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1638790409 | 1638835129 | t3_ra58zo | t5_2to41 | 4 | IfYaKnowWhatIMeme: TIFU by sleeping with a friend’s pet and getting a house filthy
Around Thanksgiving I was approached to rabbit sit for an friend of a friend (that I had known for as long as the friend we both knew) since i also had a rabbit. I couldn’t bring their rabbit over to my place, so we planned on having me ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1638792028 | 1638826697 | t3_ra5obb | t5_2to41 | 11 | Mindless_Cod6972: TIFU by breaking into my stepson's house
To start off, I (F32) have a (M19) stepson. He will turn 20 on the 4th of December.
He has always had a problem with drug abuse and smoking weed, as my (M39) husband has told me. Honestly seeing my stepson (who I will call David for the purpose of this post) ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1638798237 | 1638799443 | t3_ra7l6w | t5_2to41 | 80 | millamagoo: TIFU grandma found the kush
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VinPossible: Do what I do remind them it's a million times safer than anything they are or have been prescribed.
millamagoo: she was born when the war on drugs started happening so she thinks weed will destroy your life and make you mentally insane. Also, she is the mos... | 4 | 20 | |
1638801965 | 1638826828 | t3_ra8vm2 | t5_2to41 | -4 | Malabrace: TIFU by trying to screenshot a snapchat
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This girl has messaged me two days ago and we started chatting. We exchanged photos and she sent me also a suggestive one. I am genuinely compl... | 4 | -1 | |
1638804304 | 1638809371 | t3_ra9qp9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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xanthopants: Classic casual sexism. Average men think they’d be better than trained or even elite female athletes all the time because they think men are naturally more athletic and strong and that that makes up for literal years of training and skill development. Pfffft. The nail... | 4 | 1 | |
1638804775 | 1638825866 | t3_ra9x71 | t5_2to41 | 1,372 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Markamanic: So.... You're single?
darrellgh: RIP Inbox
Draco359: OP inbox be like WoW franchise in the hands of Blizzard/Activision..... A dead horse that keeps getting beaten.
platitood: That dead horse makes a ton of money. I think it’s a stretch to use that metaphor for that fr... | 9 | 152.444444 | |
1638807214 | 1638844371 | t3_raav7g | t5_2to41 | 661 | tintedrose_glasses: TIFU by making weird noises in a walk-in freezer that wasn’t soundproof
*Technically the incident was a few weeks ago but I just found out how not-soundproof the freezer is*
So I am a woman in my 20s working a job with a crew of half a dozen men, no other women (the guys ranging 20s-50s). I enjoy ... | 9 | 73.444444 | |
1638808018 | 1638809172 | t3_rab6dm | t5_2to41 | 8 | yasssburner: TIFU by showing my friends and classmates an embarrassing video of one of classmates.
( We all are in the 12-15 age range btw )
So, there's this one guy let's call him Jay, so I'm okay friends with him , not really friends because he says the N-Word (he's white), he's annoying sometimes and just a ... | 4 | 2 | |
1638808508 | 1638809301 | t3_rabd7a | t5_2to41 | 573 | [deleted]: Tifu by jerking off before sex
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iLiKeEgGzZzZ: You should've stayed. 5-10 mins later you should be ready to go. You could have just pleasured her for that time.
bballmansd: It may have been a lost cause. Obviously it would take a little time to throw the clothes on and she didn't stop him.
iLiKeEgGzZ... | 4 | 143.25 | |
1638809439 | 1638984315 | t3_rabq4y | t5_2to41 | 4,683 | CoolStuffSlickStuff: TIFU I stupidly cost my company money
I (41m) was up getting my kids off to school. I didn’t sleep well and hadn’t had my coffee yet, so just trying to get them squared away so I could get back home and try to start the day off ok.
I work for a rapidly growing tech startup as a manager, an... | 12 | 390.25 | |
1638815459 | 1638831275 | t3_rae4ow | t5_2to41 | 403 | armandoo10: TIFU by making a stranger think I’m a weird pervert
Obligatory this happened yesterday not today
My friend is out of town so I’m going to her place to cat sit everyday. Yesterday happened to be a Super Smash bros tournament I wanted to watch, and a streamer I like was doing his commentary on it. He’s a ver... | 7 | 57.571429 | |
1638816483 | 1638818442 | t3_raeivr | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ddnut80: You didn’t fuck up; you don’t want to sleep with somebody that judges you by your underwear. Yikes. Talk about judging a book by its cover.
SorrowingOldMan: Huh? I’m pretty sure hooking up is *completely based off of judging a book by it’s cover.* You have to turn people ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1638817348 | 1638884430 | t3_raeuxb | t5_2to41 | 249 | Ilaxilil: TIFU installing internet on a rental property
I recently moved into a rental house that didn’t have an internet hookup and I work from home so getting internet was a no-brainer. However, this is my first time living “on my own” (I have a roommate but am responsible for my own stuff and providing for myself) I... | 9 | 27.666667 | |
1638819752 | 1638825250 | t3_rafbe7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Soupewonton: I believe it's Korean currency.
iHomelessMonkey: No that's WON
Soupewonton: Oh my bad
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1638825625 | 1638881757 | t3_rai26z | t5_2to41 | 13,914 | [deleted]: TIFU by being very proud I wasnt addicted to smoking
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Reformed_Narcissist: Former US president Bill Clinton when confronted about his previous marijuana use said, “I smoked, but I did not inhale.”
Congratulations, you followed the example of a US president.
leonilaa: Bill is and will always be th... | 20 | 695.7 | |
1638827712 | 1638850062 | t3_raiubq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OkPriority5556: Why tf were you mad at her for getting with guys before you started going out? If she slept with all of them before you were dating you weren't getting revenge. There was nothing for you to get revenge on. So confused.
phenasaur: Yeah. Mental gymnastics. I have sin... | 5 | 1 | |
1638828611 | 1638927857 | t3_raj6nw | t5_2to41 | 22 | GodofHate: TIFU by adding billions of USD to a trading account
I work for a Forex Company and sometimes I add deposits manually when clients pay via different payment methods instead of website solutions.
I always double check when I add funds to the clients because the platform takes %5 of the deposit. Today somehow ... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1638830043 | 1638881318 | t3_rajpns | t5_2to41 | 38 | Overall-Watch-7301: TIFU: I (17M) near fatally drowned in my friends pool
Me, and two of my best friends swam at one of their big 40ft pools nearly everyday off of work during this summer. We frequently do competitive competitions in the pool. One week we decided it was smart to try to see who could hold their breaths ... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1638830381 | 1638920809 | t3_rajtwv | t5_2to41 | 6,754 | PeterBrown23: TIFU by joking about masturbating to a girl I know in a group chat and becoming the school clown
Disclaimer: this happened when I was in school.
When I was a teenager, I was incredibly horny, and really liked this girl who we'll call A. A had an identical twin we'll call B, and I was in lots of classes t... | 18 | 375.222222 | |
1638832195 | 1638838716 | t3_rakh5i | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sharkie777: Literally no one cares enough to Google pill capsules. They probably just threw it in the trash when they swept the bathroom.
They literally can’t prove it was yours either.
In summary: you’re fine, relax.
mehfxckit: Thanks I think I was just going through some p... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1638832639 | 1638902006 | t3_rakmxx | t5_2to41 | 25 | miahjk47: TIFU by buying concert tickets
Obligatory: Fuck up happened a few months ago, just now noticed
So, my fiancée and I were trying to think of a great Christmas present for my sister. We had thought about taking her to a concert so we started looking at tickets for shows around us. Then, we found it. Tickets fo... | 5 | 5 | |
1638835004 | 1638858119 | t3_ralg0p | t5_2to41 | 581 | LustfulWays: TIFU by helping a customer on his phone.
I work at a dispensary where you have to have a medical marijuana card. A guy comes in with a soon to expire card asking for help to print his off and I say of course.
He hands me his phone and I go to the browser to go to the website- of course you can guess what ... | 6 | 96.833333 | |
1638835301 | 1638836797 | t3_raljtf | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting myself too deep (wait its not the same please read)
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ThatKaleidoscope8736: What you should do is come clean. If you're cutting yourself at school you have a problem. You need help working through these feelings and impulses.
zecrome20: Are you... sure..? How am i going to feed this t... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1638843240 | 1638844962 | t3_rao3ko | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU forgetting I had my child with me during an almost carjacking
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PinkDancingFlamingo: It wasn't a potential car jacking jfc, dude walked up to the wrong car
Futuredoctorg: Yea but it’s Chicago and that’s what I thought was happening. Interpret it how you see fit though
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1638845026 | 1638857036 | t3_raooki | t5_2to41 | 4 | let-not-go-there: TIFU, today I f**ked up. I wanted to add some fun to my bedroom. So should I keep the thing or trow it out?
TIFU, today I f**ked up. I wanted to add some fun to my bedroom.
So I decided to buy a toy. Couple day after placing the order, I started regretting it. So I cancel my order. Fun fact to judge ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1638845339 | 1638877660 | t3_raos8o | t5_2to41 | 29 | KevMatthews: TIFU by shaving my legs
Ok hear me out. I'm a 16 year old male and my legs were getting kinda hairy. I told myself that it's not normal to shave legs for a guy (cuz it usually isn't) but lately my legs hurt when I wear socks, it feels like a million little needles are being poked into me. Pretty sure it wa... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1638845566 | 1638847208 | t3_raouuu | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lskerlkse: it must've been nice to be a teacher back in the day when the students couldn't email you
Gonzostewie: Don't forget. You could smack em too!!!
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1638845811 | 1638846767 | t3_raoxly | t5_2to41 | 25 | x_silence9: TIFU by losing a hamster
So to start off, this just happened about 20 minutes ago.
I decided to go to pet store and found two adorable short haired Syrian hamsters who were a little on the bigger side and I just had to buy them. I’ve taken care of hamsters before and have always loved them. I went through... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1638846072 | 1638890080 | t3_rap0qp | t5_2to41 | 43 | Cmpetty: TIFU by buttdialing my dad during rough sex
Well. This happened 30 minutes ago or so. Some backstory! I live with my girlfriend of 2 years. She’s been away at college for the past few months, and got home Sunday, so we have been kinda frisky.
My dad raised me with the impression that if anyone so much as loo... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1638846616 | 1638900107 | t3_rap707 | t5_2to41 | 325 | mdodgey: TIFU not having the Gmail app
TIFU by not having the Gmail app
I’m currently a veteran who’s in management. Somewhere between entry level and middle management would best describe it. It’s good money and easy, but it could be better. I’ve been looking for ways to advance my career and ran across a nonprofit o... | 4 | 81.25 | |
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Wisemansaidnothing: …it does sound like you cheated on him. I get that you thought you had permission but not a lot of people are willing to be in open relationships so you should’ve had an in depth conversation about this before sleeping with someone else.
It sounds like you’re... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1638847588 | 1638849382 | t3_rapi4d | t5_2to41 | 35 | lSoulx: TIFU by not knowing my boss and my senior were a couple
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luecack: I mean, don’t make it weird. There is a fine line between being cordial and weird. Nothing wrong with being nice. Definitely a foot in mouth kind of situation, but handle it in stride and you’ll be fine.
Dabdabber96: We’ll said brother
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1638850059 | 1638866671 | t3_raqa68 | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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flucksey: Phimosis is no excuse as well. Soapy warm water. Pinch closed your foreskin, massage area, rinse out with fresh warm water, repeat once more and you're all done.
Twice a day with your showering.
There's no excuses for poor personal hygiene.
NO EXCUSES
hugo_igo: Who s... | 16 | 4 | |
1638851660 | 1638936581 | t3_raqrmr | t5_2to41 | 228 | bjtheman: TIFU by possibly destroying family livelihood
This just happened. I'm sort of at a loss for words. My co-worker got into a car accident in a company vehicle that wasn't his fault. (rear ended) a couple of things happened to the point where he put in his two week notice.
Over the past couple weeks he has tol... | 4 | 57 | |
1638854288 | 1638858296 | t3_raritp | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU, I broke my 2 front teeth
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Ratman_Nick: Broke my two front teeth when I was around your age, maybe a bit younger. Going down a steep hill on a bike, on which the brakes were pretty much nonexistent, hit curb, wobbled somehow ended up over the handlebars (brother said I did a whole front flip) a... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1638856434 | 1638858384 | t3_ras3xs | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MasterCold7109: Aspirating literally means vomiting, just FYI.
WhatTheFluxSay: You are mistaken, aspirating means breathing in something. Aspirating can lead to vomiting (you can vomit while trying to get things out of your airway*) but does not literally mean vomiting.
Zestful9: ... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1638834599 | 1638865398 | t3_ralb77 | t5_2to41 | 16 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by not paying attention to the ocean waves
This happened about a month ago. Me and my friends were at the beach. We were wayyy out in the ocean to the point where we would encounter massive waves. Many of these waves were about as tall as us.
Normally we would pay attention to the waves and t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1638854688 | 1638898149 | t3_rarmvm | t5_2to41 | 19 | TheRealNap0le0n: TIFU by partying/working myself into the EE
So this story starts on Thursday and ends Sun... I'm in a bike club and my club was celebrating our 14th anniversary. I hold a position in my chapter and being that our chapter is the founding chapter the annual weekend is very important for the whole club.
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1638858870 | 1638902426 | t3_rasrab | t5_2to41 | 659 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LongLiveAbstract: Are you the only giving head? Not getting any oral in return?
malarkyisbullshit: Correct not getting squat in return
cofclabman: That’s just not right. You should be getting something out of it.
lizardmandx: She is... she gets to suck a dick. Yall wild
PM_ME_NCI... | 9 | 73.222222 | |
1638879267 | 1638902683 | t3_raxv58 | t5_2to41 | 1,345 | [deleted]: TIFU giving a cigarette to an ex.
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iHomelessMonkey: Shes old enough to make her own decisions man
___Phreak___: Clearly not
iHomelessMonkey: And even if thats the case, is it anyone's business?
___Phreak___: Shouldn't society protect the health of the unborn child? To clarify, I'm not anti-abortion,... | 15 | 89.666667 | |
1638880741 | 1638881290 | t3_rayb1q | t5_2to41 | 18 | DumplingKiddd: TIFU by replacing the incorrect syrup and cost the pub I work at “hundreds of £££”
So for context I work at a big chain pub in the UK or bar depending on where you’re from. In the pub I work at and well most places, when we serve soft drinks we serve a combination of soda water and syrup that comes throu... | 3 | 6 | |
1638881266 | 1638885569 | t3_raygqt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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KawaiiTimes: It sounds like you are now saving up to buy your mom new AirPods, and you need to find a less expensive solution for yourself.
Bruh_Moment327: My mom never really used it, she uses beats at home.
KawaiiTimes: Doesn't matter. You borrowed them and broke them. The respo... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1638882097 | 1638910888 | t3_rayq3d | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU at work by daydreaming which could’ve ended in a splash of red
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zjustice11: Hope you feel better. I’m glad you didn’t die.
Everything is hard right now.
Hopefully it gets better.
Remember there are people out there to talk to when you get low.
You aren’t alone.
Bananchiks00: Its hard to talk to... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1638888571 | 1638891983 | t3_rb0tpf | t5_2to41 | 15 | senbonzekra: TIFU by being too honest with a redditor
Obligatory it didn't happen today but last week.Ok so i am kind of a lurker on reddit and i mostly try to avoid giving my opinions but i came across a very controversial post in relationships subreddit and i knew commenting on it will just be suicidal as the comment... | 3 | 5 | |
1638890822 | 1638895828 | t3_rb1mes | t5_2to41 | 26 | Happy_Window_6156: TIFU by joking about my SAT scores with my mom.
Context:
My mother has always wanted one of her kids to be very gifted academically. Well, it turns out I was that kid. I’ve always done really good in school with a 4.3 GPA and she was always proud of me.
So when we received our SAT scores yesterda... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1638890587 | 1638999111 | t3_rb1jdg | t5_2to41 | 15,734 | hufflehugs: TIFU by thinking I’d kicked food poisoning’s butt.
I am the dumbest person alive.
Last week I apparently ate something that was contaminated. Spent eight hours on Thursday, starting at 3AM, puking out my digestive system a three to four times every hour. Slept on the bathroom floor when I could. It really... | 11 | 1,430.363636 | |
1638894581 | 1638933724 | t3_rb2t6q | t5_2to41 | 928 | CaptainArchangel: TIFU by outting myself on Facebook, and having to delete my main Reddit account.
So this happened like in late October, but here goes:
I decided that I wanted to show a funny comment I made to the friends I never talk to anywhere but Facebook. Little did I know that I probably should have blurred ou... | 9 | 103.111111 | |
1638894508 | 1638944972 | t3_rb2sda | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my(18F) for a small petty reason and he's having second thoughts on our relationship
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madammissylady: Sounds like there are deeper issues than that.
Cultural-Zombie-9936: yep.i'm really insecure so i tend to fight all the time. he's under a lot of pressue and im just a burden on h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1638894963 | 1638899694 | t3_rb2wxh | t5_2to41 | 89 | Drowning1989: TIFU by forgetting to lock the bathroom door at work
I work at a small company with two unisex bathrooms. Just one toilet no stall type rooms. I also tend to forget small things when I'm busy and thinking about my next task. For example I'll forget to flush the toilet if I'm thinking "gotta wash my hands.... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1638896414 | 1638958879 | t3_rb3baf | t5_2to41 | 69 | elevenghosts: TIFU revealing a past reputation with a joke
I recently hit a significant employment tenure milestone with the company I've worked at since my mid-20s. I've mostly been very productive and knowledgeable at my various jobs over the years. But I've also occasionally been brash and rubbed some people the wro... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1638898545 | 1638944548 | t3_rb43in | t5_2to41 | 144 | lost-kittens: TIFU by vomiting on my boyfriends penis
Well, this happened yesterday, after a few days of not meeting him, I came over and eventually, 10 minutes into watching a movie, we got to it. I started giving him a blowjob, everything started very well, we both were very excited.
Now the fuck up, accidentally w... | 5 | 28.8 | |
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Vertiginoso-: Yes sure, this definitely happened/s
jdubsb09: Nice opinion you got there lol
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1638901158 | 1638994347 | t3_rb5ebf | t5_2to41 | 63 | ConstantlyNerdingOut: TIFU by signing up for the secret santa without knowing everyone's names
So this happened yesterday, but I forgot to post it so here we are.
I've been working at a fast food place in my town for about 2ish months now, it's a surprisingly nice work environment with a lot of fun people working ther... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1638903700 | 1638904497 | t3_rb6pdf | t5_2to41 | 23 | Cystman: TIFU by creating a trypophobia nightmare
Well, now I know I have a bit of trypophobia.
Simple story, tried making steamed egg pudding and forgot to cover the ramekins to keep steam from dripping into them.
Had just started them when I realized and figured it would be no big deal.
Cut to later, open up the cook... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1638903909 | 1638965897 | t3_rb6sp2 | t5_2to41 | 494 | darkerfamilysecrets: TIFU by snooping on my father's computer, and finding out he might be a paedo?
TIFU by using my parents computer....the title of this is a tad misleading, I (31M) was visiting my parents for the holidays and needed to use the computer briefly for a work thing. I had quickly saved a file and since I... | 11 | 44.909091 | |
1638907418 | 1638924500 | t3_rb841j | t5_2to41 | 194 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DrunkenOlympian: Be truthful. Tell her it was a joke because you heard she was telling people you were twice your real age. Then tell her something that may make her feel good about herself instead, like you admire the fact that she is doing so well despite such adversity and you ... | 6 | 32.333333 | |
1638907851 | 1638910446 | t3_rb89w2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | rigo_: TIFU by leaving work early and quitting my job.
So I finally found the job of my dreams; it is a humble one albeit at that: a factory worker. I noticed the days were mind-numbingly boring and still, I’d do the same procedure of installing cannabis pens with their caps and then proceeding to put the finished prod... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1638909712 | 1638982814 | t3_rb8yuk | t5_2to41 | 32 | IFuckingHateYouTodd: TIFU by not listening carefully enough
So, this actually just happened a moment ago.
So…my parents left the house (I’m sure you know where this is going)
I put on headphones and started to do my thing
I kept checking out the window every now and then, I also listened for their car to pull in
N... | 4 | 8 | |
1638910570 | 1638929282 | t3_rb9a3z | t5_2to41 | 83 | Present_Hippo6562: TIFU by going with my girlfriend to a bridezillas wedding
(Still learning English)
My girlfriend has poliosis which means some of her hair has little to no melanin and looks white. Parts of her hair were dyed blue and per the brides request we dyed them back to black (yes they were inspired by that s... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1638907539 | 1639007734 | t3_rb85ne | t5_2to41 | 68 | Ambitious-Screen4029: TIFU by not going to the hospital sooner
So back at the end of 2019 before the pandemic hit I was a student getting my degree in Graphic Design. I had just finished my first semester with all A's and to reward myself I decided to travel to Maine to visit with my extended family over Christmas br... | 4 | 17 | |
1638910963 | 1638917038 | t3_rb9fii | t5_2to41 | 456 | WhereDemonsDie: TIFU and taught my 6 year old a valuable lesson on fire safety
... in Minecraft, thankfully!
My 6 year old LOVES Minecraft. After much pushing, his Grandmother (with my brother's assistance) finally joined him on in a Creative mode game. He's been looking forward to this for weeks, and even woke up a... | 6 | 76 | |
1638912725 | 1638920862 | t3_rba394 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Zealousideal_Joke441: TIFU by teaching my nephew how to say "I need a cigarette"
So, basically, whenever a baby/child is whining or is bothering me, I'll say something along the lines of:
"Oh, he/she need a cigarette."
"Give em a cigarette."
"Whatchu want? You want a cigarette? I'll buy you a whole pack."
"... | 3 | 12 | |
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iTanooki: If it’s Casey’s pizza, all is forgiven.
Aegon95: Haha, I'm assuming that's one of the good places in the States. Gonna make note of that!
Nah it was one of the only places that makes a mean taco pizza.
iTanooki: Casey’s is a gas station in the Midwest, US. Most people f... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1638920754 | 1638948661 | t3_rbcyg8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | rob_gfy: TIFU by accidentally drinking heavy cream
As the title may suggest todays fuckup was a rather unhealthy one.
Today while leaving work I saw I’d missed my bus by about 15 minutes so I had three quarters an hour to kill so I do some light shopping, needed painkillers so let’s go to the supermarket across from ... | 3 | 5 | |
1638923833 | 1638926789 | t3_rbdzs6 | t5_2to41 | 44 | commander_piccard: TIFU by dating my best friend's ex right when they broke up
TL:DR at the bottom.
I had known these two for years. My best friend was in the frat I was in but we were in the same clique so we got really close. I knew his girlfriend before they started dating but when they got together I got to know h... | 8 | 5.5 | |
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Captain_Weird_Beard: Lies
ir88ed: Lies
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1638912162 | 1638929050 | t3_rb9vfu | t5_2to41 | 4 | tbackhanded: TIFU by remembering how stupid I am.
As a kid, i was onto throwing kunai and stuff cause of course. Kakashi is cool af, nuff said.
So this day, my elder sisters brings also a new knife which is, to this date, the sharpest blade I've seen. And I'm a sword/knives collector. I looked at it and i was like da... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1638929494 | 1639003156 | t3_rbfwku | t5_2to41 | 24 | Bored_Canadian_: TIFU by being afraid to tell someone the real answer
So TIFU a few months ago I had a conversation with a girl, that a the time,didn`t really trust enough to have this honest conversation.That conversation was about our plan for the future.At some point the topic of kids came up, she asked me if I ever... | 8 | 3 | |
1638929984 | 1638983659 | t3_rbg2qd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to complete customer orders at work and now I‘m scared of my boss‘ reaction
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WilliePete45: Hey man, you sound like a good worker. Fuck ups happen, you’re doing your best and things will be fine.
41033: you‘re right. I’m sure my coworkers have done worse 😂
WilliePete45: Probably, ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1638930447 | 1638931355 | t3_rbg8ev | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Festuspapyrus: If you suck on an acorn and slowly rasp it, it will trigger forgotten receptors that will alleviate the stress; just don't chew, they can be bitter if you chew them. Rasp and grind and spit is okay. There will be a lot of spitting.
ErrorReport404: Are... are you set... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1638929111 | 1638931368 | t3_rbfrtl | t5_2to41 | 121 | rezzsna: TIFU by going to a team building event I thought my company would pay for
So I started a few months ago at a new company
and we had a team building event a few weeks ago
which was free. They mentioned another upcoming event there: a team building event for each division. So we planned it and decided to go
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1638933134 | 1638944701 | t3_rbh5f5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | college3709: TIFU by trying to save a lizards life
I'm in Texas. It was kinda nice outside today so put a few of my houseplants outside. One of my houseplants has a little sticky trap to catch fungus gnats.
Well, it turns out the sticky trap and catch small, finger sized baby lizards - the little green ones you alwa... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1638934866 | 1638972397 | t3_rbhql2 | t5_2to41 | 6,210 | CluelessCashier: TIFU by asking my coworker why she cut her hair.
Last Sunday was my first shift back at work since we closed 2 years ago due to COVID. I noticed one of my coworkers who used to have really long hair had it cut shoulder length. So I jokingly asked her “Why did you cut your hair? It looked so nice! I was... | 9 | 690 | |
1638935756 | 1638936134 | t3_rbi0wg | t5_2to41 | 21 | D1NK4Life: TIFU by not paying attention in a grocery store
So, I've never been much of a shoplifter or anything, but I did recently run into someone at a grocery store I frequent who is pretty damn good at it and I couldn't help myself. I was a little surprised, but the girl I saw was very attractive so I was just givi... | 3 | 7 | |
1638935946 | 1638950471 | t3_rbi32g | t5_2to41 | 147 | ANotDisneyAuthor: TIFU By Taking A Bath
Maybe one of the stupidest things ever just happened to me, and I figured I would I take the liberty of sharing it with you.
I’ve been stressed out with life recently and my roommate has been bugging me to take a bath to relax, so I thought, why the hell not? She started the wat... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1638936458 | 1638938053 | t3_rbi92r | t5_2to41 | 68 | HowardHille: TIFU by Complimenting a Girl’s Skirt
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RIPLeftShoe: This is a repost of one of the top posts of all time
taco_tur-tle: This is a comment on a repost of one of the top posts of all time.
RIPLeftShoe: This is a reply on a reply on a comment on a repost of one of the top posts of all time
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1638944325 | 1638947022 | t3_rbkl6c | t5_2to41 | 25 | FallenAutumnLeaflet: TIFU by accidentally telling boss I hated my job
I was on a call with my manager where she had just yelled at me without letting me say much as always. This time, I was the one that messed up on our team and so did the person that double checked my work. Honestly, it's a simple mistake to make as o... | 5 | 5 | |
1638944084 | 1638949271 | t3_rbkisi | t5_2to41 | 5 | suri_arian: TIFU by walking over a speed bump and spraining my ankle
I am usually confident and skilled in almost any high heels I’ve worn. From stilettos to the thick heel-like booties and wedges. I even dance with heels and have a solid balance in them.
Tonight, I decided to wear my thick booties because I felt it ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1638944399 | 1638950775 | t3_rbklwv | t5_2to41 | 252 | you_dont_know_me_21: TIFU by asking Google Home to traumatize me!
This happened in the wee hours of Monday morning...
Got home late from my boyfriend's. Noticed the suggestion on my Google Nest display: "Try saying, 'Hey, Google, play soothing sounds." I thought, "Yeah, I should try that some night."
Decided to take ... | 4 | 63 | |
1638944310 | 1638951484 | t3_rbkkzt | t5_2to41 | 38 | mxrmaidtits: TIFU by sending my mum the daily advent calendar video
my first post here, and not as bad as others.. also not exactly today but a couple days ago, only just thought to post. also on mobile… sorry!
So last year my mum bought me, my sister, and my brothers gf these advent calendars with skin care and bea... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1638945356 | 1638984063 | t3_rbkvmv | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting involved with a coworker soon after joining the company
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Ok_Coconut4077: Rule Numero Uno: never shit where you eat
Sea_Catapillar: Facts
Flexitarian25: Bahaha I mean we really thought this could be something.. but anyway.
Would you suggest I address it or just shut up and move along... | 6 | 5 | |
1638945436 | 1638968606 | t3_rbkwgf | t5_2to41 | 481 | [deleted]: TIFU By Letting My Mom Know I Was Upset.
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Taewyth: *you* didn't fuck up, your mother did (and I feel like that'd be r/insaneparents worthy) you were upset, your mom asked if she could try to cheer you up and you trusted her in doing so, as anyone usually should.
[deleted]: I mean she genuinely thoug... | 7 | 68.714286 | |
1638945395 | 1638948515 | t3_rbkw1b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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_NAMiK_: Dude I understand that there's a bit of cross over between the kitchen and the workshop, but come on, the best tool to handle hot pans is a pair of welding gloves.
VonGrippyGreen: I have gloves. They're what I usually use for taking pyrex in and out of the oven. This was ... | 3 | 2 | |
1638949038 | 1639132775 | t3_rblv7f | t5_2to41 | 16,582 | [deleted]: TIFU by vacuum sealing my clothes for a trip and not being able to get them back into my carry on after the TSA agent made me cut them all open
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Citadelvania: Why did they need you to unseal your clothes exactly?
Also how were you planning to get your clothes back into the suitcase after the tri... | 17 | 975.411765 | |
1638949342 | 1638953972 | t3_rblxxr | t5_2to41 | 0 | OptimalOpportunity38: TIFU by accepting a trip to Miami with my ex and our friends
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OptimalOpportunity38: Ok everyone’s saying “cancel it dude.”. But, it’s Miami. I mean I won’t have another chance to be on vacation so it’s kind of a double edge sword. If I go I suffer if I don’t, I’ll regret not going to Miam... | 4 | 0 | |
1638953788 | 1638965532 | t3_rbn1le | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a toddler
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llD3ADSHOTll: Bring him more cookies, you are partly not at fault since you didn't know. Still kids have a tendency to hate on a person forever, so it'd be great to have him not hate you.
FlipFlopFlew: I dunno, I’m of the mindset you don’t comment on people’s bodies,... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1638956214 | 1639074637 | t3_rbnmzo | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AlignmentJudge: Bro...u dont shit after 1 or 2 hours of eating
Active-Subject267: False.. if you have stomach issues then food flows right through you if it doesn't sit well with you. This wasn't just a regular shit, they had diarrhea and diarrhea is when your body doesn't have en... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1638963114 | 1639060841 | t3_rbpd0t | t5_2to41 | 10,101 | botanricecandy17: TIFU by going to the gynecologist for the first time.
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but when I was a teenager. I’m going to keep this as simple as possible. I went to the gynecologist for my first exam, and I was a little nervous about what to expect. The doctor was super sweet, and I didn’t fee... | 13 | 777 | |
1638964016 | 1639009089 | t3_rbpldm | t5_2to41 | 905 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally calling my teacher my bitch.
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persifunctant: Nahhhh this is amazing. Laugh with them friend. And i’m sure the looks young from the back caused the teacher to laugh harder because if one of my kids said that to me thats what i would do. And As a socially awkward teen once upon a ... | 4 | 226.25 | |
1638964702 | 1639026777 | t3_rbprrd | t5_2to41 | 772 | EngineerMiserable: TIFU By microwaving an egg
I am the epitome of stupidy.
I woke up yesterday and was pretty hungry since I forgot to eat something before bed the day prior. So I got up did my daily routine of brushing my teeth, showering, and everything seems to be going well. I make my way to the kitchen and the re... | 9 | 85.777778 | |
1638970200 | 1638988689 | t3_rbre2c | t5_2to41 | 41 | donnolermellino: TIFU by seeing the Christmas gift my parents bought me
To be fair this didn't happen today, but more than a month ago. My parents and I used to share the same Amazon prime account. One day I opened it to buy something and I saw that the homepage was full with suggestions for telescopes. It took me very... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1638971750 | 1638984885 | t3_rbrvqc | t5_2to41 | 17 | Reaperlock: TIFU by forgetting to eat my medicine and absolutely forgetting I have cats..
So this happed like an hour ago..
Cat parents on reddit must have realized where this going..
So few random factors that lead to this mishap.
I an a workaholic and I work from home.
I am under treatment for Trigeminal neuralgia. I... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1638970985 | 1639054964 | t3_rbrn0g | t5_2to41 | 69 | LittleSpice1: TIFU by ruining my espresso maker
This happened a while ago, just got reminded of it.
I’m not a morning person and the first thing I need in the morning is my coffee. I like those Italian espresso makers from Bialetti.
That morning I was particularly tired and confused, made my coffee as usual and wai... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1638971505 | 1639000334 | t3_rbrsy4 | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cjeam: Also, often, you can just skip the placebo pills and carry right on along with the regular ones.
But speak to a decent doctor about doing this in terms of the specific pill you’re using.
MuffytheBananaSlayer: That’s what I do, I was taking a “break” between active pills ... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1638974297 | 1639018513 | t3_rbsqfm | t5_2to41 | 37 | DarkAngelNyxie: TIFU by almost getting with an animal lover
So I'm poly and looking for a gf. I downloaded okcupid and have had good results on it.
I had been talking with this sexy chick for a while. We were gonna hook up and be a thing. Until last night. She asked if I had been with a beast. I thought she was talkin... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1638978601 | 1638981847 | t3_rbu7lz | t5_2to41 | 30 | vxnillavxnom: TIFU by Covering my Bf in Milk
Today I fucked up- well a few days ago. I (16f) had my boyfriend come over to my grandparent's house to hang out, which is normal for us. I poured each of us a glass of milk and we turned on Netflix and started watching television. I was tired and my brain was hazy. I too... | 3 | 10 | |
1638982234 | 1638998792 | t3_rbvhlt | t5_2to41 | 3,891 | bruh-inator: TIFU by making out with a girl I’ve been into for a while
A few months ago, me and this girl started talking over instagram dm since we had only seen each other in person here and there. Eventually I get her phone number and we move to snapchat for 90% of the time we talk, and we’ll text if its something m... | 7 | 555.857143 | |
1638982396 | 1638984431 | t3_rbvjno | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching a brand new Tesla with my bicycle... and after that smashed my mirror. Sorry for my bad english. 🐭💌
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twotall88: Today I learned there's actually a competitor for Onlyfans. You're cute though.
Itchy_goeswild: Thank you, but i stay aesthetic, no disgusting nudes and so on. :)
twot... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1638983599 | 1638985377 | t3_rbvzud | t5_2to41 | 66 | fuzzy_fawn: TIFU by almost killing a £1 million racehorse
Happened this summer, and I’m not the main culprit but he doesn’t have reddit so I’m posting in my POV.
I had a placement at a very specialised referral horse hospital. Think American private hospital levels of fancy. Just walking in the door usually set owner... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1638986417 | 1639006044 | t3_rbx1mz | t5_2to41 | 477 | 2hennypenny: TIFU leaving a potty training toddler in playroom for less than a minute.
My toddler has started potty training and we’re doing the no diaper method. Every 10 minutes or so I have sit the kid on the toilet. Well, we had just gotten done with our millionth round of “let’s go to the potty” with no productivi... | 7 | 68.142857 |
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