lactose free cows milk, and stick with plant based mil... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1638247274 | 1638489144 | t3_r5eyqt | t5_2to41 | 42 | CleverNamePun: TIFU: I already ruined Christmas
I ruined Christmas today.
A little backstory:
We have 10 year old twins. Boy and girl. As far as we know, they still believe. Every year we get another year from Santa is a blessing. Our house is modest with very little storage space. Most of our gifts are hidden in the... | 6 | 7 | |
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citizenyinz: Look, monogamy has nothing to do with the genitals involved. If your wife isn't into the idea of an open marriage, then that's it--having a sexual relationship with anybody other than her is going to mess up your relationship. There genuinely is no difference in wanti... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1638258139 | 1638292785 | t3_r5i06i | t5_2to41 | 1,378 | bluekhan: TIFU By having 3 of my exes and my current partner share the same toothbrush
This happened last weekend.
I have a habit when in a relationship to try to do small acts of kindness for my partner that will help ease their day. This could be grabbing a coffee for them while they're working or making breakfast ... | 5 | 275.6 | |
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noble_plebian: I don’t think your generation generally give a fuck what people’s sexuality is. You’ll be fine.
The_throwawaybitch: I agree but I wish I got a chance to tell everyone else on my own through my own (sober) choice. Instead I fucked up and sorta outed myself over somet... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
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dogdayafter: Don’t take it sitting down. Head over to the rink and explain yourself to the owner and even if he doesn’t hire you then you will have made your point and not just been the one he was calling lazy. It will be worth the trip one way or the other.
Mista_Sphinx: I wouldn... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1638259707 | 1638283212 | t3_r5ieji | t5_2to41 | 484 | cega9110: TIFU by not listening to a Mario Party safety warning
I played Mario Party Superstars with some friends tonight and we got the Tug of War mini-game. If you’ve never played this game, you need to spin the joystick as fast as you can to beat the enemy (1 vs 3). When you get to the practice screen, there’s a war... | 5 | 96.8 | |
1638260088 | 1638311269 | t3_r5ihy3 | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU and left my baby monitor on
TIFU by forgetting the baby monitor was on. Maybe. I dunno.
I have a camera baby monitor set up in my bedroom for when my kid naps during the day (we cosleep).
Currently, my fiance is away for work. I've been single parenting and physically/sexually frustrated while they're... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1638261102 | 1638305363 | t3_r5iqye | t5_2to41 | 7,637 | Realistic_Property76: TIFU by sleeping with my ex
Hope this story is okay for this sub. So me and my now ex girlfriend we’re together for over 2 and a half years. We currently live together in a 1 bredroom and have decided to break up. We are moving out in a week and a half. However we have both have kind of been pret... | 17 | 449.235294 | |
1638261838 | 1638263466 | t3_r5ixe1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | nsflunch-throwaway: TIFU: NSF-Lunch the big stink.
don't read this while eating.
So we have been trying to have another kid for around 3 years. We've had tests, it's not her, it's not me, we have one already, we're both in our early 40's, it's not a big deal.
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So this month started like most, some good f... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1638263291 | 1638264921 | t3_r5j9rt | t5_2to41 | 21 | Eugenewantsrapunzel: TIFU by taking my M3 cousin to his elder brother's school
So, teachers of my cousin M17 had complained about him, he been calling names or writing something on walls etc. So I drove his mother, who took her toddler son M3 to the school, since his father was outside the town.
Once we reached the pr... | 3 | 7 | |
1638269108 | 1638296428 | t3_r5knc0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | 123MessedUpIsMe: TIFU BY TEARING UP MY OWN A**
TLDR; Ate peanuts. Went to expel them. Got an anal fissure.
I am a fairly healthy person. Very rarely get injured. I never even broke a bone... And yet, here I am contemplating the absurdity of what the hell just happened.
The story starts some days ago. I had bought a p... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1638271769 | 1638284926 | t3_r5lapd | t5_2to41 | 10 | Alternative_Print_79: TIFU Worried I damaged my lung and brain permanently
Worried I damaged my own lung with HBOT
19 years old. Long story short about 3 months ago I’ve had Covid-19 now as soon as 13 days pass me and my friend did Whippets drugs 3 days in a row with balloons, each session was about 15-20 each inhalin... | 5 | 2 | |
1638272123 | 1638273272 | t3_r5le0x | t5_2to41 | 7 | Erika_Knight: TIFU by accidentally recording myself having a NSFW phone call with my FwB
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cjd2605: Very unlucky! However, seems no harm done! I remember once I was recording a corporate call and didn’t realise it was picking up my laptop mic, so although it recorded the online call, you can just hear my cutler... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1638273555 | 1638284958 | t3_r5lquv | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by entering the wrong subreddit
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anti-exposure: You entered r/eyeblech not r/eyebleach the letters being uppercase or lowercase won’t change the outcome
randubis: I IMMEDIATELY regret my decision to click that…
stolenourhearts: Woah blocked in Australia?? That's nuts
kingfisher1028: Fellow Auss... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1638274043 | 1638318622 | t3_r5lvxv | t5_2to41 | 16,096 | arczclan: TIFU by saying I love you to another woman
TIFU by saying I love you to another woman
Obligatory this happened today so it’s still fresh, *20 minutes ago* fresh so I’m still as red as a tomato.
I’m at work and I’m talking to my fiancée over the phone. It’s quiet and she’s bored at home and just wants a cha... | 9 | 1,788.444444 | |
1638275038 | 1638333336 | t3_r5m59o | t5_2to41 | 3,280 | burneraccount2021201: TIFU by putting something up my butt.
I had to drop off a package at the post office. It’s inside a government building that requires you to go through a metal detector. As I pass through the metal detector, it goes off so the security guard checks me with the metal detector wand. Before scanning ... | 13 | 252.307692 | |
1638276439 | 1638323017 | t3_r5mjf2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting assholes take advantage of me
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Zealousideal_Half249: Dunno if it was me I would send the landlord a text about the situation or even show him this post on reddit like. He's bound to come down on these guys or atleast say something to them. Send them texts informing them you would exp... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1638272553 | 1638337078 | t3_r5lhrc | t5_2to41 | 120 | elratoncitohermoso: TIFU by parking close to work
This happened a few months ago. I (27F) had a big meeting with my two bosses and three people from HR for an evaluation (it was my first year in the company and I was still in training).
The thing is, I was super late and didn’t want to make a bad impression. So, inst... | 5 | 24 | |
1638280493 | 1638281270 | t3_r5nrzz | t5_2to41 | -1 | ToffeeTorres: TIFU by being extremely vindictive to a past bully.
Alright so basically, I was on the football team for my middle school in 8th grade. I’m not gonna hold you guys; I was fucking terrible. I was a weak, skinnyfat little 110 Lbs bastard who was also very socially awkward. By the end of the season, I basica... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1638282143 | 1638283992 | t3_r5obxi | t5_2to41 | 32 | phookoo: TIFU Part 2 - I fucked up trying to help my cat. Again.
Hi. My last TIFU got quite a few responses, so after my experience last night, I thought I’d share. If you wanted to read it, the link is below:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/queucc/tifu_by_attempting_to_prevent_my_cat_from_escaping/?utm_source=... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1638284054 | 1638315160 | t3_r5oz1c | t5_2to41 | 1,208 | Muspelheimx: TIFU by wearing a watch while gaming
So this happend today, and yesterday, and the day before that. It's been happening for 2 months give or take a few days.
I've been having troubles with my gaming laptop suddenly going black (screen). It's been annoying as hell when I'm playing CSGO or other competitiv... | 8 | 151 | |
1638287023 | 1638288555 | t3_r5q1kc | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my dick to a senior manager
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peithecelt: You were in a bathroom, obviously shuffling from the urinal to the toilet stall.... awkward I'll agree, but... Really doubt it will be anything more than that to him either.. lol
TheJimJamMan: It's a large bathroom, and the shuffle was a few ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1638291776 | 1638315773 | t3_r5ru2g | t5_2to41 | 97 | EnigmaticSpirit85: TIFU by reporting a creepy stalker.
So I started a new job yesterday. I was training with 2 other guys in the office. I'm a woman. The in-office time was great, but on breaks this guy followed me around everywhere. He asked me for help to do anything, including making his drinks in the coffee machine... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1638291858 | 1638304446 | t3_r5rv60 | t5_2to41 | 165 | BeansBurger: TIFU by falling for a scam and losing $2000
For the past two months I have been in such a deep hole because I thought I had ruined my life... I was involved in a scam where I was led to believe I was being investigated for solicitation of prostitution... (I had been on websites like that so I genuinely tho... | 6 | 27.5 | |
1638293281 | 1638364654 | t3_r5sffo | t5_2to41 | 24 | Mahali2020: TIFU by cracking my neck too far
So I have a bad habit of cracking my neck and I have been cracking my for a littler over 5 years and have not had a problem at all.
So today I was attempting to crack it even though it didn’t feel like it needed cracking. I was forcing my neck to keep going until it… cracked... | 8 | 3 | |
1638293247 | 1638299670 | t3_r5sf0s | t5_2to41 | 28 | EmpressHelkarth: TIFU by not realizing I had my headphones in.
Yeah, I’ve got no clue how the hell this happened. I feel exceedingly stupid. This isn’t exactly as extreme or entertaining as some other posts on this sub, but I had no clue where else I’d put it, and hey, I think maybe someone might get a kick out of how ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1638294233 | 1638295705 | t3_r5st5s | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Infidel29: So you saw him shirtless? And you're worried about his reaction? Aww that's cute. Lol!
IamaLuna-tic: I DIDNT MEAN TO I REALLY DIDNT
now my friend has to stand in front of me while i practice my apology. oh my god.
Infidel29: He's a boy. He probably liked it. Most boys... | 5 | 26.2 | |
1638302853 | 1638413203 | t3_r5u24o | t5_2to41 | 1,814 | xpalr: What the fuck is going on in your life?
guild-an: more like what the fuck are you getting high on that makes you look at something and go, yeah, really need this INSIDE my dick.
ElMenosGrande: Probably one of the r/sounding mfers
Some-Body-Else: Yeah I bet most folks here don't know what sounding is
S2Charlie: T... | 8 | 226.75 | |
1638297854 | 1638330417 | t3_r5u782 | t5_2to41 | 150 | ic4rusinc4rn4te: TIFU by lighting a candle
I had just gotten back from thanksgiving break so my dorm was a little stuffy so I wanted to light one of my candles(we’re not supposed to have these in our dorms but shh). I have a nice zippo lighter because I don’t like having to throw away a million reusable plastic lighter... | 5 | 30 | |
1638302315 | 1638329546 | t3_r5vwi4 | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my mom think she was dying and have her hospitalized
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Reversecurve377: how the fuck did she manage to eat two of the ones you specifically asked her not to touch
[deleted]: ALWAYS state the reason for a rule when telling someone the rule.
It will help them to remember the rule.
... | 5 | 15 | |
1638308285 | 1638402388 | t3_r5y55r | t5_2to41 | 474 | Vixrotre: TIFU by not taking our dog's growling seriously
Happened today.
My SO(33M) and I (25F) got a dog a few months back, dog previously lived with SO's aunt. She told us he was aggressive with other dogs, but he seemed golden with humans- letting strangers stroke him, super polite and well behaved at the vet... ... | 10 | 47.4 | |
1638308793 | 1638314328 | t3_r5ybvp | t5_2to41 | 4 | newusrname45: TIFU by giving suggestions to improve training
So this happened this morning, I started a new job... I work in Digital Forensics Engineering, I just got past my 3 month mark on the 21st of November (still going through elements of training).
As a part of my weekly one-on-one's I threw out the idea of ma... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1638310661 | 1638729489 | t3_r5z0h4 | t5_2to41 | 384 | [deleted]: TIFU by inadvertedly unwrapping a sex toy in front of my stepdad
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solarbeeper: You should have wore it on your head and said "these headphones aren't like the picture!"
R3ntora: that's one way to use the suction cup
BritBuc-1: If it’s got a suction cup, you and your girlfriend should take turns tryi... | 7 | 54.857143 | |
1638313565 | 1638386811 | t3_r60249 | t5_2to41 | 81,549 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a terrible deal with my girlfriend [NSFW]
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THCisMyLife: Guaranteed she's got a double sided dildo already in the mail without you even knowing
Wrestling_poker: And soon it will be in the male.
Still-Swimming-5650: You deserve gold. But I’m not spending money on reddit.
Edit: why are ... | 27 | 3,020.333333 | |
1638313613 | 1638314432 | t3_r602px | t5_2to41 | 18 | Zipy_1: TIFU by trying to talk to a girl
So I go to school with a girl that I was good friends with back in elementary (8 years ago) and I wanted to catch up with her for the first time since. So I finally mustered up the confidence to try to start up a conversation with her. Today was a day that she was sitting alone ... | 3 | 6 | |
1638312752 | 1638314809 | t3_r5zrfb | t5_2to41 | 25 | youllneverknow3698: TIFU by seeing the girl of my dreams and ruining a perfect opportunity
So I (18M) saw this girl on the train back from college today and holy fuck was she attractive. I’ve seen models, actresses, porn stars, all that- but none of them are as beautiful as this.
She started staring at me as I got o... | 5 | 5 | |
1638314502 | 1638321739 | t3_r60dr1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Better_Dimension_325: TIFU by Escaping School Grounds After Getting in Trouble
Backstory- My friends and I will ride our bikes to and from school daily. When leaving school, the staff monitoring all the cars and busses are always trying to find some reason to yell at students leaving our school. Often they'll yell at m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1638318644 | 1638321617 | t3_r61sw6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: Should have sent me $5k instead
SuitableManager808: Said the sweaty kid in his mom's basement
superb_shitposter: idk about you but i think a sweaty kid in their mother's basement could use $5k
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1638325358 | 1638331921 | t3_r63zj5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NohPhD: Good to know some people are actually that sensitive. I do 25 mg every Friday and it barely registers. I’ve often thought 10 mg would be safe to give to a neophyte. Now I know, no…
xole: I've had some "10mg" gummies that were more like 20 mg.
Also, some strains hit some p... | 5 | 2 | |
1638327306 | 1638350968 | t3_r64lpa | t5_2to41 | 11 | vibing_to_my_death: TIFU by counting.
It's very anticlimactic, but it felt worse in real time with anxiety.
So, as a high schooler in my English class, we're writing an essay right now.
My teacher lets us listen to music while we're working, so long as it's individual work. I play violin in one of the orchestra class... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1638330177 | 1638331259 | t3_r65ibt | t5_2to41 | 15 | cxcxxxc: TIFU By not putting my cum tissue in the trash and now, I think my father cleaned it up.
First of all, I live in Asia, yk, a lot of things here are different for another continents.I love masturbating in midnights, like every midnight, I cum from watching porns. So my computer set up is at below of stairs, whi... | 4 | 3.75 |
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