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1639408713 | 1639438290 | t3_rfi0j6 | t5_2to41 | 194 | hotdogpapa: Tifu by misgendering a customer
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AtomBubble: You’re fine. These people give the entire LGBTQ+ community a bad name.
Konkuriito: How would they give LGBTQ+ people a bad name? There is nothing that seems to indicate that they are LGBTQ+ in any way?
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1639413749 | 1639418239 | t3_rfjxi9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Toopster906: Someone I know got a parasite from not washing their water bottle for too long. I think of that every time I’m tempted to be lazy and just refill my bottle.
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Toopster906: Not really, it was my husband’s boss and I didn’t press her for deta... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1639417001 | 1639418623 | t3_rfl7tk | t5_2to41 | 45 | antifading0: TIFU by nearly dying twice during a field exercise
So first off on mobile please excuse errors. Also this happened a few years back but I wasnt on reddit then.
So I was in the field with my unit in lovely fort carson Colorado. I was by no means new to this and was just wasting time in between shifts when... | 3 | 15 | |
1639418503 | 1639420809 | t3_rfltlp | t5_2to41 | 28 | plutocracytv: TIFU by assuming a customer knew to bring a receipt for a refund.
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twotall88: This isn't your F-up. It's common knowledge to require your receipt except at places at HomeDepot.
flambethegreat: I've been yelled at because "Nobody told me I couldn't return clearance items!"
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1639419812 | 1639420763 | t3_rfmc7a | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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foxfireKO: Sounds like you need some productive hobbies.
[deleted]: I agree! Now like my comment please :)
foxfireKO: Your first response was telling me off. You have since deleted and came back with this. You don't get to tell me what to do, bud... welcome to the lawless wastelan... | 5 | -1.4 | |
1639420259 | 1639426879 | t3_rfmif2 | t5_2to41 | 167 | CTopherSB: TIFU by buying tickets through vividseats
This actually happened yesterday when I was buying tickets for me and my friends to go to the Chiefs game. I had a bunch of tabs open because I was constantly checking the falling prices trying to get lower bowl tickets for the best price. I found a set of four in th... | 7 | 23.857143 | |
1639423880 | 1639598412 | t3_rfnwb1 | t5_2to41 | 67 | CDH5x3: TIFU by looking at a girl's IG story
Let me give you a little bit of background first:
Back in Autumn 2012, I noticed this girl in a high school Math class. I thought she was pretty, so I flirted with her. Initially, she thought I was smart and funny. She seemed OK with the advances at first, but this feeling ... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1639424402 | 1639428747 | t3_rfo3pp | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an attention seeking fool.
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Shenanigamii: TIFU by reading this
deejflat: Lmao me too
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1639425826 | 1639453222 | t3_rfonvz | t5_2to41 | 1,417 | jpeezey: Tifu when I assumed a coworker was making an innuendo and addressed it.
I was conversing with a friend at work about ordering food, specifically discussing the ethics of changing or making substitutions for items on the menu, when a third coworker I do not know very well entered the room. They caught the end ... | 8 | 177.125 | |
1639359400 | 1639440644 | t3_rf3shb | t5_2to41 | 17 | 1136678: TIFU by underestimating the might of manzano peppers
The week prior to a certain work, Christmas party, my mind was filled with the excitement of all the types of food I could contribute. After much consideration, my mind finally decides on picante sauce. It's kind of like salsa, basically.
I have no idea ho... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1639427408 | 1639479791 | t3_rfpa02 | t5_2to41 | 70 | RedTheWorm: TIFU by having my school guidance counselor read my 67 page long "not safe for a school environment" story.
So I (13M) have just come back from school and I am currently writing this in fear. (Also on phone so sorry for weird format)
A few months back our English teacher gave us a "Narrative Essay" assignm... | 7 | 10 | |
1639429342 | 1639451956 | t3_rfq1gf | t5_2to41 | 27 | mikeoxmalss: TIFU by not showing up to school like I had planned on
So I'm in high school and a few days ago I had just got back from a 2 week vacation. And I talked to a teacher trying to make up, and I was suppose to come into school early to make up some work. (7:15 am). However I completely forgot about it. This wo... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1639430716 | 1639435866 | t3_rfqktn | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU: I got scammed when trying Bitcoin investing for the first time
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zaku49: If I were you I would start with stocks, give Robinhood a try, it's much safer.
Slimysalaman: Terrible advice. Trading individual stocks is almost a guarantee to lose money for the average investor.
zaku49: Well I did it a... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1639433576 | 1639434386 | t3_rfro2o | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway209531: TIFU by ruining a friendship with somebody who has an autistic brother
This is a throwaway, mostly because I don’t want this on my main account. 

I used to hang out with a group of guys, they were your stereotypical asshat hockey dudes. One of them grabbed my volleyball in the halls and held... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1639435363 | 1639456830 | t3_rfscln | t5_2to41 | 7,761 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jeebandarthur: This was a reddit hookup right? What are the odds she's reading all of these and planning her next move accordingly...
Jrsplays: Yeah I've been wondering (assuming this is true) - why you be posting on Reddit about it my guy?
ULTIMATEORB: Attention. Average age of r... | 9 | 862.333333 | |
1639435288 | 1639530283 | t3_rfsbmo | t5_2to41 | 208 | Yeetus-deletus183: TIFU by frying my Grandma’s IPhone 7
No, not frying as in frying a chicken. Let me explain. My Grandmother had short battery life on her iPhone 7 and I volunteered to fix it for her. I ordered an aftermarket battery thinking it would be suitable for it. Days later, when it arrived to the house, I imm... | 6 | 34.666667 | |
1639437171 | 1639437862 | t3_rft0dr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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UltraPlayz6: Ps: if you pinch your nose together it will stop your urge to sneeze
Regrets-of-age: The pain signal overrides the sneeze signal. I bite my lower lip.
UltraPlayz6: I don’t get pain from it
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1639439206 | 1639441996 | t3_rftqlv | t5_2to41 | 7 | haybati: TIFU by suddenly wearing an underwear.
So actually it was 3 years ago. i was 19 and so so horny at that time, please dont blame this on me.
It was a nice evening, my family went to our grandma's and i left alone in the house -- not actually alone, we have an old maid, very nice polite old lady. She's livin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1639443333 | 1639445925 | t3_rfv0ns | t5_2to41 | 22 | POKEGAMERZ9185: TIFU By Calling My Teacher A Vulgar Word
All right. Here's a story from back when I was in High School. I had a teacher whose last name was Bates so we all referred to him as Mister Bates. Here's where the FU happens. This teacher happened to be 1 of my favorites throughout High School so I decided 1 da... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1639443789 | 1639446029 | t3_rfv6bx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SqueefyPassage: Atleast she didn't ask if you needed any help with anything.
ArtisteArtiste: His arms weren’t broken so she didn’t need to
SqueefyPassage: What if she was wondering if her being helping would COME IN HANDY though?
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1639445162 | 1639484126 | t3_rfvma0 | t5_2to41 | 813 | srtipy_and_pink: TIFU by having sex in the dark
TIFU by having sex in the dark
Ok so it’s 1:14 AM right now, in exam week, and this just happened within the last half hour.
So my boyfriend and I had a quickie earlier today. We didn’t do a huge amount on the foreplay side of things because it’s exam week, we don’t ... | 7 | 116.142857 | |
1639446188 | 1639568074 | t3_rfvy75 | t5_2to41 | -8 | charliethepoopmaker: Tifu by disabeling my boss
Ok so quick note, this didnt happen today this happened years ago when i was 15 and had a job at a hairdresser as a “sweeper boy” (idk what other term i should use but it seems fitting)
Also my boss is this very nice old lady who isnt the lightest of people, anways onto t... | 5 | -1.6 | |
1639448373 | 1639452262 | t3_rfwo55 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hills_for_breakfast: “…I was just making basic ass bread…looked absolutely horrible…tastes like hot garbage…”
I would expect ass bread to look horrible and taste like garbage. So then where’s the FU?
AcrobaticSource3: I want to shove my nose in two plump loaves of ass bread!
wick... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1639451861 | 1639455597 | t3_rfxtd8 | t5_2to41 | 76 | gdwoyuncee: TIFU by sending nudes to my cousin
So today I took a nude picture, of very explicit material. And I went to send it to my boyfriend. But instead of my boyfriend I accidentally clicked my cousin‘s name and sent it to her. I am also a girl, and an adult, but this does not make it any better. Luckily she is an... | 9 | 8.444444 | |
1639455660 | 1639539339 | t3_rfz0fe | t5_2to41 | 4 | minicowsrcute356: Tifu when I probably illegally passed a school bus.
Tifu but let me preface this by saying I’m incredibly confused and upset. I don’t need the “you could have killed someone” talk. I’m certainly being very hard on myself and don’t need to hear that. I live in PA and today I was leaving for work and h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1639455800 | 1639615632 | t3_rfz1zr | t5_2to41 | 22,012 | abbycoves: TIFU: Hitting a dab pen on a first date
I (18F) met this girl (22F) on bumble, and we agreed to meet up for a smoke/brunch date. I am no stranger to smoking, but I am far more used to joints and pipes, not bongs and dabs (her methods of choice). Despite my inexperience, I, the ever versatile, was not swayed.... | 14 | 1,572.285714 | |
1639459149 | 1639533168 | t3_rg02jn | t5_2to41 | 39 | DPbam11: TIFU by sending a shrunken head to my neighbor’s house.
So I had gone on an oddities website to find something weird for my wife as a Christmas gift (we both love weird/spooky things), and I found a shrunken head replica. Perfect! Boom, ordered, and will even be in well before Christmas. Fast forward to today ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1639461194 | 1639461932 | t3_rg0n7c | t5_2to41 | 72 | xlallielx: TIFU when I agreeded to watch my coworkers dog when she went out of town
This happened Friday but the Reddit Bots took it down for not posting in the right format:
Last week my coworker, we’ll call her Jane, asked me to watch her dog while she went with her bf to his sisters wedding. Jane’s only worked with... | 4 | 18 | |
1639462696 | 1639463726 | t3_rg123x | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my ex blow me
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Hour_Ad6324: Bro, y'all had a moment. It's ok. Now be a good lad and buy her dinner.
JuiceBox1997: I will, kinda hard to do dinner at 130am
Hour_Ad6324: Taco stand my guy
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1639455564 | 1639490648 | t3_rfyzdg | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by stubbing my toe so hard that it bled
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randyfromm: Next time, call a toe truck.
kiTtY9837: 
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1639465054 | 1639484797 | t3_rg1nye | t5_2to41 | 4 | Independent_Ad5820: TIFU by telling my s/o I still have left over feelings for my ex
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shouldidrophim: hi bestie slightly confused about your partners pronouns as they continue to change but also there are some things you can tell your therapist and not your SO
Independent_Ad5820: Did it? I wrote it when I was ... | 4 | 1 | |
1639469443 | 1639471778 | t3_rg2qs9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Rude_Injury_8911: TIFU I got my Pfizer booster shot 3 months after my 2nd dose
I saw that the vaccine center was offering booster shots so I said hey why not. I went there with my vaccine certificate, they did all the administrative stuff, no one said anything, and I got the booster shot. Everything was going great, wa... | 6 | 3 | |
1639465059 | 1639478077 | t3_rg1nzs | t5_2to41 | 95 | Rashere: TIFU by locking my whole family out of our new house
This actually happened a few months ago, but still stings…
After many years of saving up, my fiance and I were finally able to buy a house. Tons of paperwork and eye-watering cashier’s checks later, we have the keys. First order of business is to change the... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1639474534 | 1639521733 | t3_rg3xka | t5_2to41 | 55 | ChaoticForkingGood: TIFU by accidentally signing myself out of a hospital against medical advice
Don't make big decisions on morphine, kids.
An urgent care sent me to the ER yesterday at 3PM due to some severe symptoms that could possibly have been either Afib or a pulmonary embolism. (I have a history of PEs. The ... | 5 | 11 | |
1639466011 | 1639585406 | t3_rg1ww1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | FluffieOwlet: TIFU but forgoeting to put sunscreen on
So.. I'm going to preface that by say please always slip,slop,slab when dealing with the Australian Sun.
So this started on Sunday, It was my eldest birthday and we were going to our local pool for a pool party. Put sunscreen on the kids and went to the bathroom to... | 5 | 11 | |
1639482807 | 1639491501 | t3_rg5w4l | t5_2to41 | 7 | DontDrinkGuy: TIFU by drinking alcohol
This happened yesterday, actually it started the day before yesterday but the incident happened yesterday. Also this is a throwaway account for no reason at all.
So my father went to a relative's wedding for 3 days(on Sunday). I (17M) thought that I must do something that I can't... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1639489942 | 1639494018 | t3_rg7y1q | t5_2to41 | 63 | NoCamerasAllowed: TIFU approaching a homeless man with my camera
I'm sharing my [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ohhksv/tifu_being_in_an_old_age_home_with_my_camera) simply because I'm using the same throwaway account for the same reason I used it before.
As a news cameraman I get exposed to a b... | 3 | 21 | |
1639492849 | 1639518956 | t3_rg8vjp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling down the attic steps
This happened yesterday but I’m still feeling the pain.
Yesterday, I went up to get something from the attic and had to pull down the ladder to get up to it. Think the attic set up from Christmas Vacation. After getting what I needed, I started making my way down the lad... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1639492835 | 1639565782 | t3_rg8ve1 | t5_2to41 | 220 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cheesycaveman: Have you checked your butt?
xXMadSmacksXx83: https://youtu.be/6IjuSycXjqM
LiteUpThaSkye: Yessss I'm so glad this is what the link was.
Now it'll be stuck in my head for DAYS.
oneilltattoo: Better than stuck in your butt
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1639493323 | 1639541365 | t3_rg91mc | t5_2to41 | 1,266 | Skylantech: TIFU: By telling airport TSA I had C4 in my lunchbox.
Yikes! How did that happen?
Well, to start off I just want to make mention that this was during my **first week** of employment with an airport. Around this time, I was hitting the gym pretty frequently and was into trying different pre-workout and prot... | 11 | 115.090909 | |
1639494312 | 1639580801 | t3_rg9eyl | t5_2to41 | 14,102 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reddit-username_here: I had something extremely similar happen.
My wife and I were at home one night, she was in the shower while I was doing something out in the yard. A State Trooper pulls up while I'm out there.
He comes up and I ask if I can help with something. He asks me i... | 11 | 1,282 | |
1639499033 | 1639499721 | t3_rgb366 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Chocolatewonder200: TIFU by eating an edible for the first time during work, on my mothers birthday.
I seriously fucked up, and this was all yesterday. I think I’m mostly sober now but a little high, such as really bad lethargy and somewhat shitty memory. But I had a single peach ring, and ate 1/3 before work. I ate th... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1639499597 | 1639503713 | t3_rgbak5 | t5_2to41 | 36 | AlcatK: TIFU by accidentally asking for some sex toys
Throwback to 7 years and 1 week ago, when I was just a naive young adult. I was in my sophomore year of college and one of my friends/coworkers dressed up as Santa. I really do not like receiving gifts in excess as it feels awkward to me. However, the year in questi... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1639500095 | 1639574665 | t3_rgbh28 | t5_2to41 | 73 | ThenTemperature5548: TIFU by being an ungrateful jerk at Christmas
So, we do a Secret Santa at my office. We have to fill out these questionnaire sheets about 2 weeks beforehand so people can get an idea of what to get you.
I fill out my sheet like the conceited person I am, wanting to share info about myself rather t... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1639500638 | 1639501969 | t3_rgbo55 | t5_2to41 | 47 | SuitsandPsyches: TIFU by eating the mystery meat.
About an hour ago, while I was about to make a quick run to the grocery store, I decided to eat a small snack. I was only feeling moderately hungry, but oftentimes for me that's enough to trigger some impulsive spending decisions at the store. So just a quick bite to ti... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1639504547 | 1639510781 | t3_rgd36t | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pm_me_a_reddit: Well, hopefully you accidentally brightened his day 🤷♂️.
HairyNutsackNumber9: Someone seeing me naked defiantly brightens my day
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1639505237 | 1639625404 | t3_rgdcsw | t5_2to41 | 175 | the_dank_guy3: TIFU: watching hentai in the toilet.
So uh... I dont even know where to start cause i dont even know exactly when it started.
For the past few years or so, i finally got into anime and finally... Hentai. I watched my first anime, and realised i liked it. Then, slowly falling into the rabbit hole, i watc... | 4 | 43.75 | |
1639506596 | 1639522715 | t3_rgdvba | t5_2to41 | 89 | pretty_enby: TIFU by letting my guard down and trusting a man
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Reddoraptor: Definitely ***NOT*** your fault in any way, sorry you went through it and glad the outcome wasn’t worse.
Most men are not like this, please don’t assume they are, but also definitely don’t assume someone you don’t know who is grabbi... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1639508486 | 1639515262 | t3_rgekpr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Particular-Pain-4666: I looked back on previous posts and saw that the husband was suspicious that the 3rd child due in May was not his. Did you fuck around on him and get pregnant? Clear enough?
Particular-Pain-4666: And now your scrambling to delete that post. Not realizing your... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1639507862 | 1639586196 | t3_rgecch | t5_2to41 | 5 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By getting my dream truck in a accident 3 days later
Well im saying goodbye to my moped and saying hello to my new vehicle. My dream truck to buy for the past years has been an odd one but make fun of me for it. A brand new 2006 chevy silverado 1500 (4x4 package) Everything is bone stock, Excep... | 5 | 1 | |
1639509070 | 1639659924 | t3_rgeskm | t5_2to41 | 12,944 | murillokb: TIFU: Showing my gf a gif of a woman fisting herself to the elbow
This just happened. I was scrolling Twitter while waiting for my gf to finish cooking dinner (Finally home made falafel!) when I saw a gif of a woman standing on a single leg while inserting her entire forearm into her ass.
We are both prett... | 15 | 862.933333 | |
1639516571 | 1639710347 | t3_rghiuu | t5_2to41 | 2,773 | Tendies_of_Diamond: TIFU by accidentally snorting a tonsil stone, going into a coughing/gag fit, and puking on the floor in front of my boss.
This literally happened about 30 minutes ago and I’m contemplating calling in sick tomorrow.
I recently saw a post on Reddit regarding Tonsil Stones and realized I’d had those c... | 14 | 198.071429 | |
1639513039 | 1639584844 | t3_rgg8t5 | t5_2to41 | 89 | ConConReddit: TIFU by touching the baking tray too early
TLDR: I burned my fingers by touching a baking tray that was fresh out of the oven
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So this starts in school, during Home Economics. We were making Christmas biscuits, and the teacher was putting the biscuits into the oven. The biscuits took quite a... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1639522551 | 1639523248 | t3_rgjos4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | dukeispie: TIFU by hitting a dab pen like a vape at work
TIFU by hitting a dab pen like a vape at work.
So, obligatory "this didn't happen today," it happened last Friday.
I work at a very slow store with slow traffic (phone sales), and I had to close with me and two coworkers. One coworker had a dab pen and suggeste... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1639524625 | 1639557107 | t3_rgkg62 | t5_2to41 | 3,485 | pato_aceves: TIFU by making my hookup believe I was going to kill her with an ax during intercourse
So this just happened last night.
I recently moved to a new city to start a business, I rented a nice apartment where I live by myself, and I'm currently in the process of getting to know the city and meet new people. ... | 7 | 497.857143 | |
1639529104 | 1639578377 | t3_rgm0dd | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: Tifu by agreeing to babysit three brothers
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[deleted]: That... Was... Glorious! Three little monsters! Woow! I mean, I've seen weird kids, but those are at a level...
Jacobite-biker: Nope. Thats what happens when 3 boys close in age live in the same house.
Source - father to 7yo twins and a 6yo
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1639533974 | 1639540182 | t3_rgnnhd | t5_2to41 | 169 | sagacious-gox: TIFU by removing 4 teeth for my braces
Prior to getting my braces I was insecure about my (4mm) overbite and the slight crowding on my bottom teeth.
When I was getting my braces, my dentist pushed me to remove 4 of my teeth (2 from the top, 2 from the bottom) assuring me that it’d look nice. Since he wa... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1639537520 | 1639539984 | t3_rgouma | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mayfare15: If I had a dollar every time….nope, still wouldn’t have a dollar! 🤣
sickdude_name: That's nice lmfao
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1639537130 | 1639584983 | t3_rgopkg | t5_2to41 | 60 | CuteBostonian: Tifu by thinking of a morally bankrupt solution to a chemistry problem
This actually happened today.
I’m taking a chemistry class. Today, the teacher had us brainstorm ways of determining how much sugar was dissolved in a beaker of water. Everyone in the class thought in their own for a while, then we ... | 6 | 10 | |
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SnowSlider3050: Did you try again.
ahomingpigeon: No, it actually ended up being a one time thing! But it's still an experience I like to look back fondly on.
[deleted]: A one-time thing only because you didn't try again. Who knows what other adventures and kindly church ladies yo... | 4 | 17 | |
1639545383 | 1639549068 | t3_rgrbix | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting super drunk and making my crush hate me
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Inu2424: Tbh don’t drink anymore or as much if you can’t remember the things that happened or what you said to others. You should give it a couple of more days and then reach out to her and ask her if she is comfortable meeting with you for yo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1639552798 | 1639578608 | t3_rgtehm | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU telling my brother about issues with his fiancé
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Haytham_Ken: Definitely not for this sub. You didn't FU. She doesn't sound like a nice person at all. Question though, how can someone who treats your brother like this he considered a close friend of yours?
Smangie9443: Well I guess she was a cl... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1639554906 | 1639559136 | t3_rgtxix | t5_2to41 | 655 | BRUTFROCK: TIFU by consuming over a gallon of grapefruit juice :(
For context, Im a junkie for that good stuff in life, that spicy food, that citrus, that zaz. Im a sucker for that pucker, if you will. (and if you wont, i completely understand)... I bought myself two gallon jugs of 100% grapefruit juice the other day b... | 10 | 65.5 | |
1639555656 | 1639590884 | t3_rgu4e3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | jaygeekay: TIFU by coming home after work (as usual)
After pulling a regular 8 hour shift, I decided to volunteer for extra time. In addition to the 5 hours of extra work, I have roughly a 1.5 hour commute each way. Christmas and New Year's are upon us.
My wife and son get on like oil and water. Tonght when I got h... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1639555945 | 1639577474 | t3_rgu6zj | t5_2to41 | 45 | Dredd907: TIFU by reading this post, being very grossed out and having to vomit myself.
crydrk: How would you feel if I told you I can reach back and dislodge tonsil rocks using only my tongue?
This is my only skill, and the first time I've ever found a relevant place to talk about it.
Dredd907: I did not even know w... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1639558990 | 1639625275 | t3_rguwn1 | t5_2to41 | 15,631 | MysteryPlatelet: TIFU by trying to sleep the night before my colonoscopy
Two days ago I started preparing for my colonoscopy scheduled for the following morning (yesterday).
SO and I hadn't been sleeping well and were pretty tired, plus I was already on a boring low-fiber diet for the days leading up to this - basic... | 13 | 1,202.384615 | |
1639561106 | 1639584467 | t3_rgvem1 | t5_2to41 | 69 | MaxPlease85: TIFU by showing my wife a Trashyboners post
Disclaimer: Happened several weeks before. But shout out to u/murillokb for reminding me, because we might share a similar fate.
My(M39) Wife(F35) and daughter(F3) are living in a small three story house, where the attic is nearly finished being restored to ad... | 3 | 23 | |
1639562371 | 1639596769 | t3_rgvou7 | t5_2to41 | 6,340 | ThrowawayDadsPhone: TIFU my mom and dad's marriage
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dancingXnancy: Ouch. I’m sorry that happened. But you can’t blame yourself. He made those choices to use the phone for provocative things. He chose to risk his marriage by doing it. That’s not on you.
OkVolume1: Yeah. OP, it isn't your fault. If I bought you ... | 13 | 487.692308 | |
1639579914 | 1639597621 | t3_rh0tll | t5_2to41 | 15 | Partyboy317: TIFU by running my mouth at my (soon to be) old job about openings at my upcoming job
So this happened on last Friday and this Monday.
Basically on Friday, I got all sorts of good news about various good bits of fortune including getting hired at a new, much better paying new job with and added bonus of ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1639583920 | 1639585123 | t3_rh2a9z | t5_2to41 | -5 | DCProduceGuy: TIFU by accidentally giving my VAX-hesitant brother-in-law an ultimatum
This happened yesterday. A bit long, but I’d love some help.
I’m originally from California but have been living in Washington, DC for 10 years now. It’s very uncommon for my entire family to come visit, and this holiday season my 3... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1639588770 | 1639667083 | t3_rh45ad | t5_2to41 | 17 | deltah__: TIFU - I threatened my friend with suicide almost 4 years ago and his parents still hate me, and I'm scared he hates me too
In mid to early 2018 I was going through a lot in terms of my mental health and home life. I felt nearly suicidal and was jealous of my friend's (we'll call him M) seemingly perfect life... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1639590357 | 1639738706 | t3_rh4rwm | t5_2to41 | 14,176 | Fireblade09: TIFU by flushing my kidneys
Obligatory “it didn’t happen today, happened over the last few weeks.”
TL;DR: had the bright idea to drink a grotesque amount of water daily. Flushed all the sodium out of my system and had a miserable month of GI issues.
A few weeks ago, I saw an interview on ESPN about Kevi... | 15 | 945.066667 | |
1639593682 | 1639609615 | t3_rh62kz | t5_2to41 | 36 | Idkchemistry: TIFU by Pushing my luck while drinking
this happened a few months back but is worth mentioning So enjoy …
So I had started drinking and it quickly became a problem … I was drinking to the point of complete inebriation every single night even work nights ….and I live at home with my parents as I was only 1... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1639594860 | 1639595314 | t3_rh6ivo | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rosebudski: Did animal control not find Charlie??
Seaworthy_Zebra5124: I took his leash off so they had no way of knowing who the owner was. Like I said, I fucked up big time.
rosebudski: okay so call animal control & see if they got him & claim him back. you can turn this... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1639595147 | 1639599785 | t3_rh6mwp | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ChickenXing: You already deleted this post at r/jobs before I submitted my comment so here's what I wrote and what you missed:
You are more screwed than you probably realize
You committed a hit and run, which is a crime. Since there are pictures of you and your UHaul and video... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1639595387 | 1639604313 | t3_rh6q75 | t5_2to41 | 17 | casey12297: TIFU making a joke while donating plasma
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ontarianlibrarian: After I had cancer surgery the oncologist prescribed me tamoxifen, which suppresses your oestrogen. The next time I saw him, he asked how I was feeling. I said “I feel like something is suppressing my estrogen. “He looked at me for about ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1639597057 | 1639703773 | t3_rh7dmc | t5_2to41 | 848 | zacholanterns: TIFU by being oblivious to what was right in front of me for 2 years
Obligatory Today, but also everyday for the last 2 years. This will be a nice and short TIFU, but basically I bought my first gaming laptop (no place for a desktop) 2 years ago and have been using it religiously for gaming. However, I w... | 13 | 65.230769 | |
1639600020 | 1639613800 | t3_rh8hkz | t5_2to41 | 774 | [deleted]: TIFU: Update: TIFU By being an asshole to my best customer.
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boogerpeanut: But it did matter, it mattered to you. I’ve learned that if I’m torn up about something that an apology is just as much for me as it is for the person that I’m apologizing to.
I’ve read both of your posts and it seems tha... | 3 | 258 | |
1639600622 | 1639601425 | t3_rh8ps6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by submitting an application to my dream job where I misspelled the name of the company
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Broom227: If you’re submitting through a browser to a desirable position they probably would have never looked at your resume anyway.
[deleted]: Let’s hope that’s the case! I used to believe that if people ... | 3 | 2 | |
1639597451 | 1639661472 | t3_rh7iv9 | t5_2to41 | 932 | ISmellLikeOranges221: TIFU by giving dad the spare keys to our apartment and traumatising him for the rest of his life
Hi. So, yeah. I'm probably posting too many of these but who cares.
So this was back in the day when life was "normal". There was no constant fear of painful death. My dad was...well, not dead and the... | 5 | 186.4 | |
1639601809 | 1639604754 | t3_rh956d | t5_2to41 | 169 | StackOfCups: TIFU by announcing my defecation status over speaker to a visitor at the door.
Obligatory "I'm writing this from the toilet in shame".
Last night I had hot wings. I ordered the hottest wings available via doordash and when they arrived, I smothered them in some hot sauce I have at home.
Ok so now that th... | 4 | 42.25 | |
1639605884 | 1639624368 | t3_rhaova | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mediakiller: Just tell them no when you don't want to help. I honestly can't give any better advice.
newlywedwifelife: Obviously this is what I need to do. I’m saying I fucked up by not saying it, because I’m too scared to say no to my parents.
The_Inward: You don't have to say 'n... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639608916 | 1639611279 | t3_rhbu9i | t5_2to41 | 55 | DonaldTrumpsUncle660: TIFU by making a presentation about furrys in English class.
So this might be small compared to some of the posts on this sub but I think some people might find this story amusing. So I'm in high-school and there is this joke in my friend group where I act like a furry the say "I swear I'm not a f... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1639609563 | 1639766383 | t3_rhc2ub | t5_2to41 | 1,972 | throwawaydocu1234: TIFU by watching a documentary with my girlfriend
This happened few weeks ago but I am still little shaken. First thing to mention is that I like documentaries about crimes and murders/murderers. I have watched a lot of them and I admire detectives and forensic teams, not the killers.
So I was talki... | 6 | 328.666667 | |
1639610518 | 1639610736 | t3_rhcexr | t5_2to41 | -2 | VincenzoRomano: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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RGeronimoH: I bet your karma and IQ are eerily similar
VincenzoRomano: Please this isn't the time for the funny haha I made this account to get help. What did I ever do to hurt you?
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1639611714 | 1639618691 | t3_rhcudx | t5_2to41 | 395 | dentist3214: TIFU by trying to teach my little sister in a fun, interactive manner
I (20F) have a little sister (9F). I live with her & my dad.
My dad’s a doctor and sometimes needs to work when she isn’t at school, so I look after her. I’m a pathology student but want to be a doctor also, so I’m obviously very i... | 7 | 56.428571 | |
1639614464 | 1639615913 | t3_rhdse8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | thr4568: Tifu, by bringing my dog to the store.
(Firstly, throwaway acct) this happened in the last hour.
So I'm training a German shepherd for a service animal, today we had public interaction as part of the training. We had been by two stores already and everything is going well. Good interactions with everyone all ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1639612733 | 1639615541 | t3_rhd6zu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bigbirdk: All of that sounds shady. Car dealers have no scruples and the meek dude could well have been part of the scam.
PerspectiveLow2243: I didn't even think about it like that. Totally possible.
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1639612501 | 1639679205 | t3_rhd44c | t5_2to41 | 26 | c1uk: TIFU by taking my headphones with me
First of all, English is not my primary language so bear with me and my mistakes.
This happen a month ago and just today I realise it's a decent TIFU.
To give a bit of context, I am a "gadget guy" I like to have things even if I rarely use them. I also like running, but I c... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1639616618 | 1639631004 | t3_rheivr | t5_2to41 | 15 | Alconic01: TIFU snooped on bosses computer
TIFU and I want some advise on how badly im f*cked.
Rumours are circulating that our company is being sold and I wanted to know if we still had a jobs to return to in the new year.
Boss left his PC logged in yesterday afternoon and I scroled down his outlook found an email ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639619244 | 1639623914 | t3_rhfcqk | t5_2to41 | 9 | GreyNews11: TIFU by letting Bank of America charge me 315$ in fees a few weeks before Christmas
It’s my fault. However, they really do make every situation worse. I was visiting a friend in the city and parked too close to a motorcycle only parking spot. I got a ticket and I got towed. All together with an Uber, it cos... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1639622377 | 1639705555 | t3_rhfg5z | t5_2to41 | 153 | nachobitxh: Same. Mine starts at L4 and goes all the way to the bottom of my tailbone. My luck, I'd end up paraplegic.
betam4x: Go to the doctor.
Fun fact, a neurologist may be able to identify what is causing your pain. Mine did.
nachobitxh: Been there, done that. They said there was nothing they could do.
arudnoh: I... | 16 | 9.5625 | |
1639619854 | 1639622477 | t3_rhfjm9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | IM_AM_DUMB: TIFU by stating that I'm looking for another job.
First of all, had to create a new account since my current employer knows my Reddit username. Anyways, so today I had a job interview with another employer who will pay me 5 dollars more of what I am making right now. The employee who interviewed me said th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1639620574 | 1639621896 | t3_rhfs91 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my neighbor’s mail
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slickMilw: Could be making mead.
2punornot2pun: I would
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1639621569 | 1639667347 | t3_rhg3fk | t5_2to41 | 382 | timothy_llam: TIFU by forgetting to put my fleashlight back after wash
I (M19) have been masturbating with a fleashlight for a year now. This morning I did a wank and brough it to the restroom to flush out the juice along with doing my morning routine. My dumbass forgot to take it back to my room to hide it and went st... | 6 | 63.666667 | |
1639621340 | 1639631943 | t3_rhg0ss | t5_2to41 | 232 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Iscariot1945: Call your local health authority RFN and get a public health nurse's opinion.
If you're in Canada, and have Canadian citizenship, congrats you're absolutely fine.
Even if you're not a Canadian citizen, go to urgent care, they'll take care of you.
Iscariot1945: RFN= r... | 8 | 29 | |
1639621495 | 1639648733 | t3_rhg2kc | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by screen sharing with my boss
So this did happen today. I work in cybersecurity and recently have heard about nothing but the Log4Shell exploit, so after all of my client meetings for the day, my boss and I decided to put together a presentation to show the rest of the team to explain it better and sho... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1639622613 | 1639622874 | t3_rhgfg6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | four-twenty42069: TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend
So I (16M) and my gf (16F) decided to vibe at her place for a hot min after school. All was chill when we got into her fam room, we were watching tv, wow wow wubbzy, Walden, yee bah, you know the setup. So we finished the episode of wow wow wubbzy and we got hella bored... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1639625052 | 1639635295 | t3_rhh8el | t5_2to41 | 31 | JimTheGiant53: TIFU by selling my PS5 and blowing Christmas gift money on shit I don't need.
This happened over the past two weeks or so.
Let's start with the PS5 situation:
Some months ago, I got an email from Sony saying that they were selling PS5s directly to some people, and I happened to be one of them. I had ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1639624981 | 1639627856 | t3_rhh7jn | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by willingly eating toothpaste Oreos
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Spider-K1n: Have you considered your allergic to peppermint?
YourrLocalDummy: I haven’t, I’d think if I was allergic my throat would swell(?)
Spider-K1n: Allergic reactions can be different for anything, for me, I used to be allergic to avacado and it itche... | 4 | 5 |
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