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PsycheKaos: At least people care.
givethedevilhisdue: i could only imagine
Halfcaste_brown: Does no one care about you?
givethedevilhisdue: nobody
Halfcaste_brown: What about mum? Dad? Siblings?
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amievenreal_: You’re the asshole in the situation
Yoshigahn: I realize that, that’s why I posted here, to r/tifu not r/AITA
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Silansi: This sounds more like a win than a fuck up :p
Hamingja65: Oh no not at all my friend
I'm getting my ass kicked every night
Even tho I enjoyed
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CharisMatticOfficial: IT would happily set this up for you I would assume, or are they often overly busy?
notanotherdonut: Honestly I always just thought it was a weird quirk of specific email domains so i never even thought to contact IT
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1638990613 | 1638996970 | t3_rbyjxd | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying oxytocin with my crush
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420Puggin: Dude she knew what she was doing there drop her
HeDoesLookLikeABitch: What is the motive
Accomplished_Till727: It doesn't matter. That was really a shitty thing of her to do. You are much better off without.
HeDoesLookLikeABitch: If she's not into me... | 5 | 2 | |
1639004518 | 1639020168 | t3_rbyok2 | t5_2to41 | 92 | TehAsianator: Trust me OP, do NOT read this. I think I need to soak my entire brain in a gallon of bleach
loudflurball721: What was it?
thicmilkdani: https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/sickest-story-iv-ever-read-maggot-girl.406170/
loudflurball721: That is made up. For my sanity
thicmilkdani: Idk man
loudflurball721:... | 14 | 6.571429 | |
1638997225 | 1638997667 | t3_rc0v5n | t5_2to41 | 88 | vBricks: TIFU by exposing myself to my company commander and 1SG
So, this didn't happen today, but it's a funny story and it usually gets a round of laughs from whoever I'm telling, so I'm going to bring it to a larger audience.
Back in 2009, I was part of a training group with the US Army sent to Saudi Arabia to enga... | 4 | 22 | |
1638997942 | 1639000017 | t3_rc14ao | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding an elderly man's seemingly innocent FB faux pas funny
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andrewta: Honestly doubt that he is wanking off to them. Not sure why he’s tagging them. May not even realize what tagging really is. Older people click things without understanding what they are clicking.
See also the mom that ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
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warr3nh: If it keeps happening, the problem may be you
Connect-Zebra7173: I am pretty abrasive, so you're likely right.
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1639003917 | 1639088257 | t3_rc36yv | t5_2to41 | 24 | xaj13: TIFU by using my toothbrush after thinking it had been stained by charcoal toothpaste but it was definitely not
Ugh I'm embarrassed just to type this but basically I have an electric toothbrush that stays in the common bathroom. I live with my fiance & multiple guests are pretty much over all the time. We no... | 4 | 6 | |
1639004253 | 1639102486 | t3_rc3b0m | t5_2to41 | 349 | Myracast: TIFU by enthusiastically eating my pus
A few days ago, my thumb got really swollen. It looked like an infection but I didn't pay much attention.
Fast forward to today. It was a pretty fucking stressful day so I decided to spend my evening watching movies while binge eating my favorite sandwich: tomatoes, spi... | 6 | 58.166667 | |
1639008033 | 1639238003 | t3_rc4jsv | t5_2to41 | 13 | surematu22: TIFU by showing manga to my friends
Obligation, this didn't happen today but several days ago.
Me and my friends were talking about Anime, as most weebs do and the talk went over to voice actors.
I got curious and opened up a "Top 100 anime voice actors". Went through the list and saw Adolf Hitler as ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1639012342 | 1639065836 | t3_rc5yt2 | t5_2to41 | 110 | bigdaddybeavis: TIFU by helping my scumbag neighbor activate his phone
Obligatory didn't happen today but the repercussions of my stupid decisions are haunting me today. Last summer my alcoholic scumbag neighbor somehow procured a 'burner' cell phone and a pre-paid calling card with his welfare benefits. This guy is ... | 10 | 11 | |
1639011337 | 1639029508 | t3_rc5mwg | t5_2to41 | -14 | lovetrianglewsomeDV: TIFU: Im getting progressively less comfortable with my HR persons conduct and made a misstep that has to be addressed with them.
Late-Seaworthiness-8: First
Titanhopper1290: And we'll let the votes decide who gives a fuck.
sir_rodent: The council will decide his fate
CaptainCuul: I love democracy... | 5 | -2.8 | |
1639018126 | 1639076557 | t3_rc7t5m | t5_2to41 | 1,297 | Cut-Unique: TIFU: I potty-trained my cat, and she wouldn't stop flushing!
I live in a single-story house that has three bathrooms, one of which is a half-bathroom located off the laundry room. When I got my cat, I decided that I would have that bathroom be the "cat's bathroom", as it was out of the way and I wouldn't h... | 8 | 162.125 | |
1639019788 | 1639020164 | t3_rc8bxl | t5_2to41 | 54 | JBlooey: TIFU by blowing up a water bottle with 100+ psi
I'm a detailer at a small dealership in northern Utah. At my place of employment, we have an air compressor that surpasses 100 PSI (or about 690 KPA for you non-Americans) that we use to inflate tires or blow off more stubborn dust that can't be vacuumed or wiped... | 3 | 18 | |
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farbauti007: A giant black box fked your who life up? I'm thinking ya might be a little sensitive for NSFW titles.
DavidRooboxALT: ikr. OP is being silly.
farbauti007: Wait the post or the comment ? I assumed the comment due to the dwn vote.
DavidRooboxALT: I was agreeing with ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1639023478 | 1639025175 | t3_rc9fxw | t5_2to41 | 23 | Dr_Brown_Bro: TIFU by almost accidentally fucking my lungs up
So this happened yesterday. It had been about a month since I had cleaned my house so I decided to make a day and go all out with cleaning. I get to my bathroom and my shower floor and toilet bowl are pretty dirty. After scrubbing and cleaning it as well as ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
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abbydevi: Omg I get so scared that this’ll happen to me lol
baddspeler: Why would her mom show up at your house?
abbydevi: Oh
Well I don’t remember what OP said because it’s been deleted but
All moms scare me.
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Dietcokeisgod: You don't have this issue with toilet paper. Just sayin'.
wobluemoon: In some places toilet paper is really expensive, same with tampons and pads. Id make that sacrifice to survive.
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1639032203 | 1639094711 | t3_rcbuwb | t5_2to41 | 1,564 | GayFangirll: TIFU by sleeping with my sisters ex
I (16F) had sex for the first time with my sister's (14F) ex boyfriend (17M). Alot happened and he asked for my number after they broke it off my family sees me as a disgusting person yet my sister is a sexually active person while I had my first time with him, it went p... | 30 | 52.133333 | |
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Defiant_Bad_9070: You might have better luck in the romance department if you didn't confuse lust for love.
eurobikes: Yeeeep. But I have lusted plenty before. This was different.
Defiant_Bad_9070: It was still lust
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HardNoodleMaster: Save the big $ notes for yourself, and stop thinking so much holy shit you almost gave me depression anxiety and stress just from reading so much kak that you didn't ever have to consider.
The deed is done.
Money is gone.
Move on.
Ok_Professional_2483: R u South... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1639057632 | 1639123827 | t3_rci0ci | t5_2to41 | 17,207 | RollzRoiz: TIFU by meeting a very attractive girl and giving her someone else’s phone number by mistake
So I was climbing at my local gym today. I’m single and so when a cute girl comes at me with small talk, I’m eager to strike up a conversation. We get to talking and end up climbing together for the next hour or so a... | 14 | 1,229.071429 | |
1639059365 | 1639060061 | t3_rcik9b | t5_2to41 | 6 | FeelThePower999: TIFU by "fraping" a friend
Obligatory: this was some time ago now.
For those who are of a younger generation than myself, "fraping" means to take someone's phone and post things under their name. It used to apply to posting embarrassing Facebook statuses, but has since moved to mean any post under som... | 3 | 2 | |
1639063241 | 1639101962 | t3_rcjutz | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU by not engaging in further conversation with this cute librarian girl.
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DivineLinklady: It’s her job as a service worker to be nice and friendly. Def ok to chat more next time you’re there, but this is a trap u see many guys fall in to. She may have just been doing her job.
StrangledBySquidward... | 12 | 9.25 | |
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Aelinthali68: I'm guessing human isn't your first language?
CleanRoach: Imagine taking the time to actually post this and feeling cool
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1639064698 | 1639102688 | t3_rckc5p | t5_2to41 | 176 | dadasad2125: TIFU by being shy, indecisive and dumb and not realizing that the novocaine didn't take.
This actually happened today!
So I go to the dentist for an infection. I already had the tooth fixed, but I had to have a follow-up shot. The thing is, the dentist is sort of a family acquaintance and so he just told ... | 8 | 22 | |
1639068101 | 1639073342 | t3_rclioz | t5_2to41 | 20 | chipsahoycookiesa: TIFU going to college in Canada.
When I applied to colleges in 2020 I wanted to go to school somewhere far away because I was worried that going to a state school meant never leaving.
I had just moved high schools for my senior year and was incredibly lonely during the pandemic. It felt like all my ... | 4 | 5 | |
1639069142 | 1639072637 | t3_rclvs0 | t5_2to41 | 44 | throwaway3400000: Tifu by touching my penis with the hottest hot sauce I've ever eaten
I'll try to keep this short as my genitals are still on fire. So I'm sitting at work and I brought in my hottest hot sauce for the guys to try. (They didn't because they're chickens.) The sauce is da bomb beyond insanity around 1350... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1639071770 | 1639072624 | t3_rcmu9u | t5_2to41 | 25 | Sailingaway1342: TIFU by Not Properly Loading the Dishwasher
For the record, this was a couple of weeks ago and I'm just now feeling brave enough to post it about my dumbassery.
So, I (23F) live in a small 1 bedroom apartment with my roommate (23M), "Andrew". At the time of the lease, I was the only one with a steady ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1639072712 | 1639093738 | t3_rcn6b2 | t5_2to41 | 126 | F-Man_95: TIFU by not disabling chromecast on my Android TV box
Recently, I bought an android tv box. It works like a charm and I really like everything about it.. except one thing. Everyone that is connected to our home WiFi can cast to it. I'm honestly thinking about disabling it entirely so that nobody can do that. ... | 4 | 31.5 | |
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raven080068: Did she smoke some
Aggravating-Bear4789: Hopefully she does before I come back
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1639076540 | 1639082587 | t3_rcojv0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Lumpy_Time_8339: TIFU by pocket dialing a guest
Soo, I had a terrible day at work. I work in a convention center. Afterwards I was telling my GF about my day and described the group I had in as difficult, among other things.
Thank goodness I did not use more vulgar words (like I usually do) before my phone rang. It wa... | 4 | 5 | |
1639078524 | 1639092046 | t3_rcpa70 | t5_2to41 | 249 | My1stThrowAwayAct: TIFU By Getting Caught Drinking On The Job
This happened a week ago and I’m still feeling incredibly awful about it. Throw-away account for obvious reasons.
I have (well…had) the luxury of being able to work remote, which I clearly abused the privilege of. My job has some points in the year where th... | 8 | 31.125 | |
1639082403 | 1639270500 | t3_rcqpob | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nrqsb: TIFU by numbing my face and tongue with a combination of a Lidocaine-based patch and heat
This is a TIFU in the making. It all started last Friday and I'm still dealing with the consequences.
Last Friday I had a pulling & aching pain on my left shoulder and left side of my neck; similar to what you get for ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1639081726 | 1639122510 | t3_rcqgyc | t5_2to41 | 9 | doofusdog: Tifu: Wrecked my car and my ribs
Ok wasn't today but last week and I'm still feeling it.
So I was on a two lanes each way main road in my small city. Through the roundabout.. went to change lanes after... looked left to my mirror... nope a car there. Look back to front. Car stopped. Swerve. Up on the gras... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1639083579 | 1639165464 | t3_rcr459 | t5_2to41 | 11,835 | dannykins360: TIFU I jerked off too hard and broke my toilet
So for backstory, I’m 17 and I still live with my parents. Our house has 3 floors and they live on the top floor while I live on the bottom, so keep in mind they can’t hear any louder noises from my floor. So anyways, I was horny, so I started jerking off. no... | 15 | 789 | |
1639085754 | 1639094102 | t3_rcrwmr | t5_2to41 | 42 | capcomvssnk: TIFU by showing proof of vaccination
In the area I live in, we’re required to show proof of vaccination. I got my vaccine done through my company, and they didn’t provide a way to translate it to an app, so I just took a picture and saved it to my phone so I don’t lose it. I added it to my favorites album,... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1639089462 | 1639135495 | t3_rct886 | t5_2to41 | 4,152 | [deleted]: TIFU by stalking my dad
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Socolimes: He’s still a wild piece of shit for every bit of how he handled it.
SturgiesYrFase: Talk about a total lack of empathy for a fellow human. And one that grew up thinking they were their father no less. Might not have been bio-dad, but definitely blew his chance to ... | 7 | 593.142857 | |
1639090089 | 1639091526 | t3_rctfxr | t5_2to41 | 6 | millierichards23: TIFU: By being a stupid teenager
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HungaryToWinWC: Why is this a fuck up? Did you not enjoy it?
millierichards23: No because I was so young
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1639089926 | 1639116245 | t3_rctdzg | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by not confirming the physical address of a sexy dude
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HyperCasualListener: You’re like the devil. I insist you go back to a worthless place that you feel unsafe in. It’s only for the best. Besides, it sounds like he has a lot to offer
Diamondsfullofclubs: Is this humor?
HyperCasualListener: We... | 5 | 7 | |
1639091250 | 1639147463 | t3_rctup9 | t5_2to41 | 696 | Smirkydarkdude: TIFU by giving my wife a bag of rat traps and a dead rat for Christmas
So bit of back story - I'm a Canadian from Alberta Canada. We don't have any rats in Alberta. None. Only place on earth. Or at least that's the official government line. Any confirmed rat that's found must have jumped off a truc... | 6 | 116 | |
1639091310 | 1639091792 | t3_rctvfi | t5_2to41 | 35 | TIFUDonation: TIFU by donating to charity
I never expected to end up in here, but I guess it ends up happening to everyone. I'm using a throwaway account because my family knows my Reddit username and I still don't know how to tell them this.
​
So, every December, I have the habit of donating to a local ch... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1639091094 | 1639100687 | t3_rctsrg | t5_2to41 | 63 | CookieVonDoom: TIFU by asking a girl out I had previously saved from an angry taxi driver
The actual fuck up happened this previous saturday. Sorry for the wall of text. Tldr at the bottom.
So last friday I came home from my first D&D session ever. It was just after midnight as I was walking up a street near my ap... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1639091609 | 1639120225 | t3_rctz4e | t5_2to41 | 3,523 | Fleggy82: TIFU by getting a tattoo
Obligatory "this didn't happen today" and sorry for the length
So 2020 was a rough year for everybody and my wife (40f) and I (39m) were no different. We have 2 boys (12 & 9) and I work long hours from home (even before the pandemic) and she works retail. So home schooling was to... | 7 | 503.285714 | |
1639093932 | 1639100061 | t3_rcurv2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwaway1234455567: TIFU by Rushing to an Appointment
Tw: bodily functions
Using a throwaway because I'm incredibly embarrassed by this. I'm currently in college without a car, so I use the bus to get to my local doctor's appointments (I've got a condition that can't be checked up by the campus doctors). Right before... | 4 | 4.25 | |
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Idontknowurrname: You used a dildo that was covered in your husband's shit and didn't use proper toy cleaner and now your pussys on fire? Might be a combo.
Plavalaguna87: I don't care how clean it is. There should be a dildo for the backend and a dildo for the front.
ACERVIDAE: Th... | 10 | 162.1 | |
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TimeyxWimey: Don't you have a copy of the file saved on your computer?
I accidentally sent out a cover letter that was addressed to the wrong company once...and I actually got a call for an interview 😂
sparkyTheSnowman: I do, but as I said, I used the same .docx file. So All I ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1639104567 | 1639181203 | t3_rcy8e7 | t5_2to41 | 15,181 | TerpinOne: TIFU by unknowingly registering for a fast track doctorate program and destroying my life in the process.
This might be a happy fuck up, but it’s definitely a fuck up. I have cried tears of anger and relief today. I started my doctorate in January and have been plugging away at it ever since. At first it fel... | 13 | 1,167.769231 | |
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spudsbottom: Doesn't sound like your issue to me tbh. She was being immature af.
Neon_Camouflage: This. OP's wife is being more childish than their kid
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1639105404 | 1639107280 | t3_rcyiho | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting my aunt in the hospital.
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Noclue42AW: Go to an urgent care. I bet they will test. Or you can go to a pharmacy. The pharmacies make appointments for tests online and you drive through the prescription pickup window and swab yourself. Well. At least that is how it works where I live.
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1639105253 | 1639114436 | t3_rcygm8 | t5_2to41 | 65 | bedroom_strobes: TIFU by itching my foot
TIFU by *scratching* my foot
This happened a second ago:
I sleep like a contortionist meaning I usually sleep on my stomach, with my knee pulled up beside my chest. Tonight, my Honey happens to be sleeping naked with his back against my pulled-up shin. My foot itches, so I sli... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1639107333 | 1639139920 | t3_rcz5ex | t5_2to41 | 35 | Immediate-Celery6312: TIFU by leaving used condoms in my closet while away to college.
So this happened over the last couple months instead of today but still a fuckup. So in August I moved like three hours away to college, but I still have a girlfriend at home and we’re in a pretty serious relationship so I came home ... | 5 | 7 | |
1639107466 | 1639191736 | t3_rcz6vx | t5_2to41 | 85 | Ill-Ad-4144: TIFU by looking at my Facebook search history and seeing an ex's profile
I broke up with an ex (honestly I don't like calling him an ex cause it sounds derogatory) a week ago, so the wounds are still fresh. I was doing well moving on by keeping myself busy with finals and projects. I used the heartbreak as... | 4 | 21.25 | |
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Maximus_Aurilius97: You got suspended for that!? Damn. And at least if you KNOW your mom is gonna search your room then you have time to ditch anything else you may have in there.
iamverydumb_: i go to an upper class school that’s really strict about stuff like this
Maximus_Aurili... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1639114592 | 1639142407 | t3_rd1fge | t5_2to41 | 229 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking Japan's Coca Cola plus which ended with me shitting my brains out.
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penguintruth: You mistook the label. That’s Caca Cola.
closeafter: Well, they were out of Poopsi
Coffekid: And Dr.Prolappse
Extension-Camera3668: 7 down and Splat were in the next aisle
Coffekid: Lol
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1639118631 | 1639121837 | t3_rd2k3r | t5_2to41 | 80 | chrizzilla: TIFU by getting blackout drunk and texting my best friend asking for nudes
This happened last Friday, and she told me we're not friends anymore today.
Last Friday, I was working on my father's Eulogy for his funeral this weekend, as well as his memorial slideshow of life pictures. I got so depressed that I... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1639119348 | 1639149356 | t3_rd2qx5 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking a chance to kiss my crush
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PalmTreeDeprived: Yikes. Awkward, but possibly salvageable. Tell her, “about the other day… I do actually care. But I was hoping to at least take you on a date first. I’ve been thinking about asking you for a while but I was shy and an idiot. If I haven’... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1639120206 | 1639121354 | t3_rd2z9t | t5_2to41 | 43 | NuttyDuckyYT: TIFU by going into the men’s bathroom instead of walking to the second floor
Every other Thursday I attend this after school club, and Thursday that’s one of the only clubs there. So there really isn’t many people around, except for German club, construction workers, and the faculty setting up for the ba... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1639121009 | 1639205172 | t3_rd36st | t5_2to41 | 14 | MiszJones: TIFU trying to make a lady’s day, doing the opposite..
I was just at the Walgreens by my house grabbing an item and there was a beautiful woman in front of me. She looked to be about 8 months pregnant, so I wanted to compliment her on how amazing she looked. You know, just sharing good vibes. So I say “so wh... | 7 | 2 | |
1639124450 | 1639137414 | t3_rd40cd | t5_2to41 | 49 | raeflower: TIFU by discussing my salary
Technically last week but I’m just realizing the fuck up today.
So I’m an American teaching English in a country in Eastern Europe (Hungary) I am doing this through a program that matches you with a school, sets up an apartment, takes care of the bureaucracy etc. For all of the... | 7 | 7 | |
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Eenbeenmaster: Lol all the comments just be like
'Let's shit on OP'
But in all seriousness
Unfortunate that the dog isn't enjoying life and Unfortunate that you tried to make their life beter and they misunderstood what you were doing and took a nibble
Of i were you i wouldn'... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1639126139 | 1639208324 | t3_rd4ea2 | t5_2to41 | 312 | No-Acanthaceae941: TIFU by unfairly judging my first customers as "rude assholes" because they were ignoring me.
So I make my living as a bartender. My bar is in a pretentious Ivy League town. I've been doing this for better than 2 years so I'm pretty short on patience with people and probably overly sensitive to some ... | 5 | 62.4 | |
1639132648 | 1639141906 | t3_rd5x6k | t5_2to41 | 25 | epicbruhtime2020: TIFU by spilling beer on friend's expensive designer couch
So I was organizing a big international conference, lots of interesting activities during the day, very cool social events at night. Over the course of 4 days, I had about 3 hours of sleep on average because of all the errands I had to run. On... | 4 | 6.25 | |
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OkVolume1: I've heard of lighting a match, but burning the whole room down is a bit excessive.
Zealousideal_Log3759: That wasn’t part of the plan 😔
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RabidAcorn: Sounds like you'll be hitting the bricks looking for a new job soon.
Amazing-Service3477: Seems a bit excessive especially given I'm a model employee otherwise.
RabidAcorn: Ah so other than completely blowing off meetings without giving any notice you're a great employ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1639160458 | 1639172494 | t3_rd7fhr | t5_2to41 | 16 | VaterBazinga: I'm really glad I'm not the only one who realizes how fucked this thread is. I was so ready to go off.
calibraka: Yeah everyone here is just okay or in support of this what the hell? This is straight up torture and may damage someones health. How is this an acceptable punishment? How are people okay with ... | 12 | 1.333333 | |
1639159100 | 1639167793 | t3_rd7uh1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | GuiltRiddenMamaBear: I appreciate your perspective. With that said, I also had the right to request that she be banned from all IEP meetings. She was negative, inappropriate and downright mean.
As for being a Mama Bear - go after my kids like that, and I really don’t care where you’re at. She was toxic. But the very ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1639140017 | 1639159203 | t3_rd7rl2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | TheCreedLives: TIFU by blocking my girlfriend.
Firstly, I’m on mobile and this is my first post, so I apologize for any formatting errors.
This actually did happen today at about 1 AM. I work at a fulfillment center overnight and we aren’t allowed to have our phones out or have headphones in. Naturally, as I believe ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1639143294 | 1639146864 | t3_rd8s7f | t5_2to41 | 7 | george_simmons_: TIFU by eating roast beef and now my son thinks I'm crazy
tldrl; I love roast beef. It's delicious. It makes my tummy upset, and my son thinks I'm crazy.
Like the tldr says, I love roast beef. It's delicious. I eat it several times a day, and the last bite I take is always as delicious as the first bi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1639144252 | 1639197868 | t3_rd935d | t5_2to41 | 18,732 | 557473355346786: TIFU by having a horny reddit hookup
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LoopyFig: This is the wrong subreddit for this, but YTA. “I seriously need help and human connection. I am disclosing the worst thing that’s ever happened to me” “yeah shut up bout that shit and let’s fuuuuuuck”
thisisjaid: I shouldn't be surprised tbh, but... | 36 | 520.333333 | |
1639147007 | 1639155456 | t3_rda0p3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ok-Distribution7088: Your mum's relationship problems aside (her business, her choices, she will face the consequences), you really are here trying to discredit everything she has ever done for you? People seriously think raising kids is easy. She indeed has most likely made a lot... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1639147711 | 1639152606 | t3_rda9gn | t5_2to41 | 197 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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QuevedoDeMalVino: Your story as told doesn’t sound like a FU to me.
Either there is more background, or she has issues, or both.
user8263819: Exactly, like does he have a reputation of doing things like this a lot?? Cause then I could definitely see why she is upset
andrew2181: I... | 5 | 39.4 | |
1639152425 | 1639162111 | t3_rdbxjh | t5_2to41 | 19 | raving1010: TIFU but jerking off and getting deep cuts on my ass
**NOTE:** this happend over this summer.
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so as many teenage boys do was jerking off in the shower some times my hand gets tired for all that...uh...movement but most of the time i push myself to finish but it's very tiring. (not sure that... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1639152913 | 1639158640 | t3_rdc41o | t5_2to41 | 217 | Snoo-88061: TIFU by rubbing African balm (Aboniki) on my pussy
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Splyce123: The strangest thing about this story is that 15 year old Africans go to university.
Snoo-88061: I'm Nigerian. 16 is a normal age for University here
Splyce123: Sorry, I misread your post, forgive me. But still, that seems so young to be... | 6 | 36.166667 | |
1639156881 | 1639158843 | t3_rddlcs | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ok-North-9020: TIFU by getting glitter on my dick
This didn't stem from a sexual situation, but an nsfw nonetheless. I was actually making a gift for my neighbors. It was their marriage anniversary and we decided to gift them something handmade. We made use of glitter sheets to make their gift look shiny and pretty. N... | 7 | 2 | |
1639158551 | 1639158918 | t3_rde80h | t5_2to41 | 7 | SnooWithAPenis: TIFU by posting Snoo with a penis
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Mother_Low_9681: What did you smoke???
SnooWithAPenis: Straight battery acid
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1639164318 | 1639167096 | t3_rdgdht | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TuckerCarlsonsOhface: You didn’t realize the huge difference in the amount of ground covered between one step waking and one step running?
DoIKnowYouHuman: Do you think she’s the original “if a car travelling at 60 drives for an hour, how far has it travelled?” chick?
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1639162535 | 1639183107 | t3_rdfp73 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Aquariumpsychotic: TIFU by not drinking water
so this happened to me in high school. my dad brought it up the other day because the water bottle in my room was still unopened. I thought it was an interesting story so I would post it on here. In high school, I played water polo and was on the swim team. One day during t... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1639166524 | 1639167781 | t3_rdh6ya | t5_2to41 | 8 | UsedAnalLube: TIFU by getting used anal lube in my eye and swelling up like a balloon for a couple days.
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brittbelli: Pictures or it didn’t happen
UsedAnalLube: https://imgur.com/a/jsjvgoY
About 10 minutes after. It was swollen shut by the morning, I didn't take pictures of that though.
brittbelli: Omg I was ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1639163774 | 1639171212 | t3_rdg693 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking the internal network of my company
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mjrodman: What was it about a server that took down the network?
Aceramic: There are oh so many possibilities. File server, DNS server, Active Directory…. Could be a critical application, or a proxy/web filter…. If OP deployed the “patch” across t... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1639168070 | 1639232955 | t3_rdhs2k | t5_2to41 | 86 | girthegreat: TIFU, when I realized I threw away my pay card
So the company I work for does three types of payments. They do checks direct deposit and pay cards. I've been receiving checks and was expecting one this week. Monday I checked my mail and received one of those cards like green dot. I thought it was one of th... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1639169495 | 1639359103 | t3_rdib6r | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU by charging my iPad for the first time in a year
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theforceisfemale: Lmaooo turning on your iPad would NOT make your profile go back online. You have to open the app at the very least, if not actively sign into it.
GanGohsRemovedEar: Except, you don’t. It connects as soon as a device is on; oth... | 7 | 19.571429 | |
1639173876 | 1639188651 | t3_rdjxxp | t5_2to41 | 88 | NalAngel-Floofy: Tifu by screaming bloody murder in a highschool
Now this isn’t a long story but it sure was hilarious.
Tl:dr screamed as loud ad i could (after the teacher asked me too) in a highschool scaring administration
In english 11 right now we are reading macbeth. And (spoiler) we were reading the scene whe... | 4 | 22 | |
1639176000 | 1639178596 | t3_rdkq3b | t5_2to41 | 29 | Pretzelzandcheese: TIFU by allowing cheating to happen during a college exam
I’m a teaching assistant for a college class and one of my duties is to proctor the exams (along with the professor) but I also am in charge of collecting the exams and scantrons when people start to finish.
To set the scene, I sit up front a... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1639177414 | 1639255545 | t3_rdl8eb | t5_2to41 | 1,525 | caesar_rules_all: TIFU by sending a nude to my older brother
So l just came back home from the gym so, naturally I need to shower. I'm in the shower doing my thing, and then I got the bright idea of sending my partner a saucy video. It was pretty mild, considering I was just
lathering a certain appendage with soap, but... | 7 | 217.857143 | |
1639178947 | 1639230480 | t3_rdlquf | t5_2to41 | 2,011 | Public_Talk4969: TIFU accepting a fake job at a fake charity.
God, where do I even start with this.
I'm going to use fake names to protect the identities of people involved. There's currently an ongoing investigation.
I live in the UK. When I finished university, I wasn't too sure what I wanted to do with myself. ... | 6 | 335.166667 | |
1639179589 | 1639183843 | t3_rdlyv3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Lobasexhusband: TIFU by not drinking enough water
Alrighty everyone. Buckle down. So it’s a Saturday night and I’ve had a fairly busy day. Blistering heat working my ass off splitting wood and stacking it yada yada yada. Fast forward to around 7 O’clock and I’m inside having a shower. I get out dry myself off and get d... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1639181834 | 1639198558 | t3_rdmqlx | t5_2to41 | 19 | My_Name_Is_SKELETOR: TIFU by not gambling.
Happened just today. So at work, we have a lotto machine. I don't have a gambling problem but I do like to play scratcher tickets, more than Id like to admit. Only with spare money, though. Usually I play the same $20 ticket and get a small chunk of profit from time to time. T... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1639179732 | 1639186350 | t3_rdm0ky | t5_2to41 | 20 | mcdadais: TIFU: opening the door while my newly adopted cat was near.
Last night I adopted a beautiful wonderful cat. She was very shy and hid under my bed. So I spent 3 hours on the floor under my bed petting her. I thought we were bonding.
This morning she was meowing at me while I was getting ready for work. I thou... | 5 | 4 | |
1639183153 | 1639203552 | t3_rdn6sb | t5_2to41 | 18 | ekolis: TIFU by putting expired milk in my coffee
I like to put milk in my coffee; it mellows out the bitter flavor and cools it off a bit. So usually milk is good to drink for a few days past its expiration date, right? Well, not this time. This milk expired on December 6, and today's December 10. And for the past few... | 3 | 6 | |
1639189664 | 1639288201 | t3_rdpbwv | t5_2to41 | 27,380 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my professor think I want to sleep with him
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toungespasm: His significant other is probably telling him that he read the situation wrong as we speak
venom259: Or they're very happy about his loyalty and is possibly preparing to hunt OP down.
Vysokojakokurva_C137: “These college sluts!... | 15 | 1,825.333333 | |
1639189097 | 1639230918 | t3_rdp5gm | t5_2to41 | 11 | sticksy_boyyy: TIFU by accidentally throwing away my custom controller my friend made for me
for context, i am 16 and my freind is 19. I’ve known her since i was 9 years old, and she’s always been like my older sister. she’s never had a lot of friends because she’s known to get very angry very easily and explode on peo... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1639187520 | 1639223317 | t3_rdon2k | t5_2to41 | 7 | Katnis85: TIFU by being careless with a hearing aid.
TIFU by being careless with a hearing aid
Disclaimer this technically happened last night.
My son is 6. He has a hearing aid for one ear (he’s basically deaf in that ear without it). He hates wearing it but we have a rule he needs to wear it to school. If he ta... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1639192202 | 1639214372 | t3_rdq4ad | t5_2to41 | 11 | animenonymous: TIFU by insulting my (22F) boyfriend’s (24M) singing!
Some context to help understand why the insult mattered so much. My boyfriend of 1.5 yrs, loves loves loves music, and it means everything to him. He isn’t a singer though, music has just gotten him through some tough times. He sings like an average h... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1639194293 | 1639233527 | t3_rdqqz1 | t5_2to41 | 21 | iMissMyMsPotato: TIFU by passing a school bus with the stop sign out
This story starts out Wednesday. I had went to pick up some food that my cousin made for our family because my mom is really sick. I go and pick up the food and on my way home there’s a school bus driving in the opposite lane. I couldn’t tell how fast... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1639192858 | 1639219543 | t3_rdqbdo | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my sister watch some youtube videos on my Switch
This actually happened last week.I was watching my little sisters (11 and 9 y.o) at my place (I live on my own now). I tought I could safely leave them alone with my switch but I forgot that I have youtube with my account logged in, which me... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1639196059 | 1639264532 | t3_rdra56 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bostwickenator: Yeah you are overreacting.
Pristine-Ad-8554: Typical weeb reply
bostwickenator: OP talks about how he has a history of overreacting and how he screamed at his child for something he thought *might* happen in a video. I can't think of a better way to make that kid t... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1639197395 | 1639272497 | t3_rdroce | t5_2to41 | 263 | StcStasi: TIFU by thinking Reddit was becoming very British.
My Reddit feed has been full of British stuff.
I was thinking that the Brits must be really into it lately.
This has been going on for months..
I use the old style of Reddit, as in I opted out of the redesign, so sometimes I miss things because of that....... | 9 | 29.222222 |
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