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LyleBDamned: Geese don’t quack. Pointless story.
ScumbertDumbert: Nah it was just speaking duck. Bilingual geese are on the rise these days
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Mgl1206: I don’t think you F’ed up personally. I just think you got shocked and had difficulty trying to process what just happened. I doubt the lady even realized. But not saying “im sorry for your loss” isn’t a dick move in my opinion. Certainly it’s what strangers say when they... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1639204053 | 1639208981 | t3_rdtk1o | t5_2to41 | 1 | jcoffin1981: TIFU by being rude to another gym member
I weight train 2-3 days a week and went rather late tonight at 7:15pm is for my back and chest workout (gym closes at 9pm). I had just finished a chest exercise and moved on to pull ups. At the moment there are 3 members in the gym including me. A guy I've never ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1639206092 | 1639595585 | t3_rdu2yt | t5_2to41 | 173 | ireallyfdupthistime: TIFU by ordering a prostitute and now I feel horribly depressed and guilty
Me and some of my friends went to my friends place to grab some drinks and maybe chill for the evening. Well a few shots and beers later, one of my friends had this really brilliant idea to order a hooker, since we were all ... | 7 | 24.714286 | |
1639207680 | 1639208300 | t3_rduh3k | t5_2to41 | 93 | emshlaf: TIFU by washing my lady bits with peppermint body wash
My husband and I are out of town for a wedding and are staying at an AirBNB. It's a nice place; super quiet and cute. After a long car ride down, we took a dip in the hot tub before hopping in the shower. The only soap in the shower is a giant bottle of pe... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1639208957 | 1639258589 | t3_rdusbn | t5_2to41 | 9,709 | ColonelBadgerButt: TIFU by saying my female boss fucks everything.
I work in a place dominated by females. Of 135 employees there's 5 males, of which I am one.
Since it's Christmas we have a small game, where you're appointed a person to give small gifts and play small pranks on in the month of December. Nothing wild;... | 11 | 882.636364 | |
1639209550 | 1639213297 | t3_rduxcp | t5_2to41 | 5 | Far-Perspective-9639: TIFU by suggesting a “holocaust parody” movie to my European stepmother in-law
I(20) have been with my girlfriend(21) for 4 and a half years now and today I met her dad and stepmother for the first time (they live in Australia and we live in New Zealand). We were going to watch a movie (we did not... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1639210635 | 1639250301 | t3_rdv797 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a free cat
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Bucketdweller: Sanitary shave. Problem solved
peachyara: the issue is not the poop in her fur but the smearing
Bucketdweller: There is likely a strong correlation between the two.
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1639216244 | 1639220239 | t3_rdwiv9 | t5_2to41 | 88 | InvictusAnima: TIFU by falling off second floor Top Golf level, my first-time ever attempting to hit a golf ball.
First attempt at golfing went over like a pregnant pole vaulter. Story goes a little something like this:
Top Golf. Second floor. Me, wondering idly if the nets are there to catch clumsy fools who fall o... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1639220668 | 1639261540 | t3_rdxk6b | t5_2to41 | 649 | LuckyRoux89: TIFU by writing "creampied" on a work related paper
So I 29f work overnights at a warehouse on the safety team. One of my duties is going around the building to make sure all the bathrooms are clean, functional and stocked with paper towels and toilet paper.
For single toilet bathrooms if they're occupie... | 4 | 162.25 | |
1639227128 | 1639236889 | t3_rdz601 | t5_2to41 | 1,110 | throwawaydombf372: TIFU making my girlfriend ignore a text during her kinky birthday sex
I want preface this by making it clear I'm not just a shit boyfriend, I did give her an actual gift aside from sex, and this was based on her wants, not just me being horny.
I've been dating my girlfriend for 4 months now. We're b... | 9 | 123.333333 | |
1639228207 | 1639232454 | t3_rdzgok | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU badly
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xbloodreinax: This is why dating coworkers is not allowed in most places. You just need to tell him you're no longer interested.
Secret_Material_9164: Life lesson learned, I just don’t know how it will work. We aren’t dating, just talking and seeing how things goes but that was a deal b... | 11 | 2.818182 | |
1639228327 | 1639229481 | t3_rdzhwf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Former_Ad_1074: At least you’re self aware that means you can change.
Cyniex: I suppose, but that was what the majority of our last conversation was about, and i just ended up going off the deep end. I feel like asking for help doesn't work, all I'm able to do is just, be better, ... | 7 | 1 | |
1639234665 | 1639309546 | t3_re1g5g | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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_Im-_-Dead-_-Inside_: I dont get it
[deleted]: Ok. So I'm an idiot from time to time.
I liked a girl last year and still do, BUT, when she's near, I emotionally get cold (probably because of a traumatic event).
We have, in our classroom, a christmas gift exchange. We're all 16 b... | 8 | 16.25 | |
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djnehi: Oh, come one. That was funny. You just went up several points on the cool scale in his book.
IamaLuna-tic: I DID???? I DID NOT THINK THAT! okay see thats really cool, this is so cool. fuck yes
Fr0glol: Your 15? Damn i feel so old right now. You definitely were cool af, bes... | 16 | 329.0625 | |
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Specific_Sentence_20: I genuinely can’t believe someone can be so stupid as to do what you did.
Kudos to you though for being honest, for reflecting on it and posting it here to educate others.
bubi032: I truly am the greatest idiot
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1639238368 | 1639246490 | t3_re2n9t | t5_2to41 | 28 | ReesZRB: TIFU by realizing how horrible of a friend I am
I wrote this a week ago, was pretty hesitant on posting it. This is my first time writing something like this, so forgive me for my horrible story telling skills.
Let's start with a little background of my story and how I met my friend, let's call her "A".
&... | 4 | 7 | |
1639240447 | 1639300013 | t3_re3ckv | t5_2to41 | 265 | Bone_Her_Sauce: TIFU by trying to unclog my toilet.
So, for context, I have *diagnosed* OCD and a fear of poop. This story involved poop.
So, I sat on the toilet and did my business. Keep in mind, I have damaged bowel muscles and tend to be constipated quite often, so it’s not unusual for my poops to be large; This on... | 5 | 53 | |
1639297870 | 1639312725 | t3_re3ui7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | kushiyyy: Sorry to hear that and I see that my comment is wildly unpopular, but I stand by it.
No choice in the matter? They literally plan to kill themselves in a public place when they could do it at home. Imagine someone jumping off a bridge onto a highway and a car with family full of kids hit the person.
I do... | 10 | 0.9 | |
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Olianne: Respond with an apology and, just so she knows, your heart is hers to keep.
TheTricksterJesus: Should I apologize again today?
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1639244373 | 1639285930 | t3_re4o6i | t5_2to41 | 15 | IllBeUrFuturePres: TIFU by complimenting a friend's size in a speech
Starting with the obligatory didn't happen today disclaimer.
So, some context first: there's this is unofficial students parlement in my university that has no powers, it's just a long term model but I personally really like it.
Anyway in the trime... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1639246325 | 1639248665 | t3_re5btd | t5_2to41 | 14 | Turtlaaaaaaay: TIFU by getting scammed 4 times by one person, and undoing 4 years work fighting my depression.
TLDR at the bottom, and this occurred over about 2 weeks, but it came to its conclusion today.
As like many others on the internet, I’m depressed, have been for a while, but recently I’ve been doing a lot bet... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1639249587 | 1639266713 | t3_re6fur | t5_2to41 | 1,102 | RedFoxBlackSox: TIFU by following blood curdling screams
Hello Reddit. Obligatory this happened last night (Friday evening). For a bit of background, the pandemic altered my life path a bit and I’ve recently started working as a security guard for a college in my area. It’s not a bad gig, and I’ve just been promoted to... | 6 | 183.666667 | |
1639250196 | 1639251075 | t3_re6nb0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Darneezybaby: Wtf did I just attempt to read.
Fellow-Guardian: Thank you, I stopped reading it when the story wasn’t making sense to me
pulpyorangejuice19: Y’all attempted? Damn I didn’t even start after he said he was balding lol
Edit: the nearsighted comment would have made me ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1639250578 | 1639304566 | t3_re6rsh | t5_2to41 | 17,997 | 557473355346786: TIFU by having a horny Reddit hookup - Part 2
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SouthernSerenity42: This happened a few days ago and she’s hitting you with a positive pregnancy test? Things don’t happen quite that fast. Good luck with all this.
Easy_End2397: This.
Conception alone can take up to 5 days. Then the egg would need... | 11 | 1,636.090909 | |
1639250553 | 1639263041 | t3_re6ri0 | t5_2to41 | 80 | lightingnations: TIFU by forgetting my 8-year-old cousin likes to crawl under tables
Tonight was the last opportunity my family would have to get together before Christmas (some are headed overseas). There were nine of us in total, and my 8-year-old cousin insisted on sitting beside me because he knows I'm interested i... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1639250847 | 1639276468 | t3_re6v1x | t5_2to41 | 7,813 | deadface3405: TIFU by answering the phone and telling someone my dad died.
TIFU: By answering the house phone showing an unknown number asking for my step dad. Now for some context here even after his death last October(2020) we receive several telemarketer and scam calls asking for him, so when I answered I didn't th... | 11 | 710.272727 | |
1639257003 | 1639258121 | t3_re8x5d | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hnlPL: you just experience the only upside and downside of nofap
justabill71: Upside, downside, upside, downside, up, down, up, down, up, down, up down up down up down up down up down up down
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1639257754 | 1639335872 | t3_re964e | t5_2to41 | 822 | danielle-shmanielle: TIFU By eating a delta 8 gummy before work. Because I thought it was like CBD.
This happened yesterday. I work at a high volume gas station. I interact with customers all day taking orders, answering phones and making their food.
Earlier in the day I was at another local gas station and saw delta... | 7 | 117.428571 | |
1639257063 | 1639259287 | t3_re8xvt | t5_2to41 | 21 | The_Kraken1114: TIFU by not telling my childhood best friend I loved them sooner.
So, I had met my best friends when we were both kids, around nine and ten years old, and even from them we had been absolutely inseparable. I always thought they were the absolute coolest person in the world, even though we both realize n... | 3 | 7 | |
1639258818 | 1639286412 | t3_re9j0t | t5_2to41 | 1,853 | [deleted]: TIFU by formatting my cousin's laptop
A few days ago he called me and told me that he needs me to format his laptop and install some programs etc anyway today he came to me and gave his laptop then started explaining how "important" is the D drive and I shouldn't format it no matter what so I have to be care... | 7 | 264.714286 | |
1639261792 | 1639269402 | t3_reahal | t5_2to41 | 27 | Away_Panda1868: TIFU By Asking the Janitor to Clean my Litterbox
I know I know this sounds weird. But I just hate using the same toilet as other people; My boss got mad at me because I took too many bathroom breaks and I took that as my excuse. I snuck in a disassembled box and some kitty litter into my cubicle and... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1639264596 | 1639266666 | t3_rebdje | t5_2to41 | 30 | a-carrot: TIFU by losing $100 worth of Christmas presents
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
Look, I know $100 isn’t an absurd amount of money but I’m a broke high school senior who’s Christmas shopping for my parents and two siblings. I don’t exactly have a whole lot of money to spare, but I wanted to make what litt... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1639265634 | 1639333099 | t3_rebp7l | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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patienceisfun2018: >descendant-of-colonizers
Is that really where your brain goes when this happens? Yikes....
blackheartrobot: Maybe they are racist. One of those self hating types.
Hoshiqua: Aaand there it is. I simply tried to turn the "potentially perceived racism" of the ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1639267798 | 1639424604 | t3_recdhx | t5_2to41 | 187 | NotAMazda: TIFU by calling a complete stranger “babe”
I write for a local newspaper. Sometimes I’ll see photos people post in local Facebook groups around town, and ask whether I can use them for our paper since we’re understaffed. That way, we can get content for our paper and I don’t have to go running around like a ... | 4 | 46.75 | |
1639267498 | 1639278967 | t3_reca8j | t5_2to41 | 29 | hypertensivedoe: TIFU by eating half a pound of proscuitto
ADDING THE NSFW TAG SOLELY FOR VOMIT-
Obligatory "this happened many years ago" and im sharing it now because anime/comic book cons are coming back into swing, as a cautionary tale for children nearly as dumb as I was/am. Remember kids, wisdom and intelligence... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1639270643 | 1639275405 | t3_red8h4 | t5_2to41 | 30 | BreadfruitMajestic79: TIFU by telling my boyfriend about feelings of my childhood friend
First of all, english is not my first language, sorry.
Well, today my childhood friend (let's call him Jess) was a guest at my and my bf's house. I invited him and my boyfriend thought that it's a great idea. Jess moved in this co... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1639271782 | 1639299623 | t3_redlpr | t5_2to41 | 9 | dubsvision_: TIFU by asking my girlfriend to move out during quarantine
This is going to be very jumbled and I apologize but I'm at a loss of how to fix my fuck up.M(19) dating a F(20) At the beginning of quarantine I moved out of my mother's house because she was way too controlling and overall it wasn't a good place ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1639276723 | 1639286703 | t3_ref38u | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AquaSherbet: You know, maybe it’s just a generational difference or whatever, but there are some things you should just take to the grave.
Let it fester and develop into some sort of crippling addiction. Then it’ll become part of your personality. And one day, when you’re dead, ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1639277567 | 1639286107 | t3_refc0c | t5_2to41 | 3,540 | [deleted]: TIFU watching my sister lose her virginity
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WarDamnAlto: You didn’t FU, but the sister that keeps bringing it up needs to take a lesson
ShinesoBright34: You mean the autistic one?
WarDamnAlto: Absolutely. Disabilities aren’t excuses for poor behavior
TheDrunkernaut: The sex was the poor behavior, n... | 13 | 272.307692 | |
1639278895 | 1639280748 | t3_refq93 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the first IRL woman I've talked to in years a hyper sexually suggestive song
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McLabia: "I just got out of a 2 year relationship a few weeks "
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Already dating? Must not have been very serious.
Wkhdestruction: I had been feeling the need to leave maybe 3 or so months befo... | 6 | 0 | |
1639279696 | 1639352998 | t3_refygh | t5_2to41 | 261 | hexopuss: TIFU by almost getting killed because of my brand new (and first ever) tattoo
It all began 5 days ago. I have always wanted a tattoo. Many of my closest friends have several and are quite into tattoo culture and so it was encouraged. I figured it was to be the first of many so I may as well go big or go home ... | 12 | 21.75 | |
1639282446 | 1639284424 | t3_regr2d | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By Posting A Chat On Reddit
There's this girl, we'll call her Ann for reference. So I met Ann 3 years ago and I have been in love with her for more than 2 years, we were never in a relationship because I was moving away and we thought LDR wouldn't work out for us. But we were always in touch talking eve... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1639284508 | 1639314351 | t3_rehc4t | t5_2to41 | 31 | bombochido: TIFU sending the wrong message to the wrong person
I was about 19, young and having a difficult experience in my life. It was the summer and I went through a break up. It was a bit upsetting for 1 week but that’s it. I had great support in my friends. One of which was a female also my age. She was very kind... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1639285580 | 1639520919 | t3_rehn3j | t5_2to41 | 21 | ArcaneDuellist: TIFU by Using My AirBnB's Toilet
Obligatory this happened this past October. The vulgar part will be glossed over for sake of adherence to the rules. It's the non-vulgar consequences of this story that are so entertaining.
My wife and I, along with three of our friends took a weekend (Friday/Saturday) ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1639287250 | 1639330255 | t3_rei39y | t5_2to41 | 34 | FlanThief: TIFU by almost killing myself by chaining my tires
TIFU because I really wanted to see my best friend and thought I took every safety precaution but went so far I almost killed myself.
I am crying right now as I write is because the weight of what has happened in the past 12 hours is sinking in like poison.... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1639288920 | 1639346806 | t3_reijfc | t5_2to41 | 94 | RumsAndGuns: TIFU by ruining a young woman's story about how she got her name.
This happened a short while back.
I was sitting at a local bar casually chatting with other patrons and the bartender whose name was Haley.
I'm not exactly sure how the subject came up, but she told us a happy little story about how jus... | 10 | 9.4 | |
1639289467 | 1639291709 | t3_reioha | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NotMiloRN: This is a repost, and a bait. [Please stop reposting and get something original](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
cellcube0618: I closed the tab before it started playing 😎
NotMiloRN: Sorry it still counts, my link my rules
cellcube0618: 
N... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1639289737 | 1639295542 | t3_reiqxb | t5_2to41 | 9 | theelement92bomb: TIFU by clicking on a link for poultry neckwear in class
Isn’t it nice having professors that have those crazy thick accents so you can’t understand shit but they’re anal about attendance? Well, welcome to my life. So during that class period which is essentially just a hour long period to browse Redd... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1639291097 | 1639326349 | t3_rej353 | t5_2to41 | 1,558 | DumpsterPuff: TIFU by not listening to my teacher's advice, which caused me to get chased down by police
I'm in cosmetology school to be a barber. I've always had a really bad habit of being very disorganized when it comes to my stuff, like I was that person who would just stuff loose papers into my backpack rather t... | 9 | 173.111111 | |
1639295366 | 1639302522 | t3_rek4ty | t5_2to41 | 274 | bic_bic_bic: Tifu asking a kid to look for a chocolate bar in my vagina
We have a Christmas tradition where I write a daily clue for my kids to have a treasure hunt for hidden chocolate during the advent calendar.
Last night my youngest son (9) had a friend sleep over so I hid chocolates for them to find.
I have a b... | 6 | 45.666667 | |
1639299631 | 1639328204 | t3_rel4zj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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1selfharm: First, why do you want to stake her suddenly?
AcrobaticSource3: Maybe the ex recently turned into a vampire
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1639304079 | 1639305647 | t3_rem66g | t5_2to41 | 26 | deathofu6: TIFU by messaging my boyfriend from a fake account I made just to follow him
Soooo just about 2 hours ago, I was chillin doing my makeup and hopped on Instagram to snap a pic and send it to my boyfriend. I totally failed to realize that I was switched over to a fake Instagram I made to follow him a while ba... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1639305177 | 1639366471 | t3_remf16 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by overcoming my main phobia through an even worse (and now main) phobia
I had a tremendous phobia of needles/injections. They feel weird, I get paranoid about air being injected into my body, or making a crucial positioning mistake by pricking an artery or vein. It isn’t rational, and I almost faint ev... | 4 | 6 | |
1639309484 | 1639316711 | t3_renf49 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwawaybcstifu: TIFU by getting laid
So, this happened this Friday. But first of all some background info:
I am single since nearly three years and had a good time with myself etc.
Some time ago i met a girl (A) and we are connecting really good. We're completely on the same page in terms of mindset, activities, e... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1639311068 | 1639311353 | t3_rent8n | t5_2to41 | 21 | MaleficentSD: TIFU: I potty-trained my cat, and she wouldn't stop flushing!
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FusionChicken: No, you didn’t. You stole this post and didn’t even bother to change the title. It was obvious from your “edit” thanking people for the likes and awards… lmao, how pathetic.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rc7t5... | 3 | 7 | |
1639317241 | 1639348735 | t3_repg9z | t5_2to41 | 54,709 | Mapuches_on_Fire: TIFU by going on an antisemitic rant to my four year old.
This happened yesterday, but I didn't realize what I had done until this morning.
I was in the car running errands with my four year old son when he suddenly asks, "Why are some people Joul-ish on Christmas?" I vaguely remembered him watching ... | 13 | 4,208.384615 | |
1639320985 | 1639322246 | t3_reqm7y | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by flooding my bathroom.
I went to have a shower, but in my house the plumbing is shit so you have to let it run for a few mintues for even a hint of warm water (and also, water pressure fluctuates, will make sense later in the story).
I let the water run, and in the meantime, I was busting for a piss ... | 3 | 3 | |
1639320777 | 1639410201 | t3_reqjpy | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a Christmas paper plate in the microwave
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Squishi94: Not sure if it will help with the soot marks, but vinegar can help with smell
RedditAdminMod69: Thanks. I’m willing to try anything at this point.
Squishi94: Np, had a coworker microwave easy mac with no water... this trick helped... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1639322142 | 1639324784 | t3_rer075 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching grass
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Effin_Kris: What in the fuuuuuck did I just read
ThePresidentsNipples: Ai?
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1639324739 | 1639403666 | t3_rerup7 | t5_2to41 | 2,034 | [deleted]: TIFU by having fun with a bar of soap
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Reddit-username_here: Lol, any guy who's used shampoo to do the deed knows exactly what pain you're describing.
Prestige_Kaisa: Actually I did it pretty offen and never had any pain?
Reddit-username_here: You never had any get into your urethra?
Prestige_Kaisa:... | 8 | 254.25 | |
1639325308 | 1639326397 | t3_res1zl | t5_2to41 | 118 | Kaprisas: TIFU by going commando during a football match
So today I got invited by a group of college friends to play football and when I mean friends I mean "friends" as in we only share some things in common but don't see each other at all other than football, everything was going fine and I even managed to get invit... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1639326973 | 1639327434 | t3_resmih | t5_2to41 | 25 | rslashcallousheart: TIFU By Head-Butting My Boyfriend In The Face
This happened last night, and I’ve apologised to my boyfriend several times, and he keeps saying not to worry about it, but I still feel really bad about it.
I (22 AMAB NB) and my boyfriend (23 M) have been dating for just over six months. We started da... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1639326078 | 1639358590 | t3_resbd8 | t5_2to41 | 56 | goldenoptic: TIFU by downloading a discontinued PS4 demo
The FU started in June. Finally came to a head Friday. So the Silent Hills PT trailer got taken from the PS store before I even had a PS4 but luckily for me. I had downloaded it on my account because my nephew had a PS4. So I found a way to force download it to m... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1639328329 | 1639329503 | t3_ret352 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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danzgeturmanz: I think thats absolutely something id say during sex with no regrets.
SoyMurcielago: I mean if they can call us daddy… lol 😂
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1639328558 | 1639329621 | t3_ret6c9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | elendandvin: TIFU by making me and my girlfriend rub icy hot on our assholes
I have been suffering from really bad hemorrhoids for 2 weeks. After I went to the doc and started getting better I was telling my girlfriend the story about how I rubbed icy hot on my balls. I was 13 and I was at my friend's house. They were ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1639329110 | 1639329801 | t3_retd8d | t5_2to41 | 56 | MountainDude95: TIFU by thinking my parents wouldn’t allow me to have a social life in high school.
Obligatory this wasn’t today, but over a period of years growing up.
I (26M) was raised by pretty conservative parents. We were very family oriented, and lived out on a rural farm. From sixth grade on, I attended a scho... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1639329848 | 1639372783 | t3_retm9s | t5_2to41 | 178 | L4sgc: TIFU by getting frisky in the shower
I'll start by acknowledging that even though this happened to me last night, I know I've read other tifu posts about this, so I guess my first fuck-up was thinking it wouldn't happen to me.
I was showering with my fiancee and suggested we partake in a rather deep cleaning. T... | 8 | 22.25 | |
1639322706 | 1639340407 | t3_rer6ua | t5_2to41 | 6 | yesimhidingand: TIFU by getting some from a hot girl off of Hola... Over insta
So I (M21) met my friend of 5 years (M24) (whom Ive possible only at most video called) and went drinking. Well the night ended earlier than expected due to C19 and we had to uber home. When we got home we just chilled next to the toilet tak... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1639334639 | 1639336710 | t3_revb46 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Shibefield: Dude was 40, trying to convince a 23 year old that he was full of experience and it would be the best sex (basically creep) then when she was putting the condom on him he came instantly and she laughed and said she ha... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1639335058 | 1639410947 | t3_revgbs | t5_2to41 | 3,698 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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EskimoMedicineMan: They’re having a wedding on a Tuesday?
Pyroluminous: This sounds like you didn’t connect that with 8 billion people on this planet, weddings occur multiple times every day, everywhere.
EskimoMedicineMan: This sounds like you didn’t connect that I had probably co... | 12 | 308.166667 | |
1639336004 | 1639336335 | t3_revsv5 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Douchebigalo973: Christmas themed. Gingerbread man, Christmas tree, candy canes, santa
Douchebigalo973: https://www.loveambie.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Christmas-Nails-Christmas-Themed-Nails.jpg
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1639337112 | 1639344018 | t3_rew6rx | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwawaydemigoth: TIFU by Watching The Handmaiden loud enough for my Korean neighbour to hear it.
So context I (19ftm) just moved into a new neighbourhood with my (20m) boyfriend. Its important to note I am able to hold a basic conversion in korean as I've been studying it for about 3 years at this point. I also live... | 4 | 3 | |
1639335399 | 1639343385 | t3_revkig | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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1234cantdecide121: What kind of teacher lets the students mark their own shit.
Pain4444: In Japan kids going into different university will give them self assessments. To see if they have any business applying to that school
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1639342726 | 1639367034 | t3_rey508 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cepheids: There are 2755 billionaires in the world, odds are you are exaggerating.
cepheids: I'm not saying your story is not real, but billionaires don't stay billionaires if they behave like you described. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn't have poor friends because I will make... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1639343443 | 1639545621 | t3_reyegn | t5_2to41 | 1,051 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BYEenbro: Another sex before marriage gone wrong story. r/tifu in a nutshell
Chackaldane: Yeah much better to wait and be horrible at sex when you get married and probably fail miserably at pleasing your wife since if you have views like this I highly doubt you have looked into ho... | 7 | 150.142857 | |
1639346248 | 1639349264 | t3_rezdbh | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Snaefellsjokul: I have never thought of mangos like that but more power to you! Don’t worry about it.
OriginalPugsly: Mmmmmm, mangos.
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1639349181 | 1639429129 | t3_rf0dvn | t5_2to41 | 19 | The_Brayman: TIFU by draining my transmission fluid instead of oil
So my dad, uncle, and I were going to do the first oil change on my car. My dad was looking for the port and pointed it out to me. I thought it looked a bit different to other cars but didn't say anything as they kept talking about the weird layout of t... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1639352317 | 1639443617 | t3_rf1gkl | t5_2to41 | 485 | Strevnik: TIFU by setting off a fire alarm in a mall that had to be evacuated
I work as a part-time cashier in a pretty huge mall. It was during the rush hour that I went on a break to vape. Our smoking room has been recently rebuilt to a covid-testing space so smokers were ordered to go outside where trucks with goods... | 7 | 69.285714 | |
1639356937 | 1639434679 | t3_rf2ytl | t5_2to41 | 11 | neck-tattoo: TIFU by giving a reddit post award, then needing to flag it
heart-warming tale, tugged at the heartstrings, lots of awards.
me too. i will award it too, i will award it with the last little bit of my award coins this run and make it count. i try to give genuine awards, who don't?
wearing is caring
uh, w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1639358103 | 1639362806 | t3_rf3d0o | t5_2to41 | 20 | ThrowAwayGirl92a: TIFU I got got angry at a girl for 'outing' me in front of a social group.
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ArmadilloDays: I dunno if it means anything, but I don’t assume everyone who goes to a gay club is gay.
I absolutely understand why you feel outed, and I’m sure some folks made assumptions, but if the one doing the... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1639359132 | 1639417767 | t3_rf3p9k | t5_2to41 | 486 | Ok-Praline-2940: Tifu by taking some of my brother’s Vyvanse.
TLDR at the bottom. I’m still slightly recovering so this very long.
So it’s finals week and I get absolutely nothing done. I procrastinate on all of my projects and have tons of fun. I go to a concert, and spend my Friday at a bar. I even skipped school F... | 9 | 54 | |
1639359287 | 1639410331 | t3_rf3r5f | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by mocking a guy with CP accidently
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YourStreetHeart: I’d pull the guy aside and tell him what happened.
Thinking co-workers are mocking your disability sucks (personal experience). Let him know what really happened and that you’re sorry you didn’t explain it in the moment, but you need him t... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1639360464 | 1639412901 | t3_rf44p9 | t5_2to41 | 1,080 | biting_ice_cream: TIFU by getting caught orange handed
Ok this is a literal today one. Staying at a friend's house out of state and was kinda lit and thought rubbing one out in bed was a great idea. I found some Jergens in the bathroom and cranked one out.
Woke up, showered, was brushing my teeth and thought my right h... | 7 | 154.285714 | |
1639365318 | 1639367192 | t3_rf5q0m | t5_2to41 | 4 | dp98milo: TIFU by using the nickname “little guy”
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mike_pants: > We had a good laugh about the whole thing and without question finished the deed.
So let's discuss how people actually talk when they aren't making things up, shall we?
This is making me long for the literary prose of the Penthouse Forum.
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1639368066 | 1639369573 | t3_rf6l7l | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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McIntyre2K7: Watch your in-laws are going to be upset because you didn’t offer them any lol.
elpatio6: I had that thought as well!!
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1639371868 | 1639454797 | t3_rf7rtv | t5_2to41 | 1,669 | an_angry_beaver: TIFU by donating my stimmy to charity
Not today but about 19 months ago but I'm still facing the ramifications today.
Some background: I'm not rich but thanks to scholarships and family, I don't have student debt and live a comfortable middle-class life. I was also fortunate to not have my work impac... | 8 | 208.625 | |
1639372999 | 1639374947 | t3_rf846y | t5_2to41 | 9 | 1KindStranger: TIFU By being the champion of hide and seek.
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auntiepirate: Oedipus fucked his mother. Icarus flew too close to the sun. Do not want to get those two mixed up.
1KindStranger: Oops
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1639365059 | 1639428897 | t3_rf5mxm | t5_2to41 | 164 | Little0rcs: Tifu by sledding on the wrong hill
Obligatory did not happen today, this was 2 weeks ago. TLDR at the end.
So we finally got a day warm enough to go sledding, and I live like 2 blocks away from a large hill with a nice jump. So me and a few people grabbed our sleds and headed to the hill. We all knew that ... | 8 | 20.5 | |
1639387507 | 1639389484 | t3_rfbv0r | t5_2to41 | 353 | TheLoneJakalope: TIFU By Not Wearing A Motorcycle Helmet
I was told that I should post this story on reddit: Almost 20 years ago, when I was 16, my main mode of transportation was my motorcycle. I always wore my helmet. The cold weather and wind did not bother my allergies whenever I wore my helmet.
Enter Sydney. She... | 3 | 117.666667 | |
1639377706 | 1639414400 | t3_rf9f0l | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by procrastinating and getting a failing grade
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MyCork: Ay, at least I’m not here. I’ve got a presentation in about 6 hours, that was technically due a week ago, that I haven’t started to write, that I haven’t read the book for, that I skipped school Friday to start but did nothing the whole da... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1639392694 | 1639411653 | t3_rfd3kc | t5_2to41 | 463 | VinnieALS: TIFU by asking my teacher how could I use her booty
Obligatory disclosure: this happened a couple of years ago, English is not my first language, and I’m on the cellphone.
When I was about 17, I was planning to move to study in Canada and so I enrolled in an English class to practice for the IELTS (a langu... | 7 | 66.142857 | |
1639391874 | 1639394880 | t3_rfcwg3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: How do you sleep through alarms?
dekabreak1000: College life
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1639390841 | 1639421597 | t3_rfcndr | t5_2to41 | 5 | RenektonEUNE: TIFU by dreaming about a girl
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Familiar_Director_27: Did you play too much Ahri or Evelynn?
RenektonEUNE: I mained eve 1 year ago..
Familiar_Director_27: Experiencing the side effects now
RenektonEUNE: I guess :(
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1639400976 | 1639435566 | t3_rffdf6 | t5_2to41 | 11,777 | redroyalcucumber: TIFU by getting caught masturbating in front of the headquarters of a beer company.
This happened about 10 years ago ( I was 14 at the time).I was working as a part time job on summer in a lumberyard. Being a 14 year old horny boy, nature was calling me once more to fulfill my daily duty of jacking o... | 13 | 905.923077 | |
1639403532 | 1639408045 | t3_rfg6v3 | t5_2to41 | 1,491 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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akennelley: Did she chase you out of the house with her Flip-flop?
ricuno: ~~Flip-flop~~ chancla
Pratheek_Kachinthaya: Chappal in India
Elit_Akarsh: Emotions right there
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1639404208 | 1639425529 | t3_rfgf2z | t5_2to41 | 68 | themysteryoflogic: TIFU by cooking my bratwurst by mistake.
You know what I specialize in? Clam chowder, it's the best. Might just be because I make homemade bread bowls, from scratch, to eat it from. SO GOOD.
Anyway, I'm making soup, bread's in the oven, yadda yadda...oh, what's that? The timer went off? Time to pull... | 8 | 8.5 | |
1639405195 | 1639408931 | t3_rfgrhv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Hitmanglass_: you're stupid af red flag are shown and you still kept pushing? what were you looking for?
North_Advisor_9999: Yes let’s blame her for him being a garbage person. Classic.
Jicand: He’s a garbage person, she’s an idiot for giving in instead of blocking him
North_Advis... | 5 | 1 | |
1639405509 | 1639410432 | t3_rfgvf1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | 77febru: TIFU by being very insensitive to my friend who actually just needed some sympathy
My friend and her BF (Anne + Brad) have been together for 8 years. Anne and I have been friends since HS, but since we both are in a relationship for quite some time, the boys have become friends as well. We see eachother about ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639405703 | 1639431547 | t3_rfgxsa | t5_2to41 | 2,553 | Frangar: TIFU by misunderstanding my allergy test.
So starting about two months ago, I developed a full body, 24/7, burning itch. No visible rashes or anything of the sort. Obviously the first reaction (ayy) is to assume it's an allergic reaction, but I'd made no changes to my diet, detergents, haven't been anywhere ex... | 10 | 255.3 |
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