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1639627201 | 1639655625 | t3_rhhxfk | t5_2to41 | 36 | Miserable-Release-2: TIFU by telling my group of friends I have haemoreoids and anal fissures.
I (F,20)have been living away from home for the first time and you basically just eat what you get.My change in diet is probably what caused this.
My friends kept bugging me to tell them and this issue as a medical issue didn... | 3 | 12 | |
1639628122 | 1639717580 | t3_rhi88h | t5_2to41 | 138 | Op_en_mi_nd: TIFU by showing a new employee some music I like.
TIFU by showing a guy I work with some music I listen to. I really like prog metal like Animals as Leaders, Periphery ect ect. I decided to show a new guy I was working with a some music from Animal's as leader called "Tooth and Claw." The guy put it on o... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1639629015 | 1665905519 | t3_rhiia1 | t5_2to41 | 19,027 | micropeengal: TIFU by taking a shower with my new beau
This did, in fact, happen today. Last night, actually but I’m ready to talk about it now.
So there I am, on a date with the guy I’ve been seeing for about three weeks. All is going well and after, we go back to his place.
Fast forward and we’re in the shower. H... | 15 | 1,268.466667 | |
1639631256 | 1639635822 | t3_rhj76b | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by simply looking out a window
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StatisticianLivid710: If they’re separated it’s not cheating. Not that cheating is a legal term anyways.
SalleighG: Some people call it cheating even with official separation but not yet legal divorce.
For that matter, some religions barely allow divorce (in som... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1639632475 | 1639774848 | t3_rhjjyp | t5_2to41 | 94 | TwocentsNuisance: TIFU by tell my friend I didn't believe her.
My best friend who I hadn't seen in 6 plus years surprised me with a visit today. She drove over 10 hours to get to my state. I was very surprised and happy to see her! We spent the weekend together, and I had to work while she was here. Bc of the surprise... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1639637405 | 1639640208 | t3_rhky05 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a Crypto/NFT Scam
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OmgOgan: FYI, 1 ETH is about 4k USD right now to those who don't know.
Vampfy: There's the context I needed. Fucking oof. Hope op learns from this!
mr_edgeworthvii: Lol, yes, lessons were learned. Thanks for providing context I missed
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1639639277 | 1639641699 | t3_rhlf0n | t5_2to41 | 63 | econowife9000: TIFU by touching an elf on the shelf
This did happen today and I can't stop thinking about it. I teach art lessons to a third grader every week at her house. They have that little elf doll that the parents move every night. Today it was hanging from the light fixture above the table we were painting at a... | 3 | 21 | |
1639641283 | 1639642615 | t3_rhlwh6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu getting caught watching gay porn
I moved back with my mom few months ago, shameful yes, had no choice, while gf is finishing studies I save more money. Weve been pretty alright, but they started refurbishing the house, they got to “my” old room, I now have to sleep with her, in the same bedroom.
Last n... | 3 | 1 | |
1639646715 | 1639724746 | t3_rhn4z7 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to find the name of a show
This happened a few days ago..
So this is the situation..: I've been living at my best friends house for a few months now. We've been sleeping in the same room and have been getting closer and closer lately.. He's into me and I do have feelings for him, but I just ... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1639652996 | 1639653220 | t3_rhokvq | t5_2to41 | 26 | WetTabardContest: TIFU by wanting Cheesecake.
TIFU by wanting Cheesecake.
I wanted cheesecake. I got my stupid cheesecake. In the interim, I missed the last step leaving the house because I was careless and did that thing where your foot rolls to one side super duper hard. It hurt like hell, but I figured it was okay ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1639661556 | 1639698158 | t3_rhqt6a | t5_2to41 | 462 | Anita-Derange: TIFU when I ran my son over with my car.
Yesterday morning I was driving my kids to school. My daughter is tardy if I don't have her at school by 7:25. My son can't even be dropped off BEFORE 7:45. So there is a 20 minutes window between my daughter getting out of the car and my son. After dropping off ... | 6 | 77 | |
1639665142 | 1639687655 | t3_rhrxdf | t5_2to41 | 0 | ShootinOutTheHummer: TIFU by not preventing a sexual assault/call out a predator
Obligatory 2 weeks ago.
So I was on a field trip with a class of mine to Florida, and we were staying at a hotel that had a hot tub and a pool, we would go down to the pool every night and swim, however the last night was very different.
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1639664368 | 1639670535 | t3_rhrop5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not practicing better hygiene
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Valorous_Rex517: I've never understood the aversion of sharing toothbrushes. Like, you've licked every square inch of her body, but toothbrushes is where you draw the line?
LittleJenkins1: Because you don't actively lick all the grime and shit off their teeth w... | 5 | 2 | |
1639666268 | 1639693218 | t3_rhsa9z | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RandoCalrissian11: Your FU is staying with someone that can’t handle themselves.
BigScrungleBunch: Not necessarily that can’t handle themselves, but someone that converts negative emotion into anger directed at you op. This isn’t healthy for her to do and it’s not fair to you.
Par... | 12 | 1.333333 | |
1639667939 | 1639687701 | t3_rhsvho | t5_2to41 | 9,961 | thefatpiggy: TIFU by thinking someone broke into my house and assaulting them.
Obligatiory, this happened a few weeks ago, and not today. And like most fuck ups, this starts with a bad habit (somewhat). I am a midnight eater, thats a fictional condition, where a person wakes up post midnight to have a snack. I have don... | 13 | 766.230769 | |
1639668549 | 1639677477 | t3_rht328 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I would break up if she got pregnant
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nachoviper: Bro learn to write a god-damned narrative. With a beginning, middle, and end. I read the whole thing and still have no idea what you said to her, no idea how she reacted, and no idea what happened to the relations... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1639669822 | 1639680586 | t3_rhti2o | t5_2to41 | 22 | AutocompleteBrain: TIFU by going autopilot in a meeting
This happened earlier today, but I'm sure I'll be thinking about it for a while. I was in a meeting today doing some training on my day-to-day work. Since I'm 100% remote the easiest way to do this is to share my screen and let people see what I'm doing.
Well, so... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1639669602 | 1639750051 | t3_rhtfiv | t5_2to41 | 11 | raydenbrough: TIFU by ignoring my friend's birthday
Today while I was scrolling through SMS, I typed on unread message, and it was from 3 months ago. To sum the message, It was from my friend. I got to know him less than a year. He said all the guests adhered at my birthday, except the one I was waiting for.
I remem... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1639673634 | 1639691689 | t3_rhuti2 | t5_2to41 | 1,778 | lizardho07040422: TIFU by telling my (26f) gf (33f) about a story from my Mormon years
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newaccount252: You’re an idiot.
mykylodge: Also mental.
lizardho07040422: I mean, in my defense I was born and raised in what is essentially an early American sex cult gone corporate. I was not being super smart about the d... | 13 | 136.769231 | |
1639674181 | 1639676834 | t3_rhv0ir | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing I’m allergic to latex
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Itchy_Word_1523: Can I ask related but not related question?
Because you carry your own condoms what you do if they re to big or small for the guy you are gonna see?
sunshineandhomicide: Huh, I never ran into that problem I guess, that was something I onl... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1639675166 | 1639760514 | t3_rhvd76 | t5_2to41 | 155 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Brewfinger: The lesson is- never lie about knowing something you don’t know. There is nothing wrong with not having learned something.
retrometro77: Internet users disagree.
Brave_Bid5260: I know.
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1639678228 | 1639696129 | t3_rhwg8u | t5_2to41 | 591 | Starlightriddlex: TIFU By bringing cupcakes to work
So, I had a comical disaster of a morning today.
I stayed up late last night baking cupcakes to bring in to work today. Everything turned out perfect and delicious. So I load them up in a pretty case, careful set them my car and head to work.
~30 seconds after drivi... | 5 | 118.2 | |
1639681729 | 1639682805 | t3_rhxot0 | t5_2to41 | -27 | veluciraktor: TIFU and went full on orbital desctruction on a teacher.
Hey all, I'm gonna make this short.
So today i was browsing facebook, this is a rare occasion for me as I despise it. I checked out my sons elementary class group and found something quite interesting.
There was linked a video from some mom where... | 4 | -6.75 | |
1639681338 | 1639765269 | t3_rhxjj8 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Professional-Ad-min: TIFU by trying to wash my hair
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azure-dreams: uhhhh, unless you're losing a LOT of hair while washing, odds are that it is cumulative from EVERYONE who has used it and not your fault. you were just the unlucky one who took a shower and it finally clogged.
edit: and if hair clogging is an ... | 6 | 12 | |
1639682156 | 1639779356 | t3_rhxuf6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | juicy_coochie_6969: TIFU by accidentally playing porn on my phone while I was in class
Obligatory this happened a few weeks ago.
I was in the middle of class and our teacher started calling students for recitation out of nowhere. I went and did the ol ctrl+f on the pdf file the teacher gave us to read earlier but I ca... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1639684126 | 1639690058 | t3_rhyjpc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex while visiting family
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yfgdr: Did she say anything after?
Bobwiththebigone: Maybe there was nothing to see
andrewta: Making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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1639685883 | 1639710206 | t3_rhz73f | t5_2to41 | 7,034 | thebutler97: TIFU by calling my friend "more cute than hot"
So this actually happened about an hour ago.
Me (24m) and my best friend (28f let's call her Anne) work together and were on our break, and were showing eachother our matches we have on various dating apps at the moment.
I showed her a specific girl, and An... | 15 | 468.933333 | |
1639687350 | 1639694948 | t3_rhzifz | t5_2to41 | 8 | Funky-Monk07: Geez okay sure maybe if someone has anger issues that they can’t control then yes they should think twice abt having a pet
I’m not trying to sympathize with an animal abuser it is wrong to hurt an animal. I get that. I’m just saying that from my point of view it seems as though they just struggle controll... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1639689819 | 1639739152 | t3_ri0ltm | t5_2to41 | 1,077 | Paigexnx: TIFU By leaving my toy out to get wet
So about a week ago now I was tucked up in bed and pretty much half way to sleep. I’d had a bit of me time, you know, a bit of pleasure to tire me out and send me on my way type me time 🤷♀️ I have one of those big wands, probably around £50 plus because it’s huge and fu... | 9 | 119.666667 | |
1639690273 | 1639691721 | t3_ri0rrx | t5_2to41 | 45 | EggsAndSpanky: TIFU by announcing my flatulence to a stranger.
Not today, but when I was a young teen. I still think about it sometimes and cringe laugh.
I was in the grocery store with my parents, just browsing the aisles as they shopped as kids tend to do. I found an empty spot, looked around, and let a silent gas ... | 3 | 15 | |
1639692470 | 1639909302 | t3_ri1jn1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DontMentionTheEvent: The fuck up here is that you're 22 and made friends with a 14 year old.
I'm a bit concerned at the comments section which seems to indicate that people think it's normal for a 22 year old man to befriend a 14 year old boy.
Noodle_McNoodle: I think most of the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1639694104 | 1639711676 | t3_ri24hc | t5_2to41 | 11,919 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lorindalin: if this had happened to me as a wife, I'd honestly have been pretty pissed too. but yall need to have a conversation about the lack of sex and maybe try to make your wife feel sexy without making jokes that she can "dress up like the woman that made you erect"
I would ... | 14 | 851.357143 | |
1639689619 | 1639695502 | t3_ri0jav | t5_2to41 | 11 | constant-boi-problem: TIFU eating a cookie while chewing gum
I like chewing gum at work bc it helps me focus on work etc but I hate taking the gum I’m chewing on out of my mouth and I don’t want to simply toss the gum out and have a new piece between every snack of the day. So, I’ll usually store the piece of gum in my... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1639695260 | 1639765377 | t3_ri2ii4 | t5_2to41 | 758 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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KnackBrewster: You are going to ace the "Never Have I Ever" game!
GlobalMonke: Uh, I see no way this comes up unless he is intentionally losing the game 😂
payokat: I just lost the game.
CricketKingofLocusts: Everyone just lost *The Game*
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1639695703 | 1639712037 | t3_ri2nxh | t5_2to41 | 353 | CrackedHalo1233: Tifu by choking on cock
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This a little serious and just happend earlier this week.
A few days ago my boyfriend comes over to visit. Eventually we start fooling around and start giving him a blowjob. I'm usually really good at this and can deep throat without activating my gag refle... | 7 | 50.428571 | |
1639695754 | 1639696679 | t3_ri2ohz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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crazychevette: So why is this tifu. Sounds like just being a normal kid that's the car guy. No harm no foul and the church is tax free anyway they can afford it it's okay. I've done worse things in cars inside the church. The acoustics are amazing trust me. Don't feel guilty be... | 3 | 4 | |
1639704146 | 1639707680 | t3_ri5hfe | t5_2to41 | 15 | WallMaiden: TIFU By assuming someone was homeless
So I discovered I'm a Wagyu Asshole, I was running into the grocery store this evening to grab a few things and saw a man sitting on the pavement. The way he was watching people made me think he was observing and trying to determine whether or not to ask for money. I gr... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639700618 | 1639710074 | t3_ri4ba3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | AwesomeDragon101: TIFU by giving myself a second degree burn by microwaving cookies.
Hi! This happened just now.
The holidays have come around, and some of my friends baked some sweets to share. One of them made these sugar coated cookies with salted caramel inside, and she told us to microwave them before eating beca... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1639706034 | 1639706854 | t3_ri62t5 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by eating shit in the classroom
I teach a self-motivated, project-based tech class that just so happens to be near the copyroom, including two locking restrooms, one for male teachers, one for female. Sometimes I have enough time to use the restroom between classes, which I usually don’t take ... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1639706111 | 1639715590 | t3_ri63o0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | CorporalDavid: TIFU by attempting to jump a fence
TIFU by trying to jump a fence. This happened two days ago.
TL;DR: Tried to jump a 10 foot fence at my school and completely wiped out, it was filmed by several people and will probably circulate around
I'm a baritone for my High School's Winter Choir Concert. After t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1639707390 | 1639709500 | t3_ri6j17 | t5_2to41 | 8 | KeltyKatt: TIFU by trying to sleep in my car overnight and ended up almost dying from suffocation because I didn't know that modern cars are airtight.
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CJM8515: A car is not air tight. They actually have vents built into the body. Trucks in the back of the cab and cars usually have them In the quarter panels
K... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1639708062 | 1639793229 | t3_ri6qs4 | t5_2to41 | 197 | JaredUnzipped: TIFU By Getting a Boner in Front of Four Nurses and My Physician
This was over twenty years ago, but I still think about it often.
When I was 18 years old and a senior in high school, I had a medium sized growth on the right interior of my groin. It was about the diameter of a nickel and rested a few in... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1639711073 | 1639747303 | t3_ri7oof | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bacattac: Well that was a roller coaster. I feel like this should be on another sub so you can get some advice to work through this. I'd offer some but I'm in no position to do so
Deadliest_Death: Hey just having some more observation helps me not feel like I am alone on this. Tha... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1639716068 | 1639751922 | t3_ri987k | t5_2to41 | 67 | Lobasexhusband: TIFU by loosing my online best friend to a lazy mistake.
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urmom1952: i know a singular remi do u know where they were from HAHAH
Lobasexhusband: Somewhere in the South Western part of the US. Arizona? Utah?
Spiritual_Poo: I live in AZ, I will shout at everyone I see in public until I track him ... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1639717216 | 1639728797 | t3_ri9kbk | t5_2to41 | 492 | Neikitia: TIFU by ordering a sex toy on Amazon and reusing the same box it came in
A few weeks ago, I ordered a sex toy for myself online off of Amazon. I have far too great of anxiety trying to buy something like this from adult stores, so if I buy a sex toy, it’s often purchased from adult store websites or Amazon. H... | 8 | 61.5 | |
1639717718 | 1639718139 | t3_ri9pvl | t5_2to41 | 20 | cad-red: TIFU by taking a divorce joke too far
background, my parents had a very angry divorce and their whole marriage was hard for me and my siblings. they got divorced almost ten years ago. my dad would never speak poorly about my mother, while my mother was the opposite. now that I'm an adult (26) and I help take c... | 4 | 5 | |
1639724484 | 1639819790 | t3_ribl5u | t5_2to41 | 3,089 | CptJonzzon: TIFU by looking for a knot tying guide on r/knot
This fuck up happened 4 days ago.
During my daily commute to work I browse reddit and today I happened upon a short video about a "[panic knot](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/rev15b/the_panic_knot/)", a knot that is handy in a lot of situations an... | 11 | 280.818182 | |
1639724634 | 1639727445 | t3_ribmp9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU getting on a video call
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Big_ole_Dog: Should of let them do it. Worst that could happen is anger and laughter.
unknown_use_: If they do it, they do it. At this point I kind of came to terms of it. Cross those bridges if I get there (hopefully not)
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1639729091 | 1642829169 | t3_ricrvf | t5_2to41 | 15 | loonygirl30: TIFU by trying to self clean the oven
I have 2 nice cast iron pans. One is a pre seasoned one, but it’s got layers of grime on it. I use lot of butter and ghee on my Indian dishes and even after cleaning I couldn’t get rid of it. While browsing Reddit, I found a comment saying to leave the cast iron pan in... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639730295 | 1639738809 | t3_rid1p0 | t5_2to41 | 104 | No-Pangolin574: TIFU by walking in on my dad watching porn
Throwaway acc for obvious reasons
Exactly what it sounds like....I'm a 16 year old kid who was cramming for finals. I go to print a couple of documents for a AP exam I have in about 6 hours. My dad's office is parallel to my room, and we both are in the basem... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1639730020 | 1639765200 | t3_riczjv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bluesparc: Tell him you were mistaken and let him know now. Else your just a dick.
Mysterious_Nature193: Agreed. Please let them know so you don't come off as a pretentious wannabe know-it-all.
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1639741192 | 1639765098 | t3_riflkq | t5_2to41 | 41 | ShmeatDealer: TIFU by Listening to a Teenager’s Advice.
TL;DR- My younger sisters both live with me and, by accepting their advice, I set myself in the path toward shitting myself in front of customers.
> *So*
I’m a hunting guide in the winter, this past week I’ve been getting ready for an Oryx Hunt, Horseback.
... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1639740772 | 1639761539 | t3_rifhny | t5_2to41 | 55 | kuijken: TIFU by buying presents for my cats and ruining Christmas.
So this happened last night right before my boyfriend and I went to bed.
I decided earlier in the week that I had extra spending money leftover from gift buying and decided I would put the rest of it towards spoiling my cats. I bought them new treats... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1639745117 | 1639746198 | t3_rigoed | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking a baby.
So, it is a long story, and please don’t trash me yet. THERE’S AN EXPLANATION.
So, I was 2, it happened in 2007. I could walk and we were in a restaurant, on a trip, in Turkey I believe (or so my mom said).
So, we are eating dinner, and it is going alright. I guess my mom did a... | 5 | 8 | |
1639748154 | 1639753687 | t3_rihl0n | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: If you don't want to be thought to be a homophobe then quit pointing out that she cheated with a woman. Does it really matter if she cheated via hard dicking or clit licking? You also have no clue what was, or has been, going on in your parents marriage. You don't k... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1639748706 | 1639759701 | t3_rihr1i | t5_2to41 | 6 | saltyfreshwaterman: TIFU by dumping oil all over my driveway
TIFU by dumping oil all over my driveway.
Obligatory this actually happened yesterday.
Hello I am a young car guy that likes to do things by himself on his vehicles. The other day I was changing the oil on my 1994 Jeep Cherokee exactly how I was taught.
Thi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1639748657 | 1639750285 | t3_rihqgo | t5_2to41 | 92 | mycatbloD: Tifu by getting two deceased men mixed up and convincing ones brother he was gay
(Obligatory this happened 2 years ago)
TW: suicide
So I went to high-school with a very nice, bubbly, friendly boy we'll call John for the sake of the story.
John was a little "nerdy" and was picked on in school, he was also ... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1639750787 | 1639801305 | t3_riifa9 | t5_2to41 | 6,191 | Alpharacer22: TIFU by crapping myself during a squat.
I certainly did not think this would blow up as it did!
It began as a regular Friday morning. I rose from my slumber bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready for the day ahead! I went about my daily routine without a single hiccup, all was going swell... shower, brea... | 8 | 773.875 | |
1639753879 | 1639758205 | t3_rijhpp | t5_2to41 | 10 | WilhelmU: TIFU by losing all my friends
So, let me get this out of my chest
This story actually starts last month, but some details are important. As Covid became less threatening, I and my friends began reuniting after 2 years without seeing each other. I decided to also include in our group a (girl) friend whom I ha... | 5 | 2 | |
1639756359 | 1639783765 | t3_rikcoz | t5_2to41 | 253 | Melodic_Lecture_2714: TIFU and spent my birthday in emegency surgery.
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Toopster906: Good luck, and take it slow during your recovery! Also, watch for diarrhea - that shit’ll sneak up on you outta nowhere!
Melodic_Lecture_2714: Yeah my doc said I'd ping-pong between diarrhea and constipation.. Fun!!
Antique_Bel... | 4 | 63.25 | |
1639807011 | 1639840165 | t3_rilpft | t5_2to41 | 25 | LifeIsVanilla: No, that's ridiculous. Pickling requires a basic(vinegar) environment, whereas that would be in an acidic(stomach acid) environment. OFC neither matter, as it would just be in the intestine and not exposed to stomach acids, but the major thing is no base(vinegar).
Overall, I'd personally recommend just ... | 10 | 2.5 | |
1639761839 | 1639829413 | t3_rimamd | t5_2to41 | 472 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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trucorsair: Not surprised at all, your response is natural. I used to teach first aid and CPR and we covered this. Get training, and practice.
[deleted]: Thank you - the thing is I have first aid training so I always figured I’d be first to jump in. Just think I was shocked and ... | 8 | 59 | |
1639763594 | 1639764941 | t3_rimw66 | t5_2to41 | 34 | DameRange13: TIFU by letting my GF adopt a pig!
This didn’t happen today.. it’s more so a year in the making.
About a year ago this week, my girl rescued a piglet. The opportunity just kinda fell into our lap, and we’re both too big hearted to turn the cute little thing down.
Typically, how it always folds out.. I ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1639763688 | 1639773971 | t3_rimxbo | t5_2to41 | 1,660 | tea-drinking-pro: TIFU With a sperm sample.
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twotall88: that wasn't a FU that was comedy gold.
erestamos: This
thecamterion: Will people stop doing this? You add nothing
lngSchlng: They won't
Kill2Blit: This
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1639763222 | 1639779859 | t3_rimrqj | t5_2to41 | 1,445 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my beloved earbud.
I recently bought myself some Raycon earbuds off Amazon. They don’t sound incredible, but they get the job done and I really enjoy using them. I honestly started to get sentimental about them. I often listen to ASMR with the earbuds when I’m trying to sleep, as it really rel... | 7 | 206.428571 | |
1639766598 | 1639807534 | t3_riny6o | t5_2to41 | 2,800 | rockergirl15: TIFU by crowdsurfing with a crowd of teenagers.
So I’m the leader of a band and I’m 26 years old (F) and I weigh 250+ pounds. I was performing at a venue with my band for the first time in a while after covid. The crowd was mostly teenagers more specifically mostly teenage girls. When we were playing, dur... | 19 | 147.368421 | |
1639767012 | 1639845227 | t3_rio3b8 | t5_2to41 | 410 | unusedusername42: TIFU so badly that a police task force might be on its way
Hi, 1st and possibly last time sub poster here.
Background/context: I work with fraud prevention at a place that handles large amounts of other peoples' money and today, one of our employees and the company itself was bomb threatened by an un... | 7 | 58.571429 | |
1639767809 | 1639812433 | t3_riodii | t5_2to41 | 36 | anudeep30: TIFU by almost dying in the shower
This happened a few days ago, not today.
I was in the shower and I went to blow my nose, and when I did I saw a bit of blood on my hand. Then, the blood began to drip from my nose, one drop at a time.
At this point a normal, sane, person would have pinched their nose and... | 3 | 12 | |
1639770476 | 1639770852 | t3_ripa5m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by swallowing my own cum
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tywinthevile: The most disgusting part of this story is Egg on Pizza. I threw up in my mouth a little.
IrishRepublicanAgent: nah dude its fuckin delicious
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1639770921 | 1639773449 | t3_ripfhq | t5_2to41 | 167 | SaltMineForeman: TIFU by making light of my recent cancer diagnosis.
Okay y'all so I need to share a funny story because I'm kinda feeling a lil down but still in good enough spirits to still be laughing about this.
So... I had 3 biopsies a few weeks ago. They all came back as malignant basal cell carcinomas a few day... | 7 | 23.857143 | |
1639770384 | 1639776801 | t3_rip95v | t5_2to41 | 0 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by posing a question stemming from my own personal mathematical beliefs that ended in, well, a neverending argument and conversation, thus ruining everyone's holiday.
What up, party people. Let's start off by saying that I've been teaching Mathematics way too long, I believe that circles have ... | 4 | 0 | |
1639772514 | 1639773274 | t3_ripz87 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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monyyyyyyyy: that egg on pizza is a real crime in this story
Rodnas1992: Maybe it tastes good, now pineapple, now that is disgusting
PhunCooker: But you have to eat the pineapple for the sake of the taste of the ejaculate.
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1639773326 | 1639774419 | t3_riq9c8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ddangobalango: TIFU bullying a girl at 7th grade
That sounds horrible and it is, but this was 6 years ago and i feel terrible. Let me explain:
I grow up suffering too much bullying, some kids gathered to make fun of me or even hit me, etc. I was too shy and afraid to stand for myself. I ended growing f\*\*\*\*\*... | 3 | 2 | |
1639773820 | 1639778175 | t3_riqfeb | t5_2to41 | 4 | Duck_Potato16: TIFU: being paranoid in a relationship
So I (M20) have been dating this girl (F19) for 3 months now, I love her, and each day that goes by I love her more.
We had a big fight once, bacause of me being a proudful little jerk, and she told me if I ever did that again we're over!
Well that fear of ever doin... | 4 | 1 | |
1639775727 | 1639793828 | t3_rir31u | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: You told him No. He disregarded your wishes while you were in a vulnerable position. Why he did it doesn't matter. No means no. Stop means stop. Period. His diagnosis, or lack of one, isn't even part of the equation.
[deleted]: As someone who is also on the spect... | 4 | 17 | |
1639776402 | 1639791437 | t3_rirb19 | t5_2to41 | 126 | sadstingray7: TIFU by taking my first dab on the first date
So I hope I format this right, and apologies for everything cuz I’m on mobile. Also sorry this is so long, I tend to ramble.
Edit: this was a while ago if that wasn’t clear!
Context: So I met this guy while walking home from my friend’s house late at nigh... | 8 | 15.75 | |
1639780112 | 1639797448 | t3_risjrm | t5_2to41 | 15 | TomThanosBrady: TIFU by Making a Snack
I'm tired so I'll keep this short. I was hungry and decided to cook something at 4am using coconut oil which has a really low smoke point. I turned on my stove grabbed the food and before I knew it there was a ton of smoke. I turned the stove off immediately and started fanning to... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1639784226 | 1639947927 | t3_ritwkm | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by going upstairs to take a crap at work.
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WSLeigh2000: The wrong bathroom? Just like having a routine and breaking it? Okay but having someone notice and get begrudged? Yeah, YFU Should've just dropped the deuce where you've been peeing and ignored the commentary from the peanut gallery. Him g... | 4 | 11 | |
1639784101 | 1639869532 | t3_ritv5k | t5_2to41 | 87 | Aelinthali68: TIFU by ordering a Christmas present
This actually happened several years ago but this sub requires you put TIFU as the start of the title.
So I had been attending college and my wife decided to reward me with a nice present. I told her that I had been playing some online space games and could really us... | 3 | 29 | |
1639785904 | 1639805789 | t3_riugfp | t5_2to41 | 13 | mlongoria98: TIFU by underestimating a bartender’s spite
Obligatory “this didn’t happen today,” but a few months ago.
A friend and I had gone to the bar together, just having a good time, catching up. Now, I have an unfortunately very high alcohol tolerance - it takes a lot to get me feeling it. And I want to have a ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1639787275 | 1639787615 | t3_riuwk2 | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jedburghofficial: What's a dab pen?
missingkeys88: THC pen
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1639787278 | 1639789084 | t3_riuwlo | t5_2to41 | 6 | A_BrokenSoul: TIFU by Threatening someone, then totally spinning down into a bunch of fuck ups.
Of course, like every other TIFU, this happened quite a while ago and, I do understand that there will be a lot of people will hate me for this, and I'm fine with this. I hate myself too. This wasn't made to entertain anyon... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1639786859 | 1639982181 | t3_riurso | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly making out with a minor.
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rockyp32: ur manager might want u lmao
blaikalva: I thought that before. But she’s like 9 years older than me, in a relationship and really not my type
rockyp32: I know this is random but id advise getting on no fap and semen retention. ur awkwardness will go... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1639788371 | 1639789030 | t3_riv9b9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to get laid
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scootyboogs: F
Jimmyz1615: F
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1639791364 | 1639808581 | t3_riw7yd | t5_2to41 | 28 | howcouldyounotknow: tifu by riding on top of my boyfriend
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Darrone: Not the worst way to bloody some sheets.
starliner2000: At least OP knows he will stay cool if and when the *other* bloody sheets show up. Dude's a keeper.
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1639791467 | 1639797508 | t3_riw92k | t5_2to41 | 2,640 | throwaway5842069: Tifu by accidentally sending my cousin a nsfw vid
Title says it all, throwaway of course.
So I’ve been sexting this girl for about a month now back and forth. Usually just the usual sexy talk and the occasional picture here and there. Well yesterday I had the bright idea, let me send an early “Chri... | 7 | 377.142857 | |
1639793828 | 1639795494 | t3_riwzij | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a random drink wt a bar
TIFU I drank a sip of a random drink thinking it was mine, turns out it wasn’t and now I can’t stop worrying something bad will happen, I need reassurance. I’m drunk so i need to copy paste to get enough words
Drank a sip of a random drink thinking it was mine, turns... | 5 | 1 | |
1639794595 | 1639877503 | t3_rix7zj | t5_2to41 | 74 | FederalLoad9144: TIFU by helping a drunk crackhead break into a bank.
Obligatory this is on my phone, for formatting errors. spelling may be atrocious. I can’t spell. (Auto correct can’t either some days).
Kinda long so, TL;DR at bottom
This happened within the last hour. I was sitting on my couch getting ready to p... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1639799747 | 1639801823 | t3_riyroc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a supervisor know that sometimes I am just stupid for the fun of it.
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iwillfixitlater: Idunno, saying HA. Is the same as a 20 minute lecture on etiquette and being overhead etc.
You were told in that one word,
A, you were overhead saying something somewhat inappropriate
B you shouldn... | 3 | 1 | |
1639803840 | 1639808754 | t3_rizy75 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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revan1611: The f*ck is wrong with you man?!
She's gone, forget about her, you lost. If you ever find another girl, keep your goddamn mouth shut about your friends dicks. Jesus F Christ...
TheRealMcDuck: Not only that, it reads like he kept going on about the thing, as if he want... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1639804276 | 1639848757 | t3_rj02n0 | t5_2to41 | 44,365 | Jerk-off-genius: TIFU my girlfriend caught me jerking off to my ex’s nudes
This happened 3-4 hours ago today. So I’ve been with my current girlfriend for over a year a now and we got together six months after me and my ex broke up.
My girlfriend was out doing Christmas shopping today and I was having a relaxed day off... | 21 | 2,112.619048 | |
1639804603 | 1639852518 | t3_rj060i | t5_2to41 | 60 | Pelo_o: TIFU By spoiling the entire Spider-Man: No Way Home to myself (NO SPOILERS).
I have been excited to watch this movie for a couple months now, I'd been avoiding spoilers online as best I could. Today was the first screening here and I bought myself a ticket online.
This is where the fuck up happens. I've bough... | 3 | 20 | |
1639801896 | 1639833529 | t3_rize6e | t5_2to41 | 62 | renmanket: TIFU with my crush by misreading her text
I'm 34m, my crush is 24f. Let's call her Elsa. We used to be colleagues at this startup for about six months. We weren't that close when we worked together. I had no feelings for her back then. She was friends with one of the co-founders(42m) of our startup. Let's ca... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1639806137 | 1639853177 | t3_rj0lbe | t5_2to41 | 61 | BoogerTreeTIFU: TIFU by exposing my favourite plant, a booger tree, to my GF.
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Tksni: Not to be rude or anything but this honestly sounds like "tendies reee" level of issue.
To you, the person who created the booger tree it may be normal.
But to your Gf, to whom you hid this from probably considers this pla... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1639810969 | 1639858563 | t3_rj1uxs | t5_2to41 | 504 | SteveJobsNobleSquire: TIFU by buying 52 2009 iMacs
throwaway account
So today this morning (around noon) I was browsing Facebook marketplace and noticed an interesting listing. A guy was selling a lot of 52 iMacs for only $200. I joked about buying it to my friend, so I could fix and repair some for profit, but the... | 6 | 84 | |
1639821382 | 1639821890 | t3_rj4b4q | t5_2to41 | 14 | elite-simpson: TIFU by maybe moving in a little too soon.
This one requires quite a bit of backstory to properly understand so here goes.
My brother started his own painting business about 7 years ago now. He always worked hard on it and has become quite successful. Over the years he got a few employees and started r... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1639822024 | 1639823750 | t3_rj4gmh | t5_2to41 | 86 | knatehaul: TIFU by using a massage gun for the first time
Like an old man, I coughed while driving and pinched something in my lower back yesterday. Since it wasn't something that affected my movement, I went home, popped a few ibuprofen, and started stretching. My roommate saw me on the floor and said "I have one of t... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1639823657 | 1639827055 | t3_rj4ulz | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lionstealth: The moment has passed.
You can try to bring it up in a funny conversation and see whether she has a sense of humor about it, but I am guessing you are pretty young, so I would try moving past it instead.
Call her about something else. Ask her to hang out. Don’t wo... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1639831775 | 1639856773 | t3_rj6uoz | t5_2to41 | 738 | Blondeoramma: TIFU By making fun of my boyfriend for having to take a shit outside on a cemetery island and then 5 min later I had to take a shit on the cemetery island
This happened yesterday morning. My boyfriend and I are on vacation in Costa Rica and took our ATV over to a pretty remote spot. There’s a place called... | 7 | 105.428571 | |
1639833199 | 1639865037 | t3_rj791t | t5_2to41 | 3,066 | labmanagerbill: TIFU my Valet Parking my car to watch the new Spiderman Movie
I wanted to apologize for being "that guy" yesterday at the Disney Springs Valet parking last night.
I am on vacation in Orlando, and I took my 19yo daughter and her friend to see the Spiderman movie last night at the Disney Springs shoppin... | 8 | 383.25 |
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