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1638330600 | 1638333333 | t3_r65mze | t5_2to41 | 15 | ThrowFar90: TIFU and my best friend had to take care for me for 24 hours
TIFU by taking too much marijuana
Background (Names have been changed): Unfortunately, I(24) have chronic pain conditions and no real medicine for pain (though I asked my doctors) my friends Kate(26) and Lisa(23) highly suggested I try to get a m... | 5 | 3 | |
1638331593 | 1638353436 | t3_r65y2q | t5_2to41 | 273 | TallSUPpup: TIFU by transferring oral herpes to my kid.
Disclaimer, this is about oral herpes i.e of the mouth and not about any type of sexual transmitted infection.
So this actually took place over the last 2 weeks or so but just presented yesterday.
A couple weeks ago my two kids were playing with bikes and car... | 32 | 8.53125 | |
1638334098 | 1638375162 | t3_r66obe | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JonquilXanthippe: I hate when I read a hilarious title and the explanation makes it kinda normal
tanktaylor85sx: I’ll give you that. Not sure how else I should have titled it.
JonquilXanthippe: The title was phenomenal the story was just underwhelming but nothing you can do about ... | 5 | 17 | |
1638342630 | 1638343174 | t3_r68y4z | t5_2to41 | 13 | astranamia: TIFU by causing a minor road accident and getting police involved
So on this morning, I decided to ride my bike. I haven't done so in 2 years, so I'm pretty excited. So I did. Everything went well, I had a good time. Never did I know that that time was going to be the worst.
So while I'm riding, I decided... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
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plsacceptmythrowaway: I'm low key impressed by how the fella was able to keep his calm after having a German Shepard bite his arm!
HaloArtificials: I can just see an alternate reality: “My boyfriend broke my tailbone and made me put down my dog.” Post 😂
sailirish7: that would be ... | 17 | 1,283.352941 | |
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boomstickbutcher: Those godam pronouns
Double2k: Very true lmao, didn’t realize at first. 3 am and I was just typing that shit out rapid fire.
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1638351359 | 1638375239 | t3_r6b118 | t5_2to41 | 37 | bbooxx: TIFU in class by quoting Sartre
First things first, just wanted to say this is my first post in this subreddit.
For context
1. I live in a southeast Asian country that is very religious but not really.
2. I'm not depressed or suicidal. I'm just introverted and keep to myself. I'm kind of happy right now cons... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1638349972 | 1638428906 | t3_r6aphq | t5_2to41 | 2 | zwagjasper: TIFU by not removing old tagged posts off my insta
This happened like 4 hours ago and IM SO EMBARRASSED AHHHHHH
So long story short I met this guy on Omegle and we started talking on snap. We’ve been talking every day 4 about a week and I play this little game where I send like portions of my face instead... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1638368204 | 1638586796 | t3_r6fq5w | t5_2to41 | 338 | ThingGuyMcGuyThing: TIFU by making my toddler think I threw his sister down the stairs
Okay, I think we can all agree that it's hilarious to carry a baby around on your shoulders, surreptitiously swap it for a doll, and then "accidentally" trip and comically throw the doll down the stairs, right?.....right?
Yeah, neit... | 9 | 37.555556 | |
1638371460 | 1638371827 | t3_r6gx1k | t5_2to41 | 32 | Mimo456: TIFU by helping my father in law with the TV
So, today my dad in law asked me to come help him and didnt explain why. I came downstairs while my other in law and my girlfriend were upstairs cooking as we were visiting them.
After I came downstairs, he asked whether I know how to fix his TV, telling me that s... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1638373235 | 1638486545 | t3_r6hlkh | t5_2to41 | 870 | fred2918: TIFU by pinning a really cute colleague on zoom, forgetting that I was sharing my screen
I was the lead presenter for my team's meeting today. I shared screen with all my colleagues so that they could see the documents and slides I had prepared. During the sharing, I wanted to have a much closer look at this ... | 22 | 39.545455 | |
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Chesu: For the record, genitalia are significantly less ridgid than a toothbrush.
Zupheal: And significantly more girthy
Skinnysusan: She put the handle which is actually comparable to some penises
Zupheal: a) what kind of toothbrushes are you people using?
b) what kind of penise... | 15 | 398.2 | |
1638376910 | 1638382397 | t3_r6j0iy | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sufficient-Fishing-8: Probably for the best you didn’t take the test for him unless Seinfeld lied and piss tests do not tell your sex.
jeffinRTP: Unless you're pregnant
Orangebanannax: Men can actually trip a pregnancy test. But when they do it's usually an indicator of something ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
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Big_Gouf: Wait... which lips have stubble burn?
LuckyMuckle: 😂
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xpxsquirrel: Could be worse not like a dildo fell out
LaserGecko: fell out *of where?*
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1638384444 | 1638387856 | t3_r6ly31 | t5_2to41 | 5 | redddooot: TIFU by signing up for Imgur Secret Santa and I got a match, but I am broke and I won't be able to send them the gift and now I feel really bad
So I had signed up for this event on Imgur where you become a secret santa and send a gift to a random Imgurian who is assigned to you, I had signed up for it as a j... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1638387058 | 1638388934 | t3_r6myvv | t5_2to41 | 12 | aidenargall: TIFU by accidentally telling strangers about VERY personal stuff
I just had the absolutely worst fuck up of my life.
I'm a college student but I still live with my parents and siblings. Since some months ago my little sister developed a depression, started self h4rming and even attempted $uicide. Of cours... | 4 | 3 | |
1638385651 | 1638416456 | t3_r6mf56 | t5_2to41 | 27 | roxnickd96: TIFU Christmas Karma
This didn’t happen to me but a couple that I know. So last year they bought Christmas lights from a local hardware store and took them out to start decorating this year. Well, as it would turn out, half the string of lights was out fully. Seeing this happen, the husband didn’t have a re... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1638379278 | 1638421651 | t3_r6jwja | t5_2to41 | 16 | sunlitcherry: TIFU BY LITERALLY INHALING MY TACO AND CHOKING ON MY FOOD IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT
This happened yesterday after a long day at work, my boyfriend and I met at one of our favorite local restaurants because we were both too tired to cook at home.
The small restaurant was starting to get a little busy and we... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1638389009 | 1638391760 | t3_r6npzi | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to last longer and ruining the evening and having a chance on pregnancy
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Oxford_comma_stan92: I think your chances of pregnancy from this are quite low, but if you are really concerned and have access to it, you could always get Plan B instead of just waiting with your fingers crosse... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1638386345 | 1638414385 | t3_r6mp4a | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to make a friend
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phikapp1932: Buddy your problem is you’re trying too hard. Next time, just give the phone number and the location of the nearest pay phone. Once she gets to the pay phone and calls the number, you answer with a voice changer and give her specific (but not *too* speci... | 5 | 34 | |
1638389046 | 1638407555 | t3_r6nqha | t5_2to41 | 2,577 | Deathofgotham: TIFU by wasting company money due to my awful flatulence
Obglitory this happened last week.
I have a few issues with IBS and I also love high ABV stouts and have a couple a week and wrongly decided to have one at night despite starting 5am the next day.
Around lunchtime I am alone in my store's warehou... | 7 | 368.142857 | |
1638392036 | 1638406515 | t3_r6owq4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fernando_357: TIFU by accepting a friend request
Not today but this was on February of last year, i uploaded a pic on a fb group i was in, usual meme group specific to the city i live in, this caught the attention of this chick i've seen a couple times in there, started arguments jokingly but didn't give much thought ... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1638394788 | 1638490503 | t3_r6pysh | t5_2to41 | 28,187 | myhairdresserhatesme: TIFU by sitting down in the elevator
So recently I just got a new job in a different city and had to move out, found a great apartment in this lovely complex, signed the contracted moved in and all. To this point I have never met or seen my neighbors because i was too focused on dealing with the j... | 9 | 3,131.888889 | |
1638398661 | 1638400700 | t3_r6riwz | t5_2to41 | 147 | claytonbridges: Tifu by answering 'Hentai' in class
So we were giving suggestions for art styles for our final graphic design, and a girl found a picture of a mandala pattern. Instructor couldnt remember the name of the art style and the words "Henna tattoo" came to mind, but didnt fully formulate in my brain. Of cours... | 5 | 29.4 | |
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zero_clues: Sounds like you've just discovered how to use your super power
Vegiemighty: And their name? Megahumandildowoman! I wonder what emergency needs this hero? OMG I think something wrong with Godzilla’s urinary tract! Who we going call?
allthelovelybones: Ghostbusters??
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1638402366 | 1638503764 | t3_r6swpj | t5_2to41 | 71 | PeakRepresentative14: TIFU by calling the weather gay
This was in the summer time. I'm in an European country, the summer is long and hot. You could definitely feel the sweat pouring down your whole body, no matter how many times you might have showered.
It was one of those days, you get out of bed and have to shower... | 5 | 14.2 | |
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myguitarplaysit: You could still be bi and that person wasn’t your type. That said, never feel like you have to go through any sexual encounter you don’t want to. You’re allowed to say no and that’s okay. Doesn’t matter if the other person is “disappointed”. It’s supposed to be fu... | 5 | 39.8 | |
1638407670 | 1638409305 | t3_r6uuj5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Bogienin: TIFU I mean TODIFU by screaming my inner pure self
"This story is old" Straight into the butter, my baby brother is in his talking era so he repeats words after us and to encourage him to do so, we do the opposite, so, from time to time we 'not all of us i meant a randon one of us at a time' sit down and re... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1638408517 | 1638410364 | t3_r6v4qs | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl I barely know to go out with me
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kobedziuba: My man, you should have asked her in person ☠️
tayfan13: Bro if that changed anything. If she were positive about him then it wouldn’t matter if personal or text...
kobedziuba: Well she obviously wasn't positive about him. But she co... | 4 | 3 | |
1638410836 | 1638416584 | t3_r6vww4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke about a co-worker's mother who has cancer
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topcat5: Never a good idea to make jokes to someone about their mom's body parts. It can backfire badly. This is especially so in the work environment.
RavynRydge666: Yeah! Like your mom, and how I 'fired' one on her 'back'!
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-JWS-: This is the worst fiction ive ever heard
Cool_As_Your_Dad: Yea.. fiction from the start.
Fluke_Flywalkfer: And written by a guy
Cool_As_Your_Dad: For sure, that read like those Dear Penthouse from years ago.
maysranch20: Penthouse forum
Stonehill76: Oh how I remember readi... | 7 | 148.285714 | |
1638421804 | 1638424286 | t3_r6zk42 | t5_2to41 | 37 | throwaway927405: TIFU by Clicking on a Twitter Profile With the Same Name as my Teacher
throwaway because I said so.
So I'm scrolling through twitter, and I come across that 'people you may know' thing. I see the name of one of my teachers, and I think to myself,
"I've found some of my other teachers' social media... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1638422868 | 1638484963 | t3_r6zvk1 | t5_2to41 | 433 | hihihi3663: TIFU by having anal sex at a bad time
This happened maybe a week ago.
Me (20F) and my bf (20M) have been experimenting with anal stimulation and sex and so far we’ve only had positive experiences. I was never particularly interested in it but it’s been one of his long time fantasies so I didn’t mind tryin... | 6 | 72.166667 | |
1638428267 | 1638433722 | t3_r71fa8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking some co workers why they were dressed up
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Tato7069: You work at a McDonald's or something?
PuddingRnbowExtreme: >I like the job and the benefits are amazing
Probably not McDonald's
starliner2000: Depends on where they were working before.
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1638426999 | 1638442452 | t3_r712s9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by spontaneously buying tickets to a concert my parents definitely don’t want me to go to
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Vegetable_Register17: I’d be chuffed if my kid said they were going to see Cannibal Corpse. As a previous poster has said, if the venue insist on an adult then maybe ask someone outside. My experiences of... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1638427990 | 1638429911 | t3_r71cqi | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU worst 1st day of a new month
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Tato7069: You're not supposed to use your phone when you're stopped either. Always have to be aware when you're driving. Not that I don't do it as well, but you can't be that mad at the cop
Q-DI: 
No you’re absolutely right- it was ... | 3 | 3 | |
1638431166 | 1638473126 | t3_r726rk | t5_2to41 | 1,921 | Imaginary-Bath-3575: TIFU by calling my friend at a really bad time….
I’m taking the most difficult class of my career at the moment and life has hit me hard lately, so studying has not been my strong suit this semester. I was telling my friend yesterday about how I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to do well but hey at ... | 7 | 274.428571 | |
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Pmmeurareola: Aunt by blood?
ramos808: VERY important question!
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1638438866 | 1638517028 | t3_r740n1 | t5_2to41 | 12,589 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a Skyrim sex mod step by step guide PDF to my professor
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PrinceOfWales_: Would be pretty funny if next time you saw your professor using his laptop, skyrim was downloaded on it. Maybe you helped him discover something lol.
EvansEssence: We had a professor who every other time he plug... | 11 | 1,144.454545 | |
1638442123 | 1638504542 | t3_r74tk5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Lyalla: TIFU by trying to update old code
I work as a programmer. I got tasked with performing a very simple, but quite large change to the code. Some of those changes have been made already, all the way back in April. Easy enough. Feeling confident, I get to work.
First action, obviously, is to update code versi... | 6 | 4 | |
1638446400 | 1638532288 | t3_r75x9z | t5_2to41 | 304 | manny_moo: TIFU by thinking *all* the wasps die in autumn
This happened a few weeks back. We had a wasp nest in our porch roof over the summer. It must have been a decent size as there were hundreds of wasps coming and going every minute at its peak, but they pretty much kept to themselves so we left them to it, unders... | 4 | 76 | |
1638456583 | 1638481490 | t3_r79315 | t5_2to41 | 226 | No-Suggestion-9482: TIFU by crashing my first motorcycle minutes after receiving it
This happened earlier today.
A little bit of context. It's been a bit more than a year now that I'm working with/for a good friend of mine. He's a successful manager that inherited a family business. He's also a huge car enthusiast (ow... | 6 | 37.666667 | |
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KinglyQueenOfCats: >He kept talking about how he gives (alive) rabbits to his dogs to rip it apart and eat it, how he forgot about his fishes for months, etc.
This is animal cruelty and neglect; most places have laws against this. If he is talking about this in a pet store, w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1638460177 | 1638461941 | t3_r7aczh | t5_2to41 | 87 | Thran_LEGACY: TIFU by being accused of being a pedophile
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DownTheBrain: Sounds like there is a fair chance she, or her kid, has experienced unwanted attention before in an unproper way. A girl I know wasn't quite herself for a while after having dated a guy that it turned out had an unhealthy interest in her s... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1638460388 | 1638532096 | t3_r7afnn | t5_2to41 | 159 | justahoustonpervert: TIFU that our kids were coming over
My wife and I were having a rare breakfast at home alone, when we started laughing about a recent sex related injury.
I won't get into the injury itself as it’s not really germane to the story. While this is nothing new considering our long marriage, but the co... | 9 | 17.666667 | |
1638463595 | 1638496253 | t3_r7bkqu | t5_2to41 | 70 | whiskey1101: TIFU by drink Coffee with C4( pre-workout)
Welp…here we go, this was a couple days ago when I fell asleep early and woke up at three in the morning. I started out playing Halo and thought let’s drink some coffee! As I’m halfway down my drink and about four matches in Halo I think let’s go to the gym! So I ... | 5 | 14 | |
1638468009 | 1638469476 | t3_r7d6mi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Nexus772B: You sound like such an asshole. In real life who even uses the term Karen that much and for that many people? “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”. Youre probably a Karen 🤣
only_wire... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1638468122 | 1638470991 | t3_r7d8a4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | savonnainen: TIFU by sleepwalking naked and locking myself out
This happened yesterday and it still just feels like a dream. It was around 6am and I woke up to the sound of my door locking. I live in an apartment building so atleast I wasn’t barefoot on the snow, but I still am butt naked for everyone to see. Luckily I... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1638470322 | 1638701064 | t3_r7e1p8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | penguu45: TIFU by telling my boyfriend(23/m) I(26/f) wanted space.
EDIT: my bad. He's 25
EDIT pt. 2: also I did only focus on some of the worst things that have happened in the past several months. But I do want to clarify, yeah the relationship isn't the best and I understand we BOTH need help, but my fuck up mainly... | 4 | 4.25 | |
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11ahsivart: Yeah. Username checks out.
[deleted]: Im sorry if my username offends. It just 2nd account i can use. I’ll delete after today.
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1638474585 | 1638504409 | t3_r7fmy3 | t5_2to41 | 11,515 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to have sex with a close friend.
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Gluten_Tolerant_2: Shit happens, move on and get to a point that you can both joke about it.
ContinualThrowRA: That’s what I’m hoping happens. I just don’t know how she feels about it.
RichLowLife: She’s only embarrassed about her period. Give her a g... | 11 | 1,046.818182 | |
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djnehi: Sounds like a good opportunity to get better friends.
[deleted]: You're right...if there were any good people in my school
djnehi: Lucky for you high school’s short and none of those people matter in the long run anyway.
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1638478238 | 1638484610 | t3_r7gz8e | t5_2to41 | 32 | Koiboyy666: TIFU by letting my oldest sister open up a package I thought was for her.
As you may, know it's December. Which means that my sisters and I have started l holiday shopping for everyone. In my l household my sisters, my mom and I just buy gifts for each other, my little sister is no longer that little anymor... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1638477282 | 1638562718 | t3_r7gmro | t5_2to41 | 1,739 | Dinopickle93: TIFU By sending a quick snapchat and ruining Christmas..
Alright so here is the deal, my wife and I have a very tight budget and it isn't every year that we get to splurge a little bit on each other rather than using all the funds for family and friends gifts! But this year the stars aligned right on cybe... | 6 | 289.833333 | |
1638482584 | 1638483416 | t3_r7ijik | t5_2to41 | 13 | thenameisdankmemes: TIFU by signing up to a dating site
TIFU by signing up to a dating site.
Disclaimer: I'm on Mobile, English isn't my first language, Sorry for any grammar errors and punctuation. Also, this happened back in 2014/2015.
Backstory:
Back in 2014, I (F13 during that time) heard from one of the tea... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
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AcrobaticSource3: The FU isn’t moving across the country, it’s...maybe not going to classes and in effect lying and stealing from your parents. I can’t tell if there is an implied call for help in this post or if there are other issues (mental health for example), but trust me tha... | 3 | 4 | |
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captainbeautylover: You “could” share the formula..?
TXJOEMAMA: Probably THC with espresso?
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1638487376 | 1638531646 | t3_r7k8di | t5_2to41 | 34 | MarmiteOnEverything: TIFU by making my friend a Kingston coffee
I've worked for my current employer for just over a year now. Everyone is really friendly and around the same age as me so I genuinely enjoy going into work every day and I've made some great friends. One of which, I walk to and from work with every day.
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1638488048 | 1638522969 | t3_r7kgg0 | t5_2to41 | 9,267 | i_lost_it_again: TIFU by ripping away my child's innocence and dropping the Santa bomb on him.
Okay so this happened yesterday/and today.
My son is about to be 8 and I decided that he's too old to believe in this Santa shit. For 8 fucking years I have never even gotten him to be able to take a picture with Santa caus... | 19 | 487.736842 | |
1638485265 | 1638499823 | t3_r7ji6z | t5_2to41 | 25 | UnfurtletDawn: TIFU by not paying attention in class
It was back in 7th grade in Music class.
I was tired and hungry so I just went to class and was pretty much going on autopilot.
Usually it would have been fine, but today we were writing a test.
Teacher was telling questions and we were writing answers on the pap... | 5 | 5 | |
1638487582 | 1638666832 | t3_r7katv | t5_2to41 | 59 | hvfnstrmngthcstl: TIFU by scrolling Reddit and having pets
While having breakfast today, I came across a video on r/Cringetopia of a girl accidentally giving her cat an orgasm. Horrified at what I just saw, I slowly came to the realization that I've been sexually stimulating my cat for the last 9 years. I thought he wa... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1638493488 | 1638542554 | t3_r7mbsv | t5_2to41 | 149 | Vilnius_Nastavnik: TIFU by Ryan Gosling-ing my new boss
So this happened about six months ago. TBH I (30m) was waiting to post this until I was confident that my boss and I would never speak of it again.
I was a fresh-faced young law grad and, amazingly, I had already landed a job at my dream firm. The managing partne... | 3 | 49.666667 | |
1638494431 | 1638554645 | t3_r7mnac | t5_2to41 | 452 | Lightzeaka: TIFU by giving my cats some meat
Obligatory this happened three days ago.
So my girlfriend and I adopted two kittens during the pandemic. They're really good cats, and I know everyone says that but mine really are different. One is siamese and the other is tuxedo, and they're incredibly well behaved. They ... | 9 | 50.222222 | |
1638495642 | 1638508294 | t3_r7n1by | t5_2to41 | 30 | ForgotAVowel: TIFU by making myself appear racist
It's been a while since i've put my foot in my mouth.
I'm new to the company and was working on a presentation that I am giving to the leadership, and I asked my colleague to take a look at it to see if it was in the right style for leadership. When we were looking at ... | 3 | 10 | |
1638499822 | 1638533963 | t3_r7ofop | t5_2to41 | 6 | 101-25fixit: TIFU by drinking cigarette ash
This just happened. I smoke cigarettes (I know,I know). When I smoke in my car I usually put the butt in whatever can or bottle I have in my cup holder that’s almost empty to avoid littering. I throw them away when I get home. I usually drink whatever’s in the bottle right w... | 3 | 2 | |
1638501145 | 1638503359 | t3_r7ow1i | t5_2to41 | 17 | Kunkyskunts: TIFU by seeing my fiance's bridesmaids boob.
This isn't a thirsty nsfw post this is just kind of a thing...
My fiance (26 F) was getting her dress altered and her best friend (gonna be Z) (25 F) took her because I was working and apparently you are not supposed to see the dress.
I'm chillin, I make some ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1638503314 | 1638573342 | t3_r7pmhz | t5_2to41 | 289 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my female friend for confirmation whether she exposed the truth
It didn't happen today, but during monday to today. This entire week is a cyclone for me. I'm a HS senior, and I moved to my current high school in 11th grade. Most of my friends in the school are girls, at a 5:1 ratio. I'm a guy.... | 9 | 32.111111 | |
1638502511 | 1638530879 | t3_r7pcru | t5_2to41 | 201 | brokenboner1000: TIFU by being too embarrassed to go to the doctor
I tried posting this in a sex help subreddit, but they said they can't help me. So hopefully you guys can...
I (M29) normally have a glorious big hard dick, up until last year that is.
The company I work for sold twice in that time, and I've been work... | 6 | 33.5 | |
1638504325 | 1638506839 | t3_r7pyza | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an anxiety attack
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ilaughatgas: You're modest too. Honestly this feels like a long time coming. You talk about your perfect, intelligent body not doing as it should yet you're 29. You're fucking lucky to get that far without experiencing this before. You even consider it a fuck up? Se... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1638500747 | 1638508008 | t3_r7or22 | t5_2to41 | 20 | strider820: TIFU by trying to cook dinner and get ready for a small pre-Thanksgiving meal
Man do I have a story for you tonight. And as usual, this didn't happen today, but two days before Thanksgiving.
We start cooking dinner, weird, the lamb smells funny... Maybe that's just how it smells before it's cooked? I'll th... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1638511121 | 1638554085 | t3_r7s1vc | t5_2to41 | 15,903 | Enough_Lawyer_6089: TIFU by letting a paralyzed man stay the night in my home in the middle of winter
Yesterday it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. In hindsight, this was a very bad idea. Anyway, I felt so sorry for him, the poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in ... | 12 | 1,325.25 | |
1638513726 | 1639118015 | t3_r7ssb0 | t5_2to41 | 5,111 | peeping_somnambulist: TIFU by not watching my dog's back while she took a dump
Obligatory this happened a few days ago. So for those of you who own dogs, you may have noticed that they tend to look in your direction and make eye contact when they go poop. According to Reddit, making eye contact while pooping is a wa... | 8 | 638.875 | |
1638516801 | 1638518880 | t3_r7tlth | t5_2to41 | 12 | Phaze009: TIFU using my girlfriends car to ram her roommates firepit.
This indeed happened today. Just a few hours ago actually, but before today's mess up I'll give you some back story.
My gf (32f) and I (31m) have been dating for most of the year, it's been going great so far. These past few months have been difficu... | 3 | 4 | |
1638516410 | 1638519234 | t3_r7ti1b | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MrMailSorter: You're 14 you're definitely not grown just because you know about sex. Enjoy life
kimBRB: I discovered sex at 6, I didn't say I was grown, I fucked up because I grew up too fast.
MrMailSorter: That's still not growing up, you're just being pessimistic I found out abo... | 8 | 0.25 | |
1638518002 | 1638519256 | t3_r7tw9x | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending "Mommy's Milk" meme to acquaintance
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flucksey: Link it so we can assess the damage.
MountConstitution: [https://imgur.com/a/UDTtjmW](https://imgur.com/a/UDTtjmW)
After these I sent an apology, I am NOT sending that because that is just too embarrassing and i'd die.
flucksey: No the ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1638516736 | 1638551899 | t3_r7tl99 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Phileap: TIFU by buying a bondage suit
Just a warning: To those who have penises. This was probably one of the most painful physical experiences I had ever had in my life. This may make you shudder, squirm or feel a bit of trauma pain. Please do not copy what I did as I would not wish this pain on anyone else.
Here's ... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1638522308 | 1638524747 | t3_r7uz30 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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blood-soaked-earth: good! this kind of clarity is rare
was it more how many people said something, or something you realized based on behavior of his you had been ignoring/glossing over?
Coldbeerimritehere: Give me a fuckin break.
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1638524575 | 1638735195 | t3_r7vj26 | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwawayaccfkf: TIFU by messing with my company's stats
I'm under a lot of stress right now so I'll go through the important stuff. I (25m) work for a company that pays \*a lot\* of attention on the customer reviews. They always strive for the the best score they can get. Since I had bought a gadget recently from s... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1638525474 | 1638535920 | t3_r7vqp1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | colostomeat: TIFU by trying to fix the AC and ending up with pains of the main vein
The heat went out in my house and I decided I was smart enough to fix it. I'm not, but that's what I decided. So I get into the crawlspace with my tools and have to crawl on my belly to get under a duct. I'm almost through and I'm in an... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1638532414 | 1638572495 | t3_r7xi6j | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep and had a lucid dream about the commercial that started playing
So I was watching a recorded Nakamura stream, and I fell asleep. It had been a long day, double shift and all.
I hardly ever lucid dream anymore, but living in Norway, the new, strict lock down implemented yesterday upset ... | 3 | 8 | |
1638534498 | 1638579769 | t3_r7y2hc | t5_2to41 | 113 | Electrical-Number934: TIFU by getting a hair cut
I'm growing my hair out for the last 20 months (since lockdown)it's 13 inches and healthy it was inspired by Jon snow since I too have curly hair, but it was too long and untamed, it didn't look that good so I wanted it short and visited a reputed barber .
I showed him... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1638543304 | 1638648524 | t3_r80uuv | t5_2to41 | 11,621 | Unlucky_Low_6254: TIFU by getting a fictional childs name on my arm.
TIFU by getting a fictitious child's name tattooed on my arm.
So this is from when I was 18. Ugh.
Me and my gf at the time were 'So in love' you know, like how teenagers are when theyve been going out for 2 mins they think thats it. Yeah. That was m... | 14 | 830.071429 | |
1638550674 | 1638556956 | t3_r83lqh | t5_2to41 | 6 | luvvuu_: TIFU by kissing someone while still being in love with my ex
so this actually happened yesterday but i still feel like i fucked up, so im going through a breakup up right now and it was a mutual breakup and we both agreed to since it wasnt going anywhere so yesterday i ended up kissing and holding hands with t... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1638552758 | 1638554620 | t3_r84eku | t5_2to41 | 6 | concerned414: TIFU by accidentally getting myself involuntarily committed to a psych ward for 72 hours.
Actually it was three days ago :) I said the "S" word in one context, and my shrinks (yes, plural) took it in a different context, and whoopsie! The next thing I know, I'm locked up in the looney bin for 72 hours. In... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1638552695 | 1638567083 | t3_r84ds9 | t5_2to41 | 96 | WargWrestler: TIFU by hating group work
In one of my online courses this semester we had been getting placed into random small groups to work through our labs. I'm a returning student so I'm a little older than the others and I really can't stand it after more than a few weeks. Class after class I work faster than the ... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1638553948 | 1638675536 | t3_r84v06 | t5_2to41 | 5,192 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sstewartcatlady: Call and ask the hospital for an itemized bill. They almost always reduce the price when you do this.
[deleted]: To explain further most costs get lumped into categories and subsections. You get billed on these broad strokes categories. By making them itemize you'... | 11 | 472 | |
1638553901 | 1638600676 | t3_r84ufm | t5_2to41 | 282 | AuroraCloudberry: TIFU by accidentally drinking my own pee.
This actually happened yesterday, but whatever.
So I suddenly had to pee really bad but the only bathroom in the house was occupied, so in desperation I (F) made use of a shewee I had randomly bought a few months back and an empty drinks bottle - it was the k... | 6 | 47 | |
1638554160 | 1638595004 | t3_r84xve | t5_2to41 | 1,080 | itspeterj: TIFU by making my grandma think heaven isn't real
Today, I fucked up my shaking my grandmother’s faith in God and destroying her concept of heaven. First, the obligatory “this didn’t happen today” as this happened during Thanksgiving dinner, which isn’t better.
My wife’s grandma is an incredibly sweet Ital... | 9 | 120 | |
1638554032 | 1638559179 | t3_r84w5i | t5_2to41 | 28 | Garaba: TIFU By Volunteering for a task at work
I work as a contractor for a State Highway administration. I deal with networked equipment on the side of the road.
So a device broke about an hour from base. And these devices break about 95% of the time, the same way. I am sitting here thinking, I can go out and do th... | 4 | 7 | |
1638556326 | 1638557648 | t3_r85ry3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rodnas1992: Tbh you should be fired because of that, I mean I think you need some help, who even uses angry memories to pass time?
Onewondershow: This, bro you need some mental therapy before you end up in jail and someone else is hurt.
zach_is_here: would never hurt someone, firs... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1638556790 | 1638557629 | t3_r85y4d | t5_2to41 | 28 | takecare0904: TIFU by buying an Elf on the Shelf for my kids and ruining Christmas.
Obligatory not today, but 10 years ago… I thought it was appropriate given the number of Elf posts I’ve seen this week.
My daughter, who was 5 (she's 15 now) and in Kindergarten, BEGGED for an Elf. All of her friends had one come to t... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1638556135 | 1638561985 | t3_r85pci | t5_2to41 | 13 | trowaway1234777: TIFU by not realizing in time I indeed did have food poisoning.
My partner made us a new recipe last night. I got home late for work and decided to chow down right before bed. Fast forward midway through my work day and my stomach starts feeling funny. It's too late to leave my seat when I felt things ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1638558802 | 1638672981 | t3_r86p2l | t5_2to41 | 567 | bigcock832: TIFU by getting caught shaving in work.
Okay so technically this happened yesterday but I’m honestly still processing it 24 hours later because I’m mortified and I need to talk about it even if it’ll only make me question it and feel more embarrassed but anyway.
Let me preface this by saying I’m a 25 yea... | 7 | 81 | |
1638559516 | 1638560756 | t3_r86yhh | t5_2to41 | 28 | RBG-96: TIFU by revistitng a hobby and dislocating my shoulder in the first 5 minutes.
This happened 3 days ago, I used to be a very good skateboarder many years ago and always had a love for it but had to stop due to work and life obligations and never got back into for 5 years.
I connected with some new friends who... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1638561950 | 1638562958 | t3_r87txg | t5_2to41 | 12 | IllAlwaysWalkAlone: TIFU while smoking cigarettes in college and getting caught by my professor who was there to smoke as well
Background: I'm a 21 yo engineering student in college. Due to corona virus our college has harsh restrictions like you cannot go in n out of the campus. The Classes were conducted online until... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1638564978 | 1638569677 | t3_r88xfu | t5_2to41 | 304 | nitrothrowaway1956: TIFU by ruining a proposal and likely getting fired.
Last night at my job as a server I was told by my shift manager that a couple was coming in and a guy was planning on proposing to his wife to-be. As I have worked there several years with minor complaints my manager trusts me pretty well.
My ta... | 6 | 50.666667 | |
1638568991 | 1638594703 | t3_r8a4up | t5_2to41 | 183 | INtPDomaine: TIFU by Overthinking while wearing a tampon.
Okay, I didn’t know what to make the title for this, but I think I overthought it?? Idk. I’ve never really worn tampons before (F19) Compared to pads, tampons are easier and decrease cleanup. I just started my period two days ago and I’m a heavy bleeder. My mom ... | 8 | 22.875 | |
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[deleted]: Incest stories seem to revolve from Americans haha
Emotional_Kale9651: : / yep
[deleted]: Haha sorry x
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1638574717 | 1638575339 | t3_r8c4mq | t5_2to41 | 20 | kirstbro: TIFU by making a crass joke.
Obligatory, this happened yesterday and I’m still mentally switching between facepalming and internally laughing myself stupid.
So yesterday was my mother in laws birthday, so we (husband, me and children) FaceTimed her to wish her a happy birthday and see how her day was going.... | 3 | 6.666667 |
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