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Apollo704: Keep in mind that inflation is primarily caused by people expecting inflation. It’s fine to talk about possible future scenarios, but humans have wrongly predicted the future for hundreds of years, so be mindful when talking doom and gloom
bikepacker67: >Keep in mind... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1639835620 | 1639846936 | t3_rj7ydx | t5_2to41 | 249 | ima100percent: TIFU: by letting my daughter milk challenge herself
TLDR: stayed up too late, didn't pay attention early af this morning and allowed my daughter to chug 2 very full glasses of milk. Immediately brought her back in bed where she threw up on me and I threw up on myself.
Good morning reddit. Welcome to my... | 6 | 41.5 | |
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Zandanna: I risk seeming moralistic when I say this, however the purpose of alcohol is not getting drunk. It can loosen a person up after a couple drinks, but past that number you will experience diminishing returns with regards to social conduct. I used to drink with the purpose ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1639844352 | 1639855074 | t3_rjar97 | t5_2to41 | 6 | RS7theDream: TIFU. I sent my friend on a wild goose chase to say “I don’t like her romantically”
Hey 👋.
I 27M. My friend 18F.
Some background. Recently moved to a new city and she is one of my new close friends. Wouldn’t want to lose her.
Weird age gap for friendship we have because we vibe quite a bit. I like... | 6 | 1 | |
1639843961 | 1639879091 | t3_rjamn3 | t5_2to41 | 23,008 | LeeHarveyLOLzwald: TIFU by buying my co-workers lunch and getting fired for it.
This happened a couple years ago, but I'm glad it did because it showed me how toxic car sales really is. Let this be a warning to anyone thinking about taking up a sales position. I've worked sales multiple Industries and no matter what th... | 11 | 2,091.636364 | |
1639845925 | 1639859061 | t3_rjbaqv | t5_2to41 | 193 | Thegauloise: TIFU: by tagging my wife on a vice article
This is happening now.
So some days ago I was scrolling on Facebook and I saw this vice article passing by something in the lines of "how to subtly talk to your spouse about pegging", I thought it would be really funny to tag my wife in the comments. Normally s... | 3 | 64.333333 | |
1639846667 | 1639847841 | t3_rjbjpy | t5_2to41 | 74 | Justatroubledgirl: TIFU by crying in recorded online class discussion.
For your information, I'm 20f, a political science student in her 3rd year. Most of our classes are online due to the pandemic. So in one of the classes I take, the lecturer decided that he would give us room to share our thoughts upon the economic ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1639847514 | 1639848532 | t3_rjbumw | t5_2to41 | 32 | Newt_juice: TIFU by sending my crush a voice memo of me rapping
So I was talking to this guy who is a bee scientist but also does a lot of work with birds and other insects. He can accurately tell you what bird is singing at any given time just by listening to the sounds it makes.
A while ago I tried my hand at writin... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1639850457 | 1639882688 | t3_rjcuet | t5_2to41 | 1,140 | [deleted]: TIFU when smelling my mom got me hard.
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Leetsds: You pavlov'd your dick. This is the best post ever
[deleted]: Luckily for me expensive hand creams are usually criminally small for the price so the next time I went home they either ran out and didn’t bother to replace it or they just threw it away. ... | 6 | 190 | |
1639851254 | 1639905147 | t3_rjd4dr | t5_2to41 | 11,505 | OhPotatoBlessMe: TIFU: gave my 10+ years vegetarian friend a home-cooked meal, didn't realise in time it wasn't vegetarian at all.
This happened today, I only found out about the FU when it was already too late.
A friends of ours has been vegetarian for many (10+) years, she takes pride in that. She & her husband... | 13 | 885 | |
1639852505 | 1639905606 | t3_rjdjmc | t5_2to41 | 411 | EricsGirl325: TIFU My hair. Badly. Im now a stereotype
So my blonde hair has started going gray. I've tried covering it before with dye the same color as the blonde (natural) I have. It never worked and the gray still came thru.
So I decided a few days back, to skip the middle man, and dye it all gray. Fuck it.
So ... | 6 | 68.5 | |
1639852197 | 1639896551 | t3_rjdfl7 | t5_2to41 | 105 | Mcsome1: TIFU by noticing a police officers firearm improperly holstered
So I work at a department store and we are doing a event called shopping with a cop, the basics is that cops take under privileged family's shopping in order to make sure there kids have presents on Christmas. As I'm walking around watching the cu... | 9 | 11.666667 | |
1639850498 | 1639858373 | t3_rjcv2w | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: > burning my dick
So what you’re saying is you have a hot dick?
Taruwolf: Nah, it just burns when he pees.
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1639852965 | 1639871806 | t3_rjdp6n | t5_2to41 | 10 | Shallasa: TIFU by telling the girl I’m dating I’d rather her to be from another ethnicity
So, this happened a couple of years ago and probably the biggest fuck up I’ve done to a girl (or anyone for that matter).
I’m a Latino guy living in a northern European country (this is an important detail), and I was dating thi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1639855467 | 1639864341 | t3_rjejxd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ordinary_Story_1487: I am an Addict/Alcoholic 22 months sober. My suggestion is looking at your behavior closely. Substances causing significant disruption to your life is a major red flag.
Sending you prayers, love and peace.
Devinh30: Congrats on 22 months! I reached 500 days ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1639857593 | 1639870329 | t3_rjf9e7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Britishroadman69: TIFU by learning how I was “assaulted in my sleep”
So I was talking to a friend a while ago and I remember something he told me that just hit me, this is how I was assaulted in my sleep on a PGL. I’m [14M] and this happened about 4 years ago so I was about 9-10 years old.
For context my dad works in ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1639859340 | 1639922110 | t3_rjfujn | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by insisting on going to a Tinder fuckboi’s apartment instead of hosting him
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MycoBro: Hopefully you don't have a recognizable tattoo on your butt
GlitteryCakeHuman: I don’t think OP is ass out in the local market.
Seven0Seven_: judging by his stories he might be lmao. I respect it
Kevrooom: Ye... | 5 | 37 | |
1639859093 | 1639859644 | t3_rjfrpe | t5_2to41 | 29 | caribou91: TIFU by sending my boyfriend’s Christmas gift to my grandma’s house
Back story. Last Christmas, I got my grandmother a custom portrait of her adorable dog. She loved it so much that this year I decided to get her custom socks with her dog’s face on it. I noticed the company had a special if you spend over a ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1639865473 | 1639869786 | t3_rjhwxg | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by running towards some kids with my prick out
So I have this shitty pair of underwear where the flap isn't that great, so sometimes my dick comes out. But that's fine, it's still under my trousers so I just re-adjust and it's all fine.
However, today, I went to the beach and was playing with my dog ru... | 3 | 10 | |
1639847148 | 1639873645 | t3_rjbq17 | t5_2to41 | 169 | SpiritOfMyselves: TIFU by having the wrong screen up on my phone
I switched to this pharmacy because I had a coupon that would work there which would make it actually possible to pay for my medicine. When I got there, they only had one person working, so I was waiting in line for over an hour.
Then I got home and real... | 6 | 28.166667 | |
1639871816 | 1640641473 | t3_rjjy9l | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a drug induced manic episode at school
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Sea_Catapillar: Weed isn’t a gateway drug sorry but it’s not I’ve been smoking weed since I was 18 I’m 24 now not once have I ever thought hey what’s another drug do? All of my friends who smoke agree. Weed isn’t a gateway drug. People get curio... | 13 | 1.769231 | |
1639873787 | 1639931515 | t3_rjkjsv | t5_2to41 | 12,530 | Justburningthis: TIFU - Finding out my SO resents me through reddit.
Well this is a burner account for obvious reasons so im going to have to be vague to not be recognized as the title suggests I fucked up today by going through my SO's reddit account to try to find similar things to talk about and surprise her with by... | 13 | 963.846154 | |
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AcrobaticSource3: > I thought it would be silent since I had headphones in, but apparently my headboard was creaking a bit
I’m confused, you thought the headphones would muffle all sounds?
ResidentCoder2: No audio from phone due to ear buds, but due to the ear buds she couldn'... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1639874679 | 1639877540 | t3_rjkt5n | t5_2to41 | 15 | RengarMain15500: TIFU by learning that "appropriation" is something different than "appreciation"
Needless to say I'm not a native speaker in English nor did I really talk that much English in my free time, because there is no reason for it. The only English I need is in written words on reddit and on other sites on ... | 3 | 5 | |
1639878530 | 1639880062 | t3_rjlybb | t5_2to41 | 63 | manslam: TIFU by inviting an old friend from college to move in with me and ruining my Christmas.
The actual fuck up of inviting him to move in happened back at the beginning of September, but today is more or less the culmination of that decision.
An old friend from college reached out over the summer and we started ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1639878966 | 1644511111 | t3_rjm2tq | t5_2to41 | 2,701 | MoshPitsNArmPits: TIFU by cleaning my boyfriend's Tesla too well
This happened today.
About a week ago, I was eating Wendy's in my boyfriend's Tesla and I accidentally spilled some barbeque sauce between the seat and middle console. Needless to say, he was less than thrilled and instated a "no sauce in the car" polic... | 14 | 192.928571 | |
1639881552 | 1639898517 | t3_rjmvjk | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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the_original_Retro: Dude.
Wall of text.
TIFU's should not be a monumental essay. Not too many people gonna read that. Shorten it next time? Maybe get to the point faster?
Skid_Th_St0ner: fun fact, there is an XL tag for this exact kind of post. And it only got a Medium. So i thi... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1639882156 | 1639939264 | t3_rjn261 | t5_2to41 | 15,623 | Chips_are_emo: TIFU by accidentally giving my mom a vibrator I thought was a back massager?
TIFU by giving my mom a vibrator instead of a back massager?
Okay, so I(15NB) do secret Santa with my family every year. This year I got my mom.
We wrote down things we wanted on our lists and my mom had put down a back massa... | 12 | 1,301.916667 | |
1639890434 | 1639893361 | t3_rjpgrp | t5_2to41 | 95 | devangs3: TIFU by applying hair color on my girlfriend’s hair
My girlfriend and I left for a 10-day roadtrip to Colorado recently. We really needed it as I just landed a job and we were really hoping to get some quality time after 6 months of day-long interviews.
We decided to do a staycation in 3 cities and this is ... | 4 | 23.75 | |
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Pleasework94: A quick “that was NOT meant for you” would’ve solved all your problems…
spider_84: Followed up with... "Unless of course... You want to say something... I mean no... Maybe...?"
Toledojoe: *Maebe
shododdydoddy: I LOVED your notes
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1639894455 | 1639894882 | t3_rjqjn7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | -Chocho: TODAY MY TEACHER FUCKED UP
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Ogreguy: A sex scene in an R movie is not porn, lol
-Chocho: True but you get what I'm saying
Ogreguy: That your teacher is cool and you're trying to rat them out?
-Chocho: Nope none of us said anything to anyone not the principal or vice principal but WERE 8TH GRADERS
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1639894848 | 1639922400 | t3_rjqn95 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting the #1 rule of the internet.
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nicolasfirst: I am an atheist but I am sorry you had to experience some of my more argumentative for arguments sake colleagues. You were right just to end the conversation because from such a discussion nobody wins or learns something new.
BatNinjaX: ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1639897580 | 1639932344 | t3_rjrc71 | t5_2to41 | 193 | BadHolidayGuest: TIFU by going down on my boyfriend in my friend’s guest room
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foot_soldierh3: Idk if I’m missing something here but what’s the big deal? You did it privately and I mean you’re all adults. If anything she shouldn’t be peeping though key holes lol. If you did it somewhere public within the house... | 4 | 48.25 | |
1639899282 | 1639945394 | t3_rjrqpc | t5_2to41 | 113 | largeshitthrowaway: TIFU by treating myself to some KFC
Obligatory didn’t happen today, but a few months ago.
So I’ve been renting in a share house for years now, but a few months ago I had a couple move out and some new ones move in, which meant I got to snag the master bedroom, which I’d been eyeing off ever since t... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1639900452 | 1639900600 | t3_rjs0ea | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by oversharing things my gf told me in confidence
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htepO: Why did you make this post?
abhishek_maverick_: I don’t really know what to do now. How should i go about it ?
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1639910341 | 1639912632 | t3_rju897 | t5_2to41 | 69 | Hoooodinii: Tifu by getting Rick rolled by myself
A little over two years ago I(f21) moved across the country to live with my fiance (m25). I moved with just one suitcase, so I only had a little bit of clothing, my dokuments and a few notebooks, that's it. I didn't have a good relationship with my parents so it was mor... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1639911318 | 1639912023 | t3_rjug3d | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nocturnezbreako: TIFU by sucking the wrong pp at a gloryhole
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minitaba: Yeah, nah, thats bs
teafer430: Uh yeah. No shit?
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1639914644 | 1639918061 | t3_rjv8hx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU: I ignored the signs
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casecastro96: I really feel like you're taking full responsibility for this, when in reality you are absolutely not.
I think based off of what you have shared, she did not deserve you. Or mentally and emotionally, maturity levels are different. Perhaps you are wiser due t... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1639916843 | 1639938912 | t3_rjvs1d | t5_2to41 | 1,386 | Sunny16Rule: TIFU drawing a giant swastika for a class project
So I was in the 4th grade in palmdale california and the teacher asked the class to draw "what peace means to you" . Well it just so happened night before I had watched reading rainbow. The episode discussed different cultures and religions and that one of ... | 9 | 154 | |
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Badenguy: Awesome story! I am absolutely fighting the urge to make crass comments about the having sex, smell of shrimp, and drawing the bear in. Bear came for shrimp, left when he smelled the Budussy
WannaGoodName: He started so well… just had to keep typing.
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1639918229 | 1639993719 | t3_rjw4uf | t5_2to41 | 80 | ctjongg: TIFU By trying to formally introduce myself to a new coworker
So this did happen today at work. I’m still facepalming about this. TL;DR at end.
English is my first language, feel free to roast me over any mistakes, also mobile formatting is weird
Background Information: I(15M) started working as a kitchenha... | 4 | 20 | |
1639922620 | 1639934601 | t3_rjxdng | t5_2to41 | 27 | billysmallz: TIFU by meeting new girlfriend's family and ending up in hospital for 2 days
So I've been with this girl for 6 months. We get on great, love everything about eachother, are both totally smitten and that pretty much paints the picture of where we are in the relationship. She has a high up role in a company ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1639923482 | 1639949112 | t3_rjxmpr | t5_2to41 | 10 | tothebeatofmyowndrum: TIFU- Causally offered to take care of my neighbor’s cat and mentioning I’d be traveling. Now the cat has no one looking after her.
Well, this is not really a tifu, but a week in the making. So last weekend when my neighbor was over we were talking about travel plans. I mentioned I’d be traveling ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1639924804 | 1639926385 | t3_rjy1bc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By Overstepping With A Close Friend, And I Think I Killed The Friendship
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DaisyMaeBe: Let a few days pass. I think it’ll be okay.
1onesmolboi: You really think so..?
Fancy-Pen-1984: From what you described, it sounds like the two of you have pretty decent communication. They probably just need ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1639928401 | 1639952977 | t3_rjz6vo | t5_2to41 | 14,532 | LikeableDepression: TIFU by buying a Clone-A-Willy for my girlfriend's bday gift
Long post, TL;DR at the bottom.
TIFU because my naive heart thought buying a Clone-A-Willy kit would somehow result in a thoughtful, personalized gift for my girlfriend's birthday. I'd like to start off by saying that I'd describe myself ... | 15 | 968.8 | |
1639931398 | 1639959049 | t3_rk06h4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | LoadingRocket51: TIFU by using my sister's face wash
So im a guy, and we are basically just told "here is some soap now use it for your entire body". Well i decided to try girl's stuff where theres face wash stuff, skin stuff, everything is separate, and it smells better than men's body wash.
So i get in the shower, t... | 5 | 3 | |
1639931986 | 1639962994 | t3_rk0dln | t5_2to41 | 1,062 | BlargAttack: TIFU by calling my mother
I called my 65 year-old mom about an hour ago to catch up. She’s reached that stage of life where she’s adept at some aspects of technology while simultaneously being clueless about tech more generally. I suspect many of you can relate to this.
Mom starts off telling me that she... | 4 | 265.5 | |
1639935288 | 1639940190 | t3_rk1hvk | t5_2to41 | 0 | blubberboy16: TIFU by getting my dads chickens killed
TIFU. I spent the night at my dads house last night and for the most of today I was by my self because my stepmom was at church with all of the grandkids and she has really bad ADHD and forgot to feed her chickens before she left so I went out to feed them for her. ... | 5 | 0 | |
1639936842 | 1640014803 | t3_rk206y | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning one of my boobs on turkey stock
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truisluv: This is when those super padded victorias secret bras help. I spilled a whole tray of drinks and my bra absorbed it all. About 6 drinks worth.
Active-Subject267: That is the ONLY place I can by bras. I'm 31 and own one bra.. the bombshell. S... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1639939360 | 1640063700 | t3_rk2ujr | t5_2to41 | 3,589 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rippedhorn: Welcome to the internet
MrBublee_YT: Have a look around
Iliano14: Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Bottdavid: We've got mountains of content - some better, some worse.
RedCapitan: If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
cubicApoc: W... | 13 | 276.076923 | |
1639939817 | 1640035885 | t3_rk2ztu | t5_2to41 | 39 | PMmeyourexgirlfriend: Tifu by flying Spirit airlines
So right now I am at the Denver airport living through this nightmare.
I arrived at the Baltimore airport yesterday two hours before my flight. The line for baggage check was unbelievable. It filled the small area that you would expect to fit the whole line then wra... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1639942672 | 1639944635 | t3_rk3yh0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ScRuBlOrD95: TIFU by getting some drinks with friends
Obligatory: this was last night but you get the idea)
So I got home for Christmas and i haven't been back in about a year and a half. So my brother and myself went bowling with some friends and picked up his girlfriend on the way back home. My brother volunteered t... | 3 | 6 | |
1639943368 | 1639944426 | t3_rk46ul | t5_2to41 | 202 | labioteacher: TIFU by bad mouthing a Christmas gift from my wife
A bit of background - I’ve been a rabid Oregon Ducks fan for over 20 years, going to most games while I was in undergrad, and games as I can here and there, even when I’ve lived far away from Eugene. I’ll go to bowl games and other big games and religiou... | 7 | 28.857143 | |
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pooker55: The fact that they had to call the police on a second grader is a bit ridiculous. Get the parents involved first, then the police if it happens again.
EnthusiasmNo6062: Until the kid that dies is yours. The parents, believe it or not can be just as irresponsible. " Oh ya... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1639945150 | 1639945562 | t3_rk4sqa | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AV343: YTA
R3dd_: Yup.
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1639946271 | 1639948337 | t3_rk56by | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: My friend's drunk dad almost attacked me
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Feral58: I can't tell from the context of the story but it seems like you're reacting a little harshly to him just... Being drunk.
Skid_Th_St0ner: i reacted harshly because hes a dangerous child abusing alcoholic and i knew there was a legitimate chanc... | 5 | 1.2 | |
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rediitbuju: You are lucky you didn't get shot
Engineer22030: Guns are illegal in DC, so nobody ever gets shot there.
Scentedwiind: In dc, the cops will do you in.
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1639949001 | 1640014911 | t3_rk64a2 | t5_2to41 | 10,608 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending nudes to someone who asked for them
This just happened last night and I’m waking feeling like maybe the fallout isn’t as bad. But damn I’m going to try and stay away from Internet girls forever.
Last night I downloaded an app where you can message strangers, kind of like Omegle or Chatroulet... | 11 | 964.363636 | |
1639949026 | 1640077586 | t3_rk64k6 | t5_2to41 | 258 | NomenNescio13: TIFU by ignoring the safety briefing for laser tag.
This happened when I was 15. We had a bonding trip for my class which involved laser tag, bowling and finishing off with dinner at my teacher's home. We started with laser tag. During the safety briefing we were told several rules of the place, includin... | 15 | 17.2 | |
1639955883 | 1639958513 | t3_rk8kkh | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by realising i wasted my youth.
Welp today I (22 M) I wasted my youth and my early twenties.
My life has not been exciting, i never kept track of my age when i left college at 17, i failed school, now in a dead end job i hate living at home being a piece of shit to everyone who tries to be nice to me.... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1639951749 | 1640023601 | t3_rk73hm | t5_2to41 | 5,925 | iTzbr00tal: TIFU by scheduling a pedicure for my wife on her birthday…
It has been a stressful week. My wife is 20 weeks preggo, had a storm knock over a huge tree in our house, no Internet as a result, bought a overpriced used car we needed and I have had a busy work week so I haven’t been around as much to take care ... | 11 | 538.636364 | |
1639960779 | 1639961875 | t3_rka8ky | t5_2to41 | 55 | Inner_Department3: TIFU by Consuming Delta-8 like it was CBD and Getting Fucked Up in Public
TLDR: BF and I popped too much Delta-8 not knowing it was so strong. Hilarity ensues.
I did a search and saw this is pretty common, hope no one minds another story!
This actually happened a few weeks ago. My boyfriend was ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1639957663 | 1640004147 | t3_rk960c | t5_2to41 | 5 | rigo_: TIFU by forgetting my dream
I had a succession of dreams all in text that listed advice for me e.g. get this job; move here! You're not transgender... Be a Buddhist! But I forgot the last one. It was about this girl and goes: "Mira Mansouf is a ______" and that's all I can remember. Whether it be because I talke... | 5 | 1 | |
1639964122 | 1639965420 | t3_rkbcvv | t5_2to41 | 24 | Tayaradga: Tifu by trying to make my wife frustrated (+18)
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thisisfakereality: People who like to play games shouldn’t be surprised when they lose.
Tayaradga: Username checks out 😂
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1639964897 | 1640056195 | t3_rkblx6 | t5_2to41 | 2,117 | Mental-Garage-6989: TIFU by taking a huge shit then getting fiberglass in my butthole.
This happened two days ago. Throwaway account because it's humiliating.
So I was waiting for a bus and I was getting bored standing there, and I was finding anything to do other than just watching the road. I noticed that the stree... | 7 | 302.428571 | |
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Superdunez: You must be really boring if you think this fits the definition of a "fuck up". Sounds like everyone moved on after about ten seconds, and your goober ass thought "oooohh juicy! Cant wait till Reddit hears! What a faux pas!".
No one gives a shit.
Equivalent_Taro7171: ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1639964875 | 1640031530 | t3_rkblni | t5_2to41 | 83 | noseymimi: TIFU by ruining so much food
I usually store my infrequently used small appliances, a toaster oven and roaster, above the stand up freezer. I used the roaster yesterday, my husband offered to put it away, but I insisted on doing it myself.
My husband just noticed the freezer door was open and everything in ... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1639969079 | 1639999299 | t3_rkcy1a | t5_2to41 | 203 | Trigga1976: TIFU by getting 8 year olds to search through unpleasant videos of actual Mutant Chickens on YouTube.
TIFU by helping my eight year old son set up a Youtube channel. This happened two days ago. So he has wanted a channel for months and my wife and I have always said no, because we felt he is too young.
But... | 5 | 40.6 | |
1639971030 | 1640025989 | t3_rkdk9c | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU and deleted my main storage disk.
This is a short one but great for Linux users to read.
TL;DRWas downloading Arch Linux, fucked up the USB stick, and while fixing that I accidentally deleted the contents of my main storage disk.
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So, I am new to Linux in general, and I thought that about... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1639973088 | 1640063998 | t3_rke6uf | t5_2to41 | 448 | SupportTheNatives: Tifu by smelling my aunts underwear
So this has been a really confusing weekend for me, so forgive me for sounding tired.
My family including cousins, and uncle and aunt, are staying at a hotel until Christmas where we will go ice skating together. We were hanging out at the pool and swimming an... | 7 | 64 | |
1639974183 | 1639978119 | t3_rkeiqg | t5_2to41 | 74 | tuirseach5am: TIFU by ruining my daughter's Christmas
I was due to drive down to mind my daughter, her mom moved to another county without warning me about a year ago, and since then I rent a house down there to see my daughter 2 nights a week, and I live the rest of the week here. It's expensive but the alternative is... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1639977462 | 1639979531 | t3_rkfglu | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending nudes to a pedophile
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mcates27: Not your fault. Don't DM him. Tell your parents
Racdiecoon: You ever tried to tell your parents you failed a test, letalone say you sent nudes to someone,
mcates27: So let fear of their reaction get in the way of stopping this dude from grooming a chi... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1639978299 | 1639978691 | t3_rkfp6f | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ndang314: I was about to comment YTA, but then I realized this isn’t an AITA post it’s a TIFU post - good for you for recognizing it on your own. 
Maleficent-Share-725: True, though in fairness I’d rather be an Asshole than homeless
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1639980738 | 1642111216 | t3_rkgdvv | t5_2to41 | 652 | Slevin_Kelevra724: TIFU by burning my wife's backdoor during sex.
So this past summer we grew a bunch of hot peppers in our garden for our salsa making. With some of the leftover peppers, we dried them out. Today I decided to use the food processor to grind the dried peppers down to do our own type of crushed red peppe... | 6 | 108.666667 | |
1639987300 | 1639992146 | t3_rki2yy | t5_2to41 | 42 | IamCat16892: TIFU by cooking for my brother
Disclaimer: I’m still in the same state of mind as in this story, so I’m sorry for any weird grammar mistakes
This happened like an hour ago, and I’m still laughing. So I flew home for Christmas today, and I arrived from the airport at about 1:30 am. It’s been a long day o... | 3 | 14 | |
1639988902 | 1640010012 | t3_rkih89 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Paige_rex: TIFU by having soft serve before an hour and a half drive home...
This happened about five minutes ago...
I have been on a pre- op diet for the past three weeks which was pretty much liquid diets other than salad with chicken on occasion. Today I had an appointment with my surgeon to see my weight loss so f... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1639993414 | 1640066379 | t3_rkjmwx | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JimmiRustle: Usually when I say “someone to fuck around with” I mean someone that I’m having sex with but not exclusively. Maybe it’s different when you’re 15?
TheTricksterJesus: By “fuck around” I just meant laugh and make jokes and do dumb shit lmao
meowzer2005: Yep, poor choice... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1639995807 | 1640140028 | t3_rkk88k | t5_2to41 | 182 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HeapsFine: Your therapist hasn't had enough training if they don't understand why you said this.
I think most people have some sense of relief when a person passes that has been suffering.
SStrange91: Wrong. Depending on how the client said what they did, the therapist could ea... | 15 | 12.133333 | |
1640008428 | 1640082721 | t3_rkns4p | t5_2to41 | 1,369 | P0werClean: TIFU by mixing Bleach with Vinegar and having COVID
So today we received a package from IKEA with a random assortment of bathroom bits and bobs including the long awaited suction cup shelving!
A great start I thought, to what was a terrible previous week after losing all sense of smell and taste to COVID, ... | 14 | 97.785714 | |
1640008565 | 1640103642 | t3_rkntma | t5_2to41 | 17,797 | fuckinguncreative: TIFU by tackling a rude customer infront of my boss, his wife and a full bar.
I work at one of the most famous bars in my hometown. It was a very busy shift and I was working really hard, with only my boss helping out a little bit (I take orders, prepare the drinks, serve them and cash in).
For abou... | 11 | 1,617.909091 | |
1640009615 | 1640045456 | t3_rko74d | t5_2to41 | 2,406 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my partner I'd chose our hypothetical kid over her
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2hennypenny: Before having kids I would probably pick my spouse but after having kids we both unequivocally would chose our children. They’re young, and they rely solely on us for protection. To us it’s the morally justified answer.... | 10 | 240.6 | |
1640009365 | 1640170898 | t3_rko3sr | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening up to my family about my mental health
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Shenan_Egans: Abusive Dad, Narcissist mother and bitch sister. Get out if you can do so safely.
sixtysilver: My mother shows signs of a narcissist, but I have this image engraved in my head that goes "mother good, father bad" because my father ... | 13 | 3.153846 | |
1640011953 | 1640014572 | t3_rkp0hm | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressuring my friend into dating a girl she barely knew and then telling her that she has more kilometres than my car.
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PM_ur_Rump: I have a '96 from Germany, and it's a fantastic car.
Also an '85, a '70, a '68, and a '61.
NTA.
lordofthebees2: That's great!
It depends where you buy it fr... | 4 | 2 | |
1640013363 | 1640014443 | t3_rkpir1 | t5_2to41 | 31 | TheAnimatedBlueBear: TIFU by leaving exam scores on our apartment table
So for context I have a friend we'll call him Chad. So, Chad and I have been very very best friends since around 5th grade and are in Uni together. He's very *very* smart. Im talking this kid gets A's without even trying meanwhile I work my ass off... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1640013643 | 1640033346 | t3_rkpm8l | t5_2to41 | 30 | _nandermind: TIFU by booking spiderman no way home theatre ticket
Usually, people will only say single TIFU, instead of double TIFU.
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Well, I have a double TIFU last week just for book a theatre ticket for spiderman.
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It was starting on day-2 before pre-ordering ticket for spiderman no way h... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1640014374 | 1640116571 | t3_rkpvzd | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AustinDiggler: Some things cannot be unread.
ashortwaifu: Hope you enjoyed! Lol
AustinDiggler: As much as the last root canal I had. To think one felt compelled to share that is beyond comprehension.
ProfMooody: 100 bucks says you’ve had anal sex before, or at least you’re turned ... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1640014917 | 1640015326 | t3_rkq34w | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a hit that was successful
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bscross32: Yeah she can never know, and if she finds out, it's over.
[deleted]: Just have to try and keep my cool when she brings it up. I guess the idea was to be the shoulder to cry on.
CanIPutItOnMyFace: Ordering a hit would be a stupid way to start a r... | 5 | -1 | |
1640014872 | 1640039699 | t3_rkq2kg | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing my mother in law's call
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Chopped_Liver_: Hey, at least you don’t use a bidet. You would have been subjected to an in-depth discussion of how you clean and dry your ass, an actual conversation I’ve had with my fiancé’s parents. They just didn’t get how it works and I was lucky enough ... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1640015701 | 1640157079 | t3_rkqd4b | t5_2to41 | 108 | jayellkay84: TIFU by making all of my co-workers the same hot chocolate gift mug
So a month and a half ago I got transferred to a new store. I was soon informed by a new fellow manager, A, that this store does a manager’s gift exchange. I’m broke as a joke and hate Christmas but I decided to go to Dollar Tree and get ... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1640017743 | 1640019275 | t3_rkr4fi | t5_2to41 | 28 | Throwaway4758594_: TIFU by drinking my own cum
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So last night I have a friend over who i've messed around with a bit in the past. we get frisky and use protection and I finish in the receptacle that catches your baby making sauce. It was late and I was tired and a little tipsy so I put it... | 7 | 4 | |
1640018192 | 1640623621 | t3_rkrajd | t5_2to41 | 92 | -Lord-Dio-: TIFU by replying to my roommates text about a home invasion with a Kool-Aid man Gif.
I was at work at the time and my roommate was at home half asleep on the couch watching TV. Apparently some dude with a Mohawk, shorts and no shirt busted through the door, destroying it. Scaring the hell out of my roomy wh... | 4 | 23 | |
1640018863 | 1640100206 | t3_rkrizm | t5_2to41 | 1,170 | pacergramfitnesstest: Tifu by finding out after 22 years my name isn’t actually my real name.
Today I tried to give plasma since apparently covid has effected the price per donation drastically and you can get like $100 so why not. I brought my ID, social, mail etc & when I was filling out the paperwork they notice... | 17 | 68.823529 | |
1640021954 | 1640120104 | t3_rksoi0 | t5_2to41 | 12,281 | haveuinthescope: TIFU by discussing my hourly wage with my trainer.
I was working with the guy training me and one conversation led to another. I asked how much was he making an hour since we are in the same field and he has more experience than me, hence why he is training me. He tells me "I make enough". I say "ok... | 21 | 584.809524 | |
1640024816 | 1640025926 | t3_rktq8a | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu by masturbating
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lilgoblin23: You definitely need a toy - that is body safe material and also easy to clean. I highly doubt you hurt yourself that way with the amount of blood you were talking about without pain. You probably started your period and that is why you were hyperaroused - not at al... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1640027611 | 1640052356 | t3_rkuq0t | t5_2to41 | 29 | Sophiemarie29: TIFU by emailing my professor the wrong pictures
Update: So I did not get into any trouble and my professor thankfully believed me! I was terrified but it all worked out. Phew. Thanks yall for the advice <3
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TIFU by emailing my professor the wrong pictures. I was supposed to be s... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1640028853 | 1640039430 | t3_rkv666 | t5_2to41 | 43 | enginaradam: TIFU by watching too much Netflix
I never thought I would wrote here but here I am. It happened this weekend. I’m not a great storyteller. If you wanna read another fucked up story try to bear with me. If you don't wanna read the story tldr in the bottom.
To begin, let me give you a little background. I... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1640030971 | 1640065308 | t3_rkvxpx | t5_2to41 | 8,979 | nycola: TIFU by agreeing to look at a client's husband's computer.
Obligatory - this happened 15 years ago, my husband refers to it as "The Trashcan Story"
At the time I was working for a small MSP. We had a client who was a medical writer and worked from home. She was the sweetest woman on earth, lived with her husba... | 13 | 690.692308 | |
1640038554 | 1640063528 | t3_rkyoic | t5_2to41 | 40 | eragon511: TIFU When I dated a girl with severe mental health issues
This happened back when I was in high school in 2017.
I dated a girl for about a month when I was 17, the first girl I ever dated actually, and she had a pretty horrible past. Sexual assault, dad walking out, depression, anxiety, suicide attempts, s... | 4 | 10 | |
1640038821 | 1640040011 | t3_rkyryt | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tommyblaze221: Well you shouldn't talk during movies anyway so at least you don't have to deal with uncomfortable silence
S_A_R_K: And please don't vape during movies either
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1640043828 | 1640059531 | t3_rl0jbo | t5_2to41 | 3,011 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my GF mom getting gangbanged
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Topher1999: Fan fiction
Gilgie: Fun fiction
El_Billy: Pulp Fic... nah, nevermind.
moejoker: Pump Fiction ....Ftfy!😉
[deleted]: Fam friction
Pole420: Pork Friction
CanalAnswer: Kosher faction
RChamy: Mom Fucktown
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