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1638575309 | 1638575507 | t3_r8cbj5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Soulles3goober: TIFU by accidentally being a creep on a date.
So a bit of a back story. I have very bad ocd and anxiety. Overall I’m pretty damn bad socially so I can see now how I looked creepy. So it started by this girl adding me on an app for teens that’s used to meet new people and friends and or dating (not inten... | 3 | 2 | |
1638575415 | 1638578430 | t3_r8ccrf | t5_2to41 | 23 | Substantial-Duck3466: TIFU by buying a chair that caused me to puke all over it
Forgive my shoddy writing I am still recovering from my FU. So I have been searching for a recliner to replace the one used in my toddlers room. When I was pregnant my parents bought me this expensive comfy rocker recliner to which I nursed... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1638575292 | 1638638132 | t3_r8cbbv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SacredSpirit123: Coworker or teacher? I’m confused.
Emg002: So I work with a teacher, but technically she’s my co worker lol.
SacredSpirit123: Ah, I see. Then it’s _a_ teacher and not a teacher teaching _you_. Sorry, it’s easy for me to get confused since I actually have Asperger’... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1638579928 | 1638740456 | t3_r8dt7t | t5_2to41 | 100 | PS3boss: TIFU by not giving my older sister her bus card
My sister uses my bus card to get to work however today she didn't have it and couldn't get home until two hours after her shift ended. See the thing is, the bus card is actually mine but she uses it because she doesn't have time to load hers up. Anyway, I went a... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1638580135 | 1638633772 | t3_r8dvpp | t5_2to41 | 39 | kallengood: TIFU by jamming my toilet with cannabis.
*****Update, see bottom***
A few months ago i moved into a new apartment, the superintendent is weirdly strict, we had a few run-ins over petty shit, one off mistakes which they turn into a grave issues, there are actually 4 on staff and they each tell me about my m... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1638582676 | 1638583367 | t3_r8eo4k | t5_2to41 | 131 | MelodyCristo: TIFU by lighting a candle I made myself.
This one actually did happen today, but I have to go back a bit to show how I got here.
A few weeks ago, I bought a three-wick scented candle in a glass jar. When I took it home to my dorm and lit it, I discovered the wicks were slightly off-center. The wax on one... | 5 | 26.2 | |
1638584198 | 1638584836 | t3_r8f5lf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to install one of those toilet seat bidets in my apartment
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OneleggedPeter: Well, that sucks, but to be honest, it's not unfair. You might verify that it is indeed a violation of the lease.
pollotergeist: Yeah, I was just over confident in my ability to do it without creating any i... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1638583723 | 1638587817 | t3_r8f08l | t5_2to41 | 26 | merganzer: TIFU by trying to play soccer after a long hiatus and quitting after ten minutes
(This was inspired by the skateboard post.)
This actually happened last Monday, but time has healed the wound enough that I can talk about it without getting too weepy.
So, I'm 33F and I'm reasonably fit for my age and sex. N... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1638584813 | 1638849719 | t3_r8fce3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Stoic-Robot: TIFU by being scammed
When they were debating about extending student loans back in August I got a phone call from what I was told was my new student loan repayment company.
They told me I just have to pay 175 for the next 5 months and will be out of default, as I was working my way out of default before t... | 4 | 3 | |
1638571523 | 1638993310 | t3_r8b0l4 | t5_2to41 | 47 | SeawardFriend: TIFU by getting into a car accident and driving off while in a probationary liscense
A few years back I had just got my probationary license and I was driving to a friends house to pick up some electronics he was giving me before work.
As I turned a corner (I took it pretty quick) some lady backed out o... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1638584779 | 1638585723 | t3_r8fc1l | t5_2to41 | 22 | AzrielJohnson: TIFU by apologizing to my ex
This happened earlier this morning, so it's fresh. I'll try to be balanced and unbiased, but I'm human so I'll probably fail at that.
Some back story:
I dated my most recent girlfriend for almost 8 years. We had good times, bad times like all couples do. Toward the end of t... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1638586354 | 1638596284 | t3_r8ft35 | t5_2to41 | 48 | badnewsjukebox: TIFU getting scammed on Zelle
This just happened and I feel like the stupidest person. Its my best friends birthday today and I thought I would surprise him with some tickets to see Thundercat in town. I looked at different spots, and craigslist had some reasonable prices, no real red flags yet. I haggl... | 4 | 12 | |
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takeawaycheesypeas: Almost as good as a mate of min who has recently moved back to his parents due to a break up so installed amazon prime TV to his parents TV, he'd forgotten that his amazon photos contained some 'arty' pictures of his ex.
So after he set his photos as a rotatin... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1638598635 | 1638676158 | t3_r8jb6g | t5_2to41 | 5 | intrepid_dad: TIFU getting caught checking out another guy at the gym
Gym guy caught me looking…this was actually today.
So I go to a gym in my local town. Typical workout. Nothing crazy. But I also enjoy checking out the guys that are working out too. Discreetly checking out their muscles, legs and bulges and such... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1638600225 | 1638602234 | t3_r8jphq | t5_2to41 | 8 | BigBoiii_5: TIFU because of the Canadian girlfriend meme
Obligatory sorry im on mobile and this happened ages ago.
Back in 2018, I had to fly out to the States and Canada for about 2 weeks. During this time I had to meet with a whole bunch of people for work, and also had around 6 flights to catch in between all of th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1638601555 | 1638606213 | t3_r8k1i9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Forgotthepassword69: TIFU by bringing a fake dagger to school
Woke up, saw the cosplay dagger that i had found in my room after cleaning it a couple days ago, put it in my bag to show to my friends. I showed a couple of them, some others noticed it in my bag, end of 5th period vice principal calls me into his office, i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1638602554 | 1638629259 | t3_r8ka00 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Raezal74: TIFU by not realising she wanted me to ask her out
So i met this really beautiful girl at work a month ago, we kinda hit it off but then she went on vacation and we didn't talk or chat for 2 weeks.
When she came back we chatted a bit more, she told me she went looking for me on her first day back (just to sa... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1638601796 | 1638608601 | t3_r8k3jh | t5_2to41 | 59 | gamingmanyoutube: TIFU by giving my bike to my cousins.
so, this just happened yesterday.
my relatives visited us. there were 3 cousins (not including me and my sister). at about 1 pm me and one of my cousins went to pray in the mosque(iam muslim btw). when we returned my cousin(lets call him jay) wanted to play wi... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1638605871 | 1638608017 | t3_r8l3a3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Icareaboutlizardeggs: TIFU by pouring water on burning oil that was still on the stove
I am a 19 year old and my parents are busy professionals. I was grown up by my housemaids mostly and since I'm about to turn 20, I told my parents that I wanna learn to manage the house by myself (they don't stay with me). Usually t... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1638606525 | 1638659442 | t3_r8l8vk | t5_2to41 | 16,033 | bertbert1111: TIFU by telling my gf, that she is not the only beautiful woman in existence.
We were watching guardians of the galaxy Vol2. There is this green insecthumanoid alien called „mantis“ that gets called ugly by one of the main characters all through out the movie. While watching i said something along the lin... | 11 | 1,457.545455 | |
1638606484 | 1638655747 | t3_r8l8hl | t5_2to41 | 2,909 | phatmatt593: TIFU by ending my alcoholism cold Turkey causing a cascade of withdrawal symptoms and chaos to ensue.
So my wife comes home and finds me passed out on the couch with blood all around my face, all over the couch. Wakes me up and I start coughing up blood all over the room. I had stopped drinking alcohol a f... | 14 | 207.785714 | |
1638607303 | 1638610378 | t3_r8lfjs | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LimidingSpark: Its only a tifu if u screenshotted it and saved it for your bank 😈
IAmRoloTomasi: "Its only a tifu if u didn't screenshot it and save it for your bank"
Fixed that for you
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1638606843 | 1638620089 | t3_r8lbno | t5_2to41 | 26 | ChillyWeathers: TIFU by getting my blood drawn.
This took place a few years back but I thought it was a funny story so why not share it.
When I was 15, I went for my yearly doctor checkup to see if everything was all good. I normally get up pretty late in the day so I thought it would be fine if I slept in before I ha... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1638610507 | 1638612871 | t3_r8m5wt | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly getting multiple wood splinters in my vagina
I have no idea what was going through my head for me to do something so stupid. For some reason I was bored and put an unwashed unsanitized pencil crayon in my vagina. I moved it around a lot and it felt rough so I'm realizing now that I could hav... | 6 | 8 | |
1638611287 | 1638614043 | t3_r8mc5y | t5_2to41 | 36 | TheKarenDestroyer: TIFU by breaking the one person I wanted to believe in me's trust
We had been friends with benefits for a few months, she liked me, I liked her. We were both to afraid to admit it, she is a more experienced lover who's been hurt a lot. I'm inexperienced who's never had the opportunity. Then a month a... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1638611423 | 1638612287 | t3_r8mdb9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally submitting to a person sexually (I am ace
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Sadboi813: Space your shit out and I'll read it
underscoreded: Sorry I don't mean to do that
underscoreded: So so sorry
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1638625842 | 1638665833 | t3_r8q2n3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Serohtonins: I don’t even know how to start, just know it was wrong but you didn’t fully understand your actions at that age, so try as best as you can to let go of that guilt. Best of luck
Timely-Drop-7316: It’s been 30+ years and I’m still worried about it!! That’s why I posted ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1638627354 | 1638628268 | t3_r8qjbh | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing the ED Sheeran Pokémon Go event.
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LegendOmegaX: Man, I wonder what would have become of you if it was a OnePlus instead.
Cizorex: * Could you explain a little what you mean?
*I have never used one of those before.*
LegendOmegaX: Like your iPhone has a switch on the side, OnePlus ph... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1638612752 | 1638628997 | t3_r8monm | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ryorazorpro: Tifu by falling for a gpu scammer cause I didn't ask for pics
Yeah man got me good. His post (which you may catch him reposting in pcmasterrace, pcparts, pc builds till his accounts are perma-banned) actually had a working tower in video, claimed to have his receipts, and was selling his 3080 cause he go... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1638628818 | 1638655809 | t3_r8r00d | t5_2to41 | 127 | Recommend_me_movies: TIFU by giving my gf an honest outta 10 rating and then saying who my 10/10 face is
Not today but last night. Me and my gf were watching tv and stumbled upon a dating show called Naked Attraction where basicly the main person names some characteristics they find sexy and the producers find people t... | 9 | 14.111111 | |
1638634213 | 1638683268 | t3_r8stqc | t5_2to41 | 27,767 | TheRoyalManbird: TIFU By Almost Killing a Girl I Was Trying to Have Sex With
Obligatory happened a couple years ago, on mobile, Tl;dr at the bottom
I was in college, doing whatever usual stupid college stuff, but I was bored so I went on tinder. I usually just used tinder as a little dopamine machine and to say funny ... | 14 | 1,983.357143 | |
1638637624 | 1638674446 | t3_r8u1ue | t5_2to41 | 158 | Rosefier: TIFU by showing Santa my ass
Not my fuckup technialy but my husband's. This just happened, typing it in the car on the way home. We were out grocery shopping with our twin girls and they happened to have a Santa there taking pictures. We thought we'd stop by and get some pictures with Santa before we left. T... | 4 | 39.5 | |
1638646064 | 1638670078 | t3_r8x338 | t5_2to41 | 656 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my bully
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nihcul: Awww enemies to lovers story arc. Kinda love it, just make sure she’s not the same bully deep down. Hope for the best for you ladies! Lol
DownBad_Af: Haha, thanks! Hopefully she isn't 😊
lukovdolboy: Nice try. I have a had time believing she didn’t ask your... | 5 | 131.2 | |
1638645609 | 1638647060 | t3_r8wx4q | t5_2to41 | 33 | dak0tah: tifu by swatting a bug into the inside of my ear canal and making the hospital think im a tweaker
obligatory this happened several years ago, if you want an exact era, check my profile for when i was almost exclusively posting to /r/pokemongo and /r/thesilphroad, it was during that time period.
i don't rememb... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1638651759 | 1638652603 | t3_r8z2de | t5_2to41 | 64 | Ninnino07: TIFU by laughing at my date’s brother’s debilitating car accident
So, this happened a couple months ago, but I figured it might be good to share! A couple of months ago, I was dating a guy who was being sarcastic all the time. And by that I mean: all the time. This was sort of fun, but also made it pretty ha... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1638655898 | 1638656107 | t3_r90hxc | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not tightening my ni**le piercing tight enough.
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lucassster: Nipple doesn’t need to be censored
imnocrook: Thank you thank you I never know with these mods.
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1638656116 | 1638657022 | t3_r90khr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not fully comprehending the word 'smashing’
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[deleted]: Don't take it the wrong way - but this is a bunch of crap. I read it three times.
TheRandon0230: This subreddit sure does attract some creative writers
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1638657208 | 1638662567 | t3_r90xsv | t5_2to41 | 15 | mymainthrowaway69: TIFU by calling a girl ugly in front of my crush and classmates
Not today, this happened about two years ago.
It was in my high school in freshman year. I was sitting in my biology class with my group table. It was me, some big fat dude, a girl, a friend, my crush and some nerdy kid who is my class... | 5 | 3 | |
1638660882 | 1638664774 | t3_r926rk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning my chicken with soap and losing my gf
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Lingonberry_External: Okay nobody gonna say it? Bacteria gets killed of when you cook it. That’s why you cook it lol.
No need for soap! Just a quick rinse works fine.
shennan_: Why a quick rinse?
Lingonberry_External: I dunno to be honest, I fe... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1638661562 | 1638769953 | t3_r92elu | t5_2to41 | 12,175 | -raytherat: TIFU conditioning my pubes, but it may have saved my life
This happened over 2 days, yesterday and today. it’s winter, so I haven’t been shaving; as such, I have grown quite a nest down there. Out of curiosity, or stupidity, I decide to experiment. You can guess what happens next: I condition them with some... | 14 | 869.642857 | |
1638662252 | 1638816348 | t3_r92mk0 | t5_2to41 | 2,481 | shouldnthavelooked21: TIFU by agreeing to look at my coworkers phone
Usually - these are "Happened 4 weeks ago"
No - happened 15 minutes ago.
So I work at a chain restaurant, and anyone who has ever worked at a chain restaurant knows the employees can be a bit.... uncouth.
I was talking to my coworker abo... | 14 | 177.214286 | |
1638661585 | 1638718271 | t3_r92evp | t5_2to41 | 19 | kalamitykhaos: TIFU by boiling cat food
obligatory this happened last night
context: my fiance and i live in an rv, so our stove has a cover for the burners, but there's a ~1 inch gap at the back
i'm considering this a mutual fuckup cuz he set the accidental trap and i didn't notice/i turned on the oven
tl;dr at bot... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1638662869 | 1638674318 | t3_r92to3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BillSeacaster: >She was practically clitoris. Hole the size of montana and twice as canadian.
Hunter S. Thompson, eat your heart out.
gnomewrangler1: I will forever try to use this line as much as possible.
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1638662384 | 1638727080 | t3_r92nz9 | t5_2to41 | 14,850 | Sseverussssnape: TIFU by accidentally dosing my entire adult family with LSD
This happened a couple of weeks ago at thanksgiving. My boyfriend and I recently moved into a bigger place together with a few spare bedrooms and a large kitchen and to celebrate we decided to host thanksgiving at our house this year. Usually ... | 20 | 742.5 | |
1638664117 | 1638797838 | t3_r9376n | t5_2to41 | 134 | ugh_ItsChris: Tifu: My mom found my dildo.
I, a male 19 yo, still love with my parents. With the pandemic and quarantine, my plans for going to college were derailed and I have no clue what I am to do with myself. My sexual orientation is all over the grid, bit if I had to choose, it'd be pansexual, leaning more toward... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1638665432 | 1638680267 | t3_r93kwx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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stockmarketfanfic: incel alert
llamamama08: Beat me to it. This was my first thought.
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1638666774 | 1638743004 | t3_r93zdo | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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aarontbarksdale: First. You are a horrible person for wishing ill on someone else.
Second, and most importantly, what the news does not talk about is that with all the treatment options currently available and coming down the line, it is not as deadly as it once was, moreover, fo... | 8 | 15.75 | |
1638667473 | 1638667871 | t3_r946xd | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwaway_7498347498: TIFU by cooming in the Thanksgiving pumpkin pie
On thanksgiving day, my wife and I were busy the whole morning finishing up for the thanksgiving meal. My wife always looks so sexy after she done cooking, and apparently she felt the same about me. We still had an hour before everyone comes over, so... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1638668761 | 1638746771 | t3_r94ky8 | t5_2to41 | 2,272 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss he should lay me off...
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A_Few_Kind_Words: This isn't a TIFU at all, you did good friend, this should be TIWAH.
Shifty__K: Wah?
st0phammertim3: Today I was a hoe
A_Few_Kind_Words: Almost, you're missing this - r.
pro-redditor101: *hoer?*
A_Few_Kind_Words: Almost, slight rearr... | 13 | 174.769231 | |
1638671393 | 1638677224 | t3_r95du3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | godspeedekko: Tifu by snatching my female coworkers phone out of her hands without thinking.
Just some background. I recently started working at this new job less than 3 months ago. This coworker and I are both Dominican and since my first day at this lab, we have been super cool. We often speak in broken Spanish aroun... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1638678467 | 1638695821 | t3_r96fxz | t5_2to41 | 116 | buffalo8: Nope
_broidk: BigTitsBethany?
buffalo8: 
Accomplished_Switch7: Leslie.
santosantiago: Jamie?
starliner2000: Audrey?
cwxy0202: aubrey?
TheRealMcDuck: Jesse?
buffalo8: 
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1638675882 | 1638990199 | t3_r96pd5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | andynoymus: TIFU by dropping my cousins phone and blaming it on a kid
TIFU by dropping my cousins phone and blaming a kid.
So today it was my niece’s birthday. It was at the park, just a regular kids party with family and everyone was having a good time. My cousin ‘S’ came and she, my brother and I grew up like sibli... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1638660027 | 1638813339 | t3_r91wjx | t5_2to41 | 19 | hharis1: TIFU By Interrupting A Funeral
This happened earlier today. Right, so, to set the scene. Me and my friend decided to ride to a chip shop that we like to buy some chips, this is at about 3pm. So we get our chips and like normal we go and sit on a bench in a church park to eat them.
This is quite a large squar... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1638678127 | 1638680001 | t3_r97dvy | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by not putting my age into an online dating website
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PatSteh92: Hey. Don’t knock it until you try it
CanalAnswer: And after you’ve tried it, keep knocking ❤️
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1638677937 | 1638681086 | t3_r97bva | t5_2to41 | 22 | flannelcavities: TIFU Hanging Christmas lights on my roof
I need to preface this story by stating I have an irrational fear of ladders.
This morning my wife decided it was the perfect day to hang up our Christmas lights on the roof. I've been dreading this day because I hate ladders and I continuously envisioned mysel... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1638687588 | 1638731360 | t3_r99ykd | t5_2to41 | 53 | GateOfD: TIFU by destroying the All In One Computer I gave my mom as a present in one day
Got an All-in-One computer to my mom, 4gig ram, SSD drive. Good upgrade for her since all she uses her is for some light office work and youtube. But I wanted to be extra nice and put in another 4gig ram. Looked up a video... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1638686564 | 1638776782 | t3_r99phe | t5_2to41 | 42 | iareto: TIFU by not realizing someone was blind
this was back in grade 8 in 2017 when I had to use the bus for summer school
basically, there's this area for disabled people on the bus, and it's usually vacant so people use it as a normal seating area. I had come on the bus early, and since it was empty, I wisely chos... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1638687656 | 1638689748 | t3_r99zec | t5_2to41 | 25 | MostFail1421: Tifu by running all over town for a $3 tub of limited edition ice cream
So a month ago, Little Debbie debuted a new ice cream flavor based on the Christmas Tree cakes. It’s exclusive to Walmart and was released in limited quantity. My wife’s favorite thing of Christmas season are the Little Debbie Christm... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1638695592 | 1638706912 | t3_r9bwx9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | grandmcdonaldx: TIFU by getting fired for driving a customers car
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OriginalPugsly: Fuck does Hector have anything to do with this story?
reddituser35791268: Or the t66 turbos etc.
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1638694162 | 1638716913 | t3_r9bkk3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | MissusBrickk: TIFU by saying no to possible bring a bridesmaid for a new friend
Hi there! I'm on mobile so I apologize for any formatting issues.
This was literally today. My (26f) husband's (33m) friends, whom I've gotten close to over the last few months, got engaged tonight. My husband and I actually helped to pi... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1638700722 | 1638740510 | t3_r9d4pw | t5_2to41 | 3,684 | EmergencySituation12: TIFU by streaming porn on the family tv
I’m a 17 year old boy with a highly conservative family consisting of my parents, me, and my younger sister. Every Sunday we go to church for multiple hours to pray however we couldn’t attend church the Sunday that this story takes place on since my younger ... | 9 | 409.333333 | |
1638707635 | 1638740811 | t3_r9etcp | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reddit-username_here: Go on the official website and get their phone number. Call them and ask them.
daddyo8989: Yep.. call the USCIS number. Have her call and confirm the paperwork.
Sounds sketchy af. Good luck
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1638714468 | 1638801256 | t3_r9gto0 | t5_2to41 | 1,238 | This_is_fine_dining: TIFU By accidentally telling my new boss I love her
Obligatory this happen minutes, So I got a new job just the other day. Today was my first day of work at this job. I'm a bit young so this is my first job and my first eight hour shift. I went to text my girlfriend that I love her and that I'm go... | 7 | 176.857143 | |
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-IsThisThingOn: .....um....you're being abused....
IamaLuna-tic: I sure am! Its fine I got like three more years left and then I'm out of there.
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1638717702 | 1638727833 | t3_r9hwdk | t5_2to41 | 26 | WhiskeryHalo05: TIFU by accusing my dad of my poor mental health.
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1638719186 | 1638779818 | t3_r9ie9f | t5_2to41 | 6,640 | Puzzleheaded_Age6550: TIFU by nearly giving the HVAC repair guy a heart attack when he saw a coffin in our crawlspace.
Requisite: this happened a few years ago, but I'm still laughing, and feeling guilty, simultaneously.
A little background: my husband and I are Halloween fanatics. We've built so much and we collect... | 9 | 737.777778 | |
1638720370 | 1638725189 | t3_r9istg | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU work love triangle?
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ImaReallyFungi: Don’t shit where you eat
A-Dolahans-hat: I prefer the “don’t dip the pen in the company ink” quote
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1638720642 | 1638725705 | t3_r9iwa8 | t5_2to41 | 36 | woekerHN: TIFU by hooking up with my best friends girl
Yup, its what it sounds like.
So lemme tell you bout it.
For the simplicity if this story i will call my friend Bob and His girl Anna.
So anna is with bob at bobs house. They sleep there. The next day bob will be at camp the whole day. So anna asks me if i can ... | 4 | 9 | |
1638721689 | 1638749633 | t3_r9j9k8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | DrCuckmanOrgy69: TIFU by successfully pushing through the friendzone, only to be cuckolded in a full blown orgy that same weekend
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bluenovarising: This is bitter and sad, but beautifully written. You should really write novels, man.
angry_old_dude: Just not on reddit.
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1638723343 | 1638734212 | t3_r9juu5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Key-Mention7145: TIFU By Nearly Breaking a Cheerleader's Thumb With my Robot Arm.....
This happened a few months ago. I was running down the hall to get to lunch after 4th period. A friend was chasing me and I turned around to see if he was still chasing me. Well, the doors in the halls open outward. After I turn arou... | 3 | 5 | |
1638726478 | 1638768333 | t3_r9kyer | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ender012345: TIFU by not asking this girls phone number at the fair
Me and a couple of friends (all 17) were at a fair (Florida) yesterday and me and a friend made a bet he would give a heart to someone he liked (the heart is a prize form the fair) and I would do the same, he got it lucky with someone who liked the jok... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1638727461 | 1638743887 | t3_r9lcai | t5_2to41 | 35 | xamylu: TIFU by not tipping 20%
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igraywolf: And here you are doing the same thing you claimed they did. Ironic.
someaccount89235: Doing what? Doxing a restaurant? With public information, such as name, address etc.? Or saying something bad about restaurant? I guess any 1 star review on yelp or any other page i... | 14 | 2.5 | |
1638730225 | 1638771007 | t3_r9mdyl | t5_2to41 | 6,285 | sup3rn1k: TIFU. My son is a better man than i am.
My son. Better man than me.
So TIFU. It was more like a month ago but things just got better so… I am a electrician and i carry a big bag full of sharp tools. It weighs at least 50 lbs. I normally leave it in my truck instead of bringing it into the house because it is... | 14 | 448.928571 | |
1638730631 | 1638778432 | t3_r9mjcc | t5_2to41 | 374 | Sundeath1982: TIFU by kissing my fiance on her forehead while she was asleep
This literally happened minutes ago.
On mobile, so sorry for formatting.
Also no native speaker.
I broke multiple ribs in a motorbike accident three weeks ago and its less fun of a condition that it sounds like to be in.
My fiance helps me a... | 5 | 74.8 | |
1638731953 | 1638787271 | t3_r9n1f1 | t5_2to41 | 159 | justchillintbh1: TIFU by doing self surgery on my ballsack
I’ve had a pea sized scrotal nodule on my sack for like 7 years. If you don’t know what that is it’s just the fancy way to say a whitehead. Got it checked out a few weeks ago just to re-confirm that it was benign. I had the option to get it removed but my derma... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1638735078 | 1638771842 | t3_r9o79j | t5_2to41 | 50,159 | fudgeitis: TIFU by saying yes to an open relationsship
So here goes:
I have been together with my woman for 15 years+ we have been together since 17 or so, we both had a very hard upbringing, and we had it tough, we fought thru life together and it has been hard. When we finally think atlast sun is smiling on us, the w... | 20 | 2,507.95 | |
1638736336 | 1638737648 | t3_r9onxc | t5_2to41 | 9 | vivianaflorini: TIFU by letting a cockroach save my life
So today I had a bath, and being a cringe weeb, I brought my kindle in to read fanfiction on the experimental browser.
I’m reading found family hurt/comfort and am so deep in it that I’m not aware of my surroundings. Im shaking really hard , but sometimes that h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1638739452 | 1638790099 | t3_r9pt67 | t5_2to41 | 19 | linbus_the_tard715: TIFU my grandma saw me having sex
So the other day I was meeting up with a freind and she brought a bottle of vodka over we are both heavy drinkers but it’s been worse recently and we were half way through the bottle when we got bored so we decided to walk up to my apartment I’m not saying my age bu... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1638739841 | 1638740781 | t3_r9pyf4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Grumar: Who replies to happy birthday wishes on social media?
Strevnik: don't tell me you're not supposed to answer these... that would be TIFU squared
Grumar: I never seen anyone reply to more than a handful from close family/friends or more commonly they'll make post at end of d... | 4 | 2 | |
1638741005 | 1638746181 | t3_r9qe45 | t5_2to41 | 1,023 | EGM42: TIFU by accidentally designing a sex toy in my engineering class
Okay, so this happened about two years ago in my high school principles of engineering class. We were given an assignment to come up with a product idea to improve our lives, sounds simple, right? Well a part of this was that we had to work by ours... | 4 | 255.75 | |
1638741637 | 1638742896 | t3_r9qmqj | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by correcting my dad's pronunciation of the word 'gist'
This happened while having breakfast with my parents this morning. My dad wasn't born here and his English isn't the best so when he says some words, his pronunciation isn't the best. So he was explaining something this morning and when he said 'th... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1638727500 | 1638762147 | t3_r9lct8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GodOfMoominism: What is this formatting
Zupheal: dog shit.
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1638745299 | 1638745681 | t3_r9rzcw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kalysti: You are so lucky. I'll be downvoted for saying this, but you have an anger management problem, and you need to deal with it. What you did was completely irresponsible, and could have ended in violence.
Stop being a fool. Don't ever pull a gun unless you intend to use it.... | 4 | 3 | |
1638746709 | 1638748208 | t3_r9sho4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | AbberageRebbitor: TIFU by getting myself a rat in troubling times.
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papergurl123: literally what the fuck did i just read
smrivermonster: A lost epic by Homer.
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1638746414 | 1638751095 | t3_r9sdz3 | t5_2to41 | 67 | emmgdac: TIFU by walking out of my bedroom naked
TIFU by leaving my (28f) bedroom naked (where my man and I were sleeping) to go to the kitchen to get us water only to find my guy friend watching TV on the couch. I didn't even notice him at first either so I walked a pretty good distance naked before realizing and when... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1638752112 | 1638755893 | t3_r9ubrz | t5_2to41 | 96 | jcambridge95: TIFU by cleaning my room…
TW: Thoughts of suicide
Scroll to bottom for TLDR :)
Okay so this really happened a little over a week ago but I’m now finally in a state where I can share this.
So I’ve been suffering from depression and anxiety on and off since I was a kid. The past few years have been mostl... | 3 | 32 | |
1638754608 | 1638775140 | t3_r9v5lx | t5_2to41 | 19 | mikebellman: TIFU Buying a Hanukkah gift for my 18 year old
It’s the eighth night of Hanukkah. We have punch boxes which our kids (18 & 20) take theirs; Punch through a hole and pull out a number. They get that numbered gift. Usually something small. Sometimes there’s a fake $100 bill which is a “zonk”. A zonk ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1638754904 | 1638755598 | t3_r9v904 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking the girl that I have been talking to for another girl
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BootsyMistletoe: I don’t even understand this story
KazNamOrfa: Me neither
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1638755880 | 1638790487 | t3_r9vkl2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | SuroundedByClowns: Tifu by getting crossfaded for the first time.
So my company has an annual christmas party at the nearby Hard Rock Hotel. I didn't get to go to the last 2 because I wasn't old enough and last years was cancelled bc of c*vid.
Me and my boss are pretty good friends so we spent a good few hours drinkin... | 4 | 5 | |
1638756215 | 1638766516 | t3_r9voup | t5_2to41 | 25 | Lady-Yuna: TIFU by burning my ass
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Yonderen: I was expecting an "ate ghost pepper" story.. Am disappoint.
Boredandsleeps: that or that they used the wrong lube
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1638756541 | 1638805342 | t3_r9vsvh | t5_2to41 | 26,758 | Accomplished_Ask_245: TIFU by conditioning myself to get a boner whenever I fix the printer. (NSFW)
When I was a teenager I got super bored and decided I wanted to see if I could get a fetish on purpose. I set up an experiment to see if I could get a fetish for something extremely non-sexual if I tried hard enough. So ... | 11 | 2,432.545455 | |
1638762290 | 1638762840 | t3_r9xpkw | t5_2to41 | 23 | Specialist-Ad-2098: TIFU I told someone by best friends deepest trauma
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nichole8339: You absolutely did the right thing. One day she will understand that, too. I’m sorry you’re both going through this.
Specialist-Ad-2098: Thank you.
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1638792599 | 1638816086 | t3_r9xrz1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | rologies: I mean, imagine if he went with his first choice and ate a pack of cigarettes as a 12 year old.
It only takes about 60mg to kill a normal adult and each stick contains about 10mg.
Glittering_Data8437: I must not be normal. I smoked an entire pack of ciggs in an hour the other day when my Ex's new "Man" beat... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1638763119 | 1658597010 | t3_r9xyxt | t5_2to41 | 9 | scottyboi1337: TIFU by having sex in front of our 6yo
Title kinda says it all. My gf had bought new lingerie and wanted to try it on. We had started getting down to business. Our bedroom door was open - we have 2 cats and if we close the door they will just scratch at the door relentlessly. The kid was supposed to be ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1638767776 | 1638818502 | t3_r9zei9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwawaypls890798: TIFU by accidentally leaving pregnancy test instruction only to be discovered by my religious mom
i posted this at r/offmychest but i rly need some kind of emotional support cuz no one knows about this not even my boyfriend. so im just gonna copy everything to here.
i never thought i will ever make... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1638769120 | 1638828248 | t3_r9zsqq | t5_2to41 | 511 | Layne121: TIFU by doing a medical grade "Colonoscopy Cleanse"
Obligatory this happened to me a few weeks ago. To preface:
* I \[18M\] (this is important) am a broke college student, hence why I don't go to the doctor that much. The university I go to has horrible food options for freshmen, which is what put me in this... | 9 | 56.777778 | |
1638770600 | 1638790288 | t3_ra07s9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | datgreenbitch: TIFU (20f) by telling my bf (21m) about masturbating over my friend
A few months ago, my family took me to this resort where I met this guy, J, which we became friends because we both liked nerdy things. I remember telling him I have a boyfriend with the intent to let him know I am taken. I have never ch... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1638782240 | 1638809438 | t3_ra373j | t5_2to41 | 1,381 | CausesDiscomfort: TIFU by being a designated driver for my sister.
So my sister gets super drunk at the local bar and I’m the DD. A bunch of people were going to drive drunk, REALLY drunk, so I gave them all rides home. We all decided to go to Waffle House before taking them home. While there, my sister’s boyfriend is ... | 16 | 86.3125 | |
1638783387 | 1638787598 | t3_ra3hef | t5_2to41 | 15 | Well_This_Is_Special: TIFU by downloading Christmas songs
This was several years ago, but it's the holiday season....yay.... .. and I was telling my boss this story this morning and figured I'd put it here for y'all to laugh at me.
I'm a DJ for parties and weddings and shit, and one time I got a gig for a Christmas pa... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1638787401 | 1638899804 | t3_ra4hdr | t5_2to41 | 5,573 | hardkwo9: TIFU and will be "Mucked" as punishment
This is really embarrasing, but just happened. I know I won't come across in a good light here, but if nothing else I wanted to post this as a warning to others who think they can keep getting away with bad things forever...
I was dumb and stole from a store a few week... | 13 | 428.692308 |
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